1 00:00:00,322 --> 00:00:35,422 Improved By: Fidel33 Sub Upload Date: October 21, 2015 2 00:00:01,520 --> 00:00:05,127 (MINIONS SINGING "UNIVERSAL STUDIO'S THEME" IN MINIONESE) 3 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:28,043 (CHOKES) 4 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:29,485 (GRUNTS) 5 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:31,970 (GROANS) 6 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:38,126 (FOLK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 7 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:15,571 (MINIONS LAUGHING) 8 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:25,927 (MINIONS WHOOPING) 9 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:30,605 (YELLING) 10 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:34,003 (LAUGH AND CHATTER IN MINIONESE) 11 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:45,845 (GASPS) 12 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:47,371 NARRATOR: Minions. 13 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:51,925 Minions have been on this planet far longer than we have. 14 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:56,889 They go by many names. Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike. 15 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:58,964 (GASPS, YELLS) 16 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:00,883 Oh, that one is Norbert. 17 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:03,285 He's an idiot. 18 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:06,489 They're all different, but they all share the same goal. 19 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:07,561 (ALL GASP) 20 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:10,723 To serve the most despicable master they could find. 21 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:11,801 Boss! 22 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:13,644 (ROARS) 23 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:16,725 (ALL CHEERING) 24 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:20,722 Making their master happy was the tribe's very reason for existence. 25 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:24,925 But that's not to say that they didn't have other passions. 26 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:28,007 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 27 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,165 (LAUGHS) 28 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:34,241 Huh? 29 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:36,405 Finding a boss was easy. 30 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:37,845 (ALL SCREAMS) 31 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:40,924 But keeping a boss, therein lies the rub. 32 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,809 (ROARS) 33 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:50,010 (CHATTERING IN MINIONESE) 34 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:51,491 (ROARS) 35 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:53,726 (GRUNTS) 36 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:56,045 (GRUNTS NERVOUSLY) 37 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:58,081 (GASPS) 38 00:02:58,160 --> 00:02:59,161 (ALL YELLING) 39 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,488 (ALL GRUNTING) 40 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,285 (DINOSAUR GASPS) 41 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:07,085 (SIGHS) 42 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:08,207 (CHUCKLES) 43 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:09,361 (GROANS) 44 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:10,851 (ROARS) 45 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:12,486 (SCREAMING) 46 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:15,765 (ALL GASP) 47 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:20,565 (ALL CRYING) 48 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:22,207 (GROANS) 49 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:25,250 NARRATOR: Nope, it wasn't easy for these guys. 50 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:26,970 But they never gave up. 51 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,569 With the emergence of the Stone Age 52 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:32,883 came the rise of a new species. 53 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:35,691 Man was very different from the dinosaur. 54 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:37,330 He was shorter, hairier, 55 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:40,051 and way, way smarter. 56 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,962 (YELLING) 57 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:45,640 (ALL LAUGHING) 58 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:48,326 The Minions took an instant liking to man, 59 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,289 and helped him the best they could. 60 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:51,681 (ROARS) 61 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:54,730 - (GRUNTS) - Oh, no, no. 62 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,325 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 63 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,403 (ALL LAUGHING) 64 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:01,484 Eh? (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 65 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,120 (ROARS) 66 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:08,161 (SCREAMS) 67 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:11,727 NARRATOR: Poor man. So trusting, so fragile. 68 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:14,322 So, so delicious! 69 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:18,249 Their quest for a boss put the Minions front and center 70 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:21,682 for some of civilization's most historic moments. 71 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:23,569 (SPEAKING FAUX EGYPTIAN) 72 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:25,847 Anubis! (GRUNTS) 73 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:30,123 NARRATOR: Ancient Egypt held great promise. 74 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:31,201 (YELLS IN MINIONESE) 75 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:34,563 Okay! (GRUNTS) Pancake! 76 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:36,205 (CROWD SCREAMING) 77 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:38,564 NARRATOR: But it didn't last long. 78 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:40,131 Hmm. Oh! 79 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,210 (MUTTERS MINIONESE) 80 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:43,281 Ow! 81 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:46,644 The Dark Ages were actually fun times. 82 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:50,329 Their new master had a tendency 83 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:53,324 to party all night and sleep all day. 84 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:56,085 (CLEARS THROAT) Ooh! 85 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:58,248 (GROANS) 86 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:00,169 (MINIONS SNICKERING) 87 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:01,571 (SPEAKS FAUX ROMANIAN) 88 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:02,841 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 89 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:04,929 (YELLS IN MINIONESE) 90 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,243 (SCREAMING) 91 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:10,361 Oh. 92 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,681 NARRATOR: But eventually, the party was over. 93 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:14,000 (BLOWS) 94 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:15,881 (SNEEZES) 95 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:19,129 They bounced from one evil boss to another, 96 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:21,567 but they never seemed to find their perfect fit. 97 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:23,802 (SCREAMS) 98 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:25,081 (ALL YELLING) 99 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:28,960 One particular employer took their failure very, very badly. 100 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:32,923 (YELLING) 101 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:39,085 Huh? 102 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:43,569 The Minions had no other choice but to keep moving. 103 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:46,161 (SHUDDERING) 104 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:49,163 Oh. (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 105 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:51,720 NARRATOR: And then, when all hope seemed lost, 106 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,608 they found sanctuary. 107 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,602 The Minions were safe! 108 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:59,523 (ALL CHEERING) 109 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,400 (SINGING "WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS" IN MINIONESE) 110 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:10,647 (LAUGHING) 111 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:15,725 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 112 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:19,850 - (GRUNTS) - (ALL LAUGHING) 113 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:21,121 (YELLING) 114 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:24,646 (ALL LAUGHING) 115 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:29,689 NARRATOR: Years passed as the Minions forged their own civilization. 116 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:32,604 They truly made a life for themselves. 117 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:35,081 But something just wasn't right. 118 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:37,323 (GRUNTS) 119 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:41,087 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 120 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,084 They felt empty inside. 121 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:45,401 Without a master, they had no purpose. 122 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:48,245 They became aimless and depressed. 123 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:51,722 (SINGING "WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS" SLOWLY IN MINIONESE) 124 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,370 (ALL CRYING) 125 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:58,049 If this continued any longer, the Minions would perish. 126 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:04,922 But all was not lost for one Minion had a plan. 127 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:08,040 His name was Kevin. 128 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:10,207 (GRUNTS) 129 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:14,126 He was excited to share his idea with the tribe. 130 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:18,046 He'd been preparing for days, weeks, months. 131 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:20,729 But now he was ready. 132 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:21,847 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 133 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:22,961 (WHIMPERS) 134 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:25,441 (MUMBLES) 135 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:26,646 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 136 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:28,529 (STUTTERS IN MINIONESE) 137 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:32,050 (ANNOYED GRUNT) 138 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:34,370 Buddies! 139 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:39,211 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 140 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:45,883 - NARRATOR: Kevin would leave the cave... - (ALL GASP) 141 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,644 ...go back to the outside world, 142 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:50,087 and he would not return until he had found his tribe 143 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:52,527 the biggest, baddest villain to serve. 144 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:53,601 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 145 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,325 But he needed help. 146 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:56,526 Me! 147 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:57,840 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 148 00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:59,644 NARRATOR: Bob was eager to go, 149 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:02,007 But Kevin felt he was just not strong enough 150 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:04,003 for the dangerous journey ahead. 151 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:06,082 Uh, no. (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 152 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:13,361 (GASPS) 153 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:15,329 Luckily, someone stepped up. 154 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:16,367 - (ALL LAUGHING) - KEVIN: Stuart! 155 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:17,487 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 156 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,762 Huh? Me, me? Oh! Thank you. 157 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:22,844 NARRATOR: Truth be told, Stuart had no idea what he was chosen for... 158 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:24,445 (GASPS) 159 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:28,602 ...but was thrilled it made people cheer for him. 160 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,284 - Thank you. - (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 161 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:33,011 - (PLAYS GUITAR) - (SINGS IN MINIONESE) 162 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:35,167 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 163 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:36,771 Me! 164 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:39,122 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 165 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,366 (GRUNTING) 166 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:43,561 (PARTS) 167 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:46,684 Eh, okay. 168 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:49,127 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 169 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:51,931 (SOBBING) 170 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,082 (SIGHS) 171 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:55,526 (GASPS) 172 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,046 NARRATOR: Eventually, Bob's energy and enthusiasm, 173 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:01,841 but mostly lack of other volunteers, changed Kevin's mind. 174 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:04,725 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 175 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:08,444 (ALL CHEERING) 176 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:10,642 The tribe said their farewells. 177 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:14,167 Kevin had given them something they hadn't had in a very long time. 178 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:15,520 Hope. 179 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:17,724 Bob! (CHUCKLES) 180 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:19,848 - Hey, Tony! (SPEAKING MINIONESE) - (MINIONS CHANTING) 181 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,604 Tom... (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 182 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:24,564 Chris... (SOBBING) 183 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,005 - KEVIN: Hey, Bob. - (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 184 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:28,208 Oh. (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 185 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:33,210 Bye-bye. 186 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,284 (MINIONS CONTINUE CHANTING) 187 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:41,247 NARRATOR: Kevin felt pride. 188 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:43,926 He was going to be the one to save his tribe. 189 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:47,924 - Stuart felt hungry mostly. - (STOMACH RUMBLING) 190 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,685 He was going to be the one to eat this banana. 191 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:52,161 (GROANS) 192 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:54,049 And Bob... (GASPS) 193 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:58,365 Bob was frightened of the journey ahead. 194 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:00,481 (WHIMPERS) 195 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,726 Ah. Okay. 196 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:05,805 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 197 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:08,204 (WHIMPERING) 198 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:11,166 (SNIFFS) Okay. Okay. 199 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:14,524 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 200 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:17,005 NARRATOR: And they were off. 201 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:20,368 Off to find their new boss! 202 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:24,364 (KEVIN SPEAKS MINIONESE) 203 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:26,727 (YELLING) 204 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:31,045 (BOB SNORING) 205 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:33,642 (CONTINUES SNORING) 206 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:38,008 (CHUCKLING) 207 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:40,324 (BOB PANTING) 208 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:42,210 BOB: Huh? Kevin! 