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Thom: Do you know this play?
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"Death of a Salesman" by Arthur Miller.
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The most depressing three hours
you'll ever spend in a theater.
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Miserable guy in a miserable
job kills himself.
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The miserable end. Thanks,
Arthur. Thank you.
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Thanks for reminding me all comes
to shit, because I didn't know that.
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Thoughts of tragedy don't
occupy my mind 24 hours a day.
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You want tragedy? I can write you tragedy.
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Tragedy is easy. Make me
forget it's all a tragedy.
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Make me laugh at the misery.
Then you deserve an award.
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Ooh, Arthur Miller.
Fuck you, Arthur Miller!
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♪ If you're happy and you
know it, clap your hands ♪
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♪ If you're happy and you
know it, clap your hands ♪
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♪ If you're happy and you know
it, then motherfucking show it ♪
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♪ If you're happy and you know it,
clap your motherfucking hands ♪
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♪ If you're happy and you
know it, clap your hands! ♪
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Thom: So I'm on the train
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and this jackass next to me
is reading the "Times."
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- "The New York Times"?
- Yeah, the fucking "New York Times."
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- And how does that make him a jackass?
- 'Cause he's reading the news.
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- News is for suckers.
- Yeah, because this jackass
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thinks he needs to know about Syria.
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So now I'm looking over his shoulder.
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Now I think I need to know about Syria
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and it fucks up my whole day 'cause
I'm trying to solve it and fix it.
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So information makes you a sucker?
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It's not information. It's distraction.
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I'm so glad I rented that barn.
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Just needed to get away from this world.
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- To the barn.
- To the barn.
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That's exactly why I became a Buddhist.
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- Ahem, wait. A Buddhist?
- A Buddhist.
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- Since when are you a Buddhist?
- Since when? Since fuck you, how about that?
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If you're a Buddhist, you're the
angriest Buddhist in the world.
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Good for you, Barry.
Self-improvement. I admire it.
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- Thank you.
- Yes, exactly.
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Oh, come... why is religion
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automatically self-improvement?
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Why is it not a decline?
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Maybe it's failure. Maybe it's surrender.
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Well, you obviously don't
know shit about Buddhism.
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- You're a very angry Buddhist, Barry.
- I'm not angry, shithead.
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- I'm present.
- Well, you're here.
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I'm present. I'm more present
than you, asshole, okay?
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I'm present like a motherfucker.
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Okay? Listen, I'm a lawyer
for the family court.
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I mean, I left a city job,
followed my dream,
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tried to be some sort
of hero, and it's what?
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It's one failure at life and
love after the next one.
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And my job barely makes a dent.
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I mean, at this point it's
either Buddhism or heroin.
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Acceptance of misery.
Life is endless suffering.
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Maybe I should become a Buddhist.
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Hey, Buddhists don't fuck around,
okay? Buddhists call bullshit.
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And let's face it, life
is fucking bullshit.
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So it's kind of like organized misery.
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Well, it's better than disorganized misery.
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Barry: Let me tell you something, adman.
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That's Buddhism's tagline... "Fuck it."
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- "Buddhism: Fuck it."
- (Laughing)
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I mean, it's all a pile of shit anyway.
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I didn't know Buddhism had a tagline.
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Well, you heard it from me.
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Christianity doesn't have a tagline.
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Sure, it does. "You fucked up."
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"Christianity: You fucked up."
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Jews, it's just, "We're fucked."
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Well, that's what you
get for killing Jesus.
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(All laugh)
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Thom: A strange thing happens
when you hit your 40s.
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Things start falling apart.
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Suddenly everyone is splitting up.
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They're dropping dead.
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And so you start to think about death...
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and how you're spending your life.
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And if you're spending it well or...
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just spending it.
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There's a famous Buddhist, Thich Nhat Hanh,
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and he says you shouldn't
worry about death.
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He says, "Clouds don't worry
about becoming rain."
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But clouds don't have kids, Thich.
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Clouds don't have to worry
about burying their cloud kids
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or their cloud kids burying them.
