{an8}外太空
有東西來了 Something is coming.
{an8}非洲
是戰爭 War!
沒錯 對和錯 Oh, yes. Right and wrong,
光明和黑暗的對峙又來了 the light and the darkness are at it again.
但我們不害怕 But we are not afraid.
不不不 No. No. No. No.
我們知道我們會被拯救 We know that the deliverance will come.
沒錯 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
先知 A prophet!
都被寫下來了 This is written.
都是承諾 This is promised.
《啟示錄》第19章第11節里說 The Book of Revelation 19:11 says,
"在我面前有一只白馬 "And there before me was a white horse
騎手是忠誠和真實" whose rider is called Faithful and True."
沒錯 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
"他穿著浸滿鮮血的長袍 "He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood,
他的名字就是上帝之言" and his name is the Word of God!"
{an8}這是一個奇蹟 It's a miracle.
都 Be...
閉嘴 quiet!
我是先知 I...am the prophet.
我是被選中的 I am the chosen one.
{an8}傳教士 第一季第一集
爸爸 Daddy.
杰西 你能答應我嗎 Jesse. Do you promise me?
-你答應我 -我答應你 爸爸 - You promise? - I promise, Daddy.
{an9}*It was the time of the preacher*
{an9}*When the story began?*
{an9}*Of the choice of a lady?*
{an9}*And the love of a man*
{an9}*How he loved her so dearly?*
{an9}*He went out of his mind?*
{an9}*When she left him for someone?*
{an8}圣公會 想耶穌敞開你的菊花
{an9}*She'd left behind?*
{an9}*He cried like a baby*
{an9}*He screamed like a panther in the middle of the night*
{an9}*And he saddled his pony*
{an8}向耶穌敞開心扉
{an9}*And went for a ride*
{an9}*It was the time of the preacher*
{an9}*In the year of '01*
{an9}*Now the preachin' is over*
{an8}德克薩斯
{an9}*And the lesson's begun*
{an8}安維爾高中
{an8}拯救野生動植物
"就這樣 "This is it.
我盡力了" This is the best I can do."
{an8}哈里斯雜貨鋪
但對湯姆·蘭德里教練來說 But for Coach Tom Landry...
那還不夠 that wasn't good enough.
他看著那名隊員 He looked down at that player
又抬頭看了看另一個的眼睛 and he looked up, into one other's eyes,
皺起了眉頭 and he frowned.
他說 He said...
"從地上起來 "Get off -- Get off your backside."
站起來跑" Stand up and run."
那名隊員看著他照做了 And that player looked at him, and he did.
也許你們有人會問 橄欖球和 And some of you might be askin' what the heck football has to do
《五個愚蠢伴娘的寓言》有什么關系 with the Parable of the Five Foolish Bridesmaids.
《馬太福音》說 Uh, St. Matthew reminds us
上帝不會拯救... that salvation won't come to those...
那些... to those...
《馬太福音》說上帝不會拯救那些... St. Matthew reminds us that salvation won't come to those...
答案就是 The answer is --
就是我們需要保持謙遜 Uh, the ans-- the answer is bein' humble.
好好思考一下吧 So think about that.
如果有人沒看門口的標識 And whoever's messin' with the sign outside...
停下來看一看好嗎 ...you stop, please?
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我打中了松鼠 I just Abe Lincoln-ed that squirrel!
正中后腦勺 Pop to the back of the head!
唐尼 Donnie!
你搞什么 在教堂前面開槍 What's the matter with you, shooting a gun at church?
我要搞定新的電視節目單 I had to figure out a whole new TV schedule,
晚飯時用 you know, for supper.
我想好好吃飯 You know, 'cause I like to eat,
這是她給我定的 and, I mean, this is the time
吃飯的時間 that she gave me for dinner, right?
我小時候都是6點吃飯 When I was growing up, 6:00 is dinnertime,
她知道的 and she knows that.
她知道的 所以 She knows. So --
你為什么不敞開心扉呢 Why not just open your heart?
和她說實話 Be honest with her.
讓你媽媽等你吃完了再給你打電話 Tell your mom to call you back after you've eaten.
我三明治上抹了什么芝士 I mean, what does it matter to her
跟她有什么關系 what kind of cheese I have on my sandwich?
-我喜歡什么我說了算 -對 我... - It's up to me what I like. - Yeah, I --
-我來選擇... -抱歉打斷你 泰德 - I make the choices -- - I'm sorry to cut this short, Ted.
我得和他談談 I need a word with him.
我喜歡瑞士干酪 I like Swiss cheese.
你懂我 孩子 Read my mind, kid.
別告訴我 Don't tell me you're here
你是來抱怨空調的 to bitch about the air-conditionin'.
那破玩意兒好不了了 Broken-down piece of junk.
是關于我爸爸 It's about my dad.
我不喜歡他 I don't like him.
你為什么不喜歡他 Why don't you like him?
因為他很不好 'Cause he's mean.
不是說對我 Not to me.
我是說 他的確這樣 I mean...he is,
但是 大多數時候 but you know, mostly...
他對你媽媽不好 He's mean to your mom.
所以你想讓我找誰談談嗎 So you want me to talk to someone?
談談解決不了問題 Talkin' won't help.
你這么胸有成竹地站在這里 Well, you're hangin' there like a shirt on a hook,
肯定有主意了吧 so you got somethin' in mind.
說吧 孩子 你想怎么樣 Words, kid. What do you want?
我想讓你去傷害他 I want you to hurt him.
單單是向我開這個口 都能算得上是罪孽 You know, it's a sin just to ask me that.
我知道 但是他也有罪孽 I know, but he sins, too.
他的罪孽更重 這是他罪有應得 He sins worse, and he's got it comin'.
-既然如此... -別笑 - Well, in that case -- - Don't laugh.
大家說在你回來之前... People said before you came back here...
在你成為傳教士之前... before you were a preacher...
你是做這種事的 you did things.
