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There is one thing that makes

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girls gag but not vomit, and I'm

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not allowed to say what that is on TV.

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It's when he winks at you.

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Uh-huh.

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Ha ha ha!

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Listen up, ladies.

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It's "GirlCode".

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On this episode of "GirlCode,"

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it's that gravity-defying moment

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that brings us to our knees.

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Vomiting.

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And, sometimes finding true love

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feels like entering the matrix.

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So it can be hard to tell if

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you've found The One.

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Then, the struggle is
real on # AskGirlCode.

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Are you kidding me?

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Your boobs don't sweat?

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You have boobs.

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We don't have boobs.

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My boobs sweat like balls.

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But first, whether

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you like it or not, you're
pretty much always on camera.

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So strike a pose.

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We're taking pictures.

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I like pictures 'cause I'm

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dumb, and I don't wanna read.

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I just wanna stare.

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Girls have pictures of everything.

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Like if I was a detective,

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I would never even ask a girl,

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"Oh, I think you may have

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murdered this person."

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I'd like, "Let me see your"

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"phone," and then you would have

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pictures to prove every second

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of your day stored on your phone.

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"Okay, you weren't there."

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I hate when skinny people

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post pictures of their skinny

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bodies and they're like, "Can't
wait to eat cheesecake tonight!"

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Like, yes, you can!

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You probably wait all the time!

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Oh!

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If a tree falls in the
forest, and no one heard it,

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did it make a sound?

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If you did something and you

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didn't Instagram it, did you do it?

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I look at photos of me and

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I'm like, "Oh, I'm not that
bad," and then I look in the

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mirror when I wake up in the

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morning, and I'm like...

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"How did Jack Nicholson get here?"

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I am definitely better

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looking in photos because once

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this mouth opens, it's like a done deal.

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You know, that Tinder date is over.

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Like, some people are more

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photogenic than they are real-a-genic?

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So, I think if you just take

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good pictures, you're like,

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"I'm pretty somewhere."

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I think I'm better looking in

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pictures... duh.

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I have filters.

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I can't add a filter right now.

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(bleep), there's no Valencia.

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There's no Hudson.

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There's no Walden.

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A lot of people do this.

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They do the airbrush apps, and

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when people see in person... and

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then people are going "Oh, you"

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look like (bleep)."

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But if they didn't have that

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reference beforehand, they would

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think you look (bleep) great.

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True.

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So stop with the selfies, you
(bleep) idiots.

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You could be great at taking
selfies, but that doesn't mean

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you're gonna be great at posing
in a group photo scenario.

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In group photos, you always
have a person who like, didn't

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make it in time, so they have to
crouch in the front.

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And they're like, "I'm in this"
photo, right?

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"I'm in it?" and they kind of
make it look like a basketball

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photo and you're like, "We're not
going for a sporty look. Stop."

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There's also like the person in
the back who can't really make

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it in, they're like not tall
enough... They're just a face.

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And there's always that person
who got like the perfect spot,

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who is like "This is really just"
a selfie with a bunch of extras "in it."

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Here's the thing.

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Always ask for your camera to be
the one to be used.

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Then you can add filters.

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Now you look like (bleep)
Beyoncé and they all look like Michelle.

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There's no way you can
convince me that the group photo

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that I'm looking at right now
was approved by every member in the group.

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Somebody hated it.

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And somebody was like, "Well,
guess what, Tanya?

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Shut your slut mouth.

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We're posting it 'cause I look good."

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The rule for taking a group
photo should be that you have to

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look at everyone in the picture.

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And if you don't look good, but
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others, then use that one.

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Don't be selfish.

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Be selfie-ish.

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People want to post
suggestive photos so they can be

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like "Look at me."

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I have these things on my body
that are called private parts,

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"but I'll show them to you."

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The caption is always
alluding to something else.

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Like, "Makin' a salad" but then
it's like you with your butt in the air.

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And the salad, like, all the way
in the background.

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With a fork next to it!

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And everybody comments "Your
ass." "Look at your ass." "I like your ass."

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You're like, "Hey!
This picture is not about my butt.

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I made a salad!"

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Like I saw a girl, a photo of
a girl doing a split, okay, in

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front of a mirror in boy shorts,
taking a selfie and she goes,

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"New phone case!"

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You're out here trying to thirst trap.

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To me, you don't appear confident.

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You don't appear sexy.

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Because you're thirst-trapping...

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fishing, if you will... for
compliments and the approval of the masses.

