1 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:18,226 Synced and corrected by Caio www.addic7ed.com 2 00:01:27,188 --> 00:01:29,148 Feels like somebody's strangling my guts. 3 00:01:29,232 --> 00:01:30,900 I know. 4 00:01:30,984 --> 00:01:32,736 It's like they squeeze them till they die. 5 00:01:32,819 --> 00:01:36,239 I know, mami, I know. But you have to relax. 6 00:01:36,322 --> 00:01:38,282 Try to roll through it, okay? 7 00:01:38,366 --> 00:01:40,534 You fight it, it's worse. 8 00:01:40,618 --> 00:01:42,912 Aquí, put this behind her back. 9 00:01:42,996 --> 00:01:44,831 - Bebé. - Thanks. 10 00:01:45,832 --> 00:01:49,210 _ 11 00:01:49,293 --> 00:01:52,338 _ 12 00:01:52,421 --> 00:01:54,340 Yeah. That, too. 13 00:01:54,423 --> 00:01:57,927 I can't wait for this baby to come, so she can stop being pregnant. 14 00:01:58,011 --> 00:02:01,597 "Oh! My back! Oh, I'm shitting in pellets now." 15 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:04,600 Have some compassion. You had a baby, too. 16 00:02:04,683 --> 00:02:06,770 Yeah, but it wasn't a big deal. 17 00:02:06,853 --> 00:02:08,604 I didn't know she was in there till, like, seven months. 18 00:02:08,687 --> 00:02:11,900 How could you not know? You weigh 90 pounds. 19 00:02:11,983 --> 00:02:14,610 You must have looked like a egg with four sticks in it. 20 00:02:14,693 --> 00:02:16,362 I'm not a scientist, okay? 21 00:02:16,445 --> 00:02:18,156 I was smoking a lot of pot that summer. 22 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:23,077 I got pineapple! 23 00:02:23,161 --> 00:02:24,788 You eat this, things will go fast. 24 00:02:24,871 --> 00:02:27,540 La china found it on the bottom shelf in commissary. 25 00:02:27,623 --> 00:02:30,001 It's from 2006, but cans last forever, right? 26 00:02:30,084 --> 00:02:32,211 I don't want her in here. She tried to sell the baby. 27 00:02:32,295 --> 00:02:34,588 It's not about the baby. It's about you. 28 00:02:34,672 --> 00:02:37,801 She's a whole thing, but she loves you... in her way. 29 00:02:37,884 --> 00:02:40,762 Her way's not good enough! 30 00:02:40,845 --> 00:02:42,471 Seriously, get out! 31 00:02:42,555 --> 00:02:44,766 Go, get the fuck out! 32 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:50,396 Okay, all right. You're doing good, mami, that's good. 33 00:02:50,479 --> 00:02:51,522 So, mamá... 34 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:54,442 _ 35 00:02:54,525 --> 00:02:56,444 _ 36 00:02:56,527 --> 00:02:58,237 _ 37 00:02:58,321 --> 00:03:02,658 _ 38 00:03:02,741 --> 00:03:04,618 _ 39 00:03:04,702 --> 00:03:08,706 _ 40 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:10,249 So? 41 00:03:10,333 --> 00:03:12,877 _ 42 00:03:12,961 --> 00:03:16,505 _ 43 00:03:16,589 --> 00:03:20,593 _ 44 00:03:20,676 --> 00:03:25,348 _ 45 00:03:25,431 --> 00:03:29,185 _ 46 00:03:29,268 --> 00:03:32,188 _ 47 00:03:32,271 --> 00:03:34,190 _ 48 00:03:34,273 --> 00:03:37,776 _ 49 00:03:37,861 --> 00:03:40,738 _ 50 00:03:40,822 --> 00:03:42,031 _ 51 00:03:42,115 --> 00:03:44,033 _ 52 00:03:44,117 --> 00:03:46,911 _ 53 00:03:46,995 --> 00:03:48,246 Ma, look! 54 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:50,623 It's a balloon that looks like a condom. 55 00:03:57,839 --> 00:04:00,424 I don't wanna be crass about it, but... 56 00:04:00,508 --> 00:04:02,593 everyone knows I'm your best daughter. 57 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:08,057 But I... will massage your feet every day for a week with my hands. 58 00:04:08,141 --> 00:04:10,101 This is an open lottery, ladies. 59 00:04:10,184 --> 00:04:13,396 I don't play favorites, I don't take bribes. 60 00:04:13,479 --> 00:04:16,941 Put your names on the list, and good luck to you. 61 00:04:17,859 --> 00:04:19,652 They're the ones who gave her the ticket out. 62 00:04:19,735 --> 00:04:21,445 What did they think she was gonna do? 63 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:24,782 I just can't believe she sat in that bus station like a flat balloon. 64 00:04:24,866 --> 00:04:26,367 I guess she lost faith. 65 00:04:27,743 --> 00:04:29,453 Either that or there's some kind of flaw 66 00:04:29,537 --> 00:04:32,706 in our randomly improvised Norma-based theological system. 67 00:04:32,790 --> 00:04:35,877 That attitude is not gonna help us get seats at this dinner. 68 00:04:38,379 --> 00:04:41,007 I heard the zucchini night was incredible. 69 00:04:41,090 --> 00:04:42,633 Girl, I was there. 70 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:47,346 She did this fried thing with the flowers that made tears come out of my eyes. 71 00:04:47,430 --> 00:04:48,890 Wait, if you went to the last one, 72 00:04:48,973 --> 00:04:51,350 you should let someone else have a chance. 73 00:04:51,434 --> 00:04:52,601 Past is the past. 74 00:04:52,685 --> 00:04:53,937 Today is a new day, 75 00:04:54,020 --> 00:04:57,815 and we're all equal in Red's magic restaurant. 76 00:04:57,899 --> 00:05:00,109 Not to brag, but if you make it in, 77 00:05:00,193 --> 00:05:04,030 you will feel things about corn you have never felt before. 78 00:05:04,113 --> 00:05:05,907 Good luck, ladies. 79 00:05:05,990 --> 00:05:09,953 For the record, I'm an excellent conversationalist on at least... 80 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:12,997 four topics. 81 00:05:13,081 --> 00:05:14,748 Oh... 82 00:05:21,130 --> 00:05:22,966 You look kind of busted. 83 00:05:23,049 --> 00:05:25,384 Busted or broken-up-with? 84 00:05:26,552 --> 00:05:28,137 Wow, sorry. 85 00:05:29,638 --> 00:05:32,308 But not that sorry. It's kind of a relief, isn't it? 86 00:05:32,391 --> 00:05:34,477 Maybe, I don't know. 87 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:38,439 I mean... she was acting so weird, but it's still, I can't even... It's... 88 00:05:38,522 --> 00:05:39,815 She broke up with me? 89 00:05:39,898 --> 00:05:42,110 That's your ego talking. 90 00:05:42,193 --> 00:05:43,319 I mean, what am I supposed to do now? 91 00:05:43,402 --> 00:05:44,653 It's like, we still live in the same place. 92 00:05:44,737 --> 00:05:45,904 It's not like I can just go take off, 93 00:05:45,989 --> 00:05:48,657 and visit my slacker cousins in California for a few weeks 94 00:05:48,741 --> 00:05:50,284 while I lick my wounds and stalk her on Facebook. 95 00:05:50,368 --> 00:05:53,746 Stop being such a girl, Chapman. 96 00:05:55,873 --> 00:05:57,791 Come with me to movie night. 97 00:05:59,085 --> 00:06:01,712 You know, Alex and I may be on a break right now, 98 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:04,007 and it's not like I... 99 00:06:05,341 --> 00:06:07,010 It's not like I don't feel things. 100 00:06:07,093 --> 00:06:08,177 I just don't... 101 00:06:08,261 --> 00:06:11,055 I don't think I'm ready to just jump into a whole new thing. 102 00:06:11,139 --> 00:06:13,182 I think I'm gonna need a little bit of time. 103 00:06:13,266 --> 00:06:17,561 So, the assumption there is that I'm some starving lesbian jackal 104 00:06:17,645 --> 00:06:21,857 just waiting to pounce on the... warm bones of your relationship. 105 00:06:21,940 --> 00:06:23,609 - Well, fuck you. - No. 106 00:06:23,692 --> 00:06:26,654 That's not... I was just trying to... 107 00:06:26,737 --> 00:06:29,990 Was just... I guess I was just trying to be considerate or whatever. 108 00:06:30,074 --> 00:06:33,452 Well, for your information, the jackal does just fine. 109 00:06:35,746 --> 00:06:36,955 Do you know where Berdie is? 110 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:40,126 I went to her office this morning and she wasn't there. 111 00:06:40,209 --> 00:06:43,879 She's suspended while they investigate an incident. 112 00:06:43,962 --> 00:06:45,548 For how long? 113 00:06:45,631 --> 00:06:47,425 I... I have no idea. 114 00:06:48,759 --> 00:06:52,721 I think maybe you... were right. 115 00:06:52,805 --> 00:06:54,515 Which time? 116 00:06:54,598 --> 00:06:55,933 When you... 117 00:06:57,060 --> 00:06:59,270 said I should try medication. 118 00:07:00,729 --> 00:07:02,273 I never really thought I'd do it, 119 00:07:02,356 --> 00:07:06,569 but I don't wanna feel like this anymore. 120 00:07:07,778 --> 00:07:09,280 I'll give you another referral, 121 00:07:09,363 --> 00:07:12,200 with a recommendation for antidepressants. 