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CHABUDDY: All the great entrepreneurs
all started somewhere,
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you know, your Donald Trumps,
your Duncan Bannatynes,
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The Apprentice guy Alan Shearer.
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They all started
in something like this.
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Welcome to the dream factory,
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where dreams are made.
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Mainly t-shirts though.
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What makes a good t-shirt?
I think deceptiveness.
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You know, so... you look at
a t-shirt and you think
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"Oh, that's Gucci isn't it?"
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And then you look
carefully and it's Coochi.
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Dolce and Gabbana?
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No, mate, Deepak and Gurdeve.
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INTERVIEWER: So how many
t-shirts have you bought?
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This is all the t-shirts here
so I've got 6,000 of these.
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But I mean so far
I've done around two.
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Bloody upside down isn't it.
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Oh shit.
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Oh, fuck.
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Bloody hell,
it's harder than I thought.
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I should have people
doing this for me really.
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Bastard.
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MICHE: Are you excited
about your day today?
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ANGEL: Yeah.
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MICHE:
Mummy's going to be working all day.
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All right, give Mummy a hug.
Yeah, I'll miss you.
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All right, well I'll see
you after work then.
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GRINDAH: All right.
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- Still feels a bit weird saying that.
- All right, Ange,
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gonna have a fun day with
your daddy today, yeah?
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I want to go to Nanna's.
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Well, Nanna's on holiday
ain't she, Ange?
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Yeah, your precious Nanny
is getting her rat out in Zante.
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Stop it, like,
she's gone to visit her lover.
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Lover!
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He's like 17 years old and hands out
flyers outside a pub.
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He's hardly a lover,
he can't even speak English.
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Well, love is still the
same whether it's in English
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or in foreign, so...
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I'll see you after five.
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All right, laters.
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(CLICKING)
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Fucking light bulbs.
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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll
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They put them too high up.
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(GROANS)
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Oh, fuck's sake! (SIGHS)
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Craig, don't use the
downstairs toilet, mate.
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- The light's not working.
- Mum said you have to fix it.
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DJ BEATS: She's always trying
to get us to fix stuff, innit?
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She says she's sick
of shitting in the dark.
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Makes it way more intense
to what it needs to be!
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Yeah it is quite intense,
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you don't know where
you're at with the wipes.
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Hello, Lavender, Miche speaking.
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Okay, yeah,
I'll just put you on hold.
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So this is my new work.
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This is Lavender Hair & Beauty.
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At the moment
I'm on a probation period,
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so that sort of means
that I'm on a...
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it's like an audition,
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but it's for the role
of a hairdresser.
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So, yeah.
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Would that be the full body
or is that the half wax?
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Okay, great,
I'll just put you on hold.
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Hello, Lavender, Miche speaking.
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Yeah, what sort of therapy
or procedure
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would you be interested in today?
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Yeah, then I'll just put you on hold.
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- You all right, Miche?
- Oh, Tanya.
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Yeah, I'm just practising
my phone technique.
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Is there a hold button on there?
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- No.
- Oh, okay.
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- (RATTLING)
- (ANGEL MURMURING)
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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There's the door.
Get the door please, Angel.
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GRINDAH: I don't need to constantly
hang around with a little girl,
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that's weird.
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People get arrested
for things like that.
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Why should I be doing that?
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And then I'm gonna be...
People gonna see me and be like,
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"Grindah just hangs around
with little chicks."
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And no one's gonna
respect me anymore.
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She's your daughter.
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Go give Grindah his jacket as well.
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- You lot?
- CAMERAMAN: Yeah, we'll follow you.
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All right, sweet.
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Chabuddy is recruiting.
It's official, guys.
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Yeah, you know what I mean?
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No questions here as well,
you don't need any visa.
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You know there's a lot of
guys out there at the moment
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who are looking for work,
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and today I am their
knight in shiny armour.
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I remember how happy I was
when I got my first job,
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it was in Lahore.
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I was 12 years old and
I had the opportunity
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to work for Nissan.
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Blown away.