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You know who else doesn't have kids?
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Thich Nhat fucking Hanh.
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Julius: Dad?
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Hey, buddy.
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We didn't do hugs.
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I thought you were sleeping, you lunatic.
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- What are you doing up?
- Come up.
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- I'm so late, buddy.
- But it's so early.
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Not early enough. Time
to make the doughnuts.
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You're making doughnuts?
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- (Engine starts)
- Just a joke.
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Oh.
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But we didn't do hugs!
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I'm so late. Extra hugs later, okay?
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- Okay.
- Okay. Love you!
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- Love you!
- Love you, buddy!
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Love you, Dad!
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Love you, Dada!
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- (Bell rings)
- Woman: Yeah, sure.
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(bell chimes)
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(music blaring on headphones)
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- (train squeals)
- (Thom sighs)
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He dies in the end.
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Comes back, though.
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(Sighs)
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Motherfuck!
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♪ One Saturday I took
a walk to Zipperhead ♪
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♪ I met a girl there and she
almost knocked me dead ♪
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♪ Punk rock girl, please look at me ♪
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♪ Punk rock girl, what do you see? ♪
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♪ Let's travel round the world ♪
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♪ Just you and me, punk rock girl. ♪
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- (thuds, wheels screeching)
- Woman: Whoa!
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(Woman groans)
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I swear to God, it's like they know
when I'm wearing a new outfit.
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Or when I have an early meeting.
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That's weird. The train stopped
just outside the station.
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Mm, nothing weird about
these trains anymore.
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- (Train hisses)
- (All groan)
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- Oh, God.
- (Murmuring)
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- Marvelous.
- Fuck.
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Every fucking day.
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And then they charge you an arm and a leg.
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(Clicks tongue)
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Marvelous.
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♪ I used to be an optimist ♪
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♪ Never made any promises ♪
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♪ Never made any promises ♪
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♪ Never made any promises ♪
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♪ I used to be an optimist ♪
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- ♪ Never made any promises... ♪
- (Knocking on door)
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♪ Never made any promises ♪
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♪ Never made any promises... ♪
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- (shuts music off)
- (Knocking continues)
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Hey.
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Walter, hi. Come in.
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- Hi, Lee.
- Come in, it's freezing.
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- (Whimpering)
- Hi, Munchkin.
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I just wanted to make sure
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everything's okay on your first day.
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- Oh, it's perfect.
- I don't want to disturb your work.
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No, not at all.
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It's a bit cold with the heater out.
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I called the gas company...
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Oh, it's fine. It's fine.
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- (Stammers)
- No, I could not be happier.
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- Do you want some tea?
- Sure.
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I mean, honestly, I could not
love this place any more.
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It's just... it's exactly what I needed.
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You know? Just to get away.
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No Wi-Fi, no cell, just away.
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You know, this is kind of exactly
why we moved to Woodstock
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in the first place, you know?
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Just to get away from people, from noise,
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from all that suffocating
culture, you know?
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"Must see this," "must buy that."
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You know, movies,
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television, news.
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You know?
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All those prying eyes.
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So...
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- Here you go.
- Uh...
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well, it's a special place.
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This used to be your studio?
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Are you from New York?
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Uh, Long Island.
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- You know...
- Oh.
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Jewish self-loathing, Holocaust,
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theological ambivalence, disappointment
to my mother... the whole shebang.
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(laughs)
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Mm.
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Mm, well, you know what, Walter?
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I think... I only have a couple
more hours, so I think I'm...
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I should... I think I'm just
gonna get back to work.
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But thank you so much for stopping.
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I lost most of my family in the camps.
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Oh, my gosh. Uh, I'm so sorry.
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I didn't mean to...
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The death camps.
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Right.
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Yeah, in Poland.
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Oh, f... yeah, of course.
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Well, who didn't back then, huh?
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Oh, yeah.
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Eh, life goes on.
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Life goes on. Life... life goes on.
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- Ah.
- Not for my parents, though.
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No.
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My mother died in Auschwitz
in the gas chambers.
