1 00:00:00,717 --> 00:00:02,135 [theme song playing] 2 00:00:44,099 --> 00:00:45,934 [cell door slams] 3 00:01:01,700 --> 00:01:03,451 [cell door slams] 4 00:01:06,580 --> 00:01:09,499 [boy laughing] 5 00:01:15,213 --> 00:01:17,173 Mama... 6 00:01:17,257 --> 00:01:18,591 I'm dying. 7 00:01:19,885 --> 00:01:21,011 Shit. 8 00:01:22,971 --> 00:01:24,305 Ain't you only 11? 9 00:01:25,056 --> 00:01:26,516 Mama, I'm 10. 10 00:01:26,599 --> 00:01:27,768 Damn it. 11 00:01:27,851 --> 00:01:30,061 I knew all them chemicals they feed you at school 12 00:01:30,145 --> 00:01:31,730 weren't no good for you. 13 00:01:31,813 --> 00:01:32,981 Come on. 14 00:01:33,064 --> 00:01:35,609 Come sit down with your mama, Tiff. 15 00:01:38,444 --> 00:01:40,030 [sighs] 16 00:01:40,113 --> 00:01:41,948 You ain't dying, baby. 17 00:01:42,032 --> 00:01:43,867 You will, one day. Ain't no way around that. 18 00:01:43,950 --> 00:01:47,746 But this here, this is life coming out of you. 19 00:01:47,829 --> 00:01:48,914 Kind of like pee. 20 00:01:51,207 --> 00:01:53,251 Don't be scared. 21 00:01:53,334 --> 00:01:56,004 All it means is you ain't a little grubber no more. 22 00:01:56,630 --> 00:01:58,715 Now you're like a case of pop. 23 00:01:58,799 --> 00:02:00,300 You got value. 24 00:02:01,802 --> 00:02:04,095 Look, there's some things you gotta know. 25 00:02:04,179 --> 00:02:07,933 Now that you're a-tittin' and a-hairin', boys are gonna see you different, 26 00:02:08,016 --> 00:02:10,894 and pretty soon, they're gonna do you different. 27 00:02:10,977 --> 00:02:14,230 Best thing is to go on and let 'em do their business, baby. 28 00:02:15,231 --> 00:02:18,234 If you're real lucky, most of 'em be quick, like your daddy. 29 00:02:18,944 --> 00:02:24,282 It's like a bee sting, in and out, over before you knew it was happening. 30 00:02:24,365 --> 00:02:26,492 But, Mama, bee stings hurt. 31 00:02:28,912 --> 00:02:31,539 Come on now. We're celebrating. 32 00:02:31,622 --> 00:02:34,250 Double fudge chocolate, your favorite. 33 00:02:37,420 --> 00:02:38,671 Chin up. 34 00:02:41,091 --> 00:02:42,467 - [baby coos] - Mmm. 35 00:02:42,550 --> 00:02:43,802 Wait, damn. 36 00:02:43,885 --> 00:02:45,762 I don't want you bleeding all over the couch there. 37 00:02:45,846 --> 00:02:48,014 Get up, and let's get a Kotex on you. 38 00:02:48,098 --> 00:02:49,682 What's a Kotex? 39 00:02:51,059 --> 00:02:52,894 [man speaking indistinctly on PA] 40 00:02:52,978 --> 00:02:55,021 Hey, uh, Doggett, can we talk for a second? 41 00:02:55,105 --> 00:02:56,522 Just leave me alone, okay? 42 00:02:56,606 --> 00:02:59,234 Oh, God, you're scared. Don't be scared, please. 43 00:02:59,317 --> 00:03:01,903 This is awful. Could you just stop for a second? 44 00:03:02,904 --> 00:03:04,239 Thank you. 45 00:03:07,743 --> 00:03:08,785 Um... 46 00:03:08,869 --> 00:03:12,914 There's a couple donuts in there. I didn't know how else to sneak them in. 47 00:03:14,791 --> 00:03:16,709 - Look, Tiff... - Doggett. 48 00:03:16,793 --> 00:03:18,044 Doggett. 49 00:03:18,962 --> 00:03:21,882 - Um, things got weird the other day. - Yeah. 50 00:03:21,965 --> 00:03:23,674 I'm real sorry. 51 00:03:23,759 --> 00:03:24,885 I don't know what happened. 52 00:03:24,968 --> 00:03:29,014 This is all new, this guard stuff, 53 00:03:29,097 --> 00:03:31,349 and I've never had this much responsibility before. 54 00:03:31,432 --> 00:03:32,433 It's weird. 55 00:03:32,517 --> 00:03:36,312 But I really like it here and I don't wanna fuck it up, 56 00:03:36,396 --> 00:03:39,399 and I'm really sorry if I made you feel uncomfortable 57 00:03:39,482 --> 00:03:42,778 or did anything you didn't wanna do... 58 00:03:43,361 --> 00:03:47,949 but maybe you also... did want to? 59 00:03:50,535 --> 00:03:53,579 'Cause I could be misinterpreting. Women are difficult to read sometimes. 60 00:03:53,663 --> 00:03:57,918 I mean, not, like, for everyone. That's not a generalization. 61 00:03:58,001 --> 00:03:59,002 I'm a feminist. 62 00:03:59,085 --> 00:04:03,006 I just meant for me, specifically. 63 00:04:03,089 --> 00:04:06,802 Anyway, uh, I like talking to you and hanging out with you and stuff. 64 00:04:06,885 --> 00:04:13,099 And I guess maybe I just wasn't sure how to express that... or something. 65 00:04:13,183 --> 00:04:15,435 Are you saying you like me? 66 00:04:15,518 --> 00:04:17,228 Like, you like me, like me? Or... 67 00:04:17,312 --> 00:04:20,481 Yeah, I do. 68 00:04:24,820 --> 00:04:26,321 Don't worry about the pond thing. 69 00:04:26,404 --> 00:04:27,488 No? 70 00:04:28,073 --> 00:04:31,117 You're just being assertive to your inmates like I taught you, right? 71 00:04:31,201 --> 00:04:33,578 Yeah, exactly. 72 00:04:33,661 --> 00:04:34,745 [both chuckling] 73 00:04:35,872 --> 00:04:37,623 I couldn't stop thinking about it. 74 00:04:38,708 --> 00:04:40,668 You couldn't stop thinking about me? 75 00:04:41,294 --> 00:04:43,421 No. 76 00:04:46,757 --> 00:04:48,593 Thank you for the T-shirt treats. 77 00:04:48,676 --> 00:04:50,511 Maybe I'll see you later? 78 00:04:51,888 --> 00:04:52,889 I'll be here. 79 00:04:52,973 --> 00:04:55,266 - Okay. - [both laughing] 80 00:05:20,375 --> 00:05:21,376 [Luschek sighs] 81 00:05:22,377 --> 00:05:23,544 Isn't that Healy's spot? 82 00:05:25,088 --> 00:05:26,672 Oh. 83 00:05:26,756 --> 00:05:30,426 Yeah, he gave it to me. He, uh, owed me one. 84 00:05:33,429 --> 00:05:36,432 [weeping woman] I'm going to kill myself... 85 00:05:36,516 --> 00:05:37,934 [sighs] 86 00:05:38,018 --> 00:05:41,062 If I have to keep eating this food! 87 00:05:44,274 --> 00:05:48,153 I've had the same itch for three months straight! 88 00:05:52,949 --> 00:05:55,243 I hate papaya! 89 00:05:56,744 --> 00:05:59,915 I'm tired of being a burn victim! 90 00:06:02,833 --> 00:06:04,210 Why the fuck is we screaming? 91 00:06:04,294 --> 00:06:06,504 Just say the first thing that comes to mind. 92 00:06:06,587 --> 00:06:08,714 It'll feel good to get out your frustrations. 93 00:06:11,134 --> 00:06:12,468 This is stupid! 94 00:06:12,552 --> 00:06:16,139 [sighs] Well, I'd like that to be a little more group-positive, 95 00:06:16,222 --> 00:06:17,515 but okay. 96 00:06:17,598 --> 00:06:18,891 Ladies, good morning. 97 00:06:19,559 --> 00:06:21,727 [all] Good morning, Mr. Caputo. 98 00:06:21,811 --> 00:06:23,604 You didn't feel it necessary to put a stop to this? 99 00:06:23,688 --> 00:06:25,523 They're expressing their right to religious freedom. 100 00:06:25,606 --> 00:06:27,233 Yeah, it's our sunrise service. 101 00:06:27,317 --> 00:06:30,153 [sighs] That's great. Really super. 102 00:06:30,236 --> 00:06:32,738 Services have been suspended indefinitely, 103 00:06:32,822 --> 00:06:33,823 starting now. 104 00:06:33,906 --> 00:06:36,909 Let's go, ladies. Everybody inside for breakfast. 105 00:06:36,993 --> 00:06:38,744 You can feed your souls with food. 106 00:06:39,745 --> 00:06:42,457 - Let's go. - But... But... Stop! 107 00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:44,459 Wait, we're a religion. You can't do this. 108 00:06:45,376 --> 00:06:49,672 I don't care what you call this little collective of weirdos. 109 00:06:49,755 --> 00:06:52,050 You're disturbing the peace in my prison. 110 00:06:52,133 --> 00:06:54,052 But the Wiccans are allowed to meet. 111 00:06:54,135 --> 00:06:56,012 Yes, and you know what the Wiccans are? 112 00:06:56,846 --> 00:06:58,264 Oh, I know, I know! 113 00:06:59,057 --> 00:07:00,850 Hey. They're quiet. 114 00:07:00,934 --> 00:07:02,060 Gold star for you. 115 00:07:03,144 --> 00:07:05,563 What? Don't be jealous 'cause I got a gold star. 116 00:07:05,646 --> 00:07:07,941 We're quiet for most of the day, too. That's our whole thing. 117 00:07:08,024 --> 00:07:09,943 We're venting our frustrations now 118 00:07:10,026 --> 00:07:13,071 so the toxic feelings won't eat away at our vital organs. 119 00:07:13,154 --> 00:07:15,865 Yeah, like... 120 00:07:15,949 --> 00:07:16,950 our livers. 121 00:07:17,033 --> 00:07:18,659 Stop screaming. 122 00:07:18,743 --> 00:07:20,453 Bayley, my office. 123 00:07:20,996 --> 00:07:22,413 [inmates sigh in disappointment] 124 00:07:22,497 --> 00:07:25,375 [Angie] You know how rare it is I actually know the answer to any question? 125 00:07:25,458 --> 00:07:27,085 But I need you on my side. 126 00:07:30,338 --> 00:07:33,049 What the fuck is this? 127 00:07:33,133 --> 00:07:35,135 I suppose it could be whatever you want. 128 00:07:35,676 --> 00:07:38,471 A journal, place to make a list, uh... 129 00:07:38,554 --> 00:07:40,806 - You write a book. - Or write down someone else's every move? 130 00:07:40,890 --> 00:07:42,058 - Is that... - Well, I... 131 00:07:42,142 --> 00:07:44,269 Is that something else that you can do with this? 132 00:07:44,352 --> 00:07:46,771 Well, I've heard of ladies doing crazier things than that 133 00:07:46,854 --> 00:07:49,983 - just to, you know, stay busy in here. - Stop it. Just... stop, right now. 134 00:07:50,066 --> 00:07:51,109 What? 135 00:07:51,192 --> 00:07:52,443 Admit that you've been stalking me. 136 00:07:52,527 --> 00:07:54,362 I have the proof. 