1 00:00:00,941 --> 00:00:01,741 [Roars] 2 00:00:01,809 --> 00:00:03,242 [Alarm ringing] 3 00:00:03,310 --> 00:00:04,744 [Screams] 4 00:00:06,013 --> 00:00:09,582 Axe Cop's voice: My hat is amazing. I wear it for many reasons. 5 00:00:09,650 --> 00:00:13,886 The star on my hat shoots laser beams to help me fight bad guys. 6 00:00:13,954 --> 00:00:15,455 It has a freeze ray. 7 00:00:15,522 --> 00:00:17,990 [Groans] There is a heat ray... 8 00:00:19,226 --> 00:00:22,361 - And a brain melt ray. - My brain! 9 00:00:22,429 --> 00:00:24,831 [Gibbers] There is a grabbing ray 10 00:00:24,898 --> 00:00:28,067 and a cutting ray. [Screams] 11 00:00:28,135 --> 00:00:31,938 But I also wear my hat to hide my most embarrassing secret. 12 00:00:33,073 --> 00:00:36,976 I... am bald. 13 00:00:37,044 --> 00:00:42,381 Boy: One day, at the scene of the fire the cop found the perfect axe. 14 00:00:42,449 --> 00:00:46,052 That was the day he became Axe Cop! 15 00:00:46,053 --> 00:00:48,053 [Axe Cop speaks] 16 00:00:48,288 --> 00:00:49,922 So he had tryouts and hired a partner. 17 00:00:49,923 --> 00:00:51,423 [Flute Cop speaks] 18 00:00:51,424 --> 00:00:53,719 [Axe Cop speaks] 19 00:00:53,861 --> 00:00:55,862 I will chop your heads off! 20 00:00:56,163 --> 00:00:59,163 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 21 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:01,801 Right on time, mail guy. 22 00:01:01,869 --> 00:01:04,270 Tell me you're holding a sweet halloween catalogue! 23 00:01:04,338 --> 00:01:06,572 Nope... I'm holding two. 24 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:09,442 Oh yeah! You know me so well, mail guy. 25 00:01:09,510 --> 00:01:11,644 Or should I say, "mail friend"? 26 00:01:11,712 --> 00:01:14,447 Big guy, got some gun bills for you. 27 00:01:14,515 --> 00:01:16,148 - That's not my name. - Sockarang, 28 00:01:16,216 --> 00:01:17,750 - jury duty. - Aw! 29 00:01:17,818 --> 00:01:19,752 - Confetti style! - Yay! 30 00:01:19,820 --> 00:01:23,783 Axe Cop, here's a bag of fan mail from single women, 31 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:27,727 as per ushe. And one mysterious envelope. 32 00:01:27,794 --> 00:01:28,583 Hmmm. 33 00:01:28,584 --> 00:01:31,467 [Hell Chicken's voice reading] _ 34 00:01:31,586 --> 00:01:35,395 _ 35 00:01:41,074 --> 00:01:43,776 [Echoing] Axe Cop, check it out. I'm gonna be sexy ketchup, 36 00:01:43,844 --> 00:01:46,045 you be sexy mustard. 37 00:01:46,113 --> 00:01:49,815 [Echoing] Hey, Axe Cop, you okay? Your face looks like it's melting. 38 00:01:51,451 --> 00:01:56,289 Uh... I'm going out to get some mayonnaise. 39 00:01:56,356 --> 00:01:58,424 What's going on? I thought he hated mayonnaise. 40 00:01:58,492 --> 00:01:59,926 I cannot figure that guy out. 41 00:02:01,975 --> 00:02:04,557 [Music] 42 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:15,808 [Cheeping] Is that right? 43 00:02:15,876 --> 00:02:20,646 Good job, little chicky. Axe Cop won't be a problem now. 44 00:02:20,714 --> 00:02:22,281 I couldn't have done it without you. 45 00:02:22,349 --> 00:02:23,816 [Cheeps] 46 00:02:25,886 --> 00:02:27,053 Come here, shh shh. 47 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:29,722 And now, without Axe Cop here to stop me, 48 00:02:29,790 --> 00:02:34,126 it's time to summon the Hell Chicken zombie apocalypse. 49 00:02:34,194 --> 00:02:38,731 Hell Chicken zombie apocalypse! 50 00:02:41,068 --> 00:02:42,268 Flute Cop: You sure you haven't seen him? 51 00:02:42,336 --> 00:02:44,670 Moustache, cop outfit, full head of hair, 52 00:02:44,738 --> 00:02:47,740 partially melted face. No? All right. 