那給我拿瓶啤酒來 So, bring me a beer
也許我會對你爸爸做些那種事 and maybe I'll do some of those things to your daddy.
你希望他受多嚴重的傷 How hurt you want him?
我要做到什么程度 How far do I go?
一拳 One punch?
還是兩拳 Two?
問題在于 你爸爸可是個大家伙 Problem is, your daddy's a big fella.
打幾拳只會讓他很生氣 Imagine a couple punches just gonna make him mad.
他會回擊 He's gonna fight back.
他的兄弟會來幫忙 Then his buddies are gonna want to help out.
我得保護我自己 I'll need to defend myself.
事態就會升級 這些事最后都會這樣 Things will escalate. That's what these things do.
越鬧越大 They escalate.
暴力...只會帶來暴力 And violence... makes violence.
其他什么都沒有 It makes nothing much at all.
這就是你想要的結果嗎 孩子 Is that what you want, kid?
不過這不是說我沒法... Doesn't mean I can't still, you know...
幫忙解決你爸爸的事 help out with your daddy.
怎么幫忙 Help how?
我不知道 I don't know.
我們會想出辦法的 We'll figure somethin' out.
"只要心有所愿... "A man's heart plans his way...
上帝便會指引道路" but the Lord directs his steps."
沒錯 Right.
為我祈禱吧 傳教士 Pray for me, Preacher.
要是有人聽 我會祈禱的 Anyone were listenin', I would.
相信我 Believe me.
我會祈禱的 I'd pray.
當地新聞 再見 紅野人隊長 In local news, goodbye, Chief Red Savage,
你好 草原土撥鼠佩德拉 hello, Pedro the Prairie Dog!
結果今晚揭曉 所以大家快來市政廳 Unveiling is tonight, so come on down to City Hall
給安維爾最新出爐的可愛政治吉祥物 and give Annville's adorable, politically correct new mascot
一個西德克薩斯風的歡迎吧 a big ol' West Texas hello.
你被揍了 投票出了 You got punched! The board voted!
草原土撥鼠才是新的吉祥物 The prairie dog is the new mascot, all right?
邁爾斯被一個姑娘揍了 Miles got punched by a girl!
是你揍我 You punched me!
這樣不行 Can't do it.
我跟他們說了 I told them.
你們不能就這么 You cannot just expunge
抹去一個受人喜愛的文化形象 a beloved cultural figure like that
還指望不會有人在意 and not expect it to go over like shit on cold biscuit.
我想應該還會發生更糟糕的事 I imagine there's worse things that could happen.
反正我剛來看到新聞說 Considerin' I just read
日本人允許一個家伙娶了他的枕頭 the Japanese let a fellow marry his own pillow,
我表示贊同 I tend to agree with you.
-馬上會發生更糟糕的事 -枕頭 - Much worse is on its way. - Pillows?
這也太可怕了 That's a slippery slope.
沒錯 Indeed it is.
沒錯 Indeed.
尤金告訴我他給你留了幾條言 Eugene told me that h-he left you some messages?
是的 Yep.
是的 我得給他回電 Yep, I owe him a call.
聽著 我根本不在乎你們倆之間怎么樣 Look, I don't -- I don't give a damn one way or the other.
他問起你的事 He was askin' about you,
所以我想問問 你有沒有時間來一下 so I was wonderin' if you could find the time to swing by?
明天晚上 Tomorrow night?
-行嗎 -明天 - That work? - Tomorrow.
抓住他 抓住他 唐尼 Get him! You got him, Donnie?
按住他 Hold him down!
警長 Sheriff?
我不能告訴你我是怎么知道的 I can't say how...
但我聽說那個唐尼 but I heard Donnie there...
可能對他妻子拳腳相向 might be layin' hands on his wife.
我想你也許該和他談談 I figured you might want to talk to her.
受害人正式提出控訴 I'll listen to a formal complaint
我才會受理 should the victim come forward.
不大可能吧 Well, that's unlikely, ain't it?
這種情況下 These kinds of situations?
她可能很害怕 She's probably scared to.
我只受理正式提出的控訴 I will listen to a formal complaint.
當然了 'Course.
你可不想丟掉打老婆 You don't want to lose the wife-beatin',
殺松鼠的野漢給你的選票 squirrel-murderin' redneck vote.
我想他們應該是給你投票的主要陣營 I imagine that's a key demographic for you.
傳教士 You know, Preacher,
當我聽說你要回來去你爸的... when I heard that you was comin' back here to your daddy's...
我必須承認我的心中略有不安 I must confess to a portion of unease on it.
但是你一直很低調 對嗎 But you've been real quiet, haven't you?
有人覺得你可能太低調了 但我不這么認為 I mean, some folks say too quiet, but not me.
一點都不覺得 No siree bob.
所以你就繼續保持吧 I say let's just let that continue.
小心開車 Now, you drive careful.
{an8}三萬英尺之上
好了 Right.
蒂華納[墨西哥地名] So, Tijuana.
任何一個穿著勃肯鞋的傻逼背包客 Any sod-eyed muppet with a bloody backpack and a pair of frickin' Birkenstocks
都會去看那個傻表演 is gonna go on about that donkey show, man.
聽著聽著 小伙子們 Listen, listen, boys.
不不不 No, no, no.
我要帶你們去的地方... The place I'm gonna take you gentlemen --
聽我說...那里可是勁爆至極 listen to me now -- it's downright naughty.
我們知道你在說什么了 Whoo! We know what you're talkin' about.
不 你不知道 戴夫 No, you don't, Dave.
你不知道我在說什么 You don't know what I'm talkin' about.
是不是 戴夫 Is it Dave?
聽著 戴夫 聽我說 Look, Dave. Listen to me now.
要想知道我在說什么 To know what I'm talkin' about,
你得經歷過那種夜晚 you've had to have the kind of night
那種你最后瘋進了醫院 that lands you in the hospital
想要弄清楚 tryin' to figure out
"屁屁癢"的西班牙語怎么說的夜晚 what the Spanish word is for "ass hamster," for goodness' sake.
