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Minions.
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Minions have been on this planet
far longer than we have.
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They go by many names.
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Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike.
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Oh, that one is Norbert.
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He's an idiot.
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They're all different.
But they all share the same goal.
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To serve the most despicable master
they could find.
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BOSS!
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Making their master happy was the
tribe's very reason for existence.
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But that's not to say that
they didn't have other passions.
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- Look. It's a banana.
- Move over.
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It's a banana.
Ha-hah-ha.
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Yum yum.
Huh?
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Finding a Boss was easy.
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But keeping a Boss...
therein lies the problem
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Whoa!
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Oh.
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I am... oaf.
Aw.
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Nope,
it wasn't easy for these guys.
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But they never gave up.
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With the emergence of the stone age
came the rise of a new species.
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Man was very different
from the dinosaur.
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He was shorter, hairier
and way, way smarter.
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The minions took an instant liking to
Man and helped him as best they could.
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Oh, no no...
Here. A present.
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- This?
- Yes yes yes.
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For hitting.
Ut-ut.
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Aw!
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Poor man. So trusting, so
fragile, so-so delicious.
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Their quest for a boss put the minions front and center
for some of the civilization most historic moments.
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Ancient Egypt held great promise.
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Okay!
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But it didn't last long.
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Hmm.
Oh.
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Here.
Yup.
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Aw!
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The dark ages
were actually fun times.
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Their new master had a tendency
to party all night and sleep all day.
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Ahem.
Yoo-hoo.
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[Happy Anniversary]
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Oh.
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Oh, eventually the party is over.
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Achoo.
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They bounce from
one evil master to another.
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But they never seemed
to find their perfect fit.
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One particular employer took
their failure very very badly.
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The Minions had no other choice
but to keep moving.
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And then,
when all hopes seem lost.
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They found sanctuary.
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The Minions were safe.
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Years passed as the Minions
forged their own civilization.
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They truly made a life
for themselves.
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But something just wasn't right.
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They felt empty inside. Without
a master, they had no purpose.
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They became aimless
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and depressed.
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If this continue any longer,
the Minions would perish.
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But all was not lost,
for one Minion had a plan.
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His name was Kevin.
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He was excited to share
his idea with the tribe.
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He'd been preparing for
days, weeks, months.
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But now he was ready...
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Kevin would leave the cave,
go back to the outside world
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and he would not return until he had found his
tribe the biggest baddest villain deserved.
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But he needed help.
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Me! Me.
Choose me.
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- Bob was eager to go.
- Kevin?
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But Kevin felt he was just not strong
enough for the dangerous journey ahead.
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Uh no.
One other Minion!
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Me.
Choose me.
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Me! Choose me!
Aw.
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Me!
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Come, choose me.
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Luckily someone stepped up.
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- Huh?
- Stuart! Come here.
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Huh. Me? Me?
Oh, thank you.
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Truth be told. Stuart had no idea
what he was chose for.
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Huh!
Wh-Why?
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But was thrilled that
people cheered for him.
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One more!
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ME!
I am strong.
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See here.
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See!
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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Uh... okay.
One more.
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Kevin.
Choose me.
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Please.
Choose me, Kevin.
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- Come here.
- Yeah! Ha ha.
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Eventually, Bob's
energy and enthusiasm
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but mostly lack of other volunteers
changed Kevin's mind.
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- Kumbaya!
- Kumbaya!
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Kumbaya.
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Big boss!
Big boss!
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The tribe said their farewells.
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Kevin had given them something
they haven't had in a long time.
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- Hope.
- Kevin.
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Bob.
(Big boss! Big boss!)
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Hey.
Tony, good luck to you.
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Tom.
Take care.
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And Chris.
See you later.
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- Hey Bob, you coming.
- Yes, yes.
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Big boss!
Big boss!
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Bye bye.
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Kevin felt pride. He was going
to be the one to save his tribe.
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Stuart felt, hungry mostly.
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He was going to be the one
to eat this banana.
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- And Bob
- Oh.
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Bob was frightened of
the journey ahead.
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And they were off.
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Off, to find their new boss.
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New York 1968
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- Oh, look at that one.
- Whoa!
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Whoa.
Look at that one.
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- Peace!
- Make love, not war!
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Peace to the world.
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The store is now closing.
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- Hey, what are you doing?
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
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- Bob, where you?
- Get away from that.
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Oh, Kevin.
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And welcome back to
the Dating Game.
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Well Jennifer.
Have you decided
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which of these 3 gentlemen,
you'll go on a date with?
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- Is it Bob?
- Yeah. Go Bob.
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- Kevin.
- Look, it's Kevin.
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- Or will it be Stuart?
- Oh. Yo, Stuart.
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Gosh. This is so hard.
They all sounded so cute.
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I think I'm going to go with...
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V... N... C...
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You're watching the top secret
Villain Network Channel.
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If you tell anyone,
we'll find you.
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Sponsored by Villain-Con.
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For 89 years straight. The biggest
gathering of criminals anywhere.
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Attend guest lectures
from esteem villains.
135
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Make contacts in the
underworld community.
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And, for the first time anywhere,
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Scarlet Overkill!
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Evil.
So evil.
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- Criminal genius.
- Hey. Girl's got to make a living.
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- Move aside, men.
- Make way.
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00:16:27,688 --> 00:16:30,014
- There's a new bad man in town.
- Excuse me.
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And that man is a woman.
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00:16:33,678 --> 00:16:38,461
- Crime isn't ready.
- It's red hot.
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00:16:38,967 --> 00:16:41,374
Get to Villain-Con this weekend.
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Only at 545 Points Avenue,
Orlando, Florida.
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So much fun, it's a crime.
Heh-heh-heh.
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- Villain-Con, Orlando.
- Woo hoo.
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Ha-ha-ha.
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[NEW YORK]
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Oh yeah, far out.
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Welcome to Wayne, buddy.
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Oh, Walter look. These adorable little
freaks are heading to Orlando too.
153
00:19:32,367 --> 00:19:34,866
Yeah, I see that.
Hey, Walter Junior.
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00:19:34,891 --> 00:19:36,713
- What's happening?
- Tina.
- Hi.
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Pinkie. What do you say
we give these fellows a ride?
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- New friends.
- All aboard the Nelson Express.
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You, one eye,
You're sitting next to me.
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Glad we came along before
some weirdos picked you up.
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00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:03,305
Who wants apple slices?
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00:20:05,542 --> 00:20:06,692
Oh, you too.
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00:20:06,717 --> 00:20:11,803
Growing of a... boy like...
creatures need their strength.
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00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:15,567
Yeah.
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Thanks, man.
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00:20:18,603 --> 00:20:21,145
Alrighty.
Who needs to stretch their legs?
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- Yeah!
- Me me me.
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00:20:22,737 --> 00:20:25,059
You wait right here.
We'll be right back.
167
00:20:25,084 --> 00:20:28,197
Okay, Nelsons.
Let's do this.
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Go.
Go go go.