209 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:43,566 (PANTING) 210 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:55,530 (STUART GRUNTING) 211 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:58,810 (CONTINUES GRUNTING) 212 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:00,760 (EXHALES HEAVILY) 213 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:02,171 (GROANS) Huh? 214 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:03,765 - (STOMACH RUMBLING) - (WHIMPERS) 215 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:06,127 (CONVERSING IN MINIONESE) 216 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,089 (GROANS) 217 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:09,971 Huh? Banana! 218 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,766 Uh, Stuart? (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 219 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:16,123 Banana. Banana! 220 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,281 (BOTH SCREAMS) 221 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:20,526 - Ugh! Ugh! Stuart! - (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 222 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:21,965 - (GRUNTING) - Stopa! 223 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:23,206 (GRUNTING) 224 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,851 - (SLURPING) - Uh, Bob! Stopa! 225 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,847 (GASPS) 226 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,247 (GASPS) 227 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:36,681 Huh? Oh! 228 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:38,086 (CHEERS) 229 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:39,969 Bob! Huh? 230 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:43,770 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 231 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:57,881 (STUART GRUNTS) 232 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,404 Uh, no, no. No, no. No, no, no. 233 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:03,005 (GRUNTS) Profiterole. 234 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,329 (MUFFLED) 235 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:06,526 (SNICKERS) 236 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,681 No, no, no! 237 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,489 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 238 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:10,800 Stuart... (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 239 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,081 Ah! 240 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,968 (CROWD CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 241 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,530 - (CHEERS) - (CHUCKLES) 242 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,765 Oh, look at that one! Whoa! 243 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:23,888 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 244 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,163 Peace! Make love, not war! 245 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:27,321 Peace and love! 246 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,045 (CHANTING) Boo-ya! Boo-ya! Boo-ya! 247 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,360 Hey, hey, hey, oh. 248 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:31,601 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) Kashmiri? 249 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,728 Boo-ya! (CHANTING) Boo-ya! Boo-ya! 250 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:36,330 Oh. 251 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:37,851 (SIGHS) 252 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:41,210 Banana! (CHUCKLES) 253 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:43,561 - WOMAN: Hey! Hey, taxi! - BOB: Hey! Hey! 254 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:44,641 Oh. 255 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:50,681 (CHUCKLES) 256 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,530 BOB: Hey, hey, hey, hey! 257 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,727 - Banana! Hey, hey! - (YELLS) 258 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:57,884 (GASPS) 259 00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,605 Stuart! Hey, oh! 260 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,887 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 261 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,649 - BOB: (YELLING) Kevin! - (GASPS) 262 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:05,761 Bob! 263 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:09,204 (MUFFLED SPEAKING IN MINIONESE) 264 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,011 Oh. Bello! 265 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,411 - (TYRES SCREECH) - (WOMAN SCREAMING) 266 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,564 - (BOTH PANTING) - Bob! 267 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:18,451 (HUMS HAPPILY) 268 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:19,806 Huh? Oh. 269 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,450 - (GASPS) Ah! Bob! - (GROANS) 270 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,843 - (PANTING) - Huh? Whoa! 271 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:26,410 (CHUCKLES) 272 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,483 (CROWD CHATTERING) 273 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:32,201 WOMAN: (ON PA) Women's bell bottoms and tie-dye shirts marked down. 274 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:35,329 Check out our wide selection of go-go boots and miniskirts. 275 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,526 (GASPS) Bob! 276 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:37,647 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 277 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,404 - (YELLS) - (SCREAMS) 278 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,481 (GROANS) Okay. 279 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,244 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) Huh? 280 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:45,890 Bob! 281 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,242 WOMAN: (ON PA) The store is now closing. 282 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,004 Hey, what are you doing? 283 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,367 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) Bob! 284 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,010 - WOMAN: (ON PA) Give me that! - (KEVIN YELLS) 285 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,080 (GASPS) Kevin! 286 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:56,406 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 287 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:58,483 Oh. Oh. 288 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,724 Ah. 289 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:03,801 Huh? 290 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:05,600 (CHUCKLES) 291 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,045 (CHUCKLES) Oh. 292 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:12,930 Oh. Hey! 293 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,770 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) ...buddies. 294 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:17,684 No? Oh. 295 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,288 Bob! (GRUNTING) Bob! 296 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:22,886 Oh. (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 297 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,490 Oh. (SPEAKING MINIONESE) Tim. 298 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:30,289 Oh! (CHUCKLES) Me Tim! 299 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:33,769 Mmm, thank you! Hmm? 300 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,285 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 301 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,085 (LAUGHING) 302 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,410 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 303 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:49,841 (SIGHS) 304 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:51,120 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) ...Stuart? 305 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,162 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 306 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,411 Uh, nah. 307 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,481 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 308 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,324 Okay, okay. 309 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,564 Oh. "Dating game." 310 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,404 - Okay. (SPEAKING MINIONESE) - (SLURPING) 311 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:08,442 And welcome back to The Dating Game! 312 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:09,760 Well, Jennifer... (GIGGLING) 313 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,080 ...have you decided 314 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:14,289 which of these three gentlemen you'll go on a date with? 315 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,010 Is it Bob? 316 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,321 - (SPUTTERS) - Yeah! Go, Bob! 317 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,561 HOST: Kevin? 318 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:20,880 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) Kevin! 319 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:23,327 HOST: Or will it be Stuart? 320 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,488 Oh. Yo, Stuart! 321 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:28,848 Gosh! This is so hard! They all sounded so cute. 322 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,444 Um, I think I'm gonna go with... 323 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:32,520 (STATIC) 324 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:34,244 (SCREAMS) 325 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:36,410 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 326 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:37,811 (GRUNTING) 327 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,245 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) Stuart. 328 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:41,488 (GRUNTING) 329 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,844 WOMEN: (SINGING) VNC! 330 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:49,364 MAN: You're watching the top-secret Villain Network Channel. 331 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:53,202 If you tell anyone, we'll find you. 332 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,441 Huh! (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 333 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,090 Sponsored by Villain-Con, 334 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,367 for 89 years straight, the biggest 335 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,721 gathering of criminals anywhere! 336 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,087 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) Big boss. 337 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:05,731 Attend guest lectures from esteemed villains, 338 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,724 make contacts in the underworld community, 339 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,247 and for the first time anywhere, 340 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:15,724 Scarlet Overkill! 341 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:16,801 Evil. 342 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,484 So evil. 343 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:21,481 (YELLS) 344 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:22,971 HOST: Criminal genius! 345 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,929 Hey, a girl's gotta make a living! 346 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:27,609 - HOST: Move aside, men! - SCARLET: Make way. 347 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,001 - HOST: There's a new bad man in town... - SCARLET: Excuse me. 348 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:32,771 - HOST: ...and that man is a woman! - (SCARLET CHUCKLES) 349 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,405 HOST: Crime isn't pretty! 350 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,403 It's red hot! 351 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,090 (BOTH SIGHS) 352 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,089 HOST: Get to Villain-Con this weekend. 353 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:46,087 Only at 545 Orange Grove Avenue in Orlando, Florida. 354 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,925 So much fun, it's a crime. 355 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,811 (CHUCKLES) 356 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:54,044 Oh! Villain-Con, Orlando. Whoo-hoo! 357 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,201 (CHUCKLES) 358 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:04,049 (CHUCKLES) Bello! Uh, Orlando? 359 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:05,846 Ugh. (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 360 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,769 Hey, uh... (SPEAKING MINIONESE) Orlando? 361 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:08,881 (BARKING) 362 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:13,609 - Oh, hello. - (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 363 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:14,966 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) Orlando? 364 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:17,321 (BABBLES) 365 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:21,610 Uh-huh. Ah, okay. Thank you, baby! Bye-bye! 366 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:23,205 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) Ah. 367 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,123 KEVIN: (SPEAKING MINIONESE) Orlando! 368 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,725 (GRUNTING) 369 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:40,330 (PANTING) 370 00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:47,407 - Hey, Stuart... (SPEAKING MINIONESE) - (GROANS) 371 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,481 (HORN HONKS) 372 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,484 Oh, yeah! Far out! 373 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,850 Love is the way, brother! 374 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,330 Ah! (CHUCKLES) 375 00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,811 Eh, no, no, no, no, no, Kevin. 376 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:02,087 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 377 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:06,921 Hmm. 378 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:08,806 (HONKING) 379 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,366 (YELLS) 380 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,770 (LAUGHS) 381 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,047 (IMITATING STUART IN MINIONESE) 382 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:17,929 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 383 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,361 (GRUMBLING) 384 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:24,206 Hey! Stopa! Stopa! Stopa! 385 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,524 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 386 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,206 (HUMS RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES) 387 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,204 Stopa! Ugh! 388 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,361 (GRUNTS) 389 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:35,521 (GROANS) 390 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:47,801 (GRUNTS) 391 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,440 (YELLS) 392 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:55,601 (SCOFFS) 393 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:56,966 - Stuart... - (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 394 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,726 (WHIMPERING) 395 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,209 - (TYRES SCREECH) - (SCREAMS) 396 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,251 (KEVIN COUGHS) 397 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,321 (NERVOUSLY) Oh... 398 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,171 Oh, Walter, look! 399 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:31,164 These adorable little freaks are headed to Orlando, too! 400 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,925 Yeah, I see that! Hey, Walter Junior! 401 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,001 What's happenin'? 402 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,080 - WALTER: Tina. - Hi! 403 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:37,167 Binky. Mmm, mmm. 404 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,123 What do you say we give these fellows a ride? 405 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,208 BOTH: Yay! New friends! 406 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,521 All aboard the Nelson Express! 407 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,331 You, one-eye! You're sitting next to me! 408 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,851 - Okay. - (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 409 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,684 - Stuart! - (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 410 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,046 (CHUCKLES) 411 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:52,761 (GRUNTS) 412 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:54,726 (TYRES SCREECH) 413 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:58,449 Glad we came along before some weirdos picked you up! 414 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:01,205 (CHUCKLES) Who wants apple slices? 415 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,611 Ah, ah! Ooh, ooh! 416 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:05,881 Oh, you, too! 417 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:10,090 Growing boy-like creatures need their strength. 