1 00:01:11,593 --> 00:01:16,593 Subtitle corrections by caioalbanezi Sync'd for SNEAkY by CookiesMonsta 2 00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:20,726 - Morning, Suzanne. - Morning. 3 00:02:20,809 --> 00:02:22,644 Hope you have a good writing day. 4 00:02:22,728 --> 00:02:25,898 Hey, lady, that new chapter, che figata! 5 00:02:25,981 --> 00:02:28,984 I really love how Edwina outsmarted the orgasmator. 6 00:02:29,067 --> 00:02:31,694 It's like a shout-out to Barbarella, but still totally new. 7 00:02:31,779 --> 00:02:34,406 Yeah... meant to do that. 8 00:02:34,489 --> 00:02:36,867 She has a beautiful mind. 9 00:02:36,950 --> 00:02:39,161 Yeah, sick as fuck, but beautiful. 10 00:02:39,244 --> 00:02:42,122 Is it really possible to live on nothing but cum? 11 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:44,541 Only if it's Admiral Rodcocker's cum. 12 00:02:44,624 --> 00:02:49,254 Oh, yeah, you know, and that dude has some extra protein. 13 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:50,964 It's gonna be a long day for you, Rabbi. 14 00:02:51,048 --> 00:02:53,633 Got over 70 inmates keeping kosher now. 15 00:02:53,716 --> 00:02:55,343 Out of? 16 00:02:55,427 --> 00:02:57,595 - Two hundred-something. - Wow. 17 00:02:57,679 --> 00:02:58,680 Oy vey. 18 00:02:59,514 --> 00:03:02,725 You brought in a rent-a-rabbi. 19 00:03:02,810 --> 00:03:04,061 Well... 20 00:03:04,144 --> 00:03:07,022 technically, all rabbis are for rent, if you think about it. 21 00:03:07,105 --> 00:03:08,982 Weddings, bar mitzvahs. 22 00:03:09,066 --> 00:03:11,568 You know, this one just specializes in corporate inquiry. 23 00:03:11,651 --> 00:03:15,030 Corporate inquiry... truly God's work. 24 00:03:15,113 --> 00:03:16,198 Everything's cool, buddy. 25 00:03:16,281 --> 00:03:20,035 He's just gonna come in, sit down with the inmates who eat kosher, 26 00:03:20,118 --> 00:03:23,288 have a little convo... get to know them. 27 00:03:23,371 --> 00:03:25,790 Test whether they're Jewish or not. 28 00:03:25,874 --> 00:03:27,084 You're really obsessed with tests. 29 00:03:27,167 --> 00:03:31,839 I'm pretty sure we don't get to second-guess people's religious beliefs. 30 00:03:31,922 --> 00:03:33,882 Something about the Bill of Rights. 31 00:03:33,966 --> 00:03:35,217 Oh, that old thing. 32 00:03:36,759 --> 00:03:38,428 Kidding, you know. 33 00:03:38,511 --> 00:03:40,013 But also not, you know. 34 00:03:40,097 --> 00:03:44,810 I mean, there is some legal gray area, and I love me some gray area. 35 00:03:44,893 --> 00:03:47,896 Yeah, you're one giant gray area. 36 00:03:47,980 --> 00:03:50,398 Acting all chummy, all big brother, 37 00:03:50,482 --> 00:03:53,193 but actually, you're... 38 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:54,361 Big Brother. 39 00:03:54,444 --> 00:03:58,365 You are really stuck on this hierarchy stuff, Joe. 40 00:03:58,448 --> 00:04:00,533 Someone must have really done a number on you. 41 00:04:00,617 --> 00:04:02,577 Yeah, she sure did. 42 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:05,497 You're okay now, buddy. You're on the MCC team. 43 00:04:05,580 --> 00:04:08,375 I'm gonna be watching out for you. 44 00:04:08,458 --> 00:04:09,792 We'll all be watching. 45 00:04:09,877 --> 00:04:12,212 That's what Big Brother says. 46 00:04:30,647 --> 00:04:33,608 Fuck, Norma. How do you do that? 47 00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:35,485 She always makes me cry, too. 48 00:04:35,568 --> 00:04:37,404 It's a miracle. 49 00:04:41,950 --> 00:04:44,744 Damn, there ain't enough Norma to go around. 50 00:04:44,827 --> 00:04:47,497 Hey, Club Waco, beat it. 51 00:04:47,580 --> 00:04:50,500 Yeah, I'll handle this. Thank you. 52 00:04:50,583 --> 00:04:51,960 The Charismatic Catholics 53 00:04:52,044 --> 00:04:54,963 need an extra half hour this morning to learn a new hymn, 54 00:04:55,047 --> 00:04:56,548 so if you could just move along... 55 00:04:56,631 --> 00:04:58,341 I don't know sign language. 56 00:04:58,425 --> 00:05:01,636 She's saying we signed up. We got a right to be here. 57 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:06,391 I'm sorry, I'm not clear on what religion you're all practicing. 58 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:10,228 It's a new faith, but we don't have a name yet. 59 00:05:10,312 --> 00:05:11,854 Christians were new once, too. 60 00:05:11,939 --> 00:05:14,566 And after hundreds of years of private worship, 61 00:05:14,649 --> 00:05:15,858 several great schisms, 62 00:05:15,943 --> 00:05:17,777 and thousands of people martyring themselves, 63 00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:21,073 it became a focused belief system... 64 00:05:21,156 --> 00:05:22,324 with a name. 65 00:05:22,407 --> 00:05:23,783 Hey! 66 00:05:25,493 --> 00:05:27,537 We got a belief system. 67 00:05:29,456 --> 00:05:31,583 We believe in kindness and acceptance. 68 00:05:33,126 --> 00:05:34,461 And... 69 00:05:35,170 --> 00:05:36,338 finding the peace within 70 00:05:36,421 --> 00:05:40,550 that can then radiate out into the world and create change. 71 00:05:40,633 --> 00:05:42,052 And through silent meditation, 72 00:05:42,135 --> 00:05:45,930 we address the roar of pain and loneliness and tame it. 73 00:05:46,931 --> 00:05:50,518 And through reflection, we can see nothingness... 74 00:05:50,602 --> 00:05:54,564 and in nothingness, we find clarity... we have faith. 75 00:05:58,860 --> 00:05:59,944 In what... 76 00:06:00,445 --> 00:06:02,364 Her? 77 00:06:02,447 --> 00:06:06,534 There's no body of the principles. They're too big to be contained. 78 00:06:06,618 --> 00:06:08,328 So, you're atheists. 79 00:06:08,411 --> 00:06:09,746 I ain't no fucking... 80 00:06:14,042 --> 00:06:16,586 I don't think you're ready to understand. 81 00:06:16,669 --> 00:06:19,589 Look, sitting around meditating doesn't make you a religion. 82 00:06:19,672 --> 00:06:21,549 It makes you a meditation club. 83 00:06:21,633 --> 00:06:24,802 Ooh. "Meditation Club." that's not a bad name for us. 84 00:06:24,886 --> 00:06:28,181 Okay, this one needs to be our first martyr. 85 00:06:28,265 --> 00:06:31,101 - Look at this fucking thing. - It's like a giant mouth. 86 00:06:31,184 --> 00:06:32,685 It's opening, it's closing. 87 00:06:32,769 --> 00:06:36,648 - You're fucked up, Zeke. - Yeah, no shit, Nancy Drew. 88 00:06:36,731 --> 00:06:38,650 I think it's, "No shit, Sherlock." 89 00:06:38,733 --> 00:06:42,904 Sherlock shits by the seashore. 90 00:06:42,987 --> 00:06:44,031 The plastic's kinda melty. 91 00:06:44,114 --> 00:06:47,492 Peanut butter cups and meth, it's like Red Vines and Dr. Pepper. 92 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:50,453 This is the fucking life. 93 00:06:50,537 --> 00:06:53,873 I don't know why anyone ever goes back. All those rules. 94 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:57,252 I feel bad for the ones that don't even know that this is here. 95 00:06:57,335 --> 00:07:01,214 They think that's reality, but this is the real reality. 96 00:07:01,298 --> 00:07:03,300 Real reality. 97 00:07:03,383 --> 00:07:04,676 Real-eality. 98 00:07:04,759 --> 00:07:06,719 Plus, those fucking beards. 99 00:07:06,803 --> 00:07:09,931 - Hey, give me a bag. - 20 bucks. 100 00:07:10,015 --> 00:07:13,101 - I got 15. - That's nice. 101 00:07:13,185 --> 00:07:16,188 Hey, White Trash Federline, tell your girl to be more polite. 102 00:07:16,271 --> 00:07:18,356 - I'm a frequent flier. - Fuck off, Sam. 103 00:07:19,857 --> 00:07:22,319 Federline is White Trash Federline, you fucktard! 104 00:07:30,410 --> 00:07:33,038 - It kind of looks like a mouth. - Totally. 105 00:07:33,121 --> 00:07:35,290 Like, the flames are the teeth. 106 00:07:35,373 --> 00:07:38,168 And the black part there, that's the door. 107 00:07:38,251 --> 00:07:40,795 - A door to where? - Hell, I guess. 108 00:07:40,878 --> 00:07:42,255 Isn't that where we're all going? 109 00:07:43,590 --> 00:07:48,553 Hey, everybody! I just put a roofie in my own drink. 110 00:09:22,647 --> 00:09:24,566 Mother, I'm back. 111 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:37,119 Gloria! 112 00:09:38,955 --> 00:09:40,415 Grab a knife. 113 00:09:40,498 --> 00:09:42,834 It's almost time to milk the shit sacks. 114 00:09:42,917 --> 00:09:44,836 Terrific. 