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Welcome to "Everlasting".
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Something's wrong. It's Mary.
Somehow, she got on the roof.
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Give me your hand right now.
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Come with me.
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Mary! Wait!
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One of our cast
members passed away.
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I'm gonna call legal. We'll
deal with the family.
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But I want to zip this thing up air tight.
You hear me?
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No lights, no camera, no action.
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- Whole season's been kind of freaky.
- It's my first one.
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Maybe we should
postpone the wedding.
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- This is about Rachel.
- Maybe.
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There is just so much that
you don't see. It's...
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When it comes to you, I
see more than you think.
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Coming home?
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Yeah.
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I just left my wife.
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We were on the beach, stark
naked, and we were in...
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You know, we were in the middle of...
of doing it.
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And suddenly, there
were lights everywhere,
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just shining down at us.
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It was the birding club.
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16 old ladies just staring us
down at 5:00 in the morning.
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The most embarrassing
moment of my life.
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I don't even know how
you would do that.
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I don't like having sex on the
beach with all that sand.
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Yeah, that's what beds are for.
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All right, easy, boy.
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You've got enough toys
around here to play with.
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I don't want the toys.
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Sometimes a man wants a grown-up
to look him in the eye.
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Yeah, and people in hell... they
want ice water. I got to go.
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His royal highness has you
wiping his ass awfully early.
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Yeah, he was, uh, just
borrowing my cellphone.
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I think he had to
call his lawyer
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about the vineyard or something.
I have no idea.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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But, um, look, we...
we have a problem.
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- What? What happened?
- It's, um...
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I can't stop thinking
about the other night.
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Well, that... sucks for you.
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You should just tell
your fiancée about it.
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Yeah, uh, look...
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You know what? It's...
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It... we didn't mean it, okay?
We were in shock.
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- Rachel? Control room.
- So it was just...
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- We got a big day.
- I'm flying in.
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I have to go. Quinn's freaking.
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- We're not done, now.
- I know.
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- We're talking later.
- Great.
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They say that every cloud
has a silver lining.
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And we here at "Everlasting"
believe that to be true.
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If the tragedy of Mary
Newhouse untimely death
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has taught us anything, it's
that life is fleeting...
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What the hell is he
doing with an umbrella?
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It's not even raining.
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Cut! Cut!
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Who wrote this crap? It's
just too much doom and gloom.
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It's my fault. I'll adjust
and give the note to Graham.
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Oh, hey, finally. All
right, here we go.
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We are done with death, okay?
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Give me romance,
romance, romance!
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Let's get this show back
to what it's all about.
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True love, baby!
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Thank you.
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All right, let's keep it cool, guys.
Let's keep it cool.
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It's kind of disgusting.
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- Fine. Thank you.
- Okay, okay.
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This week, it is spa
dates, all right?
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We've got four girls left...
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Anna, Faith, Grace,
and Shamiqua.
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Let's heat things up. Let's
keep America guessing.
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Come on, nobody is guessing.
That boy is going for Grace.
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- You don't know that for sure.
- Honey...
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- No, you don't...
- I may be gay, but I know
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what kind of punani
straight boys like, okay?
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I'm with homeboy. Grace has
the lips and the body,
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and she can count to 10...
I think.
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That one's not even
important, 10.
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Anna's a total catch. She's beautiful,
she graduated magna cum laude
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from, like, Brown or something.
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And Adam is not as
shallow as you think.
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He's just not.
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According to nobody but you.
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All right, let's just forget
who the front-runner is.
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I need a horse race.
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So, Jay, we need to
amp up Shamiqua.
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I want less brains and
I want more cleavage.
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- You got it.
- Okay?
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And, Rachel, I don't know
what to do with Faith,
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but we've got to make
her hot for Adam.
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And Anna... Anna's
got to loosen up.
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Come on. Have some fun.
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Show some skin, you know?
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Adam wants a lady on the street
but a freak in the sheets.
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Capiche? Right?
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We got three more episodes
to get him to propose
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to one of these ding-dongs.
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Excuse me, Mr. Wilton.
I'm so sorry.
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- Your wife is here.
- Ex-wife.
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Not soon enough.
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We need to talk.
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Uh, you guys can use my office.
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My, that's so generous
of you, Quinn.
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I talked to my lawyer.
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- Bully for you.
- "Bully" is right.
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You can have your divorce, Chet.
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But I am gonna take you
for every penny you have.
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By the time I'm done with you,
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you are gonna be living in a
single in the City of Commerce.
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Well, Cali's a
community-property state.
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You'll get your half.
What are you doing?
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You can't drink.
You're pregnant.
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Oh, please. At my age, 50/50,
it's a flipper baby anyways.
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And yeah, I will get my half.
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But this little
sideshow attraction
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gonna get everything else.
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Child support's gonna
take you to the cleaners.
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I'd think about
downsizing if I were you.
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Look, my lawyers
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are gonna fight you
every step of the way,
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and your lawyers are
gonna fight my lawyers.
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Mm, let the games begin.
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And we're both gonna be paying
those lawyers millions...
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Millions we both lose.
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Or...
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Or?
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We cut a deal, right
here, right now.
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Leave the lawyers out of it.
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I'm listening.
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Thanks so much. I appreciate it.
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- Well, hello.
- Hi.
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Hi. Here's to a good night.
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- Yes, and very little sleep.
- Mm-hmm.
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- When you do sleep...
- Mm-hmm.
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You're very active.
Do you know that?
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You drool and you snore a lot.
Just...
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Lucky you. Lucky you.
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Um, so, look... today, I, um...
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I'm gonna need you to
bring your "A" game.
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- My "A" game?
- Yes, please.
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- Three days after a woman died.
- I know.
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It's super weird,
but you know Quinn.
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She's doesn't like to linger
on feelings or anything.
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How about you?
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Lingering?
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My specialty.
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- Got it.
- Yeah.
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You know, she wants a little
romance to cleanse the palate.
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- Oh, I can do that.
- Not me, Romeo. Them.
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Get on out there.
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You all feel weird about this?
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What? The show?
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Yeah. I mean...
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Mary and all?
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And we're just... Here, goofing
off, having a good time?
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Yeah, it's hard, but
what's quitting the show
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or curling up in a ball
gonna do for anyone?
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If I had stayed home
after my dad died,
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I would be eating my feelings
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and crying myself
to sleep at night.
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At least on the show,
I'm doing something.
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I'm staying busy.
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I mean, do you really think that
Mary would've wanted us to quit?
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Ladies...
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May I?
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As a veteran of this series,
there's a little saying
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we have in showbiz...