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Seeing people's posts of them
hanging out makes me feel so bad

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'cause I'm just like, "You guys
didn't invite me.

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Like, I didn't even know this
was happening."

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There's times I feel hurt.

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When I see my buddies at a
party, everybody's having a good

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time, I go, "Oh, I guess", you know..."

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Do you cry?

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I don't cry, but like... I
do... I would... I'd be lying if I

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didn't feel a little emotion.

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Not only do I get sad, I'll
usually comment on it, like, "Aw, c'mon!"

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Where am I?!"

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And then I'll tell them the sad
thing I'm doing.

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It doesn't get me invited to

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more things, it's just what I do.

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Coming up, bad sushi
isn't the only thing that will

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make you barf.

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Watching surgery on TV.

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Even when people just vaguely
mention eyeballs... ugh!

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Even now, like ugh.

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Eyeballs, ugh.

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Couples that like to do PDA

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in pictures, AKA taking

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relationship "us" ies... I can't.

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I get it... Y'all be kissin'.

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But do I have to see that every

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day on Instagram all day?

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Why is your whole Instagram feed

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mmm-mmm-nya?

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I can't!

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Welcome back to "GirlCode".

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What goes up must come down.

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But this time, it's the other way around.

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Can someone give me the trash can?

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I'm gonna vom.

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Ugh! Ugh!

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I hate it!

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I hate puke.

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It makes me so upset.

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drinking, that's like the number one.

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Food poisoning, um...

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Like, a naked William Shatner.

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Watching surgery on TV.

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Even when people just vaguely
mention eyeballs... ugh!

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Even now, like ugh.

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Eyeballs, ugh.

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Oh wait, I'm sorry, there's another thing.

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When guys are bald and they a ponytail?

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That also makes me wanna throw up.

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I know girls who say "I'm"
gonna puke" like 15 times a day

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and they never puke.

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I've never seen them puke, but
everything in life, it's like

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"I'm gonna puke."

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"This sandwich has mayonnaise.

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I'm gonna puke."

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"Ew, Kanye West.

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I'm gonna puke."

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"Ew, like, your feet!

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I'm gonna puke."

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Don't go to Mexico... that is
the point of this!

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- Mexico is... you vomit in Mexico.
- Everything bad has happened in Mexico.

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That's why the immigrants are
coming into the country.

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- It has nothing to do with jobs or opportunity...
- It's to keep a meal down.

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Exactly!

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I tend to vomit when I eat a
frickin' expensive meal because

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it was so rich... like, I'm a
poor person, so I don't usually

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get to eat rich person foods?

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And I think my stomach's like, "Quit it!"

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What's goin' on up there?

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What's all this rich stuff?

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"I ain't got no use fer this!"

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And then it like, chucks it out.

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It's really hard to control
vomiting, one way or the other.

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I start to like breathe heavy.

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Breathe through your nose, bitch.

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Let it out through your mouth.

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Happy thoughts, Ryan Gosling,

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- unicorns...
- I go like this.

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No... Oh no.

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Oh, it's happening.

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I don't want it to happen...

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Don't try to stop yourself
from vomiting 'cause it's gonna come up.

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If you hold it in for too long,
it's just gonna be like that

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weird dribble vomit that you can't control.

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The vomit has to be seen.

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It has to come, you know.

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So then it turns into this
projectile moment.

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Now you look like you're on "The Exorcist".

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You know, that's the best
when you have to vomit and you

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put your hand on your mouth, and
then the vomit just squirts

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through your fingers, so it's
just like a sprinkler of vomit.

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If you're on transportation and
you have to puke, get away from

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people so they don't see... so
you don't ruin their day.

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Like if you puke on a train, you
are ruining everyone's (bleep) day.

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Puking in public is kinda
cool because you can get a chain

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reaction, it's like you can see
how many other people you can make puke.

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It's like dominoes.

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My worst vomiting story was
when I was a go-go dancer in

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Santa Fe, New Mexico and the
"Real World Road Rules

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Challenge" was in Santa Fe.

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And I was so excited they were
in town, I was sick, so I drank

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a bunch of Day-Quil to go party.

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And then I drank a bunch of
Jaeger, probably.

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Or White Russians or
something (bleep) dumb.

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And just got so sick and vomited
all over the cast.

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Like, they had to hold Coral
back from trying to beat me up.

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Coral!

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I was in a blackout.

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I just got told these stories.

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If someone else vomits, I'm
like not gonna be the hero that

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holds back the hair.