115 00:09:44,919 --> 00:09:49,216 Beautiful card I have for you. A beauty, a doll. 116 00:09:49,299 --> 00:09:51,008 You're welcome. 117 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:53,636 - I don't need it. - I thought you'd need that. 118 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:54,721 Mmm-mmm. 119 00:09:55,722 --> 00:09:58,140 Gloria. Gloria Mendoza. 120 00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:01,269 I'm sorry, but I'm done for real this time. 121 00:10:01,353 --> 00:10:02,395 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 122 00:10:02,479 --> 00:10:04,397 - I thought you and I were cool. - We are not cool. 123 00:10:04,481 --> 00:10:07,734 Michael was arrested. He spent the night in holding. 124 00:10:07,817 --> 00:10:09,902 What? What happened? 125 00:10:09,986 --> 00:10:13,030 He and your son beat the crap out of some kid. 126 00:10:13,114 --> 00:10:14,491 The boy might lose an eye. 127 00:10:14,574 --> 00:10:17,869 - Was Benny arrested, too? - I don't know. 128 00:10:17,952 --> 00:10:19,287 But I raised a sweet little boy, 129 00:10:19,371 --> 00:10:22,249 who cried when he found out there was no Easter Bunny. 130 00:10:22,332 --> 00:10:25,001 And now suddenly, he's a thug. 131 00:10:25,084 --> 00:10:27,003 You saying this is on my boy? 132 00:10:27,086 --> 00:10:30,047 I'm saying he can find his own ride from now on. 133 00:10:31,341 --> 00:10:32,925 I knew I was right. 134 00:10:33,009 --> 00:10:35,887 Hmm, why I always gotta have these conversations 135 00:10:35,970 --> 00:10:38,515 with sharp objects in my hand? 136 00:10:38,598 --> 00:10:40,099 You need to get out of here, 137 00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:42,143 before you add another 100 years to my sentence. 138 00:10:42,227 --> 00:10:46,147 So, you gonna cut me, huh? 139 00:10:46,231 --> 00:10:47,732 I wonder where Benny gets it. 140 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,025 Oh, man, you know what? 141 00:10:49,108 --> 00:10:52,445 Your son is fucking 15 years old, and there is no fucking Easter Bunny. 142 00:10:52,529 --> 00:10:55,448 And if you think that my son killed the fake-ass rabbit, 143 00:10:55,532 --> 00:10:57,659 then you're living in a fucking fantasy. 144 00:10:57,742 --> 00:10:59,286 Who needs a knife? 145 00:10:59,369 --> 00:11:01,954 She'll die from eating today's lunch. 146 00:11:03,748 --> 00:11:04,791 Gin. 147 00:11:07,377 --> 00:11:09,421 Looks like a nice one. 148 00:11:09,504 --> 00:11:10,838 Huh? 149 00:11:10,922 --> 00:11:12,674 The sun's coming out, I mean. 150 00:11:12,757 --> 00:11:16,010 And I got a shitload of red velvets back at the shop about to go stale. 151 00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:17,595 Oh, yeah? So what? 152 00:11:17,679 --> 00:11:18,888 I know, I know. 153 00:11:18,971 --> 00:11:20,973 A lot of red velvet haters out there all of a sudden. 154 00:11:21,057 --> 00:11:23,851 Some serious backlash. 155 00:11:23,935 --> 00:11:27,855 But I know some hungry ducks who might enjoy 'em. 156 00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:30,733 One hungry duck in particular. 157 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:35,738 - I mean you. - Yeah, I got it. 158 00:11:35,822 --> 00:11:37,031 I got it. 159 00:11:38,282 --> 00:11:40,284 - What's up your ass? - Nothing. 160 00:11:41,202 --> 00:11:42,787 Nothing whatsoever, Officer Coates. 161 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:46,791 I'm just standing here, doing my job, being a professional prisoner. 162 00:11:47,417 --> 00:11:51,338 So, I suggest you do your job and guard me professional-like. 163 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:01,305 - Yo, what'd I miss? - Yo, they're saying Judy's going down. 164 00:12:01,389 --> 00:12:02,974 Yeah, she is. 165 00:12:03,057 --> 00:12:05,935 I've heard that she steals her recipes. 166 00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:08,020 I've heard she has a husband and a lover, 167 00:12:08,104 --> 00:12:10,189 and they all live in the same house. 168 00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:11,649 She cheats on Bill? 169 00:12:11,733 --> 00:12:14,110 Well, is it cheating if they all live together? 170 00:12:14,193 --> 00:12:16,779 Wait, do they all sleep in the same bed? Like, the three of them? 171 00:12:16,863 --> 00:12:18,030 See, I don't believe it. 172 00:12:18,114 --> 00:12:20,617 If that lady were getting it on the regular with two dudes, 173 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:23,828 she would not be sweating a rosemary garnish. 174 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,204 You never know. 175 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:27,248 Yo, right on time! 176 00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:30,460 Um, actually, I'm here for them. 177 00:12:31,836 --> 00:12:34,506 First, she joins the Church o' Crazy Eyes, now this? 178 00:12:34,589 --> 00:12:36,298 Whatever makes her happy. 179 00:12:36,383 --> 00:12:37,384 - God bless. - Mmm. 180 00:12:37,467 --> 00:12:38,968 Or Norma bless, I guess. 181 00:12:39,051 --> 00:12:41,095 So, as I was saying... 182 00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:43,097 we need to come up with a list of commandments 183 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,432 so that they know we're for real. 184 00:12:44,516 --> 00:12:46,934 Thou shalt not snort thy neighbor's heroin. 185 00:12:47,018 --> 00:12:49,061 "Covet." It's "covet." 186 00:12:49,145 --> 00:12:51,439 You can do what you want with it. I'm gonna snort it. 187 00:12:51,523 --> 00:12:54,150 I'm serious, you guys. We need to set the rules. 188 00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:56,611 For me, it's less about, like, rules, 189 00:12:56,694 --> 00:12:58,780 and more what happens when I look at Norma. 190 00:12:58,863 --> 00:13:00,407 Oh, yeah, what's that about? 191 00:13:00,490 --> 00:13:02,867 I mean, it's, um... it's, like, less than magic, 192 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,326 but more than a hug. 193 00:13:04,411 --> 00:13:06,120 The way I see it... 194 00:13:06,913 --> 00:13:09,707 it's the armor you put on every day. 195 00:13:09,791 --> 00:13:11,918 The armor that... 196 00:13:12,001 --> 00:13:15,296 that it takes to get through every day. 197 00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:20,968 It gets heavier and heavier as you live your life, you know? 198 00:13:21,052 --> 00:13:23,304 Especially in here. 199 00:13:24,138 --> 00:13:25,723 But when you look at Norma... 200 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,935 you can take that armor off... 201 00:13:30,311 --> 00:13:32,271 because it's safe. 202 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,274 You're safe. 203 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:38,861 And... you're crying... 204 00:13:38,945 --> 00:13:43,575 because it feels... so good to take that armor off. 205 00:13:45,326 --> 00:13:48,204 And you realize how tall you can be without it... 206 00:13:49,706 --> 00:13:51,040 how light. 207 00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:55,086 Yeah... yeah, what she said. 208 00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:59,340 I mean, maybe what's so special about this... whatever... 209 00:14:00,508 --> 00:14:03,803 is that there aren't any rules... 210 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:04,887 - Yeah. - You know? 211 00:14:04,971 --> 00:14:07,431 I've always had trouble with organized religion, anyway. 212 00:14:07,515 --> 00:14:10,935 And honestly, I think the more this becomes a capital "R" religion, 213 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,854 the less time we seem to get with Norma. 214 00:14:12,937 --> 00:14:15,147 Yeah, and we're all here to be with Norma, right? 215 00:14:15,231 --> 00:14:17,316 That's fine, but we still need to deal with 216 00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:19,444 the rest of the world and how they see us. 217 00:14:19,527 --> 00:14:22,113 And when you come in late and you call it a fucking club, 218 00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:24,616 you make us all look like a joke. 219 00:14:24,699 --> 00:14:27,368 We need to know who we are, or they'll think we're a joke. 220 00:14:27,994 --> 00:14:30,287 I know who I am. 221 00:14:30,371 --> 00:14:32,331 I'm someone who's sometimes late. 222 00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:36,753 Look, Soso, I know not committing is, like, your thing. 