我是認真的 I'm serious.
衛生間在哪里 是在那邊嗎 是嗎 Where's the bath? Is it down there, is it?
那扇門后面 Through the door.
我得去解個手了 先生們 Time to make a manky, gentlemen.
聽好了 西語是hamster del culo Listen -- hamster del culo.
寫下來 我是認真的 Write it down. I'm serious.
他是認真的 He's serious.
{an8}《圣經》
{an8}求求你 他 獎勵
{an8}推羅王[撒旦]
{an8}怒即為愛
{an8}對
我會偷偷從頭兒身邊溜開個兩三天 I'd steer clear of the head a day or three there, gents.
我吃神戶牛肉漢堡吃傷了 I just lost an argument with some kobe sliders.
那個好玩意去哪里了 Where's that giggle gun?
我開始能感覺到我的腳趾頭了 I'm starting to feel me toes again.
來 繼續吧 Here, Come on, then.
挺搞笑的是吧 Isn't that funny there?
我之前真心以為蒂華納在維加斯南邊 I really thought that T.J. was south of Vegas.
所以 我心想著 So, I might be wonderin'
我們為什么朝著太陽飛呢 why we're headin' toward the sun there, boy.
好吧 我懂什么啊 Yeah, but what do I know?
我只是又一個喝醉了的愛爾蘭人而已 是不是 I'm just another shit-faced Irishman, am I not?
我是不是 Am I not just that?
不不 Oh, no, no.
不不不 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
你們這群蠢貨是怎么找到我的 How did you wankers find me, then?
滾下地獄吧 惡魔 Go to hell, abomination.
你們這群白癡什么時候才能學聰明 When will you idiots learn, huh?
老天爺 Jesus Christ!
我是說 難產這件事兒 I mean, I'm not responsible for the fact
不能怪我吧 that it was a difficult birth.
我只是必須從那玩意里面出來啊 I mean, I just had to come out of that thing, you know?
這就是老生常談了 I-I -- Like, it's the same old story.
什么都是我的錯 It's always my fault,
搞得好像是我讓她戴著那個結腸瘺袋一樣 like I'm making her wear a colostomy bag.
天吶 我正吃東西呢 Oh, my God. I'm trying to eat here.
跟她說實話 泰德 Be honest with her, Ted.
敞開心扉 Open your heart,
把你告訴我的一切都告訴她 tell her everything you're tellin' me.
好吧 我試試 Okay. I'll try that.
但我晚點會打給你的 But I will call you later.
好啊 很好 Okay. Great.
我剛剛安排了兩大桌坐下 So, I just seated two eight tops.
我長眼睛了 加里 I got eyes, Gary.
我快吃完了 I'm just finishin' up.
行嗎 Okay?
沃爾特又請病假了 Walter called in sick. Again.
也許我該去看看他 Maybe I should go check on him.
這算是你的職責吧 是不是 It's kind of your job, ain't it?
看看這間教堂 Look at this church!
看看 Look at this.
門廊里開了家星巴克 A Starbucks in the lobby?
從什么時候起人們去教堂還要喝星冰樂了 Since when did people require Frappuccinos to come to church?
我們的募捐怎么樣了 How are our collection numbers?
挺好的 You know, good.
和上周一樣 Same as last week.
也許還少了一點 Maybe a little less.
-市長 -傳教士 艾米麗 - Mayor. - Preacher. Emily.
開會呢 是吧 Some meetin', huh?
下次我把我的黃銅指套環帶來 Yeah, next time, I'm gonna bring my brass knuckles.
沒事 開個玩笑而已 No, I'm -- I'm -- I'm jokin'.
我沒有...我沒有連指套環 I don't -- I don't -- I don't have any. Yeah.
但是 我覺得那種演說是很健康的 But, no, I-I think that kind of discourse is healthy.
它讓所有人... You know, it gets everyone --
我們在工作呢 邁爾斯 We're workin', Miles.
是啊 很好 No, yeah. Good.
很好 加油干 好的 Yeah. Get to it. I -- Yeah.
真是...好吧 That's -- All right.
你為什么那樣對他 Why are you like that to him?
離凱文過世已經有三年了 Three years since Kevin passed.
你重新開始談戀愛沒人會說你的 No shame in makin' yourself available.
我完全可以重新開始戀愛啊 I'm completely available.
也不是那么完全 像個...你懂的 Not completely like a... you know.
但是 我可以重新開始了 But...yeah, I'm available.
{an8}回到非洲
沃爾特 你在里面嗎 Hey, Walter, you in there?
沃爾特 Walter!
我給你找件衣服穿吧 沃爾特 Let's find you a shirt, Walter.
謝謝警告 沃爾特 Thanks for the warnin', Walter.
{an8}堪薩斯
{an8}不久前
把地圖給我 Give me that map!
把我的地圖還給我 Give me my map back.
太棒了 Awesome!
好棒啊 So awesome!
你們好啊 Hey, guys.
是這樣 他是個很壞很壞的人 Yeah, so, he was a really bad man.
你們家長在嗎 Your parents around?
我們的媽媽死了 爸爸去上班了 Our mom's dead and our dad's at work.
但我十歲了 我說了算 But I'm 10. I'm in charge.
我看出來了 Hmm, I bet you are.
{an8}22分鐘后到達
你不能就這樣開著車橫沖直撞 You aren't allowed to just drive around
到處破壞東西 還殺人 wreckin' stuff and killing people, you know.
你麻煩大了 You're in, like, really big trouble.
我知道 Yeah... no, I know.
誰喜歡搞藝術做手工 Who likes arts and crafts?
你能把紅色的膠帶給我嗎 Can you pass me the red tape, please?
當然沒問題 Sure can.
我們得把接合處粘得牢牢的 Now, we want the joints extra tight.
否則會不夠緊 Otherwise, it won't compress enough.
有更多的壞人來追你了嗎 So, more bad guys are coming?
他們是來殺你的嗎 Coming to kill you?