137 00:07:54,445 --> 00:07:57,198 Okay, you seem a little agitated right now. 138 00:07:57,282 --> 00:07:59,825 Because you're trying to fucking kill me! 139 00:07:59,909 --> 00:08:02,578 Hey, calm down. 140 00:08:03,288 --> 00:08:06,249 - This psycho... - Oh! 141 00:08:06,332 --> 00:08:08,126 Has been writing down everything that I do. 142 00:08:08,209 --> 00:08:11,379 - What are you talking about? - Look, this is hers. 143 00:08:14,924 --> 00:08:15,925 Who's AV? 144 00:08:16,009 --> 00:08:17,510 - I... - [Alex] What? Me. 145 00:08:17,593 --> 00:08:20,305 I'm AV. Alex Vause. 146 00:08:20,388 --> 00:08:22,932 Put this loon in Psych before she hurts someone. 147 00:08:23,016 --> 00:08:26,269 - Is this true? - Don't know what she's talking about, sir. 148 00:08:26,352 --> 00:08:28,979 This is my notebook. 149 00:08:29,064 --> 00:08:31,316 Bullshit, this is yours! It was in your bunk! 150 00:08:31,399 --> 00:08:32,733 What were you doing in her bunk? 151 00:08:34,777 --> 00:08:38,198 And look, look, look, look, look. That's not even my handwriting. 152 00:08:41,367 --> 00:08:43,661 Jesus, Vause, you losing your marbles or what? 153 00:08:44,412 --> 00:08:46,456 - That's two shots. - [mimics shooting] 154 00:08:46,539 --> 00:08:50,668 One for disturbing the peace, and one for a classic 219, stealing. 155 00:08:50,751 --> 00:08:51,752 I'm in trouble? [scoffs] 156 00:08:52,795 --> 00:08:54,380 Are you serious? 157 00:08:56,924 --> 00:08:58,509 This is fucking insane. 158 00:08:58,593 --> 00:09:01,262 Vause, I suggest you take your shots and walk away 159 00:09:01,346 --> 00:09:02,847 or your next stop's gonna be the SHU. 160 00:09:04,974 --> 00:09:06,059 Choo-choo! 161 00:09:10,605 --> 00:09:12,440 Excellent train whistle, sir. 162 00:09:14,275 --> 00:09:15,693 She crazy. 163 00:09:15,776 --> 00:09:16,902 [reporter] We're getting reports that 164 00:09:16,986 --> 00:09:20,073 the jury and Judge Appel have returned to the courtroom, 165 00:09:20,156 --> 00:09:23,368 which means after 16 hours of deliberation, 166 00:09:23,451 --> 00:09:26,704 we are about to hear a verdict in this high-profile case. 167 00:09:26,787 --> 00:09:28,206 Quiet. 168 00:09:28,289 --> 00:09:30,291 Everyone be quiet. Here it comes. 169 00:09:30,375 --> 00:09:32,502 Oh, this brings back so many memories. 170 00:09:32,585 --> 00:09:34,962 And that bitch gotta be scared right now. 171 00:09:35,045 --> 00:09:37,507 - I'm sorry, what was that? - Scared. 172 00:09:37,590 --> 00:09:40,135 - Oh, scared? - That's what I just... 173 00:09:40,218 --> 00:09:42,678 Man, never mind. Where my girls at? 174 00:09:43,596 --> 00:09:45,181 And the ruling is in. 175 00:09:45,265 --> 00:09:48,351 Judy King, guilty on all counts. 176 00:09:48,434 --> 00:09:49,644 [all cheering] 177 00:09:49,727 --> 00:09:51,979 - Litchfield! Litchfield! - Wow! 178 00:09:52,062 --> 00:09:53,189 [all chanting] Litchfield! Litchfield! 179 00:09:57,277 --> 00:10:00,113 [laughs] Come on and get some. 180 00:10:00,196 --> 00:10:03,241 [singing] ♪ That bitch is coming to Litchfield ♪ 181 00:10:03,324 --> 00:10:06,286 Then we'll arrange for a discreet hand-off at a specific time 182 00:10:06,369 --> 00:10:11,999 at a previously agreed-upon location that works for all parties. 183 00:10:12,082 --> 00:10:13,751 You're making my ass so happy right now. 184 00:10:13,834 --> 00:10:17,087 Those saggy prison panties been depressing my cheeks. 185 00:10:17,172 --> 00:10:19,424 Like, I think they've been drooping from sadness. 186 00:10:19,507 --> 00:10:20,508 - Mmm. - Yeah, me, too. 187 00:10:20,591 --> 00:10:21,884 I gotta turn around my booty frown. 188 00:10:21,967 --> 00:10:23,219 And speaking of asses, 189 00:10:23,303 --> 00:10:25,596 what makes you think that we won't be turning yours in? 190 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:26,889 [Stella sighs] 191 00:10:26,972 --> 00:10:30,143 Because... we're gonna pay you for it. 192 00:10:30,226 --> 00:10:32,895 Yo, who the fuck is Crocodile Dundee over here? 193 00:10:32,978 --> 00:10:35,648 I am the keeper of the packets, you drongo. 194 00:10:35,731 --> 00:10:38,151 - What'd you call me? - Hey, hey, hey. 195 00:10:38,234 --> 00:10:41,196 Everything's fine. This is Stella. She's cool. 196 00:10:41,279 --> 00:10:42,447 Yo, I don't like surprises. 197 00:10:42,530 --> 00:10:44,657 Yeah, my accent can be very alarming. 198 00:10:44,740 --> 00:10:45,866 This is a win-win. 199 00:10:45,950 --> 00:10:47,743 You get to make your meals partially-edible 200 00:10:47,827 --> 00:10:50,871 and wear panties that make your butts happy. 201 00:10:50,955 --> 00:10:53,249 There's a thong and six packets of ramen flavor 202 00:10:53,333 --> 00:10:54,334 in there for each of you. 203 00:10:54,417 --> 00:10:56,877 That's three meals a day, for two days. 204 00:10:56,961 --> 00:10:59,088 We'll give you a new laundry bag when you turn them in. 205 00:10:59,172 --> 00:11:00,423 You stealing these from work? 206 00:11:00,506 --> 00:11:02,425 I'm not stealing. 207 00:11:02,508 --> 00:11:05,094 I'm appropriating unused materials and capitalizing. 208 00:11:05,177 --> 00:11:08,473 Shit, I should have thought of this. 209 00:11:08,556 --> 00:11:13,394 Flaca, we can be, like, panty twinsies. Oh, like old times. Okay, I'm in. 210 00:11:14,479 --> 00:11:15,480 Me, too. 211 00:11:15,563 --> 00:11:16,731 [Piper] Mmm-hmm. 212 00:11:18,023 --> 00:11:19,066 Fine. 213 00:11:19,149 --> 00:11:21,193 Just don't say "twinsies" around me again. 214 00:11:21,277 --> 00:11:24,739 Fantastic, and remember, ladies, stay active. 215 00:11:26,657 --> 00:11:28,743 Almost blew that one. 216 00:11:28,826 --> 00:11:32,204 Bitches be sensitive around here. 217 00:11:32,288 --> 00:11:33,539 You're fine. 218 00:11:33,623 --> 00:11:36,542 And you're hot when you're closing. 219 00:11:38,336 --> 00:11:40,129 What are you... 220 00:11:40,212 --> 00:11:43,048 [sighing] Shit. 221 00:11:43,132 --> 00:11:44,342 What? 222 00:11:44,425 --> 00:11:46,176 You need to talk about the other night, right? 223 00:11:46,261 --> 00:11:48,846 Like, process your guilt and shame for cheating on your girlfriend? 224 00:11:48,929 --> 00:11:52,267 I get it, I get it, but I'm not your girl for that. 225 00:11:53,809 --> 00:11:56,312 Actually, I don't. 226 00:11:57,688 --> 00:12:01,359 I've done the whole "guilty, whining, tortured cheater" thing, 227 00:12:01,442 --> 00:12:02,985 and it's annoying. 228 00:12:03,068 --> 00:12:04,737 What happened, happened. 229 00:12:04,820 --> 00:12:08,783 And I'm not interested in sitting around, analyzing everything I do anymore. 230 00:12:08,866 --> 00:12:09,867 Hmm. 231 00:12:10,826 --> 00:12:15,581 Bravo to you. That was an excellent speech. 232 00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:18,167 No, really. 233 00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:22,463 Almost as good as Bill Pullman's freedom speech in Independence Day. 234 00:12:22,547 --> 00:12:27,843 [Piper] Fuck Bill Pullman and his stupid, smarmy, thin-lipped face. 235 00:12:29,219 --> 00:12:30,638 [gate opening] 236 00:12:37,687 --> 00:12:39,522 I see you! 237 00:12:39,605 --> 00:12:41,816 That's right. Run, rabbit, run. 238 00:12:47,029 --> 00:12:50,115 Oh, man, focus on this line. I'm gonna finish. 239 00:12:50,199 --> 00:12:52,785 You can do this. You can do this. You're a champion. 240 00:12:57,247 --> 00:12:58,583 - Hey. - Wait. 241 00:12:58,666 --> 00:13:01,210 I think I have something to help. 242 00:13:02,211 --> 00:13:03,838 That's fantastic. 243 00:13:03,921 --> 00:13:04,922 You think so? 244 00:13:05,005 --> 00:13:08,509 I mean, I hoped you'd think so. I just wasn't sure. 245 00:13:08,593 --> 00:13:10,345 I do. 246 00:13:10,428 --> 00:13:12,304 I really do. 247 00:13:13,723 --> 00:13:15,350 What are we talking about again? 248 00:13:15,433 --> 00:13:17,059 Uh, your writer's block. 249 00:13:17,142 --> 00:13:18,603 Um... 250 00:13:18,686 --> 00:13:21,606 I wrote this for you. [chuckles] 251 00:13:26,944 --> 00:13:31,031 It's probably better if you read it out loud, 252 00:13:31,115 --> 00:13:34,034 so you can hear the rhythm. 253 00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:42,502 "Here are some ideas for your series, 254 00:13:42,585 --> 00:13:45,880 because I know you've been getting a lot of queries. 255 00:13:47,757 --> 00:13:50,300 I can tell you've been feeling stressed. 256 00:13:50,385 --> 00:13:52,928 Perhaps that's because you're repressed. 257 00:13:55,139 --> 00:14:00,728 May I suggest you pander to your audience with more girl-on-girl stuff? 258 00:14:00,811 --> 00:14:03,272 It's not rocket science." 259 00:14:07,192 --> 00:14:11,364 - That's not a pure... - Pure rhyme, I know. 260 00:14:11,447 --> 00:14:12,948 There's more. Go on. 261 00:14:15,826 --> 00:14:18,203 "Why not let me be helpful? 262 00:14:18,287 --> 00:14:20,790 You might've noticed I'm eligible." 263 00:14:20,873 --> 00:14:25,461 Yes, another slanted rhyme. Keep going. 264 00:14:25,545 --> 00:14:29,549 "If you need to research the activities, 265 00:14:29,632 --> 00:14:34,637 I'd be happy to join you, as I have homo-proclivities." 266 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,556 You don't have to say anything. 267 00:14:38,098 --> 00:14:39,308 Please don't. 268 00:14:39,392 --> 00:14:43,479 It would be, um, too much for me. 269 00:14:44,772 --> 00:14:47,567 I'm gonna be in the broom closet tonight... 270 00:14:48,609 --> 00:14:49,735 after dinner. 