223 00:14:36,836 --> 00:14:40,798 You couldn't commit to saving the world. You couldn't commit to eating pussy. 224 00:14:40,882 --> 00:14:42,884 You couldn't even commit to being 100% Asian. 225 00:14:42,967 --> 00:14:46,554 So, why don't you go off and not commit somewhere else? 226 00:14:46,638 --> 00:14:48,931 Nobody wants you here, anyways. 227 00:14:53,478 --> 00:14:56,188 Okay, y'all are illegally congregating here. 228 00:14:56,272 --> 00:14:57,857 This ain't the meeting house. 229 00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:01,193 And for a gang who likes quiet time, y'all are hella noisy. 230 00:15:01,277 --> 00:15:04,363 So, either get out, or I'm calling the po-pos. 231 00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,365 This is Judy time. 232 00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:08,075 Turn that shit up. 233 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,871 That's right, P. Come to the light. 234 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,623 I deeply regret 235 00:15:13,706 --> 00:15:16,876 some of the financial choices I have made in the recent past. 236 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,962 I was not fully aware of the decisions that my advisers were... 237 00:15:20,046 --> 00:15:23,340 - Is it cool if I stay and watch, too? - Get your ass up, now! 238 00:15:23,424 --> 00:15:24,509 I couldn't stand the heat, 239 00:15:24,592 --> 00:15:26,969 but I'm afraid I didn't get out of the kitchen in time 240 00:15:27,053 --> 00:15:31,098 to recognize the misappropriation that was taking place. 241 00:15:31,182 --> 00:15:32,892 I guess I had my head in the oven. 242 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:36,563 Uh, well, no... Um... Maybe that was a poor choice. 243 00:15:36,646 --> 00:15:38,815 We're getting kicked out of everywhere. We need to get legit. 244 00:15:38,898 --> 00:15:41,442 There was a vein in your neck that was like... 245 00:15:41,526 --> 00:15:43,319 It was rad. 246 00:15:43,402 --> 00:15:45,487 Yeah, but weren't you kind of hard on hippie chick? 247 00:15:45,572 --> 00:15:47,073 Some people aren't cut out for believing. 248 00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:51,368 I baptize you, my sister, 249 00:15:51,452 --> 00:15:54,371 Leanne Lemmle Taylor, 250 00:15:55,623 --> 00:15:58,876 in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. 251 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:03,631 You must strengthen the church and not tear it down. 252 00:16:03,715 --> 00:16:07,009 Be strong against the world's ways. 253 00:16:20,231 --> 00:16:22,441 If it's all right, can I say a few quick words? 254 00:16:25,653 --> 00:16:26,863 And I mean quick. 255 00:16:26,946 --> 00:16:29,323 I know today is about way more than me. 256 00:16:30,658 --> 00:16:33,160 I only wanted to say I'm glad that, as Amish, 257 00:16:33,244 --> 00:16:35,705 we get to choose our baptism. 258 00:16:36,748 --> 00:16:39,000 I didn't know what I wanted until a couple of months ago, 259 00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:43,087 and I wanna thank my parents for having me back with open arms. 260 00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:49,176 I had a good time in the English world, I'm not gonna lie. 261 00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:52,263 I mean, who doesn't like zippers, right? 262 00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:54,599 Wrap it up, Leanne. 263 00:16:54,682 --> 00:16:57,518 Sorry, Dad. Anyway... 264 00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:02,481 it was fun for a while, but the fun just started to seem like 265 00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:05,067 everyone was covering up the empty feelings. 266 00:17:06,611 --> 00:17:09,822 They talk about us like we're in prison. 267 00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:14,035 But this is where I feel free. 268 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:25,797 Sorry I have a big mouth. 269 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:31,385 Don't be sorry. I'd rather have you than a hundred quiet girls. 270 00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:33,554 Leanne Taylor? 271 00:17:42,438 --> 00:17:45,316 - Damn, Suzanne. - Didn't you get the memo? 272 00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:47,985 We chosen now. We ain't got to eat that shit. 273 00:17:48,069 --> 00:17:49,195 It's chicken fajitas. 274 00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:52,657 See, that's how they get you, with the power of suggestion. 275 00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:54,366 - Mmm-hmm. - Like, now they be calling yogurt 276 00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:57,369 "key lime pie" or "chocolate cheesecake." 277 00:17:57,453 --> 00:17:59,956 So, you think, "Hmm, cheesecake," 278 00:18:00,039 --> 00:18:02,709 when it's the same gnarly curds it always was. 279 00:18:02,792 --> 00:18:03,876 Wow. 280 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,754 I want you all to know I had nothing to do with what you're eating. 281 00:18:06,838 --> 00:18:08,673 It came out of a bag. 282 00:18:08,756 --> 00:18:11,550 It is in no way a reflection of what I do. 283 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:13,344 - Okay. - Okay. 284 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:17,598 See, even she ain't owning it. 285 00:18:17,682 --> 00:18:20,935 Hey, Suzanne. How's that new chapter coming? 286 00:18:21,018 --> 00:18:24,396 Here, have my strawberry Jell-O. Fruit is brain food. 287 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:25,564 Thanks. 288 00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:28,943 - Is, uh, this seat taken? - Yeah, we saving it for Elijah. 289 00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:30,569 Man, you gonna own that rabbi. 290 00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:33,114 Suzanne, tell us about your process. 291 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,617 I think of shit and write it down. 292 00:18:36,701 --> 00:18:38,703 - Wow. - So pure. 293 00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:41,580 I got a question. 294 00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:45,626 If Edwina is really a robo-doll in the end... 295 00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:50,672 why doesn't she get rusty when Lily Sprinkle pees on her? 296 00:18:50,757 --> 00:18:52,884 She's made of pee-proof metal. 297 00:18:52,967 --> 00:18:55,928 Why does Sunflower have to be so mean? 298 00:18:56,012 --> 00:18:58,680 Oh, 'cause she's the one you love to hate. 299 00:18:58,765 --> 00:19:01,183 You should have her time hump with Lily Sprinkle. 300 00:19:01,267 --> 00:19:02,852 - Yeah. - Do it for the lesbians. 301 00:19:02,935 --> 00:19:04,686 Sounds like she's done enough for the lesbians. 302 00:19:04,771 --> 00:19:07,064 What has she done for not-the-lesbians? 303 00:19:07,148 --> 00:19:09,316 Um, only the best chapter. 304 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,401 Which one? 305 00:19:10,484 --> 00:19:13,445 When Admiral Rodcocker gets his clothes vaporized 306 00:19:13,529 --> 00:19:15,823 and you find out he gots two penises. 307 00:19:15,907 --> 00:19:16,991 Oh, yeah. 308 00:19:17,074 --> 00:19:20,161 And he gives her a shocker made of penis instead of fingers. 309 00:19:20,244 --> 00:19:21,412 I mean, who thinks of that? 310 00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:23,289 Damn, I gotta read that shit. 311 00:19:23,372 --> 00:19:24,706 - What? - That's it! 312 00:19:24,791 --> 00:19:27,543 This... this book tour is over. 313 00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:29,420 I can do one last question. 314 00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:32,298 Did you have an inspiration for Admiral Rodcocker? 315 00:19:35,885 --> 00:19:38,429 I knew it. 316 00:19:40,306 --> 00:19:43,725 I never thought I'd have a thing for bald dudes, but damn. 317 00:19:45,102 --> 00:19:47,188 The fuck kind of multi-culti shit we got going on here? 318 00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:49,106 Can't a black woman sit with her peoples? 