他們倒是想 Well, they're comin' to try.
你們老爸釀的谷酒真好喝 Your daddy makes some heckified corn shine.
那你不用報警嗎 Don't you want to call the police, then?
恐怕報警沒什么用呢 Afraid the police won't be much help here.
那不然叫你的男朋友或者誰 Well, what about your boyfriend or someone?
讓他們來幫你 Get him to come help.
姑娘家才不需要什么蠢男人來幫她呢 A girl doesn't always need some stupid guy helping her.
沒錯 That's right.
一個女人得自身強大起來 靠自己 A woman needs to know how to be strong and stand on her own.
謝謝你們了 小家伙 Thanks for these, guys.
當然了 小伙子 小姑娘 Of course, boy or girl,
如果你們有幸真的愛上一個人 if you're lucky enough to fall in love,
你就得變得更加堅強 you have to be even stronger.
你得像個獅子一樣去守護愛情 Fight like a lion to keep it alive.
這樣的話 So that --
這樣的話 有朝一日 So that on the day your love is...
你們的感情淡薄了 weak enough or...
或者太自私了 或者太愚蠢了 selfish enough or frickin' stupid enough to run away,
你的愛人逃走了 你還可以追蹤他 you have the strength to track him down...
然后把他生吞活剝了 and eat him alive.
你真有趣 You're funny.
我知道 I know.
不管怎么說 Anyway...
火箭炮就是這樣做成的 this is how you make a bazooka.
誰想玩捉迷藏 Now, who wants to play hide and go seek?
就當外面刮颶風了好嗎 Just like a tornado, okay?
噪音不停千萬別出來 Don't come out till the noises stop.
不 No!
不不 快住手 No, no, please! Stop!
太棒了 Awesome!
小家伙們 這邊來 Hey, guys. Over here.
很抱歉搞得這么... Sorry about all the, uh...
但很有意思不是嗎 But fun, huh?
你叫什么 What's your name?
普莉希拉-珍·漢麗埃塔·奧黑爾 Priscilla-Jean Henrietta O'Hare.
但我的朋友都叫我圖麗普 But my friends all call me Tulip.
杰西 Jesse.
你答應我 You promise me?
我答應你 爸爸 I promise, Dad.
你好呀 Oh, hello!
過來親親卡西迪吧 Why don't you come down here and give ol' Cassidy a kiss?
過來嘛 近一點 Come on, just a little closer.
你真是秀色可餐啊 You're just a sight for sore eyes, you are.
不幸的是 最近教堂的財政狀況不好 Unfortunately, church finances bein' as they are these days,
我一直在走訪教區居民 請求他們 I've just been going around to parishioners and askin'.
要是能把空調修好就好了 It'd be nice to get the air-conditionin' fixed.
財政一直很緊張 我會盡力的 Money's always tight, but I'll see what I can do.
謝謝你 Thanks.
其他人呢 How's everything else?
唐尼怎么樣 How's Donnie?
他最近還好嗎 How's he doin'?
唐尼去佩克斯了 Donnie's up in Pecos
重演弗雷德里克斯堡之役 reenactin' the Battle of Fredericksburg.
唐尼很好 Donnie's fine.
如果情況不妙的話 If things weren't fine...
你會來找我的 對吧 you'd come to me, right?
如果唐尼欺負了你 我只是舉個例子 If Donnie ever hurt you, as a for instance...
你應該 你應該告訴我 you should -- you should tell me.
他 He...
他一直都在欺負我 hurts me all the time.
他怎么欺負你 How does he hurt you?
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他打我 he beats me.
好吧 Okay.
他 He, um...
他咬我 bites me...
他用拳頭打我 還用跳繩打我 punches me, and hits me with a jump rope.
昨天 他下班之后 Yesterday, after he came home from work,
他還用茶壺燙我 he scalded me with the tea kettle.
你能把這些話對警長說一遍嗎 You think you could tell the Sheriff what you just told me?
警長嗎 The Sheriff?
只有這樣 你才能讓他 It's the only way we're gonna get him
不再傷害你 貝琪 to stop hurtin' you, Betsy.
我不 我不想這樣 I don't -- I don't want that.
我知道你害怕 I know you're scared.
過回原來的生活 You know, takin' your life back --
有時是會很嚇人 it can be scary sometimes.
-不 -但我會陪你的 好嗎 - Uh, no. - But I'll be there, okay?
我明白 I understand --
不 你不懂我們的事 No, you don't understand what's goin' on with us!
你和誰的事 With who?
我和唐尼 With me and Donnie.
我喜歡那樣 I like it.
喜歡什么 You like what?
就是那個 It.
當他虐待我的時候 When he...hurts me.
我喜歡那樣 Oh. I like it.
不 不 No. No, no, no.
我真的喜歡 Yes, I do.
我喜歡 I like it.
{an8}俄羅斯
{an2}太惡心了 真可怕 It was disgusting, horrible!
{an2}主教像往常一樣進行晚間彌撒 The Magister was leading us in Night Mass like always.
{an2}然后有個東西進來襲擊了他 And then something came in and attacked him.
{an2}他倒下了 He fell.
{an2}開始說話 然后... He started to speak and then...
{an2}然后天哪 他...他... then His Holiness... he... he...
{an2}他爆炸了 he EXPLODED!!
{an2}他的胳膊 腿 腦漿 His arms, his legs, his brains!
{an2}都是腦漿 天哪 His BRAINS!!! Oh my God!
{an2}我身上 她身上 到處都是 On me, on her, there, everywhere, all over the place!
{an2}你看到了 全看到了 You saw it, saw everything.
{an2}他的腦漿 His brains!
{an2}被炸得到處都是 They exploded, they were everywhere, BRAINS!
別擔心 神父 Don't worry, Father.
我不會開槍打你的 I ain't gonna shoot you.
謝謝你拜訪我叔叔 Thanks for checkin' in on my uncle.
他肯定需要 Lord knows he's needed it.
