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Listen up, folks!
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It's time to Stub out those cigarettes
and finish up your cocktails.
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I've just initiated our descent
into O' Hare.
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The weather down there is hot and muggy,
so I hope your bicentennial plans include...
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Too rough.
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Include a dip in the la.
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Fasten your seat belts,
good people.
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I'll have you at the gate in 30.
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- It'll blister.
- It's not that bad. How's, um...
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Tammy. Young, useless,
in tears, of course.
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I'll check in the back
for some burn cream.
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Goin' up to the spirit
in the sky...
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You okay, Tammy?
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Oh, I'm so embarrassed.
I just hate myself.
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Take it easy.
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It was an accident.
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Your shirt's ruined.
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It's okay. I have plenty.
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Your wife is going to kill me.
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My wife is going to love you.
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Your love is liftin' me higher...
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than I've ever been lifted before.
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Quench my desire and
I'll be at your side forever more...
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Now once I was downhearted disappointment
was my closest friend...
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Is everything okay?
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-Have any questions for me.
-Uh, no.
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-Congratulations, Bruce.
-That's it.
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Well, everything but the mortgage.
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Sorry, sorry. Got kind of caught up
in the moment there.
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No, no, I wish my little lady
were still as enthusiastic.
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I can't imagine why
she wouldn't be.
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Don't forget to let me know when you
and the missus have that housewarming.
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I'm gonna give our guest
a ride home.
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It was really nice meeting you,
Mrs. Decker.
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-Uh, you're really, um...
-You, too.
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-What's so interesting.
-Our new neighbors.
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They look happy.
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Yeah, I was just thinking
the same thing.
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I'll be right back.
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God, Herit comes.
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Drop me back at the train.
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Can't you take the rest of the day.
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Not really the right sage to send my
first week on the new job.
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This is going to change everything,
isn't it, Bruce?
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Only for the better.
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Hey, take these.
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Ready. On three.
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-Three.
-Oh, come on. Get back here!
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Swingtown
Season 1, Episode 1
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88 cents a pound.
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Why is it, whenever we have a block party,
I always draw the most expensive item at the picnic.
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Why don't we switch.
I'll bring the meat and you can get the corn.
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We may not be able to afford a mansion off the lake,
but we can certainly bring for a few hamburgers.
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You have any extra
cardboard boxes in the back?
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Oh, sure, Mrs. Miller.
You want big, all, medium.
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Whatever you can spare.
We're moving this weekend.
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To a lakeside mansion.
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That's right, Frank. My butler will be
doing the shopping from now on.
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I'll let them by the side door.
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Hi, how are you doing today?
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You're going to miss me,
you know.
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No, I'm not, 'cause I'm only moving
a few blocks away.
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Ricky, off.
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Last thing you need is more sugar--
put it back.
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-Mom.
-Rick.
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Cart, too, BJ.
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D, hurry up; you still have that
whole basement to pack.
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If it's only three blocks,
then why do you even need to move at all?
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They say change is good.
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To be honest, I feel like I'm ready
for the next thing, you know.
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Hmm, guess I've always been
happy with the way things are.
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You know, all this time,
I had no idea you were so unsatisfied.
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Hi, how are you?
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I have a coupon for that.
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Samantha.
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Where are you?
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Samantha.
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I need you to run to the A and P.
We're out of tin foil.
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Come on in and
I'll give you some money.
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Hurry it up.
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Just a few more minutes, guys.
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I know some of you are heading
out of town for the fourth,
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so we'll hold off talking about your
essays till next week.
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It's the only long weekend we get
during summer session, so...
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celebrate your freedom wisely.
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Looking forward to it, Laurie.
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I'm not going anywhere.
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This weekend.
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My family's moving, so, I guess,
technically, I am going somewhere.
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Just a few blocks, but still.
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My dad is such a capitalist.
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Uh, that's it, everyone,
come on, bring them up.
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Mr. Stephens.
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Have a good weekend.
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Oh, you, too, Laurie.
Good luck with the move.
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What are you doing here, Logan?
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Giving you a ride, if you hop I wasting
a day off if you don't.
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You're stoned.
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-Uh, pomade, dye.