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00:20:41,777 --> 00:20:44,367
Okey dokey, on the road again.
170
00:20:52,289 --> 00:20:56,109
Dad, we got company.
It's because I tripped the alarm.
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- I stink.
- Hey.
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00:20:57,584 --> 00:21:01,536
We all make mistakes, sugar plum.
You're still learning.
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Whoa.
What!
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00:21:03,865 --> 00:21:05,907
- Your father's right, Tina.
- Reload.
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00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,440
- He wasn't this good at being evil overnight.
- Reload.
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00:21:08,465 --> 00:21:10,510
Your time is coming.
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00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:14,259
Ah, it's jammed.
178
00:21:18,595 --> 00:21:19,950
Huh?
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00:21:49,070 --> 00:21:52,205
- Okay, who did that?
- It's Stuart.
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00:21:52,230 --> 00:21:54,646
- But but.
- That was great.
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00:21:54,671 --> 00:21:56,834
Ha ha ha.
Thank you.
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00:21:57,972 --> 00:22:01,372
Say, fellows.
Can I get personal for a second?
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00:22:01,397 --> 00:22:05,390
Why are you going to Orlando?
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00:22:06,305 --> 00:22:10,313
Come on, you can tell us, You're
going to Villain-Con, aren't you?
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00:22:10,338 --> 00:22:11,602
Yes, Villain-Con.
186
00:22:11,627 --> 00:22:13,237
Villain-Con.
187
00:22:13,262 --> 00:22:15,791
Wow, so many bad guys in the car.
188
00:22:15,816 --> 00:22:17,864
- What fun.
- I knew it.
189
00:22:17,889 --> 00:22:19,923
I knew you were villains.
Didn't I, honey?
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00:22:19,948 --> 00:22:22,700
What a small world.
Hope we're not in rival gangs.
191
00:22:22,725 --> 00:22:24,599
Heh heh heh.
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00:22:24,822 --> 00:22:26,290
Pinkie, don't.
193
00:22:26,315 --> 00:22:28,026
Baby, huh?
194
00:23:27,837 --> 00:23:32,152
When we get to Orlando, I'm going to get
my favorite villains to sign my magazine.
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00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:35,220
Dumo the Sumo.
196
00:23:35,991 --> 00:23:41,111
Oh, Kevin! You don't want to work
for him. He ate his last henchman.
197
00:23:41,313 --> 00:23:45,564
Frankie Fishlips.
He lives in the ocean.
198
00:23:46,021 --> 00:23:47,021
Uh.
199
00:23:47,053 --> 00:23:50,521
- Can you breathe under water?
- So so.
200
00:23:50,553 --> 00:23:53,782
Oh oh oh.
Look at her, Scarlet Overkill.
201
00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:56,826
The coolest supervillain, like ever.
202
00:23:56,850 --> 00:24:00,384
She started out as your average
little girl. Bracers, pig tails.
203
00:24:00,409 --> 00:24:04,960
But, by the time she was 13,
She built a criminal empire.
204
00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:09,396
If I was a Minion,
that's who I would work for.
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00:24:11,178 --> 00:24:16,227
- Here we are, a beautiful Orlando.
- Yeah, we're here!
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00:24:18,966 --> 00:24:22,177
Orlando!
[Coming soon!]
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00:24:30,106 --> 00:24:32,767
[BAIT SHOP]
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00:24:33,479 --> 00:24:35,520
Hey gang, watch this.
209
00:24:35,903 --> 00:24:39,105
Welcome to the bait shop,
how can I help you?
210
00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:40,917
Yeah, hi.
211
00:24:41,529 --> 00:24:45,782
We are here for so much fun,
It's a crime,
212
00:25:05,232 --> 00:25:06,372
Woo-hoo.
Yeh!
213
00:25:06,397 --> 00:25:09,885
We're at Villain-Con.
We're at Villain-Con!
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00:25:10,504 --> 00:25:12,682
LUV.2.ROB
NEW YORK
215
00:25:13,083 --> 00:25:15,027
Alright, here we go.
216
00:25:15,052 --> 00:25:19,551
Well, this is it. I want to tell you
and I really I mean this.
217
00:25:19,576 --> 00:25:23,183
I'm really appreciate what you did
back there with the cops. Really.
218
00:25:23,208 --> 00:25:25,955
Dad! It's Frankie Fishlips.
219
00:25:25,980 --> 00:25:28,992
- I can smell him from here!
- Junior, get my camera.
220
00:25:29,017 --> 00:25:31,108
Good luck in there, boys.
221
00:25:31,133 --> 00:25:33,148
I hope you find what
you are looking for.
222
00:25:33,173 --> 00:25:35,325
- Yeah, bye.
- Bye.
223
00:25:36,944 --> 00:25:39,168
- And here comes Villain-Con!
- Ha ha.
224
00:25:39,193 --> 00:25:42,832
- Yeah!
- Villain-Con.
- Ya-hoo.
225
00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:54,521
Any evil talents?
226
00:25:55,505 --> 00:25:57,021
Not bad.
227
00:25:57,046 --> 00:26:00,322
What about you?
Any evil talents?
228
00:26:01,086 --> 00:26:04,754
Hello. La la la.
La la la. Eh?
229
00:26:04,779 --> 00:26:07,998
That's not evil, or a talent.
230
00:26:14,763 --> 00:26:18,858
Hello!
Laa! Ha ha.
231
00:26:18,883 --> 00:26:19,933
No?
232
00:26:19,958 --> 00:26:23,699
I'm sorry, but I'm not looking
for any more servants.
233
00:26:23,724 --> 00:26:26,162
Because I, Professor Flux,
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00:26:26,187 --> 00:26:29,949
have invented the
world's first Time machine,
235
00:26:29,974 --> 00:26:36,261
Every time I visit the future, I bring
my future self back to help me.
236
00:26:36,286 --> 00:26:37,954
Hello.
237
00:26:38,977 --> 00:26:42,682
Who's that over there,
Professor Flux from 2 weeks from now?
238
00:26:42,707 --> 00:26:46,176
As you can see,
I don't need any help.
239
00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:52,056
Oh. Way to go, guys.
We killed the original.
240
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:55,460
- Huh!
- Aw!
241
00:26:55,485 --> 00:26:57,123
Shit.
242
00:26:59,881 --> 00:27:02,973
Villain-Con,
I present our keynote speaker.
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Scarlet Overkill. The world's
first female supervillain.
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Appearing right now in Hall 8.
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00:27:18,638 --> 00:27:23,151
Are you ready?
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00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:28,594
Go.
Scarlet Overkill.
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00:27:30,008 --> 00:27:31,231
Ha.
248
00:27:31,256 --> 00:27:34,889
Doesn't it feel so good
to be bad?
249
00:27:34,914 --> 00:27:38,695
- Scarlet. Scarlet.
- Hu-hu-hu.
250
00:27:42,316 --> 00:27:44,432
Ha-ha-ha...
251
00:28:05,742 --> 00:28:08,713
Wow.
Thank you.
