1 00:00:01,135 --> 00:00:03,306 Welcome to "Everlasting." 2 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:06,192 Okay, come on, let's go, people. 3 00:00:06,217 --> 00:00:09,952 You get cash bonuses for nudity, 911 calls, 4 00:00:09,977 --> 00:00:11,010 cat fights, all right? 5 00:00:11,012 --> 00:00:13,045 Get me some good TV. 6 00:00:13,047 --> 00:00:14,914 You're very lucky that your stunt 7 00:00:14,916 --> 00:00:16,282 got me booyah ratings last season. 8 00:00:16,284 --> 00:00:17,616 I need your head in the game. 9 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:19,793 You could just get the show to drop the charges. 10 00:00:19,818 --> 00:00:21,084 You guys got the car back, 11 00:00:21,109 --> 00:00:23,743 and I'm... and I'm paying off all the damages. 12 00:00:23,958 --> 00:00:25,768 Anna Martin's father's in the I.C.U. 13 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:28,354 - Your dad had a heart thing this morning. - I have to go home. 14 00:00:28,379 --> 00:00:30,526 I'm just asking about a few more hours here, okay? 15 00:00:30,551 --> 00:00:32,198 He's dead. 16 00:00:32,447 --> 00:00:34,481 - Husband. - What are you doing here? 17 00:00:34,506 --> 00:00:36,046 - Did you miss me? - Always. 18 00:00:36,071 --> 00:00:37,632 - Cynthia. - Hey. 19 00:00:37,657 --> 00:00:39,710 You look incredible. I'm pregnant. 20 00:00:39,951 --> 00:00:42,179 Were you not going to tell me? 21 00:00:42,204 --> 00:00:43,524 It's not what it looks like. 22 00:00:43,549 --> 00:00:45,888 I am done being the side-wife, 23 00:00:45,913 --> 00:00:48,247 and I am not waiting for you anymore. 24 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:48,905 Quinn. 25 00:00:48,930 --> 00:00:50,805 Screw this and screw you. 26 00:00:51,116 --> 00:00:53,329 Bethany. You owe me three months' back rent. 27 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:55,296 Here's your stuff. Except your laptop, that is. 28 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,804 You have 24 hours to pay me or the MacBook goes on Craigslist. 29 00:00:57,829 --> 00:00:59,882 No. There's things on there that could hurt people. 30 00:00:59,907 --> 00:01:00,967 Great reason to pay me. 31 00:01:00,992 --> 00:01:03,172 I read your unsent sappy love e-mail. 32 00:01:03,197 --> 00:01:05,443 Bethany, stop. Jeremy is engaged to Lizzie now. 33 00:01:05,468 --> 00:01:07,335 I also found the crew list. 34 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:10,585 Pay me by 10:00 P.M. or it goes live to all of them. 35 00:01:16,553 --> 00:01:18,340 Hello, ladies. 36 00:01:18,365 --> 00:01:20,832 So, this afternoon kicks off as all good dates do... 37 00:01:20,865 --> 00:01:21,863 with a cocktail party 38 00:01:21,888 --> 00:01:24,746 during which three of you will be chosen 39 00:01:24,771 --> 00:01:26,840 as guests for an intimate, romantic dinner. 40 00:01:26,865 --> 00:01:29,660 And out of those three, one lucky lady will be selected 41 00:01:29,684 --> 00:01:33,363 to enjoy a day-long date with yours truly. 42 00:01:33,504 --> 00:01:35,471 I won't be picking the winner 43 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:37,410 Or making any of the choices, in fact. 44 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:40,168 I'm leaving all of that to my best mate, Roger Lockwood. 45 00:01:40,254 --> 00:01:42,644 Roger, come on in and say hello. 46 00:01:42,669 --> 00:01:44,792 Well, thank you for having me here. 47 00:01:44,818 --> 00:01:47,309 From looking around, I can see that Adam is one lucky man. 48 00:01:47,333 --> 00:01:49,238 No one knows me better than Roger. He's like family. 49 00:01:49,263 --> 00:01:51,542 I know what he likes in a woman and what he needs. 50 00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:53,099 And that's a cut. 51 00:01:53,124 --> 00:01:56,154 - Okay, ladies, you can relax, have some water... - Hey, um, let's get interviews 52 00:01:56,179 --> 00:01:58,012 on Maya, Athena, and Mary. 53 00:01:58,037 --> 00:02:00,263 - Copy. - Okay, Adam, you can take 10. 54 00:02:01,119 --> 00:02:02,452 What? 55 00:02:02,477 --> 00:02:04,458 - Do you have something to say to me, or... ? - No, no. 56 00:02:04,483 --> 00:02:05,575 I was... I was just reflecting 57 00:02:05,601 --> 00:02:07,214 on how broad-shouldered Jeremy looks today. 58 00:02:07,238 --> 00:02:09,161 Oh, doesn't he, though? But still tender. 59 00:02:09,186 --> 00:02:10,279 I know. 60 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:11,662 Hey, do I have to remind you 61 00:02:11,687 --> 00:02:13,119 that I have the power to make or break you 62 00:02:13,144 --> 00:02:14,506 on national television? 63 00:02:14,530 --> 00:02:16,888 Oh, come on. That stuff you wrote to Jeremy... 64 00:02:16,913 --> 00:02:18,576 which you're a filthy girl, by the way... 65 00:02:18,601 --> 00:02:20,469 - people have to be able to take the piss out of you... - People. 66 00:02:20,494 --> 00:02:22,192 - Yeah. - Not you. 67 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,021 - Got it? - All right. 68 00:02:24,046 --> 00:02:24,978 Good. 69 00:02:32,650 --> 00:02:35,630 So, get bikinis and abs and... 70 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:37,935 Wow, somebody get some bronzer 71 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,248 and slap it on Roger's pasty ass. 72 00:02:40,273 --> 00:02:42,680 Can I get eyes on Adam, please? 73 00:02:42,705 --> 00:02:45,968 I think he's in wardrobe. 74 00:02:58,389 --> 00:03:00,756 Oh, God. Oh. 75 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:02,966 Oh, my God! 76 00:03:05,464 --> 00:03:08,039 Oh. 77 00:03:11,763 --> 00:03:12,763 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 78 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,357 Hey. Uh... 79 00:03:23,382 --> 00:03:25,190 Okay, it's all good. 80 00:03:25,215 --> 00:03:27,903 But you of all people should understand a little on-set romance. 81 00:03:27,929 --> 00:03:29,561 Don't. Don't. Don't do that. Don't. Stop. 82 00:03:29,586 --> 00:03:31,520 Honestly, what were you thinking? 83 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:33,933 Not a lot of thinking going on, I'm afraid. 84 00:03:33,958 --> 00:03:35,693 Clearly. It's just sort of old habits. 85 00:03:35,718 --> 00:03:38,619 And with Grace, I mean, I don't know what they teach in South America, but... 86 00:03:38,644 --> 00:03:40,177 - Okay, you know what? - It's like... 87 00:03:40,202 --> 00:03:41,842 sorry, no, I won't bore you with any of this. 88 00:03:41,867 --> 00:03:44,300 Just do me a favor and keep it in the pants, okay? 89 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:45,092 Prince Charming... 90 00:03:45,117 --> 00:03:47,389 he doesn't get his knob polished until he's in love. 91 00:03:47,457 --> 00:03:49,290 Hey, Rachel, I've got your paycheck. 92 00:03:49,315 --> 00:03:50,481 Thank you. 93 00:03:50,865 --> 00:03:52,882 - Man. We got to tell everybody. - Rach... 94 00:03:52,907 --> 00:03:54,594 Hey, whatever you guys are about to say, 95 00:03:54,619 --> 00:03:55,422 I don't want to hear it. 96 00:03:55,447 --> 00:03:58,233 Well, I was just about to tell you about Carl. Our D.P.? 97 00:03:58,816 --> 00:04:01,858 He's leaving, shooting an indie in New York. 98 00:04:01,919 --> 00:04:04,241 - Hey, Sam, I need you to look at this. - Eh. Yeah, I'll be right there. 99 00:04:04,266 --> 00:04:05,514 Oh, and here at last 100 00:04:05,539 --> 00:04:08,568 is our very own miss Austen if your nasty. 