271 00:14:51,070 --> 00:14:52,905 I hope you'll meet me. 272 00:15:13,968 --> 00:15:16,971 This one time, my sister and I were at a drive-through, 273 00:15:17,054 --> 00:15:19,890 and right when we pulled up to the speaker to order, 274 00:15:19,974 --> 00:15:23,310 she just started giggling for no real reason. 275 00:15:23,393 --> 00:15:26,564 She just couldn't stop, and so I started laughing. 276 00:15:26,647 --> 00:15:29,775 And I think we were there for, like, five whole minutes 277 00:15:29,859 --> 00:15:34,404 with this voice saying over and over, "Hello? Are you ready to order?" 278 00:15:36,156 --> 00:15:39,076 I didn't mean to laugh at Leanne, 279 00:15:39,159 --> 00:15:41,829 but I just got this picture in my head of that Amish thing, 280 00:15:41,912 --> 00:15:45,165 and it's... genetic. 281 00:15:45,249 --> 00:15:47,251 Genetic nervous laughter. I can't control it. 282 00:15:47,334 --> 00:15:49,253 - Did you tell her that? - No. 283 00:15:50,463 --> 00:15:53,758 It probably would have come out all wrong anyway. 284 00:15:53,841 --> 00:15:55,926 I never seem to say the right thing. 285 00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:59,096 And you're caught in that cycle where you feel like no one likes you, 286 00:15:59,179 --> 00:16:02,850 so you start trying too hard, which only makes you more unlikable. 287 00:16:02,933 --> 00:16:07,396 Is this where you tell me to take the happy pills and stop whining? 288 00:16:08,689 --> 00:16:11,066 - [sighs] - Brook, you're in prison. 289 00:16:11,150 --> 00:16:14,028 I can't imagine a more reasonable time for you to experience depression. 290 00:16:14,111 --> 00:16:15,655 Your response is appropriate. 291 00:16:16,572 --> 00:16:19,199 Why should that be medicated? 292 00:16:19,283 --> 00:16:21,368 Because I feel so horrible. 293 00:16:23,245 --> 00:16:24,413 I'm so lonely. 294 00:16:24,497 --> 00:16:26,999 Well, now you have me. You can come in here and chat every day. 295 00:16:27,082 --> 00:16:29,418 No offense, but that's, like, so lame. 296 00:16:30,335 --> 00:16:33,088 It's like being that kid who has to eat lunch with the teacher 297 00:16:33,172 --> 00:16:35,049 'cause no one else wants to eat with her. 298 00:16:35,132 --> 00:16:38,135 Or maybe you're having a hard time making friends 299 00:16:38,218 --> 00:16:41,263 because you're different from the other women in here, Brook, 300 00:16:41,346 --> 00:16:44,058 and maybe that's not a bad thing. 301 00:16:48,228 --> 00:16:49,438 [chuckles] 302 00:16:50,147 --> 00:16:51,440 [Blanca] Hmm... 303 00:16:52,107 --> 00:16:53,442 [speaking Spanish] 304 00:16:54,777 --> 00:16:56,403 She has six toes on her right foot. 305 00:16:56,486 --> 00:16:58,781 - Ew. - [continues speaking Spanish] 306 00:16:58,864 --> 00:17:00,490 And she lived in a Greyhound bus for a year. 307 00:17:01,742 --> 00:17:05,037 - [speaking Spanish] - [laughing] 308 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:08,624 Her mother doesn't believe in 13th birthdays, so she had to skip it. 309 00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:10,000 Number three's a lie. 310 00:17:10,084 --> 00:17:11,919 [laughing] 311 00:17:12,002 --> 00:17:14,171 No way, she ain't got no six toes. 312 00:17:14,254 --> 00:17:15,464 No, no, she does. I saw that shit once. 313 00:17:15,548 --> 00:17:16,549 - What? - [Maritza] Oh. 314 00:17:16,632 --> 00:17:19,218 - It's like a little nubbin. - That's nasty. That's nasty. 315 00:17:19,301 --> 00:17:22,638 No, but whose mommy is crazy enough to make her skip a birthday? 316 00:17:22,722 --> 00:17:24,890 Pero you seen Blanca on one of her bad days. 317 00:17:24,974 --> 00:17:26,100 That shit's in your blood. 318 00:17:26,183 --> 00:17:27,434 Coño, nobody's gonna choose the bus 319 00:17:27,517 --> 00:17:29,687 because that's normal for everybody? 320 00:17:29,770 --> 00:17:31,146 [all] Yeah. 321 00:17:33,566 --> 00:17:36,068 - Oh, what's Red Rover up to? - Beats me. 322 00:17:36,151 --> 00:17:40,155 I'm keeping busy, as all of you should be trying to do, too. 323 00:17:40,239 --> 00:17:42,658 Can't listen to all this hen chatter anymore. 324 00:17:42,742 --> 00:17:44,326 But how we supposed to keep busy 325 00:17:44,409 --> 00:17:47,287 if throwing those fart bags into boiling water takes 10 minutes? 326 00:17:48,038 --> 00:17:50,332 - [exclaiming] - Holy shit, fresh veggies. 327 00:17:50,415 --> 00:17:52,376 Keep off of 'em. 328 00:17:54,544 --> 00:17:56,088 Purpose, girls. 329 00:17:57,297 --> 00:17:59,634 Everyone needs to find her purpose. 330 00:18:01,343 --> 00:18:02,803 Beautiful, what have you got? 331 00:18:02,887 --> 00:18:05,430 Look at this. 332 00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:29,955 Your skin looks like it will be very soft. [chuckles] 333 00:18:30,039 --> 00:18:33,167 You know, like a peach or a baby pig's belly. [laughs] 334 00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:34,543 [chuckles nervously] 335 00:18:34,627 --> 00:18:40,549 I aspire to put my hands on it and to inhale your hair. 336 00:18:40,633 --> 00:18:42,009 [sighs heavily] 337 00:18:42,885 --> 00:18:43,928 In my dreams, 338 00:18:44,011 --> 00:18:50,935 it smells like freshly-baked gingerbread and my mother's rice pudding... 339 00:18:51,852 --> 00:18:53,896 swirled together. 340 00:18:53,979 --> 00:18:55,397 Oh! [chuckles] 341 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,942 - That is quite a combination. - Yeah. 342 00:18:59,568 --> 00:19:01,445 [Crystal] He know he's been punished, 343 00:19:01,528 --> 00:19:04,824 and then I find him hiding in his closet with his phone, texting some girl. 344 00:19:06,116 --> 00:19:08,493 His phone that was locked in my desk drawer. 345 00:19:08,577 --> 00:19:10,537 You broke into your mother's desk? 346 00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:12,665 She can't take my shit. It's mine. 347 00:19:13,540 --> 00:19:14,917 Do you see that? 348 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:19,129 Hey, nothing is yours. 349 00:19:19,213 --> 00:19:21,006 You live by the grace of me. 350 00:19:22,174 --> 00:19:24,509 [Sophia] Michael, look at me. 351 00:19:24,593 --> 00:19:27,805 This behavior of yours is unacceptable. 352 00:19:27,888 --> 00:19:29,348 I don't know what's going on with you, 353 00:19:29,431 --> 00:19:32,059 but you need to get your act together right now. 354 00:19:32,142 --> 00:19:33,143 You don't get it. 355 00:19:33,227 --> 00:19:35,938 What don't I get? Tell me. 356 00:19:36,021 --> 00:19:38,190 - You need to stop. - Stop what? 357 00:19:38,273 --> 00:19:39,608 Acting like you care. 358 00:19:40,776 --> 00:19:41,777 Michael, I just want... 359 00:19:41,861 --> 00:19:43,195 I don't care what you want. 360 00:19:44,196 --> 00:19:47,116 - Michael, get back here now. - What you gonna do about it? 361 00:19:59,544 --> 00:20:01,088 Something on your mind, pumpkin? 362 00:20:01,171 --> 00:20:02,297 I'm gonna kill her. 363 00:20:02,381 --> 00:20:03,716 You gotta be more specific than that. 364 00:20:03,799 --> 00:20:05,801 Sophia, she's over there... 365 00:20:05,885 --> 00:20:08,971 she's having a nice visit with her son while I'm over here doing what? 366 00:20:09,054 --> 00:20:10,848 Nothing, trying to stay busy, huh? 367 00:20:10,931 --> 00:20:13,183 Ignoring the fact that she took my son away from me 368 00:20:13,267 --> 00:20:15,102 even though he didn't even do nothing. 369 00:20:15,185 --> 00:20:17,646 Did I tell you about that? I talked to him. 370 00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:22,442 He said it was all Michael. ¡El pendejito ese! It was all him. 371 00:20:22,526 --> 00:20:23,736 Benny, he ran. 372 00:20:23,819 --> 00:20:26,947 Benny ran as soon as he saw them starting to fight. 373 00:20:27,531 --> 00:20:30,492 You mentioned that once or twice or 15 times, yes. 374 00:20:31,035 --> 00:20:32,286 I miss... 375 00:20:34,121 --> 00:20:37,707 I miss him, mana. I miss him. I miss all of them. 376 00:20:37,792 --> 00:20:39,001 I know. 377 00:20:43,964 --> 00:20:45,174 You want some of mine? 378 00:20:45,257 --> 00:20:47,009 You are so stupid. 379 00:20:47,092 --> 00:20:48,803 [both chuckling] 380 00:20:49,469 --> 00:20:51,513 Which one is it again? 381 00:20:51,596 --> 00:20:55,392 - The cute one with the scraggly goatee. - Oh. 382 00:20:56,811 --> 00:20:58,353 I still maintain you'd make a good dyke. 383 00:20:59,188 --> 00:21:00,230 Come on. 384 00:21:00,314 --> 00:21:02,691 Diving into all that facial hair, no different than pussy. 385 00:21:02,775 --> 00:21:03,818 Ugh. 386 00:21:03,901 --> 00:21:06,904 First of all, that's really gross, okay? Jesus. 387 00:21:08,155 --> 00:21:10,282 And, secondly, I actually really like him, all right? 388 00:21:10,365 --> 00:21:11,784 It's not because of all the donuts. 389 00:21:11,867 --> 00:21:13,243 Mmm. 390 00:21:13,327 --> 00:21:16,080 We talk about things and stuff... 391 00:21:16,163 --> 00:21:17,456 Deep shit. 392 00:21:18,082 --> 00:21:19,834 Hey, maybe next time you could suck his dick, 393 00:21:19,917 --> 00:21:21,001 get us an ice cream cake. 394 00:21:21,626 --> 00:21:23,921 Come on, you know that would melt before it got here, 395 00:21:24,004 --> 00:21:26,841 so that's not a good idea, duh. 396 00:21:26,924 --> 00:21:28,675 [rock music playing] 397 00:21:37,059 --> 00:21:39,144 - [gun firing] - Oh, yeah. 398 00:21:40,395 --> 00:21:42,522 [Pennsatucky] Do you have an extra cigarette? 