252
00:28:09,857 --> 00:28:12,488
Thank you so much.
253
00:28:12,794 --> 00:28:15,876
Okay.
Shh shh shh.
254
00:28:17,281 --> 00:28:25,021
When I started out, people said a woman could
never rob a bank as well as a man. Well.
255
00:28:25,588 --> 00:28:28,614
Time's changed.
256
00:28:28,695 --> 00:28:30,317
I love you, Scarlet!
257
00:28:30,342 --> 00:28:35,451
Look at all those faces out there,
we are all so different.
258
00:28:35,476 --> 00:28:37,770
But we have
one thing in common.
259
00:28:37,795 --> 00:28:41,367
We were born with flippers.
260
00:28:42,097 --> 00:28:44,931
No?
Just me?
261
00:28:45,228 --> 00:28:46,339
Okay.
262
00:28:46,707 --> 00:28:52,469
We have big dreams, and we will
do anything to make them come true.
263
00:28:52,494 --> 00:29:00,033
Have any of you ever dreamt of working for
the greatest supervillain of all time?
264
00:29:02,305 --> 00:29:04,579
Heh-heh-heh.
Well.
265
00:29:04,604 --> 00:29:11,054
What if I were to tell you, that I
am looking for a new henchman!
266
00:29:13,836 --> 00:29:21,310
I truly believe somewhere out there is a
villain with the potential to serve greatness.
267
00:29:21,335 --> 00:29:25,075
- And it could be any of you.
- Whoa.
268
00:29:25,099 --> 00:29:27,450
Although let's not kid ourselves.
269
00:29:27,477 --> 00:29:32,870
Truly the man for this job
are Kevin and his Minions.
270
00:29:32,895 --> 00:29:35,664
10 times the evil and
half the package.
271
00:29:35,689 --> 00:29:37,533
I'm just in awe.
272
00:29:37,558 --> 00:29:42,782
Let's hear it for Kevin.
He saved his tribe!
273
00:29:42,807 --> 00:29:46,337
Kevin!
Kevin!
274
00:29:46,558 --> 00:29:49,075
- Kevin Kevin Kev...
- Hey, Kevin. Hey.
275
00:29:49,100 --> 00:29:50,336
Aw.
276
00:29:51,682 --> 00:29:55,216
So.
How should we do this?
277
00:29:55,241 --> 00:29:57,844
Hmm.
Oh.
278
00:29:57,869 --> 00:30:00,299
You see this tiny little trinket?
279
00:30:00,324 --> 00:30:02,863
Well, just take it from my hand
and you got the job.
280
00:30:02,888 --> 00:30:04,855
No big deal,
it's almost too simple.
281
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,313
Eh heh heh.
282
00:30:06,913 --> 00:30:11,171
Oh, come on, don't be afraid.
Just take the stone and get that job.
283
00:30:11,196 --> 00:30:13,699
- Come on.
- Oh, okay.
284
00:30:14,933 --> 00:30:18,198
- That job is my.
- Uhf.
285
00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:26,451
Now, go easy on me.
286
00:30:27,018 --> 00:30:28,509
Heh-heh-heh-
287
00:30:28,556 --> 00:30:29,883
Aw!
288
00:30:29,909 --> 00:30:32,511
Love the costume.
289
00:30:32,687 --> 00:30:34,004
Ha!
290
00:30:36,409 --> 00:30:38,815
So cool!
291
00:30:51,488 --> 00:30:54,678
Is no one good enough?
292
00:30:56,756 --> 00:30:58,580
Bob!
293
00:30:59,674 --> 00:31:01,309
Hi ya!
294
00:31:16,661 --> 00:31:18,192
Awk.
295
00:31:18,217 --> 00:31:21,045
Didn't my speech inspired anyone
296
00:31:21,070 --> 00:31:24,344
to rise up and prove
themselves worthy?
297
00:31:24,369 --> 00:31:28,282
All these villains, and yet
I still have the-bear.
298
00:31:28,307 --> 00:31:30,411
Stuffed bear.
Why am I holding a bear?
299
00:31:30,436 --> 00:31:33,375
- Oh.
- Who has the ruby?
300
00:31:39,956 --> 00:31:43,036
Wow.
Who-Who are you?
301
00:31:43,061 --> 00:31:47,010
My... knights
in shiny denim.
302
00:31:47,035 --> 00:31:50,031
- I'm Kevin. This is Stuart.
- Yo.
- And Bob.
303
00:31:50,056 --> 00:31:53,251
- Minions!
- That was incredible.
304
00:31:53,276 --> 00:31:57,341
Behold, the last creatures
you expect to win the day.
305
00:31:57,366 --> 00:31:59,612
The emerged victorious.
306
00:31:59,643 --> 00:32:02,435
Everyone, meet my new henchmen.
307
00:32:02,460 --> 00:32:04,490
The Minions!
308
00:32:04,515 --> 00:32:07,938
- Kumbaya! Ha ha!
- Kumbaya!
309
00:32:08,578 --> 00:32:10,591
Kumbaya!
310
00:32:10,616 --> 00:32:14,991
Hey! I know those guys.
I gave them a ride here.
311
00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:18,067
Woo.
Hoo-hoo-hoo.
312
00:32:19,614 --> 00:32:23,905
Buckle up, boys.
Next stop, England.
313
00:33:21,711 --> 00:33:24,574
Hello.
Hey, Kevin.
314
00:33:24,599 --> 00:33:27,903
Eh.
With Boss, in England.
315
00:33:42,215 --> 00:33:45,689
Oh. Uh... hello Kevin.
Did-Did you say England.
316
00:33:45,714 --> 00:33:47,266
Uh-huh.
The boss, yes.
317
00:33:47,291 --> 00:33:50,075
Scarlet Overkill.
Ah.
318
00:33:58,764 --> 00:34:00,346
Hello.
Hello?
319
00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:03,143
Oh. He hung up.
Hello.
320
00:34:11,989 --> 00:34:13,783
Wow.
321
00:34:22,490 --> 00:34:25,570
Here we go.
Come here.
322
00:34:25,595 --> 00:34:28,996
By the way.
I really like your bear.
323
00:34:29,021 --> 00:34:32,747
- Herb, my baby.
- You know I am.
324
00:34:32,772 --> 00:34:35,650
How did it go?
Were you evil?
325
00:34:35,675 --> 00:34:37,555
- So evil.
- Oh!
326
00:34:37,580 --> 00:34:40,937
A little bird dropped
this off today.
327
00:34:40,962 --> 00:34:43,877
I Missed You!
♥ H.
328
00:34:43,902 --> 00:34:46,314
It's me, I'm the "H".
329
00:34:46,339 --> 00:34:49,613
Also, there's no birds.
Also me.
330
00:34:49,637 --> 00:34:51,052
Herb, seriously.
331
00:34:51,077 --> 00:34:53,129
I want to dig up that
William Shakespeare,
332
00:34:53,154 --> 00:34:55,775
so he can see
what true writing is.
333
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,272
I love it.
334
00:34:57,312 --> 00:35:00,112
That works because I love you.