53 00:02:47,808 --> 00:02:50,176 Well, I've tried every mayonnaise store in town 54 00:02:50,243 --> 00:02:52,878 - and no one's seen Axe Cop. - Don't be such a worry-wart. 55 00:02:52,946 --> 00:02:55,748 Oh no! [Sockarang screams] Zombie! 56 00:02:55,816 --> 00:02:57,116 [Inhales] Lava! 57 00:02:57,184 --> 00:02:58,851 Those aren't just zombies. 58 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:01,520 Those are Hell Chicken zombies! [Zombies moaning] 59 00:03:01,588 --> 00:03:02,722 [Karate shout] 60 00:03:05,192 --> 00:03:06,859 Oh no. 61 00:03:06,927 --> 00:03:07,994 [Shouts] 62 00:03:09,096 --> 00:03:10,229 [Plays tune] [Explodes] 63 00:03:10,297 --> 00:03:13,833 Ah, it's got my leg! My lucky leg! 64 00:03:13,900 --> 00:03:16,569 [Growls] [Screams] 65 00:03:16,637 --> 00:03:18,504 Grey Diamond, get the desk! 66 00:03:18,572 --> 00:03:21,374 [Screams] I've been bit. 67 00:03:21,441 --> 00:03:23,609 I'm gonna change into a Hell Chicken zombie. 68 00:03:23,677 --> 00:03:25,277 Quick! We're gonna to have to amputate! 69 00:03:25,345 --> 00:03:28,047 - Amputate?! - Grey, hold him down. 70 00:03:28,115 --> 00:03:31,484 [Snipping] This is going to be the worst experience 71 00:03:31,551 --> 00:03:34,737 you've ever had in your life, pain-wise. 72 00:03:34,805 --> 00:03:37,473 No no no no... [screams] 73 00:03:37,541 --> 00:03:40,743 The whole world is being attacked by Hell Chicken zombies... 74 00:03:42,279 --> 00:03:45,781 from hell. And people are wondering where the heck is Axe Cop? 75 00:03:48,652 --> 00:03:50,052 [Screaming] 76 00:03:51,521 --> 00:03:53,556 Look! A gold TV! 77 00:03:53,624 --> 00:03:54,657 [Smashes] 78 00:03:56,226 --> 00:03:58,027 [Laughs] Shh! 79 00:03:58,095 --> 00:04:00,062 Oh man, it's Axe Cop. 80 00:04:00,130 --> 00:04:02,565 I got a great idea. Go kill him. 81 00:04:02,633 --> 00:04:05,468 Me? No no. You go kill him. 82 00:04:05,535 --> 00:04:07,603 I-I tried to kill him last time. 83 00:04:07,671 --> 00:04:09,972 All right fine. Let's go kill him together. 84 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:13,876 Yeah, I'd like that. I'd like that a lot. 85 00:04:15,245 --> 00:04:17,346 - Surprise! - What the heck?! 86 00:04:21,652 --> 00:04:24,654 Axe Cop, come in. This your attack decoy. 87 00:04:24,721 --> 00:04:27,890 Make it quick, attack decoy, I'm watching "Uncle Axe." 88 00:04:27,958 --> 00:04:30,493 I have two more dead bad guys coming your way. 89 00:04:34,665 --> 00:04:36,165 Ahhhhh. What the...? 90 00:04:36,233 --> 00:04:38,968 Axe Cop? I thought you just killed us! 91 00:04:39,036 --> 00:04:41,804 I did kill you. But then I un-killed you. 92 00:04:41,872 --> 00:04:43,139 Follow me. 93 00:04:44,341 --> 00:04:45,474 Where are we? 94 00:04:45,542 --> 00:04:47,143 - I think we're in Chicago. - Wrong. 95 00:04:47,210 --> 00:04:50,980 You're in Secret Town, where no one knows my secret, 96 00:04:51,048 --> 00:04:53,249 which means I can never be embarrassed, 97 00:04:53,317 --> 00:04:56,118 because being embarrassed is my greatest weakness. 98 00:04:56,186 --> 00:04:58,521 It makes me melt... literally. 99 00:04:58,588 --> 00:05:02,391 But here I am safe. Even the animals can't hurt me. 100 00:05:02,459 --> 00:05:05,328 The rams will never ram. [Bleats] 101 00:05:05,395 --> 00:05:07,263 And the bears are all hairless, 102 00:05:07,331 --> 00:05:09,699 so they are too ashamed to bite. [grumbles] 103 00:05:09,766 --> 00:05:11,467 All the work in Secret Town 104 00:05:11,535 --> 00:05:14,770 is done by bad guys I killed and brought back to life. 105 00:05:14,838 --> 00:05:17,139 Look, it's evil Rhino Man! 106 00:05:17,207 --> 00:05:19,241 [Snarls] Rhino Man was one of the baddest 107 00:05:19,309 --> 00:05:21,010 bad guys on the whole planet. 