101 00:04:08,593 --> 00:04:11,304 "Dear Mr. Darcy, how much longer... " 102 00:04:11,328 --> 00:04:13,014 thank you. 103 00:04:13,563 --> 00:04:15,917 My, my, my, Goldberg, your love letter 104 00:04:15,942 --> 00:04:18,038 sure has everyone around here all hot and bothered. 105 00:04:18,063 --> 00:04:18,999 Mm-hmm. 106 00:04:19,024 --> 00:04:21,202 Um, by the way, Adam's Mike was open, 107 00:04:21,227 --> 00:04:24,210 and the sound guys say that Grace is a dirty talker, 108 00:04:24,235 --> 00:04:25,116 just like you. 109 00:04:25,141 --> 00:04:26,623 Yeah, well, I found them. It's over. 110 00:04:26,649 --> 00:04:28,554 Yeah, you're right it's over. 111 00:04:28,578 --> 00:04:31,350 Sluts get cut. All right? 112 00:04:31,375 --> 00:04:33,632 Nobody wants to take them home to their mommy. 113 00:04:33,657 --> 00:04:35,484 Grace is dead wifey walking. 114 00:04:35,508 --> 00:04:37,822 But you need to work on your girl Maya. 115 00:04:37,847 --> 00:04:39,382 I think that she's been laying low, 116 00:04:39,407 --> 00:04:40,715 but she has wife potential. 117 00:04:40,740 --> 00:04:42,061 But she's gonna need some prodding, 118 00:04:42,086 --> 00:04:44,553 so you need to get that one-on-one time with Adam right away. 119 00:04:44,578 --> 00:04:47,280 And she's a sommelier, classy, you got it. 120 00:04:47,305 --> 00:04:50,741 So then go and do it now! 121 00:04:50,766 --> 00:04:52,757 You, too! Go with her now! 122 00:04:52,782 --> 00:04:54,029 You, get out of my seat. 123 00:04:54,054 --> 00:04:55,253 Yes, ma'am. 124 00:04:55,278 --> 00:04:57,163 - Rachel. - Hmm? 125 00:04:57,188 --> 00:05:00,331 You sure are a little lightning rod for drama aren't you? 126 00:05:01,664 --> 00:05:04,432 It's a perfect time for you to disappear somewhere. 127 00:05:04,457 --> 00:05:06,608 Clock out. You're into triple overtime. 128 00:05:06,633 --> 00:05:08,780 What are you talking about? Wait a second. No, no, no. 129 00:05:08,805 --> 00:05:09,936 This is a big date. 130 00:05:09,961 --> 00:05:12,413 You're not gonna let me produce my girls, seriously? 131 00:05:12,438 --> 00:05:14,999 No, that was a rookie mistake letting Adam out of your sight. 132 00:05:15,024 --> 00:05:17,291 So, what, are you punishing me now? Is that what you're doing? 133 00:05:17,316 --> 00:05:18,843 You need sleep, okay? 134 00:05:18,867 --> 00:05:20,065 You're getting those crazy eyes again. 135 00:05:20,091 --> 00:05:21,242 You're no good to me like this. 136 00:05:21,267 --> 00:05:23,467 Quinn, Chet's looking for you. 137 00:05:23,664 --> 00:05:25,475 Crazy eyes? 138 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:26,464 Maybe 'cause of this. 139 00:05:26,489 --> 00:05:27,872 It's $189. 140 00:05:27,897 --> 00:05:29,712 Last season's meltdown wasn't cheap. 141 00:05:29,737 --> 00:05:32,944 That's why we can't afford another one, okay? 142 00:05:32,969 --> 00:05:34,905 Chet, can I get you to sign this? 143 00:05:35,302 --> 00:05:37,342 Got amazing plans for the weekend? 144 00:05:37,367 --> 00:05:39,530 It's Tuesday. I know that. 145 00:05:40,005 --> 00:05:42,092 I don't know. Tuesday's halfway there. 146 00:05:42,117 --> 00:05:44,292 Um, hey, you. 147 00:05:44,317 --> 00:05:46,183 You're the one with the dad, right? 148 00:05:46,208 --> 00:05:47,203 Well... 149 00:05:47,229 --> 00:05:48,797 Uh, yes. Yeah. 150 00:05:49,579 --> 00:05:51,579 I'm sorry for your loss. 151 00:05:51,933 --> 00:05:54,401 Thank you. Thanks. Yeah. 152 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:58,100 Well, he... he had a lot of health issues, so... 153 00:05:58,235 --> 00:06:01,046 What, he smoke cigarettes? 'Cause those things'll kill you. 154 00:06:01,071 --> 00:06:03,938 No, actually, it was pot. 155 00:06:03,962 --> 00:06:06,565 He's, uh... he was a huge stoner. 156 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:08,902 Oh. That's... 157 00:06:08,927 --> 00:06:10,406 Not good. 158 00:06:10,431 --> 00:06:11,446 No. 159 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:13,486 How old was he? 160 00:06:13,639 --> 00:06:17,920 Um... Oh, he was 48. 161 00:06:21,809 --> 00:06:23,242 Okay. 162 00:06:24,521 --> 00:06:26,294 - But seriously... - Hmm? 163 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:29,236 Go to the beach or something, 'cause you look like crap. 164 00:06:29,260 --> 00:06:30,343 Okay, that's not happening. 165 00:06:30,368 --> 00:06:33,169 I mean, I can't drive. I don't have any money. 166 00:06:33,194 --> 00:06:35,431 I mean, I have a D.U.I. do you remember? 167 00:06:35,456 --> 00:06:38,191 Are you seeing this? What is that? 168 00:06:38,216 --> 00:06:40,216 Looks like somebody's going on a binge. 169 00:06:40,241 --> 00:06:42,575 And that is her marker food. 170 00:06:42,607 --> 00:06:44,336 What's a marker? 171 00:06:44,736 --> 00:06:46,155 So, she knows when to stop 172 00:06:46,180 --> 00:06:47,643 when the orange comes back up. 173 00:06:47,668 --> 00:06:49,145 It means she got everything else out. 174 00:06:49,171 --> 00:06:50,637 It's a classic trick. 175 00:06:50,662 --> 00:06:52,529 Go get rid of them, and then get lost. 176 00:06:52,554 --> 00:06:54,253 I don't want to see you after that. 177 00:06:54,561 --> 00:06:56,002 Yeah, but if she doesn't have her marker, 178 00:06:56,027 --> 00:06:57,834 she's gonna hurl till she pukes her brains out. 179 00:06:57,859 --> 00:07:00,002 So? Our girls find our villain 180 00:07:00,028 --> 00:07:02,975 on the bathroom floor in a pool of her own puke. 181 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,900 It's good TV. 182 00:07:10,808 --> 00:07:12,174 Grace. 183 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:15,014 Grace. Grace, hey, listen to me. 184 00:07:15,039 --> 00:07:18,406 Look, I think that women should have any kind of sex they like, 185 00:07:18,431 --> 00:07:19,718 but if you want to win Adam, 186 00:07:19,743 --> 00:07:21,254 you're just gonna have to change your act. 187 00:07:21,279 --> 00:07:22,725 Okay? Around here, sluts get cut. 188 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:25,015 Whoa! I'm a slut? 189 00:07:25,122 --> 00:07:27,923 You should talk. That letter you wrote was... 190 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:30,319 Right, see, but I'm not on the show. 191 00:07:30,344 --> 00:07:32,948 Season 3, Brandy snuck into Jason's room naked. 192 00:07:32,973 --> 00:07:34,473 That night, she's on a plane. 193 00:07:34,498 --> 00:07:36,523 You just don't want Adam to be with me. 194 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:39,036 I've seen the way you look at him. 195 00:07:41,228 --> 00:07:43,875 Grace, come on, you're one of my girls. 196 00:07:43,900 --> 00:07:46,035 You win this thing, and it's a win for me, too. 197 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:48,819 If I could have your attention, please. 198 00:07:48,844 --> 00:07:53,366 Um, as you all may know, our D.P. Here is leaving us. 199 00:07:53,391 --> 00:07:54,991 Going to the big show, New York. 200 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:57,054 And I couldn't be happier for him. 201 00:07:57,078 --> 00:07:59,062 To Carl! To Carl. 202 00:07:59,338 --> 00:08:02,773 Okay, everybody, back to work. 203 00:08:05,778 --> 00:08:09,385 What? Think that should be you? 204 00:08:09,410 --> 00:08:12,078 No. I mean, the money would be good. 205 00:08:12,103 --> 00:08:14,103 Rachel said you're too good for this place. 