335
00:35:00,137 --> 00:35:03,550
Well, I love you too.
336
00:35:07,345 --> 00:35:10,471
Boys.
Could you come here please?
337
00:35:10,496 --> 00:35:17,544
Meet my husband, Herb.
Inventor, super genius, fox.
338
00:35:17,569 --> 00:35:19,820
Herb, these are the new recruits.
339
00:35:19,845 --> 00:35:24,047
Kevin, Stuart and
that cute little one is Bob.
340
00:35:24,599 --> 00:35:31,230
Right on. You guys are crazy little
and way yellow, and I digged that.
341
00:35:34,621 --> 00:35:36,603
Sweet, man.
342
00:35:41,083 --> 00:35:42,559
- Wow.
- Cool house.
343
00:35:42,584 --> 00:35:44,504
I know, right?
344
00:35:44,529 --> 00:35:48,679
Just a few thing I stole
to help fill the void.
345
00:35:53,775 --> 00:35:55,309
Checking out my can?
346
00:35:55,334 --> 00:35:56,715
We stole that because finally
347
00:35:56,747 --> 00:35:59,391
someone expressed my love
of soup in painting form.
348
00:35:59,416 --> 00:36:01,010
- Wow.
- Woo.
349
00:36:01,035 --> 00:36:05,520
Okay, listen up.
It is time to get down to business.
350
00:36:06,042 --> 00:36:07,872
Do you know who this is?
351
00:36:07,898 --> 00:36:09,756
Uh.
La cockroach?
352
00:36:09,781 --> 00:36:14,374
This is Queen Elizabeth,
ruler of England.
353
00:36:14,616 --> 00:36:18,395
I love England.
Their music, the fashion.
354
00:36:18,420 --> 00:36:21,755
I'm seriously thinking about
overthrowing it someday.
355
00:36:23,380 --> 00:36:26,968
Anyway. This pale drinking water
oversees it all.
356
00:36:26,993 --> 00:36:29,940
I'm her biggest fan,
loved her work.
357
00:36:29,965 --> 00:36:33,567
And I really really really
want her crown.
358
00:36:36,728 --> 00:36:40,137
Stealing the crown and
all your dreams come true.
359
00:36:40,162 --> 00:36:41,640
Respect!
360
00:36:41,665 --> 00:36:42,715
Power!
361
00:36:42,740 --> 00:36:44,552
Banana!
362
00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:46,685
Banana!
363
00:36:56,602 --> 00:36:58,642
Huh, Henry!
364
00:37:40,548 --> 00:37:42,095
No.
Oh oh, no.
365
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,665
Don't get too close, boys.
366
00:37:43,666 --> 00:37:46,278
When it's completed, it will
be my ultimate weapon. But.
367
00:37:46,303 --> 00:37:50,880
Right now, it's leaking radiation.
Like you would not believe.
368
00:37:51,995 --> 00:37:55,854
So you're here for gear.
369
00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:02,314
- Bob, Robert, Bobby my boy.
- Yes?
370
00:38:02,339 --> 00:38:06,544
You get my far out
stretch suit.
371
00:38:08,757 --> 00:38:11,527
Kevin, Kevo, Seventh Kevin.
372
00:38:11,552 --> 00:38:15,218
You are the proud owner
of my Lava Lamp gun.
373
00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:18,819
This baby shoots actual lava.
374
00:38:19,759 --> 00:38:21,176
Pretty cool, right?
375
00:38:21,201 --> 00:38:26,457
And finally, Stu, Stu-art,
Stuperman, Pitstu.
376
00:38:26,482 --> 00:38:29,851
I got you the coolest invention,
probably ever.
377
00:38:30,881 --> 00:38:33,246
Hypno hat!
378
00:38:39,467 --> 00:38:41,961
You can use it
to hypnotize anyone.
379
00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:43,323
Anyone!
380
00:38:43,348 --> 00:38:46,152
Oh, you look so great.
381
00:38:46,177 --> 00:38:50,139
I feel like a proud mama
with 3 dashing evil sons.
382
00:38:50,164 --> 00:38:52,797
Uh. Scarlet. Scarlet.
383
00:38:53,072 --> 00:38:56,128
No, no, don't say anything,
I wouldn't understand.
384
00:38:56,161 --> 00:39:00,839
It's getting late, you had a big day.
You must be exhausted.
385
00:39:04,417 --> 00:39:06,675
Wow.
He can sure bounce.
386
00:39:06,700 --> 00:39:11,706
Well, maybe I'll settle them down
with a bedtime story.
387
00:39:15,692 --> 00:39:17,369
How does that sound, Bob?
388
00:39:17,394 --> 00:39:19,796
Bob? Bob?
Bob!
389
00:39:19,821 --> 00:39:21,258
Oh.
Bedtime story?
390
00:39:21,283 --> 00:39:22,950
That, is a groovy idea,
391
00:39:22,975 --> 00:39:28,462
I'll go get some cookies and warm
milk. This is going to be so fun!
392
00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:30,063
And the bedtime story.
393
00:39:30,087 --> 00:39:34,892
Oh, yes, I've got a really really
good bedtime borey.
394
00:39:34,917 --> 00:39:39,965
Once upon a time
there were 3 little pigs.
395
00:39:40,577 --> 00:39:46,538
One fateful day, the pigs
encountered a big bad wolf,
396
00:39:47,547 --> 00:39:50,234
who had a wonderful
surprise for them,
397
00:39:50,259 --> 00:39:55,225
The wolf offered the 3 piggies and all
their friends a job working for her.
398
00:39:55,250 --> 00:39:58,479
Everyone would be so happy.
399
00:39:58,947 --> 00:40:02,583
All the 3 little piggies had to do
was just steal one little crown.
400
00:40:02,608 --> 00:40:08,238
That the beautiful wolf had wanted ever since
she was a penniless little street cub.
401
00:40:08,263 --> 00:40:12,041
Unloved and abandoned.
402
00:40:12,066 --> 00:40:15,633
But that crown would mean
she was a princess.
403
00:40:15,657 --> 00:40:17,860
And everybody loves the princess.
404
00:40:17,886 --> 00:40:20,988
So, the wolf sent the
piggies to get that crown.
405
00:40:22,636 --> 00:40:25,182
But the little piggies weren't
up to the challenge.
406
00:40:25,207 --> 00:40:27,464
They failed their mission.
407
00:40:27,496 --> 00:40:30,587
So the wolf huffed and puffed
408
00:40:30,612 --> 00:40:34,344
and she blew them off
the face of the earth.
409
00:40:39,751 --> 00:40:41,312
The End.
410
00:40:45,094 --> 00:40:48,776
Good luck getting the crown
tomorrow, little piggies.
411
00:40:49,586 --> 00:40:52,535
I know you won't disappoint me.
412
00:41:00,145 --> 00:41:02,330
Tower of London
413
00:41:02,356 --> 00:41:03,458
Tower of London - LONDON
414
00:41:18,166 --> 00:41:20,767
Hello.