-Things you put on your hair.
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Uh, butter,
uh, sheets.
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Things that you spread.
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$10,000.
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Sorry that took so long.
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Kid lives way out in Schaumburg
at her parents' house.
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-You believe that?
-Yes.
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What was her name again?
Cammy? Kimmy?
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Something like that.
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She had a name tag.
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Tammy. But she will probably be fired
after her performance today,
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or at least kicked down to
commuter service.
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Seems me you enjoyed her
performance just fine.
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Are you jealous?
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You know you are the only
stewardess for me.
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Jerk.
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Let's just keep it in our age
bracket for awhile, okay.
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Done.
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Darling, if you want me to be closer to you,
get closer to me...
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-Honey.
-In the bedroom.
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Kids around. Thought could swing
them by the house.
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BJ's across the street,
Laurie's not back yet.
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Even better.
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Let's head over without them.
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Might be the only time we get the
new house all to ourselves.
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Bruce, do I seem unsatisfied to you.
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What are you
talking about?
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We--we got everything we
err... wanted.
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Nothing. Forget I said it.
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So... what do you say?
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Mom.
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Just leave it in the hall.
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And stop breaking into that
house next door.
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The new family moves in tomorrow.
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I can't believe these were hiding
in your basement the whole-time.
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Your dad's a perv.
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He'll also be a murderer if he
finds out we swiped these.
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Relax, we timed it so he'll think the
movers stole 'em. It's perfect.
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You know, this chick looks
just like Betsy Burdis.
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No way.
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I'm not talking about the face.
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-I should send in a polaroid of her.
-Like she'd give you one.
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I'm telling you, if her mom hadn't come home last week,
we'd have gone all the way.
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You and Betsy Burdis. Right!
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What you doing, Ricky?
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Go away, dad!
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Why is this door locked?
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It's open.
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Everything okay in here.
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Fine. What do you want.
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Can't give a hello to the
old man after work.
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Hi. Can you go now?
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BJ, your mother just called.
She's running late with dinner.
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I'll set another place.
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It's your lucky day, pal.
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My wife's famous Sloppy Joes tonight,
am I right?
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Every Friday. Go, wash up!
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Where the heck
did you get this?
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Nowhere.
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Some kid.
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Don't let your mother
catch you with this.
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She'd have a coronary
on the spot.
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Let's do this right.
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Welcome home, Mrs. Miller.
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I swear, if your back goes out...
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Bruce, I'm a mess.
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Who's complaining?
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The windows.
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Okay. Pick whatever
room you want.
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They're all ours.
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Hey, hey, what's the matter
with your head, yeah...
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Bruce, please. Hold on,
give me two seconds to catch up.
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Okay, one... two.
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Bruce... Bruce, just hold on.
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What. What is the problem?
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It's easier for you to get there,
you know that, and, and...
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just not always so easy to keep
you there once I join in.
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Low-blow.
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I... I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean it like that.
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How did you mean it?
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Hi. We were just heading out for a run,
and you pull up.
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I think we're interrupting.
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No, my husband was ju... we-we were just...
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we'll come back.
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No, it's fine, really...
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-I'm Susan.
-Trina Decker.
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This is my husband Tom.
We live right across the street.
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-Bruce Miller.
-Hi.
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Welcome to the neighborhood.
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Dom Perignon.
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I'm afraid we don't have
any glasses.
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Well, tell you what.
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If you'd like to share,
why don't you bring it to our party tomorrow night.
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Come either way, we'll light some fireworks,
you can make some new friends... whatever you're into
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-Tomorrow's going to be a long day.
-We'll try to make it.
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Great.
I'm guessing you have children.
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Two.
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Well, you might want to get a sitter.
This party will go late.
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Hey, I'm heading over to Schaeffer's
to pick up the booze.
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-Need anything while I'm out.
-Aspirin.
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And a pack of 100s.
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So what do you think
of our new neighbors?
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Well, they seem nice.
Good-lookin'.
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My guess is they hit it big in the market;
not huge.
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You think they'll
show tonight?
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-Why, you interested?
-I don't know yet.
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Seemed a little straight and narrow.