122 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:16,620 I really do think they'll help a lot. 123 00:07:19,248 --> 00:07:21,584 Do you know what they'll give me? 124 00:07:21,667 --> 00:07:27,506 MCC just subcontracted Medical out to another corporation. 125 00:07:29,425 --> 00:07:31,760 New doctors, new rules... 126 00:07:34,263 --> 00:07:37,683 but... first steps. 127 00:07:43,481 --> 00:07:45,233 I could tell Caputo, I guess. 128 00:07:46,109 --> 00:07:48,194 He did march old Pornstache right out of here 129 00:07:48,277 --> 00:07:52,406 when he found out what happened with him and that Spanish girl, remember? 130 00:07:52,490 --> 00:07:53,866 The one that looks like a goldfish. 131 00:07:53,949 --> 00:07:56,660 Yeah, but Spanish girl had a belly full of fetus. 132 00:07:56,744 --> 00:07:58,496 That's why the marching happened. 133 00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:01,124 - I mean, short of that... - you're farting in the wind. 134 00:08:01,207 --> 00:08:02,541 I know, but I'm telling the truth. 135 00:08:02,625 --> 00:08:05,128 Yep, and Donuts, he's gonna lie. 136 00:08:05,211 --> 00:08:06,754 Who do you think they'll believe? 137 00:08:06,837 --> 00:08:08,756 I have a feeling you're gonna say it ain't me. 138 00:08:08,839 --> 00:08:10,758 We are liars and degenerates, 139 00:08:10,841 --> 00:08:13,844 and we deserve everything that happens to us. 140 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:17,181 So, I get fucked and now I'm screwed. 141 00:08:17,265 --> 00:08:19,850 Yep, that's about the short of it. 142 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:21,977 But that don't make it over. 143 00:08:22,978 --> 00:08:24,355 You hear me? 144 00:08:24,438 --> 00:08:26,315 Hey! 145 00:08:26,399 --> 00:08:29,610 You got a big, angry bull dyke on your side now. 146 00:08:29,693 --> 00:08:32,988 And I am a firm believer in good ol'-fashioned revenge. 147 00:08:34,407 --> 00:08:37,034 You ain't thinking about killing him, are you? 148 00:08:37,118 --> 00:08:39,828 Nah, that shit's too messy. 149 00:08:39,912 --> 00:08:42,706 Nope, I got a better idea. 150 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:47,253 We are gonna go full-on Girl with the Dragon Tattoo on this guy. 151 00:08:47,336 --> 00:08:50,464 What's us getting tattoos gonna teach him? 152 00:08:53,217 --> 00:08:54,927 No. 153 00:08:55,010 --> 00:08:56,387 See... 154 00:08:56,470 --> 00:08:59,307 Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, it's Swedish. 155 00:08:59,390 --> 00:09:00,974 It means, "We're gonna rape him back." 156 00:09:04,145 --> 00:09:06,980 Whoa, got it all lubed up for you there, Rodcocker. 157 00:09:07,064 --> 00:09:08,899 Aw, Jesus Christ already. 158 00:09:14,071 --> 00:09:16,114 - I'm closed. - That's cool. 159 00:09:16,199 --> 00:09:18,701 We just wanted to ask you a question. 160 00:09:20,328 --> 00:09:23,247 Spanish been saying how you still got your dick. 161 00:09:24,122 --> 00:09:26,500 That true? 162 00:09:26,584 --> 00:09:28,126 What you got between your legs is your business, 163 00:09:28,211 --> 00:09:30,045 - and what I got is mine. - Maybe. 164 00:09:30,128 --> 00:09:34,508 But my man is out at Lexington and he's having a real hard time. 165 00:09:34,592 --> 00:09:36,427 Hard. 166 00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:40,097 Meanwhile, you hiding out in here, "pretending" to be a female. 167 00:09:40,181 --> 00:09:42,516 Seems like you got it all figured out. 168 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:45,353 You have any idea how ignorant you sound? 169 00:09:46,312 --> 00:09:49,898 We just want a little peek. Educate ourselves. 170 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:57,323 Get the fuck out of my house. 171 00:09:58,907 --> 00:10:00,033 Not till we see it. 172 00:10:00,117 --> 00:10:01,619 Get her! Get her! 173 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,412 - Fuck you, she-male! - Fuck! 174 00:10:08,209 --> 00:10:09,585 Ow! 175 00:10:11,295 --> 00:10:13,964 Damn, I told you he still had his man strength! 176 00:10:15,841 --> 00:10:18,093 Don't think I won't kill you, you fucking cunt! 177 00:10:18,176 --> 00:10:19,970 That's it, bitch! 178 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,972 Fuck you, bitches. 179 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:23,891 - Help me! - I'll get Caputo. 180 00:10:26,018 --> 00:10:28,687 I try to do the right thing, and my own daughter hates me. 181 00:10:28,771 --> 00:10:30,731 But at least your daughter knows who you are. 182 00:10:30,814 --> 00:10:33,025 Pepa ain't even gonna remember me. 183 00:10:33,942 --> 00:10:35,819 It ain't like you deserve it, naming your daughter Pepa. 184 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:38,947 Hey! Yo, Push It is me and Yadriel's song, a'ight? 185 00:10:39,031 --> 00:10:40,616 Whatever, I'm sorry. 186 00:10:41,199 --> 00:10:43,118 But I'm telling you, kids... 187 00:10:43,201 --> 00:10:46,372 All they do is break your balls, morning to night. 188 00:10:46,455 --> 00:10:48,457 And yet you had, like, 11 of them. 189 00:10:48,541 --> 00:10:50,042 What else was I doing, right? 190 00:10:51,043 --> 00:10:54,297 Plus, when they little, they love you so much. 191 00:10:54,380 --> 00:10:56,674 It's like having fans. 192 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,592 Who puke on you, but still. 193 00:11:00,177 --> 00:11:02,054 Yeah, they think you're perfect. 194 00:11:02,137 --> 00:11:04,557 No one else is ever gonna feel that way about us, that's for sure. 195 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,850 That's the thing, isn't it? 196 00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:09,562 You know, I kept leaving these messages, 197 00:11:09,645 --> 00:11:13,441 calling him an asshole, saying, "Oh, my baby girl needs her mama." 198 00:11:13,524 --> 00:11:17,695 But... the truth is... that she's fine. 199 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,697 Yadriel loves her. 200 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:23,576 His mother is a good person... and she's gonna be okay. 201 00:11:24,618 --> 00:11:27,245 I'm not freaking out because she needs me. 202 00:11:27,330 --> 00:11:29,957 I'm freaking out because I need her. 203 00:11:42,052 --> 00:11:43,762 Hi, can I get your name, please? 204 00:11:43,846 --> 00:11:45,013 Diaz. 205 00:11:46,014 --> 00:11:49,727 - I've got seven Diazes. - Dayanara. 206 00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:53,397 Okay, cool! That's a pretty name. 207 00:11:53,481 --> 00:11:56,108 - I wanna go home. - I know. 208 00:11:56,191 --> 00:11:58,736 It's weird being in a new place with all new people, right? 209 00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:01,864 But I promise by tomorrow, you're gonna be settling right in. 210 00:12:01,947 --> 00:12:03,532 You got a phone here, if she needs me? 211 00:12:03,616 --> 00:12:06,869 We have a policy of no phone calls home for the first week. 212 00:12:06,952 --> 00:12:08,829 It helps the campers get acclimated. 213 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,874 You're in Cabin Six! 214 00:12:11,957 --> 00:12:14,377 Why don't I take you over to meet your new bunk mates? 215 00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:15,628 I can take her things. 216 00:12:16,587 --> 00:12:17,880 So, this is it? 217 00:12:17,963 --> 00:12:20,298 She's gonna have a great time. 218 00:12:20,383 --> 00:12:21,800 I hate it here! 219 00:12:21,884 --> 00:12:25,262 There are bugs on the ground! You can't make me stay! 220 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,139 Remember how we talked about this? 221 00:12:27,222 --> 00:12:29,349 I wanna go home, Mommy, please! 222 00:12:29,433 --> 00:12:31,477 Óyeme, you little brat. 223 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:33,396 You think I got nothing better to do than take care of you? 224 00:12:33,479 --> 00:12:36,106 This is my one-month vacation! 225 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:39,234 And I got things planned starting tonight. Mommy's going out. 226 00:12:41,236 --> 00:12:42,821 Mommy, no... 227 00:12:42,905 --> 00:12:46,199 Can you... can you just go with her? Just... 228 00:12:48,577 --> 00:12:50,704 - Mommy! - Daya, please! 