我一直都很喜歡沃爾特 Always been fond of Walter.
是啊 Yeah.
我來跟你說說這個活兒吧 So, let me tell you about this job.
不用了 我再也不干那行了 No, don't bother. I'm not doin' jobs anymore.
拜托 杰西 我已經拿到地圖了 Oh, come on, Jesse! I already got the map.
相信我 來之不易 Trust me, that was the hard part.
等等 Wait.
這是只耳朵嗎 Is this an ear?
不 No.
是我的午餐 It's my lunch.
烤肉卷吃剩下的 Little piece of shawarma I had earlier.
聽著 Look.
杰西 這和之前的活不一樣了 Jesse, this isn't just any old gig.
你懂的對吧 You get that, right?
我相信這活兒獨一無二 圖麗普 I'm sure it's the job to end all jobs, Tulip.
我都在想象人們會為之歌頌了 I imagine they'll be singing songs about it.
確實差不多 Pretty damn close, actually, yeah.
告訴我你不想去 Tell me you don't want to.
告訴我你一點也不想念 Tell me you don't miss it.
我剛就說了 I just did.
說了兩次 Twice.
所以你要繼續傳教布道了嗎 So, you're gonna keep goin' with this preacher thing, huh?
沒錯 Uh-huh.
干得如何 How's that workin' out for you?
很好 It's good.
我聽說你可爛了 I hear you pretty much suck at it.
你為什么回來 Why would you ever come back here?
因為這里的文化和美食 You know, culture and cuisine.
不如說是想繼承你父親的衣缽吧 More like tryin' to fill your daddy's shoes.
你把頭發剪了 You cut your hair.
真討厭 I hate it.
你手放插座里電糊涂了嗎 You put your fingers in a socket or somethin'?
對不起 杰西 I'm sorry, Jesse.
我也是 I'm sorry, too.
但我受夠哭鼻子了 But I'm done cryin' about it.
你知道嗎 You know?
本性難移 We did what we did.
我們還是我們 就這么簡單 We are who we are, and that's it, you know?
為什么要花時間去希望我們變了 Why waste another minute wishin' we were different?
說大道理 Philosophy.
一直是你的強項 Always a strong suit.
很高興我們還記恨對方 You know, I'm glad we still hate each other.
之后事情就簡單了 It'll make everything go easier.
沒有之后了 好嗎 There is no everything, okay?
我說了我不干 I said I'm not doin' it.
-是啊 -那還有什么事 - Yes, you are. - Or what?
其他事吧 Or somethin'.
我不恨你 圖麗普 I don't hate you, Tulip.
我不知道怎么去恨 I wouldn't know how.
那就不要逼我教你 Don't make me teach you, then.
我們還是我們 杰西·卡斯特 We are who we are, Jesse Custer!
我們沒有變 We are who we are.
共產中國發明了 Red China done figured out
一臺可以過濾咸水的機器 a machine gonna let people drink saltwater.
不要告訴我這不是個大發明 它分明就是 Now, don't tell me that ain't a game changer, 'cause it is!
尤金想見我嗎 Eugene wanted to see me?
魯特夫人 Mrs. Root.
今晚好嗎 How are you tonight?
他的晚餐 It's his dinner.
{an2}傳教士 Preacher!
{an2}你好嗎 What's up man!
{an2}很高興見到你 It's good to see you!
{an2}謝了 Oh, thanks.
{an2}進來 Here come in,
{an2}請坐 放松點 Sit down. Chill. Whatever.
{an2}不好意思 你想喝點嗎 Sorry, you want some?
{an2}味道很棒 It's actually pretty good.
不了 謝謝 No, thanks.
你要見我是想說什么事 So, what is it you wanted to see me about?
{an2}對 Yeah...
{an2}對 Yeah, and, um...
{an2}抱歉 我 Sorry that I...
{an2}我沒去教堂 That I haven't been in church.
{an2}就是 It's just...
{an2}我爸覺得 My dad thinks that
{an2}我會太引人注目 I'd be a bit of a distraction.
{an2}他對這種事一般說得都挺對的 He's usually right about those kind of things.
這我可說不好 I don't know about that.
如果你想去 你就應該去 If you want to be there, you should be.
{an2}我想去啊 I want to be there,
{an2}只是 it's just
{an2}我覺得上帝不想讓我去那兒 I don't think that God wants me there.
{an2}他生我的氣了 He's mad at me.
為什么這么說 Why do you say that?
{an2}因為我做的那些事 'Cause of what I did.
你做的是不對 What you did was wrong.
但你后悔嗎 But are you sorry about it?
{an2}是的 Yeah
{an2}我感到特別特別后悔 I'm so so sorry.
那上帝就原諒你了 Then He forgives you.
{an2}真的嗎 因為 I don't know though 'cause
{an2}我過去經常對他祈禱 like I used to pray to him
{an2}我也會聽到他的回答 and I would hear him talk back.
{an2}但現在 But now it's just
{an2}萬籟俱靜 ...it's just real quiet.
{an2}你有沒有想過 Do you ever think that
{an2}有些事太過分 there are some things so bad
{an2}連上帝都不會原諒 even God won't forgive?
沒有 No.
不管你做了什么 No matter what you've done...
如果你需要他 他一定會在你身邊 if you need Him, He has to be there for you.
那才是真諦 That's the whole point.
上帝不會記恨 God doesn't hold grudges.
如果你跪下來 If you get down on your knees...
側耳傾聽 我是說 and you listen -- and I mean
真正傾聽 really listen...
他會說點什么的 ...He'll say somethin'.
{an2}他不會記恨嗎 He doesn't hold grudges?
不會的 No.
{an2}你發誓嗎 You promise?
我發誓 I promise.
{an2}謝謝 傳教士 Thanks, Preacher!
湯姆·克魯斯死了 Tom Cruise has died.
{an8}湯姆·克魯斯自爆
這段視頻剛從一處 This footage just coming in
科學教派機構傳來 from a Church of Scientology service
當時克魯斯 Cruise was presiding over
正在主持禮拜...詳細消息稍后... when apparently -- and details are still coming in --
他就發生了自爆 he spontaneously exploded.