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Might be kind of a tough sell.
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So yeah is boring.
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Ricky, get rid of those things
before you lose a finger.
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Hello.
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Hi, Logan. I guess you get the honor of the
last phone call in the old house-- hold on!
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Laurie, Logan's on the phone.
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Hey, what's happening?
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We're at the bitter end, mercifully.
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I don't know, can we decide later?
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Because I'm standing in the living room
with my mom staring at me.
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Okay, bye.
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What is it you think
you can't say in front of me?
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Mom, can you just not? Please!
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00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:33,620
No, I can't 'just not!'
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This has been going on all summer.
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Things getting serious.
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Logan hasn't read a book
since he finished high school.
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He can barely hold a five-minute
conversation with me.
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Well, it's not the conversation
I'm worried about.
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He's an older boy.
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Times have changed, mom.
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Women can decide if and
when they want to have sex with someone.
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So, are you.
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Having sex.
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You say that like it's the worst thing
a person could do.
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That's not an answer.
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Look, I get that I'm the same age that you
were when Dad knocked you up,
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but you don't need to worry,
'cause I'm smarter than that.
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I know you are.
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I just-- I want you kids to have happy,
healthy lives.
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It keeps me up at night.
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You know there are
better things to do at night.
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Okay, that's everything.
I sent the truck ahead.
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Hey, dad,
what's the last book you read.
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The last book. I, uh...
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I thumbed through the shark parts of Jaws.
Does that count?
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What do you think, mom?
Does that count?
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BJ.
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So, anyone have any final words
to say for the old casa.
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00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,470
Nah, me, neither.
249
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,880
Come on, let's hit it.
250
00:18:04,890 --> 00:18:07,340
-Bruce, just a sec.
-What.
251
00:18:07,350 --> 00:18:11,430
I'm still going to check upstairs
in case I left anything.
252
00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:14,270
There's nothing up there, babe,
I double-checked...
253
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,220
Actually, dad,
could you get this for me?
254
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,570
It's kind of heavy.
255
00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:21,030
I swear, between you and
your mother...
256
00:18:22,630 --> 00:18:25,460
I call the room
farthest from them.
257
00:19:06,530 --> 00:19:07,890
Excellent.
258
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:14,130
I think it was
this'll be great.
259
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:17,970
Are you trying to be ironic?
260
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:21,530
That's your department, Laur.
I just like the song.
261
00:19:24,670 --> 00:19:27,420
This is so humiliating.
262
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,330
Hey, I'm going to get you.
263
00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:32,290
Hey. Be right back.
264
00:19:35,430 --> 00:19:36,680
Need a hand there, big shot.
265
00:19:36,690 --> 00:19:38,890
You're about the only guy
I'm going to miss around here, Rog.
266
00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:40,150
I wish you could come with us.
267
00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:44,140
If you, uh, need some help backing out,
I'll make sure you don't hit any kids.
268
00:19:44,630 --> 00:19:46,960
See ya.
269
00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:49,470
What the heck is
keeping your mother?!
270
00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:59,360
Susan.
271
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:05,870
Uh, it's a scrapbook.
Mostly pictures.
272
00:20:05,890 --> 00:20:09,500
Uh, pressed flowers from your garden,
some of my recipes.
273
00:20:09,510 --> 00:20:12,680
Janet, that is so thoughtful.
274
00:20:15,770 --> 00:20:18,500
I know, I know--
I'm being ridiculous.
275
00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:20,850
It's just you...
276
00:20:20,870 --> 00:20:24,380
you've been my best friend for so,
so long...
277
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,240
that's not going to change.
278
00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:31,770
Everybody's waiting, Sue.
279
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:35,530
Go, go, go.
280
00:20:47,590 --> 00:20:50,440
what'd I, nothing left, huh.
281
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:17,210
I'll call you.
282
00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:20,650
Take it easy. Bye.
283
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:29,220
Funny days in the park,
every day's the fourth of July...
284
00:22:27,210 --> 00:22:28,370
Hello.
285
00:22:28,670 --> 00:22:30,040
It's me.
286
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:33,270
Just wanted to see if you went home
with a blue ribbon for your apple pie.