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I don't know why holding back
hair is this like badge of

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honor, like "Oh, you're such a"
good person," like you're

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helping the homeless.

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In the meantime, they're vomiting, going
like, "Get the (bleep) away from me!

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I'm vomiting, get out of here!"

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Like, all people want is privacy
and I'm like, "Shh, shh."

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This is like how good of a friend I am.

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My roommate years and years ago,
she... I probably shouldn't say

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this, but we like went out, got
really drunk and she was like,

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"I'm gonna throw up," and she couldn't.

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She was over the garbage can and
she kept heaving.

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She was like,
and I put my fingers down her

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throat and I pushed her head
down and she was like "Bleh!"

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Then I was like, "Yeah!"

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I was like, "You know who
did that?

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"Don't ever forget that."

253
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It's less gross if a
boyfriend vomits, but I don't know why.

254
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When you love somebody, it
doesn't matter what they're doing.

255
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Like, I feel like, if they have
vomit coming out of their mouth

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and diarrhea coming out of their
butt, you still say like "You know what?

257
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I can look past all that stuff
because I kissed that mouth."

258
00:09:57,866 --> 00:09:59,283
You know what's (bleep) up?

259
00:09:59,284 --> 00:10:02,369
When my girlfriend was vomiting
once, I was holding her hair

260
00:10:02,370 --> 00:10:06,257
- back and I was kind of holding her by her waist...
- You grabbed her titties.

261
00:10:06,258 --> 00:10:07,208
And I grabbed a tit.

262
00:10:07,209 --> 00:10:08,209
I did grab a boob.

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00:10:08,210 --> 00:10:10,377
"I don't want you to get any
vomit on your boobs, babe, so

264
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I'm just gonna hold your boobs
back with your hair.

265
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And you'll be fine."

266
00:10:14,799 --> 00:10:16,934
That's what my boyfriend does
for my muffin top.

267
00:10:16,935 --> 00:10:20,603
- He just holds back the fup'?
- He's just "Let me hold your fupa back."

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This is competitive eater

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00:10:21,723 --> 00:10:22,806
Carlene LeFevre and she's gonna

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teach us how to eat hot dogs like a champ.

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I'm the champ.

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We might be too.

273
00:10:27,812 --> 00:10:29,530
No, I don't... uh-uh.

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Ohhhh!

275
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Daaaaamn!

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GirlCode Tries!

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00:10:34,819 --> 00:10:38,906
We're all doing (bleep) we've never tried!

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00:10:38,907 --> 00:10:40,324
Can you just demonstrate your

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technique with us?

280
00:10:41,042 --> 00:10:41,909
Okay.

281
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Take one, rip it.

282
00:10:43,044 --> 00:10:44,295
Yum yum yum!

283
00:10:44,296 --> 00:10:45,746
Ohh, she's doing it!

284
00:10:45,747 --> 00:10:47,581
Oh my God!

285
00:10:47,582 --> 00:10:48,883
Did you guys catch that?

286
00:10:48,884 --> 00:10:49,917
'Cause it was fast.

287
00:10:49,918 --> 00:10:50,918
So I'm just gonna try one.

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I'm just gonna jump in.

289
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So rip, I saw her rip.

290
00:10:53,922 --> 00:10:55,723
No, faster!

291
00:10:55,724 --> 00:10:56,724
Faster!

292
00:10:56,725 --> 00:10:59,009
No, no, you gotta eat the bun.

293
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Dip the bun!

294
00:11:00,679 --> 00:11:02,897
You have to be busy breaking, getting...

295
00:11:02,898 --> 00:11:03,764
That was harder than I

296
00:11:03,765 --> 00:11:04,648
thought, and I thought I could

297
00:11:04,649 --> 00:11:05,733
really get big things in my

298
00:11:05,734 --> 00:11:07,651
mouth, but I guess I can't.

299
00:11:07,652 --> 00:11:09,904
Are you disqualified for puking?

300
00:11:09,905 --> 00:11:10,988
The words "puke" and "vomit"

301
00:11:10,989 --> 00:11:12,406
are not really used in the

302
00:11:12,407 --> 00:11:13,574
competitive eating circle.

303
00:11:13,575 --> 00:11:14,575
What's the word for it?

304
00:11:14,576 --> 00:11:15,826
Reversal of fortune.

305
00:11:15,827 --> 00:11:17,695
Ah.

306
00:11:17,696 --> 00:11:18,862
I'm gonna have three

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00:11:18,863 --> 00:11:20,497
reversals of fortune today.