"The show must go on."
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And in the case of your
quest for everlasting love,
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the search must go on.
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After 13 seasons,
that's all you got?
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Well, that and an Emmy.
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Yes! Hoo!
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Oh. $50 million?
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What were you thinking?
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Come on.
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I thought we weren't gonna
talk about that anymore.
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Oh, come on.
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I mean, I worked really
hard for that money, too.
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And what did she do?
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She shopped at Whole
Foods and Lululemon?
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I-I don't like it any
more than you do,
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but at least it clears
the way for you and me.
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Yeah, I guess.
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It's actually sort of sweet,
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you giving away 50 mil
for little, old me.
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And you are worth every cent.
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Oh, we'll make that
cash back in no time.
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All we have to do is start
selling some shows.
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And...
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Oh, speak of the devil.
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- There's Brad.
- And the best part?
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The Wicked Witch of Brentwood.
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won't be able to touch a cent
we make from here on in.
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All right, hold on. Hoo!
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All right, here we go.
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Hey, guys.
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- Hey!
- Hi!
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How's everyone holding up?
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You know, it's... it's
been a little tough,
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but we're getting through it.
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I... I feel terrible.
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But how about those monster
numbers last night?
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Right?
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Yeah, 6.8... up 22%
from last week.
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Whoo!
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Yeah, people should
die more often.
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I know! Unbelievable!
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How's, uh, how's her kid doing?
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Fine, I think.
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Management is thrilled
with these numbers.
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They want to capitalize on
the momentum, so get this.
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They want to end the
season with Cromwell
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marrying one of these
chicks, live, on air.
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So we're talking about
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a two-hour special
"Everlasting" wedding.
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I mean, is that not genius?
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Can you guys make that happen?
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What if we take it
one step further
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and use the wedding to backdoor
a spin-off for next season?
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Right.
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And... and, uh, we have
Adam and his new bride,
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um, adjusting to the
upper-crust life in the UK.
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- We'll call it "Royal Love".
- Oh.
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Sweet! I'll tell you what.
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You get him to marry the
Mexican bikini model,
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and you've got yourselves
a deal, all right?
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She'll bring in the
Telemundo audience.
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Okay.
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Bye! Boom!
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That's what I'm talking about.
Synergy.
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You and me. Oh, man.
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We're gonna double that
50 mil in no time.
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I love you.
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Oh, I love you, too.
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Wait. So, I don't get it.
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Are you saying that
I've already won?
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Isn't that great?
What do you say?
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Shouldn't be so
hard to be married
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to such a beautiful, exotic,
and compelling woman.
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I mean, that's... that's
quite a proposition.
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Um, so, on this show...
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- "Royal Love".
- Ooh.
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I love how that sounds.
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So, uh, Grace and I...
we're gonna be married?
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No. You'll be married
on "Everlasting."
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You'll propose in
the final episode,
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and then we'll do a
two-hour special
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when we introduce the spin-off.
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A spin-off. So exciting.
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Yeah, indeed.
252
00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:17,950
So glad you two are on board.
253
00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:20,450
Quinn, we're ready
for Grace now.
254
00:10:20,450 --> 00:10:22,870
Okay. Copy that. I'm
sending her down.
255
00:10:22,870 --> 00:10:24,710
All right. So, just keep
this under your hat.
256
00:10:24,710 --> 00:10:26,460
The only reason why
we're telling you this
257
00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,260
is 'cause we need you
two to sign releases.
258
00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:29,840
Thing's moving at warp speed.
259
00:10:29,850 --> 00:10:31,550
- Consider me signed.
- All right.
260
00:10:31,550 --> 00:10:33,180
We'll draw up the paperwork.
261
00:10:33,180 --> 00:10:34,380
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
262
00:10:34,380 --> 00:10:35,800
Uh, Quinn, uh...
263
00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:38,520
Before you do that...
264
00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:40,520
You okay, Chief?
265
00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:41,890
Yeah, look. Uh...
266
00:10:41,890 --> 00:10:44,610
don't get me wrong,
Grace is a lovely girl,
267
00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:46,530
but what you're
suggesting is absurd.
268
00:10:46,530 --> 00:10:48,360
I signed on for one
season of this.
269
00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:50,560
One season, that's it.
270
00:10:50,570 --> 00:10:52,280
And look, I don't intend to
stick around for another,
271
00:10:52,290 --> 00:10:55,070
so, I mean, find
yourself another patsy.
272
00:11:03,470 --> 00:11:06,970
"What a lovely house you
have, Your Lordship.
273
00:11:06,980 --> 00:11:09,610
Thank you so much for having me.
274
00:11:09,610 --> 00:11:11,480
Mm. So nice to be here.
275
00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:13,260
It's a pleasure to meet you.
276
00:11:13,260 --> 00:11:17,930
My name is Grace...
Grace Cromwell."
277
00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:23,680
Practicing your accent, huh?
278
00:11:24,490 --> 00:11:27,240
Your mascara's smudged.
279
00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:30,910
Do you really think
he's gonna pick you?
280
00:11:30,910 --> 00:11:32,410
Sluts get cut...
281
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,580
Or that's what I hear.
282
00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:39,750
Honey, I know he's
gonna pick me.
283
00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:42,250
It's all worked out.
284
00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:45,090
What is that supposed to mean?
285
00:11:45,090 --> 00:11:47,460
The pressure is on, ladies.
286
00:11:47,460 --> 00:11:52,430
Now, since Maya sadly decided
to, of course, leave the show,
287
00:11:52,430 --> 00:11:54,880
each of you have made
it to the final four.
288
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,300
We know it has been
stressful for all of us
289
00:11:57,300 --> 00:12:00,940
these past few weeks, which is why we're
giving you a chance to relax with Adam
290
00:12:00,940 --> 00:12:05,920
- and rejuvenate at a tranquil zen paradise
- Anna. Anna, hi. Smile, okay?
291
00:12:06,110 --> 00:12:07,110
Behind me are candles.
292
00:12:07,110 --> 00:12:10,030
Each one of these candles is a
symbol of your burning desire
293
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,700
to win Adam's heart.
294
00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:12,980
- Hey.
- Hey.
295
00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:14,570
Everything hunky-dory?
296
00:12:14,570 --> 00:12:16,700
- Yeah, hunkiest-doriest.
- You got a sec?
297
00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:19,660
I'm kind of in the
middle of something.
298
00:12:19,660 --> 00:12:21,660
Okay. Now's good for me.
299
00:12:22,460 --> 00:12:24,990
Okay, cut. Everybody
take five, please.