399 00:21:42,606 --> 00:21:44,399 - [gun firing] - [glass shattering] 400 00:21:45,317 --> 00:21:47,652 [man] Yeah, sweet. 401 00:22:08,298 --> 00:22:10,885 Hey, Doggett, you down? 402 00:22:12,094 --> 00:22:15,890 I told you I only accept Visa, MasterCard or Mountain Dew. 403 00:22:15,973 --> 00:22:18,725 [chuckles] Damn. 404 00:22:18,808 --> 00:22:20,060 Can you put me on a payment plan? 405 00:22:20,144 --> 00:22:22,812 Get that shit to you tomorrow, I swear. 406 00:22:24,523 --> 00:22:26,108 You look hot in that skirt. 407 00:22:26,191 --> 00:22:27,192 Mmm. 408 00:22:32,281 --> 00:22:33,823 [Pennsatucky] Sure. 409 00:22:33,908 --> 00:22:35,617 [Abe] Come on, all right. 410 00:22:38,245 --> 00:22:39,788 Yeah, I told you. 411 00:22:44,584 --> 00:22:45,710 [Abe] Yeah. 412 00:22:51,341 --> 00:22:52,384 Ow! 413 00:22:52,467 --> 00:22:53,760 Fuck me! 414 00:22:53,843 --> 00:22:55,595 I just got bit or stung by something. 415 00:22:55,679 --> 00:22:58,557 - Well, come on, get back here. - Get your fucking hands off me! 416 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,642 [Abe] Oh, come on, don't do that. 417 00:23:00,725 --> 00:23:03,145 Shut the fuck up. I just got stung or bit. 418 00:23:03,228 --> 00:23:04,563 I was almost there, Tiff. 419 00:23:04,646 --> 00:23:06,398 Oh, fuck you and your blue balls. 420 00:23:06,481 --> 00:23:07,942 [Abe] Oh, you gonna leave me unfinished? All right. 421 00:23:08,025 --> 00:23:09,526 [Pennsatucky] Fucking hurts. 422 00:23:11,445 --> 00:23:12,654 [rock music continues] 423 00:23:19,036 --> 00:23:20,037 You okay? 424 00:23:21,163 --> 00:23:24,166 No, I think I got a spider bite or a bee sting. 425 00:23:26,751 --> 00:23:28,503 - One sec. - Yeah. 426 00:23:36,178 --> 00:23:38,055 Let's have a look. 427 00:23:40,682 --> 00:23:42,517 What, are you a faggot or something? 428 00:23:42,601 --> 00:23:46,355 [chuckles] No, my family camps a lot. 429 00:23:46,438 --> 00:23:49,358 Is being prepared for emergencies not manly down here? 430 00:23:49,441 --> 00:23:50,567 [groaning] 431 00:23:50,650 --> 00:23:52,111 Ow. 432 00:23:52,194 --> 00:23:55,697 Nah, I just wouldn't spread it around too much. 433 00:23:55,780 --> 00:23:57,741 So, what, did y'all just move here? 434 00:23:57,824 --> 00:23:59,576 Yeah... 435 00:23:59,659 --> 00:24:01,911 my dad's working at the mine... 436 00:24:01,996 --> 00:24:04,873 till he gets fired for being a drunk and we move again. 437 00:24:05,582 --> 00:24:07,626 Yeah, but you don't gotta worry about that around here, 438 00:24:07,709 --> 00:24:09,044 'cause everybody's a drunk. 439 00:24:12,172 --> 00:24:14,508 There you go... 440 00:24:14,591 --> 00:24:15,800 you're all patched up. 441 00:24:16,843 --> 00:24:17,886 Thank you. 442 00:24:18,803 --> 00:24:20,972 I'm Nathan. 443 00:24:21,056 --> 00:24:25,935 You wanna hang out sometime? See a movie or something? 444 00:24:28,147 --> 00:24:29,814 What do I gotta do? 445 00:24:31,275 --> 00:24:32,359 Uh... 446 00:24:33,277 --> 00:24:34,528 be my date? 447 00:24:38,323 --> 00:24:39,324 All right. 448 00:24:40,242 --> 00:24:42,536 - All right, I'll see you. - Stop. 449 00:24:42,619 --> 00:24:43,662 [Nathan chuckles] 450 00:24:51,795 --> 00:24:53,588 [woman speaking indistinctly on PA] 451 00:24:58,635 --> 00:24:59,761 [sniffing] 452 00:25:02,681 --> 00:25:05,016 Hello, curly-haired person. 453 00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:06,685 Hey. 454 00:25:07,811 --> 00:25:09,979 - You Jewish, right? - Cuban. 455 00:25:10,689 --> 00:25:11,690 Shit. 456 00:25:12,982 --> 00:25:14,193 Really? 457 00:25:18,572 --> 00:25:21,158 Extra fruit cup for you, Norma. 458 00:25:26,246 --> 00:25:27,914 Where the fuck were you today? 459 00:25:29,249 --> 00:25:30,667 Is that a real question? 460 00:25:30,750 --> 00:25:33,212 Like, you, for real, want me to make the prison joke? 461 00:25:33,712 --> 00:25:35,797 Judy King got sentenced this morning. 462 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:37,549 - Oh, shit, yo! - [both laughing] 463 00:25:37,632 --> 00:25:39,759 - Shh! - [whispers] Sorry. 464 00:25:39,843 --> 00:25:41,928 Why are you not allowed to talk? 465 00:25:42,011 --> 00:25:45,307 [softly] It's all about not contributing to the noise and shit. 466 00:25:46,015 --> 00:25:47,517 Yo, don't think I'm crazy or nothing, 467 00:25:47,601 --> 00:25:51,730 but it actually sort of makes me feel calm... 468 00:25:52,647 --> 00:25:56,025 like the wall's not closing in on me... like I can breathe. 469 00:25:56,110 --> 00:25:59,613 I didn't hear anything you just said. 470 00:25:59,696 --> 00:26:02,532 But your girl's guilty, and she's probably coming to Litchfield. 471 00:26:02,616 --> 00:26:05,369 They're gonna announce it [yelling] tomorrow! 472 00:26:05,452 --> 00:26:07,287 [softly] Judy King coming here? 473 00:26:07,371 --> 00:26:09,956 That's what I just said! 474 00:26:10,039 --> 00:26:12,626 [softly] Unless my noise is too much for you. 475 00:26:12,709 --> 00:26:13,835 [mouths] 476 00:26:14,919 --> 00:26:16,588 [laughing] 477 00:26:18,047 --> 00:26:21,468 Hey, did you know we're not in a union anymore? 478 00:26:23,137 --> 00:26:25,514 - Sorry, what? - Now, come on, this is serious. 479 00:26:25,597 --> 00:26:29,184 I called our union rep this morning to ask about my medical plan. 480 00:26:29,268 --> 00:26:32,229 She says we're not in a union anymore, not since MCC took over. 481 00:26:32,312 --> 00:26:33,355 Those motherfuckers. 482 00:26:33,438 --> 00:26:35,815 I gotta reiterate. I don't give a single shit about this. 483 00:26:35,899 --> 00:26:38,318 Look, even if you don't got kids to support, 484 00:26:38,402 --> 00:26:40,445 you can't tell me that you don't care about the money. 485 00:26:40,529 --> 00:26:43,240 Crazy thing happened. Uh, a couple months ago, 486 00:26:43,323 --> 00:26:45,950 this dude in a sharp suit shows up at my front door, 487 00:26:46,034 --> 00:26:48,077 says I'm sitting on valuable land. 488 00:26:48,162 --> 00:26:50,830 They traced oil deposits or some shit to right underneath my house. 489 00:26:50,914 --> 00:26:53,292 Asked me if I mind them coming in and digging. 490 00:26:53,375 --> 00:26:56,920 Says they'll compensate me for my time. And I say, "Sure, I don't give a shit." 491 00:26:57,003 --> 00:26:58,672 And now, what do you know? 492 00:26:58,755 --> 00:27:01,633 These government checks start showing up in my mailbox every week or so, 493 00:27:01,716 --> 00:27:03,427 so, uh, I'm pretty set. 494 00:27:03,968 --> 00:27:05,679 You know, my cousin said that 495 00:27:05,762 --> 00:27:08,890 he bought H off your brother-in-law a couple weeks back. 496 00:27:09,891 --> 00:27:11,560 You don't know nothing about that, do you? 497 00:27:13,937 --> 00:27:15,772 [mouths] Nah. 498 00:27:17,816 --> 00:27:20,569 My last name is Ginsberg, for fuck's sake. 499 00:27:20,652 --> 00:27:21,653 And? 500 00:27:21,736 --> 00:27:23,780 Okay, my Hebrew name is Shayna Malka. 501 00:27:23,863 --> 00:27:25,949 - Huh? - Shayna Malka? 502 00:27:26,032 --> 00:27:28,827 I was Bat Mitzvahed at Temple Beth Israel, and at the party, 503 00:27:28,910 --> 00:27:32,497 I sang Wind Beneath My Wings backed by a full orchestra. 504 00:27:32,581 --> 00:27:33,582 Killed it, by the way. 505 00:27:33,665 --> 00:27:35,292 But hold up though, shawty. 506 00:27:35,375 --> 00:27:38,545 You got blonde hair and blue eyes. 507 00:27:38,628 --> 00:27:40,214 You know what I'm saying? 508 00:27:40,297 --> 00:27:42,674 That combo don't show up much with y'all, from what I hear. 509 00:27:42,757 --> 00:27:46,636 Okay, so clearly you're already an expert. Okay, I'm gonna go sit at another table. 510 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,012 No, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. 511 00:27:48,096 --> 00:27:50,557 No, now, I'm just assessin' over here. You know what I'm sayin'? 512 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:53,643 I'm offering hella commissary for some Jew 411, 513 00:27:53,727 --> 00:27:56,145 so I'm gonna need to know I'm getting my candy's worth, okay? 514 00:27:56,230 --> 00:27:58,064 Now, calm the fuck down. 515 00:27:58,147 --> 00:28:00,567 Next question. What you in here for? 516 00:28:02,569 --> 00:28:03,570 Money laundering. 517 00:28:03,653 --> 00:28:06,281 Okay, now we talkin'. 518 00:28:09,075 --> 00:28:10,744 [buzzing] 519 00:28:26,385 --> 00:28:27,886 How you doing, sweet pea? 520 00:28:27,969 --> 00:28:29,095 [whimpering] 521 00:28:29,178 --> 00:28:30,680 It's good to see you, Mommy. 522 00:28:30,764 --> 00:28:32,140 [sighs heavily] 523 00:28:32,224 --> 00:28:33,600 You look so pale, honey. 524 00:28:33,683 --> 00:28:35,477 - Are you all right? - Mmm. 525 00:28:36,686 --> 00:28:39,147 Mommy, she hasn't written me back. 526 00:28:39,773 --> 00:28:43,860 I write her every day, tell her how much I love her. 527 00:28:43,943 --> 00:28:46,613 I write lists of names for the baby, 528 00:28:46,696 --> 00:28:50,116 compose short stories about the future of our relationship, 529 00:28:50,199 --> 00:28:53,077 remind her of other star-crossed lovers throughout history 530 00:28:53,161 --> 00:28:55,664 who have overcome great obstacles to be together, 531 00:28:55,747 --> 00:29:00,335 Romeo and Juliet, Lolita and the old guy, Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins. 532 00:29:00,419 --> 00:29:02,796 Honey, none of those couples ended up together. 