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Ah, uh-huh.
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My father didn't, though.
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- No?
- No, no.
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The typhoid. Bergen-Belsen.
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Oh, right. Oh, yeah.
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My sister... I mean, my
oldest sister, Ruth.
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She was in the resistance.
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Oh, wow. Good for her.
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- Good for her.
- Not for long, though.
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No?
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The Nazis found them about
a week after she joined.
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- I see.
- Shot her in the back of the head.
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- Ruth.
- Point-blank.
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Yeah, sure. Ooh.
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Wow.
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My younger sister Tamar,
she survived Treblinka.
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She did?
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Of course, the liberators
gave them all food
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and she ate too quickly.
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- Uh-oh.
- Died two days later.
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Mm.
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- Diarrhea.
- Oh, that'll do her.
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Terrible way to go.
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- I knew others.
- Mm.
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Maya: We all know the statistics:
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38 billion water bottles wasted each year.
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17 million barrels of oil annually
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to make those wasted
plastic water bottles...
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yada, yada, yada.
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But what if we're not the enemy?
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What if we're the savior?
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Mississippi River. Polluted.
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Ohio River. Polluted.
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According to the EPA, more than half
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of the rivers and waterways
in the United States
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can no longer support life.
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13,000 miles of river ways
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contain fish with elevated
levels of mercury.
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This is not just ecological apocalypse.
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This is a wonderful opportunity
for Nestle Waters.
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The anti-tap water strategy
worked for a while,
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but we need to expand that.
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Nowadays, you can't trust any water.
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Except ours.
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We're not polluters,
we're environmentalists.
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Let's make pollution work for us.
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We are not the problem.
We are the solution.
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- Jonathan: I love it.
- Debbie: That's great.
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I love it. Isn't...
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isn't Thom supposed to be here? Thom?
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- (Music blaring on headphones)
- (Quiet chatter)
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Your tax dollars at work, folks!
256
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Your fucking tax dollars at work.
257
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You think they give a damn if I'm late?
258
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They don't give a damn.
259
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I'm an attorney.
260
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I have motions to file, cases to try.
261
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They are interfering with a
basic constitutional right.
262
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- We're all late for work.
- What's that supposed to mean?
263
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It's supposed to mean shut up.
264
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That's what it's supposed to mean.
265
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- Unbelievable.
- Liz, hey, it's me.
266
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We're stopped. Dead stopped.
267
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Listen, I need you to
move my 9:00 to 10:00,
268
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my 10:00 to 11:00, my 11:00 to 12:00,
269
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cancel my lunch with Bob and see
if he can do drinks on Tuesday.
270
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I'll call in for my 4:00
on my way to my 3:00,
271
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but don't schedule anything after
5:00 in case my 4:00 runs long.
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- Hello?
- Jonathan: Thom?
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Hey, guys. Uh, bad news.
274
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The train is at a dead stop.
275
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Better late than never, Thom!
276
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Thank you, Gottfrid.
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As Gustaff says,
278
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"No worms for you, Mr. Early Bird."
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(all chuckle)
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Stay with us, Thom.
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Yeah, I'm gonna stay on the line.
282
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Hopefully the train will start moving soon.
283
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Maya: So instead of being
the evil plastic bottle makers,
284
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Nestle becomes the voice
of environmentalism.
285
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"We just want you to have clean water.
286
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But there isn't any. So
we go out, we find it,
287
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- and we bring it to your supermarket."
- Jonathan: Yeah, I love it.
288
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- Debbie: Great opportunities for social here, right?
- Jonathan: Yeah.
289
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- Would you like the front page?
- No, thank you.
290
00:13:31,742 --> 00:13:33,742
- Read it?
- No.
291
00:13:33,795 --> 00:13:35,795
- Get it on your iPad?
- No.
292
00:13:37,081 --> 00:13:38,464
Then how come you don't want it?
293
00:13:38,499 --> 00:13:39,882
Because I don't.
294
00:13:39,917 --> 00:13:42,001
- Why not?