229 00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:54,374 I think you should go now. 230 00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:59,046 Mommy! Mommy, come back! Mommy! 231 00:13:00,964 --> 00:13:02,591 Mommy! 232 00:13:04,802 --> 00:13:06,512 Mommy! 233 00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:37,460 Hey. 234 00:13:37,543 --> 00:13:39,086 Hi. 235 00:13:39,169 --> 00:13:41,464 - You doing okay? - Why wouldn't I be? 236 00:13:41,547 --> 00:13:44,467 Don't be obtuse. I'm not trying to be a dick. 237 00:13:44,550 --> 00:13:46,802 - I'm fine. - Seriously? That's how you're doing... 238 00:13:46,885 --> 00:13:50,430 Hey, hey, you guys got a second? It's about, um... you know... 239 00:13:50,514 --> 00:13:52,850 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, that's more her deal now. 240 00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:56,479 Oh, cool. Look, I... I got a problem. 241 00:13:57,145 --> 00:13:59,690 Did you get the stuff to Cal? 242 00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:01,900 See you later, Chapman. 243 00:14:04,194 --> 00:14:07,197 Everything went fine, okay? I just... 244 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,116 I can't do this anymore, all right? 245 00:14:09,199 --> 00:14:10,659 It's not worth it. I'm sorry. 246 00:14:32,890 --> 00:14:35,893 "Generalized depression and anxiety, 247 00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:39,688 low self-esteem and feelings of isolation." 248 00:14:39,772 --> 00:14:41,815 Mr. Healy says pills might work. 249 00:14:41,899 --> 00:14:44,610 I think you're a candidate for Doxepin. 250 00:14:44,693 --> 00:14:47,279 It might make you a little sleepy, but... 251 00:14:47,362 --> 00:14:49,782 if you're asleep, you won't eat compulsively 252 00:14:49,865 --> 00:14:52,075 and get fat, which is another side effect. 253 00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:53,702 We wouldn't want that. 254 00:14:55,871 --> 00:14:59,708 I'm gonna peek in your chart. You had a physical, right? 255 00:14:59,792 --> 00:15:02,210 When I first got here, six months ago. 256 00:15:02,294 --> 00:15:05,589 Yeah... I'm still moving in. 257 00:15:05,673 --> 00:15:09,677 I've got D to G and P through R. 258 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:12,930 You're probably in the other room. Give me a sec. 259 00:15:28,445 --> 00:15:32,700 I don't need this right now, inmate. I'm developing a fucking ulcer. 260 00:15:32,783 --> 00:15:35,118 None of this is my fault. 261 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,162 They jumped me. I was attacked. 262 00:15:37,245 --> 00:15:38,789 I know. 263 00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:42,125 - You do? - Yes. 264 00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,545 I hear things. 265 00:15:44,628 --> 00:15:47,339 How things have been going ugly for you for a while now. 266 00:15:48,006 --> 00:15:49,466 It's herd mentality. 267 00:15:49,550 --> 00:15:51,844 The tide turns, everybody wigs out. 268 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,681 People don't like what they can't understand. 269 00:15:55,764 --> 00:15:58,433 So, what are you gonna do about it? 270 00:15:58,516 --> 00:16:00,518 I'm gonna have the guards keep a closer eye on you. 271 00:16:00,603 --> 00:16:02,145 They'll be ready if anything starts up. 272 00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:04,815 So, basically, you're putting me under surveillance? 273 00:16:04,898 --> 00:16:06,483 Well, there's not much else I can do. 274 00:16:06,567 --> 00:16:10,946 There's a lot you could do, starting with firing CO Sikowitz. 275 00:16:11,029 --> 00:16:14,199 Sikowitz is not the problem here. 276 00:16:14,282 --> 00:16:16,994 The problem is she's a chipmunk in boots 277 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,997 who never got proper training due to negligence. 278 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,707 I want her fired, 279 00:16:21,790 --> 00:16:25,377 and I want crisis and sensitivity training for all the guards. 280 00:16:26,795 --> 00:16:27,880 Look... 281 00:16:29,297 --> 00:16:30,465 Burset... 282 00:16:31,383 --> 00:16:33,551 I sympathize, I really do. 283 00:16:33,636 --> 00:16:36,221 But we have to be realistic about our recourse here. 284 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:40,893 Ask my lawyer how realistic I am. 285 00:16:40,976 --> 00:16:44,479 Your lawyer? These guys have teams of lawyers. 286 00:16:44,562 --> 00:16:47,775 Driving in Mercedes, expensing lunches... 287 00:16:47,858 --> 00:16:51,820 and crushing cases like yours under their Italian leather shoes. 288 00:16:52,988 --> 00:16:55,323 I have no doubt. 289 00:16:56,324 --> 00:16:58,035 But here's what I got. 290 00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,870 A Post headline... 291 00:16:59,953 --> 00:17:01,997 "She-Male Jail Fail. 292 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,833 Balls to the Wall in Tranny Prison Brawl." 293 00:17:04,917 --> 00:17:07,544 That shit sells like hotcakes. 294 00:17:07,628 --> 00:17:11,589 And everyone will be reading about it, and everyone will be talking about it, 295 00:17:11,674 --> 00:17:14,051 including the ladies of The View. 296 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:17,763 You think MCC wants that kind of attention? 297 00:17:17,846 --> 00:17:20,098 Jesus, Burset. 298 00:17:20,182 --> 00:17:22,350 Why you do you have to make everything so hard? 299 00:17:23,852 --> 00:17:27,314 No offense, but fuck you... 300 00:17:27,397 --> 00:17:28,857 sir. 301 00:17:32,861 --> 00:17:34,404 Oh, Jesus. 302 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,281 I think we need a plan B. 303 00:17:36,364 --> 00:17:37,700 Are you pussying out on me right now? 304 00:17:37,783 --> 00:17:42,620 Look, if being a pussy is not wanting to eat rats in SHU, then... 305 00:17:42,705 --> 00:17:44,372 No one's going to SHU... 306 00:17:45,123 --> 00:17:46,249 Louder. 307 00:17:49,461 --> 00:17:52,047 Remember how I was in the Puppy Program? 308 00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:56,593 Well, see, I may have palmed a doggie sedative, 309 00:17:56,677 --> 00:17:58,053 or four, 310 00:17:58,136 --> 00:18:01,056 that I have been keeping as a treat for myself 311 00:18:01,139 --> 00:18:03,266 in case I would like to fake a seizure, 312 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:07,479 go on a vacation to a hospital and touch nurses. 313 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,941 Do you see, this is how much I care about you, Doggett. 314 00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:15,487 I am willing to burn that dream on you. 315 00:18:16,822 --> 00:18:19,867 Wait, are you saying that you want to put the puppy night-night pill, 316 00:18:19,950 --> 00:18:20,951 like, in his coffee? 317 00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:23,120 Yeah, he won't even see us coming. 318 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,788 Then what? 319 00:18:24,872 --> 00:18:28,751 Then he wakes up with a flashlight shoved up his ass. 320 00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:33,046 Boo, how do you expect to fit a flashlight up someone's ass 321 00:18:33,130 --> 00:18:34,672 that hasn't had a warm up? 322 00:18:34,757 --> 00:18:37,467 Okay, uh, something slippery? Bar of soap? 323 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,677 Yeah, but bars of soap? They're even wider. 324 00:18:39,762 --> 00:18:42,139 - Think about it, they're like... - Assuming his shit is tight. 325 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:45,475 I mean, you'd be surprised what people get up to in their free time. 326 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:47,560 What? 327 00:18:49,687 --> 00:18:51,481 How about... 328 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:54,359 How about a broom? A broomstick? 