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Unfortunately,
when I got there I realized
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it was just a prawn peeling factory
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and my boss's nickname was Nissan
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'cause he drove a Nissan, isn't it?
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"Are you struggling to find work?
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Do you like clothes
and money and women?
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Then this might be the
opportunity for you."
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Come down to my sweatshop...
to my warehouse,
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come down to my warehouse
and get some work in, mate.
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GRINDAH:
♪ Hype hype rhythm and sound ♪
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♪ Hype hype rhythm and sound ♪
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♪ Hype hype rhythm and sound ♪
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♪ The music makes me wanna get down ♪
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♪ Hype hype rhythm and sound ♪
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♪ Hype hype rhythm and sound ♪
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♪ Hype hype rhythm and sound ♪
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♪ Hype for the rhythm
it's a boom seleck ♪
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♪ Hype for the rhythm
it's a boom seleck ♪
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♪ Hype for the rhythm
it's a boom seleck ♪
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♪ MC Grindah with the intellect ♪
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♪ I say hype for the
rhythm it's a boom seleck ♪
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Grindah, Can we get rid of all
these ashtrays and that,
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'cause of Angel?
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Do you need me to blaze
this outside as well?
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GRINDAH: Yeah, good point actually.
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Don't want her to develop
a taste for it too early.
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MICHE: Angel's been spending
a lot more time with Grindah
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and Decoy since I've been
working so that's nice.
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INTERVIEWER: How is Grindah finding
it without you around as much?
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Oh, well, I think Grindah's
coping now I'm working.
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There were a few problems at first
because he couldn't quite understand
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when his meal times were,
so I had to leave him sort of
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little boxes in the fridge
of all his different food
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and I'd send him
a message or whatever
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when he should eat it.
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Hold tight, man, like Angel,
stepping up, stepping in.
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Don't clang in any mixes though,
yeah, we're live on air, yeah?
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Selecta, selecta.
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Kurupt FM.
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What does this one do?
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GRINDAH:
All right, chill out, mate.
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Yeah, but...
I spent ages setting that up.
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I reckon we should
just take her out man?
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GRINDAH: Yeah.
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Angel, where would you like to go?
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I want to go to Nanna's.
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She's constantly like, "Oh,
Nanna does this, Nanna does that."
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She's just trying
to throw it in my face.
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And I know what Angel's doing,
she's clever,
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she wants me to rise to that so that
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I can be the best father
that I can be.
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For that, mate, I respect her.
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Okay, change of plan.
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Do your jacket up,
pop yourself over there.
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You all right to look after it all
till Miche gets back, yeah?
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Yeah, man, course. Yeah definitely.
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Sweet, I can trust you, yeah?
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Yeah.
When have I ever let you down...
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recently?
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You can go back in now, Steves, mate.
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See you in a bit.
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CHABUDDY: Ruddy government, always
trying to hold you down isn't it?
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I'm offering a job where
you can be your own boss.
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Just jump in my van and do
exactly what I tell you.
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Hello, mate, do you want a job?
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Jump in the van, mate.
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Anyone want a job?
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Recruiting is about confidence.
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One thing that people
love is confidence.
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I can sell anything to anyone,
anywhere,
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anytime, anywho, anywhat,
why, where, who, why, when.
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Vintage, madam look at that.
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Cash money, bro!
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Wait till I pull up in the Merc,
they're gonna see the tash,
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they're gonna see the shoes,
they're gonna say,
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"Yes, that's my new boss."
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I don't get it, in the films
they jump straight into your van.
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Open the doors, they come in.
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Maybe it only works with Mexicans.
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Where can I find some Mexicans?
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TANYA: If you put something
in for about six weeks
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once your regrowth
has come through, yeah?
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Okay, great.
And then that's 50 pounds
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for today, thank you.
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- There you go.
- Oh, lovely, thanks.
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Um... Great, and so I hope you
enjoyed your Lavender experience.
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- Thank you very much.
- Have a great day.
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MICHE: When I first worked here
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I didn't actually know
what "Lavender" meant,
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but obviously
I googled it and found out
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that it's a tone of purple.
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INTERVIEWER: And it smells
of lavender in here as well.