- "Why not"?
295
00:13:42,053 --> 00:13:44,103
Aren't you interested
in the world around you?
296
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- Uh, no, I'm not.
- How can you say that?
297
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Uh, very happily. (snaps fingers)
298
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:51,177
- Hey.
- What?
299
00:13:51,229 --> 00:13:53,095
Can you turn that down, please?
It's very "boom, boom."
300
00:13:53,147 --> 00:13:55,514
It's affecting other people.
301
00:13:57,902 --> 00:13:59,819
You can't just bury your head in the sand.
302
00:13:59,854 --> 00:14:03,088
- Yes, you can.
- You need to stay informed.
303
00:14:03,157 --> 00:14:05,608
Okay, so what have you learned
today in that newspaper
304
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that you didn't know a year ago?
305
00:14:07,361 --> 00:14:09,361
Or 10 years ago? That
the Middle East is fucked?
306
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:12,865
That politicians lie, that
people kill? That's not news.
307
00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:14,583
There's not enough misery in your own life,
308
00:14:14,619 --> 00:14:16,869
and it's hard enough trying
to get through the day
309
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without learning about all the people
who didn't get through yesterday.
310
00:14:18,923 --> 00:14:20,873
That is the most selfish
thing I've ever heard.
311
00:14:20,925 --> 00:14:23,459
(Sighs) Okay, why do you
read the newspapers?
312
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Hmm? What, are you going to cure Ebola?
313
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:30,432
Are you going to solve the
Ukraine or Bahrain or acid rain?
314
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You read the newspaper 'cause
you think it gives you an edge.
315
00:14:32,353 --> 00:14:34,520
Helps you get ahead.
Helps you stay connected.
316
00:14:34,555 --> 00:14:36,989
You know? That's selfish and deluded.
317
00:14:37,024 --> 00:14:39,024
You only care about yourself.
318
00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:42,611
The best thing people can do for
others is to examine themselves.
319
00:14:42,647 --> 00:14:45,447
But of course it's a lot
easier to look in the pages
320
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of "The New York Times" than
it is to look in the mirror.
321
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For your information, I hap...
322
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Man on PA: Good morning,
ladies and gentlemen.
323
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- We apologize for the extended delay.
- Bullshit!
324
00:14:53,791 --> 00:14:55,975
As the train was entering
the station this morning,
325
00:14:56,010 --> 00:14:59,345
it struck a commuter who
had fallen on the tracks.
326
00:14:59,380 --> 00:15:02,281
Despite making every effort
to stop the train in time,
327
00:15:02,316 --> 00:15:04,917
this collision resulted in a fatality.
328
00:15:04,969 --> 00:15:08,487
This train is now a crime
scene and may not be moved.
329
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We apologize for this inconvenience
330
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and will be sending another train
shortly on the opposite track.
331
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That train will continue on
332
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to Manhattan's Grand Central Station.
333
00:15:17,982 --> 00:15:20,182
We apologize again for the delay.
334
00:15:25,606 --> 00:15:27,873
Walter: Well, she's a very old dog,
335
00:15:27,909 --> 00:15:32,194
but her hearing started to
go a couple of years back.
336
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:34,613
Oh, that'll happen.
337
00:15:34,665 --> 00:15:36,916
- It's not so bad...
- Mm-hmm.
338
00:15:36,951 --> 00:15:38,918
Except that she has diabetes.
339
00:15:38,953 --> 00:15:40,586
Mm.
340
00:15:40,621 --> 00:15:43,622
If she doesn't get her
shots on time, don't ask.
341
00:15:43,674 --> 00:15:45,925
You know what, Walter? I am so sorry.
342
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:48,928
I've got to pick up my son in, like,
an hour from school, so I've...
343
00:15:48,963 --> 00:15:51,513
She'd never make it through the night.
344
00:15:51,549 --> 00:15:53,265
No, I wouldn't think so.
345
00:15:53,301 --> 00:15:56,468
Her sister died last year.
346
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,270
I figured.
