1 00:00:00,243 --> 00:00:02,801 ♪ Well, I can't wait to... ♪ 2 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:03,736 Breaking news. 3 00:00:03,804 --> 00:00:05,805 Axe Cop has been elected president of the world. 4 00:00:05,872 --> 00:00:08,274 I am now president of the world. 5 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:11,977 And as such, I will make up some new laws. 6 00:00:12,045 --> 00:00:13,946 Axe Cop, what kind of laws? 7 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,532 Anyone that steals money Now gets the 8 00:00:16,533 --> 00:00:19,051 amount they stole dropped on them in change. 9 00:00:20,887 --> 00:00:22,488 Axe Cop, is your speech over yet? 10 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:25,224 No, last night, I prayed to god. 11 00:00:25,292 --> 00:00:28,561 And he told me there will be 1 million years 12 00:00:28,628 --> 00:00:30,429 of peace on Earth. 13 00:00:30,497 --> 00:00:31,597 President Axe Cop, 14 00:00:31,665 --> 00:00:33,687 how do you feel knowing you'll probably never have to 15 00:00:33,722 --> 00:00:37,503 - chop a bad guy's head off again? - Bored. 16 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:40,272 One day, at the scene of the fire, 17 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:42,541 the cop found the perfect axe. 18 00:00:42,609 --> 00:00:46,579 That was the day he became Axe Cop! 19 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:48,814 _ 20 00:00:48,815 --> 00:00:50,449 So he had tryouts and hired a partner. 21 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:52,078 _ 22 00:00:52,079 --> 00:00:54,520 _ 23 00:00:54,521 --> 00:00:56,388 I will chop your heads off! 24 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:58,758 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 25 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:01,527 Oh! There's nothing to do. 26 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:04,430 I guess there is a downside to a million years of peace. 27 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:06,532 There is no one left to fight. 28 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:10,236 Wrong! I can fight animals at the fighting ZOO. 29 00:01:10,303 --> 00:01:13,456 The fighting ZOO is a ZOO where they let you 30 00:01:13,457 --> 00:01:16,609 fight the animals. The animals are all very good fighters. 31 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:26,585 Crying? Fighting elephants don't cry. 32 00:01:26,653 --> 00:01:29,755 Oh no. This is not a fighting ZOO. 33 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:31,891 It's the normal ZOO. 34 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:37,797 I am going to the oval office and never coming out ever again! 35 00:01:38,192 --> 00:01:39,865 _ 36 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:41,867 I'm really worried about President Axe Cop. 37 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,636 He hasn't left his room in months. 38 00:01:43,703 --> 00:01:47,072 Oh! Madam first lady Abraham Lincoln, 39 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:49,308 - you look ravishing. - How's the president? 40 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:50,910 I wouldn't know. 41 00:01:50,977 --> 00:01:53,512 He doesn't talk to his wife anymore! 42 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:56,382 I only married you to escape boredom! 43 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:59,385 Now I'm just bored in a different way. 44 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:03,556 Fine, I'm going back to my own time and turning back into a man. 45 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:05,624 She's just going to the mall. 46 00:02:05,692 --> 00:02:09,261 - She does this all the time. - Oh, good, you're gonna sweep. 47 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:11,997 No, just taking it for another spin. 48 00:02:15,502 --> 00:02:17,937 I think President Axe Cop has finally lost it. 49 00:02:18,004 --> 00:02:20,172 Uh, Mr. President, we need you in the gold garden. 50 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:23,876 - I can't hear you. I'm flying. - Aw, come on, buddy. 51 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:25,845 There are some important world leaders down there. 52 00:02:25,912 --> 00:02:27,346 And they have presents for you. 53 00:02:27,414 --> 00:02:28,814 Presents? 54 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:37,356 Mr. President, may I present the great wizard Artist Rabbit? 55 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:40,893 I have traveled all the way from the beach to... 56 00:02:40,961 --> 00:02:42,895 Where is my present? 57 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:47,633 - A pencil that makes me look tiny? - It's a magic pencil. 58 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:51,003 Anything you draw with it comes to life. 59 00:02:51,071 --> 00:02:56,275 Hot chocolate, a fancy hat, laughing children. 60 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:59,211 I will draw a giant bad guy 61 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:01,580 and then kill it before it kills Flute Cop. 62 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:03,449 Ha! 63 00:03:05,318 --> 00:03:06,285 I'll chop your... 64 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:12,491 - Aw! Drawing is hard. - President Axe Cop, 65 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:15,094 Jr. Cobbb here from the planet of talking gorillas. 66 00:03:15,161 --> 00:03:18,163 - Present, gimme. - I don't have one. 67 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:20,566 - Ugh! - I came here because I need your help. 68 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:24,169 A brilliant Evil Scientist has kidnapped my true love. 69 00:03:24,237 --> 00:03:27,106 I need you to go to talking gorilla planet with me 70 00:03:27,173 --> 00:03:29,675 and kill the brilliant Evil Scientist. 71 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:31,043 But that doesn't make any sense. 