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Well, it's purple.
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INTERVIEWER: The plant, I mean.
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MICHE: No, this is just a colour.
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INTERVIEWER:
What about the picture behind you?
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Yeah, it's purple.
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INTERVIEWER: No, the plant.
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Yeah, no, it's a purple plant.
Is that what you mean?
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DJ BEATS: Pure kuruption.
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♪ (GARAGE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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(SIGHS) You seen this?
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It's normally Grindah's chair but...
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as acting head honcho today,
I can use it.
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Being second in command involves
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actually taking on the more
stressful side of the work.
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I'd better not overdo it though.
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It's pass and parcel of
the game really, innit?
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I'm like a paramedic,
I'm always on call.
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Right about now, you are locked into
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the sounds of the legendary,
the absolute number one,
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Kurupt FM 108.9 on your dial.
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- Steve? Make me a tea please, bruv.
- Yeah?
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- Yeah.
- Cheers, mate.
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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What?
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Bruv, all the lights just
went off at the same time,
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I think the poltergeist's back.
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It's definitely something
to do with the electricity.
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It is to do with electricity
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because poltergeists actually
control the electricity.
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That's what I've been trying to say.
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- What?
- Poltergeists control electricity.
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Is it?
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Yeah, they take out electricity
and then they put it on again
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but only the TV and then
you get sucked into the TV
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and you're a little girl
or something.
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STEVES: Don't even get me started
on the poltergeists, mate.
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I've heard murmured
voices through the walls,
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I've heard creaking, late at night...
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all... Other things as well.
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So what other explanation is there?
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Supernatural occurrence.
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Steves, stop with this
poltergeist shit, mate,
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you're throwing me off.
I really need to think.
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Grindah's gonna go mad if he
comes back and sees all this.
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I'm gonna go and check the mirrors
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because sometimes you can
see them in the mirrors.
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One, two, three, ah!
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Angel, do the jump as well.
Do the jump backwards!
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- No.
- No probably not actually.
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Mummy would be furious
if you broke something.
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Well, the most important
thing to me as a parent
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is seeing my kid happy.
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And more importantly
than that is knowing
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that she loves me more than
anyone else in the world.
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I know for a fact that Angel
loves me more than her nan.
246
00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,550
'Cause when she draws
pictures of the family,
247
00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:56,792
Nanna's never in them.
248
00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:01,313
If she was I'd tear it
up and Angel knows that.
249
00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:07,876
For example, you've got a
beautiful one here that she done.
250
00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:11,230
It's just me, Angel and her mum,
d'you know what I mean?
251
00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,354
Oh, yeah, and Decoy as well,
252
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:16,276
just cause he's around quite a lot
so she includes him.
253
00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:23,109
So that's off, on, off.
No difference.
254
00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:27,557
On. (SIGHS)
It's definitely an electrical issue.
255
00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:26,273
Let's call Grindah.
256
00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,957
I'm not calling Grindah,
bruv, we're gonna sort it.
257
00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:33,272
- Call Chabuds.
- Bruv I'm not calling Chabuds,
258
00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:35,671
'cause Grindah will find out,
I'm gonna sort it.
259
00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:39,074
Who pays the electricity bills?
Does your nan still sort that out?
260
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,277
Yeah she still does all
the bills and everything.
261
00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:42,958
Give her a call, I've got credit.
262
00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:43,834
She ain't got a phone though.
263
00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,958
She destroyed it because
I showed her a documentary
264
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:50,598
about how the government
track you through your phone.
265
00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:50,554
That's a good point.
266
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,070
Right, we're gonna go see her.
267
00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,035
Now?
268
00:11:57,680 --> 00:12:01,593
Yeah, now, we need to sort
this out, Steves, I told you.
269
00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:04,550
Right let me get a zoot for the road.
You lot got a Rizla?
270
00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,439
DJ BEATS:
We'll get some at the shop.
271
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:06,075
You lot got any?
272
00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:12,829
Steves, we don't have time,
pop yourself off.
273
00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:13,593
You can go up this bit as well.