418 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,731 Okay. (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 419 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:13,961 Heck, yeah! 420 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,650 (MUNCHING) 421 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:16,801 - Thanks, man! - (GRUNTS) 422 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:20,286 All righty! Who needs to stretch their legs? 423 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:21,771 Yeah! Yes! Me, me, me! 424 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:24,241 Sweet! You guys wait here, we'll be right back. 425 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,527 Okay, Nelsons, let's do this! 426 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:28,961 (CAT MEOWS) 427 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:31,810 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 428 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:32,881 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 429 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,970 - (ALARM RINGING) - (WOMEN SCREAMING) 430 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,690 Go, go, go! 431 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,800 - Okey-dokey. On the road again. - (STARTS ENGINE) 432 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,008 - (REVS ENGINE) - (TYRES SCREECH) 433 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,286 (GRUNTING) 434 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,127 (SIRENS WAILING) 435 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,049 Dad! We got company! 436 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:56,203 It's because I tripped the alarm. I stink! 437 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:59,841 Hey, we all make mistakes, sugarplum. You're still learning. 438 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:02,646 Huh! What? 439 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,961 - Your father's right, Tina. - WALTER: Reload! 440 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,929 He wasn't this good at being evil overnight! 441 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,764 WALTER: Reload! Your time's coming. 442 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,365 (CHUCKLES) 443 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,325 (GROANS) It's jammed! 444 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:13,601 (SIRENS WAILING) 445 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:15,641 (TYRES SCREECH) 446 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:18,681 Huh? 447 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:24,169 - (SPEAKING MINIONESE) - (CHUCKLES) 448 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:33,561 (GASPS) 449 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,201 Okay, who did that? 450 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,687 - Uh... (SPEAKING MINIONESE) Stuart! - Huh? (STAMMERS) 451 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,404 That was great! (LAUGHS) 452 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,130 (CHUCKLES) Thank you! 453 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:56,890 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 454 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,402 Say, fellas, can we get personal for just a second? 455 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:03,529 Why are you going to Orlando? 456 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,409 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 457 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:08,563 Come on. You can tell us. You're going to Villain-Con, aren't you? 458 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,440 - (SPEAKING MINIONESE) - Villain-Con. (CHUCKLES) 459 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,164 Villain-Con. 460 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:15,847 Wow! So many bad guys in the car. What fun! 461 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,969 I knew it! I knew you were villains! Didn't I, honey? 462 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,850 What a small world! Hope we're not in rival gangs. 463 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:22,921 (CHUCKLES) 464 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,446 Binky! Joke! (CHUCKLES) Babies, huh? 465 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,366 (EXPLODES) 466 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,845 (MINION CHEER LEADER ECHOING) 467 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,364 (CONTINUES CHEERING) 468 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:40,761 (GRUNTS) 469 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,365 (WHIMPERS) 470 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:44,965 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 471 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,691 (GRUNTS) 472 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:54,930 ALL: Yay. 473 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,371 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - (SIGHS) 474 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,329 (DAVE SHOUTING EXCITEDLY) 475 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,323 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) Big boss! 476 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,961 (ALL CHEERING) 477 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:08,971 (CHANTING) 478 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,570 (DAVE SHUSHING) 479 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,688 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 480 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,404 (GRUNTS) 481 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,209 (ALL CHEERING) 482 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,329 - (SNORING) - (MOANS) 483 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:27,450 (BLOWING) 484 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:28,806 When we get to Orlando, 485 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,531 I'm gonna get all my favorite villains to sign my magazine! 486 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,171 Dumo the Sumo! 487 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,890 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) Boss! 488 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:39,885 Oh, Kevin, you don't wanna work for him! He ate his last henchmen! 489 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:40,961 Uh... 490 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,088 TINA: Frankie Fish Lips. 491 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,525 He lives in the ocean. 492 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,409 - (SPEAKING MINIONESE) Boss? - Oh... 493 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,005 Can you breathe underwater? 494 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:49,525 Uh, so-so. 495 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:50,886 (GASPS) Oh, oh, oh! 496 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,725 Look at her! Scarlet Overkill! 497 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,485 The coolest super-villain, like, ever! 498 00:23:56,560 --> 00:24:00,121 She started out as your average little girl, braces, pigtails. 499 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:04,524 But by the time she was 13, she built a criminal empire! 500 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:08,361 If I was a Minion, that's who I'd want to work for! 501 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,602 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) Oh. 502 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:13,286 Here we are! Beautiful Orlando! 503 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:14,805 Yeah! We're here! 504 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,768 MADGE: Orlando! 505 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:34,611 Hey, gang, watch this! 506 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,968 MAN: (ON SPEAKERS)Welcome to Billy Bob's Bait Shop. How can I help you? 507 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,923 Yeah, hi. Uh... (CLEARS THROAT) 508 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:44,409 We're here for, uh, so much fun, it's a crime. 509 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:51,685 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 510 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,081 Whoo-hoo! (LAUGHS) 511 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,685 Villain-Con! (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 512 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:08,921 (GRUNTING) 513 00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,484 All right! Here we go! 514 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:19,688 Well, this is it! I wanna tell you, and I really mean this. 515 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,091 I really appreciate what you did 516 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,889 back there with the cops. Really! 517 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,128 Dad! It's Frankie Fish Lips! 518 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,248 (SNIFFS) I can smell him from here! 519 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:28,651 WALTER: Junior! Get my camera! 520 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:30,768 Good luck in there, boys! 521 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,121 I hope you find what you're looking for! 522 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,247 ALL: Bye! 523 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:35,321 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 524 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:36,606 (GIGGLES) 525 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,210 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) Villain-Con! 526 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,281 (CHUCKLES) Yeah! 527 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,727 Villain-Con! Whoo! 528 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,082 - KEVIN: Okay! - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 529 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,647 Oh! (CHUCKLES) 530 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,962 Any evil talents? 531 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,287 Not bad. 532 00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:59,001 What about you? Any evil talents? 533 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,127 Uh... 534 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,325 Bello! La, la, la! La, la, la! 535 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,401 Eh? 536 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,881 That's not evil or a talent. 537 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000 (GROANS) 538 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,690 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 539 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,525 (HUMS) 540 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:15,327 Bello! 541 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,004 (YELLS) 542 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:18,081 Ha-ha! 543 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:19,481 No? 544 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:23,362 I'm sorry! But I'm not looking for any more servants, 545 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,808 for I, Professor Flux, have invented 546 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:29,565 the world's first time machine! 547 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:35,602 Every time I visit the future, I bring my future self back to help me. 548 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:36,681 Hello! 549 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:37,961 Oh. 550 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,922 Move that over there, Professor Flux from two weeks from now. 551 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,049 (GROANS) As you can see, I don't need any help. 552 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,401 (GRUNTS) 553 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:51,690 Oh, way to go, guys. We killed the original! 554 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,603 - (GASPS) - (ALL YELLING) 555 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,281 Please! 556 00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:58,888 Eh... (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 557 00:26:58,960 --> 00:26:59,961 (MUTTERING IN MINIONESE) 558 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,441 MALE ANNOUNCER: Villain-Con presents our keynote speaker, 559 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,285 Scarlet Overkill! 560 00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:07,931 The world's first female super-villain! 561 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,126 (STAMMERING) 562 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,329 Appearing right now in Hall H! Bob! Stuart! Buddies! Hey! 563 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,681 Buddies! (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 564 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:15,966 Scarlet? 565 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,405 (STUTTERS) Kevin! 566 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,771 MALE ANNOUNCER: Are you ready... 567 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:21,840 (ALL CHEERING) 568 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:23,723 - Yeah! - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 569 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,406 ...for Scarlet Overkill! 570 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:30,846 (SCARLET SIGHS) 571 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:34,487 SCARLET: Doesn't it feel so good to be bad? 572 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,050 Scarlet! Scarlet! Scarlet! Yes! 573 00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,360 Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! 574 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:42,927 (LAUGHS EVILLY) 575 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,286 ALL: Whoa. 576 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:45,966 (SIGHS) 577 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,091 Whoo-hoo! (CHUCKLES) 578 00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:52,521 (GRUNTS) 579 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:00,330 Awesome! 580 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:02,326 (ALL CHEERING) Yeah! 581 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,402 Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 582 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:05,527 (SIGHS) 583 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,329 Wow! Thank you! 584 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,368 - CROWD: (CHANTING) Scarlet! Scarlet! - (CHUCKLES) 585 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,681 Thank you so much! 586 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,886 Okay. (SHUSHING) 587 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:16,926 (CHANTING RECEDES) Ah. 588 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,844 When I started out, people said a woman 589 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,890 could never rob a bank as well as a man! 590 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,368 Well, (IN SING-SONG VOICE) times change! 591 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,920 - (LOUD CHEER) - I love you, Scarlet! 592 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,765 Look at all those faces out there! 593 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,047 We are all so different! 594 00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:36,963 But we have one thing in common. 595 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,290 (GURGLING) We were born with flippers! 596 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:45,207 No? Just me? Okay. 597 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,764 (CLEARS THROAT) We have big dreams! 598 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,446 And we will do anything to make them come true! 599 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,570 - (CHEERING) - Have any of you ever dreamt 600 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:58,850 of working for the greatest super-villain of all time? 601 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:00,480 Yeah! 602 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:01,567 Whoo-hoo! (ALL CHUCKLE) 603 00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,210 (CHUCKLES) 604 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:06,250 Well, what if I were to tell you 605 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:09,881 that I am looking for new henchmen? 606 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,168 Hey, boss! Boss! (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 607 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:13,241 (CHUCKLES) 608 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:16,608 I truly believe somewhere out there 609 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:20,651 is a villain with the potential to serve greatness! 610 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,451 And it could be any of you. 611 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:24,681 Whoa! 612 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,842 Although, let's not kid ourselves. 613 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:31,608 Truly, the only men for this job are Kevin and his Minions! 614 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,682 - Huh? But... But... - SCARLET: Ten times the evil 615 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:36,969 in half the package! I am just in awe! 616 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,963 Let's hear it for Kevin. 617 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,691 He saved his tribe! 618 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,041 (CHANTING) Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! 619 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,367 (CHANTING) Kevin! Kevin! Kevin... Hey! Kevin. Hey. Hey! 620 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,647 Argh! (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 621 00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:55,203 So, how should we do this? Hmm. 622 00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,121 Oh. 623 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,601 You see this tiny little trinket? 624 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,242 - Well, just take it from my hand and you've got the job. - (ALL GASP) 625 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,886 (CHUCKLING) No big deal, it's almost too simple. 626 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,241 Uh... 627 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:07,810 Oh, come on! Don't be afraid. 628 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:11,248 Just take the stone and get that job! Come on! 629 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:12,321 Oh, okay. 630 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,129 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...Boss! 631 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,440 That job is mine! 632 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:16,567 Ooh! 633 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:18,444 (VILLAIN LAUGHING EVILLY) 634 00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,210 (ROARS) 635 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:21,725 (GROWLS) 636 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:23,607 (STRAINING) 637 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:24,886 Now go easy on me. 638 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,769 - (PAINED GRUNTING) - Whoops! (CHUCKLES) 639 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:28,926 (YELLING) 640 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,203 Love the costume! 