319 00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:53,945 No, see, the universiality of my work unites all the races. 320 00:19:57,573 --> 00:20:01,660 I was hoping for those little stale pieces of bread today. 321 00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,579 No such luck. 322 00:20:05,957 --> 00:20:06,999 Hey, Whitehill. 323 00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:11,503 You wanna have lunch with our sad little band of misfits? 324 00:20:12,213 --> 00:20:13,255 Sure. 325 00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:15,549 Sure. 326 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:18,719 Sure. 327 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:23,765 Everybody, this is Lolly. Lolly, everybody. 328 00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:28,813 - You're new? - Litchfield newbie, prison regular. 329 00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:31,398 Don't worry, it's not so bad. 330 00:20:31,482 --> 00:20:34,068 Not so bad? This place is the best! 331 00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:35,820 How is it? 332 00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:38,906 Oh, that tastes like brown. 333 00:20:38,990 --> 00:20:43,369 FYI, ladies, I didn't make the food. This is all out of my control. 334 00:20:43,452 --> 00:20:46,288 Yes, thank you, Red. You're making that very clear. 335 00:20:46,372 --> 00:20:49,291 - Good, as long as you understand. - Mmm. 336 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:55,882 So... what's your deal, Lolly? What are you in for? 337 00:20:55,965 --> 00:21:00,136 - I did something I shouldn't have. - Okay, specific. 338 00:21:00,219 --> 00:21:01,637 Where are you from? 339 00:21:02,138 --> 00:21:03,389 Here and there. 340 00:21:03,472 --> 00:21:05,099 - How much time you got? - Depends. 341 00:21:05,182 --> 00:21:07,059 Depends? 342 00:21:07,143 --> 00:21:09,228 On how well I do here. 343 00:21:11,355 --> 00:21:16,235 Well, try and think of your time here as a mandala. 344 00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:22,449 The Tibetan monks make intricate designs out of dyed sand, 345 00:21:22,533 --> 00:21:25,953 and when they're done... whoosh... 346 00:21:26,037 --> 00:21:27,579 they're cleared away. 347 00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:32,043 I gotta go take a quiz. 348 00:21:32,126 --> 00:21:33,920 A quiz? 349 00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:39,800 - Okay, bye. What the fuck? - What a twat. 350 00:21:39,884 --> 00:21:41,886 She is nutty as a nut bar. 351 00:21:41,969 --> 00:21:44,388 It makes me glad I got both my feet on the ground. 352 00:21:46,140 --> 00:21:48,767 - I mean, I tried, right? - Yeah. 353 00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:50,436 Tell Piper I play well with others. 354 00:21:50,519 --> 00:21:51,770 Tell Piper what? 355 00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:55,649 Oh, nothing, schnookums. Just facing my fears head-on. 356 00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:57,651 Did you just call me "schnookums"? 357 00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:59,403 I did, but it was in between quotes. 358 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:01,948 I didn't hear any quotes, love muffin. 359 00:22:02,656 --> 00:22:04,158 Now you're just being smutty. 360 00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:07,119 Cal's coming tomorrow to give us the lowdown on our first shipment. 361 00:22:07,203 --> 00:22:09,580 - I'm pretty excited. - That's great. 362 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:18,172 Also, I killed a guard with my bare hands. 363 00:22:19,465 --> 00:22:21,925 Cal... Panties... Exciting. 364 00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:27,056 My bats mitzvah was sick! 365 00:22:27,139 --> 00:22:29,433 All the black Jews was there. 366 00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:31,268 Lenny Kravitz... 367 00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:44,948 For a long time, "kosher" meant hot dogs to me. 368 00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:46,575 Really, really good hot dogs. 369 00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:50,454 But now, it just means so much more. 370 00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:54,916 Now, it means broccoli... green beans. 371 00:22:55,001 --> 00:22:57,086 You know what I hate? 372 00:22:57,169 --> 00:22:58,962 Shrimps. 373 00:22:59,046 --> 00:23:00,964 Damn, dirty shrimps. 374 00:23:01,048 --> 00:23:03,175 Don't even talk to me about shrimps! 375 00:23:03,259 --> 00:23:06,053 I call my mother a lot, like, every day. 376 00:23:06,137 --> 00:23:08,139 And I love a bargain. 377 00:23:08,222 --> 00:23:10,266 "Who hath believed our report... 378 00:23:10,349 --> 00:23:13,310 and to whom is the arm of the Lord revealed?" 379 00:23:13,394 --> 00:23:15,021 Isaiah 53, verse one. 380 00:23:26,532 --> 00:23:29,660 Latinas are halfway Jew already. 381 00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:31,828 I mean, the hora and the conga line? 382 00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:33,914 Basically the same thing. 383 00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:38,794 There was a big book where I wrote down all the people I wish was dead... 384 00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:41,297 who... 385 00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:46,343 You know, so God comes and kills them and not my... me. 386 00:23:46,427 --> 00:23:47,428 And may I say, 387 00:23:47,511 --> 00:23:52,599 I think y'all are doing a wonderful job controlling the media. 388 00:23:52,683 --> 00:23:55,519 I mean, we... we are doing a wonderful job. 389 00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:59,856 Now, Miss Hayes, were you raised Jewish? 390 00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:03,152 Mmm-hmm. Born and bred, on my mama's side. 391 00:24:03,235 --> 00:24:06,238 And that's the side that make it all legit, see? 392 00:24:06,322 --> 00:24:07,698 Jewish smarts. 393 00:24:07,781 --> 00:24:09,908 - And you kept kosher growing up? - Mmm-hmm. 394 00:24:09,991 --> 00:24:11,743 Let me lay it all out for you. 395 00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:12,869 The whole brood of Hayes, 396 00:24:12,953 --> 00:24:15,706 we lived under the Cyclone on Coney Island, right? 397 00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:17,541 Brooklyn in the house. A-yo! 398 00:24:18,209 --> 00:24:20,627 And, uh, oh, I was always a nervous kid growing up, 399 00:24:20,711 --> 00:24:24,005 always worrying about the universe expanding, 400 00:24:24,090 --> 00:24:26,342 and... and so, my parents took me to a shrink, 401 00:24:26,425 --> 00:24:30,221 and the shrink was like, "Cindy, quit your worrying. 402 00:24:30,304 --> 00:24:32,973 The universe be chilling for another billion years." 403 00:24:33,056 --> 00:24:35,517 But I couldn't stop worrying and cooking lobsters 404 00:24:35,601 --> 00:24:38,104 and hanging with women in suspenders. 405 00:24:38,187 --> 00:24:40,147 I see you're familiar with Annie Hall. 406 00:24:40,231 --> 00:24:42,649 - Annie who? - I see. 407 00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:47,529 Okay, okay, okay. Anyway... anyway... 408 00:24:47,613 --> 00:24:50,366 So, my father... 409 00:24:50,449 --> 00:24:52,701 my father died pretty young. 410 00:24:52,784 --> 00:24:53,952 It was a sad story. 411 00:24:54,035 --> 00:24:56,580 And after he died, I went to yeshiva school. 412 00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:58,499 Now, I knew I had to dress like a dude and all, 413 00:24:58,582 --> 00:25:02,128 but that didn't matter, 'cause what I really wanted to study was the, um... 414 00:25:02,211 --> 00:25:04,296 What's that word that begin with a "T"? 