533 00:29:02,879 --> 00:29:04,756 I love her, Mommy. 534 00:29:04,839 --> 00:29:06,341 [inhales sharply] 535 00:29:06,425 --> 00:29:07,426 I love her. 536 00:29:07,509 --> 00:29:08,885 I know you do. 537 00:29:08,968 --> 00:29:10,929 I was not a rapist... 538 00:29:11,012 --> 00:29:12,013 with her. 539 00:29:13,265 --> 00:29:15,850 We made love. 540 00:29:15,934 --> 00:29:19,396 "Guard, prisoner," they're just words. 541 00:29:19,479 --> 00:29:21,815 I need to get out of here and claim my family. 542 00:29:21,898 --> 00:29:23,567 George, George. 543 00:29:23,650 --> 00:29:25,193 You're right. 544 00:29:25,277 --> 00:29:26,320 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 545 00:29:28,237 --> 00:29:32,951 All "me, me, me" again, right? How are you? 546 00:29:33,952 --> 00:29:37,581 George, I have some difficult news for you, 547 00:29:37,664 --> 00:29:42,210 and I need you to promise me that you are going to take a deep breath 548 00:29:42,294 --> 00:29:44,463 and try to have an appropriate response, 549 00:29:44,546 --> 00:29:46,047 just like we always used to practice. 550 00:29:46,130 --> 00:29:47,341 - Oh, my God. - All right? 551 00:29:47,424 --> 00:29:48,717 You're sick. 552 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,927 You have cancer, breast cancer. Is it in the stomach? 553 00:29:51,010 --> 00:29:53,972 - Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! - No, no, George, George. 554 00:29:54,806 --> 00:29:57,434 No, I'm healthy. I'm healthy. 555 00:29:57,517 --> 00:30:00,144 Come on, please, honey, it's okay. Just deep breaths. 556 00:30:00,228 --> 00:30:01,563 [breathing deeply] 557 00:30:01,646 --> 00:30:02,689 You're... 558 00:30:02,772 --> 00:30:05,274 You're healthy. 559 00:30:05,359 --> 00:30:07,444 That's good. 560 00:30:09,821 --> 00:30:11,155 It's not your baby. 561 00:30:13,575 --> 00:30:14,576 What? 562 00:30:14,659 --> 00:30:19,247 Dayanara's baby, it's not yours. I am so, so sorry, honey. 563 00:30:20,749 --> 00:30:22,751 I don't understand. 564 00:30:22,834 --> 00:30:25,294 I went to see her. I thought that... 565 00:30:26,630 --> 00:30:29,383 I don't know what I thought... That I could offer you a hopeful future 566 00:30:29,466 --> 00:30:33,219 or that I could take care of your child until you could. 567 00:30:35,304 --> 00:30:36,305 But it is mine. 568 00:30:36,390 --> 00:30:39,601 No, honey, she told me so herself. 569 00:30:39,684 --> 00:30:41,310 We made the love. 570 00:30:41,395 --> 00:30:44,523 Yes, well, apparently, you weren't the only one. 571 00:30:44,606 --> 00:30:46,483 No... 572 00:30:46,566 --> 00:30:47,567 that baby is mine. 573 00:30:48,485 --> 00:30:49,486 I'm gonna be a father. 574 00:30:49,569 --> 00:30:51,112 - [sighs] - I'm gonna get out of here. 575 00:30:51,195 --> 00:30:53,072 I'm gonna be the best father anybody could ever want. 576 00:30:53,156 --> 00:30:55,909 George, why don't you focus on the positive? 577 00:30:55,992 --> 00:30:58,537 If it's not yours, maybe we can get you out of here a lot faster... 578 00:30:58,620 --> 00:31:04,208 That woman and the baby she's carrying are the only things that keep me alive. 579 00:31:08,296 --> 00:31:11,132 They're gonna change my life, Mommy. 580 00:31:11,215 --> 00:31:14,928 They're gonna make me into the man I always knew I could be... 581 00:31:15,011 --> 00:31:17,138 the man you said I could be. 582 00:31:22,811 --> 00:31:25,313 Okay, sweet pea. Okay. 583 00:31:27,566 --> 00:31:30,444 He had these beady little eyes, 584 00:31:30,527 --> 00:31:35,323 like they were glued onto his face like a koala, you know? 585 00:31:35,407 --> 00:31:38,284 I thought I could get past it, first couple of times. 586 00:31:38,367 --> 00:31:40,203 [Crazy Eyes] Well, koalas are scary. 587 00:31:40,286 --> 00:31:44,791 Anyhoo, I took him right off my visitors list after today. 588 00:31:44,874 --> 00:31:47,919 [chuckles] You are a real slut. 589 00:31:48,753 --> 00:31:51,631 Suzanne... that is not nice. 590 00:31:51,715 --> 00:31:54,676 But you seemed so experienced. 591 00:31:54,759 --> 00:31:58,387 Well, yes... I guess, I suppose I... 592 00:31:58,472 --> 00:31:59,556 In a way, I... 593 00:31:59,639 --> 00:32:02,892 But you... It is not nice to call somebody a slut. 594 00:32:03,602 --> 00:32:08,940 Then why do girls like it when men call them sluts during sex? 595 00:32:09,023 --> 00:32:12,736 Or bitches? Or dirty whores who love cum? 596 00:32:12,819 --> 00:32:16,364 [chuckles] Oh, dear, well, that is a complicated question. 597 00:32:16,448 --> 00:32:18,492 Yeah, I don't understand things sometimes. 598 00:32:18,575 --> 00:32:20,409 - Yeah, I know. - Like sex. 599 00:32:20,494 --> 00:32:21,495 Mmm. 600 00:32:22,996 --> 00:32:24,372 I don't understand sex. 601 00:32:28,042 --> 00:32:30,962 - But you write... - No, I made it up. 602 00:32:31,045 --> 00:32:34,257 From my imagination brain influenced by the stuff I read. 603 00:32:34,340 --> 00:32:35,967 It's not real. 604 00:32:37,176 --> 00:32:41,430 It's going to maybe be real, and I don't think I can do it. 605 00:32:41,515 --> 00:32:42,766 I don't know how. 606 00:32:43,558 --> 00:32:45,101 Oh... 607 00:32:45,184 --> 00:32:46,435 there's a girl. 608 00:32:47,896 --> 00:32:50,690 - Hon, have you not... - No. 609 00:32:50,774 --> 00:32:52,275 - Nothing? - No. 610 00:32:52,358 --> 00:32:54,110 - Ever? - No. 611 00:32:55,153 --> 00:32:56,195 [sighs] 612 00:32:56,279 --> 00:32:57,280 Well... 613 00:32:58,782 --> 00:33:01,868 I was really scared my first time, too. 614 00:33:01,951 --> 00:33:03,286 I was 14. 615 00:33:03,369 --> 00:33:06,330 I was in the basement at Joey Giordano's house. 616 00:33:06,414 --> 00:33:07,541 - [sighs sharply] - [exclaims] 617 00:33:08,542 --> 00:33:14,005 Listen, your first time... it's gonna be messy and bumbling and weird. 618 00:33:14,088 --> 00:33:15,507 Everyone's is. 619 00:33:15,590 --> 00:33:17,300 What do I do with my hands? 620 00:33:19,093 --> 00:33:20,804 Put 'em inside her. 621 00:33:22,556 --> 00:33:25,141 Brussels sprouts, ugh, for real? 622 00:33:25,224 --> 00:33:28,186 I know, but you can't get away from them these days. 623 00:33:28,269 --> 00:33:29,270 Huh. 624 00:33:30,188 --> 00:33:33,983 - And people actually like them? - Yeah, it's, like, hip or something. 625 00:33:34,067 --> 00:33:37,028 You know, sometimes I'm glad I'm not out in the world, 626 00:33:37,111 --> 00:33:38,738 'cause it seems awful confusing. 627 00:33:38,822 --> 00:33:40,448 It is. 628 00:33:41,074 --> 00:33:42,742 Yeah. [chuckles nervously] 629 00:33:46,705 --> 00:33:47,831 Hey, I don't know about you, 630 00:33:47,914 --> 00:33:51,626 but I'm craving ice cream, something fierce. 631 00:33:51,710 --> 00:33:55,714 And, um... we have some time before we gotta get back, 632 00:33:55,797 --> 00:33:56,798 if you wanna stop. 633 00:33:59,593 --> 00:34:00,594 Pull over. 634 00:34:03,346 --> 00:34:04,347 Okay. 635 00:34:10,311 --> 00:34:11,312 [Pennsatucky clears throat] 636 00:34:12,230 --> 00:34:13,648 You don't have to do that. 637 00:34:15,274 --> 00:34:16,943 - Do what? - Anything. 638 00:34:17,777 --> 00:34:19,445 You don't have to do anything. 639 00:34:19,528 --> 00:34:23,491 We're friends now. I like you. 640 00:34:24,659 --> 00:34:28,371 If you want ice cream, you just ask, okay? 641 00:34:28,454 --> 00:34:29,581 Okay. 642 00:34:31,833 --> 00:34:33,042 What's your favorite flavor? 643 00:34:33,793 --> 00:34:38,882 Mmm, my favorite flavor is double fudge chocolate. 644 00:34:39,924 --> 00:34:44,012 Though I've never been able to understand how you could take chocolate, right, 645 00:34:44,095 --> 00:34:45,597 and then double it... 646 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:48,432 [chuckles] and then fudge it. 647 00:34:48,516 --> 00:34:50,476 It is so delicious. What's yours? 648 00:34:51,185 --> 00:34:52,729 Anything with rainbow sprinkles. 649 00:34:52,812 --> 00:34:54,230 [laughing] 650 00:34:54,313 --> 00:34:55,314 Nice. 651 00:34:55,398 --> 00:34:58,401 - You sure we have time? - We'll be all right. 652 00:34:58,484 --> 00:35:01,445 - Let's get some ice cream. - All right. 653 00:35:01,529 --> 00:35:03,239 [man on TV] You like that, you dirty slut? 654 00:35:03,322 --> 00:35:05,992 Yes, yeah. 655 00:35:06,075 --> 00:35:07,201 [woman moaning] 656 00:35:07,911 --> 00:35:09,412 [Pennsatucky chuckles] 657 00:35:09,495 --> 00:35:12,874 She makes the funniest sounds. Why is she smiling? 658 00:35:12,957 --> 00:35:17,295 Partly 'cause it's her job to, like a Walmart greeter, 659 00:35:17,378 --> 00:35:20,131 and partly 'cause she likes it. 660 00:35:21,049 --> 00:35:22,591 I don't get it. 661 00:35:23,927 --> 00:35:27,931 Why is he about to put his mouth on her... her vagina? 662 00:35:28,014 --> 00:35:29,557 That's so gross! 663 00:35:29,641 --> 00:35:31,768 Take this perverted shit out of here. 664 00:35:31,851 --> 00:35:34,103 - It's not perverted. - Yeah, it is. 665 00:35:34,187 --> 00:35:36,189 - [chuckles] - Hey. 666 00:35:36,272 --> 00:35:37,273 - Hmm? - Stand up. 667 00:35:38,274 --> 00:35:39,984 Where are we going? 