3 please.
415
00:41:20,792 --> 00:41:23,755
You are not allowed
to enter without an adult.
416
00:41:23,780 --> 00:41:26,008
Scram, hooligans.
417
00:41:43,019 --> 00:41:45,676
How many tickets, please?
418
00:41:46,456 --> 00:41:48,318
3, please.
419
00:41:48,565 --> 00:41:51,486
1 please.
1.
420
00:41:56,711 --> 00:42:00,329
- Enjoy yourself, love.
- Thank you.
421
00:42:25,447 --> 00:42:29,233
Hey!
What are you doing here?
422
00:42:30,437 --> 00:42:32,837
This is a restricted area!
423
00:42:32,862 --> 00:42:34,864
Hands in the air!
424
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:37,089
Let me do it.
425
00:42:41,435 --> 00:42:43,211
Stop that!
426
00:42:45,664 --> 00:42:48,352
Get back!
427
00:44:04,211 --> 00:44:06,311
So.
428
00:44:06,336 --> 00:44:10,147
You came for the
queen's crown, did you?
429
00:44:10,172 --> 00:44:13,314
Well, you're gonna
have to get through me.
430
00:44:13,339 --> 00:44:16,542
The keeper!
Of the crown.
431
00:44:21,576 --> 00:44:26,020
You think it's funny
to mock the elderly, do ya?
432
00:44:27,190 --> 00:44:29,196
I've been up here for decades.
433
00:44:29,221 --> 00:44:34,798
Just waiting for someone to try
and steal the queen's treasure.
434
00:44:35,224 --> 00:44:37,497
Okay.
Me will do it.
435
00:44:38,589 --> 00:44:42,101
What are you saying?
And I don't care!
436
00:44:42,126 --> 00:44:44,232
Hee hee.
Ha ha ha.
437
00:44:47,157 --> 00:44:50,061
Oh no, you don't.
438
00:44:50,896 --> 00:44:53,071
Get out of the way.
439
00:45:34,656 --> 00:45:36,522
Hello.
440
00:45:56,546 --> 00:45:58,456
Hello.
441
00:45:58,481 --> 00:46:00,039
- Stop the bloke!
- Stop him, men!
442
00:46:00,064 --> 00:46:02,490
- To the legs.
- Freeze.
443
00:46:06,878 --> 00:46:08,206
Aw.
Manic.
444
00:46:08,231 --> 00:46:10,367
Kevin!
445
00:46:15,559 --> 00:46:17,730
The Queen's been kidnapped, Sgt.
446
00:46:17,755 --> 00:46:19,358
Blimey!
447
00:46:43,019 --> 00:46:46,286
- What's going on?
- Hello.
448
00:46:51,788 --> 00:46:57,179
Gentlemen do not steal
ladies' crowns!
449
00:47:13,346 --> 00:47:16,079
Oh, no no no...
450
00:47:19,682 --> 00:47:21,643
Oh-Oh dear!
451
00:47:35,061 --> 00:47:38,439
You scoundrel.
After them!
452
00:47:41,515 --> 00:47:42,001
Stop the blighter!
453
00:47:42,026 --> 00:47:44,285
- Stop the blighter!
- [SWORD IN THE STONE]
454
00:47:45,074 --> 00:47:47,082
You're surrounded.
455
00:48:03,003 --> 00:48:05,232
Oh, blimey!
456
00:48:05,371 --> 00:48:09,281
One of England's most famous myths
has become a reality.
457
00:48:09,425 --> 00:48:11,783
As a new king has been crowned.
458
00:48:11,808 --> 00:48:14,905
Bob, who appears to be
a bald jaundice child
459
00:48:14,930 --> 00:48:17,415
Has pulled the famed sword
right from it's stone
460
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:21,227
which legend dictates,
makes him the new king,
461
00:48:21,385 --> 00:48:24,135
Tiny yellow traitor!
462
00:48:37,393 --> 00:48:40,162
Ah-ha-ha.
England!
463
00:48:40,187 --> 00:48:43,676
England!
England!
464
00:48:43,919 --> 00:48:45,851
England.
465
00:48:47,614 --> 00:48:49,431
- England.
- England.
466
00:48:49,650 --> 00:48:51,399
- England.
- England.
467
00:49:38,580 --> 00:49:40,652
Hello, King Bob.
468
00:49:40,677 --> 00:49:43,220
Welcome to Buckingham Palace.
469
00:49:43,244 --> 00:49:45,067
Uh.
No.
470
00:49:45,093 --> 00:49:47,196
Oh.
What's the matter, Your Majesty?
471
00:49:47,221 --> 00:49:49,307
Whatever is bothering you,
we can make it right.
472
00:49:49,332 --> 00:49:52,280
- Just name it.
- Oh.
473
00:50:19,615 --> 00:50:21,329
King Bob!
474
00:50:21,354 --> 00:50:23,539
- Yeh!
- Hurrah!
475
00:50:23,564 --> 00:50:25,571
- King Bob!
- Yeh.
476
00:51:02,216 --> 00:51:04,217
King Bob!
477
00:51:14,811 --> 00:51:16,827
Whoa, wait.
478
00:51:26,833 --> 00:51:29,596
- Yee-ha!
- King Bob.
479
00:51:46,740 --> 00:51:48,467
Yes, King Bob.
480
00:51:50,854 --> 00:51:52,410
King Bob?
481
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:54,777
King Bob?
482
00:52:06,196 --> 00:52:08,233
Ball...
483
00:52:08,342 --> 00:52:11,006
How dare you.
Aw!
484
00:52:17,269 --> 00:52:18,538
Scarlet.
485
00:52:18,563 --> 00:52:22,265
Don't you Scarlet me.
You backstabbing little traitors!
486
00:52:22,290 --> 00:52:25,896
Using Herb's inventions
to steal my crown!
487
00:52:27,460 --> 00:52:29,810
I feel used not going to lie.
488
00:52:29,835 --> 00:52:32,525
You stole my dream.
489
00:52:32,550 --> 00:52:35,645
I was going to conquer
England some day.
490
00:52:35,670 --> 00:52:37,657
There was going
to be a coronation.
491
00:52:37,682 --> 00:52:40,292
And I was going
to be made queen,
492
00:52:40,317 --> 00:52:42,247
Every moment was planned.
493
00:52:42,272 --> 00:52:45,610
I would wear a dress
so sparkly and glowed.
494
00:52:45,635 --> 00:52:48,744
And everyone whoever doubted me
495
00:52:48,770 --> 00:52:52,971
Would be watching
and they would be crying.
496
00:52:52,996 --> 00:52:56,435
I was going to be the picture
of elegance and class!
497
00:52:56,460 --> 00:52:59,363
And you pinheads screwed it up!
498
00:52:59,388 --> 00:53:01,893
No no no.
The crown, for you.
499
00:53:02,244 --> 00:53:03,992
No, no no.
King Bob.
500
00:53:04,017 --> 00:53:06,785
You cannot just abdicate the throne.