72 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:33,145 God said there would be a million years of peace. 73 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,881 He said a million years of peace on Earth. 74 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:38,951 Not on talking gorilla planet. Uh! 75 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:42,354 Now punch the ground super hard. It'll launch us into space. 76 00:03:42,422 --> 00:03:45,958 Do not touch my presents. I'll know if you do. 77 00:03:47,694 --> 00:03:50,396 Finally, I am not bored! 78 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:58,837 Jr. Cobbb, where is the brilliant Evil Scientist? 79 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:01,573 - He is over there. - I know where that is. 80 00:04:03,310 --> 00:04:05,326 I think I can pick the lock. 81 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:08,647 I got a better idea. Check this out. 82 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:09,715 H'ya! 83 00:04:12,385 --> 00:04:13,986 Ho-ho-ho-ho! 84 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:20,059 - Brilliant Evil Scientist. - Axe Cop. 85 00:04:20,126 --> 00:04:23,395 I'll chop your head off! Ha'! 86 00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:27,666 - Jr. Cobbb, my axe! - I did what you asked, Evil Scientist. 87 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:29,868 I brought you Axe Cop. 88 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:33,973 - Jr. Cobbb, you're a bad guy? - I had no choice. 89 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:37,109 The brilliant Evil Scientist has my true love. 90 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:39,244 But I thought you were my new best friend. 91 00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:41,447 You thought that because you're dumb, 92 00:04:41,514 --> 00:04:43,749 just like everyone on Earth. You're dumb! 93 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:47,019 And my brain is so smart that everyone's stupidity 94 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:50,222 causes me tremendous... brain pain! 95 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,392 But now that I've brilliantly tricked you here, 96 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,828 I can execute my genius plan. 97 00:04:55,895 --> 00:04:58,301 - Which is? - Kill you, replace you 98 00:04:58,336 --> 00:05:01,800 with a robot, and send it to Earth, where it will kill everyone! 99 00:05:01,868 --> 00:05:06,605 And then I will know sweet brain peace. 100 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:09,274 One problem. You can't kill me. 101 00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:11,410 Oh, I'm not going to kill you, dummy. 102 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:16,148 - Axe Cop is going to kill you. - Not if I kill me first! 103 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:21,253 Ha! 104 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:24,989 Ow! 105 00:05:27,394 --> 00:05:29,261 Go ahead, evil robot Axe Cop, 106 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,797 chop off real Axe Cop's stupid head. 107 00:05:36,903 --> 00:05:41,774 There, he is dead. Now let Maurice go. 108 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,375 Don't be stupid. I killed Maurice. 109 00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:47,182 And now... I have to kill you. 110 00:05:48,722 --> 00:05:51,618 _ 111 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:52,985 Grey, did you see this? 112 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:56,455 A million years of peace ends today. Huh, time flies, huh? 113 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,223 Apparently, they're having a big countdown party 114 00:05:58,291 --> 00:05:59,725 all over the world. 115 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:00,959 What are you doing?! 116 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:03,062 Look at what the Rainbow Princess gave Axe Cop. 117 00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:05,164 - It's a hot plate! - Are you insane?! 118 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:08,000 Did you open all of President Axe Cop's presents?! 119 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:10,569 No. Now I did. 120 00:06:10,637 --> 00:06:12,556 All right! Another hot plate! 121 00:06:12,598 --> 00:06:14,573 Ooh la la. This one's from France. 122 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:16,308 Are you trying to get our heads chopped off?! 123 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,077 Because I like my head right where it is, 124 00:06:18,144 --> 00:06:20,312 slap dab between my shoulders. 125 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:23,515 - President Axe Cop! - You opened my presents. 126 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:26,685 Oh, sorry, sorry. We'll rewrap them. I swear. 127 00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:28,754 Thank you. Now I must go give a big speech 128 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:31,190 for the end-of-peace countdown party. 129 00:06:31,257 --> 00:06:34,393 See you there, fat guy and jewel hat. 130 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:36,829 Huh, I could have sworn he knew our names. 131 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:38,597 We've just gotten word 132 00:06:38,665 --> 00:06:40,933 that President Axe Cop has joined the celebration. 133 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,869 Let's go live to hear what the best president ever has to say. 134 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:48,073 Earth, I am Axe Cop, president of the world. 135 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:50,175 World peace is about to end. 136 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:54,513 Many, many, many bad guys are coming to kill us. 137 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:57,749 And I won't be able to chop off all their heads. 