206 00:08:14,543 --> 00:08:16,710 I told you, we hooked up once. 207 00:08:16,735 --> 00:08:18,726 And you know how much I regret it. 208 00:08:18,751 --> 00:08:20,262 - Hooked up? - Yeah. 209 00:08:20,295 --> 00:08:21,678 She was in love with you. 210 00:08:21,703 --> 00:08:23,897 And it kind of sounds like you were in love with her, too. 211 00:08:23,923 --> 00:08:24,985 According to Rachel, 212 00:08:25,010 --> 00:08:27,303 you talked about quitting and moving to New York together. 213 00:08:27,328 --> 00:08:31,063 We were drunk. We... we said a lot of shit. 214 00:08:31,088 --> 00:08:33,088 So, you're saying you never even thought about it. 215 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,144 - Thought about... ? - You never thought about leaving, 216 00:08:35,170 --> 00:08:37,062 D.P.ING movies like Carl. 217 00:08:37,310 --> 00:08:39,846 I mean, yeah, of course. Who wouldn't? 218 00:08:39,871 --> 00:08:43,686 I'm a... I'm gonna cam-op on a reality TV show. 219 00:08:43,711 --> 00:08:45,780 See, because you never said anything like that to me. 220 00:08:46,949 --> 00:08:48,949 I thought this was what you wanted. 221 00:08:49,389 --> 00:08:51,365 We're getting married, Jeremy. 222 00:08:51,390 --> 00:08:52,762 You said that we're buying a house together. 223 00:08:52,787 --> 00:08:55,739 W-w-we still are. Lizzie, Lizzie. 224 00:08:55,764 --> 00:08:58,286 You're making way too big of a deal out of this thing. 225 00:09:19,310 --> 00:09:22,121 Jeremy, I am so sorry, okay? 226 00:09:22,146 --> 00:09:23,313 And I am so mortified. 227 00:09:23,352 --> 00:09:25,674 I-I-I owed my roommate, like, all of this money, 228 00:09:25,698 --> 00:09:27,535 and so she... she... she took my computer hostage, 229 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:29,579 - and so when I didn't get the money... - God, there's always some story with you, Rach. 230 00:09:29,604 --> 00:09:31,918 Is that why you screwed over Anna? I saw last night's episode. 231 00:09:31,943 --> 00:09:34,301 - Yes, and I mean... - The girl's father died, you made her look like a psycho. 232 00:09:34,326 --> 00:09:37,168 I never would have done that, okay? But I had to get the money to Bethany. 233 00:09:37,193 --> 00:09:39,067 - It was too late, obviously. - Don't your rich-ass parents live across town? 234 00:09:39,092 --> 00:09:42,160 Couldn't you ask them for money? But, no, Quinn chums the water, and you're right there. 235 00:09:42,185 --> 00:09:43,113 It's not that simple, okay? 236 00:09:43,138 --> 00:09:44,623 Going home... it's not a good situation. 237 00:09:44,648 --> 00:09:46,679 - You know that. I just... I... - It can't be worse than here. 238 00:09:46,704 --> 00:09:48,598 Look, Rach, you talk a good game, but... 239 00:09:48,623 --> 00:09:50,594 I think you like it. 240 00:09:50,619 --> 00:09:52,170 Don't you? 241 00:09:53,086 --> 00:09:55,451 No, of course I don't like it. 242 00:09:55,751 --> 00:09:59,803 That crap about Quinn forcing your hand? 243 00:09:59,828 --> 00:10:01,322 You've got a meal ticket out. 244 00:10:01,347 --> 00:10:04,131 You wouldn't be here if you didn't like the taste of blood. 245 00:10:40,290 --> 00:10:42,791 Rachel, it's mom again. Call me back, please. 246 00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:45,683 This is the fourth message I've left for you. 247 00:10:54,055 --> 00:10:57,133 A nap, really? 248 00:10:57,158 --> 00:10:59,253 Oh, lunch was just too exhausting? 249 00:10:59,519 --> 00:11:02,405 You know that girl's father was two years older than me? 250 00:11:02,430 --> 00:11:03,823 He drops dead. 251 00:11:04,058 --> 00:11:06,816 Yeah, he had a history. You don't. 252 00:11:07,062 --> 00:11:10,791 We have too much stress. We're working too hard. 253 00:11:10,816 --> 00:11:12,855 No, I'm working too hard. 254 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:16,081 You're busy getting your wife knocked up and getting loaded. 255 00:11:18,773 --> 00:11:20,139 Come here. 256 00:11:20,164 --> 00:11:21,496 No, I have a budget meeting, 257 00:11:21,521 --> 00:11:23,121 and I have to go over these numbers. 258 00:11:24,364 --> 00:11:26,322 Cancel it. 259 00:11:26,803 --> 00:11:30,338 You need a break. Come here. Please. 260 00:11:40,426 --> 00:11:44,429 Get off of it. Get off the couch. Go on. 261 00:11:58,784 --> 00:12:04,074 You're the only thing in my life that I've ever done right. 262 00:12:05,556 --> 00:12:08,457 Don't get all sentimental. 263 00:12:08,482 --> 00:12:12,080 You've done me, all right... six ways to Sunday. 264 00:12:12,105 --> 00:12:16,340 That's not what I meant. You know it. 265 00:12:25,248 --> 00:12:27,615 Margaritas, senoritas? 266 00:12:31,991 --> 00:12:33,693 Hey, I'm off the clock. I've got my cell 267 00:12:33,717 --> 00:12:35,373 but I'm just gonna go crash, okay? 268 00:12:35,398 --> 00:12:37,292 What, don't you mean hide, hard core? 269 00:12:37,317 --> 00:12:39,221 Aww. 270 00:12:39,246 --> 00:12:40,310 Don't worry about it. 271 00:12:40,335 --> 00:12:42,168 When the dragon's away, the mice will play. 272 00:12:42,193 --> 00:12:44,814 My girls are moving on up. 273 00:12:44,839 --> 00:12:45,854 Bam! 274 00:12:59,267 --> 00:13:01,864 Really? Adam said that? 275 00:13:01,889 --> 00:13:02,552 He did. 276 00:13:02,577 --> 00:13:03,959 Adam wants to get to know you better. 277 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,566 He thinks you're wife material. 278 00:13:05,591 --> 00:13:07,252 You're beautiful. You know wine. 279 00:13:07,277 --> 00:13:09,244 I mean, he's opening a vineyard for God's sake. 280 00:13:10,066 --> 00:13:12,100 The problem is he doesn't get to pick the next date. 281 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,058 Roger does. 282 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:14,549 Right, yeah. I-I know. 283 00:13:14,574 --> 00:13:17,915 And Roger is... Kind of a slut. 284 00:13:17,941 --> 00:13:19,645 Oh. 285 00:13:19,670 --> 00:13:22,876 - No, I'm... I'm not saying you have to do anything. - Right. 286 00:13:22,901 --> 00:13:26,287 But, you know, if you want that one-on-one date with Adam, 287 00:13:26,312 --> 00:13:28,663 you got to... You know, come out of your shell a little bit. 288 00:13:28,688 --> 00:13:31,096 Right. Right. Yeah, okay. 289 00:13:31,121 --> 00:13:34,122 I-I brought liquid courage, if you need it. 290 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:36,735 I'll do one with you. 291 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,064 Okay, let's do it. 292 00:13:38,737 --> 00:13:39,952 Oh, gosh. 293 00:13:39,977 --> 00:13:41,635 - Here goes. - To you and Adam. 294 00:13:41,660 --> 00:13:42,620 Yes, to me and Adam. 295 00:13:42,645 --> 00:13:44,472 Okay. 296 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,525 Oh. 297 00:13:48,177 --> 00:13:50,116 Okay. Now go. Go get your man. 298 00:13:50,141 --> 00:13:51,868 Okay. Here goes. 299 00:13:51,893 --> 00:13:53,300 Okay. 300 00:13:55,391 --> 00:13:57,029 Here you go. 301 00:13:57,054 --> 00:13:58,348 Thank you. And for you. 302 00:13:58,373 --> 00:13:59,195 Oh, no thank you. 303 00:13:59,219 --> 00:14:00,832 Oh, it's fantastic. 304 00:14:00,857 --> 00:14:02,677 Excusez-moi. 305 00:14:02,702 --> 00:14:05,625 Do you mind if I steal the boys for a bit? 306 00:14:05,650 --> 00:14:08,484 Oh, thank you. I'll see you guys in a minute. 307 00:14:08,509 --> 00:14:11,877 Look at you. 308 00:14:33,422 --> 00:14:36,205 - Rachel. - Hi, mom. 309 00:14:36,231 --> 00:14:38,949 Oh, so good to see you, honey. 