501
00:53:06,810 --> 00:53:08,643
Who invited the square?
502
00:53:08,668 --> 00:53:12,297
And you definitely cannot just
give the job to this woman.
503
00:53:12,322 --> 00:53:14,028
There are laws.
504
00:53:14,053 --> 00:53:15,355
Laws?
505
00:53:22,938 --> 00:53:25,260
Bob King has official
changed the law.
506
00:53:25,285 --> 00:53:29,033
Clearing the way for Scarlet Overkill
to be crowned Queen of England,
507
00:53:29,058 --> 00:53:32,387
She will be coronated at London's
historic Westminster Abbey.
508
00:53:32,412 --> 00:53:33,810
If I'm wasn't so polite,
509
00:53:33,835 --> 00:53:36,423
I say this spells certain
doom for the country,
510
00:53:36,448 --> 00:53:37,902
If not, the world.
511
00:53:37,927 --> 00:53:41,684
But, I'm so very polite,
that I shall keep my mouth shut.
512
00:53:41,710 --> 00:53:44,619
But, seriously,
we are all in big trouble.
513
00:53:48,098 --> 00:53:50,646
I don't have time
to answer any questions.
514
00:53:50,671 --> 00:53:53,972
I'm just above and
beyond the call of duty.
515
00:53:53,997 --> 00:53:59,774
You are 3 tiny golden
pill shaped miracle workers.
516
00:53:59,799 --> 00:54:04,222
And you have stolen not just England,
but my heart.
517
00:54:04,256 --> 00:54:06,695
- Scarlet, over here.
- Over here.
518
00:54:08,209 --> 00:54:09,821
Pardon Me?
519
00:54:12,109 --> 00:54:14,982
Wow, so many.
520
00:54:15,007 --> 00:54:16,673
Good for you,
521
00:54:16,703 --> 00:54:20,302
Well.
You all get what you deserved.
522
00:54:51,690 --> 00:54:53,876
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
523
00:54:57,196 --> 00:54:58,726
Problem.
524
00:55:04,089 --> 00:55:06,261
I don't want you to
take this the wrong way.
525
00:55:06,286 --> 00:55:07,618
But I hate you.
526
00:55:07,643 --> 00:55:09,862
I thought I could
get over what you did.
527
00:55:09,887 --> 00:55:12,965
But I feel so betrayed.
528
00:55:12,990 --> 00:55:17,194
I think, yes, I think
we're gonna have to break up.
529
00:55:17,219 --> 00:55:19,537
And it's not you.
530
00:55:19,793 --> 00:55:21,001
Oh wait, hold on.
531
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:23,552
It is you.
It's a 100% you.
532
00:55:23,577 --> 00:55:25,084
Huh.
No no.
533
00:55:25,109 --> 00:55:29,448
So get comfortable, Minions.
Get real real comfortable.
534
00:55:29,473 --> 00:55:37,131
Because this is where you're going to spend
the rest of your worthless little lives.
535
00:55:38,527 --> 00:55:42,387
Alright, let's do this.
536
00:55:43,491 --> 00:55:47,906
Who's this handsome Herb fellow?
No, My name is Blerb.
537
00:55:47,931 --> 00:55:49,693
I'm a-a dungeon master.
538
00:55:49,718 --> 00:55:52,962
Prepared for torture, which I do.
539
00:55:53,862 --> 00:55:55,625
Alright, are we comfy?
540
00:55:55,650 --> 00:55:59,567
Doesn't matter.
This is torture.
541
00:56:05,165 --> 00:56:08,639
Wow, harder than I thought.
Next machine.
542
00:56:08,664 --> 00:56:14,354
Oh, welcome to hang town.
Population, you.
543
00:56:20,573 --> 00:56:23,336
Cut it that.
This is really unprofessional.
544
00:56:23,361 --> 00:56:24,811
No laughing in the dungeon,
545
00:56:24,836 --> 00:56:27,381
I want to see tears and
I want to hear screams.
546
00:56:27,406 --> 00:56:29,091
Or I'm gonna get..
547
00:56:29,116 --> 00:56:30,355
- Wait.
- Hey.
548
00:56:30,380 --> 00:56:33,460
Eww, I've got a groovy idea.
549
00:56:35,029 --> 00:56:37,963
Look at this.
Ah-ha-ha.
550
00:56:43,252 --> 00:56:46,540
Hello, the future King Herb Overkill.
551
00:56:46,565 --> 00:56:48,912
Please come upstairs to
prepare for the coronation.
552
00:56:48,937 --> 00:56:52,129
Well, I hope you learn
your lesson for today.
553
00:56:52,766 --> 00:56:58,568
And by the way, it was me,
Herb, the whole time.
554
00:56:59,413 --> 00:57:02,649
I don't even know
anyone named Blerb.
555
00:57:06,180 --> 00:57:11,415
I am hours away from becoming
the Queen of England.
556
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:13,224
I know, it's a gas.
557
00:57:13,249 --> 00:57:15,462
- I will finally get my crown.
- Yeah.
558
00:57:15,492 --> 00:57:16,916
It's all I ever wanted.
559
00:57:16,947 --> 00:57:20,088
I'm going to be so happy.
560
00:57:20,113 --> 00:57:23,200
But, let me ask you
something, Fabrice.
561
00:57:23,225 --> 00:57:27,394
Does that,
look like this to you?
562
00:57:28,627 --> 00:57:34,329
Mrs. Overkill, the hair in the
picture is just 2 wavy lines.
563
00:57:34,354 --> 00:57:37,265
So. So what now,
you're an art critic?
564
00:57:37,290 --> 00:57:40,180
I drew that when
I was 5 years old.
565
00:57:40,205 --> 00:57:42,305
Get out of my sight.
566
00:57:45,408 --> 00:57:47,380
Bye, Fabrice.
567
00:57:47,405 --> 00:57:50,143
I liked him, he was fun.
568
00:57:50,168 --> 00:57:51,808
So, what do you think
of the dress?
569
00:57:51,833 --> 00:57:53,937
Oh, it's so beautiful,
570
00:57:53,962 --> 00:57:58,499
so fashion forward,
so Valentino.
571
00:57:58,524 --> 00:58:01,116
Got the sweetheart neckline
because you're my sweetheart.
572
00:58:01,141 --> 00:58:05,293
The high colored and cinch waist
reflect a simpler more valentine.
573
00:58:05,318 --> 00:58:07,087
The material is a blend of taffeta
574
00:58:07,112 --> 00:58:08,902
and high density body armor.
575
00:58:08,927 --> 00:58:11,134
Fully armed and loaded.
576
00:58:11,660 --> 00:58:14,341
And they glow.
That's nuclear.
577
00:58:14,366 --> 00:58:17,035
Nice.
Just one more thing to do.
578
00:58:17,060 --> 00:58:19,316
Got to look good
for the public.
579
00:58:19,980 --> 00:58:22,892
- Do you mind?
- My pleasure.
580
00:58:23,962 --> 00:58:27,054
A little tighter, sweetie.
Come on, I can take it.