668 00:35:41,235 --> 00:35:42,528 Stand up. 669 00:35:46,324 --> 00:35:47,450 I'm standing up. 670 00:35:53,915 --> 00:35:55,499 Come here. 671 00:35:55,583 --> 00:35:56,710 Okay. 672 00:36:14,352 --> 00:36:15,603 [Pennsatucky chuckles] 673 00:36:23,486 --> 00:36:25,196 No... 674 00:36:25,279 --> 00:36:26,280 don't do that. 675 00:36:26,364 --> 00:36:28,157 Why not? 676 00:36:28,241 --> 00:36:30,910 You're slow as molasses, come on. 677 00:36:46,885 --> 00:36:48,177 You look beautiful. 678 00:36:51,014 --> 00:36:52,348 Thank you. 679 00:36:53,641 --> 00:36:54,976 Come here. 680 00:37:07,781 --> 00:37:08,782 Get into bed. 681 00:37:30,011 --> 00:37:31,720 What are you doing? 682 00:37:35,599 --> 00:37:37,977 I don't know if I like... that. 683 00:37:38,061 --> 00:37:39,854 Oh, Jesus. 684 00:37:40,897 --> 00:37:42,106 [woman on TV] Oh, yeah! 685 00:37:42,190 --> 00:37:44,984 Are you doing that porn shit on me right now? 686 00:37:45,944 --> 00:37:49,322 No, ma'am... just taking care of you. 687 00:37:51,115 --> 00:37:53,659 I'm not gonna smile at you. 688 00:37:53,742 --> 00:37:55,036 [chuckles] 689 00:37:55,119 --> 00:37:58,706 You don't gotta smile. Just trust me. 690 00:38:01,918 --> 00:38:04,003 [woman on TV moaning] 691 00:38:04,087 --> 00:38:06,672 My God. Oh, my God. 692 00:38:09,342 --> 00:38:11,135 Is this what they write songs about? 693 00:38:11,219 --> 00:38:12,428 - Shh. - [moaning] 694 00:38:12,511 --> 00:38:14,013 Just relax. 695 00:38:14,097 --> 00:38:16,515 - Yeah, I'm relaxed. - Relax, baby. 696 00:38:16,599 --> 00:38:17,851 [continues moaning] 697 00:38:20,561 --> 00:38:22,688 Fuck, mmm, yes. 698 00:38:22,771 --> 00:38:23,982 [both laughing] 699 00:38:24,732 --> 00:38:26,818 Who are you, you magical man? 700 00:38:26,901 --> 00:38:27,986 [laughing] 701 00:38:31,114 --> 00:38:32,698 Oh, my God. 702 00:38:34,033 --> 00:38:35,701 Morello, what is that, like, Sicilian? 703 00:38:35,784 --> 00:38:37,871 Oh, I'm not sure. [chuckles] 704 00:38:37,954 --> 00:38:39,580 It's a cherry. 705 00:38:39,663 --> 00:38:40,874 I know that. 706 00:38:40,957 --> 00:38:43,709 It's Morello cherries. You ever heard of those? 707 00:38:44,627 --> 00:38:46,504 Well, my nonno used to say to me, 708 00:38:46,587 --> 00:38:51,634 "Oh, Lorna, I wanna squeeze you till the cherry juice runs out." 709 00:38:52,468 --> 00:38:54,178 That's fucking creepy. 710 00:38:54,262 --> 00:38:56,139 [laughing] 711 00:38:56,222 --> 00:38:57,223 He was. 712 00:38:57,306 --> 00:38:59,558 I guess all Italian grandparents sort of are. 713 00:38:59,642 --> 00:39:00,894 You know, you got the... 714 00:39:00,977 --> 00:39:04,063 you got the cheek pinching and the kissing and whatnot. 715 00:39:04,147 --> 00:39:05,773 Yeah, yeah. 716 00:39:05,857 --> 00:39:09,568 I was beginning to think it was all men, honestly. 717 00:39:11,445 --> 00:39:14,240 God, Lorna, you are the most beautiful woman 718 00:39:14,323 --> 00:39:15,366 I have ever seen. 719 00:39:16,659 --> 00:39:17,743 Get out of here. 720 00:39:17,826 --> 00:39:19,370 I'm serious. 721 00:39:19,453 --> 00:39:22,290 Now, you know, I'm gonna deny saying that to my friends. 722 00:39:22,373 --> 00:39:24,125 You know, I can't have them thinking I'm a pussy. 723 00:39:26,335 --> 00:39:28,379 - I'm kidding, right? I'm kidding. - Right, right, I get it. 724 00:39:28,462 --> 00:39:30,714 - I'm fucking with you. - [laughing] You're crazy. 725 00:39:31,549 --> 00:39:33,217 Oh, Vince. 726 00:39:34,010 --> 00:39:35,094 Vinnie... Can I call you Vinnie? 727 00:39:36,554 --> 00:39:39,933 Vinnie, that is something that I really like about you. 728 00:39:40,016 --> 00:39:42,393 'Cause you are sensitive, but you're also strong. 729 00:39:43,186 --> 00:39:44,187 Yeah. 730 00:39:44,812 --> 00:39:46,981 There's something about a man in a gold chain 731 00:39:47,065 --> 00:39:49,192 that makes me feel... [inhales deeply] 732 00:39:49,275 --> 00:39:51,360 Protected. 733 00:39:53,071 --> 00:39:56,157 I'd always protect you, Lorna, from anything. 734 00:40:01,037 --> 00:40:03,957 Well, there is this one guy. 735 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,874 He's been saying creepy things, 736 00:40:05,959 --> 00:40:12,673 and sending me these horrible, disgusting letters... 737 00:40:12,756 --> 00:40:16,677 telling me about what he wants to do to me... 738 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:20,264 making me feel very, very un-ladylike. 739 00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:25,394 What's his name, hmm? Where does he live? I'll kill this fucking prick. 740 00:40:25,478 --> 00:40:29,357 No, no, oh, I couldn't. I mean, you're so sweet. 741 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,359 What's his fucking name, Lorna? 742 00:40:36,489 --> 00:40:37,531 Psst. 743 00:40:37,615 --> 00:40:39,742 - You got yours on? - Hell, yeah. 744 00:40:39,825 --> 00:40:42,120 I feel all sexy underneath my khakis now. 745 00:40:42,203 --> 00:40:44,956 You feel all sexy for who, O'Neill? 746 00:40:46,874 --> 00:40:48,376 I feel like I got a secret, you know? 747 00:40:48,459 --> 00:40:52,546 Like we're a part of this secret club that no one knows about. 748 00:40:52,630 --> 00:40:53,631 I feel cool. 749 00:40:54,298 --> 00:40:57,343 Oh, my God, you just said that and my nipples got, like, super hard. 750 00:40:57,426 --> 00:40:59,053 [both laughing] 751 00:40:59,137 --> 00:41:00,179 [mouths] Bye. 752 00:41:01,305 --> 00:41:02,390 Bye. 753 00:41:10,398 --> 00:41:11,399 Where'd you get those? 754 00:41:11,482 --> 00:41:13,234 Show me your tits, and I'll tell ya. 755 00:41:13,985 --> 00:41:15,694 I'm one of you. 756 00:41:17,405 --> 00:41:21,492 Dear Chapman, thank you... 757 00:41:21,575 --> 00:41:24,370 thank you for the wonderful gift of new jerk-off material 758 00:41:24,453 --> 00:41:26,039 that you have bestowed upon me. 759 00:41:26,122 --> 00:41:29,167 She's got everyone doing it? Even old people? 760 00:41:29,250 --> 00:41:31,794 Hey, I still have a vagine, don't I? 761 00:41:31,877 --> 00:41:36,632 If we're all wearing them, Chapman's gotta be making a killing. 762 00:41:36,715 --> 00:41:39,260 Well, I don't know what kids are into these days, 763 00:41:39,343 --> 00:41:42,888 but people can't be spending more than a couple of bucks 764 00:41:42,971 --> 00:41:45,724 for dirty underwear, can they? 765 00:41:45,808 --> 00:41:47,310 Got a friend says she's seen it on the Internet 766 00:41:47,393 --> 00:41:48,519 for, like, 70 bucks a pop. 767 00:41:48,894 --> 00:41:49,937 Hmm. 768 00:41:50,021 --> 00:41:53,107 Holy shit, that's a whole lot of moolah. 769 00:41:53,191 --> 00:41:54,400 Yeah... 770 00:41:54,483 --> 00:41:56,652 and all we're getting is flavor packs? 771 00:41:58,154 --> 00:41:59,780 [chuckling] 772 00:41:59,863 --> 00:42:00,906 Oh, no. 773 00:42:10,833 --> 00:42:13,627 [sighs deeply] 774 00:42:13,711 --> 00:42:15,504 [exhales deeply] 775 00:42:49,330 --> 00:42:52,083 [Leanne] Stop being nervous. This is our right. 776 00:42:52,166 --> 00:42:56,420 Our Norma-given right, no matter what Caputo says. 777 00:42:56,504 --> 00:42:57,546 Gina, go. 778 00:42:59,465 --> 00:43:03,719 One person here is very bossy, and I am very annoyed by her! 779 00:43:04,928 --> 00:43:06,054 Are you talking about me? 780 00:43:07,556 --> 00:43:09,308 Um, I didn't think we were supposed to respond. 781 00:43:09,392 --> 00:43:10,893 She's clearly talking about me. 782 00:43:10,976 --> 00:43:13,854 And that's the problem, ain't it? 783 00:43:13,937 --> 00:43:15,439 I mean, this is supposed to be about Norma. 784 00:43:15,523 --> 00:43:16,649 Now it's all about you. 785 00:43:16,732 --> 00:43:18,359 Someone has to keep us on mission. 786 00:43:18,442 --> 00:43:19,527 We have a mission? 787 00:43:19,610 --> 00:43:21,195 I mean, nobody's here for no mission. 788 00:43:21,279 --> 00:43:23,656 Look, we don't need to be yelling our complaints 789 00:43:23,739 --> 00:43:26,534 or cleansing our organs, whatever the fuck that means. 790 00:43:26,617 --> 00:43:30,788 I mean, we're here for Norma, 'cause she makes us feel seen. 791 00:43:33,874 --> 00:43:35,626 Norma makes me feel like I matter. 792 00:43:36,877 --> 00:43:39,004 Norma is my Jesus! 793 00:43:40,381 --> 00:43:42,175 Norma is my mother. 794 00:43:42,675 --> 00:43:44,177 Norma is my grandmother. 795 00:43:45,010 --> 00:43:46,679 Norma's my great-grandma. 796 00:43:46,762 --> 00:43:49,307 [Leanne] Norma is... 797 00:43:49,390 --> 00:43:51,058 all of my relatives combined. 798 00:43:51,142 --> 00:43:52,518 [Angie] Norma is me. 799 00:43:52,601 --> 00:43:53,602 - Oh! - [Poussey] Oh, fuck. 800 00:43:53,686 --> 00:43:57,148 All right, ladies, you were warned. That's it. Work duty, now. 801 00:44:04,822 --> 00:44:06,699 Don't say it. 802 00:44:07,866 --> 00:44:08,951 Don't say what? 803 00:44:09,034 --> 00:44:11,119 I know what you're thinking. 804 00:44:11,204 --> 00:44:15,333 I really wasn't gonna say anything. I'm taking the high road. 805 00:44:15,416 --> 00:44:16,875 [scoffs] 806 00:44:16,959 --> 00:44:20,171 I told you. She thinks she's better than us. 807 00:44:20,254 --> 00:44:22,548 We're just different, obviously. 808 00:44:23,216 --> 00:44:26,385 "Obviously"? Oh, that is just condescending. 809 00:44:27,094 --> 00:44:32,308 Okay, it's hard to avoid condescension when you're literally below me right now. 810 00:44:32,391 --> 00:44:34,185 [chuckles] 811 00:44:34,268 --> 00:44:35,603 You're a fucking bitch. 