310 00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:43,617 Yeah. 311 00:14:47,706 --> 00:14:52,324 Oh, I am so sorry that I've been so shy. 312 00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:54,633 I'm normally not like this in real life. 313 00:14:54,658 --> 00:14:57,418 - No? What are you like? - Mnh-mnh. 314 00:14:57,443 --> 00:14:59,770 Mm... Actually, I'm a sommelier. 315 00:14:59,794 --> 00:15:01,327 I heard that. That's fantastic. 316 00:15:01,352 --> 00:15:02,447 I'm in the wine business. 317 00:15:02,472 --> 00:15:05,135 Well, I do live for a good drink. 318 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:09,095 Good food, good... Company. 319 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:11,821 You know, I'm a total hedonist. 320 00:15:11,846 --> 00:15:12,973 - Are you now? - Mm-hmm. 321 00:15:12,998 --> 00:15:14,030 I like that. 322 00:15:14,055 --> 00:15:15,480 And I'm impressed that any girl here 323 00:15:15,505 --> 00:15:16,769 would actually know what that word means. 324 00:15:16,794 --> 00:15:19,194 You are so terrible, aren't you? 325 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,119 Oh, he is. 326 00:15:21,144 --> 00:15:23,077 I don't think I'm drunk enough to enjoy him yet, though. 327 00:15:23,102 --> 00:15:25,169 Only one way to solve that, eh? 328 00:15:25,194 --> 00:15:26,704 - Yes, you got to catch up. - All right. 329 00:15:26,729 --> 00:15:28,113 All right. There you are. 330 00:15:28,138 --> 00:15:30,363 Thank you very much. 331 00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:31,237 To... 332 00:15:31,262 --> 00:15:32,614 Good company. 333 00:15:32,639 --> 00:15:34,473 - To good company. - To good company. 334 00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,990 Cheers. Mm. 335 00:15:38,607 --> 00:15:40,240 To a good time. 336 00:15:42,835 --> 00:15:44,501 Hey, baby. 337 00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,226 Hi, dad. 338 00:15:47,508 --> 00:15:49,561 What a pleasant surprise. 339 00:15:49,586 --> 00:15:52,449 Rachel was just telling me about the new... 340 00:15:52,474 --> 00:15:54,442 new, um... 341 00:15:54,467 --> 00:15:55,625 What do you call them? 342 00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:57,643 - Suitor. - Suitor, right. 343 00:15:57,668 --> 00:15:59,768 Ah. 344 00:16:00,477 --> 00:16:01,693 Oh! 345 00:16:01,718 --> 00:16:04,169 One of my students wrote a paper on your show. 346 00:16:04,194 --> 00:16:05,627 Absolutely fascinating. 347 00:16:05,652 --> 00:16:08,019 Well, it is not my show. 348 00:16:08,044 --> 00:16:11,359 And I'm sure it is a doozy. 349 00:16:11,384 --> 00:16:13,630 I can't remember the exact title of it, 350 00:16:13,655 --> 00:16:15,007 but it examines 351 00:16:15,033 --> 00:16:17,501 the psychological effects of bully TV. 352 00:16:17,526 --> 00:16:19,659 And as it pertains to your show, 353 00:16:19,684 --> 00:16:23,686 the effects of viewing women... As chattel. 354 00:16:23,711 --> 00:16:25,551 That is awesome. 355 00:16:28,376 --> 00:16:30,401 I'm sorry. You feel judged, don't you? 356 00:16:30,426 --> 00:16:32,458 - Don't do that, mom. - No, I know you know, so it's okay. 357 00:16:32,483 --> 00:16:36,785 Don't shrink me. Save it for your patients, okay? 358 00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:45,669 Want some? 359 00:16:45,694 --> 00:16:48,458 What happened to you taking better care of yourself? 360 00:16:48,483 --> 00:16:50,771 I am. That's the first of the day. 361 00:16:50,796 --> 00:16:53,063 I'm usually eight deep by now. You know that. 362 00:16:53,088 --> 00:16:55,700 Mm. That is impressive. 363 00:16:56,862 --> 00:16:58,608 You want to know what else is impressive? 364 00:17:00,571 --> 00:17:02,896 - Oh. - Huh? Huh? 365 00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:05,722 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. You ready for round two? 366 00:17:05,747 --> 00:17:08,215 All right. 367 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,778 Oh, okay, hold on. Hold on. 368 00:17:10,803 --> 00:17:12,303 Okay. 369 00:17:14,608 --> 00:17:17,344 Okay. 370 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,936 And you wanted to go to a budget meeting. 371 00:17:19,961 --> 00:17:22,848 Oh, silly me. Silly me. 372 00:17:24,997 --> 00:17:26,703 Okay. Here we go. 373 00:17:26,728 --> 00:17:28,161 Oh, God. 374 00:17:29,610 --> 00:17:31,952 Mm. Okay. 375 00:17:31,978 --> 00:17:34,809 Chet. Let's forget the condom, okay? 376 00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:35,887 Let's just do it. 377 00:17:35,912 --> 00:17:37,495 Just do it, okay? 378 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:40,106 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. 379 00:17:40,131 --> 00:17:42,008 No, no, no, no, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 380 00:17:42,033 --> 00:17:44,190 I don't know why I said that. I'm sorry. Don't be. Don't be. 381 00:17:44,216 --> 00:17:46,665 Okay. All right. Come on. 382 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:47,942 Yeah. 383 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,366 Ah! Come on! 384 00:17:50,911 --> 00:17:53,302 Ah! Ohh! 385 00:17:53,327 --> 00:17:54,997 - My chest. - What? 386 00:17:55,022 --> 00:17:56,622 - My chest. - What? 387 00:17:56,647 --> 00:17:58,216 - My chest. - What? What? 388 00:17:58,241 --> 00:17:59,685 Go on. 389 00:17:59,710 --> 00:18:01,068 My arm's tingling. 390 00:18:01,093 --> 00:18:03,826 What? Call 911. Call 911. 391 00:18:03,851 --> 00:18:06,045 - Aah! God. - Okay, okay. 392 00:18:06,070 --> 00:18:07,779 Uh, okay, uh... 393 00:18:07,804 --> 00:18:09,083 No, no, no, no, no. 394 00:18:09,108 --> 00:18:10,662 Come on. Come on. Hi. Hi. 395 00:18:10,687 --> 00:18:12,651 Yeah, I-I-I need an ambulance. I need an ambulance. 396 00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:16,990 Uh, a heart attack. Heart attack. 397 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,609 And action. 398 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:25,031 All right, Roger is finally ready to reveal 399 00:18:25,057 --> 00:18:26,266 the three lucky ladies 400 00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:29,522 that are gonna join Adam and him on a romantic dinner. 401 00:18:29,547 --> 00:18:31,847 Good luck. 402 00:18:31,872 --> 00:18:34,770 Well, all of you are incredible, 403 00:18:34,795 --> 00:18:36,914 but we can only dine with three of you. 404 00:18:36,939 --> 00:18:38,638 And those three are... 405 00:18:38,663 --> 00:18:43,761 Grace, Anna, and Maya. 406 00:18:44,622 --> 00:18:47,880 And that's a cut. We're gonna go again, ladies. 407 00:18:56,607 --> 00:18:59,107 Are you currently on any medication? 408 00:18:59,132 --> 00:19:00,758 Um... 409 00:19:00,784 --> 00:19:05,235 Ativan, Ambien, Cialis, and Diovan for blood pressure. 410 00:19:05,260 --> 00:19:08,161 Any history of heart disease in your family? 411 00:19:08,186 --> 00:19:09,302 Hmm? 412 00:19:09,327 --> 00:19:10,692 Oh, um... 413 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:13,518 Your grandfather, Ted, on your mom's side. 414 00:19:17,384 --> 00:19:19,851 We should really call your wife. 415 00:19:21,068 --> 00:19:23,102 Oh, I thought... 416 00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:28,398 Yeah... Uh... 417 00:19:30,429 --> 00:19:33,931 Mm. Well, I guess I'm a little old-fashioned that way. 418 00:19:33,956 --> 00:19:35,998 My mother stayed home and raised us 419 00:19:36,023 --> 00:19:37,510 when my sister and I were born. 420 00:19:37,535 --> 00:19:40,430 Well, I personally think that a mother should have a life outside of the house. 