308
00:11:22,450 --> 00:11:23,617
These ladies will have two

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minutes to cram in as many hot

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dogs as they can.

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00:11:26,371 --> 00:11:27,421
You're allowed dunking but be

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careful because the water will

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be checked at the end.

314
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Three, two, one... eat!

315
00:11:35,096 --> 00:11:36,513
Don't waste any time.

316
00:11:36,514 --> 00:11:37,464
Push it in!

317
00:11:37,465 --> 00:11:39,016
More water on the buns.

318
00:11:39,017 --> 00:11:40,851
They have to be dripping.

319
00:11:40,852 --> 00:11:42,052
Keep going... let's go!

320
00:11:42,053 --> 00:11:44,605
Put 'em both in at the same time.

321
00:11:44,606 --> 00:11:46,023
Come on, come on!

322
00:11:46,024 --> 00:11:47,691
It won't go down!

323
00:11:47,692 --> 00:11:48,892
No reversals of fortune

324
00:11:48,893 --> 00:11:50,861
allowed or you're DQ'd.

325
00:11:50,862 --> 00:11:51,979
Oh God.

326
00:11:52,981 --> 00:11:54,365
I see a hot dog in the water.

327
00:11:55,650 --> 00:11:56,650
Ten seconds!

328
00:11:56,651 --> 00:11:57,701
You're allowed to chipmunk.

329
00:11:57,702 --> 00:11:58,619
There's a hot dog in the water.

330
00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,077
I feel like I won this thing.

331
00:12:07,078 --> 00:12:08,829
Oh, that was so awful.

332
00:12:08,830 --> 00:12:10,331
I threw up twice!

333
00:12:10,332 --> 00:12:11,415
Do you want me to count mine?

334
00:12:11,416 --> 00:12:12,383
I have 11.

335
00:12:12,384 --> 00:12:13,584
Nine, ten, 11.

336
00:12:13,585 --> 00:12:14,969
She spit some in the bucket!

337
00:12:14,970 --> 00:12:15,886
I see that.

338
00:12:15,887 --> 00:12:16,837
I spit, I had to.

339
00:12:16,838 --> 00:12:18,922
Oh.

340
00:12:18,923 --> 00:12:20,924
I guess it looks like, um,

341
00:12:20,925 --> 00:12:22,676
Awkwafina's the winner.

342
00:12:22,677 --> 00:12:24,511
I now present you with the

343
00:12:24,512 --> 00:12:26,013
most beautiful trophy I have

344
00:12:26,014 --> 00:12:27,348
ever seen in my life.

345
00:12:27,349 --> 00:12:28,432
Thank you.

346
00:12:28,433 --> 00:12:30,150
I'd like to thank Carlene for visiting us.

347
00:12:30,151 --> 00:12:34,071
This trophy is more yours...

348
00:12:34,072 --> 00:12:36,440
Be careful... Oh!

349
00:12:36,441 --> 00:12:39,109
You broke...
You broke my trophy.

350
00:12:39,110 --> 00:12:40,411
Are you kidding?

351
00:12:40,412 --> 00:12:41,495
we're

352
00:12:41,496 --> 00:12:44,164
all looking for that one special person.

353
00:12:44,165 --> 00:12:45,532
You've got a little bit of a

354
00:12:45,533 --> 00:12:46,750
belly so, when I get bored, I

355
00:12:46,751 --> 00:12:48,702
can be like ♪ Da da da da da da da da da! ♪

356
00:12:48,703 --> 00:12:49,703
And he'll be like, "That's"

357
00:12:49,704 --> 00:12:50,788
annoying, " and I'll be like " But

358
00:12:50,789 --> 00:12:51,872
you still love me, right?"

359
00:12:51,873 --> 00:12:53,123
He'll be like, "Yeah."

360
00:12:53,124 --> 00:12:54,625
And later, things get out of

361
00:12:54,626 --> 00:12:56,677
hand when our girls get together.

362
00:12:56,678 --> 00:12:57,711
I had a water bra, I ran into

363
00:12:57,712 --> 00:12:59,713
a subway turnstile, it popped.

364
00:12:59,714 --> 00:13:00,848
Ah!

365
00:13:08,465 --> 00:13:10,349
Welcome back to "GirlCode".

366
00:13:10,350 --> 00:13:12,351
They say that one is the loneliest number.

367
00:13:12,352 --> 00:13:14,970
Except when you find each other.