641 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:32,401 Ha! 642 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:33,961 Uh... 643 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:35,526 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 644 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,886 So cool! 645 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:37,961 (MINIONS YELLING) 646 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:42,641 Tim? Tim! 647 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:43,720 (SINISTER CHUCKLING) 648 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:44,761 (GRUNTS) 649 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:46,887 (PANTING) Uh... 650 00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,883 - Oh, no, Bob! - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 651 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,247 (CHUCKLING) Ah! Tim! Tim! 652 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:53,084 Is no one good enough? 653 00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,287 KEVIN: Bob! 654 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,121 (BATTLE CRY) 655 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:01,440 (GRUNTING) 656 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:03,884 (INDISTINCT YELLING) 657 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,201 (YELLING) 658 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,611 - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) - (GURGLES) 659 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:07,966 VILLAIN: I got it! I got it! 660 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,570 (ALL GRUNTING) 661 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,206 Ah! 662 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:20,365 Didn't my speech inspire anyone 663 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:23,211 to rise up and prove themselves worthy? 664 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:27,606 All these villains and yet I still have the bear. 665 00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,967 Stuffed bear! Why am I holding a bear? 666 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:31,929 - (CROWD MURMUR) - Who has the ruby? 667 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,001 (BOB GAGGING) 668 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,125 (CROWD GASP) 669 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:41,010 Wow! Who... 670 00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:45,841 - Who are you, my knights in shining denim? - (MOANING GRUNT) 671 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,651 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...Stuart. 672 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:50,171 ...Bob. Minions! 673 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,607 That was incredible! 674 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,371 Behold! The last creatures you'd expect 675 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,165 - to win the day have emerged victorious! - (MINIONS CHUCKLING) 676 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:03,608 - Everyone, meet my new henchmen. The Minions! - (MINIONS CHEERING) 677 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:07,048 MINIONS: Kumbaya! Kumbaya! Kumbaya! 678 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,205 Kumbaya! 679 00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:14,450 Hey! (CHUCKLING) I know those guys! I gave them a ride here! 680 00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,409 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! 681 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:22,846 Buckle up, boys! Next stop, England. 682 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,724 (YELLING HAPPILY) 683 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,803 (HUMMING) 684 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:49,962 - (LINE RINGING) - (GROANS CONTENTEDLY) 685 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,523 Oh... (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 686 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:55,681 - (PHONE RINGING) - (PANTING) 687 00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:57,000 (GROWLS) 688 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:58,884 (COUNTS IN MINIONESE) 689 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,811 (SINGING "MAKE 'EM LAUGH" IN MINIONESE) 690 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:11,121 (MUMBLING) 691 00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:20,410 (PHONE RINGING) 692 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,006 Bello? 693 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,321 Hey, Kevin! Eh? 694 00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:26,649 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) Boss? In England? 695 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:27,880 Nah, (SPEAKS MINIONESE) Boss! 696 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:28,921 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 697 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,048 (SINGING CONTINUES) 698 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,090 (BLOWS INTO TUBA) 699 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:37,961 (LAUGHS) 700 00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:40,407 (GROANS) 701 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,043 Ah, uh... Bello, Kevin? (KEVIN GRUNTS) 702 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,281 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...England? 703 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,209 - (KEVIN SPEAKS MINIONESE) - Uh-huh. (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...Boss? 704 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,442 (YETI ROARS) Scarlet Popapil. Ah. 705 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,368 (MINIONS YELLING) 706 00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,369 (ROARING) 707 00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:57,967 (LINE BEEPING) 708 00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:01,442 Bello? Bello! (SPEAKS MINIONESE) Bello? 709 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,244 Oh! Wow! 710 00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,204 Ah! (GRUNTS) 711 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:21,721 (WHIMPERS) 712 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:24,280 Here we go! There. 713 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,764 By the way, I really like your bear. 714 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,084 Herb! My baby! 715 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:31,650 You know I am! 716 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,247 How'd it go? (CHUCKLES) 717 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:34,765 Were you evil? 718 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,922 So evil! Oh! 719 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,401 A little bird dropped this off today. 720 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,806 (HERB WHISPERS MESSAGE) 721 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,611 It's me, I'm the "H." 722 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:48,570 Also, there was no bird. Also me. 723 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:52,440 Herb, seriously, I wanna dig up that William Shakespeare 724 00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:54,807 so he can see what true writing is. 725 00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:56,086 I love it! 726 00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,970 Ah, that works out because I love... (CHUCKLES) 727 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,964 (CHUCKLING) Well, I love... too. 728 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:03,849 (IMITATING SCARLET AND HERB) Ah, the love, ah! 729 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,651 - (KISSES) Oh! Oh, ah. - (LAUGHING) 730 00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:09,724 Oh, boys, could you come here, please? 731 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:15,807 Meet my husband, Herb. Inventor, super genius, fox. 732 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,001 (SIGHS) 733 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,128 Herb, these are the new recruits. 734 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,488 Kevin, Stuart, and that cute little one is Bob. 735 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:23,846 Hey, Bello! (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 736 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:27,720 Right on! You guys are crazy little and way yellow, 737 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,201 And I dig that! 738 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:31,770 (GRUNTING) 739 00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:34,881 Sweet, man! 740 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,202 - (YELPS) - Ah, ah. 741 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:41,890 Whoa! (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 742 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,724 I know, right? Ah! 743 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,804 SCARLET: Just a few things I stole to help fill the void. 744 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:49,966 - Whoa! - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...mega ukulele! 745 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,610 Checkin' out my can? 746 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,489 We stole that because finally someone 747 00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,881 expressed my love of soup in painting form. 748 00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:00,291 Wow! Ooh! 749 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:04,046 Okay, listen up! It is time to get down to business. 750 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:06,606 Do you know who this is? 751 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:08,888 Uh... (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 752 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:12,601 This is Queen Elizabeth, ruler of England. 753 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:17,768 Oh, I love England. The music, the fashion. 754 00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,286 I'm seriously thinking about overthrowing it someday. 755 00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:22,522 - (GASPS) Ooh! - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 756 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:26,286 Anyway, this pale drink of water oversees it all. 757 00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:29,330 I'm her biggest fan, love her work! 758 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,324 And I really, really, really want her crown. 759 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,482 - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) - (GIGGLES) 760 00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:39,522 Steal me the crown and all your dreams come true. 761 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,967 Respect! Power! 762 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:43,280 Banana! 763 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,450 Banana! 764 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:46,646 (CHUCKLES) Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 765 00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:48,370 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 766 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:54,047 (MINIONS SHUDDERING AND GRUNTING) 767 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,804 - (MUTTERING) - Ha! (GRUNTS) 768 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,406 Henry! (STRAINING GRUNTS) 769 00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,130 - (GASPS) - (SHUDDERS) 770 00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:02,610 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...England. Uh... 771 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,409 - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) - nt color="#D900D9">(GROANS) 772 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,482 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...England... 773 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,244 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 774 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,446 (YELPS) 775 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,449 - (GROWLS) - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 776 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,205 (SCREAMING AND CHATTERING IN MINIONESE) 777 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:15,921 (ROARING) 778 00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,889 - (LAUGHS) - (ALL GASPING) 779 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,446 (GROWLING) 780 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:28,851 (YELLING IN MINIONESE) 781 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:32,561 Oh, uh... 782 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:34,325 Hmm. (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 783 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:35,606 Heh. (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 784 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,842 - (CHUCKLING) Wow! - KEVIN: Whoa. 785 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,605 Ooh-la-la. 786 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,444 - HERB: No! (CHUCKLING) - Oh, no. 787 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:42,885 Don't get too close, boys. 788 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,803 When it's completed, it'll be my ultimate weapon. 789 00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:49,363 But right now, it's leaking radiation like you would not believe! 790 00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:54,125 So, you're here for gear. 791 00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,120 Whoa! 792 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,528 Bob, Robert, Bobby, my boy. 793 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:05,043 - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) - You get my far-out stretch suit. 794 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:07,441 Wow! (CHUCKLES) 795 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,726 Kevin, Kev-bo, Seventh Kevin, 796 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,883 you are the proud owner of my lava lamp gun. 797 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:17,248 Ah? This baby shoots actual lava! 798 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,046 Ooh! (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 799 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,764 - HERB: Pretty cool, right? - (CACKLES) 800 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:25,607 And finally, Stu. Stu-art, Stu-perman, Beef Stu. 801 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,570 I got you the coolest invention, probably ever. 802 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,210 (CACKLES) Oh. 803 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,248 Hypno-hat! Uh, oh. 804 00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:33,681 Uh... 805 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,521 - (BOTH MUTTERS) - (IMITATES CHICKEN) 806 00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:42,326 You can use it to hypnotize anyone. Anyone! 807 00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,325 Oh, you look so great! 808 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,289 I feel like a proud mama with three 809 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,362 - dashing evil sons. - (YELPING) 810 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:52,603 - Uh, Scarlet, (STAMMERS) - Scarlet... (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 811 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,411 No, no. Don't say anything. I won't understand. 812 00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:59,445 It's getting late. You've had a big day, you must be exhausted! 813 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,686 Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing... 814 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,921 Wow! These cats are pumped! 815 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:10,164 Well, maybe I'll settle them down with a bedtime story? 816 00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:12,322 - Ha-ha! - (RAPID GRUNTING) 817 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:13,526 (YELLS) 818 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,682 How does that sound, Bob? Bob. Bob! Bob! 819 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,569 Oh! Bedtime porry? 820 00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:23,928 That is a groovy idea! I'll go get some cookies and warm milk. 821 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,924 This is gonna be so fun! 822 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,286 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...bedtime porry. 823 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:33,809 Oh, yes, I've got a really, really good bedtime porry. 824 00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:38,729 Once upon a time, there were three little pigs. 825 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:39,847 (PIG GRUNTING) 826 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:44,926 One fateful day, the pigs encountered a big, bad wolf... 827 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,331 (SNARLS) 828 00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:49,405 ...who had a wonderful surprise for them! 829 00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:52,609 The wolf offered the three piggies and all their friends 830 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,523 - a job working for her. - (CHEERING) 831 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,365 Everyone would be so happy! 832 00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,725 All the three little piggies had to do 833 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,723 was just steal one little crown 834 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,484 that the beautiful wolf had wanted 835 00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:07,531 ever since she was a penniless little street cub, 836 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,649 unloved and abandoned. 