421 00:19:40,455 --> 00:19:43,390 Too much focus on the kids is just as bad as not enough. 422 00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:45,350 Do you, uh... do you agree, lovely? 423 00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:49,029 I think that it's a decision my husband and I will make together 424 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:51,455 when it comes time to cross that bridge. 425 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,797 Very sensible... On a very dull topic. 426 00:19:54,822 --> 00:19:56,638 Shall we, uh... shall we move on? 427 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:59,664 Agreed! Let's get this party started! 428 00:19:59,689 --> 00:20:00,482 Shall we? 429 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,980 Maya, what are you doing? 430 00:20:05,229 --> 00:20:06,214 Oh, my gosh. 431 00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:07,718 Now, that's what I'm talking about. 432 00:20:07,743 --> 00:20:09,630 Let's get this party started indeed! 433 00:20:09,655 --> 00:20:11,255 Come on! 434 00:20:12,553 --> 00:20:14,431 Rachel, please talk to me. 435 00:20:14,455 --> 00:20:16,158 Your roommate called, 436 00:20:16,183 --> 00:20:17,712 said you're three months behind in rent. 437 00:20:17,737 --> 00:20:19,036 Bethany called? 438 00:20:20,471 --> 00:20:22,071 What do you need? 439 00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,311 Um... $20,000? 440 00:20:24,336 --> 00:20:26,192 Yeah, I have had some legal issues. 441 00:20:26,217 --> 00:20:27,646 I mean, it was just a... 442 00:20:27,671 --> 00:20:29,661 it was just a misunderstanding, but, um... 443 00:20:29,947 --> 00:20:31,046 A loan? 444 00:20:31,071 --> 00:20:32,694 - You know, just a loan. - Mm-hmm. 445 00:20:32,719 --> 00:20:33,886 That would be really great. 446 00:20:33,911 --> 00:20:35,377 That would help me, um... 447 00:20:36,453 --> 00:20:40,264 You know, relieve a lot of pressure... At work. 448 00:20:41,927 --> 00:20:43,627 I could be a better me. 449 00:20:43,652 --> 00:20:46,339 Rachel, you know your father and I can help you... 450 00:20:46,364 --> 00:20:48,030 Mm-hmm. 451 00:20:48,274 --> 00:20:51,675 But not if you aren't willing to help yourself. 452 00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:54,601 You and I need to resume our sessions. 453 00:20:54,626 --> 00:20:57,907 Well, I already have a therapist. 454 00:20:57,932 --> 00:21:00,199 Yep. And bonus... she's not my mother. 455 00:21:00,224 --> 00:21:01,578 - Really? - Yeah. 456 00:21:01,603 --> 00:21:03,846 She works on the show, so... 457 00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:05,630 Oh. 458 00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:07,631 She's probably not even an M.D. 459 00:21:07,656 --> 00:21:09,544 I'm doing fine, and she's helping me out. 460 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,105 Really? Because you don't look fine. 461 00:21:11,130 --> 00:21:13,716 - You're very thin, you're drinking too much... - I'm doing a lot better. 462 00:21:13,741 --> 00:21:15,812 - And obviously not taking... - And, this, what you're doing right now... 463 00:21:15,836 --> 00:21:17,567 this isn't ethical, okay? 464 00:21:17,592 --> 00:21:18,989 You treating me... it's not ethical. 465 00:21:19,014 --> 00:21:21,565 Those rules are arbitrary, okay? 466 00:21:22,526 --> 00:21:25,627 Are you taking your meds? Which ones? 467 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,180 What am I prescribed for right now, 468 00:21:27,205 --> 00:21:30,294 because, uh, when we started out it was ADHD, 469 00:21:30,319 --> 00:21:32,486 then we moved on to bipolar. 470 00:21:32,511 --> 00:21:34,739 And what came next... was it borderline 471 00:21:34,764 --> 00:21:36,302 or narcissistic personality disorder? 472 00:21:36,327 --> 00:21:38,214 Because I always have a hard time with those two. 473 00:21:38,239 --> 00:21:40,977 I'm like constantly getting them confused. 474 00:21:41,002 --> 00:21:43,616 Well, it was very hard to pin down. 475 00:21:43,641 --> 00:21:45,941 You are a very tricky girl. 476 00:21:48,034 --> 00:21:50,731 - Can you feel the bubbles? - Oh, yeah. 477 00:21:52,154 --> 00:21:54,421 Sommelier. Oops. Excuse me. 478 00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:56,124 Sommelier, what's your, uh... 479 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:57,255 what's your name again, doll? 480 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:58,579 Maya. 481 00:21:58,604 --> 00:22:00,704 Maya, well, I'm-a yours-a, Maya! 482 00:22:00,729 --> 00:22:02,359 Oh! 483 00:22:02,385 --> 00:22:04,055 You're naughty! 484 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,179 Mate... 485 00:22:05,204 --> 00:22:06,786 Hey, you're making a fool of yourself. 486 00:22:06,811 --> 00:22:08,036 - I am? - Yeah. 487 00:22:08,061 --> 00:22:10,649 I'm not the one who signed up to a whorehouse on the telly. 488 00:22:13,510 --> 00:22:15,234 That's very sweet. 489 00:22:15,259 --> 00:22:16,906 Okay. 490 00:22:17,149 --> 00:22:20,851 Considering all your recent troubles, 491 00:22:20,876 --> 00:22:22,905 I think you should move back home for a while. 492 00:22:22,930 --> 00:22:24,996 Um, our work would progress much faster 493 00:22:25,021 --> 00:22:26,546 if you weren't under so much stress. 494 00:22:26,571 --> 00:22:27,985 - Inpatient, huh? - Yes. 495 00:22:28,010 --> 00:22:29,396 Yeah, just like you're doing with dad? 496 00:22:29,421 --> 00:22:31,090 'Cause what do you have him on? 497 00:22:31,115 --> 00:22:33,394 The guy is kind of seeming like a zombie. 498 00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:35,330 Oh, that is so not fair. 499 00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:39,057 Your father feels wonderful since he started Ceronix. 500 00:22:39,082 --> 00:22:43,170 Rachel, these disorders run in families. 501 00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:45,826 What I have learned from treating your father 502 00:22:45,851 --> 00:22:47,498 could really help you now. 503 00:22:51,151 --> 00:22:54,219 Rachel, I know you. 504 00:22:54,244 --> 00:22:56,557 I see what you're trying to hide 505 00:22:56,582 --> 00:22:59,115 and how exhausted it makes you. 506 00:22:59,140 --> 00:23:00,874 And it breaks my heart. 507 00:23:01,031 --> 00:23:02,730 There's no shame in it. 508 00:23:02,755 --> 00:23:05,661 You have a disease, period. 509 00:23:05,686 --> 00:23:09,239 - BPD is a chemical imbalance. This is not your fault. - Okay, well, Dr. Wagerstein says... 510 00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:11,271 - that I don't present BPD... - Oh, Dr. Wagerstein. 511 00:23:11,296 --> 00:23:12,958 Or any of the other things that you say that I have. 512 00:23:12,983 --> 00:23:14,911 She says that there's nothing wrong with me. That there's... 513 00:23:14,936 --> 00:23:17,857 Really? And I suppose that she is more qualified than your own mother. 514 00:23:17,882 --> 00:23:20,649 I am just asking for some money. 515 00:23:21,725 --> 00:23:23,158 And you can have it. 516 00:23:25,108 --> 00:23:27,919 - But we have to resume our sessions. - No, I can't, okay? I can't do it. 517 00:23:27,944 --> 00:23:31,411 - I am willing to do them over the phone... - I can't be your project anymore. 