287
00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:35,340
Four years in a row.
288
00:22:35,340 --> 00:22:37,240
How's it going over there?
289
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:39,320
I keep thinking we had
to have more tuff.
290
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:42,030
This place is so big.
291
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,550
Keep us together so, uh,
what are you doing for dinner tonight?
292
00:22:46,550 --> 00:22:49,000
God, I haven't even thought about it.
293
00:22:49,570 --> 00:22:50,870
Bruce just walked in.
294
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:54,290
He wanted me to apologize
for missing the barbeque.
295
00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:56,650
Tell him I understand.
296
00:22:56,650 --> 00:22:58,970
It was a big day.
297
00:22:59,660 --> 00:23:01,580
Can I call you later?
298
00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:03,070
I'll be here.
299
00:23:03,070 --> 00:23:05,220
Okay. Bye.
300
00:23:07,110 --> 00:23:08,340
How's old Janet?
301
00:23:08,340 --> 00:23:09,830
It's her wrists yet.
302
00:23:09,830 --> 00:23:13,480
Janet may be a handful,
but she is the most loyal person I know.
303
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,360
Loyal or clingy.
304
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:16,310
Stop it.
305
00:23:16,310 --> 00:23:18,230
Okay, okay.
306
00:23:19,740 --> 00:23:21,390
You know...
307
00:23:22,710 --> 00:23:25,770
Things are pretty damn good
for us right now.
308
00:23:27,170 --> 00:23:31,130
Here's to you and me,
enjoying every minute off.
309
00:23:39,260 --> 00:23:41,390
Let's go to the neighbors
party tonight.
310
00:23:41,390 --> 00:23:42,600
Start things off right.
311
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:43,940
We can't leave BJ by himself.
312
00:23:43,940 --> 00:23:45,790
He's a big boy; he'll be fine.
313
00:23:45,790 --> 00:23:48,240
Okay if I go to the movies tonight.
314
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,610
Absolutely.
315
00:23:51,610 --> 00:23:53,230
My treat.
316
00:23:53,230 --> 00:23:54,460
Big date.
317
00:23:54,460 --> 00:23:55,730
Just Rick.
318
00:23:55,730 --> 00:23:57,660
Don't you have any other friends
than that, kid?
319
00:23:57,660 --> 00:23:59,200
Do you want me to
give you a ride, honey?
320
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,210
We're going to bike.
321
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,390
See how well that worked out.
322
00:24:08,590 --> 00:24:11,380
Those things are all nitrates.
323
00:24:11,380 --> 00:24:14,080
Worse than cigarettes.
324
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,820
What are you doing here, Mr. Stephens?
325
00:24:18,820 --> 00:24:20,470
It's still a public beach,
last ickheed.
326
00:24:20,470 --> 00:24:21,710
No...
327
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:24,370
I mean, yeah, but...
328
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:27,170
don't think it's weird,
running into one of your students here.
329
00:24:27,170 --> 00:24:29,250
I mean, not weird, just...
330
00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:31,190
out of context.
331
00:24:31,190 --> 00:24:32,310
Right.
332
00:24:32,310 --> 00:24:37,040
I should warn you, I also go to the supermarket,
the post office, and the occasional Dylan concert.
333
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,960
Dylan. Really.
334
00:24:41,130 --> 00:24:43,430
Did you read my essay yet?
335
00:24:43,850 --> 00:24:45,550
I did.
336
00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:47,110
That doesn't sound like an 'A'.
337
00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:48,360
You didn't follow the assignment.
338
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:49,320
Why?
339
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,440
Because Tropic of Cancer isn't
approved source material.
340
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,260
No. Henry Miller's a master.
341
00:24:53,260 --> 00:24:56,170
You were supposed to choose one
tertiary example of kierkegaardian freedom,
342
00:24:56,170 --> 00:24:58,900
and then one from your
own personal experience.
343
00:24:59,750 --> 00:25:02,720
Unless you and Anais Nin were pals,
you didn't answer the question.
344
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:05,430
Anais Nin is so much more
interesting than I am.
345
00:25:05,430 --> 00:25:08,180
Nothing I've done comes close
to what she writes about.