837 00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:14,847 But that crown would mean she was a princess, 838 00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,082 and everybody loves a princess! 839 00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,640 So the wolf sent the piggies to get that crown. 840 00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:21,848 - (GRUNTING) - (ALARM BLARES) 841 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,082 But the little pigs weren't up to the challenge. 842 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,003 They failed their mission. 843 00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:32,124 So the wolf huffed and puffed, and she blew them off the face of the earth! 844 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:35,481 Yo, po, po! 845 00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,286 The end. 846 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:42,970 (BOTH STUTTER) 847 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:47,642 Good luck getting that crown tomorrow, little piggies. 848 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,121 I know you won't disappoint me. 849 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:53,841 Um. 850 00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:55,770 (SNORES) 851 00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,040 KEVIN: Okay. 852 00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:11,090 - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...Scarlet. - (WHIMPERING) 853 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:12,844 Which way is the loo, please? Hmm. 854 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:14,001 Oh, thank you. Ah. 855 00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:15,764 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 856 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:17,925 (CLEARS THROAT) Bello. 857 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,764 - Uh... - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...please. 858 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:24,164 You're not allowed in without an adult. Scram, hooligans! 859 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:25,651 Oh. (GROANS) 860 00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:28,929 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) Uh, mm. 861 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:31,288 (BOB CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY) 862 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,291 Ooh... (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 863 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,084 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) Oh, la... 864 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:37,686 Stuart... (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 865 00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,250 - (STUART GROWLS SOFTLY) - (YELPING) 866 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,410 (KEVIN GRUNTING) 867 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:43,924 How many tickets, please? 868 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,206 (STUTTERS) 869 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:46,520 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...please. 870 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:47,681 (KEVIN GRUNTS) 871 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,171 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...please. 872 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:51,322 - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) - (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 873 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,525 Enjoy yourself, love. 874 00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:58,965 MINIONS: Thank you! 875 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:01,886 (BOTH LAUGHING) 876 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,531 It was nowhere near Hyde Park! (CHUCKLES) 877 00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:05,840 Bob's your uncle. 878 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,605 KEVIN: Huh, hmm. 879 00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:09,569 - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) - STUART: Okay. 880 00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:13,803 - (KEVIN GASPS) - (BOB HUMS) 881 00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,730 - KEVIN: Okay. - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 882 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,529 - (KEVIN AND STUART GRUNTING) - Huh? Ah! 883 00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:21,051 (KEVIN SPEAKS MINIONESE) 884 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,964 - (ALL SIGH IN RELIEF) - He-hey. 885 00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:24,651 Okay. (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 886 00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:25,721 - BEEFEATER: Hey! - (GASPS) 887 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,723 - What are you doing here? - (KEVIN STAMMERS) 888 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,484 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 889 00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:33,042 This is a restricted area! Hands in the air! 890 00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:34,770 No... (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 891 00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:36,001 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 892 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,648 (SINGS HAIR IN MINIONESE) 893 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:41,640 Stop that! 894 00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:43,722 (CONTINUES SINGING) 895 00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:46,609 Get back. 896 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:51,804 (ALL SINGING HAIR IN MINIONESE) 897 00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:06,321 (CHUCKLES) 898 00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,201 Yay! 899 00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,009 (GRUNTS) Ah! 900 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,762 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 901 00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,604 Bob, Stuart... (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 902 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,523 (CHUCKLING AND CHEERING) 903 00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,203 (STRAINING GRUNT) 904 00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,841 - (GROANS) - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 905 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:45,921 (CHUCKLES) 906 00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:59,124 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 907 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:03,601 (CHUCKLES) 908 00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:05,045 MAN: So... 909 00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:09,324 So, you came for the Queen's crown, did you? 910 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:12,529 Well, you're gonna have to get through me! 911 00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:15,206 The Keeper of the Crown! 912 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:17,924 (LAUGHING) 913 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:21,242 (IMITATING KEEPER) Ow! Hey! 914 00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:24,130 You think it's funny to mock the elderly, do you? 915 00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:25,200 Uh... (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 916 00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:26,287 (GRUNTS) 917 00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,601 I've been up here for decades, 918 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,728 just waiting for someone to try 919 00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,768 and steal the Queen's treasure! 920 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:34,285 (GROANS) 921 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:35,970 Okay. (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 922 00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:37,844 (SINGS IN MINIONESE) 923 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,127 What are you saying? Never mind, don't care! 924 00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:42,886 (LAUGHS) 925 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:46,285 Oh, no! (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 926 00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,806 Oh, no, you don't! 927 00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,370 (STRAINING AND YELLING) 928 00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:51,930 Oh, flippin' heck! 929 00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:53,451 (KEEPER YELLS) 930 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:55,681 (MUFFLED) What's goin' on? 931 00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,364 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 932 00:44:58,520 --> 00:44:59,521 (YELLS) 933 00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:02,720 Bob... (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 934 00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:05,531 - Eh... Hmm. - Wow. (GRUNTS) 935 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:09,201 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 936 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:10,281 (THUDS) 937 00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:26,771 (KEVIN SPEAKS MINIONESE) 938 00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,209 (CROWD CHEERING) 939 00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:32,320 (PANTING) 940 00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:33,600 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 941 00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:35,045 Hello! 942 00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:36,326 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 943 00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:38,690 (GRUNTING) 944 00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:40,081 (SCREAMS) 945 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:42,128 Huh? (LAUGHS) 946 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:43,640 (BOTH PANTING) 947 00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:45,285 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 948 00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:46,486 (CHUCKLES) 949 00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,643 (BOB SPEAKS MINIONESE) 950 00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:51,081 (BOTH YELPING) 951 00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:56,521 Hello! 952 00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:58,127 Stone the crows! 953 00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,201 Stop him, lads! Wait! 954 00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:00,611 Go for the legs! 955 00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:01,761 (ALL YELPING) 956 00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,166 Gordon Bennett! 957 00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:08,685 Kevin! 958 00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:11,761 (GASPS) 959 00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:14,567 (SIGHS) 960 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:16,563 The Queen's been kidnapped, Sarge! 961 00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:17,687 Blimey! 962 00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:20,249 (SIRENS WAILING) 963 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,327 Hyah! Hyah! 964 00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:25,401 THE QUEEN: Ooh! 965 00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:28,006 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 966 00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:29,721 (SCREAMS) 967 00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:32,567 (GASPS) 968 00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:34,969 (GRUNTING AND YELLING) Ha! Boo-ya! 969 00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:36,760 (SCREAMS AND GRUNTS) 970 00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:39,841 (GASPS) 971 00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:42,008 Huh. Hyah! Hyah! 972 00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,321 What's going on? Bello! 973 00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:45,481 Oh, my goodness! 974 00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:46,846 (BOTH GRUNTING) 975 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:48,001 - Whoa! - Ha-ha! (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 976 00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:49,161 THE QUEEN: No! 977 00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:50,761 (GROANS) 978 00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:55,249 - Gentlemen do not steal ladies' crowns! - (GRUNTING) 979 00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:57,966 Huh? Hmm? 980 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,286 (RAPID PANTING) 981 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:01,600 (SCREAMS) 982 00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:04,964 (GASPING AND GRUNTING) 983 00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:07,570 - (HORSE WHINNIES) - Huh? (GASPS) 984 00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:08,721 (GRUNTS) 985 00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:09,801 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 986 00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:10,881 (SCREAMS) 987 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:13,845 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 988 00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:15,241 (GRUNTS) 989 00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:19,841 THE QUEEN: Oh, dear! 990 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:20,921 (SCREAMS) 991 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,001 (BOTH SCREAM) 992 00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:23,081 (STRAINING) 993 00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:26,041 (SCREAMS) 994 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:27,766 Ah! Ahhh! 995 00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:29,646 (BOTH SCREAMING) 996 00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:34,006 Yeah! (LAUGHS) 997 00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:36,521 You scoundrel! After them! Uh-oh. 998 00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,204 (TYRES SCREECHING) 999 00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:39,770 (YELLING) 1000 00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:42,001 MAN: Stop the blighter! 1001 00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:43,320 (RAPID PANTING) 1002 00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,848 - Go on, grab him! - (GASPS) 1003 00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:47,441 Huh? 1004 00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:49,327 (STRAINING) 1005 00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:52,050 (YELLS) 1006 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:54,280 Huh? Oh. 1007 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:56,804 (SINGING) 1008 00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,129 (GRUNTS) 1009 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,451 Cor, blimey! 1010 00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,643 One of England's most famous myths has become a reality 1011 00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:10,727 as a new king has been crowned. 1012 00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:14,009 Bob, who appears to be a bald, jaundiced child, 1013 00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:16,487 has pulled the famed sword right from its stone, 1014 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:19,291 which, legend dictates, makes him the new king. 1015 00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:22,364 - (SPITS) Tiny yellow traitor! - (CUP BREAKS) 1016 00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:25,006 (GROWLS) 1017 00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:27,648 (JOYFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1018 00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:38,282 (LAUGHS) England! 1019 00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,283 ALL: England! England! 1020 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,721 (CHANTING) England! England! England! 1021 00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,644 (GAGGING) England! England... 1022 00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:53,921 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) Ha, ha! 1023 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,081 (GRUNTS) 1024 00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:57,202 (MINIONS SPEAKING MINIONESE) 1025 00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:00,444 (ALL YELLING) 1026 00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,209 (SINGING IN MINIONESE) 1027 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,048 (INDISTINCT MUTTERING) 1028 00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:12,766 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1029 00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:14,205 (LAUGHS) Bello! 1030 00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:15,521 Bello! 1031 00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:16,801 Cut! 1032 00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:18,850 (SHUDDERING) 1033 00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:30,002 - Hey, Bob. (SPEAKS MINIONESE) - (MUNCHING) 1034 00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:31,127 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1035 00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:32,201 (ALL LAUGH) 1036 00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:33,321 (YELLS) 1037 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,443 - ROYAL ADVISOR: Hello, King Bob. - Uh... 1038 00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:42,091 Welcome to Buckingham Palace. 1039 00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:43,286 Uh, no. 1040 00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:46,121 Oh, what's the matter, Your Majesty? 1041 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,282 Whatever's bothering you, we can make it right. 1042 00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:49,521 Just name it! 1043 00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:50,601 Oh. 1044 00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:53,689 (CHUCKLING) Buddies! 1045 00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:56,886 Buddies! Buddies! 