300
00:12:34,090 --> 00:12:36,220
Hey, psst. Shamiqua, come here.
301
00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:38,800
- So, you're with me on this, right?
- Really?
302
00:12:38,810 --> 00:12:41,760
This is what it's come to after
hanging in there for weeks
303
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,510
through a suicide? Now
it's "flash them titties"?
304
00:12:44,510 --> 00:12:45,810
Come on, girl.
305
00:12:45,810 --> 00:12:47,730
Seriously, you've got
to give me something.
306
00:12:47,730 --> 00:12:48,930
Or what?
307
00:12:48,930 --> 00:12:50,930
Or we both go home.
308
00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:52,770
You're my last girl.
309
00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:58,010
Well, what makes you think I
can even turn Adam around?
310
00:12:58,060 --> 00:12:59,600
Hey, he didn't want
to do this show.
311
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:02,150
- You're our limey whisperer.
- Okay, listen. That was then.
312
00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:04,570
We weren't asking him to sign on
and marry one of these girls.
313
00:13:04,570 --> 00:13:06,620
Come on. We're talking
about a year here.
314
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,460
Then they get a
big, juicy divorce,
315
00:13:08,460 --> 00:13:10,160
splash it all over the tabloids.
316
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,040
Screw all the
D-listers they want.
317
00:13:13,030 --> 00:13:14,280
All right, okay.
318
00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,060
So let's say that I, uh...
319
00:13:16,060 --> 00:13:18,060
Let's say that I can, right?
320
00:13:18,070 --> 00:13:19,310
Let's say I can turn him around.
321
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,270
- What's in it for me?
- Wheeling and dealing?
322
00:13:21,270 --> 00:13:22,850
Oh, Mama Bear taught you well.
323
00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:24,810
I'm just saying, you are
getting a spin-off.
324
00:13:25,410 --> 00:13:27,740
He's getting another year
to promote his vineyard.
325
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,880
All right, all right, fine.
What do you want?
326
00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:32,410
Peace in the Middle East.
327
00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:35,720
A sailboat full of ponies?
328
00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:38,920
Regular, miniature ponies?
Continue. Or?
329
00:13:40,170 --> 00:13:41,920
My own show.
330
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:44,890
Okay. Take "Royal Love".
331
00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:48,260
No. Just flat-out no.
332
00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:50,430
I'm not gonna get in
between you and Quinn.
333
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:51,810
Oh, Quinn's with me now.
334
00:13:51,820 --> 00:13:54,070
No, she's done her
time in the trenches.
335
00:13:54,070 --> 00:13:56,070
It's your turn to
not have a life.
336
00:13:56,070 --> 00:13:57,770
Come on. What do you say?
337
00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:00,520
Grunt to executive
producer, blink of an eye.
338
00:14:00,530 --> 00:14:02,330
It's a deal of a lifetime.
339
00:14:02,330 --> 00:14:05,780
All I have to do
is deliver Adam?
340
00:14:05,780 --> 00:14:08,620
Well, on a silver platter.
341
00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:10,420
Of course.
342
00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:11,920
Oh. Hey, Adam!
343
00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,170
Adam, can I talk to
you for a second?
344
00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:17,840
Hey. I, uh, wanted
to talk to you.
345
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,180
Let me guess.
346
00:14:19,180 --> 00:14:20,880
About "Royal Love",
this ludicrous spin-off
347
00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,800
Chet and Quinn are
trying to rope me into?
348
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,100
Just heard about it, yeah.
349
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,300
These people are mad. I...
350
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:27,550
A marriage was never
part of the deal.
351
00:14:27,550 --> 00:14:29,520
Honestly, it's only for a year.
352
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,690
Yeah, we'll just... We'll just
get married and just fake it.
353
00:14:31,690 --> 00:14:33,110
Of course. Brilliant.
354
00:14:33,110 --> 00:14:35,060
I would never do that
to one of these girls.
355
00:14:35,060 --> 00:14:37,480
Believe it or not, I actually have
a modicum of respect for them.
356
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:40,030
Oh, I can't wait to get
the hell out of here.
357
00:14:40,030 --> 00:14:41,480
Yeah. Copy that, buddy.
358
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,480
It's only three
more weeks, right?
359
00:14:43,490 --> 00:14:45,490
Trust me, I'm counting the days.
360
00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:50,260
A.D.s, go to two.
361
00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:51,790
Copy that.
362
00:14:55,460 --> 00:14:58,630
"Royal Love"? Really?
363
00:14:58,630 --> 00:14:59,880
Who told you?
364
00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:03,170
A little bird with a great
ass and a deep throat.
365
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,510
Grace is such an idiot.
366
00:15:05,510 --> 00:15:08,930
Yeah, which is why I should
be the one who wins this.
367
00:15:08,930 --> 00:15:11,140
What? Look, I don't even know
368
00:15:11,150 --> 00:15:13,310
why they went to her
in the first place.
369
00:15:13,310 --> 00:15:14,980
Yeah, they hook up or whatever,
370
00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:17,600
but Adam came to my father's
funeral for a reason.
371
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,270
Okay? We have a real connection.
372
00:15:20,270 --> 00:15:23,360
I think that you would...
You would be great.
373
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:26,690
You would be so much better
than Grace for Adam.
374
00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:29,530
I mean, if it were up
to me, it would...
375
00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:31,700
It would definitely be you.
376
00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:33,580
But?
377
00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:35,540
Do you really want it?
378
00:15:35,540 --> 00:15:38,420
'Cause I can work it on my end.
379
00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:41,840
But you're just gonna have
to work it with Adam, okay?
380
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:45,600
You make him want you and then
get him on board with it.
381
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,130
Well, what about Grace?
382
00:15:47,130 --> 00:15:48,430
I'll just...
383
00:15:48,430 --> 00:15:50,180
You focus on your
future husband, okay?
384
00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:51,550
I'll take care of it.
385
00:15:53,390 --> 00:15:55,300
So, what's up? We have a deal?
386
00:15:55,310 --> 00:15:57,690
Yeah. Deal.
387
00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,390
I like you.
388
00:16:04,770 --> 00:16:07,640
So, each of our contestants
gets a chance to experience
389
00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:10,300
an individual spa
treatment with Adam.
390
00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:12,690
Let's see how it's
going, shall we?
391
00:16:12,690 --> 00:16:14,060
Whoa-ho-ho!
392
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,710
Great idea, showing
a little more skin.
393
00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:18,150
Ratings aren't the only thing
that're gonna be going up.
394
00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:21,200
- Soft-tissue massage.- Right.