581
00:58:27,079 --> 00:58:29,006
A little tighter.
582
00:58:29,239 --> 00:58:30,720
Tighter.
583
00:58:31,252 --> 00:58:34,666
Must have tighter waist.
584
00:58:34,691 --> 00:58:37,145
Seems to work.
Seems to work.
585
00:58:37,297 --> 00:58:38,532
Losing feeling in my legs.
586
00:58:38,557 --> 00:58:41,009
Perfect.
Tight, tight tight tight.
587
00:58:46,871 --> 00:58:48,077
Bob, Stuart.
588
00:58:48,107 --> 00:58:49,737
- Huh?
- Help me.
589
00:58:49,762 --> 00:58:51,347
Lift up.
Lift up.
590
00:58:51,505 --> 00:58:53,370
Lift up.
Lift up.
591
00:58:54,465 --> 00:58:56,844
Help me.
Help me!
592
00:59:29,753 --> 00:59:31,613
[SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS]
593
00:59:31,638 --> 00:59:35,816
[SORRY SCARLET]
594
01:00:04,695 --> 01:00:06,687
I love you, Scarlet!
595
01:00:06,712 --> 01:00:11,069
Queen wave. Queen wave.
Queen waving.
596
01:00:19,196 --> 01:00:24,316
I'm so so excited. This is perfect.
Everyone looks so nice.
597
01:00:24,341 --> 01:00:28,550
Oh, you're just adorable.
598
01:00:29,464 --> 01:00:30,968
Oh.
Yes!
599
01:00:30,993 --> 01:00:33,212
And that music.
600
01:00:33,237 --> 01:00:36,153
Who is that organist?
She's good.
601
01:00:36,182 --> 01:00:38,162
Right?
She looks like an Edna.
602
01:00:38,187 --> 01:00:41,561
- Edna! You're very good.
- Who's that?
603
01:00:44,629 --> 01:00:47,704
Thanks for doing this, Padre.
Big fan.
604
01:00:47,733 --> 01:00:51,877
Come here, let me squeeze you.
You're so squishy.
605
01:01:55,486 --> 01:02:00,533
Will you to your power cause Law
and Justice, in Mercy,
606
01:02:28,139 --> 01:02:31,148
Do you Scarlet Overkill...
607
01:03:05,647 --> 01:03:12,608
I proclaim thee, Scarlet Overkill,
the Queen of England.
608
01:03:15,221 --> 01:03:16,830
Kevin.
609
01:03:23,733 --> 01:03:26,645
Scarlet. Scarlet.
My queen.
610
01:03:26,670 --> 01:03:29,096
Somebody help me!
611
01:03:30,314 --> 01:03:33,009
Come on, come on.
Lift on 2.
612
01:03:33,048 --> 01:03:35,618
1, 2...
613
01:03:47,954 --> 01:03:53,356
- Scarlet, you're okay.
- He tried to kill me!
614
01:03:54,439 --> 01:03:57,415
Guys. This is no
longer a coronation.
615
01:03:57,440 --> 01:04:00,116
It is an execution!
616
01:04:00,141 --> 01:04:02,288
Get them!
617
01:04:06,248 --> 01:04:10,167
Whoa Nelly!
Run fellows, run!
618
01:04:54,796 --> 01:04:56,890
You are mine.
619
01:05:15,956 --> 01:05:18,391
Hey.
I've got one.
620
01:06:06,967 --> 01:06:09,369
Mind the gap.
621
01:06:10,635 --> 01:06:13,004
Mind the gap.
622
01:06:16,151 --> 01:06:17,955
Mind the gap.
623
01:06:17,980 --> 01:06:20,039
Mind the gap.
624
01:06:30,603 --> 01:06:32,718
Now, what about this one.
625
01:06:32,743 --> 01:06:35,872
Why did the Queen
go to the dentist?
626
01:06:35,897 --> 01:06:39,815
To get her teeth crowned.
Ha-ha-ha.
627
01:06:40,586 --> 01:06:43,471
Tell us another one, Lizzie.
628
01:06:44,992 --> 01:06:47,031
Oh, it's you,
629
01:06:47,056 --> 01:06:52,245
Everyone, this is one of the little
fellows who stole the monarchy from me.
630
01:06:52,270 --> 01:06:55,595
And hows that
working out for you?
631
01:06:57,110 --> 01:07:00,822
Oh, yes yes. I saw what was
going on, on the telly.
632
01:07:01,209 --> 01:07:06,659
What was meant to be the coronation of
Scarlet Overkill has gone terribly wrong.
633
01:07:08,666 --> 01:07:12,239
Kevin. Kevin.
I know you're out there.
634
01:07:12,264 --> 01:07:17,488
You think you'd gotten away,
well, what do we have here?
635
01:07:17,795 --> 01:07:19,311
Bob?
Stuart?
636
01:07:19,336 --> 01:07:21,759
Which one shall I kill first?
637
01:07:21,784 --> 01:07:27,650
Little Bob. Stuart.
Bob. Stuart. Hmm.
638
01:07:27,675 --> 01:07:33,057
I will do it, Kevin,
if you're not back here by dawn.
639
01:07:33,082 --> 01:07:34,855
Oh my.
640
01:07:54,380 --> 01:07:56,563
There he is.
641
01:08:04,730 --> 01:08:06,819
Follow me.
642
01:08:18,799 --> 01:08:21,940
Harder.
It's just my head.
643
01:08:24,314 --> 01:08:27,983
This way. Go get him.
Go-go-go...
644
01:08:42,577 --> 01:08:44,086
[DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON ⇒]
645
01:08:45,028 --> 01:08:46,565
[DO NOT FLIP THIS SWITCH]
646
01:08:48,016 --> 01:08:49,752
[DO NOT PULL THIS LEVER!]
647
01:08:55,251 --> 01:08:57,773
[DO NOT BLOW IN THIS HOLE ⇒]
Ultimate weapon initiated.
648
01:08:57,798 --> 01:08:59,364
Activation in
649
01:08:59,389 --> 01:09:00,415
3.
650
01:09:00,440 --> 01:09:01,369
2.
651
01:09:01,394 --> 01:09:02,861
1.
652
01:09:31,534 --> 01:09:33,420
Hello.
653
01:09:42,313 --> 01:09:44,207
This is it, boys.
654
01:09:44,347 --> 01:09:46,564
Things do not look good for you.
655
01:09:46,589 --> 01:09:49,116
Oh.
And I'm keeping the bear.
656
01:09:49,943 --> 01:09:52,284
You're not going to need it
in where you're going.
657
01:09:52,368 --> 01:09:54,098
Heaven.
658
01:10:08,861 --> 01:10:12,843
Bye bye. Say bye bye, Bob.
Bye bye.
659
01:10:51,730 --> 01:10:54,744
Wait, what?
How did he?
660
01:10:54,782 --> 01:10:56,441
Hold my bear.
661
01:11:25,359 --> 01:11:26,872
So, that's your plan?