329 00:18:54,442 --> 00:18:56,194 - Great. - No, wait, wait, wait, wait. 330 00:18:57,112 --> 00:19:00,407 Nope, splinters. He'll get splinters in his ass. 331 00:19:00,490 --> 00:19:01,784 Doggett... 332 00:19:01,867 --> 00:19:05,746 his comfort is not our fucking concern. 333 00:19:06,747 --> 00:19:08,456 - That's right. - It's right. 334 00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:10,834 - Yeah. - You got me there. 335 00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:13,128 I'm just a girl trying to start a business, 336 00:19:13,211 --> 00:19:15,756 get a tiny piece of the American dream for myself. 337 00:19:15,839 --> 00:19:17,215 Why does the universe hate me? 338 00:19:17,299 --> 00:19:19,843 He's not quitting. 339 00:19:19,927 --> 00:19:23,305 He's wised up. He's playing you like a fiddle. 340 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:28,310 Shit... you're right. 341 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,939 - He said it wasn't worth it. - Mmm. 342 00:19:32,022 --> 00:19:33,606 He probably wants more money like everyone else. 343 00:19:33,690 --> 00:19:35,608 But he didn't... 344 00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:40,155 Oh, my God. 345 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:44,034 - This is about the handjob. - Oh, you gave him a handjob? 346 00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:46,203 No, I may have promised... 347 00:19:47,245 --> 00:19:50,833 I may have intimated that there was a slight... possibility. 348 00:19:50,916 --> 00:19:54,086 I mean, if he proved his value to the organization. 349 00:19:55,253 --> 00:19:56,880 Another mystery solved. 350 00:19:56,964 --> 00:19:57,965 No. 351 00:19:58,048 --> 00:20:00,633 If this is what he's angling for, why didn't he just come out with it? 352 00:20:00,717 --> 00:20:02,219 No pun intended. 353 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,012 He's a kid. He's barely through puberty. 354 00:20:04,096 --> 00:20:05,680 He's probably never even kissed a girl. 355 00:20:05,763 --> 00:20:08,934 Oh, that is so sweet. Well, it shouldn't take long. 356 00:20:09,017 --> 00:20:11,644 Forty-five seconds and he'll be sneezing right in your hand. 357 00:20:11,728 --> 00:20:12,729 Oh! 358 00:20:13,730 --> 00:20:15,398 What does Vause think of it? 359 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:18,026 Vause does not need to know about this, capisce? 360 00:20:18,110 --> 00:20:20,863 Suit yourself. I don't get involved. 361 00:20:20,946 --> 00:20:22,155 Mmm. 362 00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:24,741 I feel like a molester. 363 00:20:25,575 --> 00:20:27,577 Which is weird... 364 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,288 because I am clearly also being exploited here. 365 00:20:30,372 --> 00:20:31,999 Hmm... 366 00:20:32,082 --> 00:20:34,835 sounds like you've got a dilemma. 367 00:20:56,148 --> 00:20:58,025 Whoo! Man... 368 00:20:58,108 --> 00:21:01,736 this farm-to-table thing is for real, am I right? 369 00:21:01,819 --> 00:21:05,490 Man, we're gonna be flossin' for, like, a straight hour after this. 370 00:21:05,573 --> 00:21:08,701 Yo, what happened to your new weave? You were lookin' fresh. 371 00:21:08,785 --> 00:21:10,370 Nah, I wasn't feelin' it. 372 00:21:10,453 --> 00:21:12,539 Yeah, what she feeling is scared 373 00:21:12,622 --> 00:21:15,042 that Sophia gonna hulk out on her and shit. 374 00:21:15,125 --> 00:21:17,502 Untrue. 375 00:21:17,585 --> 00:21:18,921 Yo, I don't blame you. 376 00:21:19,004 --> 00:21:21,131 Shit's getting ugly in the RuPaul Drag Race. 377 00:21:21,214 --> 00:21:23,425 Yo, Sophia ain't a drag queen, yo. 378 00:21:23,508 --> 00:21:25,010 She ain't walking around in a costume. 379 00:21:25,093 --> 00:21:26,970 I feel bad about it. 380 00:21:27,054 --> 00:21:29,932 - This is why I do my own hair. - Wait, that's hair? 381 00:21:30,015 --> 00:21:32,267 This whole time I thought you was wearin' Mickey Mouse ears! 382 00:21:32,350 --> 00:21:34,394 You... 383 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,611 Oh, tell me what's happening here. 384 00:21:43,695 --> 00:21:46,739 Mmm, at the moment, we enjoying some corn. 385 00:21:46,823 --> 00:21:48,992 - Mmm-hmm. - Corn that doesn't belong to you. 386 00:21:49,076 --> 00:21:51,954 Uh-huh, 'cause it came from the garden, you see what I'm sayin', 387 00:21:52,037 --> 00:21:54,664 which is on community prison property that we all share. 388 00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:57,375 So, really, it do belong to us. 389 00:21:57,459 --> 00:21:59,502 You lazy shakhtor thief! 390 00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:01,838 - Shit... - You did nothing for this. 391 00:22:01,922 --> 00:22:04,674 Other people planted it, watered it, raked the weeds. 392 00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:06,343 Yeah, well, guess who else got experience 393 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:09,429 growin' shit for other people to eat and gettin' none of it? 394 00:22:09,512 --> 00:22:11,098 - I know! - Watson? 395 00:22:11,181 --> 00:22:12,807 Is it our ancestors? 396 00:22:12,890 --> 00:22:15,018 - Ohhh, correct! - Whoo-hoo! 397 00:22:15,102 --> 00:22:19,522 And now, we takin' back a little thing called... reparations. 398 00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:22,067 You sure you want to get into the ring with me? 399 00:22:22,150 --> 00:22:23,610 - Oh, okay! - What if she do? 400 00:22:23,693 --> 00:22:25,737 All right, everybody jump back, jump back. 401 00:22:25,820 --> 00:22:27,364 You think I won't pound that spiky redhead? 402 00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:28,740 Yo, I said, jump back! 403 00:22:28,823 --> 00:22:30,325 What the fuck? 404 00:22:30,408 --> 00:22:32,577 Now, this is not how you handle your shit with Red. 405 00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:34,079 - Man, fuck her! - Okay? 406 00:22:34,162 --> 00:22:35,788 And you got to stop using slavery 407 00:22:35,872 --> 00:22:37,499 every time you wanna justify some foolishness! 408 00:22:37,582 --> 00:22:40,418 I'm just using it as a placeholder till I become Jewish 409 00:22:40,502 --> 00:22:41,711 and I can pin it on Hitler. 410 00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:43,255 Crazy, man. 411 00:22:43,338 --> 00:22:44,547 Listen up, all right? 412 00:22:44,631 --> 00:22:47,050 We are not getting into it with the white girls. 413 00:22:47,134 --> 00:22:48,510 We had enough of that with Vee! 414 00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:55,350 I apologize. 415 00:22:55,433 --> 00:22:58,478 You know what I can't do with an apology, Jefferson? 416 00:22:58,561 --> 00:23:01,689 I can't roast it with creamer and chili powder 417 00:23:01,773 --> 00:23:04,609 and serve it to the people who are coming to my dinner tomorrow night. 418 00:23:04,692 --> 00:23:05,985 What else you got? 419 00:23:06,069 --> 00:23:08,613 Parsley... and I got some onions, 420 00:23:08,696 --> 00:23:11,658 and I got a pantry full of Saltines. 421 00:23:11,741 --> 00:23:13,743 Okay, okay, um... 422 00:23:15,953 --> 00:23:20,750 But nobody will care... when you introduce your new sommelier. 423 00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:22,210 Ah! 424 00:23:22,294 --> 00:23:24,962 This is ridiculous. 425 00:23:25,047 --> 00:23:26,048 Man, it could be classy. 426 00:23:26,131 --> 00:23:27,715 Look, I know a hooch specialist 427 00:23:27,799 --> 00:23:30,760 who's got a little extra that she needs to unload. 428 00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:33,513 Wait, you clownin' on me, right? This her fault! 429 00:23:33,596 --> 00:23:36,808 I know, but she has fewer marketable skills, all right? 430 00:23:37,809 --> 00:23:39,436 I'm so sorry, Red. 431 00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:41,229 We just been eatin' crap for so long 432 00:23:41,313 --> 00:23:44,566 that when we ran into the corn, we just... 433 00:23:44,649 --> 00:23:45,942 lost our minds a little bit. 434 00:23:50,655 --> 00:23:54,117 She can wash dishes for me. You and Watson, too. 435 00:23:54,201 --> 00:23:56,369 I want the kitchen spotless tonight, 436 00:23:56,453 --> 00:23:58,913 - and I want you to do the clean-up after. - Fine. 437 00:23:58,996 --> 00:24:00,665 - Aw, man, that's some bullshit... - Shut up, Cindy. 