138 00:06:57,817 --> 00:07:00,819 - You are doomed. - Axe Cop, is your speech over yet? 139 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:03,622 No. There is only one thing we can do. 140 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:05,924 Everyone has to open their kitchen drawers, 141 00:07:05,992 --> 00:07:07,493 pull out their favorite knife, 142 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,761 and stab themselves in the chest. 143 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:11,663 I love you! 144 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:14,766 I don't know. Something doesn't feel right about this. 145 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:18,537 Dude, this is Axe Cop, okay? He's never steered us wrong before. 146 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:20,239 I say we stab ourselves in the chest. 147 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:26,712 Yes! Yes! They're doing it! 148 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:30,415 They're all going to stab themselves because they're all so stupid! 149 00:07:32,051 --> 00:07:34,920 Axe Cop would never tell people to stab themselves. 150 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:38,056 He'd chop their heads off himself. Unless... 151 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:40,526 54, 53, 52... 152 00:07:40,593 --> 00:07:41,827 That's not Axe Cop! 153 00:07:44,030 --> 00:07:47,633 - Not so fast, dummy! - Brilliant Evil Scientist?! 154 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:50,769 You're too late, Flute Cop. The real Axe Cop is already dead. 155 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:54,473 And soon, thanks to my robot Axe Cop, 156 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:58,644 All the other idiots on Earth will be dead too. 157 00:07:58,711 --> 00:08:00,279 W-Wait a minute. What's that? 158 00:08:00,346 --> 00:08:03,182 - What? Did I lean on something? - There's a note pinned to your back. 159 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:07,419 Oh, it's for me from Axe Cop. 160 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,388 Dear Evil Scientist, 161 00:08:09,455 --> 00:08:12,658 when my head gets chopped off, it just climbs back on. 162 00:08:12,725 --> 00:08:15,327 It is one of my favorite things about myself. 163 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:19,831 I brought Jr. Cobbb back to life using a health potion. 164 00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:21,800 As punishment for helping a bad guy, 165 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:25,804 - I made Jr. Cobbb give me $5. - Aww. 166 00:08:25,872 --> 00:08:29,408 He told me your evil plan. I told him you already told me. 167 00:08:29,475 --> 00:08:31,743 And then I spent the next one million years 168 00:08:31,811 --> 00:08:33,478 teaching myself how to draw. 169 00:08:33,546 --> 00:08:37,849 After that, I used my magic pencil to draw a second Earth in space. 170 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:40,586 I named it... _ 171 00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:44,089 I relocated every single person to Earth 2. 172 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:46,558 Then I drew a factory that made bomb copies 173 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:48,260 of everyone on Earth. 174 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:51,029 They look like people, but are set to detonate 175 00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:52,564 when they get stabbed. 176 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:55,534 Then I wrote this note and pinned it onto Flute Cop. 177 00:08:55,602 --> 00:08:59,104 Looks like you're about to explode. Signed, Axe Cop. 178 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:04,443 Ah, bomb people. Axe Cop, that is brilliant. 179 00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:06,912 9, 8, 7... 180 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,617 Oh, you're kidding me. Flute twirl! 181 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:13,518 3... 182 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:14,786 2... 183 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:16,588 1! 184 00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:17,589 Stab. 185 00:09:23,963 --> 00:09:28,166 We did it, bros, the Evil Scientist and Earth 1 are dead. 186 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:32,638 And a million years of peace is over. So I'll never be bored again. 187 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:38,310 Um, Axe Cop? Why did you leave me on Earth 188 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:41,313 - with all those dumb bomb copies? - Hey, what am I doing here? 189 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:46,018 So... I was a bomb copy the whole time? 190 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:49,221 - Yes. - But why do I have feelings, memories? 191 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,356 Because I'm really good at drawing. 192 00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:54,092 Oh, I get it now. 193 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:58,530 Well, I guess I'll go see what that sunset's all about. 194 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:03,335 ♪ We clawed, we chained our hearts in vain ♪ 195 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:07,105 ♪ we jumped never asking why ♪ 196 00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:11,410 ♪ we kissed, I fell under your spell ♪ 197 00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:14,913 ♪ a love no one could deny ♪ 198 00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:18,116 ♪ I came in like a wrecking ball ♪ 199 00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:22,020 ♪ I never hit so hard in love ♪ 200 00:10:22,021 --> 00:10:23,421 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~