395
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,070
Soft tissue.
396
00:16:23,070 --> 00:16:24,320
Right.
397
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:25,820
Whoa.
398
00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:28,570
Ah. Just start with my
back first, mister.
399
00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:30,370
We'll see how far you get.
400
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,990
Beautiful, black boner killer.
401
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:38,250
Medicinal mud has been used for
centuries as a healing regimen.
402
00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:41,170
So you want us to rub this
dirt all over ourselves?
403
00:16:41,170 --> 00:16:47,780
The mud opens the pores to
relax and invigorate the body.
404
00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:51,900
All right.
405
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,520
Mm. Sexy.
406
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,990
Check him out.
407
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:06,030
Okay.
408
00:17:08,770 --> 00:17:10,700
Do you feel invigorated?
409
00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:12,330
Really? That's what
you're gonna do?
410
00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:15,200
Oh. Mm. No.
411
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:18,760
You like that?!
412
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,960
Oh! Who's invigorated now?!
413
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,880
Oh, I feel so alive!
414
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:25,430
Oh, no. No!
415
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:28,450
Yeah! You like it?!
416
00:17:28,450 --> 00:17:30,430
You like that?! Yeah!
417
00:17:32,390 --> 00:17:33,720
Cut, please, cut.
418
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,720
The cedar enzyme bath
419
00:17:35,730 --> 00:17:39,280
boosts circulation
and metabolism.
420
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:42,730
It's both relaxing
and energizing.
421
00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:44,730
Seems... Interesting.
422
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,170
So, wait.
423
00:17:46,170 --> 00:17:48,240
We're just... we're gonna,
like, lay on top of it?
424
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,450
Oh, no.
425
00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:51,210
You'll be immersed.
426
00:17:51,210 --> 00:17:53,120
Oh, my God.
427
00:17:54,580 --> 00:17:57,960
Okay.
428
00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:05,890
The warmth you feel is produced
429
00:18:05,890 --> 00:18:09,890
by a biological
fermentation process.
430
00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:11,590
This feels good.
431
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:14,430
I can't...
432
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:17,770
Grace, are you okay?
433
00:18:17,770 --> 00:18:20,020
I can't just sit here.
434
00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:22,570
I... are you okay?
435
00:18:22,570 --> 00:18:24,110
That's not good.
436
00:18:24,110 --> 00:18:25,360
No! Aah!
437
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:26,940
I can't! I'm not doing this!
438
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,280
No, no, no!
439
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,690
Cut! Cut, cut, cut!
440
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:31,360
Grace?! Grace? You okay?
441
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:34,780
I'm sorry. I'm
claustrophobic, okay?
442
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,450
Ever since I was a little girl.
443
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:39,250
Where I come from, being
buried alive is no joke.
444
00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:40,990
- I can't.
- I'm sorry.
445
00:18:40,990 --> 00:18:42,710
You didn't know that she
was claustrophobic?
446
00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:45,430
If I did do you think I would've done that?
Do you want me to go talk to her?
447
00:18:45,430 --> 00:18:46,640
No, I'll handle it.
448
00:18:46,650 --> 00:18:48,300
You just start setting
up for the next date.
449
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:52,220
Maybe that could be good,
you know, emotion-wise.
450
00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:55,000
You know, Adam
consoles phobic chick?
451
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,440
Oh, yeah, more consoling.
That's hot.
452
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:57,300
I just... I don't even know
453
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:59,720
that he's gonna go for
somebody so high-strung.
454
00:18:59,730 --> 00:19:02,490
Brad wants Grace. I
don't give a crap.
455
00:19:02,490 --> 00:19:03,330
I just want a show.
456
00:19:03,330 --> 00:19:05,610
Okay, well, then we'll
just sell Anna to Brad.
457
00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:07,450
I mean, she's so much classier.
458
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:09,320
Hold your horses, Tonto.
459
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:12,820
Let's see how the date
goes first, all right?
460
00:19:15,830 --> 00:19:17,370
Hey.
461
00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:23,130
Um, locations gave me a bunch of
brochures of places we can go,
462
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:25,420
you know, for the wedding?
463
00:19:25,420 --> 00:19:28,020
I thought that, you know, we
were talking about seeing...
464
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,670
I know. Look, after...
465
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,840
Everything that happened
with Mary, it just...
466
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:37,180
It really put everything
in perspective.
467
00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:40,010
I want to make
things better, Jer.
468
00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:42,570
Okay, guys, moving on.
Next setup.
469
00:19:42,570 --> 00:19:43,770
Got it!
470
00:19:43,770 --> 00:19:45,850
We need to talk
about this later.
471
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:52,330
Tantra is about
accessing our energies
472
00:19:52,330 --> 00:19:55,360
to enhance pleasure
and dissolve the ego.
473
00:20:00,170 --> 00:20:03,000
Oh. This is really good.
474
00:20:03,010 --> 00:20:07,840
With practice, partners
can make love for hours
475
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,630
and have orgasms
without touching...
476
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,470
Damn.
477
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:14,880
This bitch looks like she
could eat him alive.
478
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,350
Well, look who's a little minx.
479
00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:18,380
- I'd totally do her.
- Mm-hmm.
480
00:20:18,390 --> 00:20:19,640
Yeah, if she gives
us heat, so would I.
481
00:20:20,810 --> 00:20:26,280
Breathe them in. Feel them.
482
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,730
Sorry, guys.
483
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:32,270
- Sound needs us to hold for a plane.
- Holding.
484
00:20:35,290 --> 00:20:37,870
You know, this is
actually kind of fun.
485
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,820
Breathing each other in?
486
00:20:39,830 --> 00:20:41,960
Well, I... I don't
know about you,
487
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:45,300
but I personally prefer
physical touch when I orgasm.
488
00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:47,080
Are you making a pass at me?
489
00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:50,800
Do you want me to?
490
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,120
Naughty girl.
491
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:57,760
With the right person,
you have no idea.
492
00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:00,180
Oh-ho-ho! Finally, some
friggin' chemistry.
493
00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:02,400
Yeah. No kidding. It's great.
494
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:05,020
Yeah, no, I need to do some
yoga, 'cause this is just...
495
00:21:06,270 --> 00:21:08,900
Is there a lot of
yoga in England?
496
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:10,600
Don't know.
497
00:21:10,610 --> 00:21:12,690
More a polo guy.
498
00:21:12,690 --> 00:21:16,330
Well, I'm sure that we could
find some creative way
499
00:21:16,330 --> 00:21:18,280
to release our energies.
500
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,500
What?
501
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,280
Yeah, you know,
just, in England,
502
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,120
we could find something...