438 00:24:00,748 --> 00:24:03,626 - And I'll take that hooch. - Good. 439 00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:05,920 And no one touches my garden again. 440 00:24:07,672 --> 00:24:09,091 Obviously. 441 00:24:12,260 --> 00:24:15,388 Forty-two pairs of beautiful, sweaty panties, 442 00:24:15,472 --> 00:24:17,765 painstakingly crafted over days at a time, 443 00:24:17,849 --> 00:24:20,435 and they don't even make a dent in the orders. 444 00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:25,315 I feel like we're standing in front of a Vegas buffet of money 445 00:24:25,398 --> 00:24:28,443 and we're only allowed to take, like, a plate of fries at a time. 446 00:24:28,526 --> 00:24:30,903 Maybe we can jack up the prices again? 447 00:24:30,987 --> 00:24:34,574 I mean, this is premium artisanal shit, right? 448 00:24:34,657 --> 00:24:38,786 The Spanish charge $400 for a ham and nobody blinks an eye. 449 00:24:38,870 --> 00:24:43,791 Well, that's because they feed those pigs only acorns or olives or whatever. 450 00:24:43,875 --> 00:24:46,002 Wait, this is genius. 451 00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:48,671 What if the panties were flavored? 452 00:24:48,755 --> 00:24:51,591 Like, this girl only ate strawberries for a week. 453 00:24:51,674 --> 00:24:55,595 Hmm, I think that might go against the whole authentic prison vibe. 454 00:24:55,678 --> 00:24:58,431 They're dirty, dirty felons, not Kobe beef. 455 00:24:58,515 --> 00:24:59,849 I know. Damn it. 456 00:25:01,058 --> 00:25:02,852 Maybe we go the other way. 457 00:25:02,935 --> 00:25:05,855 Like, who makes more money, Bloomingdales or Walmart? 458 00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:08,691 We crank 'em out fast and cheap, flood the market. 459 00:25:08,775 --> 00:25:11,486 And where do we get these cheap and fast girls, 460 00:25:11,569 --> 00:25:14,572 other than every single friend of yours? No. 461 00:25:14,656 --> 00:25:16,741 We are not getting into bed with your friends, 462 00:25:16,824 --> 00:25:18,493 because they are horrible people, 463 00:25:18,576 --> 00:25:22,622 and they can't keep their traps shut for five goddamn minutes at a time. 464 00:25:22,705 --> 00:25:25,082 And they're not in prison... 465 00:25:25,167 --> 00:25:26,334 yet. 466 00:25:26,418 --> 00:25:27,460 - But... - No. 467 00:25:27,544 --> 00:25:29,921 This is Piper's very illegal business. 468 00:25:30,004 --> 00:25:32,632 We can't go bringing people into it willy-nilly. 469 00:25:32,715 --> 00:25:34,467 Well, what Piper doesn't know won't hurt her. 470 00:25:34,551 --> 00:25:36,010 Oh, my God, listen to yourself. 471 00:25:36,093 --> 00:25:38,596 Thug life is already making you cold. 472 00:25:48,773 --> 00:25:50,608 That was a rough one. 473 00:25:50,692 --> 00:25:54,987 Hey, you want me to do your hair or something? 474 00:25:55,071 --> 00:25:57,240 It's just all flat and sweaty. 475 00:25:57,324 --> 00:25:59,909 I'll make you look real pretty for the baby. 476 00:25:59,992 --> 00:26:02,119 - You're not helping, Ramos! - Sorry. 477 00:26:02,204 --> 00:26:04,121 Oh, fuck! 478 00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:08,418 How you doing? 479 00:26:11,128 --> 00:26:13,923 - Can I talk at least? - Fine. 480 00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:26,728 I know you feel like I only look out for myself, and maybe I do. 481 00:26:26,811 --> 00:26:28,521 That's how I know to do life. 482 00:26:29,481 --> 00:26:32,191 But I want you to know, this baby... 483 00:26:33,318 --> 00:26:34,736 it wasn't about the money. 484 00:26:36,821 --> 00:26:39,532 Okay, it was about the money. 485 00:26:39,616 --> 00:26:41,784 But also, I... I was trying to help you. 486 00:26:42,619 --> 00:26:44,787 You know what would've helped? 487 00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:48,333 Some fucking support. 488 00:26:48,416 --> 00:26:52,254 Did you ask me how I feel, what I want, huh? 489 00:26:52,337 --> 00:26:55,298 How you feel is what ruins it. 490 00:26:55,382 --> 00:26:57,675 I loved you. 491 00:26:57,759 --> 00:26:59,344 I wanted you around me. 492 00:26:59,427 --> 00:27:03,055 And now here you are, doing the same stupid shit I did. 493 00:27:05,350 --> 00:27:06,809 I tried, you know? 494 00:27:07,977 --> 00:27:10,313 But it was for nothing. 495 00:27:10,397 --> 00:27:12,274 You turned out just like me. 496 00:27:13,858 --> 00:27:16,778 I made kids, and then I fucked them up. 497 00:27:21,533 --> 00:27:22,950 I'm a terrible mother. 498 00:27:25,662 --> 00:27:29,666 And I never want you to feel how I feel. 499 00:27:35,630 --> 00:27:36,923 I don't believe you. 500 00:27:37,924 --> 00:27:42,053 This kid was never... was never nothing but a paycheck to you. 501 00:27:43,638 --> 00:27:48,142 I swallowed your bullshit for the last fucking time. 502 00:27:48,225 --> 00:27:50,562 My hips are coming apart. 503 00:27:54,357 --> 00:27:58,110 Think about floating in the ocean. 504 00:27:58,194 --> 00:27:59,446 Fuck off, Maritza! 505 00:27:59,529 --> 00:28:00,822 Fuck! 506 00:28:00,905 --> 00:28:02,365 What? 507 00:28:04,451 --> 00:28:07,119 What? Is this normal? 508 00:28:07,203 --> 00:28:08,330 That does not seem normal. 509 00:28:09,331 --> 00:28:10,832 Somebody help! She's bleeding! 510 00:28:16,421 --> 00:28:17,964 Fuck. Call an ambulance! 511 00:28:18,047 --> 00:28:20,425 - Okay, come on, mija. - Thank you, Gloria. 512 00:28:22,427 --> 00:28:23,845 Gloria's coming with me, right? 513 00:28:38,735 --> 00:28:41,529 Dayanara, Mommy's here. 514 00:28:42,530 --> 00:28:43,573 Just a minute! 515 00:28:43,656 --> 00:28:46,368 I said, Mommy's here. Ain't you glad to see me? 516 00:28:48,661 --> 00:28:51,456 - Bye. - Bye. 517 00:28:57,128 --> 00:28:58,796 Come on, let's go get your stuff. 518 00:28:58,880 --> 00:28:59,881 Who did your hair? 519 00:28:59,964 --> 00:29:02,008 Stacy. She did it just like hers! 520 00:29:02,091 --> 00:29:03,259 Oh. 521 00:29:04,594 --> 00:29:05,720 Did you have a good time? 522 00:29:05,803 --> 00:29:07,304 It's so fun! 523 00:29:07,389 --> 00:29:09,974 I made three best friends and six regular friends, 524 00:29:10,057 --> 00:29:11,893 and I learned how to swim like a frog! 525 00:29:11,976 --> 00:29:13,310 That's great, baby. 526 00:29:13,395 --> 00:29:17,982 And Jordache says that I can sleep over at her house whenever I want! 527 00:29:18,065 --> 00:29:21,277 Jordache? Someone named their kid after pants? 528 00:29:21,361 --> 00:29:23,571 Come on, I have to show you arts and crafts. 529 00:29:23,655 --> 00:29:25,407 Okay, okay. 530 00:29:25,490 --> 00:29:27,409 Stacy, my mom came! 531 00:29:27,492 --> 00:29:30,244 - Hey, Mrs. Diaz! - It's "Ms." 532 00:29:30,327 --> 00:29:32,121 Oh, sure. 533 00:29:32,204 --> 00:29:35,332 Well, I have to tell you, Daya's had an amazing month. 534 00:29:35,417 --> 00:29:39,253 At first, she was pretty shy, but then she just blossomed. 535 00:29:39,336 --> 00:29:42,382 - Can I come back next year? - We can talk about it. 536 00:29:42,465 --> 00:29:45,885 Oh, and check out some of her artwork. 537 00:29:45,968 --> 00:29:47,554 Tell your mom what you're thinking about 538 00:29:47,637 --> 00:29:50,848 for your career goal for when you're a grown-up? 539 00:29:50,932 --> 00:29:53,100 Mommy, I wanna be an artist. 540 00:29:53,184 --> 00:29:56,479 That and a token will get you on the subway. 541 00:29:58,898 --> 00:30:01,317 That's really great, baby. Really great. 542 00:30:01,401 --> 00:30:02,735 We gotta go now. 543 00:30:02,819 --> 00:30:03,861 Jazmina needs her car back 544 00:30:03,945 --> 00:30:05,572 so she could sell the radios out of the trunk. 545 00:30:06,698 --> 00:30:09,241 - I'm gonna miss you. - I'm gonna miss you, too. 546 00:31:10,553 --> 00:31:11,638 You're not supposed to be in here. 547 00:31:11,721 --> 00:31:14,891 We're not supposed to do a lot of things, but... 548 00:31:14,974 --> 00:31:17,018 business is business, right? 549 00:31:17,101 --> 00:31:19,270 Is this about earlier? 550 00:31:19,353 --> 00:31:22,649 Look, this may be weird for you. 551 00:31:24,191 --> 00:31:25,902 I get it. 552 00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:29,196 But when I make a vaguely-worded, insinuated promise... 