347
00:15:58,306 --> 00:16:00,940
- Coyotes got her.
- Yep.
348
00:16:03,027 --> 00:16:05,311
(Screams)
349
00:16:05,363 --> 00:16:08,113
(thumping)
350
00:16:10,484 --> 00:16:11,917
Fuck!
351
00:16:11,953 --> 00:16:14,453
(Exhales sharply)
352
00:16:14,488 --> 00:16:16,455
(groans)
353
00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:18,824
Okay.
354
00:16:20,461 --> 00:16:22,494
Woman: Almighty Father, eternal God,
355
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:25,130
hear our prayers for Your son/daughter
356
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:27,266
whom You have called from
this life to Yourself.
357
00:16:27,301 --> 00:16:31,437
Grant him/her light, happiness, and peace.
358
00:16:31,472 --> 00:16:35,107
Let him/her pass in safety
through the gates of death.
359
00:16:35,142 --> 00:16:37,476
Guard him/her from harm.
360
00:16:37,511 --> 00:16:39,261
And on that great day of resurrection,
361
00:16:39,313 --> 00:16:42,731
raise him/her up with all Your saints.
362
00:16:42,767 --> 00:16:44,266
Amen.
363
00:16:44,318 --> 00:16:45,584
Amen.
364
00:16:45,619 --> 00:16:48,904
So horrible.
365
00:16:48,939 --> 00:16:50,756
It's unbelievable.
366
00:16:50,791 --> 00:16:53,492
It could've been anyone, you know?
367
00:16:54,996 --> 00:16:58,163
I didn't hug my son this morning.
368
00:16:58,199 --> 00:17:02,084
Just, you know, "Sorry, buddy, gotta go.
369
00:17:02,119 --> 00:17:04,503
Time to make the doughnuts."
370
00:17:06,807 --> 00:17:10,125
You know what? I think you were right.
371
00:17:10,177 --> 00:17:13,629
About this newspaper, about the world.
372
00:17:13,681 --> 00:17:16,849
I mean, I waste so much time
373
00:17:16,884 --> 00:17:20,019
thinking about everything
but what really matters.
374
00:17:20,054 --> 00:17:24,023
I mean, newspapers, trade
papers, magazines,
375
00:17:24,058 --> 00:17:26,975
blogs, Twitter feeds, "People"
fucking magazine,
376
00:17:27,028 --> 00:17:29,228
all day, every day, and for what?
377
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:34,400
I mean, should it take death
to make you think about life?
378
00:17:34,452 --> 00:17:36,735
It really makes you think, you know?
379
00:17:36,821 --> 00:17:39,655
About how you're spending your life.
380
00:17:39,707 --> 00:17:42,341
That's why I carry Jesus in my heart.
381
00:17:42,376 --> 00:17:46,628
Because all of life is just a
chance to get closer to Jesus.
382
00:17:46,664 --> 00:17:51,166
And when you get closer to
Jesus, you get closer to peace.
383
00:17:51,218 --> 00:17:53,318
It's been so long since
I've been to church.
384
00:17:53,354 --> 00:17:55,821
I should go,
385
00:17:55,856 --> 00:17:57,823
get some perspective, you know?
386
00:17:57,858 --> 00:18:02,094
I picture myself doing
all this stupid work.
387
00:18:02,146 --> 00:18:05,330
Happy as a pig in shit.
388
00:18:05,366 --> 00:18:07,232
It doesn't matter how happy you are.
389
00:18:07,268 --> 00:18:08,934
- It's still shit.
- Mm-hmm.
390
00:18:08,986 --> 00:18:12,187
And if you're happy in shit...
391
00:18:12,239 --> 00:18:13,405
You're probably a pig.
392
00:18:13,441 --> 00:18:15,441
Mm-hmm. (chuckles)
393
00:18:15,493 --> 00:18:19,244
(crying)
394
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,980
(train horn blares)
395
00:18:25,352 --> 00:18:28,253
I hear she was reading
her iPad when she fell in.
396
00:18:28,289 --> 00:18:30,339
So sad.