503
00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:25,420
You and me in England?
504
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,960
So now they want you to
go to England with me?
505
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,460
- No.
- Of course they do.
506
00:21:31,460 --> 00:21:34,130
Yep. Adam...
507
00:21:34,130 --> 00:21:35,710
These people are vulgar.
508
00:21:35,710 --> 00:21:40,130
They will do anything they can
to make a quick buck off us.
509
00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:41,850
And you'd willingly
be a part of that?
510
00:21:41,850 --> 00:21:43,850
I... I'm sorry. I... I didn't...
511
00:21:43,860 --> 00:21:45,690
I mean, I got excited.
512
00:21:45,690 --> 00:21:47,110
What are you doing?
513
00:21:47,110 --> 00:21:48,640
- We're still shooting.
- Forget it.
514
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,690
This date's over.
515
00:21:55,810 --> 00:21:57,400
Adam. Hey, hey, hey.
516
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,650
Come on. Where are you going?
517
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,430
To get a drink. It's ridiculous.
518
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,940
"Royal Love"... Like I'm
so bendy child's toy
519
00:22:02,940 --> 00:22:04,770
they can twist
however they like...
520
00:22:04,770 --> 00:22:07,770
Listen, I think it's a good
idea, for what it's worth.
521
00:22:07,780 --> 00:22:09,860
You are literally
insane if you think
522
00:22:09,860 --> 00:22:13,000
I'm gonna marry a girl I met
three weeks ago on a TV show.
523
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,050
It doesn't matter how
fantastic she is.
524
00:22:15,050 --> 00:22:17,970
My God, they're both willing
to sign on the dotted line,
525
00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:18,630
- aren't they?
- Yeah, totally.
526
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,090
What would drive a
woman to do that?
527
00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:22,750
Oh, God. Every single
fairy tale she's read
528
00:22:22,790 --> 00:22:24,460
since she was about I
would say 3 years old.
529
00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:26,960
- Wine?
- Yes, yes, thank you so much.
530
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:28,290
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh.
531
00:22:28,470 --> 00:22:30,190
I am just telling you
to think about it.
532
00:22:30,190 --> 00:22:32,310
You would be getting
everything you wanted
533
00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:35,150
when you signed on for the
show, all of that exposure.
534
00:22:35,150 --> 00:22:36,980
So many people
have taken that...
535
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:39,200
That reality-show TV moment
536
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,280
and turned it into
something legit.
537
00:22:41,290 --> 00:22:42,400
I'm sorry.
538
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:43,950
Is the real Rachel
anywhere nearby?
539
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,960
'Cause I don't recognize
this golem in front of me.
540
00:22:47,490 --> 00:22:49,040
- Oh.
- What?
541
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:50,240
I get it.
542
00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:52,330
What are you getting
out of this?
543
00:22:54,630 --> 00:22:56,220
I would be the showrunner.
544
00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:57,500
Of course.
545
00:22:57,500 --> 00:23:00,800
It's everything I wanted
my entire career.
546
00:23:00,890 --> 00:23:02,840
Well, since when? Last night, you
were talking about writing novels
547
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,310
and saving African AIDS babies.
548
00:23:04,310 --> 00:23:06,560
Those are just my dreams.
This is my actual life.
549
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,060
So you're using me.
550
00:23:08,060 --> 00:23:09,560
Yeah, I am.
551
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,010
- When I get used...
- Mm-hmm.
552
00:23:11,020 --> 00:23:12,480
I like to get paid a lot.
553
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,230
This deal's not
cutting it for me.
554
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,320
Another year on a
reality TV show,
555
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,190
dancing for the organ grinder?
556
00:23:18,190 --> 00:23:20,570
No way. Besides, you
know as well as I do
557
00:23:20,580 --> 00:23:23,380
I did this so I could get
away from my family.
558
00:23:23,380 --> 00:23:26,800
I do this insipid "Royal Love",
I'm back where I started,
559
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,420
only with more for them
to ridicule me with.
560
00:23:28,420 --> 00:23:30,750
Listen, I'm just telling
you to think about it.
561
00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:33,700
The marriage wouldn't be real.
You could have it annulled.
562
00:23:33,710 --> 00:23:35,040
It would be real.
563
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,870
This may shock you, Rachel,
564
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,710
but marriage actually
means something to me.
565
00:23:53,150 --> 00:23:55,400
What the hell is this?
566
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,400
No, Rachel, Jay, why is
the mansion prepped?
567
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,150
The elimination
ceremony is tomorrow.
568
00:24:00,150 --> 00:24:02,020
Damn it! Answer! All right?
569
00:24:02,060 --> 00:24:03,600
Come on. This is all wrong.
570
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:08,100
Or... maybe it's just right.
571
00:24:11,820 --> 00:24:15,610
Shall we check it out?
572
00:24:15,610 --> 00:24:16,940
What?
573
00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:20,750
Mmm. Oh, my God.
574
00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:22,030
What is this?
575
00:24:22,030 --> 00:24:24,700
Cuisse de grenouilles
sur un bâton.
576
00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:27,120
Frog legs on a stick.
577
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,790
Frog. No shit.
578
00:24:30,790 --> 00:24:33,790
This, um...
579
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,880
This whole thing is...
is too much.
580
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,470
This must've cost you a mint.
581
00:24:39,470 --> 00:24:42,850
You gave away $50
million this morning.
582
00:24:42,850 --> 00:24:45,440
I don't want to
talk about money.
583
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,140
I want to talk about you...
and me.
584
00:24:48,140 --> 00:24:51,310
The only thing that
matters is us.
585
00:24:51,310 --> 00:24:55,980
We'll make money.
"Royal Love", whatever.
586
00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:10,160
Open it.
587
00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:24,310
It's your turn now.
588
00:25:24,310 --> 00:25:26,260
But you're not
even divorced yet.
589
00:25:26,260 --> 00:25:29,400
I say as soon as the papers
come in, let's just do it.
590
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,750
I don't want to wait anymore,
not after eight years.
591
00:25:41,860 --> 00:25:44,530
Will you marry me?
592
00:25:48,370 --> 00:25:50,500
Screw it. Yes, yes.
593
00:25:50,510 --> 00:25:52,840
Let's get married.
594
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,790
Let's get married.
595
00:26:22,870 --> 00:26:25,400
So, you know that thing
that we were talking about?
596
00:26:25,410 --> 00:26:27,710
Uh-huh. Yeah, it's
not gonna happen.
597
00:26:29,540 --> 00:26:32,910
What thing?