346
00:25:08,180 --> 00:25:10,640
Guess you have to work on that.
347
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:13,940
That your boyfriend?
348
00:25:13,940 --> 00:25:15,170
Yeah...
349
00:25:15,170 --> 00:25:17,090
not really.
350
00:25:17,090 --> 00:25:19,230
Um, I should go.
351
00:25:19,230 --> 00:25:21,810
Hey, happy Independence Day!
352
00:25:25,370 --> 00:25:29,360
My makeup bag went missing,
so I had to borrow Laurie's.
353
00:25:33,790 --> 00:25:35,770
Too much.
354
00:25:35,770 --> 00:25:37,580
Are you kidding?
355
00:25:51,830 --> 00:25:52,710
Knock, knock!
356
00:25:52,710 --> 00:25:53,910
Hi, guys.
357
00:25:53,910 --> 00:25:55,180
What are you doing here?
358
00:25:55,180 --> 00:25:57,670
Thought you might want the extra brats
and burgers from the cookout.
359
00:25:57,670 --> 00:25:59,940
Leave-overs... now that's a
housewarming gift.
360
00:25:59,940 --> 00:26:02,040
Hey, we also brought a six-pack.
361
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,490
I'm just messing with you, Rog.
Much appreciated.
362
00:26:04,490 --> 00:26:05,610
Hey, I wish we knew you were coming.
363
00:26:05,610 --> 00:26:07,190
We were just stepping out.
364
00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:08,760
So it seems.
365
00:26:09,130 --> 00:26:11,530
When you said you didn't have
any plans tonight, I thought...
366
00:26:11,530 --> 00:26:15,310
Well, the new neighbors invited us
over for a drink. That's all.
367
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:16,700
Well, don't...
368
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:18,740
Let us stand in your way.
369
00:26:18,740 --> 00:26:21,390
Out with the old, in with the new.
370
00:26:21,620 --> 00:26:23,490
Why don't you join us?
371
00:26:23,490 --> 00:26:25,090
We won't know a soul there.
372
00:26:25,090 --> 00:26:26,220
Oh, no, no, that's...
373
00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:28,550
Are you sure?
374
00:26:28,550 --> 00:26:32,630
The invitation seemed open enough,
didn't it, Bruce?
375
00:26:34,350 --> 00:26:36,850
Well, I suppose, if, uh...
376
00:26:36,850 --> 00:26:41,740
Roger can borrow one of Bruce's shirts,
unless barbeque stains are the new fashion.
377
00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:44,330
Me on.
378
00:26:53,050 --> 00:26:54,330
Couldn't you have
put on some aftershave?
379
00:26:54,330 --> 00:26:57,000
You smell like
lighter fluid.
380
00:26:59,870 --> 00:27:02,430
Hey, it's the new kids in town.
381
00:27:02,430 --> 00:27:03,520
Susan and...
382
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:04,600
Bruce.
383
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:05,780
Bruce.
384
00:27:05,780 --> 00:27:06,990
We were hoping you guys
could make it.
385
00:27:06,990 --> 00:27:08,480
I hope you don't mind,
we brought some old friends.
386
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,950
Old neighbors, actually.
387
00:27:10,950 --> 00:27:13,150
The more the merrier.
388
00:27:39,690 --> 00:27:42,970
You know, you and Tommy would
really got it figured out, Trine.
389
00:27:43,670 --> 00:27:47,730
The guy has no idea how luck
he has it with you.
390
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,380
Susan, hi.
391
00:27:50,380 --> 00:27:52,450
You two get settled in okay.
392
00:27:52,450 --> 00:27:54,010
The best that we could.
393
00:27:54,010 --> 00:27:56,440
Our old furniture barely fills
half the new house.
394
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,740
Maybe you could give my wife
some decorating tips.
395
00:27:58,740 --> 00:28:01,250
Sure. Call a decorator.
396
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,100
Who'd up for a Harvey Wallbanger?
397
00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:04,590
Sounds like a winner.
398
00:28:04,590 --> 00:28:05,490
Gimlet for me.
399
00:28:05,490 --> 00:28:07,720
I'll just have a chablis.