397
00:18:31,959 --> 00:18:33,675
I hear the new one's gonna
have a better screen.
398
00:18:33,711 --> 00:18:35,344
The old one already had retina display.
399
00:18:35,379 --> 00:18:37,262
No, I don't mean the display,
I mean the screen.
400
00:18:37,298 --> 00:18:39,181
- What about the screen?
- Split.
401
00:18:39,216 --> 00:18:41,183
- Split?
- Split. You can have two windows open.
402
00:18:41,218 --> 00:18:42,634
- No way!
- Way.
403
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:44,136
I gotta get to the Apple Store.
404
00:18:44,188 --> 00:18:46,054
Me, too. Where the fuck is this train?
405
00:18:46,107 --> 00:18:47,856
It's typical. They screwed up my morning,
406
00:18:47,892 --> 00:18:49,441
they might as well screw up my afternoon.
407
00:18:49,477 --> 00:18:51,810
How hard could it be for
them to find one train?
408
00:18:51,862 --> 00:18:53,896
Hey, Liz. Still waiting. Listen.
409
00:18:53,948 --> 00:18:55,864
Send me the email with the Word
doc you converted from that PDF.
410
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:57,866
I'll enclose the JPEGs,
upload it to Dropbox,
411
00:18:57,902 --> 00:18:59,785
and you can transfer it
all to the final PowerPoint.
412
00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:01,987
Make sure you cc Gary and David, bcc Amy...
413
00:19:02,039 --> 00:19:04,156
Jonathan on phone: We can't just
go in with a bunch of TV.
414
00:19:04,241 --> 00:19:05,791
- Wieden & Bulgari are gonna come in...
- (Train horn blaring)
415
00:19:05,826 --> 00:19:07,392
with a mountain of digital shit.
416
00:19:07,428 --> 00:19:08,827
Debbie: We should think
about, at some point,
417
00:19:08,879 --> 00:19:10,662
of advocacy work we can do.
418
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:12,831
You know, "fight pollution," or whatever,
419
00:19:12,883 --> 00:19:15,417
while reminding everyone
not to drink other water.
420
00:19:15,469 --> 00:19:16,752
Maya: Definitely.
421
00:19:16,804 --> 00:19:19,171
Classic zero-to-hero strategy.
422
00:19:20,474 --> 00:19:22,424
Our target lives online.
423
00:19:22,476 --> 00:19:24,676
I take some money out of traditional media,
424
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:27,312
really make this a Facebook-led campaign.
425
00:19:27,348 --> 00:19:29,898
Jonathan: I say take the money,
give half to Greenpeace,
426
00:19:29,934 --> 00:19:32,935
spend the other half publicizing
the hell out of our donation.
427
00:19:32,987 --> 00:19:34,570
Debbie: We did charity last year, Jonathan.
428
00:19:34,605 --> 00:19:36,321
It barely moved the needle.
429
00:19:36,357 --> 00:19:38,190
I think we can spend our
money better elsewhere.
430
00:19:38,242 --> 00:19:40,242
Track 18! Track 18!
431
00:19:40,277 --> 00:19:42,861
Maya: What about #GiveADamn?
432
00:19:42,913 --> 00:19:46,365
You didn't send a PDF, Liz, you sent a zip.
433
00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:48,066
Just send me a JPEG, for Christ's sake.
434
00:19:48,102 --> 00:19:50,118
Gottfrid: I like this idea of #GiveADamn.
435
00:19:50,171 --> 00:19:51,870
You know, really involve the consumer...
436
00:19:51,922 --> 00:19:54,673
Come on, no, no, no.
I've had a hell of a day!
437
00:19:54,708 --> 00:19:56,375
Maya: We need a handle for this,
438
00:19:56,427 --> 00:19:58,377
something that encapsulates the idea
439
00:19:58,429 --> 00:20:00,929
that natural water is dangerous.
440
00:20:00,965 --> 00:20:03,015
Oh, well, how about just that?
441
00:20:03,050 --> 00:20:04,766
How about, um...