1046 00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:00,202 Buddies! (CHUCKLING) 1047 00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:02,969 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1048 00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:04,485 Oh. (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1049 00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:12,931 (CLEARS THROAT) 1050 00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,050 - Uh... (SPEAKS MINIONESE) - (FEEDBACK) 1051 00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:16,201 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1052 00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:17,441 (CLEARS THROAT) 1053 00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:20,010 King Bob! 1054 00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:21,645 (CHEERING) 1055 00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:22,846 MAN: Long live the king! 1056 00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,843 - WOMAN: King Bob! - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1057 00:50:29,720 --> 00:50:31,131 ...Bob... (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...King... 1058 00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:32,201 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 1059 00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:33,805 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1060 00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,327 - (SPUTTERS AND LAUGHS) - (BOTH LAUGH) 1061 00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:43,006 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1062 00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:46,483 So... (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1063 00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:54,921 (SINGLE SLOW CLAP) 1064 00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:59,161 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1065 00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:00,651 (SIGHS) 1066 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,001 King Bob! 1067 00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:03,891 (CHEERING) 1068 00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,486 Oh... Yeah! (LAUGHS) 1069 00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,005 BUTLERS: King Bob! Wait! 1070 00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,323 - Wow! - BUTLERS: Whoa! (GRUNT) 1071 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,331 Whoo-hoo! 1072 00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:23,321 (GRUNTS) 1073 00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:25,367 (PANTS) Oh... 1074 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:26,441 Yee-haw! 1075 00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:27,641 King Bob! 1076 00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:28,960 Hyah! 1077 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,365 (YELLS IN MINIONESE) 1078 00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:32,410 (BATTLE CRY) 1079 00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:38,848 Hmm? Huh! Ah! 1080 00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:41,011 (CHUCKLES) 1081 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,604 - (RINGS BELL) - (CHUCKLES) 1082 00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:47,682 Yes, King Bob. Oh. 1083 00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:49,846 - (CHUCKLES) - (RINGS BELL) 1084 00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:50,961 King Bob? 1085 00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:52,926 King Bob? 1086 00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:54,326 Ah, Claire. 1087 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:55,811 Mmm, Tiffany. 1088 00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,202 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) Rawr! 1089 00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:06,485 Ball! (GRUNTS) 1090 00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:09,248 - How dare you! - (YELLS) 1091 00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:11,529 (MUFFLED GRUNTING) 1092 00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:13,486 (PANTING) 1093 00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:14,721 (GROWLS) 1094 00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:15,961 (WHIMPERS) 1095 00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:17,366 Scarlet! 1096 00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:21,206 Don't you "Scarlet" me, you backstabbing little traitors! 1097 00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:24,045 Using Herb's invention to steal my crown? 1098 00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:26,090 (SHUDDERS) 1099 00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,647 I feel used. Not gonna lie. 1100 00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:34,489 You stole my dream! I was going to conquer England someday! 1101 00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:36,483 There was gonna be a coronation, 1102 00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:39,086 and I was going to be made Queen. 1103 00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:41,003 Every moment was planned. 1104 00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:44,448 I'd wear a dress so sparkly, it glowed! 1105 00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:48,809 And everyone who ever doubted me would be watching, 1106 00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:51,724 and they would be crying! 1107 00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:55,441 I was going to be the picture of elegance and class! 1108 00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:58,205 And you pinheads screwed it up! 1109 00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,129 No, no, no! (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1110 00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:05,681 No, no, no, King Bob! You cannot just abdicate the throne! 1111 00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:07,444 Who invited the square? 1112 00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:11,206 And you definitely cannot just give the job to this woman! 1113 00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:12,645 There are laws! 1114 00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:14,802 Boss. (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...Boss. 1115 00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:17,289 (LAUGHING) 1116 00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:19,121 (CLEARS THROAT) 1117 00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:21,407 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...Scarlet Popapil! 1118 00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:24,091 - (SHOCKED MURMURS) - King Bob has officially changed the law, 1119 00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:25,889 Clearing the way for Scarlet Overkill 1120 00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:27,849 to be crowned Queen of England! 1121 00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:31,242 She will be coronated at London's historic Westminster Abbey. 1122 00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:35,211 If I wasn't so polite, I'd say this spells certain doom for the country, 1123 00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:36,805 if not the world. 1124 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,486 But I'm so very polite that I shall keep my mouth shut. 1125 00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:40,561 (LAUGHS) 1126 00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:42,961 But, seriously, we're all in big trouble. 1127 00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:44,769 REPORTERS: Scarlet! Scarlet! 1128 00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:48,240 SCARLET: I don't have time to answer any questions. 1129 00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:49,970 I just want to thank the Minions 1130 00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:53,329 for going above and beyond the call of duty. 1131 00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:56,404 You are three tiny, golden... (GIGGLES) 1132 00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:58,960 ...pill shaped miracle workers, 1133 00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:03,523 and you have stolen not just England but my heart. 1134 00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:05,090 REPORTER: Scarlet, over here! 1135 00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:07,481 (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 1136 00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:08,925 - Pardon me? - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1137 00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:11,727 Eh? 1138 00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:15,930 Wow! So many! Good for you! 1139 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,923 Well, you'll all get what you deserve. 1140 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,047 (GRUNTS) 1141 00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:20,884 Serve! (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...serve! 1142 00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:22,450 (ALL EXCLAIM EXCITEDLY) 1143 00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:23,521 Whoo-hoo! 1144 00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,683 (SINGING THEME FROM "THE MONKEES" IN MINIONESE) 1145 00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:35,801 (LAUGHS) 1146 00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:48,801 Oh. 1147 00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:52,769 Go ahead, go ahead. 1148 00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:55,370 - Uh... - (ALL SHUDDER) 1149 00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:57,691 (KEVIN SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1150 00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:03,363 - Uh... - (DOOR PEEPHOLE OPENS) 1151 00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:06,569 I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but I hate you. 1152 00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:11,443 I thought I could get over what you did, but I feel so betrayed. 1153 00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:16,484 I think... Yes, I think we're gonna have to break up. 1154 00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:19,040 - And it's not you. - (SOBS) 1155 00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:22,727 Wait, hold on. It is you. It's 100% you! 1156 00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:24,205 (GASPS) No, no. 1157 00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:28,649 So get comfortable, Minions. Get real, real comfortable. 1158 00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:31,161 Because this is where you're going to spend 1159 00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:35,245 the rest of your worthless little lives. 1160 00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:37,848 (WHIMPERING) 1161 00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:40,764 All right! Let's do this! 1162 00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:42,564 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) Herb! 1163 00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:44,768 Who's this handsome "Herb" fella? 1164 00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:48,526 No, my name is "Blerb." I'm a dungeon master. 1165 00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:51,561 Prepare for torture, which I do! 1166 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,244 - (ALL GASP) - (WHIMPERS) 1167 00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:57,723 All right, are we comfy? Doesn't matter! This is torture! 1168 00:55:57,800 --> 00:55:59,643 (BOTH SCREAM) 1169 00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:03,205 - Huh. - Oh. (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1170 00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:04,520 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1171 00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:07,604 Wow! Harder than I thought. Next machine! 1172 00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:12,562 Oh, welcome to Hang Town! Population, you! 1173 00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:14,284 (GRUNTS) Oh. 1174 00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:15,681 (YELPS) 1175 00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:17,683 - (MINIONS LAUGH) - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1176 00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:19,601 Whoo-hoo! 1177 00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:22,126 Cut it out! This is really unprofessional! 1178 00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,043 There's no laughing in the dungeon! 1179 00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:26,691 I wanna see tears and I wanna hear screams, 1180 00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:28,922 or I'm gonna get... Wait! 1181 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,002 Hey! Ooh! I've got a groovy idea! 1182 00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:32,081 Ah! 1183 00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:34,161 (MINIONS LAUGH) 1184 00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:36,242 Look at this! Argh! (LAUGHS) 1185 00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:38,163 (ALL LAUGHING) 1186 00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:45,650 SCARLET: Hello! Will the future king, Herb Overkill, 1187 00:56:45,720 --> 00:56:48,166 please come upstairs to prepare for the coronation? 1188 00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:50,527 Well, I hope you learned your lesson for today. 1189 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,001 - (ALL LAUGH) - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1190 00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:56,688 And by the way, it was me, Herb, the whole time! 1191 00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:01,411 I don't even know anyone named "Blerb"! 1192 00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:03,284 Uh, Herb... (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1193 00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:04,801 (WHIMPERS) Oh. Huh. 1194 00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:10,611 I am hours away from becoming the Queen of England! 1195 00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:12,569 I know! It's a gas! (CHUCKLES) 1196 00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:14,563 I will finally get my crown. Yeah. 1197 00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:18,087 It's all I've ever wanted. I'm going to be so happy. 1198 00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:19,161 (LAUGHS) 1199 00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:22,483 But let me ask you something, Fabrice. 1200 00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:25,530 Does that look like this to you? 1201 00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:26,601 (LAUGHS) 1202 00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:33,569 Mrs. Overkill, the hair in that picture, it's just two wavy lines! 1203 00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:36,408 Oh, so, what, now you're an art critic? 1204 00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:40,883 I drew that when I was five years old! Get out of my sight! 1205 00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:42,450 - (GUNSHOTS) - (SCREAMS) 1206 00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:46,125 Bye, Fabrice! 1207 00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:48,768 I liked him. He was fun. 1208 00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:51,408 So, what do you think of the dress? 1209 00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:57,044 Oh, it's so beautiful. So fashion-forward. So Valentino. 1210 00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:00,331 Gave it a sweetheart neckline because you're my sweetheart. 1211 00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:02,129 The high collar and cinched waist 1212 00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:04,487 reflect a simpler, more violent time. 1213 00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:08,121 The material is a blend of taffeta and high-density body armor. 1214 00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:09,645 Fully armed and loaded. 1215 00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:13,491 And that glow, that's nuclear. 1216 00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:15,608 Nice. Just one more thing to do. 1217 00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:17,722 Gotta look good for the public. 1218 00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:18,801 Ugh. 1219 00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:20,207 Do you mind? 1220 00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:21,281 My pleasure. 1221 00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:23,041 (HERB GRUNTS) 1222 00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:25,771 Little tighter, sweetie. Come on, I can take it. 1223 00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:28,402 - Little tighter. - (GRUNTING LOUDLY) 1224 00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:30,448 - Tighter! - (STRAINING) 1225 00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:33,205 Must have tiny waist. 1226 00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:35,490 Seeing stars, seeing stars! 1227 00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:36,561 (GASPS) 1228 00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:39,450 Losing feeling in my legs. Perfect! Tie it, tie it, tie it, tie it. 1229 00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:40,521 (KEVIN SIGHS) 1230 00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,284 (KEVIN SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1231 00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:43,801 Huh? 1232 00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:47,001 Ah. Bob! Stuart! 