553 00:31:30,364 --> 00:31:32,700 I do my best to keep it. 554 00:31:32,784 --> 00:31:36,328 Especially if I... basically have no other choice. 555 00:31:36,412 --> 00:31:38,956 No, no, no, no, no. I... I don't want anything from you. 556 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,000 The whole thing has just been stressing me out, okay? 557 00:31:41,083 --> 00:31:43,169 I don't like breaking the rules. I get sweaty all the time. 558 00:31:43,252 --> 00:31:46,213 I had to take a beta blocker. It's not worth it for me. 559 00:31:46,297 --> 00:31:49,050 - Oh... - Chapman, don't. 560 00:31:49,967 --> 00:31:51,761 No way this kid gets a handjob off you. 561 00:31:51,844 --> 00:31:53,179 Right, well, actually it turns out... 562 00:31:53,262 --> 00:31:56,223 Listen, you quivering, Michael Cera-looking sack of squid bits. 563 00:31:56,307 --> 00:31:58,893 You think an opportunity like this comes along every day? 564 00:31:58,976 --> 00:32:00,728 What? No, no. I don't care about the money. 565 00:32:00,812 --> 00:32:02,814 Fuck no, you don't care about the money. 566 00:32:02,897 --> 00:32:04,857 What you care about is that you're illegally smuggling 567 00:32:04,941 --> 00:32:06,943 women's panties out of a women's prison. 568 00:32:07,026 --> 00:32:11,322 A story that is gonna get you free beer at any bar you choose 569 00:32:11,405 --> 00:32:14,826 for the rest of your pathetic anti-climax of a life. 570 00:32:14,909 --> 00:32:19,121 This caper is the most interesting goddamn thing that's ever happened to you. 571 00:32:22,959 --> 00:32:24,043 Okay. 572 00:32:24,126 --> 00:32:25,837 Okay, good. 573 00:32:27,504 --> 00:32:29,215 - Come on. - Hey, wait... 574 00:32:29,298 --> 00:32:31,383 I was gonna get a handjob out of this? 575 00:32:50,987 --> 00:32:53,781 Think you can slide in a few good words for me? 576 00:32:53,865 --> 00:32:56,158 In between the widows and orphans or whatever. 577 00:32:56,242 --> 00:33:00,287 Nothing like dark days to bring a person running back to the church. 578 00:33:00,371 --> 00:33:04,458 I was never in the church. 579 00:33:04,541 --> 00:33:08,004 Well, you sure were interested when you were having problems, then... 580 00:33:08,087 --> 00:33:11,883 things got better and... poof. 581 00:33:11,966 --> 00:33:17,013 No offense... but I was jumped in my salon yesterday. 582 00:33:17,096 --> 00:33:19,807 I don't have a lot left over for your hurt feelings. 583 00:33:19,891 --> 00:33:21,726 I was minding my own business. 584 00:33:21,809 --> 00:33:25,437 I'm here... 585 00:33:25,521 --> 00:33:28,858 because I realized you might be my only friend. 586 00:33:30,943 --> 00:33:35,197 I'm sorry, Sophia. 587 00:33:35,782 --> 00:33:38,701 Everybody acts cool most of the time, you know? 588 00:33:39,827 --> 00:33:42,747 "Oh, Sophia, hit me with the gossip." 589 00:33:42,830 --> 00:33:44,498 "What do you think about bangs, Sophia?" 590 00:33:44,581 --> 00:33:48,169 You start to feel like one of the girls. 591 00:33:48,252 --> 00:33:53,382 But then something turns... and you realize... 592 00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:57,762 you're still a freak and you'll never be one of them. 593 00:33:57,845 --> 00:34:01,683 Jesus said, "But I say to you, love your enemies and... 594 00:34:03,267 --> 00:34:05,561 Pray for those who persecute you." 595 00:34:05,645 --> 00:34:09,481 Nothin' about disemboweling your enemies with a hot curling iron? 596 00:34:09,565 --> 00:34:11,776 You'd think, right? 597 00:34:13,152 --> 00:34:16,906 Especially since he had it pretty rough there at the end. 598 00:34:16,989 --> 00:34:18,490 But he went quietly. 599 00:34:18,574 --> 00:34:22,829 He should've kicked a few nutsacks inside out while he had the chance. 600 00:34:22,912 --> 00:34:24,872 Oh, I don't know. 601 00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,087 Assuming you're beat, at least for the moment, 602 00:34:31,170 --> 00:34:34,465 I wouldn't give them the satisfaction of watching you unravel. 603 00:34:36,133 --> 00:34:39,095 Also, as a former protest junkie... 604 00:34:40,554 --> 00:34:43,515 when you go ape-shit, it gives them a reason to fight you. 605 00:34:43,599 --> 00:34:47,519 I like to get real quiet and look them in the face, like... 606 00:34:48,855 --> 00:34:50,857 "I'll remember you later." 607 00:34:52,149 --> 00:34:54,736 Freaks them out. They go bonkers. 608 00:34:55,695 --> 00:34:57,029 That's all you got? 609 00:35:11,878 --> 00:35:15,464 So now she's accusing us of skimping on training for the new guards, 610 00:35:15,547 --> 00:35:18,550 which, let's be honest, isn't exactly untrue. 611 00:35:18,634 --> 00:35:21,095 You're saying she's threatening us? 612 00:35:21,178 --> 00:35:22,388 What do you want me to do, Dad? 613 00:35:23,472 --> 00:35:25,099 What we did in Arizona. 614 00:35:25,182 --> 00:35:28,352 Some time alone. Let her clear her head. 615 00:35:29,020 --> 00:35:30,354 She hasn't done anything wrong. 616 00:35:30,437 --> 00:35:34,066 Well, of course not, but we can't weed out all the bullies. 617 00:35:35,735 --> 00:35:37,278 It's for her own protection. 618 00:35:39,405 --> 00:35:40,614 What about when she gets out? 619 00:35:40,697 --> 00:35:43,826 I mean, what do you think happens then? Think about the long term. 620 00:35:43,910 --> 00:35:46,203 Nobody cares about the long term, Danny. 621 00:35:47,538 --> 00:35:49,957 Look, a year from now, 622 00:35:50,041 --> 00:35:54,045 Huey Strath will be CEO of CCA 623 00:35:54,128 --> 00:35:57,214 or fucking Best Western or some other company. 624 00:35:57,298 --> 00:36:01,385 All the top guys get traded around like baseball cards, you know that. 625 00:36:01,468 --> 00:36:05,139 The important thing is that we nail this quarter and the next one 626 00:36:05,222 --> 00:36:07,516 and let everyone collect their bonuses. 627 00:36:08,810 --> 00:36:11,687 I'm so grossed out right now. 628 00:36:11,771 --> 00:36:13,314 This isn't who we are. 629 00:36:13,397 --> 00:36:16,733 Spare me the speech, please. 630 00:36:20,737 --> 00:36:24,575 We do what we do or someone else does. It's not personal. 631 00:36:24,658 --> 00:36:26,285 Is that what Mom would say? 632 00:36:27,494 --> 00:36:29,956 What do you think of this one, Ma? 633 00:36:34,168 --> 00:36:35,211 Shit. 634 00:36:39,465 --> 00:36:41,508 - Fine. - Really? 635 00:36:41,592 --> 00:36:43,510 Go back to Utica. 636 00:36:45,221 --> 00:36:48,933 We'll meet tomorrow, talk to the board... go over our options. 637 00:36:49,016 --> 00:36:50,434 Thank you. 638 00:36:50,517 --> 00:36:51,978 Thanks, Dad. 639 00:36:58,025 --> 00:36:59,443 Ha! 640 00:36:59,526 --> 00:37:03,072 Guess the floors are mopping themselves now, huh? 641 00:37:03,155 --> 00:37:04,907 Red, check this. 642 00:37:06,658 --> 00:37:09,120 You got a fairy godmother we don't know about? 643 00:37:09,203 --> 00:37:10,746 Abracadabra. 644 00:37:28,472 --> 00:37:30,850 I sent the cards off yesterday, priority. 645 00:37:30,933 --> 00:37:31,934 And once they get them, 646 00:37:32,018 --> 00:37:35,187 they'll send a rep down and we'll elect our union leaders. 647 00:37:35,271 --> 00:37:36,981 I feel like the leaders are pretty obvious. 648 00:37:37,899 --> 00:37:39,775 Do you? 649 00:37:39,859 --> 00:37:41,693 Yeah, people who've been there since the beginning, you know? 650 00:37:41,777 --> 00:37:42,778 People who started the whole thing. 651 00:37:42,862 --> 00:37:46,823 The ones who made the reservation at the bar for the first meeting. 652 00:37:46,908 --> 00:37:49,743 Red-blooded, hard-working, solid people. 653 00:37:50,702 --> 00:37:53,330 I don't know, O'Neill. 654 00:37:53,414 --> 00:37:55,457 Look, I'm obviously one of the leaders. 655 00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:58,210 It means we got the white guy demographic covered. 656 00:37:58,294 --> 00:38:01,005 We gotta be sure to include a spectrum. 657 00:38:01,088 --> 00:38:03,090 A spectrum. So, you're talking about Maxwell? 658 00:38:03,174 --> 00:38:06,260 Sir, she's got the leadership qualities of a goddamn dish sponge. 659 00:38:06,343 --> 00:38:07,428 Or Ford. 660 00:38:07,511 --> 00:38:09,721 Do not be taken in by the fact that he's a total hunk, sir. 661 00:38:09,805 --> 00:38:13,434 Ford knits in his spare time, like a grandma. 