442
00:20:04,802 --> 00:20:08,103
you know, "Natural Water Isn't."
443
00:20:08,138 --> 00:20:12,224
When it is, you can drink
it, but it's not right now.
444
00:20:12,276 --> 00:20:14,059
Maya: I like that.
445
00:20:14,111 --> 00:20:15,644
You could just have,
"Because Natural Water Isn't,"
446
00:20:15,696 --> 00:20:16,895
then a list of chemicals in the ocean
447
00:20:16,947 --> 00:20:18,730
versus a Poland Spring bottle.
448
00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:20,365
Jonathan: Compelling.
That's a good one, Thom.
449
00:20:20,401 --> 00:20:22,734
- You almost here?
- Um...
450
00:20:23,954 --> 00:20:26,238
no.
451
00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:28,657
We're still on the train.
452
00:20:28,709 --> 00:20:31,210
Just sitting here.
453
00:20:31,245 --> 00:20:33,712
We hit something on the track.
454
00:20:33,747 --> 00:20:36,582
Gottfrid: I hope they at
least killed it, yes, Thom?
455
00:20:36,634 --> 00:20:40,502
Jonathan: Okay, uh, let's talk
about the presentation...
456
00:20:40,554 --> 00:20:43,589
Man on PA: This is the last call for 156,
457
00:20:43,641 --> 00:20:46,225
Southeast Scarborough
through South Fordham.
458
00:21:10,668 --> 00:21:13,285
Thom: Here's what else happens
when you hit your 40s.
459
00:21:13,337 --> 00:21:16,038
You start thinking about
"The Outlaw Josey Wales."
460
00:21:16,090 --> 00:21:17,322
At least I did.
461
00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:21,593
Clint Eastwood, 1976.
462
00:21:23,347 --> 00:21:25,797
Josey's in this bar when a guy walks in.
463
00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:28,567
Bad guy, black hat, cigar in his mouth.
464
00:21:30,904 --> 00:21:31,972
Hey!
465
00:21:32,092 --> 00:21:36,108
"I'm looking for Josey Wales," he calls
out. Josey's standing in the shadows,
466
00:21:36,143 --> 00:21:39,611
hand on his pistol, says,
"Are you a bounty hunter?"
467
00:21:39,647 --> 00:21:41,980
The guy turns to him and says,
468
00:21:42,032 --> 00:21:45,033
"A man's gotta do something
for a living these days."
469
00:21:45,069 --> 00:21:47,569
Josey sneers, looks at him, and says,
470
00:21:47,621 --> 00:21:50,238
"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy."
471
00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:53,125
"Dying ain't much of a living, boy."
472
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,744
And then he shoots him through the heart.
473
00:21:55,796 --> 00:21:58,380
Jonathan on phone: Great, this
was a very productive meeting.
474
00:21:58,415 --> 00:22:01,717
I'm happy. Thom, are you happy?
475
00:22:01,752 --> 00:22:03,051
Gottfrid: Did we lose him?
476
00:22:03,137 --> 00:22:04,586
Maya: I think we lost him.
477
00:22:04,638 --> 00:22:06,138
Gottfrid: Jonathan, I really think Thom
478
00:22:06,173 --> 00:22:07,889
needs to get his priorities straight.
479
00:22:07,925 --> 00:22:11,059
Jonathan: Thom? Thom, you there?
480
00:22:11,095 --> 00:22:12,778
Thom?
481
00:22:15,382 --> 00:22:18,283
♪ If you're happy and you
know it, clap your hands ♪
482
00:22:18,319 --> 00:22:20,886
♪ If you're happy and you
know it, clap your hands ♪
483
00:22:20,921 --> 00:22:23,689
♪ If you're happy and you know it,
then your face will surely show it ♪
484
00:22:23,724 --> 00:22:26,425
♪ If you're happy and you
know it, clap your hands ♪
485
00:22:26,460 --> 00:22:29,227
♪ If you're happy and you
know it, clap your hands ♪
486
00:22:29,347 --> 00:22:34,223
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