400
00:28:12,870 --> 00:28:15,900
Oh, Trina, this is Janet. Janet's my old--
401
00:28:15,900 --> 00:28:17,870
Say 'old neighbor' one more time,
I'm going to go home and hang myself.
402
00:28:17,870 --> 00:28:21,350
I was going to say, my friend who
used to live across the street.
403
00:28:21,350 --> 00:28:26,180
And that lug of a man who lumbered off
without introducing himself is my husband Roger.
404
00:28:26,430 --> 00:28:28,490
How about a tour?
405
00:28:28,490 --> 00:28:29,750
You, um...
406
00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:31,860
Sure. I'll just wait here
for my husband.
407
00:28:31,860 --> 00:28:34,080
Yeah, I'll just wait.
408
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,150
Let's go.
409
00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:46,480
I'm getting eaten alive.
410
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:47,610
Do you have any bug spray?
411
00:28:47,610 --> 00:28:50,420
If anyone's biting you tonight,
it's going to be me.
412
00:28:50,420 --> 00:28:51,780
You're a pig.
413
00:28:51,780 --> 00:28:53,650
You like it.
414
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,910
Cool!
415
00:29:01,910 --> 00:29:04,350
Maybe, if you're a sixth-grader.
416
00:29:04,350 --> 00:29:07,020
How far up your butt does
that stick go?
417
00:29:07,020 --> 00:29:07,860
Sorry.
418
00:29:07,860 --> 00:29:11,310
Warm beer and bottle rockets
don't really do it for me.
419
00:29:11,310 --> 00:29:12,530
What is with you tonight?
420
00:29:12,530 --> 00:29:15,040
All of the sudden,
you act like you're too cool to hang.
421
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,450
Too bored is more like it.
422
00:29:17,450 --> 00:29:22,910
Boring is wasting the entire summer
taking some English class you don't even need.
423
00:29:22,910 --> 00:29:24,190
Philosophy.
424
00:29:24,190 --> 00:29:26,410
Same difference.
425
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:28,300
You know what?
426
00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:30,170
You're an idiot.
427
00:29:30,170 --> 00:29:33,170
You don't know anything about me.
428
00:29:33,170 --> 00:29:36,560
Know enough to get in your
pants every night.
429
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:45,330
Where you going?
430
00:29:45,330 --> 00:29:47,650
Laur.
431
00:29:56,060 --> 00:30:00,720
# You can call it another
lonely day #
432
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:11,760
And this is the bedroom.
433
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,120
Oh, Trina, thank God!
434
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:14,770
Do you have any coke?
435
00:30:14,770 --> 00:30:16,880
Oh, no, honey,
never when I host.
436
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:18,790
But I think Bud Green has plenty.
437
00:30:18,790 --> 00:30:21,280
But just watch out,
he's more handsy than usual.
438
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,200
I'm sorry. You two met?
439
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:25,130
Oh, Gail Saxton,
this is Susan Miller.
440
00:30:25,130 --> 00:30:27,800
Susan just moved into the
house next door to you.
441
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,610
Do you have any coke?
442
00:30:30,580 --> 00:30:32,070
Sorry.
443
00:30:32,070 --> 00:30:34,700
Honey, I think
Stu's looking for you.
444
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:37,630
Big surprise.
445
00:30:38,330 --> 00:30:39,770
She's harmless.
446
00:30:39,770 --> 00:30:41,740
Miserable, but harmless.
447
00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:44,200
I keep saying they should open up
their marriage like everyone else,
448
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:47,280
but her husband's a little uptight.
449
00:30:47,670 --> 00:30:49,820
You and Tom have an open marriage.
450
00:30:49,820 --> 00:30:51,560
We, don't you?
451
00:30:52,430 --> 00:30:54,860
No, Bruce would go ape
if I cheat on him.
452
00:30:54,860 --> 00:30:59,170
Oh, well, it's not cheating...
453
00:30:59,170 --> 00:31:03,770
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00:32:02,460 --> 00:32:05,680
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471
00:32:24,890 --> 00:32:26,970
He was the devil.
472
00:32:26,970 --> 00:32:29,520
You think your dad would kill you
if you were possessed.