812 00:44:35,686 --> 00:44:37,355 [scoffs] 813 00:44:37,438 --> 00:44:39,648 You know what? Fine. 814 00:44:40,691 --> 00:44:42,150 Maybe I am better than you. 815 00:44:43,277 --> 00:44:45,613 And I'm not apologizing for it. 816 00:44:50,493 --> 00:44:53,787 You rub it like this to break down the cellulose structure. 817 00:44:53,871 --> 00:44:56,624 See how the leaves are getting darker and less waxy? 818 00:44:56,707 --> 00:44:58,125 - That's what you want. - [chuckles] 819 00:44:58,208 --> 00:45:00,503 Shit, if you're giving out free massages, I'll take one. 820 00:45:01,712 --> 00:45:03,381 [Red] We'll set this aside for dinner. 821 00:45:03,464 --> 00:45:06,592 Now, ratatouille. 822 00:45:06,675 --> 00:45:08,927 - Like the rat movie? - [chuckles] 823 00:45:09,011 --> 00:45:11,889 [Blanca] Charlotte's Web? [Maritza] No, like Fievel Goes West. 824 00:45:11,972 --> 00:45:14,767 [Blanca] Uh, no, I think it's Stuart Little. 825 00:45:14,850 --> 00:45:15,934 [Maritza] American Tail. 826 00:45:16,018 --> 00:45:17,353 - What? - With the mouse. 827 00:45:17,436 --> 00:45:19,730 With the cute little mouse. He comes to America. 828 00:45:19,813 --> 00:45:20,814 Ooh. 829 00:45:20,898 --> 00:45:23,442 That is the smallest pan I've ever seen. 830 00:45:23,526 --> 00:45:25,403 A small garden. 831 00:45:25,486 --> 00:45:27,655 Everyone grab a fork. Careful, it's hot. 832 00:45:34,161 --> 00:45:35,704 - Mmm! - Hmm! 833 00:45:35,788 --> 00:45:37,665 - Oh, my God. - Good, yes? 834 00:45:37,748 --> 00:45:39,750 [chuckling] 835 00:45:39,833 --> 00:45:41,460 - I feel... - Like a person. 836 00:45:41,544 --> 00:45:42,711 Exactly. 837 00:45:42,795 --> 00:45:45,130 - Hmm, not bad for a white lady. - I do what I can. 838 00:45:47,049 --> 00:45:49,302 Now, I think I'm going to have some of my own ratatouille. 839 00:45:49,385 --> 00:45:52,262 Give me a little taste of this little masterpiece. 840 00:45:52,346 --> 00:45:53,889 [Blanca speaking Spanish] 841 00:45:53,972 --> 00:45:55,057 [Dayanara] I wanna taste this yellow one. 842 00:45:57,017 --> 00:45:58,436 - Hey, boss. - [knocking on door] 843 00:45:58,519 --> 00:45:59,728 How you doing? 844 00:45:59,812 --> 00:46:01,355 Come in, Coates. 845 00:46:05,818 --> 00:46:07,069 Don't sit. 846 00:46:09,322 --> 00:46:11,949 Where were you yesterday for count? 847 00:46:12,032 --> 00:46:15,911 You were on, but Kowalski said he was short a man for the 4:00 p.m. 848 00:46:15,994 --> 00:46:16,995 Oh, well, I... 849 00:46:17,079 --> 00:46:19,332 Apparently, you missed it twice last week, too. 850 00:46:20,458 --> 00:46:23,001 You know, I'm still getting the hang of the schedule around here, 851 00:46:23,085 --> 00:46:24,378 and I was on van runs. 852 00:46:24,462 --> 00:46:26,839 You know what? I don't even wanna hear it. 853 00:46:26,922 --> 00:46:29,174 Whatever bullshit excuse you're about to give me. 854 00:46:29,257 --> 00:46:31,469 Consider yourself on official probation. 855 00:46:32,386 --> 00:46:34,763 - Starting now. - Okay. 856 00:46:38,351 --> 00:46:41,770 What, um... what does that mean? 857 00:46:41,854 --> 00:46:45,315 It means get your shit together, Coates. Stop fucking up or you're out of a job. 858 00:46:46,274 --> 00:46:47,818 Yes, sir. 859 00:46:52,948 --> 00:46:54,908 Thank you for seeing me today. 860 00:46:55,826 --> 00:46:57,119 Didn't think you'd be back. 861 00:46:57,202 --> 00:47:01,289 Yeah, well... I feel invested. 862 00:47:01,374 --> 00:47:04,334 I don't know why. It got nothing to do with you. 863 00:47:05,586 --> 00:47:07,671 I wanna adopt the baby, Daya. 864 00:47:07,755 --> 00:47:08,839 [scoffs] 865 00:47:10,716 --> 00:47:14,678 Why? Why would you wanna adopt the baby? Still? 866 00:47:16,555 --> 00:47:19,600 You're in prison. Your mother is in prison. 867 00:47:20,768 --> 00:47:21,977 [sighs] 868 00:47:22,770 --> 00:47:24,522 I have a good life, 869 00:47:24,605 --> 00:47:27,525 but it's been empty for a really long time, 870 00:47:27,608 --> 00:47:30,444 especially since the boys have left the house. 871 00:47:30,528 --> 00:47:32,195 I have space for a child. 872 00:47:33,363 --> 00:47:36,575 I don't see why it shouldn't be yours... 873 00:47:37,785 --> 00:47:40,203 as long as that's something you still want. 874 00:47:43,999 --> 00:47:47,335 I understand if you can't give her to me anymore. 875 00:47:47,420 --> 00:47:48,421 Her? 876 00:47:48,504 --> 00:47:50,506 Oh, sorry. 877 00:47:50,589 --> 00:47:52,633 I know you don't know, but ever since you said it, 878 00:47:52,716 --> 00:47:55,302 I just haven't been able to shake the idea. 879 00:47:56,261 --> 00:47:58,263 You'll always be her mother, Dayanara, 880 00:47:58,346 --> 00:48:02,768 but I would be truly honored to raise your daughter for you. 881 00:48:09,107 --> 00:48:10,192 [exhales deeply] 882 00:48:17,282 --> 00:48:18,784 [breathing deeply] 883 00:48:22,037 --> 00:48:23,080 Yes. 884 00:48:26,166 --> 00:48:27,835 Please take her. 885 00:48:30,253 --> 00:48:33,131 Take her and give her the best life you can give her. 886 00:48:35,759 --> 00:48:36,802 I will. 887 00:48:39,012 --> 00:48:40,388 I promise. 888 00:48:46,604 --> 00:48:48,271 [reporter] We're here at the downtown courthouse, 889 00:48:48,355 --> 00:48:50,983 where Judy King's sentencing hearing has just been completed. 890 00:48:51,066 --> 00:48:52,526 Here we go. 891 00:48:53,652 --> 00:48:55,738 Hey, hey, hey, move, move, move, move, move. 892 00:48:55,821 --> 00:48:58,448 Hey, what's up? [laughing] 893 00:48:58,532 --> 00:49:01,243 - Oh, snap. - Yo, did we miss it? 894 00:49:01,326 --> 00:49:03,370 Man, you think all these people be sitting quiet up in here 895 00:49:03,453 --> 00:49:04,997 after they announce it? 896 00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:06,373 Nah, we good. 897 00:49:07,541 --> 00:49:10,127 Man, this whole Norma thing been fucking up my sense of normalicy. 898 00:49:10,210 --> 00:49:13,255 - Mmm-mmm, it's "normalcy." - I don't think any of them is right. 899 00:49:13,338 --> 00:49:15,173 Nah, it's definitely "normalicy." 900 00:49:15,257 --> 00:49:17,384 - Man, just say, "normal." - Why don't y'all just look it up? 901 00:49:17,467 --> 00:49:19,052 Can't, ain't no dictionary. 902 00:49:19,136 --> 00:49:20,929 Yeah, so I'm gonna go ahead and live in my reality, 903 00:49:21,013 --> 00:49:22,055 and you keep living in yours. 904 00:49:22,139 --> 00:49:23,390 - [Black Cindy] Shh. - I missed you guys. 905 00:49:23,473 --> 00:49:25,100 - Okay, okay. - [reporter] Here he is. Here he is. 906 00:49:25,183 --> 00:49:27,728 Do you have any details on Judy King's placement, sir? 907 00:49:27,811 --> 00:49:28,896 - Litchfield. - Litchfield. 908 00:49:28,979 --> 00:49:30,523 - Litchfield. - [all] Litchfield. 909 00:49:30,606 --> 00:49:33,734 Knock it off! Knock it off! 910 00:49:33,817 --> 00:49:35,235 We'd like to know, sir. 911 00:49:35,318 --> 00:49:38,238 Ms. King will be serving her time at the Alderson Correctional Facility. 912 00:49:38,321 --> 00:49:39,532 - [inmates groaning] - [Taystee] What? 913 00:49:39,615 --> 00:49:40,991 - [Black Cindy] Wow! - [Janae laughing] 914 00:49:41,074 --> 00:49:42,200 Are you kidding me? 915 00:49:42,284 --> 00:49:44,452 - What the fuck? - I'm sorry, P. 916 00:49:44,537 --> 00:49:47,915 It's all right, man. She probably a uppity bitch, anyhow. 917 00:49:47,998 --> 00:49:51,960 Tell me more about yourself so you will be less mysterious, 918 00:49:52,044 --> 00:49:54,922 and I'll be less interested in you. 919 00:49:55,005 --> 00:49:58,216 That sounds like a raw deal for me. 920 00:49:58,300 --> 00:50:02,596 Why did you move here? Where did you live? What is your family like? 921 00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:06,058 Well, my dad moved here for a job in Philadelphia. 922 00:50:06,141 --> 00:50:07,768 I am an only child. 923 00:50:07,851 --> 00:50:11,354 And my folks moved back to the mother ship a few years ago. 924 00:50:11,438 --> 00:50:12,940 Do you miss them? 925 00:50:13,023 --> 00:50:14,482 I do. 926 00:50:14,567 --> 00:50:15,693 [Alex] "I do"? 927 00:50:16,652 --> 00:50:17,945 I know we're all lesbians, 928 00:50:18,028 --> 00:50:19,863 but isn't it awfully soon to be committing? 929 00:50:19,947 --> 00:50:22,950 Shut up, Alex. 930 00:50:23,033 --> 00:50:24,785 What? [chuckles] 931 00:50:24,868 --> 00:50:27,495 Can't turn around without seeing Litchfield's newest butt-buddies. 932 00:50:27,580 --> 00:50:30,123 We were talking about Stella's family. 933 00:50:30,207 --> 00:50:31,834 [gasps] Oh... 934 00:50:31,917 --> 00:50:33,335 do tell. 935 00:50:33,418 --> 00:50:35,045 - Alex. - [Alex] Come on... 936 00:50:35,128 --> 00:50:37,297 I'm just trying to hang out with our new friend, Justin Bieber. 937 00:50:37,380 --> 00:50:39,174 Would you like to go speak privately? 938 00:50:39,257 --> 00:50:40,550 - I can leave. - No. 939 00:50:41,468 --> 00:50:44,012 I'm sorry for interrupting. 940 00:50:44,096 --> 00:50:45,931 I'll give you guys some privacy 941 00:50:46,014 --> 00:50:48,100 so you can get to know each other even better... 942 00:50:48,767 --> 00:50:50,060 and fuck. 943 00:50:51,144 --> 00:50:52,605 Jesus. 