662 00:38:13,517 --> 00:38:16,520 That's not relevant. The relevant thing is that he's black! 663 00:38:17,604 --> 00:38:21,150 Black people get everything. I gotta piss. 664 00:38:22,944 --> 00:38:24,445 Now? 665 00:38:24,528 --> 00:38:26,948 We just passed the piss rock. 666 00:38:27,031 --> 00:38:29,533 It's where we pee when we gotta pee when we're walking the perimeter. 667 00:38:29,616 --> 00:38:32,494 It's like... a Pavlovian thing now. 668 00:38:34,371 --> 00:38:36,040 I wouldn't have thought Ford was your type. 669 00:38:36,123 --> 00:38:37,291 He's not my type. 670 00:38:37,374 --> 00:38:40,336 He's just a beautiful man. It's empirical. 671 00:38:41,503 --> 00:38:43,380 Holy... 672 00:38:43,464 --> 00:38:46,633 - O'Neill, get over here. - I'm indisposed. 673 00:38:46,717 --> 00:38:50,930 There's a fucking... chicken over here. 674 00:38:51,013 --> 00:38:52,598 The chicken is a myth. Nice try, sir. 675 00:38:52,681 --> 00:38:54,350 I'm serious. It's real! 676 00:38:54,433 --> 00:38:55,726 It's got a beak and feathers! 677 00:38:55,809 --> 00:38:57,728 It's pecking, it's pecking in the grass, it... 678 00:38:57,811 --> 00:38:59,939 Okay, show me. 679 00:39:05,027 --> 00:39:06,070 Went in the bushes. 680 00:39:06,153 --> 00:39:08,155 We know you've been under a lot of stress recently, 681 00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:10,449 - but the chicken is not a real thing... - Shut up, O'Neill. 682 00:39:15,704 --> 00:39:17,706 Look at this. 683 00:39:24,630 --> 00:39:27,174 I feel like we're in Narnia. 684 00:39:43,690 --> 00:39:44,858 Hello? 685 00:39:47,819 --> 00:39:49,696 Yes, yes, yes, I accept. 686 00:39:49,780 --> 00:39:53,784 Dayanara? It's funny, I was... I was just putting diapers away. 687 00:39:53,867 --> 00:39:56,328 - Are you okay? - It's her mother. 688 00:39:56,412 --> 00:39:57,621 Oh. 689 00:39:57,704 --> 00:40:00,249 Mrs. Diaz, how's she doing? 690 00:40:01,250 --> 00:40:02,793 Not so good. 691 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,837 The baby came this morning. 692 00:40:05,921 --> 00:40:09,175 He had the cord wrapped around his neck. 693 00:40:11,677 --> 00:40:13,679 So, so, it's a boy? 694 00:40:13,762 --> 00:40:15,306 Yeah. 695 00:40:19,601 --> 00:40:20,852 He died. 696 00:40:22,854 --> 00:40:24,148 Oh, my God. 697 00:40:25,941 --> 00:40:29,320 I wanted to tell you, one grandma to another. 698 00:40:34,075 --> 00:40:36,243 Who was her doctor? 699 00:40:36,327 --> 00:40:40,497 I don't know anything about... prison medical standards, but... 700 00:40:40,581 --> 00:40:42,583 It wasn't anyone's fault. 701 00:40:42,666 --> 00:40:44,626 It was just one of those things, you know? 702 00:40:44,710 --> 00:40:47,421 Can I see her? 703 00:40:47,504 --> 00:40:48,630 Sure, sure. 704 00:40:49,923 --> 00:40:53,594 But not right away. It's gonna take her a while. 705 00:40:53,677 --> 00:40:55,846 Sure, I understand. 706 00:40:57,931 --> 00:40:59,850 I'll write to her. 707 00:41:01,268 --> 00:41:02,603 Christ. 708 00:41:03,937 --> 00:41:06,565 I'm so sorry. 709 00:41:07,816 --> 00:41:10,652 I'm... I'm so sorry, too. 710 00:41:27,544 --> 00:41:28,920 It smells funny in here. 711 00:41:29,004 --> 00:41:30,631 Put your suitcase away. 712 00:41:52,944 --> 00:41:54,321 That's my art. 713 00:41:54,405 --> 00:41:56,323 There's a lot. 714 00:41:56,407 --> 00:41:58,367 We have enough clutter around here. 715 00:41:58,450 --> 00:41:59,785 But I made it. 716 00:41:59,868 --> 00:42:01,995 Only 'cause they told you to. 717 00:42:02,078 --> 00:42:04,831 But now you can make new stuff, your own stuff. 718 00:42:09,961 --> 00:42:12,381 I missed you so much. 719 00:42:13,674 --> 00:42:16,427 - Did you miss me? - Yes. 720 00:42:16,510 --> 00:42:19,430 Maybe that camp was a mistake, huh? 721 00:42:19,513 --> 00:42:23,475 Maybe it was too hard for you to be without your mommy for so long. 722 00:42:25,977 --> 00:42:27,979 It was kind of boring anyway. 723 00:42:28,063 --> 00:42:30,316 I knew you'd be bored. 724 00:42:30,399 --> 00:42:32,734 You love your Judge Judy, don't you? 725 00:42:32,818 --> 00:42:35,696 And we had to sing those dumb songs before dinner. 726 00:42:38,031 --> 00:42:40,284 You liked Stacy, though. 727 00:42:41,993 --> 00:42:45,872 Whatever, she had this stupid crush on one of the boy counselors. 728 00:42:45,956 --> 00:42:48,250 It was kind of desperate. 729 00:42:48,334 --> 00:42:51,212 Bitches be like that. Don't matter where they're from. 730 00:42:51,295 --> 00:42:53,547 Yeah, bitches. 731 00:43:01,763 --> 00:43:05,016 So, you really wanna be an artist? 732 00:43:06,101 --> 00:43:09,188 Nah, I wanna be a mom. 733 00:43:12,774 --> 00:43:15,068 Here you go, there, little pretty girl. 734 00:43:16,278 --> 00:43:18,572 - Do you wanna see her? - Yeah. 735 00:43:18,655 --> 00:43:21,408 Here you go. Here. 736 00:43:25,454 --> 00:43:28,290 Baby. Hi, little baby. 737 00:43:37,799 --> 00:43:40,427 I love you. You know that? 738 00:43:40,511 --> 00:43:43,096 I love you. 739 00:43:44,348 --> 00:43:47,809 My job is so weird. 740 00:44:17,673 --> 00:44:21,260 It's like you're Madame Curie, but stupid. 741 00:44:21,343 --> 00:44:23,387 It's a chemical composition. 742 00:44:23,470 --> 00:44:25,431 We crack it, we can churn out more product. 743 00:44:25,514 --> 00:44:29,351 Without involving anyone else. We add to Piper's profit margin! 744 00:44:29,435 --> 00:44:30,977 It's not ethical. 745 00:44:31,061 --> 00:44:33,063 We're selling crusty jail panties to perverts. 746 00:44:33,146 --> 00:44:34,940 Yeah, but we have our integrity. 747 00:44:35,023 --> 00:44:37,484 We gotta get out of Carol's house, dude. 748 00:44:37,568 --> 00:44:38,944 My soul is dying. 749 00:44:39,027 --> 00:44:40,654 Oh, come on, it's not so bad. 750 00:44:40,737 --> 00:44:42,823 Cal, the doilies! 751 00:44:42,906 --> 00:44:44,991 Touché. 752 00:44:45,075 --> 00:44:46,702 Look, this is never gonna work. 753 00:44:46,785 --> 00:44:50,872 The tuna thing is a dead giveaway. Give me this. 754 00:44:50,956 --> 00:44:52,749 Yeah, it's just all fish. There's no nuance. 755 00:44:52,833 --> 00:44:54,250 Well, sure. 756 00:44:54,335 --> 00:44:56,753 You should know. I mean... 757 00:44:56,837 --> 00:45:00,215 you do know what a vagina smells like. 758 00:45:02,426 --> 00:45:04,511 Right, sweetie? 759 00:45:06,805 --> 00:45:10,141 Obviously, I do. 760 00:45:10,225 --> 00:45:12,143 Obviously. 761 00:45:12,227 --> 00:45:14,813 Oh, my God. 762 00:45:14,896 --> 00:45:17,358 Please don't think less of me. 763 00:45:17,441 --> 00:45:20,777 You went to Vassar! You lived in campus housing! 764 00:45:20,861 --> 00:45:23,697 It was dark times. Our nation was at war! 765 00:45:23,780 --> 00:45:25,824 Whoa, okay, I never thought I would say this... 766 00:45:27,033 --> 00:45:28,827 but this is not Dick Cheney's fault. 767 00:45:28,910 --> 00:45:32,789 So, are none of your stories true? The repressed Pakistani girl? 768 00:45:32,873 --> 00:45:34,833 The three-way with Georgia Pellegrini? 769 00:45:34,916 --> 00:45:37,085 I wanted you to think I was cool. 770 00:45:46,261 --> 00:45:47,763 Okay. 771 00:45:48,722 --> 00:45:52,893 First... we gotta get some miso. 772 00:45:54,936 --> 00:46:00,567 To lay down a nice umami base note. Then we can go from there. 773 00:46:05,489 --> 00:46:07,449 - I'm heartbroken. - I know. I'm sorry. 774 00:46:07,533 --> 00:46:09,993 I loved that Georgia Pellegrini three-way story. 775 00:46:10,076 --> 00:46:11,453 I'm sorry. 776 00:46:15,874 --> 00:46:19,586 I hope everyone has enjoyed the soup. 777 00:46:19,670 --> 00:46:21,672 - Bravo! - Oh, my God, yes. 778 00:46:21,755 --> 00:46:23,089 Thank you. 779 00:46:23,173 --> 00:46:26,593 Now, this, uh, might sound a little corny, but... 780 00:46:26,677 --> 00:46:28,053 ears to you. 781 00:46:28,136 --> 00:46:29,179 - Aw... - Huh? 782 00:46:29,262 --> 00:46:31,014 Yeah, bravo! 783 00:46:31,097 --> 00:46:33,308 One more pun, and it goes away. 784 00:46:33,391 --> 00:46:35,185 It's truly amazing, Red. 785 00:46:35,268 --> 00:46:36,562 Thank you. 786 00:46:36,645 --> 00:46:37,646 Whoo! 787 00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:41,483 I kind of want to take off all my clothes. 