518 00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:33,200 - If you cannot absolutely... - And I know you don't approve, 519 00:23:33,225 --> 00:23:35,207 but I am damn good at what I do! 520 00:23:35,232 --> 00:23:38,633 And the reason you are so good at what you do... 521 00:23:38,658 --> 00:23:41,153 the manipulation, the attunement... 522 00:23:41,178 --> 00:23:42,941 that is the disease. 523 00:23:42,966 --> 00:23:44,432 Oh, God, Rachel. Look at me. 524 00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:46,758 Please, please, please look at me. 525 00:23:47,184 --> 00:23:49,843 Are you happy the way you feel right now? 526 00:23:51,466 --> 00:23:52,731 Oh, baby. 527 00:23:52,756 --> 00:23:54,072 Come here. 528 00:23:54,097 --> 00:23:55,863 Shh. 529 00:23:55,888 --> 00:23:58,722 Okay. 530 00:23:58,747 --> 00:24:00,614 Shh. 531 00:24:00,826 --> 00:24:04,507 You have to admit that you're sick 532 00:24:04,532 --> 00:24:07,199 before you can get better. 533 00:24:25,022 --> 00:24:26,522 Screw you. 534 00:24:26,547 --> 00:24:28,413 Screw you. 535 00:24:28,438 --> 00:24:31,472 Screw you. Screw you. 536 00:24:31,497 --> 00:24:35,180 Screw you. 537 00:24:43,550 --> 00:24:47,099 I'm sorry about before, about... All of this. 538 00:24:47,124 --> 00:24:50,075 Look... If you want to quit, 539 00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:53,207 - if you want to get out of here, I support you. - No, Lizzie. 540 00:24:53,232 --> 00:24:54,865 No, I mean it. 541 00:24:55,508 --> 00:24:59,676 Move to New York, work for Scorsese or somebody. 542 00:25:02,032 --> 00:25:04,633 You just have to move there with me... 543 00:25:05,206 --> 00:25:06,572 Not her. 544 00:25:06,597 --> 00:25:09,264 You'd do that? Are you serious? 545 00:25:09,970 --> 00:25:12,748 1,000%. Yeah. 546 00:25:12,773 --> 00:25:15,040 Come here. 547 00:25:20,431 --> 00:25:22,431 - Anyone else need a top-off? - I'll take some. 548 00:25:22,456 --> 00:25:23,957 I meant your top off. 549 00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:26,582 - Oh! Adam, save me. - Whoo! 550 00:25:26,607 --> 00:25:28,562 Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! 551 00:25:28,587 --> 00:25:32,356 Whoa, now, this is my idea of a party! 552 00:25:46,294 --> 00:25:49,430 Rog, rog. Remember, you're on TV. 553 00:25:49,455 --> 00:25:51,380 Yeah, American TV. Who watches that? 554 00:25:55,177 --> 00:25:57,068 Was this your idea? 555 00:25:57,093 --> 00:25:58,668 I just planted the seed. 556 00:26:00,051 --> 00:26:03,958 Maya! Maya! 557 00:26:03,984 --> 00:26:06,016 Maya! Maya! 558 00:26:06,041 --> 00:26:09,040 Maya! Maya! Maya! 559 00:26:09,065 --> 00:26:12,722 Maya! Maya! Maya! 560 00:26:12,747 --> 00:26:16,416 Whoo! Whoo! 561 00:26:16,441 --> 00:26:20,432 So, my friend Adam always thinks that I go to far. 562 00:26:20,457 --> 00:26:23,304 So, tell me... Is this too far? 563 00:26:36,663 --> 00:26:38,920 It's called mitral valve prolapse, 564 00:26:38,945 --> 00:26:41,064 and while it's not a serious condition, 565 00:26:41,089 --> 00:26:43,790 the symptoms can mimic a heart attack. 566 00:26:43,815 --> 00:26:45,248 Probably triggered by the cocaine... 567 00:26:45,273 --> 00:26:47,006 Oh, my God. 568 00:26:47,031 --> 00:26:48,737 I told you. 569 00:26:48,762 --> 00:26:51,537 Which we found a lot of in your blood. 570 00:26:52,019 --> 00:26:54,656 And you are not a young man anymore. 571 00:26:54,681 --> 00:26:56,013 Now, here's the good news. 572 00:26:57,358 --> 00:26:59,172 Talk. 573 00:26:59,197 --> 00:27:00,997 What?! 574 00:27:01,735 --> 00:27:05,236 Unbelievable. Okay, I will be there soon. 575 00:27:05,261 --> 00:27:08,076 Just keep a lid on it until I get back. 576 00:27:08,952 --> 00:27:10,276 Oh, hey. 577 00:27:10,301 --> 00:27:11,764 Huh. Listen, I'm... 578 00:27:11,789 --> 00:27:13,646 I'm really sorry about everything. 579 00:27:13,671 --> 00:27:17,439 Oh, I'm fine. How are you holding up? 580 00:27:18,209 --> 00:27:19,909 Okay. 581 00:27:19,934 --> 00:27:22,334 Uh, why? What do you mean? 582 00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:26,595 Well, I mean Chet's not easy, but... He needs you. 583 00:27:28,445 --> 00:27:31,921 Look, I've got the house, the cars, the vacations. 584 00:27:31,946 --> 00:27:34,313 Chet has you. 585 00:27:36,609 --> 00:27:39,944 But if you kill him with all this partying... 586 00:27:40,759 --> 00:27:43,206 I get $40 million in life insurance. 587 00:27:43,231 --> 00:27:45,206 What do you have? 588 00:27:47,161 --> 00:27:49,870 Actually, I wanted to thank you for sleeping with him. 589 00:27:49,895 --> 00:27:53,001 It is just one more thing off my to-do list, 590 00:27:53,026 --> 00:27:56,768 and it keeps him from wandering too far, so... 591 00:27:57,105 --> 00:28:00,881 Thanks, Quinn. You're a real class act. 592 00:28:07,197 --> 00:28:10,089 Make sure that all the girls in the hot tub keep their drinks filled 593 00:28:10,114 --> 00:28:12,513 and have drinks in their hands at all times. 594 00:28:12,538 --> 00:28:14,552 - I don't want to hear anything about them... - Hey. 595 00:28:14,577 --> 00:28:17,385 - All right? Go. - Hey, what's going on? 596 00:28:17,410 --> 00:28:19,726 Oh, it's just Roger and Adam partying with some of the girls. It's fine. 597 00:28:19,751 --> 00:28:21,391 Get them out of there now. 598 00:28:21,415 --> 00:28:24,591 Oh, I'm sorry. Did you not hear me? Now. 599 00:28:24,616 --> 00:28:25,827 I'm getting great footage. 600 00:28:25,852 --> 00:28:27,457 Oh, what with this music blasting? 601 00:28:27,482 --> 00:28:29,985 Because we can't use it. We can't edit around it, so shut it down. 602 00:28:30,010 --> 00:28:31,865 Or what? You're gonna tell Quinn? 603 00:28:31,891 --> 00:28:33,691 'Cause I think she'd be interested to hear 604 00:28:33,716 --> 00:28:36,337 that you drove off in a show van with a suspended license. 605 00:28:37,013 --> 00:28:41,497 You really do not want to mess with me right now. 606 00:28:41,522 --> 00:28:44,047 Shake it. Shake it. 607 00:28:44,072 --> 00:28:45,538 Whoo! 608 00:28:48,078 --> 00:28:50,249 - Hey... - Who did that? 609 00:28:50,274 --> 00:28:52,107 What happened to the music?! 610 00:28:52,132 --> 00:28:53,303 More champagne! 611 00:28:53,329 --> 00:28:54,314 Oh. 612 00:28:54,339 --> 00:28:55,795 - What the hell is this? - It's Rachel. 613 00:28:55,820 --> 00:28:56,852 Uh-oh. 614 00:28:56,877 --> 00:28:57,876 Huh, what is this? 615 00:28:57,901 --> 00:29:00,132 Uh, it's a party for Roger. 616 00:29:00,157 --> 00:29:01,556 Uh-huh. Who happens to be where? 617 00:29:01,581 --> 00:29:02,998 Uh, he's... 618 00:29:05,214 --> 00:29:06,446 Who's in there? 619 00:29:06,471 --> 00:29:07,864 We're all here except for Maya. 620 00:29:07,889 --> 00:29:09,556 They got her pretty plastered. 621 00:29:10,121 --> 00:29:12,793 Maya! 622 00:29:15,019 --> 00:29:17,236 It's Rachel. 623 00:29:19,688 --> 00:29:22,038 - You okay, babe? - Yeah. 624 00:29:22,063 --> 00:29:23,729 Come here. Just come here. 625 00:29:23,754 --> 00:29:25,562 I'm good. I'm good. 626 00:29:26,919 --> 00:29:29,090 I'm okay. Okay. 627 00:29:29,115 --> 00:29:30,614 Yeah. 628 00:29:33,082 --> 00:29:34,666 Sweetie, let me help you. 629 00:29:34,691 --> 00:29:37,413 All right? You've had too much to drink. 630 00:29:37,438 --> 00:29:39,760 - What the hell was that? - What do you think it was, mate? 631 00:29:39,785 --> 00:29:41,194 Turn it off, mate. 632 00:29:41,219 --> 00:29:44,382 Away from the cameras. 633 00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:46,671 It's not about the cameras. Why is she upset? 