662
01:11:26,897 --> 01:11:31,310
Make yourself a bigger target?
Ha-ha-ha.
663
01:11:43,444 --> 01:11:46,419
YAH!
664
01:11:57,610 --> 01:11:59,269
Ha ha ha ha.
665
01:12:04,863 --> 01:12:06,265
And so help me.
666
01:12:06,291 --> 01:12:10,218
I never want to see another one of
your goofy buttered faces ever again!
667
01:12:10,243 --> 01:12:11,462
Scarlet!
Scarlet!
668
01:12:11,487 --> 01:12:12,680
What?
669
01:12:12,705 --> 01:12:14,124
Scarlet!
Scarlet!
670
01:12:14,149 --> 01:12:17,043
Oh, you got to be kidding me.
671
01:12:18,864 --> 01:12:22,898
Oh no, you don't.
Ha!
672
01:12:28,857 --> 01:12:31,689
And just for the record,
my little double eggs.
673
01:12:31,714 --> 01:12:36,200
You can thank Kevin for
what I'm about to do to you!
674
01:12:36,225 --> 01:12:39,174
Aw! Ou!
Ou.
675
01:12:46,976 --> 01:12:48,393
Tony!
Hey hey.
676
01:12:48,418 --> 01:12:50,878
Tom!
And Chris!
677
01:13:07,620 --> 01:13:09,472
Eww.
678
01:13:12,739 --> 01:13:14,138
Enough!
679
01:13:14,163 --> 01:13:19,333
This... ends... now...!
680
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:50,038
Ha-ha-ha, you imbecile.
Have fun exploding.
681
01:13:50,063 --> 01:13:51,989
Take me home...
682
01:13:52,014 --> 01:13:55,011
- What's the rush?
- Got to get out of here.
683
01:13:55,658 --> 01:13:59,326
Let... us... go!
684
01:14:02,095 --> 01:14:05,133
Whoa!
685
01:14:06,146 --> 01:14:09,063
No, no no no...
686
01:14:17,425 --> 01:14:20,521
KEVIN!
687
01:15:01,401 --> 01:15:02,909
Look!
688
01:15:32,105 --> 01:15:33,832
Ouch.
689
01:16:06,819 --> 01:16:08,977
Ladies and gentlemen.
690
01:16:09,002 --> 01:16:14,696
We are here today
to celebrate the Minions.
691
01:16:19,214 --> 01:16:23,373
The country owes you a
great debt of gratitude.
692
01:16:23,566 --> 01:16:29,265
Bob, you were a wise and
noble king for all of 8 hours.
693
01:16:29,290 --> 01:16:32,750
So for you,
I offer this tiny crown
694
01:16:32,775 --> 01:16:35,586
for your Teddy Bear, Tim.
695
01:16:36,497 --> 01:16:38,643
Thank you.
Thank you.
696
01:16:38,668 --> 01:16:40,431
Oh.
Very good, Bob.
697
01:16:40,457 --> 01:16:44,232
Oh...
Oh, spectacular!
698
01:16:44,257 --> 01:16:47,672
I'm so proud of you boys.
699
01:16:47,698 --> 01:16:50,197
- Oh, Stuart.
- Ah.
700
01:16:50,318 --> 01:16:56,699
For you, I have this beautiful,
super duper incredible
701
01:16:56,724 --> 01:16:58,700
snow globe.
702
01:17:00,704 --> 01:17:02,207
And, look look.
703
01:17:02,232 --> 01:17:04,627
Hours of excitement.
704
01:17:04,652 --> 01:17:09,300
Oh, ah. Yippee.
Thank you.
705
01:17:11,332 --> 01:17:15,368
Oh, Stuart.
We're just messing with you.
706
01:17:15,393 --> 01:17:19,237
Don't be mad at me.
It's was Kevin's idea.
707
01:17:20,699 --> 01:17:23,704
We have a much
better surprise for you.
708
01:17:23,729 --> 01:17:26,139
Here.
A Super Mega Ukulele.
709
01:17:26,164 --> 01:17:29,038
Wo-Wow.
Cool.
710
01:18:03,701 --> 01:18:05,245
Thank you.
711
01:18:05,426 --> 01:18:07,002
Right.
712
01:18:07,523 --> 01:18:10,285
And finally, Kevin.
713
01:18:12,459 --> 01:18:16,073
You are hero of the
highest order.
714
01:18:16,098 --> 01:18:21,056
For your bravery and valor,
I am knighting you.
715
01:18:21,081 --> 01:18:25,010
From here on out,
you are Sir Kevin.
716
01:18:25,346 --> 01:18:27,178
Well done.
717
01:18:36,832 --> 01:18:39,093
What a beautiful moment.
718
01:18:39,118 --> 01:18:41,208
- Kumbaya!
- Kumbaya!
719
01:18:41,233 --> 01:18:46,598
The nation and the world was
celebrating Kevin, Stuart, and Bob,
720
01:18:46,623 --> 01:18:48,814
that last few thousand years
weren't enough.
721
01:18:48,839 --> 01:18:54,063
No question but things were
finally going their way.
722
01:18:54,088 --> 01:18:57,684
Kevin had never been more proud.
723
01:18:57,709 --> 01:18:59,714
But something was missing.
724
01:18:59,739 --> 01:19:03,211
Ha ha, yes. Good show
Good show.
725
01:19:04,045 --> 01:19:07,158
My crown is gone.
It's gone!
726
01:19:07,183 --> 01:19:09,989
- Blimey!
- She lost the crown.
727
01:19:13,422 --> 01:19:15,611
Ha-ha-ha...
728
01:19:21,490 --> 01:19:23,100
They took everything from me.
729
01:19:23,125 --> 01:19:25,575
My castle.
My reputation.
730
01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:28,277
Things looked bleak, baby,
I'm not gonna lie.
731
01:19:28,302 --> 01:19:32,807
But now, at least,
I have my crown!
732
01:19:46,439 --> 01:19:49,242
Fellow, give me that back.
733
01:19:49,267 --> 01:19:52,432
No, I don't think so.
734
01:19:52,457 --> 01:19:55,823
You have no idea
who you are messing with.
735
01:19:55,848 --> 01:19:59,395
I'm the greatest
supervillain of all time.
736
01:19:59,845 --> 01:20:02,424
Oh, were you?
737
01:20:33,820 --> 01:20:40,044
Are you really going to allow that little
penguin to make off with my crown?
738
01:20:40,845 --> 01:20:45,415
Oh, Herb.
I'm done.
739
01:20:49,185 --> 01:20:52,072
For Me?
Oh.
740
01:20:52,097 --> 01:20:55,849
Yes, for you.
Bye bye.
741
01:20:55,874 --> 01:20:58,014
Big boss!
742
01:20:59,542 --> 01:21:04,057
And that is how the Minions
found their new boss.
743
01:21:04,082 --> 01:21:06,095
He was cunning.
He was evil.
744
01:21:06,120 --> 01:21:07,672
He was perfect.
745
01:21:07,697 --> 01:21:12,484
He was...
despicable.