1233 00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:48,320 - BOB: Eh? - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1234 00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:50,967 - (BOTH GRUNTING) - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1235 00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:55,131 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1236 00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:57,441 (CHUCKLES) 1237 00:58:57,520 --> 00:58:59,841 Ooh! Bello! (IN SING-SONG VOICE) Ooh-ooh! 1238 00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:01,684 - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) - (SQUEAKING) 1239 00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:03,808 Ah! Oh. 1240 00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:06,044 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) Ah. 1241 00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:07,804 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1242 00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:09,291 (ALL GRUNT) 1243 00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:11,689 Huh! (ORGAN PLAYING) 1244 00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:14,331 (SOBBING AND BLOWING NOSE) 1245 00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:15,890 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1246 00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:17,007 (GRUNTS AND GASPS) 1247 00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:18,081 Ah. 1248 00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:21,331 (BOTH SPEAK MINIONESE) 1249 00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:24,410 - Eh, eh, Kevin... - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...Scarlet. 1250 00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:25,521 (GRUNTS) 1251 00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:26,647 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1252 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,650 Ah! (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1253 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,401 "Porry Scarlet." 1254 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,001 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1255 00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:37,760 He, he! (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...Boss. 1256 00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:39,046 - (GRUNTS) - (SQUEAKS) 1257 00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:40,121 Oh. (GIGGLES) 1258 00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:41,486 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1259 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:43,411 Ah, okay! 1260 00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:44,641 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1261 00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:45,721 (CHUCKLES) 1262 00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:47,165 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1263 00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:50,041 Huh? 1264 00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:51,121 (ALL GRUNT) 1265 00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:55,366 (MINIONS SCREAM) 1266 01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:05,444 I love you, Scarlet! 1267 01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:09,362 Queen wave, queen wave! Queen waving! 1268 01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:15,841 (APPLAUSE) 1269 01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:21,370 - I am so, so excited! This is perfect! - (GIGGLING) 1270 01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:23,442 Everyone looks so nice! 1271 01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:27,081 Oh! Oh, you are just adorable! 1272 01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:29,927 Oh, yes! 1273 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:31,570 - (ORGAN PLAYING) - And that music, oh! 1274 01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:36,923 Who is that organist? She is good! Right? She looks like an Edna. 1275 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,686 Edna, you are very good! Who was that? Whoa! 1276 01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:42,810 (GIGGLES) 1277 01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:46,729 - Thanks for doing this, padre. Big fan. - Uh-huh. 1278 01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:50,486 Come here, let me squeeze you! Oh, you are so squishy! 1279 01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:52,210 (KEVIN GRUNTING) 1280 01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:53,561 (SIGHS) 1281 01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:55,160 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...Scarlet. 1282 01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:57,322 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) Go, go, Go! 1283 01:00:57,840 --> 01:00:59,205 (GROANS) 1284 01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:04,680 (KEVIN GRUNTING) 1285 01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:08,360 - (FRUSTRATED GRUNT) - (CHUCKLES AND SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1286 01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:11,365 Ouch! Ouch! 1287 01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:13,011 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1288 01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:15,484 - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) - (KEVIN SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1289 01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:16,846 KEVIN: (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...sayonara! 1290 01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:17,921 (GROANS) 1291 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,571 Ciao... (SPEAKING MINIONESE) 1292 01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:23,086 (SINGS AULD LANG SYNE IN MINIONESE) 1293 01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:33,445 (KEVIN SPEAKS MINIONESE) Bob... 1294 01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:34,806 - (BOB YELLING) - KEVIN: Stuart! 1295 01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:36,729 (GRUNTS AND SPEAKS IN MINIONESE) 1296 01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:39,851 (GRUNTING) 1297 01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:45,690 Aww! Oo-ooh! 1298 01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:47,771 - (SIGHS) - (GRUNTING) 1299 01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:49,768 - Okay! (SPEAKS MINIONESE) - (GROANING) 1300 01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:51,808 (GRUNTS) 1301 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,001 Oh! Beh... 1302 01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:56,523 ARCHBISHOP: Will you to your power 1303 01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:58,722 - cause law and justice... - (GASPS) 1304 01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:00,211 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...Popapil! 1305 01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:02,368 (GRUNTING AND BLOWING) 1306 01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:03,441 Oh! Ah... 1307 01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:05,765 Hmm? Ah... 1308 01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:06,841 (CRIES) 1309 01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:08,490 Huh? Uh... Uh... (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1310 01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:09,561 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 1311 01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:13,409 Stopa! (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1312 01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:14,480 (GRUNTING) 1313 01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:16,045 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) Bah! 1314 01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:17,724 (BOTH YELLING) 1315 01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:19,929 (BOTH SPEAK MINIONESE AND YELLING) 1316 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,684 ARCHBISHOP: In mercy... 1317 01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:25,845 No, no, no! 1318 01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:29,691 ARCHBISHOP: Do you, Scarlet Overkill... 1319 01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:31,091 (BOTH PANTING) 1320 01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:33,966 (BOTH SCREAMING) 1321 01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:38,766 (SPEAKS MINIONESE AND CHUCKLING) 1322 01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:40,251 Yeah! 1323 01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:41,805 Huh? Oh? 1324 01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:43,041 No! 1325 01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:45,964 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1326 01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:47,690 Uh, mmm... 1327 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,729 (GRUNTS) 1328 01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:54,921 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1329 01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:00,720 - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...Bob. 1330 01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:02,882 (GRUNTING) 1331 01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:05,164 (BOB SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1332 01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:08,562 ARCHBISHOP: I proclaim thee, Scarlet Overkill, 1333 01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:10,842 the Queen of England! Oh! Huh? 1334 01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:13,366 (GRUNTING) 1335 01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:15,447 - Kevin! - (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) 1336 01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:16,561 Huh? 1337 01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:19,881 (GROWLS) 1338 01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:21,611 (PEOPLE GASPING) 1339 01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:25,525 Scarlet! Scarlet, my queen? 1340 01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:27,364 Somebody help me! 1341 01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:33,644 Come on, come on! Lift on two. One, two! 1342 01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:35,725 One, two! 1343 01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:37,404 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1344 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:38,811 (RUMBLING) Huh? 1345 01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:41,130 (PEOPLE GASPING) 1346 01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:48,810 Scarlet! You're okay! 1347 01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:51,482 He tried to kill me! 1348 01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:53,369 Uh, no... (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1349 01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:59,163 Villains, this is no longer a coronation! It is an execution! 1350 01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:00,810 - Get them! - (VILLAINS YELLING) 1351 01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:02,687 (SCREAMING) 1352 01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:08,290 Whoa, Nelly! Run, fellas, run! 1353 01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:15,689 VILLAIN #1: Come back here, you! 1354 01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:16,761 (PANTING) 1355 01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:20,281 Ah! 1356 01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:21,721 (ROARS) 1357 01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:25,770 - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) - (YELLING) 1358 01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:27,561 (SHUDDERING) 1359 01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:29,329 - (MOTOR WHIRRING) - Uh? 1360 01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:32,006 (PANICKED CHATTER IN MINIONESE) 1361 01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:35,081 (PANICKED YELLING) 1362 01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:38,965 (SINISTER YELL) 1363 01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:40,041 Hyah! 1364 01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:49,120 (PANTING) 1365 01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:50,161 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1366 01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:51,281 Aah! 1367 01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:53,601 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1368 01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:54,681 You're mine! 1369 01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:56,000 Stuart, Bob! Uh... 1370 01:04:58,080 --> 01:05:00,651 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1371 01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:01,967 (MANIACAL LAUGHING) 1372 01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:09,921 Oops! 1373 01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:11,481 (YELLING) 1374 01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:14,921 Oh! (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1375 01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:16,650 Hey! I got one! 1376 01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:24,203 (YELLING) 1377 01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:26,921 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1378 01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:28,241 (LAUGHING) 1379 01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:37,921 Tim! 1380 01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:39,960 (SIGHS) 1381 01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:41,041 (GURGLES) Huh? 1382 01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:45,366 Oh? Aww! Oh! (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1383 01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:46,601 (CHUCKLES) Uh? Eh? 1384 01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:47,806 - (GROWLING) - (SCREAMING) 1385 01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:51,481 Tim! 1386 01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:58,485 Stuart! Bob! 1387 01:05:58,600 --> 01:05:59,601 (SIGHS) 1388 01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:01,250 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1389 01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:02,685 Buddies! 1390 01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:07,684 MALE VOICE: (OVER SPEAKERS) Mind the gap. 1391 01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:11,091 Mind the gap. 1392 01:06:11,160 --> 01:06:12,844 (MINIONS CHEERING AND CHUCKLING) 1393 01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:15,287 Mind the gap! Mind the gap! Mind the gap! 1394 01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:16,885 Mind the gap. 1395 01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:18,246 Mind the gap! 1396 01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:21,166 VILLAIN #2: He won't get away! 1397 01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:22,446 VILLAIN #3: He won't escape us! 1398 01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:25,131 (ROWDY CLAMOR) 1399 01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:26,601 (GROWLS) 1400 01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:28,720 - (QUEEN LAUGHING) - Huh? 1401 01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:31,001 What about this one? 1402 01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:34,406 - Why did the queen go to the dentist? - (STRAINING) 1403 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,128 To get her teeth crowned. 1404 01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:39,441 - (LAUGHTER) - Heh! (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1405 01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:41,727 Tell us another one, Lizzy! 1406 01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:42,801 KEVIN: Uh, uh... 1407 01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:44,450 Bello! (SIGHS) Oh! 1408 01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:45,721 It's you. 1409 01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:48,531 Everyone, this is one of the little fellows 1410 01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:51,171 who stole the monarchy from me. 1411 01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:53,686 And how's that working out for you? 1412 01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:55,922 Uh, Scarlet... (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1413 01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:58,810 Oh, yes, yes, I saw what was going on on the telly. 1414 01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:00,006 Uh, telly? 1415 01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:01,849 What was meant to be the coronation of 1416 01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:04,810 Scarlet Overkill has gone terribly wrong as... 1417 01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:06,041 SCARLET: Move! 1418 01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:07,565 (GROWLING) 1419 01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:11,201 Kevin, Kevin, I know you're out there. 1420 01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:15,285 You think you've gotten away? Well, what do we have here? 1421 01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:16,361 Bello! 1422 01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:18,249 Oh, my goodness! Bob? Stuart? 1423 01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:20,721 Which one shall I kill first? 1424 01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:23,610 Little Bob? Stuart? 1425 01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:26,251 Bob! Stuart! 1426 01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:31,169 I will do it, Kevin, if you are not back here by dawn! 1427 01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:32,927 Oh, my! 1428 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,001 (GASPS) No! 1429 01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:35,889 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...buddies! 1430 01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:37,246 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...Scarlet. 