788 00:46:43,527 --> 00:46:44,528 Yippee! 789 00:46:52,703 --> 00:46:55,622 I heard you called it off with Chapman. 790 00:46:55,706 --> 00:46:59,125 Yeah, I don't know what it means. 791 00:46:59,209 --> 00:47:01,127 You ever have a thing with someone that... 792 00:47:01,211 --> 00:47:03,714 never seems to really be over, even when it is? 793 00:47:03,797 --> 00:47:07,676 Rumi says, "Lovers never meet. 794 00:47:07,759 --> 00:47:11,012 They're in each other all along." 795 00:47:12,556 --> 00:47:16,267 Yeah, it's kind of like that, only with drugs and backstabbing. 796 00:47:18,895 --> 00:47:20,897 Oh, garçon! 797 00:47:22,483 --> 00:47:28,154 Corn and leek quiche with a fried sage garnish. 798 00:47:29,364 --> 00:47:31,074 I love everybody. 799 00:47:32,743 --> 00:47:33,744 Oh. 800 00:47:37,122 --> 00:47:38,331 Eat up, Chang. 801 00:47:41,543 --> 00:47:43,837 - This is so good! - Salud! 802 00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:45,463 Mmm! 803 00:48:26,046 --> 00:48:27,130 Keep walking. 804 00:48:30,592 --> 00:48:32,636 You so gangsta. 805 00:48:38,099 --> 00:48:39,142 Man. 806 00:48:39,225 --> 00:48:41,394 What are you gettin' all blinky about now? 807 00:48:41,477 --> 00:48:44,189 It's Chapter Nine of the Time Hump saga. 808 00:48:44,272 --> 00:48:45,481 I thought you quit that rag. 809 00:48:45,566 --> 00:48:47,525 That's the thing. I didn't write it. 810 00:48:47,609 --> 00:48:49,820 I found it in the bathroom. 811 00:48:49,903 --> 00:48:52,447 They go through a wormhole and when they come out, 812 00:48:52,530 --> 00:48:55,617 they meet sexy vampires. 813 00:48:55,701 --> 00:48:58,745 Vampires are derivative. 814 00:48:58,829 --> 00:49:01,372 Look, if bitches is copying you, 815 00:49:01,456 --> 00:49:03,416 it's because they like what you did. 816 00:49:03,499 --> 00:49:06,377 They didn't want it to end, so they made it their own shit. 817 00:49:06,461 --> 00:49:08,254 It's called fan fiction. 818 00:49:09,130 --> 00:49:11,174 Kind of like the New Testament, am I right? 819 00:49:11,257 --> 00:49:15,345 You don't wanna go be throwin' shade at other folks' religion. 820 00:49:15,428 --> 00:49:18,181 They get bacon and Christmas, I think they can handle it. 821 00:49:18,264 --> 00:49:19,850 I'm offended. 822 00:49:19,933 --> 00:49:21,852 What is this? 1936? 823 00:49:21,935 --> 00:49:24,730 Don't make me come back there, Cindy, I swear to God! 824 00:49:24,813 --> 00:49:28,149 - Fan fiction is cheapening my legacy! - Just breathe. 825 00:49:28,233 --> 00:49:30,861 Yo, Jefferson. 826 00:49:30,944 --> 00:49:33,864 This is the third day this week I caught your girl Watson 827 00:49:33,947 --> 00:49:37,367 washing her sweaty socks out in the bathroom sink. 828 00:49:37,450 --> 00:49:39,119 It ain't fucking civilized. 829 00:49:39,202 --> 00:49:43,498 Why are you telling me about it? Work it out with her. 830 00:49:43,581 --> 00:49:45,959 You think I haven't tried? 831 00:49:46,042 --> 00:49:49,921 It's not the being told to fuck myself I mind so much... 832 00:49:50,005 --> 00:49:53,091 it's more the poking. 833 00:49:53,174 --> 00:49:58,596 And I'd like to avoid fighting her, because I'm not sure I'd win. 834 00:49:59,514 --> 00:50:01,767 But I'm not sure I'd lose, either. 835 00:50:01,850 --> 00:50:04,853 I still don't see how this is my problem. 836 00:50:09,733 --> 00:50:11,234 Hold up... 837 00:50:12,610 --> 00:50:14,112 am I the mom? 838 00:50:15,446 --> 00:50:18,033 Oh, my God. 839 00:50:19,450 --> 00:50:20,911 I'm the mom? 840 00:50:22,663 --> 00:50:25,415 My moms moved to Tucson with her boyfriend, 841 00:50:25,498 --> 00:50:29,127 so I got my cousin Jazmina to go to the hospital. 842 00:50:29,210 --> 00:50:31,421 She's next of kin. 843 00:50:31,504 --> 00:50:34,132 She can hand the baby over to Cesar. 844 00:50:34,215 --> 00:50:36,342 Dayanara's gonna kill you. 845 00:50:37,678 --> 00:50:40,096 I talked her into the whole thing, right? 846 00:50:40,180 --> 00:50:42,598 At least now I got nothing on my conscious. 847 00:50:45,643 --> 00:50:47,688 You really think that man can handle another one? 848 00:50:47,771 --> 00:50:50,440 It's like the Muppet Babies up in his house. 849 00:50:50,523 --> 00:50:54,444 He'll just slide another girl on his dick, make her help out. 850 00:50:54,527 --> 00:50:57,280 What, like he ain't fuckin' other people? 851 00:50:57,363 --> 00:51:00,200 We all know what happens out there. He gotta do what he gotta do. 852 00:51:01,284 --> 00:51:05,205 Man, you ever feel like, you know, maybe one time in my life, 853 00:51:05,288 --> 00:51:08,875 the shit I gotta do could be the shit that makes me happy? 854 00:51:10,085 --> 00:51:13,129 No, 'cause I ain't a greedy fuck like you. 855 00:51:18,634 --> 00:51:20,095 I'll tell you what, though. 856 00:51:21,179 --> 00:51:22,723 I'm an abuela now. 857 00:51:22,806 --> 00:51:24,099 Mmm. 858 00:51:24,182 --> 00:51:26,642 At least now, I got a chance to do somethin' right. 859 00:51:27,853 --> 00:51:30,772 Or maybe do it a little less shitty. 860 00:52:03,554 --> 00:52:07,392 Oh, God, he's a heavy fucker. Easy. 861 00:52:07,475 --> 00:52:09,060 Come on. 862 00:52:35,921 --> 00:52:37,839 Okay, go ahead. 863 00:52:37,923 --> 00:52:39,715 No, no, no, after you. 864 00:52:41,176 --> 00:52:42,886 Please... go. 865 00:52:42,969 --> 00:52:44,179 Get in there. 866 00:52:46,181 --> 00:52:49,225 This was your big Swedish idea. 867 00:52:49,309 --> 00:52:51,144 But you're the victim. 868 00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:56,024 Look, you get the ball rolling, okay? It's not like I've ever done this before. 869 00:52:56,107 --> 00:52:57,650 And I have? 870 00:52:57,733 --> 00:52:59,777 Well, it definitely seemed like you had. 871 00:52:59,861 --> 00:53:02,864 You know, I've done some deeply questionable shit in my life, 872 00:53:02,948 --> 00:53:06,117 but the foreign-object-ass-rape of an unconscious man? 873 00:53:06,201 --> 00:53:07,994 Still not crossed off my list. 874 00:53:08,078 --> 00:53:12,874 Boo, this is fucking creepy, and you know it, right? 875 00:53:12,958 --> 00:53:14,960 Yeah, of course, but... 876 00:53:16,794 --> 00:53:18,839 Yeah, but I thought you'd wanna do it. 877 00:53:19,965 --> 00:53:21,466 This is my gift to you. 878 00:53:21,549 --> 00:53:24,719 It'll help you to work out that rage and that anger. 879 00:53:24,802 --> 00:53:26,637 You know, hmm? 880 00:53:29,474 --> 00:53:32,018 I don't have rage. 881 00:53:36,397 --> 00:53:38,233 I'm just sad. 882 00:54:20,483 --> 00:54:23,403 You know... the thing is... 883 00:54:25,155 --> 00:54:28,699 I don't think I'm very good at being on my own. 884 00:54:31,077 --> 00:54:32,703 Neither am I. 885 00:54:33,914 --> 00:54:36,624 I really like you. 886 00:54:39,794 --> 00:54:42,047 I was thinking maybe we could be... 887 00:54:43,631 --> 00:54:44,799 partners. 888 00:54:47,302 --> 00:54:51,472 You know, like, in the business. Like business partners. 889 00:54:55,977 --> 00:54:57,562 Oh, my God, you don't even... 890 00:54:57,645 --> 00:55:00,065 You don't even... I shouldn't have said anything. 891 00:55:00,148 --> 00:55:02,525 No, it's not that. 892 00:55:02,608 --> 00:55:04,485 I'm getting out, Piper... 893 00:55:05,486 --> 00:55:07,113 on Tuesday. 894 00:55:11,326 --> 00:55:14,329 You're getting... You're... Oh! 895 00:55:17,165 --> 00:55:18,166 Oh... 896 00:55:29,635 --> 00:55:30,678 Oh. 897 00:56:18,518 --> 00:56:20,311 Oh, shit. 898 00:56:33,491 --> 00:56:36,411 Burset, you're coming with us. 899 00:56:36,494 --> 00:56:38,204 What the hell? 900 00:56:38,288 --> 00:56:40,040 Let's go, honey. 901 00:56:40,123 --> 00:56:42,333 You gotta tell me what's going on. 902 00:56:44,419 --> 00:56:45,586 You're going to the SHU. 903 00:56:46,629 --> 00:56:47,963 For what? 904 00:56:48,881 --> 00:56:51,217 For your own protection. 905 00:56:52,635 --> 00:56:53,803 Caputo got a call. 906 00:56:55,971 --> 00:56:58,599 You must have pissed off a pretty big dog. 907 00:57:00,017 --> 00:57:02,353 This is bullshit, you both know it. 908 00:57:02,437 --> 00:57:04,564 - Let's just get this over with. - Don't touch me. 909 00:57:04,647 --> 00:57:05,981 Inmate. 910 00:57:27,545 --> 00:57:28,713 Let's go, then.