598
00:26:32,910 --> 00:26:35,080
"Royal Love", with Adam.
599
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,750
- He's not into it.
- Oh. Well...
600
00:26:37,750 --> 00:26:39,050
He will be.
601
00:26:39,050 --> 00:26:42,150
You just got to give
him the right reason.
602
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,820
That's all. I trust you.
You know why?
603
00:26:45,180 --> 00:26:46,760
'Cause you're a winner.
604
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:49,760
Thank you very much for
the vote of confidence,
605
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,600
but he really is
pretty out of it.
606
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,570
Well, I've seen you at
the top of your game,
607
00:26:54,570 --> 00:26:57,020
- and I think you're gonna deliver.
- Not this time.
608
00:26:57,020 --> 00:26:59,610
I'm sorry. P.S.
609
00:26:59,610 --> 00:27:02,140
You're doubting your own
powers, aren't you?
610
00:27:02,140 --> 00:27:04,110
Creepy, little kid. Follow me.
611
00:27:04,110 --> 00:27:06,160
Let me show you something.
612
00:27:07,580 --> 00:27:09,370
Oh-ho-ho!
613
00:27:09,370 --> 00:27:13,450
Oh. Oh, you feel that?
614
00:27:13,450 --> 00:27:18,340
That is what it's like to be
in control, to be the boss.
615
00:27:18,340 --> 00:27:20,710
You control the machine.
616
00:27:20,710 --> 00:27:25,800
You can make it do
whatever you like.
617
00:27:27,770 --> 00:27:31,770
What do you say we
take her for a spin?
618
00:27:38,110 --> 00:27:41,480
Hey.
619
00:27:42,900 --> 00:27:47,020
So, um... listen, uh...
620
00:27:47,270 --> 00:27:52,440
I know we've been going
'round and 'round, but...
621
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,530
I actually think you were right.
622
00:27:54,610 --> 00:27:56,360
We have been moving too fast.
623
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:59,560
Look, I... I told you
I didn't mean that.
624
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,730
I was just upset, confused.
625
00:28:01,730 --> 00:28:05,900
You know, you and Rachel have...
626
00:28:07,740 --> 00:28:09,740
You and Rachel.
627
00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:13,490
Don't do this.
628
00:28:13,490 --> 00:28:17,680
We have plans, Jer, for a life.
629
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,830
Rachel, she's... she's
there, and then she's gone.
630
00:28:20,830 --> 00:28:22,330
She puts on a good show,
631
00:28:22,340 --> 00:28:25,590
but she doesn't give a damn
about anybody but herself.
632
00:28:25,590 --> 00:28:30,680
Look, you deserve someone who's
gonna love you all the way.
633
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:34,150
You know? No regrets...
634
00:28:34,150 --> 00:28:36,480
No holding back.
635
00:28:36,530 --> 00:28:40,840
I'm sorry. I'm just...
I'm not that guy.
636
00:28:49,660 --> 00:28:51,450
It's fun, isn't it?!
637
00:28:51,450 --> 00:28:53,000
Yeah, it's pretty awesome.
638
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,620
This is every day for me...
the life, the show,
639
00:28:55,620 --> 00:28:58,190
it's all coming at me
at 80 miles per hour.
640
00:28:58,190 --> 00:28:59,420
Copy that.
641
00:28:59,420 --> 00:29:02,210
And I make it work, even
when it gets scary.
642
00:29:02,930 --> 00:29:04,590
- Which it does.
- Hey, Chet, what are you doing?
643
00:29:04,590 --> 00:29:07,080
- Stop pushing my leg!
- More than you know!
644
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,500
Chet!
645
00:29:11,130 --> 00:29:13,900
Ah, as much shit as I give you,
Rachel, I love you for it.
646
00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:15,100
You know something, I
really don't like this.
647
00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:16,570
If you really want
to make it, Rachel,
648
00:29:16,570 --> 00:29:18,020
you got to be willing
to drive the car
649
00:29:18,020 --> 00:29:19,560
as fast as it'll take you.
650
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:22,310
Even when you feel this close
to crashing and burning,
651
00:29:22,310 --> 00:29:26,060
- you've got to just keep driving!
- Chet, let go of my leg!
652
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,650
There's nothing you
can't do, Rachel!
653
00:29:28,650 --> 00:29:29,980
- Nothing!
- Chet!
654
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,710
Ah, well, lesson learned.
655
00:29:41,710 --> 00:29:45,750
I just wish someone had done
that for me when I was your age.
656
00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:49,670
Now... go get me Adam.
657
00:30:03,090 --> 00:30:05,000
These numbers are too low.
658
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,500
These numbers are too high.
659
00:30:06,510 --> 00:30:08,370
These numbers don't
equal this total.
660
00:30:08,370 --> 00:30:11,090
So whoever did this must've
been high or half asleep.
661
00:30:11,090 --> 00:30:12,710
I don't care.
662
00:30:16,220 --> 00:30:17,760
Okay.
663
00:30:17,770 --> 00:30:19,520
You know what? Just go...
go... go get it fixed.
664
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,300
I don't care how you do it.
Just get it fixed.
665
00:30:21,300 --> 00:30:22,520
- Hey, hey.
- Thank you.
666
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,050
Uh, what was that all about?
667
00:30:24,060 --> 00:30:26,020
Ah, some people just need to
be reminded of their power.
668
00:30:26,030 --> 00:30:27,720
If we're gonna make
that spin-off money,
669
00:30:27,730 --> 00:30:30,130
she's got to come through.
670
00:30:30,130 --> 00:30:31,530
Oh.
671
00:30:31,530 --> 00:30:33,730
Hey, why don't you, uh...
672
00:30:33,730 --> 00:30:35,370
Why don't you check her out?
673
00:30:35,370 --> 00:30:37,120
Make sure she got the message.
674
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:38,400
Okay.
675
00:30:39,910 --> 00:30:43,070
Whew.
676
00:30:46,810 --> 00:30:49,210
Are you okay?
677
00:30:50,330 --> 00:30:53,750
You need to pull
your shit together.
678
00:30:53,750 --> 00:30:56,090
Excuse me?
679
00:30:56,090 --> 00:30:57,970
I mean, what is wrong with you?
680
00:30:57,970 --> 00:30:59,670
You used to be like a shark.
681
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,790
Dead eyes, no
emotion, no weakness.
682
00:31:01,790 --> 00:31:03,090
- And now look at you.
- I'm sorry.
683
00:31:03,100 --> 00:31:04,730
Are you honestly
taking his side?
684
00:31:04,730 --> 00:31:06,730
Because the guy basically tried
to drive me off a cliff.