415 00:25:04,380 --> 00:25:05,506 - The Talmud. - Next. 416 00:25:05,589 --> 00:25:07,216 - The Torah. - Mmm, yeah, that. 417 00:25:07,299 --> 00:25:08,759 And whenever I felt alone, 418 00:25:08,842 --> 00:25:11,011 I would sing up to my papa in heaven, 419 00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:14,765 and I would be like, "Papa... do you feel me?" 420 00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:19,019 And he would be like, "Cindy, girl... 421 00:25:19,102 --> 00:25:23,732 even though I'm in heaven, I still feel you." 422 00:25:23,815 --> 00:25:27,486 Jews don't have an official conception of the afterlife. 423 00:25:28,945 --> 00:25:30,322 Oh. 424 00:25:30,406 --> 00:25:32,283 I remember that now. 425 00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:35,744 The focus, instead, is to fulfill our duties to God here on Earth. 426 00:25:35,827 --> 00:25:38,705 Right! That's how we do it. 427 00:25:38,789 --> 00:25:41,792 Miss Hayes, while I am heartened 428 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:45,086 that you appreciate the works of Woody Allen and Barbra Streisand, 429 00:25:45,171 --> 00:25:50,091 I think you've confused cultural Judaism with committed Jewish belief. 430 00:25:50,176 --> 00:25:53,345 Also, I hear Mandy Patinkin can be difficult to work with. 431 00:25:54,638 --> 00:25:56,432 So, do I pass? 432 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:01,144 And I call and I call, and no one answers. 433 00:26:01,228 --> 00:26:02,563 I don't know what's going on. 434 00:26:02,646 --> 00:26:05,316 And now, I can't see him. 435 00:26:05,399 --> 00:26:06,733 Can't somebody else drive him? 436 00:26:06,817 --> 00:26:08,109 I asked this whole goddamn prison. 437 00:26:08,194 --> 00:26:10,821 Ain't nobody else with a car that far up the river. 438 00:26:13,365 --> 00:26:16,618 Who does this tranny bitch think she is, messing with your visitations? 439 00:26:16,702 --> 00:26:18,954 Tranny's got nothing to do with it. 440 00:26:19,037 --> 00:26:21,540 It's just two mothers going at it for their kids. 441 00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:24,293 So, maybe it's better for Benny if I don't win this one. 442 00:26:24,376 --> 00:26:26,127 You're not thinking of apologizing? 443 00:26:26,212 --> 00:26:28,630 Maybe just smooth things out is all. 444 00:26:28,714 --> 00:26:31,091 She fucked with you being able to see your kid, mama. 445 00:26:31,174 --> 00:26:32,676 She should apologize to you. 446 00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:35,637 Benny's a mouthy little fucker. What if he did start this? 447 00:26:36,722 --> 00:26:38,724 Even if Benny was a bad influence, 448 00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:41,560 she thinks that's why her kid's fucked in the head? 449 00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:44,104 He's got two mommies. One of them got a pee-pee. 450 00:26:44,187 --> 00:26:45,731 She don't have a dick, Aleida. 451 00:26:45,814 --> 00:26:48,817 I've seen it, you've seen it. She got a perky little cooch. 452 00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:51,653 Ugh! You're gonna make me throw up. 453 00:26:51,737 --> 00:26:54,072 There it is. There's my puke. 454 00:26:54,155 --> 00:26:55,366 I had nothing to do with it. 455 00:26:55,449 --> 00:26:57,326 We know. 456 00:26:57,409 --> 00:27:00,161 As I was saying, we gotta think of this as the first test, 457 00:27:00,246 --> 00:27:02,122 like the Jews wandering the desert, 458 00:27:02,205 --> 00:27:03,874 or the early Christians, wherever they wandered. 459 00:27:03,957 --> 00:27:05,166 The desert, I think. 460 00:27:05,251 --> 00:27:07,628 Everybody was in the desert for a while. 461 00:27:09,546 --> 00:27:12,007 Her hand is on my half again. 462 00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:13,216 Sorry. 463 00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:14,926 I need my space. 464 00:27:15,010 --> 00:27:17,846 And for the record, your timing sucks. 465 00:27:17,929 --> 00:27:21,057 That Rodcocker just fell into the orgasmator. 466 00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:22,393 Hey, no spoilers. 467 00:27:22,476 --> 00:27:25,186 I gotta hand this over to Valdez in 30 minutes. 468 00:27:25,271 --> 00:27:28,148 The world's gonna keep shitting on us until we make ourselves official. 469 00:27:28,231 --> 00:27:30,942 - Official how? - Maybe if we all got the same haircut. 470 00:27:31,026 --> 00:27:33,320 Only if all y'all get my haircut. 471 00:27:33,404 --> 00:27:36,782 No, or something with our clothes, like an armband with a symbol. 472 00:27:36,865 --> 00:27:37,991 Like a swastika? 473 00:27:38,534 --> 00:27:40,577 Not an armband, but something else that... 474 00:27:40,661 --> 00:27:44,456 Something else for excluding people, like how you excluded Brook. 475 00:27:45,374 --> 00:27:46,875 Soso left on her own. 476 00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:50,921 Yeah, after you scared her away with your rules and regulations and loudness. 477 00:27:51,004 --> 00:27:53,924 If she doesn't get what we stand for, she's better off gone. 478 00:28:05,686 --> 00:28:07,020 Hold still, Leanne. 479 00:28:09,315 --> 00:28:11,942 They're gonna know. They're gonna wonder why I'm back. 480 00:28:12,025 --> 00:28:15,028 - Amish kids come back all the time. - Not once they're baptized. 481 00:28:15,111 --> 00:28:16,572 They don't have to know you're baptized. 482 00:28:16,655 --> 00:28:19,908 They'll see it on my face... that I'm with God. 483 00:28:19,991 --> 00:28:22,828 I don't wanna disrespect your beliefs, but that sounds like a bunch of crap. 484 00:28:22,911 --> 00:28:24,496 Hey, easy. 485 00:28:24,580 --> 00:28:27,040 They think not wearing buttons makes them closer to God. 486 00:28:27,123 --> 00:28:29,335 Leanne, all you have to do is hang out for a couple hours, 487 00:28:29,418 --> 00:28:30,711 score some meth, like the good old days. 488 00:28:30,794 --> 00:28:32,838 Talk into the mic, Leanne. 489 00:28:32,921 --> 00:28:35,090 Testing, testing. Whatever, whatever. 490 00:28:35,173 --> 00:28:37,468 Levels are good. I think we're ready. 491 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,262 Please, all I want is to go home and be with my family. 492 00:28:41,347 --> 00:28:42,598 Yeah, well, you kind of limited your choices 493 00:28:42,681 --> 00:28:45,058 when you left a bag of drugs lying around with your ID in it. 494 00:28:45,141 --> 00:28:47,227 I'd say you're getting a pretty sweet deal. 495 00:28:47,311 --> 00:28:48,520 All you have to do is this one small thing, 496 00:28:48,604 --> 00:28:50,105 and it all goes away. 497 00:28:50,188 --> 00:28:53,650 "One small thing." You mean fuck over my friends? 498 00:28:53,734 --> 00:28:56,111 Your friends, the Rumspringa drug cartel. 499 00:28:56,194 --> 00:28:57,904 Aren't you helping them in the long run? 500 00:28:58,572 --> 00:29:01,533 Maybe when they go to prison, it'll turn them around... 501 00:29:01,617 --> 00:29:03,410 they'll find God, like you did. 502 00:29:04,870 --> 00:29:06,705 No, they won't. 503 00:29:07,539 --> 00:29:09,916 They like Hell too much. 504 00:29:17,090 --> 00:29:18,800 We figured you got busted. 505 00:29:18,884 --> 00:29:23,472 What, me? Never. I just took a vacation to Bonnet City. 506 00:29:23,555 --> 00:29:25,223 Oh, man, you went back? 507 00:29:25,306 --> 00:29:27,058 I had to see my parents. 508 00:29:27,142 --> 00:29:30,354 My dad was sick... with cancer. 509 00:29:30,437 --> 00:29:32,272 Oh, fuck, that sucks. 510 00:29:32,356 --> 00:29:33,649 Did they try to get you to stay? 511 00:29:33,732 --> 00:29:35,901 Are you kidding? They, like, begged. 512 00:29:35,984 --> 00:29:40,113 - They tried that shit with me, too. - Offered me a new pony cart. 513 00:29:41,865 --> 00:29:44,493 Anyway, I told them I missed it too much here. 514 00:29:45,035 --> 00:29:48,455 Yeah, you know, it's important to know where you make sense. 515 00:29:48,539 --> 00:29:51,124 Otherwise, you're not really living, you know? 516 00:29:55,671 --> 00:29:57,338 Speaking of living... 517 00:29:58,256 --> 00:30:01,927 do you wanna hook me up with some crank? 518 00:30:04,555 --> 00:30:06,222 Hey, boss lady. 519 00:30:06,306 --> 00:30:07,558 Hey. 520 00:30:07,641 --> 00:30:08,642 Um... 521 00:30:09,643 --> 00:30:10,852 You look comfortable. 522 00:30:10,936 --> 00:30:13,480 I like to air-dry. Sensitive skin. 523 00:30:13,564 --> 00:30:15,441 And these towels are the fucking worst. 524 00:30:15,524 --> 00:30:17,317 Oh, yeah, they're the worst. 525 00:30:17,401 --> 00:30:19,403 How does it feel being a magnate? 526 00:30:19,486 --> 00:30:21,071 No, I'm not really... 