368
00:13:14,971 --> 00:13:19,408
My ideal One is 6'2 ", 6'3",

369
00:13:19,409 --> 00:13:23,329
maybe 6'4", he's white, he's got

370
00:13:23,330 --> 00:13:24,830
a little bit of a belly so

371
00:13:24,831 --> 00:13:25,948
when I get bored, I can be like

372
00:13:25,949 --> 00:13:27,449
♪ Da da da da da da da da da ♪

373
00:13:27,450 --> 00:13:29,702
And he'll be like, "That's"
annoying, " and I'll be like " But

374
00:13:29,703 --> 00:13:32,170
you still love me, right?"
He'll be like, "Yeah."

375
00:13:32,171 --> 00:13:33,889
My ideal One would have the

376
00:13:33,890 --> 00:13:35,257
jaw structure of a young Liam

377
00:13:35,258 --> 00:13:37,593
Neeson, the balls of a current

378
00:13:37,594 --> 00:13:39,595
day Donald Sutherland, and he

379
00:13:39,596 --> 00:13:42,064
would have big arms, like the Hulk.

380
00:13:42,065 --> 00:13:44,099
Very funny, very sweet,

381
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:46,018
well-spoken, has a job, loves

382
00:13:46,019 --> 00:13:48,270
his parents, has no kids... Wait,

383
00:13:48,271 --> 00:13:49,187
can I keep going?

384
00:13:49,188 --> 00:13:50,372
A man who is gonna love me

385
00:13:50,373 --> 00:13:51,690
more than I love him, be fine

386
00:13:51,691 --> 00:13:53,659
with it and be a stay-at-home dad.

387
00:13:53,660 --> 00:13:55,277
I know that I may not find that,

388
00:13:55,278 --> 00:13:57,696
but it's okay for me to want it.

389
00:13:57,697 --> 00:13:59,164
And I do think I deserve it.

390
00:13:59,165 --> 00:14:00,198
♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪

391
00:14:00,199 --> 00:14:03,619
♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm ♪

392
00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:04,920
The One is like this concept

393
00:14:04,921 --> 00:14:06,121
that there is one person in the

394
00:14:06,122 --> 00:14:07,706
universe and when you meet them,

395
00:14:07,707 --> 00:14:09,341
you know and sparks fly and

396
00:14:09,342 --> 00:14:10,626
you're soulmates and you're

397
00:14:10,627 --> 00:14:12,878
meant to be and you were created

398
00:14:12,879 --> 00:14:14,212
before you were even created to

399
00:14:14,213 --> 00:14:16,765
be together and maybe you were
in a past life and it's just so

400
00:14:16,766 --> 00:14:19,351
amazing and it's total bull(bleep).

401
00:14:19,352 --> 00:14:20,802
I believe in The One because

402
00:14:20,803 --> 00:14:22,020
I've watched so many Julia

403
00:14:22,021 --> 00:14:23,188
Roberts movies as a kid, but

404
00:14:23,189 --> 00:14:25,307
then, again, I will never be
able to find The One because I

405
00:14:25,308 --> 00:14:27,309
watched too many Julia Roberts
movies as a kid.

406
00:14:27,310 --> 00:14:29,194
I'll never be happy with anybody.

407
00:14:29,195 --> 00:14:30,228
There's one person.

408
00:14:30,229 --> 00:14:32,648
What if he lives in Croatia?

409
00:14:32,649 --> 00:14:33,815
On a farm?

410
00:14:33,816 --> 00:14:34,950
There's gonna be a language

411
00:14:34,951 --> 00:14:37,869
barrier, I'm gonna have to pull
him away from his goats.

412
00:14:37,870 --> 00:14:38,870
He's gonna be like "I don't want"

413
00:14:38,871 --> 00:14:41,123
"to go to America," and I'll be
like, "Well, you're The One."

414
00:14:41,124 --> 00:14:43,375
"So, you're coming."

415
00:14:43,376 --> 00:14:46,294
Carrie Bradshaw says you get
three great loves in your life.

416
00:14:46,295 --> 00:14:47,746
And I do believe that.

417
00:14:47,747 --> 00:14:48,964
I do believe there's like a

418
00:14:48,965 --> 00:14:50,999
finite amount of great loves

419
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,217
that you can have.