634 00:29:46,696 --> 00:29:48,135 I'm just trying to have a good time. 635 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,159 A good time? What the hell is that? 636 00:29:55,918 --> 00:29:58,686 There he is. Ready for round 2? 637 00:29:58,711 --> 00:30:00,208 Oh, come on. 638 00:30:00,233 --> 00:30:02,144 You're not still mad. She wanted it, mate. 639 00:30:02,169 --> 00:30:03,783 Maya was too drunk to walk. 640 00:30:03,808 --> 00:30:05,708 I don't need them on their feet, do I? 641 00:30:05,733 --> 00:30:07,900 Oh, you're disgusting. 642 00:30:07,925 --> 00:30:09,955 You made an ass out of me today. 643 00:30:09,980 --> 00:30:11,653 This show is my ticket. 644 00:30:11,678 --> 00:30:13,924 To what? 15 minutes of infamy? 645 00:30:13,949 --> 00:30:15,640 - Haven't you already had that? - Exactly. 646 00:30:15,665 --> 00:30:17,213 That's what I'm trying to repair, 647 00:30:17,238 --> 00:30:18,468 get my business back on track. 648 00:30:18,493 --> 00:30:20,526 There's only one way back, and you know it. 649 00:30:21,975 --> 00:30:24,160 Poppy still loves you, you know. 650 00:30:25,854 --> 00:30:28,289 Poppy was gone as soon as the money was. 651 00:30:28,314 --> 00:30:29,310 We were engaged. 652 00:30:29,335 --> 00:30:31,178 And not her fault you got caught with prosties, though. 653 00:30:31,203 --> 00:30:32,636 She kind of had to save face. 654 00:30:32,738 --> 00:30:35,939 She never returned any of my calls. 655 00:30:36,449 --> 00:30:37,925 Did she say something to you? 656 00:30:37,950 --> 00:30:39,950 Yeah, she's cooled off. She misses you. 657 00:30:39,975 --> 00:30:42,370 Just come back home, do the apology tour. 658 00:30:42,395 --> 00:30:43,793 You two belong together. 659 00:30:43,818 --> 00:30:46,305 Your father won't stay angry. It'll take a little groveling... 660 00:30:46,330 --> 00:30:48,468 my father, who ripped me in the press, 661 00:30:48,493 --> 00:30:50,364 stopped my mother and brothers from talking to me? 662 00:30:50,389 --> 00:30:51,232 I don't think so. 663 00:30:51,257 --> 00:30:53,152 All he wants is a respectable son, 664 00:30:53,177 --> 00:30:55,811 and this circus makes the whole family look bad. 665 00:30:58,864 --> 00:31:02,104 Oh, God. Did he send you? 666 00:31:02,758 --> 00:31:04,872 - So what if he did? - Oh, my God. 667 00:31:04,897 --> 00:31:06,496 That's proof right there he's willing to forgive. 668 00:31:06,521 --> 00:31:09,114 No. I have had enough of him 669 00:31:09,139 --> 00:31:11,506 controlling me with his checkbook. 670 00:31:11,531 --> 00:31:12,941 I have to be my own man. 671 00:31:13,890 --> 00:31:15,485 Don't you understand? 672 00:31:15,510 --> 00:31:18,437 We're trying to save you from being your own man. 673 00:31:18,516 --> 00:31:20,519 All you do is fail at it. 674 00:31:26,239 --> 00:31:27,939 I'm busy. 675 00:31:27,964 --> 00:31:30,498 I want Carl's job. I want you to get it for me. 676 00:31:30,523 --> 00:31:32,090 What? You've got Quinn's ear. 677 00:31:32,115 --> 00:31:33,450 You should have talked to her a long time ago. 678 00:31:33,475 --> 00:31:34,881 And commit you to this? No. 679 00:31:34,906 --> 00:31:36,172 - Rach. - Hmm? 680 00:31:36,197 --> 00:31:39,409 Getting out was your dream. It's not mine. 681 00:31:47,487 --> 00:31:50,368 Maya? Hey. 682 00:31:54,415 --> 00:31:56,596 You don't have to do this, okay? 683 00:31:56,621 --> 00:31:58,732 What are you talking about? I'm fine. 684 00:31:59,276 --> 00:32:01,589 Why don't you just tell me what happened? 685 00:32:01,614 --> 00:32:02,814 Nothing happened. 686 00:32:02,839 --> 00:32:04,570 Just drank a little too much. That's it. 687 00:32:04,595 --> 00:32:06,682 You don't feel like he forced himself on you? 688 00:32:06,707 --> 00:32:07,601 No, I don't feel like... God. 689 00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:11,023 Why make an even bigger deal out of this than it already is? 690 00:32:18,344 --> 00:32:21,272 You think I have any chance of staying? 691 00:32:21,297 --> 00:32:22,623 Of course. 692 00:32:22,648 --> 00:32:24,616 Look, Adam's not going to hold that Roger stuff against you. 693 00:32:24,641 --> 00:32:26,341 Go. 694 00:32:27,972 --> 00:32:29,920 What happened to you? 695 00:32:29,990 --> 00:32:32,871 Seems my good friend Roger isn't so good. 696 00:32:32,896 --> 00:32:34,629 - Or a friend. - Yeah, no kidding. 697 00:32:34,654 --> 00:32:37,750 I'm sorry, truly. That was... 698 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:39,673 Yeah. 699 00:32:43,685 --> 00:32:45,756 Can we get touches for Adam, please? 700 00:32:45,781 --> 00:32:46,899 - Okay, people, let's do this. - Copy. 701 00:32:46,924 --> 00:32:48,506 Can we get some final touches on Adam, please? 702 00:32:48,531 --> 00:32:49,993 Adam, how you doing? You warm enough? You okay? 703 00:32:50,018 --> 00:32:52,433 - Yeah, I'm good. - Okay, quickly, quickly. 704 00:32:52,458 --> 00:32:55,313 Touches quickly, quickly. Thank you so much. 705 00:32:57,328 --> 00:32:59,897 Everyone settle. 706 00:33:00,804 --> 00:33:01,970 Action. 707 00:33:01,995 --> 00:33:05,102 Ladies, it is now time for Roger 708 00:33:05,127 --> 00:33:07,781 to pick Adam's companion for the day-long date. 709 00:33:07,806 --> 00:33:09,373 Have you chosen well, Roger? 710 00:33:09,398 --> 00:33:11,365 Oh, indeed I have, Graham. 711 00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:13,790 Adam. 712 00:33:27,126 --> 00:33:28,826 Maya. 713 00:33:41,583 --> 00:33:43,650 Now it is time for the elimination round. 714 00:33:43,675 --> 00:33:45,556 Ladies, for five of you, 715 00:33:45,581 --> 00:33:48,164 this magical fairy tale ends tonight. 716 00:34:01,816 --> 00:34:04,875 This is my life. This sucks. 717 00:34:16,188 --> 00:34:18,696 - What a mess. - Yeah. 718 00:34:19,990 --> 00:34:21,243 Well... 719 00:34:22,292 --> 00:34:24,423 This footage is useless. 720 00:34:24,784 --> 00:34:28,351 Most of it is inane or covered in music, and... 721 00:34:28,818 --> 00:34:30,152 The other half of it 722 00:34:30,177 --> 00:34:33,152 makes Adam look like a romance-hating man-whore, 723 00:34:33,177 --> 00:34:34,224 which he might be, 724 00:34:34,249 --> 00:34:35,868 but it's really bad for the damn show. 725 00:34:35,893 --> 00:34:37,559 Hey. Look at me. 726 00:34:38,743 --> 00:34:40,261 Do you remember 727 00:34:40,286 --> 00:34:44,309 what you said to me when you came back? 728 00:34:44,334 --> 00:34:47,802 "I can do this, Quinn." 729 00:34:47,827 --> 00:34:49,413 And I believed you. 730 00:34:50,801 --> 00:34:52,309 Why are you angry at me? 731 00:34:52,334 --> 00:34:53,890 You're the one that put Shia in charge. 732 00:34:53,915 --> 00:34:55,348 Because. 733 00:34:55,373 --> 00:34:57,139 Look at you. 734 00:34:57,164 --> 00:34:59,965 I need you on the ball. 735 00:34:59,990 --> 00:35:02,004 And you can't even wash your own hair. 736 00:35:02,029 --> 00:35:03,953 That's not fair. 737 00:35:04,775 --> 00:35:08,224 But I guess it's my fault. 738 00:35:08,249 --> 00:35:10,050 I should have learned. 739 00:35:10,075 --> 00:35:11,248 Okay, I can... 740 00:35:11,273 --> 00:35:13,801 I can get it under control. I can take care of it. 741 00:35:15,047 --> 00:35:18,081 Okay, then, do it. 742 00:35:18,106 --> 00:35:20,611 'Cause I need an episode. 743 00:35:21,279 --> 00:35:24,625 Get me something I can use. 744 00:35:40,139 --> 00:35:42,099 Dr. Wagerstein, hi. 745 00:35:42,124 --> 00:35:43,404 - Hi. - Hi. Are you okay? 746 00:35:43,429 --> 00:35:44,937 It's kind of late. You're still here. 747 00:35:44,962 --> 00:35:46,546 Oh, uh, I was looking for you, actually. 