473
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,190
Definitely.
474
00:32:31,190 --> 00:32:33,260
Mine would puss out.
475
00:32:34,010 --> 00:32:35,810
Want to sleep over tonight?
476
00:32:37,780 --> 00:32:38,870
Bastard!
477
00:32:38,870 --> 00:32:39,930
You lying little jerk.
478
00:32:39,930 --> 00:32:40,540
Betsy.
479
00:32:40,540 --> 00:32:42,530
Don't you say my name!
480
00:32:42,530 --> 00:32:43,880
Hey.
481
00:32:44,650 --> 00:32:47,460
You told your maggot little friends
that you're doing it with me.
482
00:32:47,460 --> 00:32:48,330
No...
483
00:32:48,330 --> 00:32:49,360
Bull!
484
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:50,860
Say you're a liar.
485
00:32:50,860 --> 00:32:51,870
Say it.
486
00:32:51,870 --> 00:32:52,650
Stop.
487
00:32:52,650 --> 00:32:55,650
I--I made it up. I'm sorry.
488
00:32:55,650 --> 00:33:01,260
If you ever even say my name again,
I swear, you're dead.
489
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:08,920
I'll go get somebody.
490
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,040
Don't...
491
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:11,780
You're bleeding!
492
00:33:11,780 --> 00:33:14,590
Leave me alone.
493
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:18,820
Are you deaf?
Get out of here?
494
00:33:27,670 --> 00:33:30,340
I can get you into the pump room,
the chop house.
495
00:33:30,340 --> 00:33:34,080
You want a membership to the Playboy club,
give me a call.
496
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,730
Mile high club,
talk to this guy.
497
00:33:36,730 --> 00:33:39,350
But I can get you
the girl.
498
00:33:40,030 --> 00:33:41,900
Thanks.
499
00:33:47,030 --> 00:33:48,400
I'm going to go look
for Susan.
500
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,260
I'll be right here.
501
00:33:50,260 --> 00:33:52,440
What about your old man?
502
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,110
Sent him home.
503
00:33:58,410 --> 00:34:00,990
Think I'm going to the basement.
504
00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:06,310
What's in the basement?
505
00:34:06,310 --> 00:34:07,740
Playroom.
506
00:34:07,740 --> 00:34:10,080
Give me a hand with the fireworks.
507
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,670
Sure.
508
00:34:29,670 --> 00:34:33,560
Your, uh... your new neighbors
are really something.
509
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,420
I'll say.
510
00:34:41,390 --> 00:34:43,220
Uh, Trina?
511
00:34:43,220 --> 00:34:44,470
Uh, I was trying to find Susan.
512
00:34:44,470 --> 00:34:46,240
Have you seen her?
513
00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:47,850
She was heading towards the basement.
514
00:34:47,850 --> 00:34:51,170
Down the hall, second door on the left.
515
00:35:12,330 --> 00:35:14,590
You having fun.
516
00:35:16,260 --> 00:35:19,180
Trina gave me a quaalude.
517
00:35:20,810 --> 00:35:23,230
You're kidding.
518
00:35:23,230 --> 00:35:25,260
How do you feel?
519
00:35:25,260 --> 00:35:26,830
So far, so good.
520
00:35:26,830 --> 00:35:29,110
Good.
521
00:35:30,510 --> 00:35:34,920
You wouldn't believe what she suggested.
522
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:43,280
Actually, uh, I--I think Tom
suggested the same thing.
523
00:35:43,790 --> 00:35:44,860
It's...
524
00:35:44,860 --> 00:35:47,500
it's crazy, right?
525
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:52,530
Right.
526
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,050
Hurry. Hurry. Hurry.
527
00:36:08,310 --> 00:36:10,330
I know.
528
00:36:15,530 --> 00:36:18,960
Why don't you kick the shoes off,
mom, and join the party?
529
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,250
Roger, we are leaving right now.
530
00:36:39,250 --> 00:36:42,660
-Wh--what's wrong?
-You won't believe what kind of party this is.
531
00:36:42,660 --> 00:36:43,630
We don't...
We don't belong here.