527 00:30:22,155 --> 00:30:25,534 Today's panty smuggler, tomorrow's Fortune 500. 528 00:30:25,617 --> 00:30:27,327 Sisters are doing it for themselves. 529 00:30:28,704 --> 00:30:30,330 You're too young to know that song. 530 00:30:30,414 --> 00:30:32,999 - What song? - Never mind. 531 00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:38,213 - So, how's your first shipment doing? - We'll know soon. 532 00:30:38,296 --> 00:30:39,380 You must be psyched. 533 00:30:40,632 --> 00:30:42,133 It's really nice how supportive you are. 534 00:30:42,217 --> 00:30:43,427 Whatever. 535 00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:46,179 I was thinking, and I... I think you'd actually be 536 00:30:46,262 --> 00:30:50,601 a really great... person to ask about this. 537 00:30:50,684 --> 00:30:52,644 I'm thinking the spicy chicken packets 538 00:30:52,728 --> 00:30:55,647 might be worth more than the regular chicken packets, 539 00:30:55,731 --> 00:30:59,150 because they are certainly proving to be the most popular. 540 00:30:59,234 --> 00:31:00,235 Mmm. 541 00:31:01,152 --> 00:31:04,114 - Sounds like quite a pickle. - Mmm-hmm, yes. 542 00:31:04,197 --> 00:31:06,783 I'm sure you'll figure out what you want. 543 00:31:07,784 --> 00:31:09,786 I have every confidence in you. 544 00:31:11,788 --> 00:31:14,875 All right, who stole my towel? 545 00:31:20,171 --> 00:31:23,258 - Ugh, how much longer? - We got about a half hour left. 546 00:31:23,341 --> 00:31:24,593 Oh! 547 00:31:24,676 --> 00:31:25,677 Ah! 548 00:31:27,303 --> 00:31:28,847 Crap! Crap! Crap! 549 00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:30,306 - Ow! - You cut yourself? 550 00:31:30,390 --> 00:31:31,683 No, but I broke that window. 551 00:31:31,767 --> 00:31:33,184 Somebody should go report this. 552 00:31:33,268 --> 00:31:34,728 - I'll do it. - I will! 553 00:31:45,446 --> 00:31:47,032 You sure you're okay? 554 00:31:47,115 --> 00:31:48,950 I said I was. 555 00:31:50,786 --> 00:31:53,329 Great, I'll get the rake. 556 00:31:54,873 --> 00:31:59,878 ♪ But the cat came back the very next day ♪ 557 00:31:59,961 --> 00:32:03,965 ♪ The cat came back He just couldn't stay away ♪ 558 00:32:04,049 --> 00:32:06,843 ♪ Away, away, away ♪ 559 00:32:06,927 --> 00:32:09,555 Um, where did that big piece go? 560 00:32:10,263 --> 00:32:13,934 Big piece of... What big piece? 561 00:32:14,017 --> 00:32:16,436 I told that hot bald guard. He said to leave it. 562 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,271 Maintenance will deal with it in the morning. 563 00:32:18,354 --> 00:32:21,858 Oop! Sorry, Maintenance. That's the way the cookie crumbles! 564 00:32:25,571 --> 00:32:27,113 Did Norma send you? 565 00:32:27,197 --> 00:32:30,617 No, my heart just changed with the power of your love. 566 00:32:31,868 --> 00:32:33,203 Yes, Norma sent me. 567 00:32:35,330 --> 00:32:36,623 Okay. 568 00:32:38,249 --> 00:32:40,919 Can I sit or something? Isn't that what people do? 569 00:32:41,878 --> 00:32:42,879 Yeah. 570 00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:56,101 So... 571 00:32:56,184 --> 00:32:58,729 I'm not that great at apologies. 572 00:32:59,270 --> 00:33:01,732 "I'm sorry" is usually a strong opener. 573 00:33:01,815 --> 00:33:04,067 Let me work up to it. 574 00:33:04,860 --> 00:33:08,488 So, I don't know why I take structure so serious, but I guess I do. 575 00:33:08,572 --> 00:33:12,200 And... I think it might have something to do with 576 00:33:12,283 --> 00:33:14,786 being raised in a church that people like to shit on a lot. 577 00:33:14,870 --> 00:33:16,830 Oh, my God, what church? 578 00:33:16,913 --> 00:33:18,539 It doesn't matter. 579 00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:23,503 The point is... is that it was hard sometimes... 580 00:33:23,587 --> 00:33:25,296 a lot of the time. 581 00:33:25,380 --> 00:33:27,966 But if you knew who you were and what you believed, 582 00:33:28,049 --> 00:33:29,676 then it didn't matter if they called you names 583 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:31,720 or made fun of your buggy or whatever. 584 00:33:31,803 --> 00:33:35,056 You knew you were better than them because you belonged. 585 00:33:35,140 --> 00:33:38,351 And when I stopped having that... 586 00:33:41,354 --> 00:33:44,650 Anyway, when I started doing the Norma meetings... 587 00:33:44,733 --> 00:33:46,902 it finally felt like I belonged to something again, 588 00:33:46,985 --> 00:33:48,278 even if it was small, 589 00:33:48,361 --> 00:33:50,280 and I didn't want people to shit on it. 590 00:33:50,363 --> 00:33:54,034 So, when you came in acting like the rules were nothing, I got a little... 591 00:33:55,118 --> 00:33:57,704 carried away, maybe. 592 00:33:57,788 --> 00:34:00,498 Wait, your buggy... 593 00:34:01,708 --> 00:34:03,376 Do you mean you're, like... 594 00:34:06,379 --> 00:34:08,757 So, you, like, wore a bonnet? 595 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,341 Yeah. 596 00:34:10,425 --> 00:34:15,096 - I'm sorry, it's, like, um... - just, like, you in a... 597 00:34:15,180 --> 00:34:16,514 in a bonnet! 598 00:34:16,597 --> 00:34:18,599 Did you hear this? Did you... 599 00:34:18,684 --> 00:34:21,978 You churn butter. You Harrison Ford in Witness. 600 00:34:22,062 --> 00:34:24,773 That movie has a lot of inaccuracies. 601 00:34:24,856 --> 00:34:26,775 Uh, you a total weirdo. 602 00:34:28,401 --> 00:34:31,112 Oh, no! Oh, my God! I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Leanne. I didn't... 603 00:34:31,196 --> 00:34:33,531 Keep my name out of your fucking mouth, you fucking half-breed. 604 00:34:34,532 --> 00:34:36,284 Hope you enjoy hell. 605 00:34:38,036 --> 00:34:41,331 Yeah, she no good at apologies. 606 00:35:05,521 --> 00:35:07,983 I thought you might be hungry. 607 00:35:08,066 --> 00:35:09,359 What if someone sees? 608 00:35:09,442 --> 00:35:12,028 The elders are already out of line. 609 00:35:12,112 --> 00:35:15,240 Shunning is for guiding people back to the church. 610 00:35:15,323 --> 00:35:17,242 But you didn't turn your back on the church. 611 00:35:17,951 --> 00:35:20,245 I did worse. 612 00:35:20,328 --> 00:35:22,873 I sent their kids to jail. 613 00:35:33,466 --> 00:35:35,761 How could you be so careless? 614 00:35:35,844 --> 00:35:37,512 Our daughter was hungry. 615 00:35:37,595 --> 00:35:39,639 As if things aren't bad enough. 616 00:35:40,807 --> 00:35:43,101 Our business is suffering. 617 00:35:44,060 --> 00:35:46,354 No one wants their sons working for me. 618 00:35:47,898 --> 00:35:50,191 We'll be broke if it goes on like this. 619 00:35:53,737 --> 00:35:55,571 Time will heal the wound. 620 00:35:55,655 --> 00:35:58,199 We have to be patient and forbearing. 621 00:36:01,619 --> 00:36:03,288 She's our daughter. 622 00:36:17,260 --> 00:36:19,345 - Hey. - Hey. 623 00:36:19,429 --> 00:36:23,183 I didn't want you to think I'm some kind of bitch or nothing from before. 624 00:36:23,266 --> 00:36:25,268 Oh, that? I wasn't worried about that. 625 00:36:26,102 --> 00:36:27,520 Yeah, you were. 626 00:36:27,603 --> 00:36:29,605 Yeah, I kind of shit my pants, actually. 627 00:36:29,689 --> 00:36:32,317 I mean... not literally. 628 00:36:34,277 --> 00:36:37,864 You know, everybody around here has a big mouth, 629 00:36:37,948 --> 00:36:40,075 and especially the beanbags. 630 00:36:40,158 --> 00:36:42,077 And if they find out that we're becoming all friendly, 631 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:46,664 then our happy lake times are gone, just like that... okay? 632 00:36:48,624 --> 00:36:51,211 So, we have to maintain boundaries. 633 00:36:51,294 --> 00:36:53,463 Inmate, step out of the bubble. 634 00:36:53,546 --> 00:36:55,715 Yes, sir, Mr. Donuts, sir. 635 00:36:55,799 --> 00:36:56,842 That's Mr. Coates to you. 636 00:36:56,925 --> 00:37:00,053 - Officer Coates. - That's Officer Coates to you! 637 00:37:00,678 --> 00:37:03,974 You got potential. All right, Officer Coates. 638 00:37:04,057 --> 00:37:07,560 - Good night, sir. - Good night... inmate. 639 00:37:18,404 --> 00:37:20,156 You're not on the list. 640 00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:23,159 - What's that supposed to be, anyway? - The bag said "Irish stew." 641 00:37:23,243 --> 00:37:25,161 Looks like the fajitas. 642 00:37:25,661 --> 00:37:27,497 One kosher meal, please. 