420
00:14:52,218 --> 00:14:53,335
But I don't believe that there

421
00:14:53,336 --> 00:14:54,886
is the one singular person in

422
00:14:54,887 --> 00:14:56,338
the world, because like, you

423
00:14:56,339 --> 00:14:57,756
could fall in love with someone

424
00:14:57,757 --> 00:14:59,725
and then you change, he changes,

425
00:14:59,726 --> 00:15:01,009
and then he's no longer The One.

426
00:15:01,010 --> 00:15:02,761
See ya later, goodbye!

427
00:15:02,762 --> 00:15:04,730
And also, people are dating
the wrong person.

428
00:15:04,731 --> 00:15:06,231
So people might be taking what

429
00:15:06,232 --> 00:15:07,849
is your One and you just... it's

430
00:15:07,850 --> 00:15:10,068
hard... I don't really... You know what?

431
00:15:10,069 --> 00:15:12,354
We can't prove it, so I'm not believing it.

432
00:15:12,355 --> 00:15:14,356
I think my boyfriend's The One.

433
00:15:14,357 --> 00:15:16,825
And I know because he's so cute,
I wanna shake him and I wanna

434
00:15:16,826 --> 00:15:20,278
punch him in the face and I
wanna throw him out a window.

435
00:15:20,279 --> 00:15:21,863
I definitely found The One.

436
00:15:21,864 --> 00:15:22,948
Yeah.

437
00:15:22,949 --> 00:15:24,116
And you know when you've found

438
00:15:24,117 --> 00:15:27,169
The One 'cause you can't stop thinking
about them, and you don't know why.

439
00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:29,171
They, like, never leave your mind.

440
00:15:29,172 --> 00:15:31,206
The guy has to be really into you.

441
00:15:31,207 --> 00:15:33,008
I just... I really feel this and

442
00:15:33,009 --> 00:15:34,760
I'm trying to look out for you.

443
00:15:34,761 --> 00:15:36,344
Don't be the one who's always

444
00:15:36,345 --> 00:15:38,046
thirsting over the guy and

445
00:15:38,047 --> 00:15:40,048
exposing your vulnerability and

446
00:15:40,049 --> 00:15:41,383
telling him he's The One.

447
00:15:41,384 --> 00:15:43,969
Let him tell you you're The One.

448
00:15:43,970 --> 00:15:46,354
If you tell me I'm the One?

449
00:15:46,355 --> 00:15:47,939
Like, yes, I'm flattered, but

450
00:15:47,940 --> 00:15:49,975
now I feel very...

451
00:15:49,976 --> 00:15:51,276
I feel I'm in a high-pressure

452
00:15:51,277 --> 00:15:53,028
situation where if we break up,

453
00:15:53,029 --> 00:15:54,813
you're gonna, you know, really

454
00:15:54,814 --> 00:15:56,398
do some damage to yourself, to

455
00:15:56,399 --> 00:15:58,316
me and to my future girlfriends,

456
00:15:58,317 --> 00:16:01,486
and you know, small animals I may own.

457
00:16:01,487 --> 00:16:02,988
I was dating this guy.

458
00:16:02,989 --> 00:16:04,406
He thought I was his One.

459
00:16:04,407 --> 00:16:06,208
I did not think he was my One

460
00:16:06,209 --> 00:16:08,076
because he was a lawyer who

461
00:16:08,077 --> 00:16:10,378
didn't make any money, strangely.

462
00:16:10,379 --> 00:16:11,747
He shared an apartment with

463
00:16:11,748 --> 00:16:12,831
another girl and didn't have a

464
00:16:12,832 --> 00:16:13,965
wall between their bedrooms so

465
00:16:13,966 --> 00:16:15,250
they were just like sleeping in

466
00:16:15,251 --> 00:16:16,752
the same room, and he had an

467
00:16:16,753 --> 00:16:17,886
alcohol problem.

468
00:16:17,887 --> 00:16:22,174
So I was like, "You're not my One.
You're not even my 45th."

469
00:16:22,175 --> 00:16:24,426
I remember, I was 14 when
I first fell in love and I was

470
00:16:24,427 --> 00:16:26,061
like, I love him so much.

471
00:16:26,062 --> 00:16:27,562
We're gonna be together forever.

472
00:16:27,563 --> 00:16:29,181
He wears two gold chains.

473
00:16:29,182 --> 00:16:30,398
Oh my God.

474
00:16:30,399 --> 00:16:33,235
He buys me a 42, I love him.

475
00:16:33,236 --> 00:16:34,469
We loved DMX.