Watch, watch, watch.
274
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,031
(LAUGHS) Get out of the way,
it's my turn, it's my turn.
275
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,315
KIDS: It's not, no, it's not!
276
00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:17,475
- GRINDAH: Get out the way!
- KIDS: Stop!
277
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,912
GRINDAH:
Oh, get out the way, it's my turn.
278
00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,635
(LAUGHING)
279
00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:26,109
Wait, wait, get out the way.
Get out of the way.
280
00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:28,949
- You go that way!
- Look, you can go like this as well.
281
00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,551
Your nan couldn't do that, could she?
282
00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:32,512
Whey! Backwards as well.
283
00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,552
Mate, what you doing?
284
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,399
WOMAN:
She's really cute, how old is she?
285
00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:41,918
Nah, she's not mine.
None of them are.
286
00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,759
Whatever, mate. Who do you they
like more out of you and me?
287
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,073
"Oh, my child can't go on the slide,"
288
00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,592
or me, the one who does it
backwards, mate?
289
00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:55,628
You see that?
I just went on the thing backwards.
290
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,029
They'd never seen anything like it.
291
00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,911
- DECOY: You killed it, man.
- (PANTS)
292
00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:57,674
Her nan could never
do anything like that
293
00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:00,468
in her pathetic little life.
294
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,158
(PANTING)
295
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,550
- There you go, bro.
- Nice one.
296
00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:06,869
ANGEL: Sweet!
297
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,112
- DECOY: Hey, there she is!
- GRINDAH: Here she is!
298
00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:14,553
You got the phone?
Gonna call Beats.
299
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,549
He's not answering.
300
00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:16,355
He's probably mixing, man.
301
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,154
GRINDAH: Yeah, maybe.
302
00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,309
DJ BEATS: If she has stopped
paying the electricity
303
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,399
that's just proper selfish, Steves.
304
00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,356
- Hello, Lorna!
- Hello, Steves.
305
00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:26,594
"Big L" we call her.
306
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,471
(DOOR BUZZES)
307
00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:30,509
Don't touch anything.
308
00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:34,876
Hi, Steve. How are you?
309
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:37,834
Huh? Just normal, innit.
310
00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:43,432
Steves, I'm gonna wait here.
311
00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:43,913
Old people weird me out a bit.
312
00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:44,595
In and out job with your nan.
313
00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,034
- In and out.
- Yeah.
314
00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:59,194
"Never too old to dream big
and set new goals."
315
00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:04,069
Once you go past 40, mate...
Do you know what I mean?
316
00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,196
Give up. Literally.
317
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:14,832
- Oi, oi, Nanza! What's going on?
- Ah! What a surprise!
318
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,109
- STEVES: Yes.
- NAN: I didn't expect you.
319
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,075
How you doing, all right?
320
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,395
What's going on? Good?
321
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:18,118
- Ah, lovely.
- What are you lot saying?
322
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:23,869
Ooh, I've got something
for you actually.
323
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,675
I was going to ask
you something as well. What was it?
324
00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:30,998
Keep them hidden.
325
00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:34,993
The nurse sorted them out
for me, they're mental.
326
00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:35,913
- STEVES: They good yeah?
- NAN: Yeah.
327
00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:46,635
- Has he been on 'em? He looks fucked.
- He's always away with the fairies.
328
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:50,913
"Fire safety for people with sight,
hearing and mobility difficulty."
329
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:52,839
Good luck. Do ya know what I mean?
330
00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,638
CHABUDDY:
Playing a little bit of footy.
331
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:56,514
Pretty agile actually
you know for their age,
332
00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:01,991
you know they could be good workers,
I might have a little butchers,
333
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,039
see if they're up for a bit of work.
334
00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:02,835
The thing is with these kids, yeah,
335
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,198
you've got to relate to them,
you got to impress them,
336
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:11,873
show them you know a bit about footy.
They used to call me Bombay Becks.
337
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,073
Hey, wassup, you need another player?
338
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,155
- All right, let me see the ball.
- KID: Nah, get off.
339
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,877
Just one second and I'll show
you some skills and that.