643 00:37:27,580 --> 00:37:30,208 - Your name isn't on the list. - You didn't even look at the list. 644 00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:32,793 It's a short list. Do you want this or not? 645 00:37:32,878 --> 00:37:35,588 Yeah, hit me. 646 00:37:35,671 --> 00:37:38,174 - Let me guess. - Not on the list. 647 00:37:38,258 --> 00:37:40,844 Man, I told that rabbi I was Drake's cousin, 648 00:37:40,927 --> 00:37:42,971 worked the whole Black-Jewish mafia thing. 649 00:37:43,054 --> 00:37:44,764 But I guess he ain't never heard of Drake. 650 00:37:44,848 --> 00:37:47,267 Well, fool, you're, like, fifty shades darker than Drake. 651 00:37:47,350 --> 00:37:48,726 Fifty Shades of Drake. 652 00:37:48,809 --> 00:37:49,810 Mmm. 653 00:37:49,895 --> 00:37:51,855 - Yeah. - That's right, girl. 654 00:37:51,938 --> 00:37:53,857 Somebody must've passed that test. 655 00:37:53,940 --> 00:37:55,984 One kosher meal coming right up. 656 00:37:58,611 --> 00:38:01,614 The Abrahamic religions are pretty much all the same, 657 00:38:01,697 --> 00:38:04,242 till you get to Jesus. 658 00:38:04,325 --> 00:38:06,619 Yo, Red, you eat this shit? 659 00:38:08,746 --> 00:38:11,499 People of the cafeteria, in case you haven't heard, 660 00:38:11,582 --> 00:38:14,127 I didn't cook it. 661 00:38:14,210 --> 00:38:16,337 I punch in, I punch out. 662 00:38:16,421 --> 00:38:18,714 I play Sudoku, I scratch my ass. 663 00:38:18,798 --> 00:38:20,675 If I had e-mail, I would check it. 664 00:38:20,758 --> 00:38:25,596 But the food you eat does not have even a piece of my soul in it. 665 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:26,722 That is all. 666 00:38:30,143 --> 00:38:33,521 - Only one thing left to do now. - What's that? 667 00:38:33,604 --> 00:38:35,023 Convert for real. 668 00:38:35,106 --> 00:38:37,150 Where my dreidel at? 669 00:38:42,030 --> 00:38:43,573 Writer's block? 670 00:38:44,490 --> 00:38:47,953 It's like I can see the words, but I can't make them obey me. 671 00:38:48,036 --> 00:38:51,289 That's okay. Fran Lebowitz hasn't written anything for 30 years, 672 00:38:51,372 --> 00:38:52,873 and people still think she's great. 673 00:38:52,958 --> 00:38:55,919 - Yeah, as great as Gena Showalter? - I don't know who that is. 674 00:38:56,002 --> 00:38:57,295 Hey, I was wondering, um, 675 00:38:57,378 --> 00:39:01,882 you know when Sunflower takes both Rodcocks at once, 676 00:39:01,967 --> 00:39:05,011 and she says, "I can feel you in my eyeballs"? 677 00:39:05,095 --> 00:39:08,348 I'm wondering, is that, you know, poetry... 678 00:39:08,431 --> 00:39:11,226 or can she literally feel his penises in her eyeballs? 679 00:39:11,309 --> 00:39:14,354 I like to let the words speak for themselves. 680 00:39:14,437 --> 00:39:17,607 Because I personally, I really identify with Sunflower, 681 00:39:17,690 --> 00:39:19,943 and it seems like she might be polymorphously perverse. 682 00:39:20,026 --> 00:39:21,861 - You know what that is? - Yes. 683 00:39:23,154 --> 00:39:24,155 No. 684 00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:27,283 Well, Freud describes it as a time before age five 685 00:39:27,367 --> 00:39:30,911 when any part of your body can be aroused by almost anything. 686 00:39:30,996 --> 00:39:34,790 Like, your elbow... your kneecap... 687 00:39:35,791 --> 00:39:37,127 your eyeballs. 688 00:39:38,628 --> 00:39:40,796 I remember feeling like I was the only one. 689 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:44,467 So, if Sunflower or... 690 00:39:44,550 --> 00:39:48,138 anyone... felt that way... 691 00:39:48,221 --> 00:39:52,100 I'd want them to know that... they aren't alone. 692 00:39:55,895 --> 00:39:58,314 Suzanne, you forgot your... 693 00:40:02,235 --> 00:40:05,113 I'm scared to ask. How did it go with Gerber? 694 00:40:05,196 --> 00:40:06,739 Who's Gerber? 695 00:40:06,822 --> 00:40:09,284 Baby face... our corruptible young man. 696 00:40:09,367 --> 00:40:11,369 Oh, yeah! 697 00:40:11,452 --> 00:40:14,414 We met at a dog park near his house. 698 00:40:14,497 --> 00:40:17,000 You know, he dyed his dog to look like a tiger. 699 00:40:17,083 --> 00:40:18,543 But you got the goods? 700 00:40:20,086 --> 00:40:23,089 Oh, my God, you don't know yet. Of course you don't know. 701 00:40:23,173 --> 00:40:25,550 Oh, no, Cal... What happened? 702 00:40:25,633 --> 00:40:28,594 - Pipes... - we sold out overnight. 703 00:40:30,721 --> 00:40:33,224 Shut up. 704 00:40:33,308 --> 00:40:35,601 - Yes. - All 20 pairs? 705 00:40:35,685 --> 00:40:38,229 Frankly, I think we're selling ourselves a little short at 50 bucks a pop. 706 00:40:38,313 --> 00:40:41,524 I think we should shoot for the moon, and go for, like, 75, maybe. 707 00:40:41,607 --> 00:40:43,026 And the more we can get... 708 00:40:43,109 --> 00:40:45,486 Well, that means that I'll have to recruit more panty girls. 709 00:40:46,279 --> 00:40:48,198 Seriously, that's what you call them? 710 00:40:48,281 --> 00:40:49,699 This whole thing is like Christmas. 711 00:40:49,782 --> 00:40:51,867 - What is on your arm? - Oh. 712 00:40:52,785 --> 00:40:55,371 Oh, yeah, uh, there are reviews up on the site. 713 00:40:55,455 --> 00:40:56,956 Already? 714 00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,125 World Wide Web, man. It's some fast shit. 715 00:40:59,209 --> 00:41:00,668 I hear it's the latest thing. 716 00:41:00,751 --> 00:41:03,003 - I wrote down the good ones to tell you. - Okay. 717 00:41:05,340 --> 00:41:07,508 "Great service, lovely scent." 718 00:41:07,592 --> 00:41:09,177 Aw. 719 00:41:09,260 --> 00:41:11,179 "Prison bitches are the ripest." 720 00:41:12,180 --> 00:41:13,806 That's a good one, I think. 721 00:41:13,889 --> 00:41:14,890 What do you mean, "That's a good one"? 722 00:41:14,974 --> 00:41:16,809 Does that mean that there are bad ones? 723 00:41:16,892 --> 00:41:19,270 Uh, there are a couple, but I'm not going to tell you. 724 00:41:19,354 --> 00:41:21,356 All people ever remember are the bad ones. 725 00:41:21,439 --> 00:41:22,773 I'm in prison, Cal. 726 00:41:22,857 --> 00:41:24,692 I've got some pretty thick skin these days. 727 00:41:24,775 --> 00:41:26,652 People think the packaging could be better. 728 00:41:26,736 --> 00:41:28,071 That's bullshit. 729 00:41:30,030 --> 00:41:32,908 I mean, you try packaging things with stolen kitchen supplies. 730 00:41:32,992 --> 00:41:33,993 I know. 731 00:41:34,660 --> 00:41:36,954 But maybe they're right. 732 00:41:37,037 --> 00:41:39,290 Maybe you should repackage them when you get them, 733 00:41:39,374 --> 00:41:41,584 and then you can ship them. 734 00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:44,212 Oh, man, I feel awful that they look bad. 735 00:41:44,295 --> 00:41:45,671 Anyways, moving on, 736 00:41:45,755 --> 00:41:49,634 people are already asking for some very weird stuff... 737 00:41:49,717 --> 00:41:53,012 - Huh. - Like murder panties. 738 00:41:53,096 --> 00:41:55,055 Now, I assume that is when the murderers wear them 739 00:41:55,140 --> 00:41:56,557 and not the victims. 740 00:41:56,641 --> 00:42:00,270 One guy really wants Samoan girls with really big feet. 741 00:42:00,353 --> 00:42:02,480 - I don't know any Samoan girls. - Oh, it doesn't matter. 742 00:42:02,563 --> 00:42:03,731 They don't have to know that. 743 00:42:03,814 --> 00:42:05,983 You can be anyone that you say you are, 744 00:42:06,066 --> 00:42:07,067 but you gotta be careful. 745 00:42:07,152 --> 00:42:09,612 You can't go saying that you're some black lady serial killer 746 00:42:09,695 --> 00:42:11,447 who specializes in killing bald men 747 00:42:11,531 --> 00:42:13,949 with blows from a poison-tipped sai kata, 748 00:42:14,033 --> 00:42:18,037 and then the customer finds a blond pube in there. Uh-uh. 749 00:42:18,121 --> 00:42:20,080 You gotta maintain the fantasy. 750 00:42:20,165 --> 00:42:21,999 Good point. 751 00:42:22,082 --> 00:42:24,001 You frighten me, but... 752 00:42:24,919 --> 00:42:26,296 good point. 753 00:42:27,046 --> 00:42:30,090 Did your mom let you have it? I sure hope so. 754 00:42:30,175 --> 00:42:31,426 I'm grounded for two months. 755 00:42:31,509 --> 00:42:34,262 Well, you deserve it... but you're still my little boy. 756 00:42:34,345 --> 00:42:35,471 Whatever. 757 00:42:35,555 --> 00:42:37,848 It was worth it to teach that little bitch Laronne a lesson. 