944 00:50:57,901 --> 00:50:59,695 You are so much more patient than I am. 945 00:50:59,778 --> 00:51:02,030 I would have cut that shit loose months ago. 946 00:51:02,114 --> 00:51:03,156 Well... 947 00:51:04,074 --> 00:51:05,533 we've been through a lot together. 948 00:51:05,618 --> 00:51:08,286 A person shouldn't do something out of obligation. 949 00:51:08,370 --> 00:51:10,580 If you're gonna do it, do it 'cause you want it. 950 00:51:34,772 --> 00:51:35,939 [sighing] 951 00:51:40,443 --> 00:51:41,987 What the fuck are you looking at? 952 00:51:42,070 --> 00:51:43,071 Nothing. 953 00:51:43,989 --> 00:51:46,074 Please, just leave me alone. 954 00:51:46,158 --> 00:51:48,076 [laughing] Leave you alone? 955 00:51:48,952 --> 00:51:50,412 What? 956 00:51:50,495 --> 00:51:53,373 You've been following me all over this fucking place... 957 00:51:53,456 --> 00:51:54,499 tracking me. 958 00:51:54,582 --> 00:51:56,919 - [sighing] - And then lying about it. 959 00:51:57,002 --> 00:51:59,462 But, yeah, I'll leave you alone... 960 00:51:59,546 --> 00:52:01,757 - Hey. - You crazy, psychotic bitch. 961 00:52:04,509 --> 00:52:06,178 I knew he fucking sent you. 962 00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:12,017 This ain't your bathroom. 963 00:52:13,601 --> 00:52:16,479 - [sighs] Ours is crowded. - So? 964 00:52:16,563 --> 00:52:19,191 So, I needed a mirror, and it's a free country. 965 00:52:19,274 --> 00:52:21,484 You're living in a different country than me then. 966 00:52:22,695 --> 00:52:24,404 I don't wanna fight with you. 967 00:52:24,487 --> 00:52:27,490 Could've fooled me. Keeping her son from her. 968 00:52:27,574 --> 00:52:28,616 [sighs] 969 00:52:31,244 --> 00:52:34,456 Excuse me, I got to wash my hands. 970 00:52:34,539 --> 00:52:37,250 You did not just push me. 971 00:52:37,334 --> 00:52:38,877 Oh, I did. 972 00:52:41,254 --> 00:52:42,422 - [grunts] - [glass shatters] 973 00:52:43,048 --> 00:52:44,591 [gagging] 974 00:52:44,674 --> 00:52:45,801 No, no, please, please, I'll tell you. 975 00:52:45,884 --> 00:52:47,219 I'll tell you everything. I'll tell you everything. 976 00:52:47,302 --> 00:52:50,848 - The NSA, it's been infiltrated. - What? 977 00:52:50,931 --> 00:52:53,183 You have no idea who you're messing with. 978 00:52:53,266 --> 00:52:54,309 No? 979 00:52:54,392 --> 00:52:55,936 Aren't you the one that took Benny away from me, 980 00:52:56,019 --> 00:52:57,270 - even when he didn't do nothing? - Mmm-hmm. 981 00:52:57,354 --> 00:52:59,231 You are trippin'. 982 00:52:59,314 --> 00:53:00,774 I am mothering. 983 00:53:00,858 --> 00:53:02,692 And I'm a ferocious, pissed-off, real mother, 984 00:53:02,776 --> 00:53:05,445 but you wouldn't know nothing about that, would you? Nah. 985 00:53:05,528 --> 00:53:07,030 [chuckles] 986 00:53:07,114 --> 00:53:09,449 'Cause you ain't nothing real. 987 00:53:13,203 --> 00:53:15,122 - Gloria, are you okay? - Oh, my God, I'm sorry. 988 00:53:15,205 --> 00:53:17,082 Get the fuck away from her! 989 00:53:17,165 --> 00:53:18,708 - What the fuck are you talking about? - [grunting] 990 00:53:18,792 --> 00:53:21,962 This whole place is completely bugged. 991 00:53:22,045 --> 00:53:24,757 They've been gathering information on me 992 00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:29,052 and they're trying to frame me for treason and for terrorism. 993 00:53:31,221 --> 00:53:32,264 [mumbles] 994 00:53:32,347 --> 00:53:33,348 The NSA? 995 00:53:33,431 --> 00:53:36,101 Yeah, so please, help me. Please, help me. 996 00:53:37,060 --> 00:53:39,354 Please, I know... I know you're one of 'em. 997 00:53:39,437 --> 00:53:41,398 I know who you are. 998 00:53:44,151 --> 00:53:46,528 Hey, I'll work with you, okay? 999 00:53:49,072 --> 00:53:50,073 Shit. 1000 00:53:50,157 --> 00:53:51,158 [groaning] 1001 00:53:51,992 --> 00:53:53,118 Shit. 1002 00:54:06,298 --> 00:54:07,507 [knocking on door] 1003 00:54:13,263 --> 00:54:15,765 - You Christopher? - Yeah, what's going on? 1004 00:54:15,849 --> 00:54:18,060 So you think it's cool to bother a nice, respectable girl, 1005 00:54:18,143 --> 00:54:20,020 you sick son of a bitch, huh? 1006 00:54:20,103 --> 00:54:21,980 You fucking prick! 1007 00:54:22,064 --> 00:54:24,524 - [Christopher] Who the fuck are you? - Get in here! Get this fucking guy! 1008 00:54:24,607 --> 00:54:26,193 - Get the fuck out of my house. - Fucking prick. 1009 00:54:26,276 --> 00:54:28,070 - You fucking jerk. - Help! 1010 00:54:28,153 --> 00:54:29,529 [rock music playing] 1011 00:54:33,741 --> 00:54:36,119 - No, ten more minutes. - No, no, no, no, no. 1012 00:54:37,996 --> 00:54:39,706 Ten more minutes, please. 1013 00:54:42,375 --> 00:54:44,002 My dad said I gotta be packed by the morning. 1014 00:54:45,587 --> 00:54:48,966 This place is gonna be so stupid when you're gone. 1015 00:54:49,049 --> 00:54:51,551 - No, it won't. - Yeah, it will. 1016 00:54:51,634 --> 00:54:52,928 How far is Wyoming? 1017 00:54:53,846 --> 00:54:55,097 Far. 1018 00:54:55,180 --> 00:54:58,141 Take me with you... please? 1019 00:54:58,225 --> 00:54:59,642 I wish I could. 1020 00:54:59,726 --> 00:55:01,728 [sighing] 1021 00:55:13,448 --> 00:55:15,575 Hey, wait, come here. 1022 00:55:20,163 --> 00:55:21,581 I love you. 1023 00:55:32,300 --> 00:55:34,594 And I love you, too. 1024 00:55:34,677 --> 00:55:38,140 And I'm coming back for you... all right? 1025 00:55:46,648 --> 00:55:48,441 Bye. 1026 00:56:14,259 --> 00:56:17,054 Hey, you're not gonna find any yellow caffeine soda in there, cutie. 1027 00:56:17,137 --> 00:56:18,972 I ain't looking for soda. 1028 00:56:19,889 --> 00:56:21,849 That's too bad, 'cause I got some for you right here. 1029 00:56:21,934 --> 00:56:23,143 Well, I don't do that no more. 1030 00:56:23,226 --> 00:56:25,353 You know, I'm being nice, bringing these for you 1031 00:56:25,437 --> 00:56:27,647 'cause technically, you owe me. 1032 00:56:27,730 --> 00:56:30,025 I don't owe you shit, Abe. 1033 00:56:30,108 --> 00:56:31,568 And plus, I have a boyfriend now. 1034 00:56:31,651 --> 00:56:33,903 Rumor has it he ain't gonna be around no more 1035 00:56:33,987 --> 00:56:35,197 'cause of his drunk daddy. 1036 00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:36,906 Will you just leave me alone... 1037 00:56:36,990 --> 00:56:39,034 - It's gonna be real fast. - Abe, let me be. 1038 00:56:39,117 --> 00:56:40,618 Might even take your mind off things. 1039 00:56:40,702 --> 00:56:42,454 - Ow, Abe, leave me be. - It's gonna be really fast. 1040 00:56:42,537 --> 00:56:43,913 - Fuck your mama! - Yeah, come on. 1041 00:56:43,997 --> 00:56:45,707 - Fuck your mama, Abe. - Come on. Come on. 1042 00:56:45,790 --> 00:56:47,542 Abe... 1043 00:56:47,625 --> 00:56:49,627 - Come on, it's gonna be real fast. - I ain't even fucking wet. 1044 00:56:49,711 --> 00:56:51,088 It's gonna be real fast. 1045 00:56:51,171 --> 00:56:53,381 - [groaning] - Just relax, just relax. 1046 00:56:53,465 --> 00:56:56,593 Yeah, yeah. 1047 00:56:56,676 --> 00:56:58,678 There, that's it. 1048 00:56:59,887 --> 00:57:02,975 There's that place, Sweet Licks, over there on Route 8. 1049 00:57:03,058 --> 00:57:06,144 Maybe they have rainbow sprinkles. We could try that out. 1050 00:57:06,228 --> 00:57:07,479 I don't feel like it. 1051 00:57:07,562 --> 00:57:09,064 What do you mean? 1052 00:57:09,147 --> 00:57:11,733 If you ain't the type that can eat ice cream every day, 1053 00:57:11,816 --> 00:57:13,026 then I ain't interested. 1054 00:57:13,110 --> 00:57:14,319 Don't touch me. 1055 00:57:15,487 --> 00:57:17,990 Jeez, what got into your boxers today? 1056 00:57:18,073 --> 00:57:19,199 I got in trouble. 1057 00:57:19,282 --> 00:57:21,659 I missed count yesterday 'cause of our little detour. 1058 00:57:21,743 --> 00:57:25,913 You told me we had enough time, and I believed you. 1059 00:57:27,332 --> 00:57:28,458 Sorry. 1060 00:57:29,376 --> 00:57:30,877 I didn't realize you had to be back. 1061 00:57:30,961 --> 00:57:32,629 Yeah, well, now I'm on probation. 1062 00:57:32,712 --> 00:57:33,713 Oh, that's nothing. 1063 00:57:33,796 --> 00:57:36,466 I can help you figure out when you gotta be back for count. 1064 00:57:36,549 --> 00:57:40,678 No, I don't want any more help from you. All your help does is get me in trouble. 1065 00:57:43,306 --> 00:57:44,849 Hey. 1066 00:57:44,932 --> 00:57:46,643 - Come on. - What do you want from me? 1067 00:57:46,726 --> 00:57:47,935 - What? Nothing. - This? 1068 00:57:48,020 --> 00:57:50,147 - Is this what you want from me? - No, no, don't... 1069 00:57:50,230 --> 00:57:51,314 - This? - No. 1070 00:57:51,398 --> 00:57:54,609 [Coates] This is what you're asking for? This is what you're begging for, isn't it? 1071 00:57:54,692 --> 00:57:58,738 You just lay there, and keep still and keep quiet. You keep quiet. 1072 00:57:59,947 --> 00:58:01,491 [breathing heavily] 1073 00:58:01,574 --> 00:58:04,494 This is what you wanted, isn't it? Isn't it? 1074 00:58:04,577 --> 00:58:07,205 This is what you asked for, isn't it, Doggett? 1075 00:58:07,289 --> 00:58:08,956 This is what you wanted, huh? 1076 00:58:09,041 --> 00:58:11,126 This is what you asked for. 1077 00:58:11,209 --> 00:58:13,378 Doggett, Doggett, Doggett. 1078 00:58:13,461 --> 00:58:15,463 Oh, Doggett, Doggett. 1079 00:58:15,547 --> 00:58:16,631 [mumbling] 1080 00:58:19,342 --> 00:58:22,804 I love you, Doggett. I love you, Doggett. Doggett. 1081 00:58:22,887 --> 00:58:25,015 [folk song playing]