你說得對 You're right.
如果你們有的話 給我來瓶 Can I have a bottle of 10-year whiskey,
10年的威士忌 if you have it.
要不 我就只能把瓶塞... Otherwise, I just suppose I'll choke down a bottle of...
"鼠水" ..."Ratwater."
老天爺 Jesus Christ.
晚上好 神父 Evening, Padre.
你怎么了 What's the matter with you?
反正就是個穿著可笑的國際大笑話 Just one big joke with a darkened hat and some stickers.
話說這是什么地方 So, where am I then, eh?
-酒吧 -我知道是酒吧 - A bar. - No, I know it's a bar.
我是問地址 I meant to say what's the location?
就是哪個州 縣 鎮什么的 You know, the state, county, or town or somethin'?
或許在廁所邊上有個電話亭嗎 Or maybe there's a phone box handy, down by the loo, perhaps?
哥們 我不是很能聽懂你說的 I'm tryin' to understand a word you're sayin', pal.
算了 神父 隨便了 Never mind, Padre. As you were.
傳教士 Preacher!
中尉 Lieutenant!
怎么樣 這次我們贏了嗎 How'd it go? We win this time?
別裝了 Nice try.
還有我可是將軍 And it's General.
跟我老婆說話 Talk to my wife
卻不先跟我打招呼 without talkin' to me first?
整個鎮子都傳遍了 Whole town's been hearin' stories about, uh,
{an8}德克薩斯州
你是個硬漢的故事 you're a tough guy.
那就讓我們瞧瞧啊 So show us.
沒時間打架了 This is no time for fightin'.
戰爭已經打響 We're at war.
我不知道他們怎么總能找到我 I don't know how they keep finding me!
我要 我不得不從九千米的高空跳下飛機 It's -- I'm getting -- I had to jump out of a plane 30,000 feet.
我會調查的 I'll look into it.
同時你別惹麻煩 Meantime, stay out of trouble.
別用你的信用卡 別輕舉妄動 低調行事 Get rid of your credit cards, hold up, and lay low.
好 我低調 Oh, I'm layin' low, all right.
聽著 我需要你給我打點... Now, listen, I need you to wire me some --
行了 你這個 Oh, come on. You --
這個悲傷的故事告訴我們 The moral of this sad-ass story is
不要輕信傳言 don't believe what you hear.
我也知道是誰告訴你的 I know the little snitch who told you, too.
看來又有個白癡要我教訓一下了 Looks like I got another whoopin' to attend to.
別碰他 Don't touch him.
你說什么 What did you say?
那個男孩 The boy.
別碰他 Don't touch him.
不然 Or...
怎么著 what would happen?
唐尼 Donnie...
別這么做 don't do this.
不不不 No, no, no, no, no, no.
你 你現在挑起我的好奇心了 You -- You -- You got me curious now.
這么說吧 鑒于我們在爭論 Let's just say, for the sake of argument,
而我是不會聽的 that, uh, that I don't listen.
那又怎么樣呢 What then, huh?
你會聽到一陣噪音 You'd hear a noise.
天吶好怕怕 Ooh, golly gee.
一陣噪音 Oh, a noise?
是一聲很尖銳的 就像 A high-pitched, kind of...
掉在捕熊陷阱里的兔子發出的聲音 bunny-in-a-bear-trap sound.
等你聽到你就明白了 You'll know it when it comes.
因為這聲音會從你的嘴巴里發出來 'Cause you're the one who will be making it.
那還真是挺可怕的呢 That's some scary stuff right there.
大家都瞧好了 Everybody watch.
我要把這個傳教士給揍出屎來 I'm gonna beat the living shit out of the preacher.
現在準備好聽那陣噪聲了嗎 You ready for that noise now?
傳教士 Preacher!
夠了 Enough.
你的這個怪人朋友也是 Your little weirdo friend, too.
我做了什么 What did I do?
馬上就好 警長 Almost done, Sheriff.
天啊 你這算哪門子的傳教士 Jesus, what kind of preacher are you?
很糟糕的那種 The lousy kind.
不 對不起 哥們 No, I'm sorry, mate.
我見過很糟糕的那種 I've seen the lousy kind.
只要你不像戴婚戒一樣 As long as you're not walking around
帶著一枚小貓菊花一樣的戒指 with a little kitty's arsehole around your finger
走來走去的話 like a bloody wedding ring,
那我得說你還是不那么糟糕的 I'd say you were ahead of the game, then.
喝酒 打架 發誓 Drinkin'... fightin', swearin'.
我連那臺破空調都修不起 I can't even afford to fix the damn air-conditionin'.
聽著就像有史以來 Sounds like the first verse
最難聽的鄉村民謠的第一節 哥們 of the worst country song ever written, man.
她有一件事說對了 She was right about one thing.
我根本不應該回這里 I never should have come back here.
她說對了 She was right about that.
她當然說對了 Of course she was right about that.
這可是該死的德州安維爾 It's bloody Annville, Texas.
像你這樣的人是怎么會回到這種地方來 What's a guy like you doing back in a place like this, huh?
終于發現了你身處何方 是不是 Finally figured out where you are, huh?
我其實方向感不太好 Well, I'm not great with directions, actually.
是啊 我感覺到了 Yeah, I'm sensin' that.
是啊 但我們討論的不是我 對嗎 Well, yeah, but we're not talkin' about me, are we?
我們在聊你的事 We're wonderin' about you.
跟我說說你自己 快點 Tell me about yourself. Come on, now.
我回到... I came back to --
很多年前 我許下了一個承諾 Years ago, I made a promise.
我背棄了 I broke it.
我背棄了無數次 I broke it 1,000 times.
是啊 你知道的 承諾這東西 Yeah, well, you know, promises --
他們是非常難纏的小東西 they're very nasty little things.
我想盡可能的避開它們 I try to steer clear of 'em as best that I can.