476
00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:36,321
If I was with that person still,

477
00:16:36,322 --> 00:16:37,939
I would be doing conjugal visits

478
00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:40,325
because he's in prison.

479
00:16:40,326 --> 00:16:42,277
I thought I met The One.

480
00:16:42,278 --> 00:16:45,113
Until I found out he was (bleep)

481
00:16:45,114 --> 00:16:47,999
escorts, had side chicks, was

482
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,418
lying to me, was mean to me.

483
00:16:50,419 --> 00:16:52,170
But he's not the One!

484
00:16:52,171 --> 00:16:54,339
He's<i> that</i> one.

485
00:16:54,340 --> 00:16:55,340
Mm.

486
00:16:55,341 --> 00:16:56,424
You've gotta get rid of him.

487
00:16:56,425 --> 00:16:57,542
You have to dump him and you're

488
00:16:57,543 --> 00:16:59,511
gonna cry and it's gonna hurt

489
00:16:59,512 --> 00:17:01,012
and then for like five months,

490
00:17:01,013 --> 00:17:02,180
you're gonna be like "But he was"

491
00:17:02,181 --> 00:17:04,099
"The One!" and then, I swear to

492
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:06,935
God, you're gonna see another
cute dude, you're gonna hang out

493
00:17:06,936 --> 00:17:09,304
with him and you're gonna have a
whole new One.

494
00:17:09,305 --> 00:17:11,973
Like, you invest time in a
company, you don't keep that

495
00:17:11,974 --> 00:17:13,525
company forever.

496
00:17:13,526 --> 00:17:15,477
You sell your shares because now

497
00:17:15,478 --> 00:17:17,112
you're a billionaire, so you're

498
00:17:17,113 --> 00:17:20,615
gonna be richer in your life
when you dump that dead weight.

499
00:17:25,071 --> 00:17:26,621
Is, was that a metaphor?

500
00:17:26,622 --> 00:17:28,323
Or... that was a metaphor?

501
00:17:28,324 --> 00:17:29,908
Wait... a comparison.

502
00:17:29,909 --> 00:17:31,409
Ha ha ha... oh, man!

503
00:17:31,410 --> 00:17:32,294
Coming up,

504
00:17:32,295 --> 00:17:34,329
Ask GirlCode goes into the wild

505
00:17:34,330 --> 00:17:37,499
to answer your questions on love and life.

506
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:40,969
Listen, a hunter does not

507
00:17:40,970 --> 00:17:43,171
want what's running toward him.

508
00:17:43,172 --> 00:17:44,422
That is a (bleep) terrible

509
00:17:44,423 --> 00:17:46,224
thing to compare dating to.

510
00:17:51,430 --> 00:17:52,647
By the way, don't push

511
00:17:52,648 --> 00:17:54,182
everybody in your life away from

512
00:17:54,183 --> 00:17:55,483
you once you think you've found

513
00:17:55,484 --> 00:17:57,435
"The One" because sometimes the

514
00:17:57,436 --> 00:17:58,937
one that you think is The One

515
00:17:58,938 --> 00:18:01,940
isn't The One and you're not
gonna have anybody around when

516
00:18:01,941 --> 00:18:03,024
you guys break up.

517
00:18:03,025 --> 00:18:06,027
You're just gonna be one of
those sad girls online, on

518
00:18:06,028 --> 00:18:07,362
message boards, trying to figure

519
00:18:07,363 --> 00:18:10,081
out what's going on.
You're not gonna have anybody to

520
00:18:10,082 --> 00:18:12,276
talk to... "GirlCode".

521
00:18:16,071 --> 00:18:17,571
Welcome back to "GirlCode".

522
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If undergarments ever left you

523
00:18:19,274 --> 00:18:21,075
in a sticky wicket, we've got

524
00:18:21,076 --> 00:18:24,829
you covered with Ask GirlCode.

525
00:18:24,830 --> 00:18:26,781
@69camarogrrl asks:

526
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_

527
00:18:33,722 --> 00:18:34,839
I get what she's saying.

528
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:36,090
Like, when you get out of a

529
00:18:36,091 --> 00:18:38,092
relationship, you don't wanna be
the rebound, like, the person

530
00:18:38,093 --> 00:18:39,393
he's just (bleep) in between.

531
00:18:39,394 --> 00:18:40,094
Yeah.

532
00:18:40,095 --> 00:18:41,979
But every once in a while,
you get out of a relationship

533
00:18:41,980 --> 00:18:43,898
and you meet the person you're
with, like, forever.