340
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:24,755
Leave us alone!
341
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,678
Ah! Anyway, listen,
any of you lot for some work,
342
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:29,595
a bit of cash in hand work?
343
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:31,195
Nah.
344
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,591
- Hey, are you Mexican?
- Nah.
345
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:38,435
- So, you're not up for any work?
- No.
346
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,395
All right, you lot are shit anyway.
347
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,315
I've found it hard, man,
348
00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:44,912
these kids don't want to
work anymore, you know?
349
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:50,070
I was working from the age of
eight with a tash, you know,
350
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,472
and it's like these kids
just want to lay about
351
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:56,594
on Chatroulette, dicks everywhere,
sending dick pics,
352
00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:58,473
you know, snatch snaps.
What they're into these kids?
353
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,710
It's nothing really, you know.
354
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,278
- I might just have one to be fair.
- All right, Steves. Hello.
355
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,916
All right. Everyone all right here?
356
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:12,915
NAN: Yeah, thank you.
357
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,990
Yeah, just having a
little plate of biscuits.
358
00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,116
Yeah, really enjoying them, actually.
Thank you.
359
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,238
NAN: All right, love, definitely.
360
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,195
GRINDAH:
When we met Steves he was like...
361
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:25,115
DJ BEATS: No one.
362
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:29,149
GRINDAH: The kid used to live with
his nan, how sad is that?
363
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,473
And then we come along,
we sort of gave him the push
364
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:36,636
to get her out of the flat and
we started pirate radio.
365
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,119
Do you know what I mean?
And now look at him now,
366
00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:41,956
he's got the fucking four till five
graveyard shift on Kurupt FM.
367
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,317
Now he's DJ Steves,
he used to just be Steves.
368
00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:47,315
Yeah.
369
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,551
- (STEVES SNIFFS)
- NAN: That's for my back.
370
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,752
Ah, yeah,
that's got a nice little burn
371
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,195
at the back of the throat.
372
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:55,869
Yeah that's good.
373
00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:01,317
Little hint of wild berry. (LAUGHS)
374
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,195
Like she's talking
about wine but it's drugs.
375
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,392
Yeah, yeah, that's a good year that.
376
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:12,350
1995 was a very good
year for pills. (LAUGHS)
377
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:15,349
1995 is a...
Oh, I can't really do voices.
378
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:14,479
NAN: No.
379
00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,068
(SNIFFS)
380
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:17,749
(SIGHS)
381
00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:19,268
(ANGEL YELLS
382
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,549
(WHISTLING)
383
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:28,028
Angel! (WHISTLES) Come here, boy.
384
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:26,994
- There you go.
- (ANGEL LAUGHS)
385
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,358
See that? Secret of parenting!
386
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,032
They're basically like dogs,
just give them sweets
387
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,950
and they'll just run around,
it's easy.
388
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,275
- (LAUGHS)
- I'm killin' it, aren't I?
389
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:39,472
Come on, Beats, mate.
390
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,912
(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)
391
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:43,999
INTERVIEWER: Who's that?
392
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,388
It's Grindah.
393
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,872
Probably wants to know
why the radio's not on.
394
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,479
INTERVIEWER: Are you worried?
395
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,319
Yeah a little bit because
if he gets back there
396
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,031
and no one's there,
he's going to be fuming.
397
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,997
And we're not on air so he's
going to be even more fuming.
398
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:04,555
INTERVIEWER: Is it important
for Kurupt to stay on air?
399
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,199
Yeah of course, if you
want to be London's leading
400
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:11,509
you can literally
never go down, like.
401
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:13,194
(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)
402
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,594
And again.
403
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,195
Fuck.
404
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:25,791
I'll just put it away.
Out of sight out of mind.
405
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,757
Where is Steves anyway?
406
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,555
No. Still answer machine.
407
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,630
Nah, we got to get back,
I'm getting worried now.
408
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:35,517
Angel, we're going.
409
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:35,755
Sweets!
410
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,874
No, no more sweets,
we're going, come on.
411
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,513
All right, see you lot
in a bit, yeah.
