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I'll tell ya, the paperwork
involved with top-notch police work
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- can get overwhelming.
- Not for me.
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I can speed-read. Oh man!
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- Looks like we got another leak.
- It's not a leak.
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It's a letter made of water.
"Dear Axe Cop.
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The King of All Time
cordially invites you
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to attend a water party
in the center of the ocean.
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This is a dress-up party.
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Signed, the King of All Time.
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P.S. There will be water cake"!
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One day, at the scene of the fire
the cop found the perfect axe.
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That was the day he became ...
Axe Cop!
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So he had tryouts
and hired a partner.
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I will chop your heads off!
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I can't fight you right now.
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I'm on my way to a party.
They're serving water cake!
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Axe Cop, I'm the King of All Time.
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Tonight you will hear
the best water music,
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Drink the best water juice
and eat the best water cake.
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- Now we're talking.
- And most importantly
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you will meet my best daughter,
the Water Queen.
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She is the source of
all the water on Earth.
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Without her, there would be no lakes,
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no streams, no estuaries,
not even the ocean.
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And with no ocean there
would be no barrier
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Separating the sharks and the tigers.
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That's correct. You're going
to love the Water Queen.
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- You two should dance.
- No.
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These two should dance.
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I present to you
the most powerful woman
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in two-thirds of the world:
the Water Queen.
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Thank you, thank you,
thank you very much.
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She'd make the ultimate
wife for the ultimate man.
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Right, Axe Cop?
Axe Cop?
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If I was water cake, where would I be?
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Ah, there she is!
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- Hmm?
- Time to put on our disguises.
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Aliens!?
This party just got fun.
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Axe Cop!?
What are you doing?
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Why are you killing my merwizard guards?
You're ruining the best party!
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No.
I'm saving the best party!
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My merwizards are evil aliens!
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What are you doing?
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Axe Cop. Axe Cop!
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Those evil aliens are
stealing my daughter!
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You're too late, Axe Cop.
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Bring my daughter back, evil aliens!
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The ocean is gone now.
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There is nothing keeping the
sharks and tigers from going to war.
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Axe Cop, you have to save my daughter.
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- Obviously.
- Take my son... Lobster Man...
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with you, he's a great warrior.
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I look forward to leading us
on this mission, Axe Cop.
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No. I'm the leader.
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But I should lead because
I can use my lobster antennas
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- to track the aliens.
- I can use my own antennas.
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- See?
- But the Water Queen is my sister.
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- But I have an axe!
- Enough!
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- You can take turns leading.
- Fine, but I get to go first.
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Wexter!
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Let's go!
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Axe Cop, come in, Axe Cop.
We've got a big problem down here.
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It's bath time and we
have absolutely no water!
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That's because all the
water on Earth is gone.
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- What?!
- I'm off to save the Water Queen.
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- Honey, what's going on?
- There's no more water on Earth.
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But if there isn't any water...
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Then nothing's keeping the sharks
and the tigers from an all-out war.
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Anita, no time for gasping.
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Fetch me my tiger-cuffs
and shark-nets.
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It's gonna be a long night.
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So I bet you're wondering why
I don't look like my father,
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- the King of All Time.
- No. I don't wonder about you at all.
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My real parents were half-human
and half-German shepherds.
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They named my sister Hasta Mia
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and they named me Koko Mia.
We were both half-dog.
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My sister always wanted
to do whatever she wanted.
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I wanna do whatever I want.
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But one day, while I was
out hunting for lobster
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my parents wouldn't let her
do what she wanted.
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She got so mad that she
did a terrible thing.
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What have you done, Hasta Mia?
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Then she killed my lobster and
got lobster blood all over me.
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That's when I became
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half lobster, half
dog with a human head.
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I want to do whatever I want!
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I never saw my sister again.
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The King of All Time
could tell how sad I was,
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so he adopted me and
I grew up with a new,
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nice sister: the Water Queen.
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I vowed to protect my new,
nice sister from any harm,
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because I couldn't protect
my half-dog parents.
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And now it's my turn to lead.
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No. You used up your
turn telling your story.
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Let's go!
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- What are you doing with me, evil alien?
- I'm going to use you
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to flood the Sand Planet and
drown all the sand people.
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No!
I don't want to kill them.
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They're a peaceful people.
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- Oh my gosh.
- Rain!
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We're peaceful people!
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♪ Tear Sparrow ♪
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Look, a Tear Sparrow!
It must be from my adopted sister,
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- the Water Queen.
- # Hello, Lobster Man #
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♪ hello, Axe Cop ♪
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♪ the evil aliens are
using the Water Queen ♪
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♪ to drown the sand people ♪
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♪ and soon they'll be able
to rename the planet. ♪
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Who cares if they rename the planet?
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If the evil aliens give the
planet a new name that rhymes with
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their name, it will give them
all the power in the Universe.
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Space law... learn it.
Tear Sparrow...
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show us the way.
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This doesn't make any sense.
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The tigers should have
been here by now to attack
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- their natural enemies, the sharks.
- Wait a second...
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- Oh no!
- What is it?
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The tigers didn't come to the sharks.
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The sharks went to the tigers!
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Our plan is working!
The sand people are almost gone!
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- Adopted sister!
- You made it, adopted brother.
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I knew you'd save me.
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It's alien-chopping time!
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- Hey!
- And now it's my turn
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to kill the evil alien leader.
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Are you sure you can kill
your birth sister?
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- Hasta Mia, it's you!
- Lobster Man, kill your real sister.
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Pinch her head off.
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- I can't do it.
- But it's your turn. You have to.
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I can't kill one sister
to save another.
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You're the worst at taking turns.
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Ha! And now
it's too late to stop me.
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All the sand people are gone.
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I, Hasta Mia, hereby
rename my new planet
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Baba Mia!
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Now that I have all the
power in the Universe,
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I can do whatever I want!
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- I don't understand, where did she go?
- She's right there!
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I can do whatever I want!
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And I want to destroy the Universe!
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My real sister is
destroying the Universe!
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Water Queen?
Give me a handle.
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Nobody can do whatever
they want, except me!
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And I want to chop your head off!
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I mean, who am I supposed to root for?
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- Both these animals are awesome.
- Whoa!
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Looks like someone
saved the Water Queen.
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Not someone, Axe Cop.
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No, I know, I know.
When I say someone,
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I'm obviously talking about Axe Cop.
Who else would do that?
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