534
00:18:43,899 --> 00:18:45,683
So, I don't know... Feel it out.

535
00:18:45,684 --> 00:18:47,435
Let it go, just kinda see if

536
00:18:47,436 --> 00:18:49,770
he mentions it, and then just have fun.

537
00:18:49,771 --> 00:18:50,988
Don't think too much into it

538
00:18:50,989 --> 00:18:51,989
because then you're gonna ruin

539
00:18:51,990 --> 00:18:54,025
it and everyone's gonna hate you.

540
00:18:54,026 --> 00:18:55,943
Listen, a hunter does not

541
00:18:55,944 --> 00:18:58,996
want what's running toward him.

542
00:19:00,999 --> 00:19:02,033
Mm-hm.

543
00:19:02,034 --> 00:19:03,117
You know what I mean?

544
00:19:03,118 --> 00:19:05,837
If I was hunting, I would
shoot the deer that was running towards me.

545
00:19:05,838 --> 00:19:08,456
I think it would be great if
the deer came running at me.

546
00:19:08,457 --> 00:19:10,424
But he doesn't want it though.

547
00:19:10,425 --> 00:19:11,509
He wants to go chase a deer.

548
00:19:11,510 --> 00:19:12,710
He wants to go chase the

549
00:19:12,711 --> 00:19:14,178
thing that's running away behind

550
00:19:14,179 --> 00:19:16,013
- the trees...
- Hunting is like (bleep).

551
00:19:16,014 --> 00:19:17,965
- And leaving the scent.
- That is a (bleep) terrible

552
00:19:17,966 --> 00:19:20,601
thing to compare dating to.

553
00:19:20,602 --> 00:19:22,687
@brookebound_ asks:

554
00:19:22,689 --> 00:19:26,056
_

555
00:19:26,058 --> 00:19:27,391
Oh, that's when your boobs

556
00:19:27,392 --> 00:19:28,609
get real sweaty and then they

557
00:19:28,610 --> 00:19:29,861
stick to each other, no matter

558
00:19:29,862 --> 00:19:31,479
where you put them in your bra.

559
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:32,396
Cool.

560
00:19:32,397 --> 00:19:33,648
Tanisha has big boobs.

561
00:19:35,450 --> 00:19:37,151
You gotta dry 'em and they separate.

562
00:19:37,152 --> 00:19:38,152
No, sticky boobs...

563
00:19:38,153 --> 00:19:41,038
- No, my boobs never even like...
- No moisture.

564
00:19:41,039 --> 00:19:43,040
- Yeah, there's no moisture.
- Are you kidding me?

565
00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:44,909
- Your boobs don't sweat?
- You have boobs.

566
00:19:44,910 --> 00:19:47,044
- We don't have boobs.
- My boobs sweat like balls.

567
00:19:47,045 --> 00:19:48,880
Okay, this is what it actually is.

568
00:19:48,881 --> 00:19:50,665
You know when you wear chicken
cutlets... nowadays, they have

569
00:19:50,666 --> 00:19:53,584
these little bras that are
sticky and you can just stick on your tits.

570
00:19:53,585 --> 00:19:56,220
That's when you take them out and then
you got a little sticky leftover tit.

571
00:19:56,221 --> 00:19:57,421
Why am I embarrassed?

572
00:19:57,422 --> 00:19:59,724
A little oil, a little oil takes

573
00:19:59,725 --> 00:20:00,758
all the stickiness off.

574
00:20:00,759 --> 00:20:02,727
What do you mean, a little oil?

575
00:20:02,728 --> 00:20:05,596
If you put oil on your skin,
it takes off the extra stuff.

576
00:20:05,597 --> 00:20:08,766
I had a water bra, I ran into
into a subway turnstile and it popped.

577
00:20:09,985 --> 00:20:12,737
They didn't know what it was
and I was like, "What is...?"

578
00:20:12,738 --> 00:20:13,604
What is it?"

579
00:20:13,605 --> 00:20:14,522
What is it?

580
00:20:14,523 --> 00:20:15,606
It's a gel, right?

581
00:20:15,607 --> 00:20:17,108
It's not gel... it's oil!

582
00:20:17,109 --> 00:20:18,192
I thought I was eating a bacon

583
00:20:18,193 --> 00:20:19,110
egg and cheese and I was like

584
00:20:19,111 --> 00:20:20,111
"My bacon egg and cheese is

585
00:20:20,112 --> 00:20:22,031
- everywhere!"...
- No, no, no!

586
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