108 00:05:21,078 --> 00:05:23,245 How'd you get him to scoop ice cream for you? 109 00:05:23,313 --> 00:05:25,514 With hypnotizing ice cream. 110 00:05:25,582 --> 00:05:27,783 [Warbles] You're a garbage lady now. 111 00:05:27,851 --> 00:05:30,319 - Pick that up. - Right away, Axe Cop. 112 00:05:30,387 --> 00:05:33,656 - And you are my butler now. - [Posh accent] Very good, sir. 113 00:05:33,724 --> 00:05:36,683 Secret Town's the best. 114 00:05:36,860 --> 00:05:39,097 I love this place. 115 00:05:39,296 --> 00:05:40,863 [Growling, chomping] 116 00:05:40,931 --> 00:05:42,164 [Screams] 117 00:05:44,434 --> 00:05:48,204 I think we should be safe now. Why don't you guys get some naptime? 118 00:05:48,271 --> 00:05:52,007 - I'll take the first shift. - Oh fun, it'll be like a sleepover. 119 00:05:52,075 --> 00:05:53,943 And you know who's awesome at sleepovers? 120 00:05:54,010 --> 00:05:56,627 Liborg! Which is why, while you were talking, I signaled 121 00:05:56,628 --> 00:05:59,014 for him to come over on my best-friend-calling watch. 122 00:05:59,082 --> 00:06:01,384 - No, you did not. - And he should be here 123 00:06:01,451 --> 00:06:03,152 - right about... - No! 124 00:06:03,220 --> 00:06:05,554 I think you're mispronouncing "now!" 125 00:06:05,622 --> 00:06:07,823 Liborg! [Zombies growling] 126 00:06:07,891 --> 00:06:10,292 [Laughs] Best friend! 127 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:12,528 - Look out! - Ah, zombies! 128 00:06:12,596 --> 00:06:16,265 [Laughs] This way! 129 00:06:16,333 --> 00:06:18,100 Oh Wexter! Thank goodness! 130 00:06:18,168 --> 00:06:19,835 Quick! Everybody, hop on! 131 00:06:19,903 --> 00:06:23,005 Wexter, let's go! Come on, boy. [Growls] 132 00:06:23,073 --> 00:06:25,207 - Oh! - Hell Chicken zombie Wexter! 133 00:06:25,275 --> 00:06:26,776 [All shriek] 134 00:06:28,378 --> 00:06:31,080 That will be all, butler. I am going to bed. 135 00:06:31,148 --> 00:06:32,882 I bid you good evening, Axe Cop. 136 00:06:32,949 --> 00:06:34,583 Shall I wake you in the morning? 137 00:06:34,651 --> 00:06:37,987 No need. When I sleep it's only for two minutes. 138 00:06:38,054 --> 00:06:39,522 [Beeps] 139 00:06:40,657 --> 00:06:42,558 [Soft snoring] 140 00:06:45,262 --> 00:06:47,229 - I am dreaming. - Man: Axe Cop. 141 00:06:50,367 --> 00:06:52,535 - Uncle Axe! - Axe Cop, 142 00:06:52,602 --> 00:06:54,737 thank you for being my biggest fan. 143 00:06:54,805 --> 00:06:57,573 You're welcome. I'm going to wake up now. 144 00:06:57,641 --> 00:06:59,508 Wait, Axe Cop. 145 00:06:59,576 --> 00:07:03,379 Hell Chicken has summoned the Hell Chicken zombie apocalypse. 146 00:07:03,447 --> 00:07:06,248 You need to leave secret town and save everyone. 147 00:07:06,316 --> 00:07:10,286 I can't help them, Uncle Axe. Hell Chicken knows my secret. 148 00:07:10,353 --> 00:07:13,022 And if he tells anyone, I'll be so embarrassed 149 00:07:13,089 --> 00:07:15,624 that I will melt away... literally. 150 00:07:15,692 --> 00:07:17,226 You don't need to be embarrassed. 151 00:07:17,294 --> 00:07:20,095 - Everyone has a secret. - Even you, Uncle Axe? 152 00:07:20,163 --> 00:07:22,364 Even me... Uncle Axe. 153 00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:25,601 Turn down the volume on the TV 154 00:07:25,669 --> 00:07:27,536 so I can whisper a secret to you. 155 00:07:27,604 --> 00:07:31,073 A secret nobody knows. 