-不 不 錯了 -為什么 - No, no. That's wrong. - Why?
承諾很重要 它可是信仰的貨幣 Promises matter. It's the currency of faith.
聽著 Oh, look...
無意冒犯 神父 no offense, Padre,
但依我看來 如果你們這些有信仰的人 but in my view, the world would be a much better place
都休息了的話這個世界會好很多 而且可能 if all you "Faith" types just called it a day and maybe --
沒有信仰 我們可能還在用恐龍骨頭打架 Without faith, we'd still be hitting each other with dinosaur bones.
別管該死的恐龍了 The bloody hell do dinosaur --
你最近看新聞了嗎 Have you even seen the news lately?
因為我們現在打架用的東西 'Cause we're hitting each other
可比恐龍骨頭恐怖多了 哥們 with a lot worse things than bones, boyo.
我是認真的 No, seriously.
現在聽我說 Listen to me now.
禍不單行 對不對 Misery loves company, does it not?
是希望讓人們自相殘殺 It's the hope that sets men at one another's throats here.
就拿我自己做例子 Take me for example, right?
我對這個世界沒有任何希望 哥們 I have zero hope in this world, mate.
而我他媽的好極了 And I'm bloody fantastic.
真的 我真的感覺好極了 Really, I am.
你被保釋了 傳教士 Bail's up, Preacher.
謝謝你剛才幫了我一把 Thanks for your help back there.
沒什么 Yeah, well, no worries.
成年人還來假的那一套我是有點不能忍的 Grown men playing make-believe is a bit of a pet peeve of mine,
我和你說實話吧 I've got to be honest with you.
杰西·卡斯特 Jesse Custer.
我叫卡西迪 I'm Cassidy.
很高心認識你 Pleased to meet you.
長官 Officer...
這里有沒有碰巧有 you got any spare curtains lying around this place,
多余的簾子 by any chance?
我睡得比較晚 I'm a bit of a late sleeper.
你笑什么 這又不好笑 Why you smilin'? It's not funny.
但最后 從財務上講可能就說得通了 ...but in the end, it might make financial sense.
因為 我們買不起 'Course, we can't afford to pay
一臺真正的咖啡機 咖啡館用的那種 an actual whatchacallit -- barista-type.
但請一位周末志愿者 But a weekend volunteer?
那種會用奶泡機的 Someone knows their way around a milk frother?
-艾米麗 -不 我知道 - Emily. - No, I know.
我們得做點什么才能維持好那個該死的大教堂 We got to do something to keep up with that darn megachurch.
我不想干了 I'm quittin'.
我受夠了 I'm done.
升級 Level up.
周日禮拜的時候我會正式宣布 I'll announce it Sunday service.
好吧 Okay.
我本來以為能干好的 Thought I could make it work.
我真這么認為 I really did.
但是 只是 But it's just that --
我看我是本性難移 I am who I am, I guess.
看來是的 Guess so.
我很感謝你為了我和教堂 You know, I appreciate all you've done...
所做的一切 for me and the church.
你一直都是個 You've been...
難能可貴的人 ...such an asset.
加油 Way to go.
我才不會哭著求你別走 I'm not gonna beg and cry or try and talk you out of it,
別指望我會那么做 if that's what you're waiting for.
你的心從一開始就不在這 杰西 You were never really here in the first place, Jesse,
你走不走又有什么區別 so... what difference should your leaving make?
去吧 去睡一覺吧 Go on. Get some sleep.
加油 升級了 Way to go. Level up.
加油 Way to go.
-平板電腦 -輪到我玩了 - iPad. - It's my turn!
-加油 -什么 - Way to go. - What?
-才沒輪到你 -媽媽 - No, it isn't. - Mom!
升級了 Level up.
媽媽 你這是干什么 Mom, what are you doing?
-玩去吧 -升級了 - Share it. - Level up.
你好 Hello?
太好了 你接電話了 Oh, good. You picked up.
我知道已經很晚了 但她真的得寸進尺 Now, I know it's late, but she's really outdone herself.
她說如果不是我飲食習慣不好 Told me I never would have contracted eczema
我根本不會起濕疹 in the first place if not for my own dietary ch--
我晚點再回你電話 I've got to call you back.
尤金說得對 Eugene was right.
萬籟俱靜 It's quiet.
好吧 All right.
最后一次 One last time.
但我要聽到回應 But I want an answer.
就現在 Right now.
不然就到此為止 Or that's it.
我不干了 I'm done.
上帝啊 God...
請寬恕我 ...please forgive me.
我就猜到會是這樣 Yeah... thought as much.
隨便吧 Oh, well.
也去你媽的 ...you, too.
杰西 Jesse.
你是要做大事的人 Much bigger things are comin' for you.
比眼下這些了不起得多的大事 Much bigger things than this here.
所以你必須做個好人 So you got to be one of the good guys.
-告訴我為什么 -因為世上壞人太多了 - 'Cause why? - 'Cause there's way too many of the bad.
你能答應我嗎 You promise me?
我答應你 爸爸 I promise, Daddy.
不要哭 You stop that.
我們卡斯特家的人從不哭 We Custers don't cry.
我們戰斗 We fight.
你這次病了好久 You were out awhile this time.
但燒退了 所以我們沒有特別擔心 But your fever's down, so we weren't over-worried.
我們 We?
敢惹我 Screw with me?
我這就回敬給你 混賬東西 I can screw you right back, langer!
他過來看看你怎么樣了 He came 'round to see how you were.
發現你昏倒在教堂里 Found you passed out in the church.
你現在感覺如何 How do you feel now?
我感覺 I feel...
他媽的傻逼玩意 Bloody knob-eating plonker!
他說你們是"哥們" He said you were "Mates"?
最好是 因為他三天前住進教堂閣樓了 Better be, 'cause he moved into the church attic three days ago,
還開始修空調 fixin' the air conditioner.
已經三天了 Three days?
今天是禮拜日 It's Sunday morning.