412
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:41,269
Just catch us up wherever.
413
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,396
- ANGEL: I wanna play more.
- GRINDAH: This way. Huh?
414
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,194
I want to play more.
415
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,430
Oh, well life's not all about fun,
Angel,
416
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,716
- you've had too much fun.
- Yes, it is!
417
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:50,789
If you have too much fun
you can get a headache.
418
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,594
Daddy Grindah gets them all the time
and they're not very good.
419
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:02,038
STEVES: People actually have
that voice in real life.
420
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,553
Hello, nice to meet you.
421
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:03,629
Bruv, we need to do one.
422
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,319
Did you find out
about the electricity?
423
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,552
Oh, that's what I was gonna do.
424
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,550
Did you stop paying the electricity?
425
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:10,915
Yeah, we got cut off.
426
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,357
That's weird, you're on a meter.
427
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,518
- Ah, the meter must have run out.
- Meter's run out.
428
00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:22,429
Nah, it couldn't have,
I rigged that meter with a magnet.
429
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:21,799
What's happened?
430
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,351
Basically, all I know is, yeah,
431
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,190
I was plugging in my new kettle
and then I think a poltergeist...
432
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,630
A new kettle, yeah?
433
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,673
Well you've blown the fuse
haven't you, you daft twat.
434
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,111
That's all it is, we just
need to go to the kettle
435
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,348
and get the fuse box out of it.
436
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,236
Is the fuse box at Steves' flat?
437
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,833
Right, we've gotta go,
it's the fuse box.
438
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,670
- Come on, Steves.
- Sorry, Nan, I've gotta go.
439
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:48,318
Here! Don't forget these.
440
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,232
Oh, yeah. You definitely
don't need these, yeah?
441
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:54,396
Nah, you'll enjoy them
far more than I will.
442
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,389
Probably will, to be fair.
443
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:55,958
Anyway I can always
get some more can't I?
444
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,356
"Oh, I must have lost them,
so sorry."
445
00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,559
No, I've got them here, Nan,
you just gave them to me!
446
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,995
Oh, no, you great idiot.
Go on, get out.
447
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,958
- Gotta go.
- Bye, Steves' Nan, nice to meet you.
448
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,433
- Bye, Nan.
- NAN: Cheers!
449
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,512
She's all right for an oldie,
actually.
450
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:09,675
You wally.
451
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,751
(ANGEL LAUGHING)
452
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,638
- What's going on, why is?
- DECOY: What's up?
453
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,472
- (RADIO STATIC)
- GRINDAH: It's not picking it up.
454
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,432
DECOY: It probably
don't reach this far.
455
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,195
It barely reaches
beyond the blocks like...
456
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,748
Don't try and blame Kurupt FM
457
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,115
because your shitty little
radio isn't up to par.
458
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,314
More sweets!
459
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,034
Just have loads, all right.
460
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,231
DJ BEATS: If he gets back
before us I'm fucked.
461
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:39,590
STEVES: Yeah, is that our bus?
462
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,274
DJ BEATS: That's our bus.
463
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,829
STEVES: Let me get the
whistle, get the whistle.
464
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:48,119
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Got it from carnival.
465
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,831
- Does that feel okay to you?
- Yeah.
466
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,831
Is the temperature
all right for you?
467
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,318
- Yeah.
- I've put on quite a lot of foam
468
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,919
so it gives you a deeper
469
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,831
- (KNOCKING)
- Sort of... clean.
470
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,675
Sorry, just bear with me
for one second.
471
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,593
What are you doing here?
472
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,073
I've gotta get back to radio
473
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:05,633
so I've gotta drop her off here,
yeah. Sweet.
474
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,832
Well, no, I don't finish
for another hour, so...
475
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:08,595
Yeah, I'm a little bit early
476
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,756
but that's better than being late,
innit? It's a good thing.
477
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,751
Hiya. You okay, Miche?
478
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,478
Oh, Tanya, so... rry about this.
479
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,390
This is my little girl
Angel who I told you about.
480
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:24,073
And this is Grindah who is
her dad and my boyfriend.