156 00:07:31,141 --> 00:07:32,308 [Whispers] 157 00:07:33,643 --> 00:07:34,944 [Beeps] 158 00:07:35,011 --> 00:07:37,279 Morning tea, sir. 159 00:07:37,347 --> 00:07:39,647 - Yah! - I've got it, I've got it. 160 00:07:40,617 --> 00:07:41,951 [Grunting] 161 00:07:42,018 --> 00:07:43,219 Hell Chicken: Okay, boys, hold up. 162 00:07:43,286 --> 00:07:46,490 [Moans] Now, Mr. President, tell me the launch 163 00:07:46,491 --> 00:07:49,558 codes for all the nuclear weapons in the world 164 00:07:49,626 --> 00:07:52,294 so I can finish this apoca-bawk-alypse! 165 00:07:52,362 --> 00:07:54,864 [Pants] I already told you. 166 00:07:54,931 --> 00:07:56,866 Go f-fff-find a pen 167 00:07:56,933 --> 00:08:00,135 and write this down. Four, eight, fif... 168 00:08:00,203 --> 00:08:03,105 Time to go back to hell, chicken. 169 00:08:03,173 --> 00:08:06,976 Welcome to the party, Axe Cop. You remember your team? 170 00:08:07,043 --> 00:08:08,677 [Growling] Axe Cop's brains! 171 00:08:08,745 --> 00:08:11,680 My team is Hell Chicken zombies now? 172 00:08:11,748 --> 00:08:16,619 Hell Chicken zombies, remove Axe Cop's hat! 173 00:08:16,686 --> 00:08:18,187 [Grunting] 174 00:08:18,255 --> 00:08:19,555 Chop! 175 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:24,660 What the heck? 176 00:08:26,096 --> 00:08:28,664 [Moans] Axe Cop's brain. 177 00:08:31,234 --> 00:08:32,935 [Zombies moaning] 178 00:08:33,003 --> 00:08:34,837 You should've stayed away, Axe Cop. 179 00:08:34,905 --> 00:08:38,107 Now I have no choice but to embarrass you to death. 180 00:08:38,174 --> 00:08:40,476 Everybody, look! 181 00:08:40,544 --> 00:08:44,480 Axe Cop is... bald! 182 00:08:44,548 --> 00:08:45,781 [Laughing] 183 00:08:48,285 --> 00:08:50,085 Wait! [Mutters] 184 00:08:50,153 --> 00:08:52,588 You're supposed to melt when you're embarrassed. 185 00:08:52,656 --> 00:08:55,424 - Why aren't you melting? - My childhood hero, 186 00:08:55,492 --> 00:08:58,260 Uncle Axe, told me that I don't have to be embarrassed 187 00:08:58,328 --> 00:09:01,730 about being bald because everyone has a secret. 188 00:09:01,798 --> 00:09:04,466 - Even Uncle Axe. - Oh yeah? 189 00:09:04,534 --> 00:09:06,302 What's Uncle Axe's secret? 190 00:09:06,369 --> 00:09:09,705 Uncle Axe's secret is that I, Axe Cop, 191 00:09:09,773 --> 00:09:12,274 have a double secret... an ultimate robot lives 192 00:09:12,342 --> 00:09:14,510 - inside my bald head! - Bawk! 193 00:09:14,578 --> 00:09:16,111 [Groaning] 194 00:09:21,651 --> 00:09:24,320 No! 195 00:09:24,387 --> 00:09:26,155 Bawk! 196 00:09:26,222 --> 00:09:28,057 Axe Cop, catch! 197 00:09:28,124 --> 00:09:29,658 Ahh-hhh! 198 00:09:32,262 --> 00:09:34,530 [Whooshing] 199 00:09:35,966 --> 00:09:39,234 Bawk! Bawk bawk. 200 00:09:39,302 --> 00:09:44,239 Looks like your embarrassing secret is: You're dead. 201 00:09:44,307 --> 00:09:45,774 [Screams] 202 00:09:46,910 --> 00:09:50,145 - Axe Cop, you're back! - Hey hey hey, Axe Cop. 203 00:09:50,213 --> 00:09:52,781 Have you been looking for mayonnaise this whole time? 204 00:09:52,849 --> 00:09:55,484 No. I was afraid if anyone found out 205 00:09:55,552 --> 00:09:58,053 that I was bald I would be so embarrassed 206 00:09:58,121 --> 00:10:00,222 - that I would die. - Oh, bald? 207 00:10:00,290 --> 00:10:02,791 What's the big deal? Being bald isn't that bad. 208 00:10:02,859 --> 00:10:06,562 Not for me because I have the ultimate robot in my head. 209 00:10:06,630 --> 00:10:10,265 But for everybody else, it's the absolute worst thing you can be. 210 00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:13,869 Well, I don't know about that. I mean, some guys can pull it off. 211 00:10:14,137 --> 00:10:16,171 No, they can't. 212 00:10:16,339 --> 00:10:19,373 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~