我們考慮過取消禮拜 We thought of cancelin',
但你退燒了 but your temperature was down
我知道你想通知大家 所以 and I know you wanted to make your announcement, so...
你不是要走嗎 That you're leavin'.
是的 Yeah.
我很抱歉那晚在車里那樣對你說話 I'm sorry about the way that I spoke to you in the car.
-沒關系 -我... - No, no. - I'm --
你是對的 You were right.
好了 Okay.
我遲到了 計劃都做好了嗎 I'm late. Y-You set out the programs?
還沒有 Uh, no.
你好 我們那晚還沒聊完就掛電話了 Hey, uh, uh, we got cut off the other day.
現在不是時候 You know what? Now is not the time.
我完全理解 Oh, no. I totally understand.
我們邊走邊說 That's why I'll walk with you.
顯然我總是一身汗味 So, apparently, I smell like sweat all the time,
這是她的最新說法 is the latest.
我猜不透為什么住在佛羅里達的薩拉索塔 How she knows that living down in Sarasota, Florida,
她還沒對汗味麻痹 is beyond me,
但那不是重點 but that is not the point.
她想讓我感覺我和汗味一樣惡心 She wants me to feel like I smell.
為什么我親媽想讓我對自己感到惡心 I mean, why would my own mother make me feel --
我最后再說一次 泰德 For the last time, Ted.
要勇敢 Be brave.
跟她說實話 Tell her the truth.
敞開心扉 Open your heart.
要勇敢 Be brave.
跟她說實話 Tell her the truth.
敞開心扉 Open my heart.
你聽到了嗎 Do you hear that?
要勇敢 Be brave.
跟她說實話 Tell her the truth.
敞開心扉 Open my heart.
♪無上優雅♪ ♪Amazing grace♪
♪那聲音多么優美♪ ♪How sweet the sound♪
♪挽救了我這般卑劣之徒♪ ♪That saved a wretch like me♪
♪我曾迷失♪ ♪I once was lost♪
♪但現已盲目♪ ♪But now I'm found was blind♪
♪但現在我看到了♪ ♪but now I see♪
今天不布道了 No sermon today.
不用謝 You're welcome for that.
我盡量不打人 I'll try not to punch anyone, either.
不過我有事要說 I do have an announcement.
那天晚上 The other night,
有人問我為什么回安維爾 someone asked me why I'd come back to Annville.
我當時沒有給她答案 I didn't have an answer for her --
至少沒有給出有說服力的答案 at least, not a convincing one.
我讓大家失望了 I've let you down.
一周又一周 Week after week,
我沒有幫助大家 I've been just another man
就相當于傷害大家 that hurts by not helping.
每天早上我... I've not had a single morning where I-
醒來后 I didn't wake up and...
都是逼迫自己來面對大家 have to force my feet to the floor to face you.
總而言之 我是個糟糕的牧師 The bottom line is, I've been a bad preacher.
所以我跟大家道歉 And for that, I am sorry.
但是道歉不能改變什么 But "I'm sorry" doesn't change anything.
我的缺點 My shortcomings...
大家都知道 they're not news to anyone.
大家不知道的是 我已經決定 What is news and, uh, what I've decided is...
我不能 I can't...
我不能辭職 I can't quit.
我辜負你們太久了 I've been quitting on you for too long.
我辜負了這座教堂 I've been quitting on this church.
你們值得更好的 你們 You deserve better. You --
你們應該 You deserve...
你們應該有個好牧師 You deserve a good preacher.
你們應該有個好牧師 You deserve a good preacher,
你們以后會有個好牧師的 and -- and that's what you're gonna get.
就在今天 As of today...
就在此時此刻 我要抗爭 as of right now, I'm going to fight.
我要跟所有的好牧師自從 I'm going to do what all good preachers have done
撒旦和人墮落后一樣 since the Serpent and Man's Fall --
為罪人祈禱 pray for the sinner.
為不安的人帶去安寧 Offer peace to the restless.
為無辜的人復仇 Avenge the innocent.
求你們了 Please, guys.
求求你們 停下 Please, stop!
讓憤怒平息 Cool the wrathful.
歡迎迷失的人 Welcome those who are lost.
除此之外還要 And last but not least...
宣揚上帝之道 speak forth the Word of God.
要勇敢 Be brave.
跟她說實話 Tell her the truth.
敞開心扉 Open your heart.
要勇敢 Be brave.
跟她說實話 Tell her the truth.
敞開心扉 Open your heart.
要勇敢 Be brave.
跟她說實話 Tell her the truth.
敞開心扉 Open your heart.
要勇敢 Be brave.
跟她說實話 Tell her the truth.
敞開心扉 Open your heart.
要勇敢 Be brave.
跟她說實話 敞開心扉 Tell her the truth. Open your heart.
要勇敢 Be brave.
跟她說實話 Tell her the truth.
敞開心扉 Open your heart.
要勇敢 Be brave.
跟她說實話 Tell her the truth.
敞開心扉 Open your heart.
要勇敢 Be brave.
跟她說實話 Tell her the truth.
敞開心扉 Open your heart.
跟她說實話 Tell her the truth.
泰德 Ted!
你怎么來了 What are you doing here?
媽 如果你能別 Mom... I would really appreciate
一直給我打電話批評我 那我感激不盡 if you would stop calling me at all hours to criticize me.
我不完美 I'm not perfect.
我知道有時候我會讓你失望 I know at times I've been a disappointment to you,
但我是你唯一的兒子 but I am your only son,
如果你友好和善體貼地對待我 and if you would treat me with some kindness and consideration,
我真的會很開心 it would make me so happy.
你在說什么 What are you talking about?
現在我得 Well, now, I have to...
向你敞開心扉了 open my heart to you.
這一切都是我的責任 ...for all this, I am responsible.
我是那個牧師 I am that preacher.
這就是我的答案 This is my answer.
這就是我回家來的原因 This is why I've come home.
來拯救你們 To save you.
在這里 It's here.
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