481
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,878
Oh and that's just his friend though.
482
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,158
We're just dropping off
the little 'un.
483
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,834
If she does cause any trouble,
little tip for you,
484
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:30,829
just give her a load of sweets
every few minutes
485
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:32,679
and she'll be happy, yeah?
486
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,877
See you in a bit.
Sweet. See you later, girl.
487
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:39,877
All right, well, Mummy is
shampooing. Mummy's shampooing!
488
00:21:39,878 --> 00:21:41,671
(LAUGHS) Angel,
Mummy just said "pooing"!
489
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,957
ANGEL: Mummy said "pooing".
Poo, poo, poo.
490
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:49,996
Hi, Angel, would you like
to have your nails done?
491
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:49,953
Mummy said "pooing!"
(LAUGHS)
492
00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:51,679
Sorry, Tanya.
493
00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:56,158
Maybe just finish up there and then
take a little break or something.
494
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,273
I'm really sorry about this
but if you just keep relaxing.
495
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:57,675
ANGEL: You're a poo!
496
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,034
- Tanya, I'm really sorry, okay.
- It's okay, it's fine, it's fine.
497
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,034
I think she's just had
too many sweets.
498
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,433
Angel! Angel!
499
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:06,999
All right, little man-child.
500
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,716
Hey, listen, do you want to make
a little bit of extra cash,
501
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,791
for like you know
for your Myspace page,
502
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,390
maybe you wanna pimp it out,
Facebook and that.
503
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,679
- WOMAN: Excuse me.
- Hello.
504
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,758
Come on, Steves, mate,
we haven't got time.
505
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:32,029
Bruv? (SNIFFS)
Bruv, do you want any of these?
506
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,511
Steves, we need to find
the fucking fuse box, mate.
507
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:33,753
Where did your Nan say it was?
508
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,314
Do you reckon the government
just gives old people drugs
509
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:38,432
just to try it out on them,
sort of thing?
510
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:39,195
Fucking hell.
511
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:45,110
Because like if they die then it's
not suspicious circumstances.
512
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:43,915
What's wrong with you?
513
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:47,470
Grindah could be back any second,
you fucking moron.
514
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:47,988
We need to find it now.
515
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:49,759
DECOY: Oh, man.
516
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,473
GRINDAH:
Quick, don't you even care?
517
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:52,788
I'm just gonna bosh a load of these
518
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:54,834
because I'm not really
feeling it right now.
519
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,233
DJ BEATS: Such a freak!
520
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:57,995
What does it even look like?
521
00:22:58,360 --> 00:22:59,475
Is it different colour
to a normal box?
522
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,950
It's a box that has
electricity inside it.
523
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,439
Have you checked these ones?
524
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,714
I can't even hear the tunes man.
525
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,957
Don't point it upwards,
don't film that bit.
526
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,234
I'll look in the kitchen.
527
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:20,193
DJ BEATS: You getting anything
in there, Steves?
528
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,195
No.
529
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,155
Get in, get in.
530
00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:31,032
Don't let me down, Beats, mate.
531
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,199
♪ (GARAGE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
532
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:33,719
Easy, boys, what's going on?
533
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,431
Yeah, man. Nothing. All good.
534
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,317
Everything running smoothly, innit?
535
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,232
Yeah? Nice, nice.
536
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:44,917
STEVES: We got the power
back up and running and that.
537
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:45,792
- What?
- Yeah, what?
538
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:47,635
What?
539
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,392
Steven,
you're getting slightly confused
540
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,312
with your new medication.
541
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,438
Do you wanna carry on doing
your record bag? Thank you.
542
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,634
DJ BEATS:
It is really tough to run Kurupt.
543
00:23:58,640 --> 00:23:59,868
Well, it's not that tough for me,
544
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,990
because I'm naturally gifted,
d'you know what I mean?
545
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,238
It's back-breaking labour for you,
d'you know what I mean?
546
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:05,235
Yeah.
547
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:07,354
(GROANS)
548
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:16,036
Oh, who's changed the
lumbar support on this?
549
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,474
Who's been on my seat?