758 00:42:37,932 --> 00:42:40,226 What lesson? What did he do to you? 759 00:42:40,310 --> 00:42:43,771 - Looking at me funny. - What do you mean "funny"? 760 00:42:43,854 --> 00:42:47,567 Probably fagging out on me. I had to school that shit-stabber. 761 00:42:47,650 --> 00:42:51,070 Baby, don't play tough... and watch your mouth. 762 00:42:51,154 --> 00:42:53,198 I know you only did it to impress that Benny. 763 00:42:53,281 --> 00:42:56,116 Benny? Benny ran away like a little wuss. 764 00:42:56,201 --> 00:42:57,743 He did? 765 00:42:57,827 --> 00:43:00,037 I should stomp his bitch ass next. 766 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,290 I don't know who's the bigger pussy, him or Laronne. 767 00:43:06,461 --> 00:43:08,754 Come on, guys, look at the pretty colors. 768 00:43:09,964 --> 00:43:12,592 - You're that one. - Which one? 769 00:43:12,675 --> 00:43:15,761 That Downsy one that keeps missing all the crumbs. 770 00:43:15,845 --> 00:43:17,472 Oh, yeah? Well, you're the brown one over there 771 00:43:17,555 --> 00:43:19,640 that keeps swimming around in circles. 772 00:43:19,724 --> 00:43:23,478 I'm not a stupid brown duck. I'm a hot green duck. 773 00:43:23,561 --> 00:43:26,939 The green ducks are males, dummy. You wanna be a man duck? 774 00:43:27,022 --> 00:43:29,484 It's a man's world. 775 00:43:29,567 --> 00:43:31,736 Name like Doggett, maybe you're not a duck. 776 00:43:31,819 --> 00:43:33,153 You're a dog. 777 00:43:33,238 --> 00:43:36,199 Well, I can swim good. I can fetch even better. 778 00:43:36,282 --> 00:43:37,492 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 779 00:43:37,575 --> 00:43:38,576 Let's see about that. 780 00:43:38,659 --> 00:43:41,078 - What? - Fetch! 781 00:43:41,161 --> 00:43:43,122 Fetch, Doggett, fetch. 782 00:43:47,293 --> 00:43:48,878 Good girl. 783 00:43:51,005 --> 00:43:53,424 Good Doggett. 784 00:43:55,009 --> 00:43:56,761 Fetch with your mouth this time. 785 00:44:01,516 --> 00:44:03,684 - Go on. - Okay. 786 00:44:03,768 --> 00:44:05,185 Fetch. 787 00:44:11,567 --> 00:44:13,027 What's the matter, girl? 788 00:44:13,110 --> 00:44:15,195 It's all wet here and muddy. 789 00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:16,364 Uh-uh-uh. 790 00:44:16,447 --> 00:44:19,784 Sorry, I only understand dog talk. 791 00:44:19,867 --> 00:44:22,077 You're a dog playing fetch with a dog? 792 00:44:22,161 --> 00:44:24,247 That doesn't make any sense. 793 00:44:24,330 --> 00:44:26,916 I said, "Fetch," inmate! 794 00:44:36,216 --> 00:44:37,217 Good girl. 795 00:44:39,262 --> 00:44:40,888 Good Doggett. 796 00:44:50,272 --> 00:44:51,441 Hey! 797 00:44:57,154 --> 00:44:59,490 It's okay. There's no one around. 798 00:45:02,327 --> 00:45:05,580 Fuck, I like you so much. 799 00:45:05,663 --> 00:45:06,747 Okay. 800 00:45:06,831 --> 00:45:11,919 I... like... you... so... much. 801 00:45:12,002 --> 00:45:13,003 Okay. 802 00:45:15,297 --> 00:45:16,424 Right. 803 00:45:18,551 --> 00:45:20,219 Boundaries. 804 00:45:26,016 --> 00:45:27,352 I know it sounds rough, 805 00:45:27,435 --> 00:45:30,187 but sometimes you gotta cut people loose. 806 00:45:31,564 --> 00:45:33,441 Sometimes people don't belong, 807 00:45:33,524 --> 00:45:36,402 and the most important thing is the unity of the group. 808 00:45:37,778 --> 00:45:41,949 Yeah, I told her there was a place for her and you wanted her back, but... 809 00:45:43,158 --> 00:45:45,327 she didn't seem into it. 810 00:45:48,205 --> 00:45:49,540 It's like you always say... 811 00:45:52,752 --> 00:45:55,921 Sometimes the kindest thing is to let people go. 812 00:47:06,492 --> 00:47:09,954 So, is that, like, a... Chinese thing, or... 813 00:47:26,679 --> 00:47:27,805 You want this book? 814 00:47:27,888 --> 00:47:30,140 I don't cook Italian much, but what this woman does with butter... 815 00:47:30,224 --> 00:47:32,893 What'll I use it for, a doorstop? 816 00:47:36,814 --> 00:47:40,234 Hey, pity party... you need to let this shit go. 817 00:47:40,317 --> 00:47:43,028 You're right, the food tastes like crap, 818 00:47:43,112 --> 00:47:46,365 and I get 1,000 different visions of hell when I put it in my mouth, 819 00:47:46,448 --> 00:47:47,825 but your face is not one of them. 820 00:47:47,908 --> 00:47:50,828 We get it, you didn't cook it. 821 00:47:50,911 --> 00:47:51,912 Stop apologizing. 822 00:47:51,996 --> 00:47:54,707 The more you apologize... the worse it tastes. 823 00:47:55,875 --> 00:47:59,879 You gotta move... the fuck... on. 824 00:48:04,299 --> 00:48:05,968 Thanks. 825 00:48:06,051 --> 00:48:07,553 I needed that. 826 00:48:18,313 --> 00:48:20,315 Can I help you? 827 00:48:22,401 --> 00:48:25,070 No... never mind. 828 00:49:22,837 --> 00:49:24,379 Holy shit! 829 00:49:25,172 --> 00:49:27,007 - This is major. - Right? 830 00:49:27,675 --> 00:49:31,971 I mean, there was one bad review, but it's... not like I care. 831 00:49:32,054 --> 00:49:34,473 Although, they were... kind of right. 832 00:49:35,099 --> 00:49:38,227 Say you expand to 16 panty girls 833 00:49:38,310 --> 00:49:40,479 and you go down to two days per pair of panties, 834 00:49:40,562 --> 00:49:42,314 that's 48 pairs of panties per week. 835 00:49:42,397 --> 00:49:44,859 Times that by $75 each, 836 00:49:44,942 --> 00:49:48,696 and you have a gross amount... of... 837 00:49:48,779 --> 00:49:49,780 Holy fuck! 838 00:49:49,864 --> 00:49:51,031 What? 839 00:49:51,115 --> 00:49:53,158 $3,600 a week. 840 00:49:54,034 --> 00:49:55,035 Wow. 841 00:49:56,036 --> 00:49:57,121 But two days per panty, 842 00:49:57,204 --> 00:49:59,539 wouldn't that be more than three pairs per week? 843 00:49:59,624 --> 00:50:03,043 Yeah, but you should give them a day off... 844 00:50:04,378 --> 00:50:06,546 - for the Sabbath. - Oh. 845 00:50:06,631 --> 00:50:09,424 Look at you. You're a good Christian girl. 846 00:50:09,508 --> 00:50:11,927 - Actually, I'm Buddhist. - Of course you are. 847 00:50:13,012 --> 00:50:15,347 Maybe they'll give you a special Buddha meal. 848 00:50:15,430 --> 00:50:16,431 Ew, no, they're gross. 849 00:50:16,515 --> 00:50:18,726 It's some sort of gluten shit instead of meat. 850 00:50:18,809 --> 00:50:21,520 But now that they're cracking down on the fake Jews, 851 00:50:21,603 --> 00:50:23,230 I'm thinking of going halal. 852 00:50:25,274 --> 00:50:27,526 You really know how to work a system. 853 00:50:27,609 --> 00:50:29,654 I'm a hard worker. 854 00:50:30,487 --> 00:50:31,571 Mmm. 855 00:50:32,657 --> 00:50:36,035 So, what did Alex say when you told her the good news? 856 00:50:36,118 --> 00:50:37,912 Oh, but I haven't told her. 857 00:50:37,995 --> 00:50:40,539 She's been busy. 858 00:50:40,622 --> 00:50:42,750 And by "busy," I mean psychologically unstable. 859 00:50:43,542 --> 00:50:46,879 And by "psychologically unstable," I mean annoying. 860 00:50:47,922 --> 00:50:50,966 Well... I'm honored that you told me first. 861 00:50:51,050 --> 00:50:53,635 - Sixteen girls. - Mmm-hmm. 862 00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:56,972 I have to make sure we find girls we can trust. 863 00:50:57,056 --> 00:50:58,891 Yeah. 864 00:50:58,974 --> 00:51:02,978 Girls that we know will be into it. 865 00:51:03,062 --> 00:51:05,856 - "It" being panties? - Yeah. 866 00:51:07,316 --> 00:51:10,527 - That won't be hard. - It won't? 867 00:51:10,610 --> 00:51:12,697 No, it's like, um... 868 00:51:12,780 --> 00:51:16,075 it's like sussing out whether somebody's into you or not. 869 00:51:16,158 --> 00:51:19,536 When you know it, you know it... you know? 870 00:51:20,079 --> 00:51:22,331 On the other hand, sometimes you can... 871 00:51:24,208 --> 00:51:26,126 suspect... 872 00:51:26,210 --> 00:51:31,423 but you're not... totally sure-sure. 873 00:51:31,506 --> 00:51:35,510 And so, you're left... sitting in that expectation... 874 00:51:36,762 --> 00:51:40,891 waiting for someone to... break the suspense. 875 00:51:52,611 --> 00:51:55,697 Did that clear things up? 876 00:51:58,450 --> 00:51:59,451 No. 877 00:52:01,411 --> 00:52:04,289 In fact, that just made everything a lot more fucking confusing. 878 00:52:05,165 --> 00:52:06,834 Uh... 879 00:52:06,917 --> 00:52:08,252 Sorry. 880 00:52:08,335 --> 00:52:09,962 It's not your fault. 881 00:52:12,506 --> 00:52:14,008 Yeah, it is. 882 00:52:14,091 --> 00:52:16,218 Okay, yeah. 883 00:52:17,469 --> 00:52:19,221 Yeah, it kind of is.