1431 01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:38,970 (GRUNTING) 1432 01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:41,920 (GASPS) 1433 01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:44,201 (GRUNTING AND YELLING) 1434 01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:46,161 (SIGHS) 1435 01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:53,485 (SINISTER LAUGH) 1436 01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:55,164 There he is! 1437 01:07:55,920 --> 01:07:57,285 (GRUNTING) 1438 01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:05,086 Follow me! 1439 01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:06,366 (ALL CLAMORING) 1440 01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:07,601 Ah! Ha-haa! 1441 01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:11,251 (LAUGHS) 1442 01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:13,322 Who the man, eh? (LAUGHS) 1443 01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:15,245 Uh... Oh! 1444 01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:16,566 - (DISTANT THUDDING) - Oh. 1445 01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:17,971 (YELLING) 1446 01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:20,281 Harder! It's just my head. 1447 01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:21,601 (SPITS) 1448 01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:23,364 - Oh, no! - (PANICKED GRUNTING) 1449 01:08:23,440 --> 01:08:24,805 DUMO THE SUMO: This way! Let's get him! 1450 01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:26,245 VILLAIN #2: Go, go, go! 1451 01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:27,606 (PANICKED GRUNTING) 1452 01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:29,364 - (ROARS) - (KEVIN YELLING) 1453 01:08:29,440 --> 01:08:32,205 No! (YELLS IN MINIONESE) 1454 01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:38,160 (NERVOUS GRUNTING AND MOANING) 1455 01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:42,400 - (ALARM BLARING) - Huh? 1456 01:08:42,480 --> 01:08:43,481 (SCREAMS) 1457 01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:50,045 (CRIES) 1458 01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:51,641 Oh. 1459 01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:52,720 (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) 1460 01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:54,171 (BLOWS) Huh? 1461 01:08:54,440 --> 01:08:56,761 - FEMALE VOICE: Ultimate weapon initiated. - (SCREAMING) 1462 01:08:56,840 --> 01:09:01,164 Activation in three, two, one. 1463 01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:05,525 (VILLAINS GASPING) 1464 01:09:30,440 --> 01:09:31,930 (ECHOING) Bello. 1465 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:33,684 (VILLAINS SCREAMING) 1466 01:09:36,320 --> 01:09:38,448 Huh? (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...buddies! 1467 01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:41,204 (MUFFLED MUMBLING) 1468 01:09:41,320 --> 01:09:43,243 SCARLET: This is it, boys! 1469 01:09:43,320 --> 01:09:45,607 Things do not look good for you. 1470 01:09:45,720 --> 01:09:47,290 Oh, and I'm keeping the bear. 1471 01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:48,805 (MUFFLED GASPS) Tim! 1472 01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:51,326 You're not gonna need him where you're going. 1473 01:09:51,400 --> 01:09:52,606 (WHISPERING) Heaven. 1474 01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:55,929 (GROWLING) 1475 01:09:56,600 --> 01:09:57,601 (BIRD SQUAWKING) 1476 01:09:57,680 --> 01:09:59,250 Huh? Uh... Aah! 1477 01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:01,800 Shoosh, shoosh, shoosh, shoosh! Oh! 1478 01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:03,484 Huh? Ah! 1479 01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:06,131 (GRUNTING) 1480 01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:10,731 Bye-bye. Say bye-bye, Bob. Bye-bye! 1481 01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:13,007 (MUFFLED WHIMPERING) 1482 01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:14,081 (SOBBING) 1483 01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:28,166 (SCREAMING) 1484 01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:33,446 (CHUCKLING) 1485 01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:38,811 (BOTH STRAINING AND MUMBLING) 1486 01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:41,081 (CHUCKLES) 1487 01:10:41,160 --> 01:10:42,446 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1488 01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:44,249 (BOTH CHEERING) 1489 01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:47,403 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) Huh? 1490 01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:50,005 Oh, whoa! 1491 01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:52,762 Wait, what? How did he... 1492 01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:54,922 (GROWLS) Hold my bear. 1493 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:56,889 (BOTH YELLING) 1494 01:10:57,160 --> 01:10:58,161 Huh? 1495 01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:10,726 (BOTH YELLING) 1496 01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:14,845 (WHISTLING) 1497 01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:17,207 (CHUCKLES AND SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1498 01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:21,444 Yippee! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Kevin! 1499 01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:22,851 (GASPS AND SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1500 01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:24,206 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1501 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:25,805 So, that's your plan? 1502 01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:28,121 Make yourself a bigger target? 1503 01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:29,201 (LAUGHS) 1504 01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:31,169 (YELLS) 1505 01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:33,442 - (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) - (CHATTERING QUIETLY IN MINICNESE) 1506 01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:35,602 (KEVIN WAILS IN MINIONESE) Huh? 1507 01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:37,648 K-K-Kevin? Hey! 1508 01:11:37,720 --> 01:11:39,290 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...Kevin! 1509 01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:42,250 (EXCITED CHATTER IN MINIONESE) 1510 01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:44,328 (SCARLET SCREAMING) 1511 01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:45,400 Whoa! 1512 01:11:45,440 --> 01:11:46,965 (BOTH SCREAMING) 1513 01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:55,689 (SHUDDERING WHIMPERS) 1514 01:11:57,560 --> 01:11:59,801 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) Ow! 1515 01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:05,121 And so help me, 1516 01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:07,407 I never wanna see another one of 1517 01:12:07,480 --> 01:12:09,801 your goofy, bug-eyed faces ever again! 1518 01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:11,880 - MINIONS: (CHANTING) Scarlet! Scarlet! Scarlet! - What? 1519 01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:15,447 Oh, you've gotta be kidding me! 1520 01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:17,926 (ALL SCREAMING) 1521 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,684 Oh no, you don't! 1522 01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:24,441 Whoa! 1523 01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:30,844 And just for the record, my little deviled eggs, 1524 01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:34,288 you can thank Kevin for what I'm about to do to you! 1525 01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:37,524 Ow! Ow! 1526 01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:42,681 (SLURPING) 1527 01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:44,603 - (ALL CHEERING) - Bob! Stuart! Buddies! 1528 01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:47,127 Tony! (LAUGHS) 1529 01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:48,440 Tom! 1530 01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:50,443 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) Chris! 1531 01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:52,045 You the man! 1532 01:12:52,120 --> 01:12:56,125 (LAUGHS) Buddies! Mazel tov. 1533 01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:02,607 (CHOKES) 1534 01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:07,806 Ugh! Ew! 1535 01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:10,682 Ooh! Aah! Kevin! Kevin! 1536 01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:16,044 Enough! This ends now! 1537 01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:28,401 (GRUNTING) 1538 01:13:43,480 --> 01:13:45,084 Kevin! 1539 01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:48,801 (LAUGHS) You imbecile! Have fun exploding! 1540 01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:50,006 Baby! 1541 01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:52,246 What's the rush? 1542 01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:53,481 Got to get out of here! 1543 01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:57,445 Let us go! 1544 01:14:04,880 --> 01:14:07,247 No, no, no, no! 1545 01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:18,288 - (STUTTERING) - Kevin! 1546 01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:21,287 (BOB CRYING) 1547 01:14:21,360 --> 01:14:23,761 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1548 01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:27,765 (SOBBING) 1549 01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:33,684 - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) - (GASPS) 1550 01:14:33,760 --> 01:14:35,842 (SPEAKS MINIONESE AND LAUGHS) 1551 01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:38,604 (SOBBING) 1552 01:14:38,680 --> 01:14:41,286 Kevin... (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1553 01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:45,483 (MINIONS HUMMING TAPS) 1554 01:14:48,920 --> 01:14:51,002 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1555 01:14:51,240 --> 01:14:53,242 (ALL HUMMING) 1556 01:14:57,400 --> 01:14:59,004 (SCREAMING) 1557 01:14:59,080 --> 01:15:01,003 - Huh? - (EXCITED SPUTTERING) 1558 01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:08,483 (CHEERING) 1559 01:15:21,880 --> 01:15:23,325 Ha-ha! Whoo-hoo! 1560 01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:24,686 (PANICKED GRUNTING AND YELLING) 1561 01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:26,841 ALL: Ooh! 1562 01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:29,809 (MINIONS CHEERING) 1563 01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:32,366 (PAINED CHEERING) 1564 01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:46,570 Stuart? Hmm. 1565 01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:48,051 Bob? (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1566 01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:51,881 Okay. 1567 01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:54,406 (INHALES DEEPLY AND SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1568 01:15:55,440 --> 01:15:57,807 (CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) 1569 01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:12,251 Ladies and gentlemen, we are here today to celebrate the Minions! 1570 01:16:12,320 --> 01:16:13,765 (CHEERING) 1571 01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:15,450 (CHEERS) 1572 01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:17,488 - (BARKS) - Huh! (RETCHES) 1573 01:16:18,280 --> 01:16:21,841 The country owes you a great debt of gratitude. 1574 01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:27,686 Bob, you were a wise and noble king for all of eight hours. 1575 01:16:28,280 --> 01:16:33,684 So for you, I offer this tiny crown for your teddy bear, Tim. 1576 01:16:33,840 --> 01:16:35,365 (GIGGLES) 1577 01:16:35,440 --> 01:16:37,920 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1578 01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:39,411 Oh, very good, Bob! 1579 01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:41,286 (SOBBING) 1580 01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:43,442 Oh, spectacular! 1581 01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:46,444 I'm so proud of you boys! 1582 01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:49,330 Oh, Stuart. (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1583 01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:54,964 For you, I have this beautiful, super-duper, incredible... 1584 01:16:55,040 --> 01:16:57,486 Ah! ...snow globe! 1585 01:16:57,560 --> 01:16:59,449 Eh? Poglobe? Uh, ze... 1586 01:16:59,520 --> 01:17:02,808 And look, look, hours of excitement! 1587 01:17:03,520 --> 01:17:04,931 Oh, uh... 1588 01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:07,810 Yippee. Uh, eh, gracias. 1589 01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:10,406 (SNORTS AND LAUGHS) 1590 01:17:10,520 --> 01:17:13,524 Stuart, we're just messing with you! 1591 01:17:14,440 --> 01:17:17,603 Don't be mad at me, it was Kevin's idea. 1592 01:17:17,680 --> 01:17:19,682 Kevin! (LAUGHING) 1593 01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:22,730 THE QUEEN: We have a much better surprise for you! 1594 01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:25,411 - (GASPS) - (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...super mega ukulele! 1595 01:17:25,480 --> 01:17:27,687 Uh... Wow! (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1596 01:17:27,920 --> 01:17:29,888 (PLAYING NOTES) 1597 01:17:31,240 --> 01:17:33,481 (DISTORTED GUITAR RIFFS) 1598 01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:39,571 (CHEERING) 1599 01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:46,569 (SCREAMING) 1600 01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:57,410 (GASPS) 1601 01:17:58,600 --> 01:18:01,365 (STUART SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...poglobe. 1602 01:18:02,440 --> 01:18:03,680 Thank you. 1603 01:18:04,440 --> 01:18:06,363 Right. Uh... 1604 01:18:06,440 --> 01:18:08,568 And finally, Kevin! 1605 01:18:09,520 --> 01:18:10,806 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1606 01:18:11,480 --> 01:18:15,007 You are a hero of the highest order. 1607 01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:19,290 For your bravery and valor, I am knighting you. 1608 01:18:20,040 --> 01:18:23,328 From here on out, you are Sir Kevin. 1609 01:18:24,280 --> 01:18:25,486 Well done. 1610 01:18:29,320 --> 01:18:31,448 (ECSTATIC CHEERING) 1611 01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:37,847 MALE NARRATOR: What a beautiful moment! 1612 01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:40,440 Kumbaya! Kumbaya! 1613 01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:45,560 The nation, nay, the world was celebrating Kevin, Stuart and Bob. 1614 01:18:45,640 --> 01:18:48,962 The last few thousand years were rough, no question, 1615 01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:52,647 but things were finally going their way! 1616 01:18:53,160 --> 01:18:55,970 Kevin had never been more proud. 1617 01:18:56,760 --> 01:18:58,683 But something was missing. 1618 01:18:59,240 --> 01:19:01,925 Yes, good show, good show! 1619 01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:03,047 (GASPS) 1620 01:19:03,120 --> 01:19:05,600 My crown is gone! It's gone! 1621 01:19:06,160 --> 01:19:07,160 Blimey! 1622 01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:09,043 She's lost the crown! Oh, my days! 1623 01:19:09,120 --> 01:19:10,121 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1624 01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:13,810 (SINISTER CHUCKLE) 1625 01:19:13,880 --> 01:19:14,961 Scarlet? 1626 01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:18,442 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) Scarlet! Hey! 1627 01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:20,602 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...Scarlet! Hey! 1628 01:19:20,680 --> 01:19:24,480 They took everything from me! My castle! My reputation! 1629 01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:27,325 Things look bleak, baby, I'm not gonna lie! 1630 01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:30,609 But now at least I have my crown! 1631 01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:32,523 (CROWD GASPING) 1632 01:19:43,480 --> 01:19:45,323 (GRUNTING) 1633 01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:47,528 (MUFFLED) Child, give me that back. 1634 01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:51,409 No, I don't think so! 1635 01:19:51,480 --> 01:19:54,802 You have no idea who you're messing with! 1636 01:19:54,880 --> 01:19:57,724 I am the greatest super-villain of all time! 1637 01:19:57,800 --> 01:19:59,370 (CHUCKLES) Oh! 1638 01:19:59,480 --> 01:20:00,811 Were you? 1639 01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:02,723 (CHUCKLES) 1640 01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:05,083 (STUTTERING) 1641 01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:10,882 B... B... Buddies... (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1642 01:20:22,040 --> 01:20:23,644 Ah! 1643 01:20:28,760 --> 01:20:31,969 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...Boss! Ha, ha! 1644 01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:35,283 Get back! Are you really going to allow that little penguin 1645 01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:38,170 to make off with my crown? 1646 01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:41,480 Herb. 1647 01:20:42,160 --> 01:20:43,810 I'm done. 1648 01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:46,250 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1649 01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:49,321 For me? 1650 01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:52,450 (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1651 01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:54,001 Bye-bye! 1652 01:20:54,760 --> 01:20:56,250 Big boss! 1653 01:20:56,320 --> 01:20:58,288 (MINIONS CHEERING) 1654 01:20:58,360 --> 01:21:03,002 MALE NARRATOR: And that is how the Minions found their new boss. 1655 01:21:03,080 --> 01:21:06,607 He was cunning, he was evil, he was perfect. 1656 01:21:06,680 --> 01:21:10,480 He was despicable. 1657 01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:11,800 (SINISTER LAUGHTER) 1658 01:21:30,320 --> 01:21:31,321 (SHOOING) 1659 01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:33,325 (IMITATING) 1660 01:21:51,680 --> 01:21:52,727 Huh? 1661 01:21:53,640 --> 01:21:54,640 Banana! Banana! 1662 01:21:54,720 --> 01:21:55,721 Banana! 1663 01:21:57,360 --> 01:21:59,840 - (MINIONS CHATTERING) - Banana! Banana! Banana! 1664 01:22:00,320 --> 01:22:02,004 (SCREAMING) 1665 01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:06,921 (YELPS) 1666 01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:09,161 Banana! 1667 01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:22,245 (GRUNTING) 1668 01:22:24,880 --> 01:22:26,484 (LAUGHING) 1669 01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:45,001 (HUSHING) 1670 01:22:49,520 --> 01:22:50,806 (GROWLING) 1671 01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:57,367 Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! 1672 01:23:10,920 --> 01:23:12,490 (LAUGHTER) 1673 01:23:32,160 --> 01:23:33,685 ALL: Gru! Gru! Gru! 1674 01:23:41,440 --> 01:23:45,570 Gru! 1675 01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:52,531 (GIGGLING) 1676 01:28:25,680 --> 01:28:27,728 (PLAYING ROCK MUSIC) 1677 01:28:30,080 --> 01:28:31,730 (SHOUTING) 1678 01:28:33,320 --> 01:28:35,607 (SINGING REVOLUTION IN MINIONESE) 1679 01:28:42,720 --> 01:28:44,688 Bob... (SPEAKS MINIONESE) 1680 01:29:55,520 --> 01:29:57,602 Hey! Come back here! 1681 01:30:30,880 --> 01:30:31,881 (GROWLING) 1682 01:30:39,440 --> 01:30:41,442 (ROARING) 1683 01:30:44,080 --> 01:30:45,445 - Freeze ray! - (GUN CLICKS) 1684 01:30:49,320 --> 01:30:50,321 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 1685 01:30:51,423 --> 01:30:56,425 Sync By: GoldenBeard Improved By: Fidel33