748 00:35:46,571 --> 00:35:48,147 I-I've been watching footage. 749 00:35:48,172 --> 00:35:50,361 Anna's vomiting's getting worse. 750 00:35:50,386 --> 00:35:52,854 Oh, okay, yeah, um... 751 00:35:53,045 --> 00:35:55,091 I'll take a look at it. I'll get into it. Thanks. 752 00:35:55,116 --> 00:35:56,983 - Thanks for the head's up. - O-okay. 753 00:36:09,953 --> 00:36:12,126 Hey, Anna, how's it going? 754 00:36:12,151 --> 00:36:13,725 Hey. Good. 755 00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:15,078 - Yeah. - Yeah. How are you? 756 00:36:15,103 --> 00:36:15,993 I'm okay. 757 00:36:16,018 --> 00:36:17,684 Um, look... 758 00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:20,877 Grace is saying that she's a little bit worried about you. 759 00:36:22,441 --> 00:36:24,140 Grace? Why? 760 00:36:24,165 --> 00:36:26,899 Well, she's saying that she doesn't really see you eat. 761 00:36:26,924 --> 00:36:29,825 You know, and that your weight's been yo-yoing a little bit 762 00:36:29,850 --> 00:36:33,786 and, uh... Frankly, we've noticed, too. 763 00:36:35,291 --> 00:36:36,624 What? 764 00:36:41,414 --> 00:36:43,540 You have to admit that you're sick 765 00:36:43,565 --> 00:36:45,532 before you can get better. 766 00:36:48,302 --> 00:36:51,404 My dad just died. 767 00:36:53,737 --> 00:36:57,516 So, what do need to get this under control? 768 00:36:57,922 --> 00:37:00,055 Honestly? 769 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:01,141 Uh-huh. 770 00:37:01,166 --> 00:37:04,563 'Cause it's gonna sound completely mentally ill. 771 00:37:04,588 --> 00:37:06,684 Try me. I've heard... 772 00:37:06,709 --> 00:37:09,410 hell, I've said almost everything. 773 00:37:11,894 --> 00:37:13,961 Oh. 774 00:37:13,986 --> 00:37:16,364 - Cheesy puffs. - Cheesy puffs. 775 00:37:16,389 --> 00:37:18,827 Or just anything that's bright orange. 776 00:37:18,852 --> 00:37:20,485 Okay, I can do that for you. 777 00:37:20,510 --> 00:37:22,985 - Thank you. - Mm. 778 00:37:23,689 --> 00:37:25,623 God, I'm sorry. 779 00:37:25,648 --> 00:37:27,414 Hey. 780 00:37:27,439 --> 00:37:30,917 You don't have anything to say you're sorry about. 781 00:37:32,300 --> 00:37:35,229 But you do need to talk to grace. 782 00:37:35,254 --> 00:37:37,153 Why? 783 00:37:37,178 --> 00:37:38,972 Well, because she's turning Adam off 784 00:37:38,997 --> 00:37:41,764 with that shit she's talking, and it kills me. 785 00:37:41,789 --> 00:37:44,748 You know, you have a legit disease, Anna. 786 00:37:44,773 --> 00:37:47,684 That girl has never worked at being thin a day in her life. 787 00:37:47,710 --> 00:37:50,478 No kidding. 788 00:37:50,809 --> 00:37:52,442 So, listen... 789 00:37:53,084 --> 00:37:56,196 All that anger that you point towards yourself... 790 00:37:57,728 --> 00:38:01,733 Point it at the bitch who is ruining your future. 791 00:38:02,383 --> 00:38:04,661 So, what, Maya does Roger, 792 00:38:04,686 --> 00:38:06,620 so she gets the date with Adam? 793 00:38:06,699 --> 00:38:08,498 That's just... Blah. 794 00:38:08,523 --> 00:38:11,118 She's gonna fit right in at Buckingham Palace. 795 00:38:11,143 --> 00:38:14,044 Believe me. 796 00:38:21,464 --> 00:38:23,064 We should talk. 797 00:38:24,491 --> 00:38:26,324 Sounds about right. 798 00:38:34,213 --> 00:38:36,754 I'll meet you in the car in a few. 799 00:38:36,779 --> 00:38:38,646 Just let me wrap up. 800 00:38:38,671 --> 00:38:41,271 Sounds good. 801 00:38:46,989 --> 00:38:50,347 You did? Oh, my God, I love you. 802 00:38:50,373 --> 00:38:52,148 I'm dying right now. 803 00:38:52,173 --> 00:38:54,604 I'd do anything for a sleeping pill. 804 00:38:54,629 --> 00:38:56,132 Hi, Grace. 805 00:38:56,157 --> 00:38:57,044 Hi, honey. 806 00:38:57,069 --> 00:38:59,605 - Don't "honey" me. - What? 807 00:38:59,630 --> 00:39:01,296 You said that I'm fat? 808 00:39:01,321 --> 00:39:02,878 No. What? 809 00:39:02,903 --> 00:39:04,169 What do you even know about it? 810 00:39:04,194 --> 00:39:05,927 What's that supposed to mean? 811 00:39:05,952 --> 00:39:08,019 It means that you can eat whatever you want. 812 00:39:08,044 --> 00:39:09,977 You have your... your Greek omelet for breakfast, 813 00:39:10,002 --> 00:39:11,068 your cheeseburger for lunch... 814 00:39:11,093 --> 00:39:13,404 you don't even exercise, so you're barfing, too? 815 00:39:13,429 --> 00:39:15,902 Or you just have some freak metabolism? 816 00:39:15,927 --> 00:39:17,782 "Barfing, too"? 817 00:39:17,807 --> 00:39:19,966 No. I would never. 818 00:39:19,991 --> 00:39:22,058 And how do you know what I eat, anyway? 819 00:39:22,264 --> 00:39:24,718 I-I just do. I can't... I can't help that. 820 00:39:24,743 --> 00:39:25,876 Well, it's creepy. 821 00:39:25,901 --> 00:39:27,559 Mind your own business, barfer. 822 00:39:27,584 --> 00:39:30,485 I can't, grace. I am sick, okay? 823 00:39:30,510 --> 00:39:32,246 And you shouldn't go running your mouth 824 00:39:32,271 --> 00:39:33,813 about things you couldn't possibly understand. 825 00:39:33,838 --> 00:39:37,072 Oh, right, because I'm a model, my life is perfect and easy. 826 00:39:37,097 --> 00:39:38,495 Yeah, pretty much. 827 00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,086 Ladies, I'm sure we can work this out. 828 00:39:40,111 --> 00:39:42,454 You guys... I can't with control freaks like her 829 00:39:42,479 --> 00:39:44,316 pushing poor, dumb models around. 830 00:39:44,341 --> 00:39:46,036 The thing is, Grace, 831 00:39:46,061 --> 00:39:47,685 I don't actually think that you're dumb, 832 00:39:47,710 --> 00:39:49,410 but I guess you do. 833 00:39:49,435 --> 00:39:50,938 I mean, that's... that's probably why 834 00:39:50,963 --> 00:39:52,826 - You sucked your way to get where you are. - Oh, boy. 835 00:39:53,088 --> 00:39:55,380 - What did you just say to me? - Yeah. 836 00:39:55,405 --> 00:39:56,741 Oh, yeah, everyone, um, 837 00:39:56,767 --> 00:39:58,950 Grace here, she's been sucking Adam's... 838 00:39:58,975 --> 00:40:01,338 Don't you dare 839 00:40:01,371 --> 00:40:03,341 - talk about me like that in front of everyone, - What is wrong with you? 840 00:40:03,366 --> 00:40:05,185 - You stupid bitch. - You don't slap me. My God. 841 00:40:05,210 --> 00:40:07,169 - You don't hit me! - You keep my name out of your mouth! 842 00:40:07,194 --> 00:40:09,594 - You don't know anything about why... - You stupid, dumb, whiny bitch! 843 00:40:09,681 --> 00:40:11,314 Say my name again! 844 00:40:14,710 --> 00:40:18,504 Um, Quinn just asked me to tell you she can't make it. 845 00:40:18,530 --> 00:40:20,842 She ended up getting dragged into something. 846 00:40:20,867 --> 00:40:23,234 She said you should just head home. 847 00:40:35,938 --> 00:40:38,993 See? I knew you could do it. 848 00:40:41,628 --> 00:40:45,578 So, I heard that you went home. 849 00:40:45,603 --> 00:40:47,236 Yeah. 850 00:40:47,261 --> 00:40:50,401 - Hmm. - My mom thinks I'm seriously ill. 851 00:40:52,094 --> 00:40:54,368 Mental. 852 00:40:54,393 --> 00:40:57,356 There is nothing wrong with you. 853 00:40:57,381 --> 00:40:59,381 You're a genius. 854 00:41:02,699 --> 00:41:05,566 I'm never getting out of here. 855 00:41:06,202 --> 00:41:09,103 Why would you want to? 856 00:41:09,128 --> 00:41:11,193 You're home. 857 00:41:19,791 --> 00:41:22,491 That's good TV. 858 00:41:28,051 --> 00:41:33,418 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com -