532
00:36:43,630 --> 00:36:47,050
You have no idea
what kind of people these are.
533
00:36:47,980 --> 00:36:49,530
Susan, I'm not kidding.
534
00:36:49,530 --> 00:36:50,770
They are...
535
00:36:50,770 --> 00:36:52,810
sick.
536
00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:57,730
We're gonna stay.
537
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,060
Where is it?
538
00:37:28,900 --> 00:37:30,760
My ring.
539
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,030
I know you have it.
540
00:37:50,190 --> 00:37:52,920
That looks like a wedding ring.
541
00:37:54,650 --> 00:37:56,950
It was. My dad's.
542
00:37:56,950 --> 00:37:58,080
And is he dead?
543
00:37:58,080 --> 00:37:59,630
I don't know. Or care.
544
00:37:59,630 --> 00:38:01,080
Then why do you keep it?
545
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:04,960
To remind me not to do anything stupid
like get married.
546
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:08,490
Or talk to people like you.
547
00:38:10,230 --> 00:38:13,140
Are you running away?
548
00:38:15,130 --> 00:38:19,340
You should mind your own business.
549
00:38:34,690 --> 00:38:37,420
Anyone need a drink?
550
00:38:42,750 --> 00:38:45,770
I'm good.
551
00:38:46,850 --> 00:38:49,310
Bruce.
552
00:38:50,180 --> 00:38:52,220
No!
553
00:38:54,310 --> 00:38:59,660
# And leave tomorrow behind #
554
00:39:14,950 --> 00:39:17,710
You have great hands, Susan.
555
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:21,060
Soft.
556
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:32,130
# Fly me high through the starry skies #
557
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:45,520
# Mmaybe to an Astral plane cross
the highways of fantasy #
558
00:39:46,700 --> 00:39:52,000
# Help me to forget today's pain... #
559
00:39:52,870 --> 00:39:57,330
Why don't the four of us go
someplace a little quieter?
560
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:16,920
# Ooh-ooh, dream weaver, I believe
we can reach the morning light, #
561
00:40:17,810 --> 00:40:23,800
# Though the dawn may be coming soon, #
562
00:40:24,590 --> 00:40:30,180
# There still may be some time, #
563
00:40:31,450 --> 00:40:35,640
# Fly me away to the bright
side of the moon... #
564
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:36,630
Why don't you come to bed?
565
00:40:36,630 --> 00:40:39,080
Because we live in a pigsty.
566
00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:42,740
Don't...
567
00:40:42,740 --> 00:40:45,100
touch me.
568
00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:53,340
Ricky...
569
00:40:55,270 --> 00:40:56,490
Oh, my God!
570
00:40:56,490 --> 00:40:58,190
Go, get some towels.
571
00:40:58,190 --> 00:40:59,920
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
572
00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:02,660
It's all right, it's all right.
573
00:41:04,790 --> 00:41:18,840
# I believe we can reach the morning light,
dream weaver... #
574
00:41:45,970 --> 00:41:52,280
# I can see clearly now
the rain has gone, #
575
00:41:53,740 --> 00:41:59,890
# I can see all obstacles
in my way, #
576
00:42:01,530 --> 00:42:07,230
# Gone are the dark clouds
that had me blind, #
577
00:42:07,230 --> 00:42:14,460
# It's gonna be a bright,
a bright bright bright sunshiny day, #
578
00:42:15,070 --> 00:42:22,550
# it's gonna be a
bright bright bright bright sunshiny day, #
579
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:31,060
# I think I can make it
now the pain is gone, #
580
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:39,930
# All of the bad feelings
have disappeared, #
581
00:42:40,210 --> 00:42:46,360
# Here is that rainbow
I've been prayin' for, #
582
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:53,390
# It's gonna be a bright,
bright sunshiny day... #
583
00:42:55,190 --> 00:42:57,710
I'm gonna take a shower.
584
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:10,410
# I think I can make it
now the pain is gone, #
585
00:43:11,060 --> 00:43:18,300
# All of the bad feelings
have disappeared. #
586
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:24,400
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587
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588
00:43:28,430 --> 00:43:30,550
Swingtown
Season 1, Episode 1