685
00:31:06,730 --> 00:31:09,680
- Oh, please.
- Holy crap.
686
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:10,820
- That's a nice ring.
- Yeah.
687
00:31:10,820 --> 00:31:11,990
Yeah.
688
00:31:11,990 --> 00:31:13,740
Chet and I are together now,
689
00:31:13,740 --> 00:31:15,990
so you need to suck it
up and do your job.
690
00:31:15,990 --> 00:31:19,330
Yeah, right. Which is what, exactly?
I just want to clarify.
691
00:31:19,330 --> 00:31:21,250
You want me to go into Adam's room
and convince him to do something
692
00:31:21,250 --> 00:31:22,610
that he doesn't
want to do, right?
693
00:31:22,620 --> 00:31:26,030
Hell, yeah. Since
when is that news?
694
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:27,780
Okay, how would you
like me to do it?
695
00:31:27,790 --> 00:31:29,450
Because you've taken
away his winery.
696
00:31:29,460 --> 00:31:31,870
You've turned it into the
"Everlasting" theme park.
697
00:31:31,870 --> 00:31:34,210
And now you're asking me
to get him back on board
698
00:31:34,210 --> 00:31:35,790
with his family,
whom he loathes,
699
00:31:35,790 --> 00:31:38,460
and, quite honestly, they're
not crazy about him, either.
700
00:31:38,460 --> 00:31:41,180
Why are you letting Adam
get up all in your vag?
701
00:31:41,180 --> 00:31:43,650
He's a prop, Rachel.
702
00:31:45,270 --> 00:31:49,940
Because maybe I'm just sick of
being a manipulative bitch.
703
00:31:49,940 --> 00:31:51,280
Oh.
704
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,110
Well, let me tell
you, sweetheart,
705
00:31:54,110 --> 00:31:56,830
there's no sense fighting that.
706
00:31:56,830 --> 00:31:58,620
That's who we are.
707
00:32:01,950 --> 00:32:03,950
Where are you going?
708
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:08,630
To be a manipulative bitch.
709
00:32:08,630 --> 00:32:09,930
No means no.
710
00:32:09,930 --> 00:32:11,800
Unless it gets you
something you want.
711
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,130
Which is?
712
00:32:13,130 --> 00:32:15,470
Which is your vineyard...
Adam Cromwell Winery.
713
00:32:15,470 --> 00:32:17,940
Fat chance. It's the "Everlasting"
spa and resort now.
714
00:32:17,940 --> 00:32:20,020
Not if you tell Chet you're
gonna do "Royal Love".
715
00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:24,810
But only as "Royal Renovations".
716
00:32:24,810 --> 00:32:26,480
Okay, you cut a
deal for the show,
717
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,280
and you insist that they
shoot it at the vineyard.
718
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,860
And we spend the entire
season renovating it
719
00:32:29,870 --> 00:32:31,370
and putting it online,
720
00:32:31,370 --> 00:32:33,370
and you are not gonna commit
721
00:32:33,370 --> 00:32:35,650
unless you get the vineyard
back at the end of the year.
722
00:32:35,650 --> 00:32:37,370
I am talking about the
classy Cromwell one.
723
00:32:37,370 --> 00:32:39,910
I'm not talking about the
cheesy "Everlasting" one.
724
00:32:39,910 --> 00:32:42,580
And I know that it's
another year of your life,
725
00:32:42,580 --> 00:32:45,500
but at the end of it, you
get everything you want.
726
00:32:45,500 --> 00:32:46,910
Okay, tell me.
727
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,250
Tell me that that's not
gonna impress your father.
728
00:32:49,250 --> 00:32:51,890
It's actually not a bad idea.
729
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,170
But getting married
on reality TV?
730
00:32:55,170 --> 00:32:56,510
No, just forget it.
731
00:32:56,510 --> 00:32:58,810
Okay. So you pick Anna.
732
00:32:58,910 --> 00:33:02,510
You propose to her, and
then you just put it off.
733
00:33:02,510 --> 00:33:04,980
So she's your fiancée for one year.
Big deal.
734
00:33:04,980 --> 00:33:07,070
You spend a year of your
life with some beautiful,
735
00:33:07,070 --> 00:33:08,990
smart, sexy woman, and...
736
00:33:08,990 --> 00:33:11,190
You know, when the show's over,
737
00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:14,020
you can... you can do
whatever you want.
738
00:33:14,030 --> 00:33:15,410
No marriage.
739
00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:17,110
Not unless you want to.
740
00:33:17,110 --> 00:33:19,660
Okay. So let's say
I was interested.
741
00:33:19,670 --> 00:33:22,200
- Mm-hmm.
- What would I need to do?
742
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,340
You just got to get Anna back.
743
00:33:27,210 --> 00:33:29,710
Right.
744
00:33:32,710 --> 00:33:34,340
Madison!
745
00:33:34,350 --> 00:33:35,930
This might qualify as coffee
746
00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:38,350
from whatever fly-over
state you came out of,
747
00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:40,550
but there is no way I'm drinking
this hillbilly monkey piss,
748
00:33:40,550 --> 00:33:43,640
so get your butt down to the
corner and get me a real latte.
749
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,810
I got it.
750
00:33:46,810 --> 00:33:50,060
Word of advice... don't
roll over for Quinn.
751
00:33:50,060 --> 00:33:51,360
She likes the pushback.
752
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,480
I mean, don't... don't
be disrespectful,
753
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,480
but get in the ring,
have a little fun.
754
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:59,320
I'm... I'm not scared of Quinn,
if that's what you mean.
755
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:01,820
Mm. Guess that's why you flinch
every time she talks, huh?
756
00:34:01,820 --> 00:34:04,840
I don't really care how
Quinn talks to me.
757
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,380
I have wanted to be
in this business
758
00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:11,210
ever since I was a little
girl, and here I am doing it.
759
00:34:11,220 --> 00:34:13,170
Glamorous life of a P.A., huh?
760
00:34:13,170 --> 00:34:15,420
For now.
761
00:34:17,340 --> 00:34:20,140
Hey.
762
00:34:20,140 --> 00:34:22,340
Hey. Hi. Hi.
763
00:34:22,340 --> 00:34:23,760
Um, so...
764
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:27,010
I broke up with Lizzie.
765
00:34:27,420 --> 00:34:30,900
You what? Are you serious?
766
00:34:30,900 --> 00:34:33,070
Are you gonna... are you okay?
767
00:34:33,070 --> 00:34:35,470
Yeah, Rach, I'm more than okay.
768
00:34:35,470 --> 00:34:37,610
You know, I was just sick
of ignoring the obvious.
769
00:34:37,610 --> 00:34:39,610
What obvious?
770
00:34:39,610 --> 00:34:41,450
It's you.
771
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:46,170
I just... I don't...
772
00:34:46,170 --> 00:34:48,670
I'm not even sure...
773
00:35:00,050 --> 00:35:02,850
You sure now?
774
00:35:03,850 --> 00:35:05,220
Okay, people... two minutes.
775
00:35:05,220 --> 00:35:06,640
Two minutes.
776
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:10,470
After wrap, meet
me in your truck.
777
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:13,980
Seriously, it's gonna be good.
778
00:35:13,980 --> 00:35:15,450
- Yeah.
- I promise.
779
00:35:20,870 --> 00:35:23,370
Okay, guys, here we go!
Places, please!
780
00:35:23,370 --> 00:35:24,570
And action!
781
00:35:24,570 --> 00:35:25,990
Good evening, and welcome.
782
00:35:25,990 --> 00:35:27,990
It's a sad night
here at the mansion,
783
00:35:27,990 --> 00:35:29,990
as one of our four
remaining contestants
784
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,250
- will be leaving us...
- I'm sorry to interrupt you, uh, Graham...
785
00:35:32,250 --> 00:35:34,660
but there's something, um, I
would like to get off my chest
786
00:35:34,670 --> 00:35:36,800
before the elimination,
if that's all right.
787
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:39,670
Of course, Adam, yes.
What is it?
788
00:35:39,670 --> 00:35:42,510
Uh, Anna, my behavior on our
date today was inexcusable,
789
00:35:42,510 --> 00:35:44,840
and I was wondering if we might
have a moment alone together
790
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:46,060
before the ceremony.
791
00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:48,350
Yeah, of course.
792
00:35:48,350 --> 00:35:50,510
Okay.
793
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,100
"A" cam, stay with Anna.
794
00:35:52,100 --> 00:35:55,520
And Adam on "B" cam go wide, please?
Thank you.
795
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,670
I am sorry about today.
796
00:36:10,670 --> 00:36:13,790
I was upset, and I
wanted you to know
797
00:36:13,790 --> 00:36:15,840
that it had nothing
to do with you.
798
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,880
It's, uh...
799
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:24,550
It's just overwhelming
sometimes...
800
00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:26,050
Trying to remember who I am
801
00:36:26,050 --> 00:36:28,520
and what I want in the
middle of all this, and...
802
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,790
It's easy to forget
803
00:36:29,790 --> 00:36:33,060
that I actually have real
feelings and desires.
804
00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:35,310
And what's crazy
805
00:36:35,310 --> 00:36:37,730
is that I know that you
and I have a connection.
806
00:36:37,730 --> 00:36:41,900
And I... I'd really like to
take the time to explore that.
807
00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:43,320
So would I.
808
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:45,370
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
809
00:36:45,370 --> 00:36:49,370
Let's do that.
810
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,920
Chet, look at this. Look...
811
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:08,760
Oh. Uh, Chet?
812
00:37:50,380 --> 00:37:52,630
Have you made your choice, Adam?
813
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:56,920
Yes, I have.
814
00:38:15,270 --> 00:38:17,020
Can't say I'm shocked.
815
00:38:17,030 --> 00:38:20,440
This entire show has been an
obscene waste of my time.
816
00:38:23,870 --> 00:38:25,200
Well...
817
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,750
That's the last of my girls.
818
00:38:27,950 --> 00:38:30,300
- I'm out. Bye-bye, Jay.
819
00:38:30,310 --> 00:38:31,090
Sorry, buddy.
820
00:38:31,090 --> 00:38:33,260
Bye, Jay.
821
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:38,300
See you next season, chica.
822
00:38:45,860 --> 00:38:48,140
Mm.
823
00:38:48,140 --> 00:38:52,440
Try not to blow
anything up, okay?
824
00:39:37,990 --> 00:39:39,910
- Hey.
- Tell me that one later.
825
00:39:39,910 --> 00:39:41,190
Yeah, okay.
826
00:39:41,190 --> 00:39:43,110
All right. Hey.
827
00:39:43,810 --> 00:39:47,930
Hi. You were right.
828
00:39:47,930 --> 00:39:48,830
Me?
829
00:39:48,830 --> 00:39:51,020
We should get married
as soon as we can...
830
00:39:51,020 --> 00:39:52,720
As soon as the
papers come through.
831
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:56,210
Us, Vegas, Elvis impersonator.
832
00:39:56,210 --> 00:39:57,710
Let's do it.
833
00:39:57,710 --> 00:39:59,840
That's amazing. Yes!
834
00:40:08,170 --> 00:40:10,390
Hey.
835
00:40:10,390 --> 00:40:12,670
- Hey.
- Do you need something?
836
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:13,940
Uh, no.
837
00:40:13,940 --> 00:40:16,980
I just wanted to come by
and see that you were...
838
00:40:16,980 --> 00:40:18,360
Okay with everything.
839
00:40:18,370 --> 00:40:20,580
Yeah, like a dog with two tails.
840
00:40:20,580 --> 00:40:23,090
Gonna get everything I
ever wanted, right?
841
00:40:24,020 --> 00:40:27,890
Yeah, well, it seems like things
went really well with Anna.
842
00:40:27,890 --> 00:40:30,310
Yeah. It did. She's...
she's lovely.
843
00:40:30,310 --> 00:40:32,230
But we've been on two
dates, and what...
844
00:40:32,230 --> 00:40:34,780
We're gonna commit to each
other for an entire year...
845
00:40:34,780 --> 00:40:37,650
- Adam, come on.
- What if I find out she drives me insane?
846
00:40:37,750 --> 00:40:40,520
Or I her. What're
we gonna do then?
847
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:42,610
Just fake it for a year?
848
00:40:42,610 --> 00:40:43,160
You know something?
849
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:44,910
It's not even about feeling
anything or faking it.
850
00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:46,830
It's just about getting
what you want.
851
00:40:46,830 --> 00:40:51,080
What if I can't have
what I truly want?
852
00:41:00,050 --> 00:41:01,310
♪ First kiss ♪
853
00:41:01,310 --> 00:41:02,510
Rach.
854
00:41:02,510 --> 00:41:04,480
♪ Taste the barrel of the gun ♪
855
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:07,900
Rach.
856
00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:17,190
♪ Sigh ♪
857
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:31,460
♪ Sigh ♪
858
00:41:31,460 --> 00:41:35,300
♪ Sigh ♪