550
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:22,394
I think Steves might have used it
earlier to do his records.
551
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:25,157
Steves, mate, it's my seat,
Beats knows that.
552
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:25,278
He'd never touch it.
553
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,358
I think I've had one
of my blackouts again.
554
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:32,032
I don't even remember doing that.
555
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,028
GRINDAH: Easy. You good, yeah?
556
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,596
Yeah watch out because
Angel was sick on the carpet.
557
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,836
Probably all the bloody
excitement she had today.
558
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,438
Sorry, she had like loads of sweets.
559
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:40,995
Yeah, it was sort of just like
560
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,319
a big sort of spray of
multi-coloured jelly.
561
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:46,669
Ah, not that bad then really,
as sick goes.
562
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:47,752
Well, she said she had
a nice day anyway.
563
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:48,828
"Nice day"?
564
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:55,793
Angel, Angel, did you say
you and Daddy had "a nice day"?
565
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,150
No, we had the best day ever,
didn't we?
566
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,195
Yeah.
567
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,239
Yeah, better than
with your nanna, innit?
568
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:03,277
High five. High five. Boom.
There you have it people!
569
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:02,275
Keep your voice down.
570
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,277
I am officially better
than your mum, tell your mum.
571
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,633
I should, probably get going.
572
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,556
- GRINDAH: Cool mate, Nice one.
- MICHE: Bye, Decoy, see you tomorrow.
573
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:20,231
Oh, man, that's actually put me
in a great mood, to be honest.
574
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:25,394
- ♪ (GARAGE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
575
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:25,793
Whey! Chabsy!
576
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:27,832
CHABUDDY: So, listen, I thought
I'd come and chat to Grindah,
577
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,234
see if anyone was up
for a bit of work.
578
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,310
Yeah? Nah, they're all gone.
579
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:38,150
I've just been sort of just
here on my own actually,
580
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,514
just finishing up
for the night and that.
581
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:38,675
You know I've just realised that
582
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,633
I've sorted our entire
vinyl collection.
583
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,997
It's all in order now, alphabetical.
584
00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:43,315
(SNIFFS)
585
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,552
INTERVIEWER: What do your
nan's drugs actually do?
586
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,991
It just livens you up, livens you up,
587
00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:51,031
because old people they
slow down at that age.
588
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,958
So if you aren't old
and then you do that,
589
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,311
you're moving at double the speed.
590
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,678
Stevie, what time
do you finish, mate?
591
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:12,349
(CLICKING)
592
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:18,318
Roche! Roche!
593
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,710
You heard of these little things
called 40 Watt light bulbs?
594
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:19,755
INTERVIEWER: Yeah.
595
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:21,873
Yeah, yeah.
Replace them up sometimes,
596
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,194
fuse boxes, whatever.
597
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,914
I can do washing machines,
whatever you're after really.
598
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:27,995
Chill.
599
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,838
- Anyone need a shit?
- CRAIG: Already had two today.
600
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,359
ROCHE: No, you go for it, love.
601
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:45,879
Well, actually, I wonder if I left
the bathroom light on downstairs.
602
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,349
Oh, you fixed it?
603
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,596
Thanks, love,
not just a pretty face are ya?
604
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:49,755
Exactly.
605
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:50,915
♪ (GARAGE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
606
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:52,799
CHABUDDY: It's amazing when
he's like this, you know,
607
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,429
he's like a machine.
608
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,114
And everyone says he's
some brain-dead weirdo!
609
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,433
- Huh?
- Nah, nothing.
610
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:02,913
I can't wait for the world to see
611
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,836
our replica designer brand, you know.
612
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,075
Look at this!
613
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:14,759
Limited edition Rolph Lauren.
Polo, mate.
614
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,358
Jockey's bigger
than the horse on that.
615
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,077
Exactly. This guy is great.
616
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,388
Dream job, innit?
617
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,478
CHABUDDY: Stay focused
Stevie, stay focused.
618
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:22,715
(SNIFFS)
619
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,719
(TOILET FLUSHING)
620
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:30,749
DJ BEATS: She's finished.
621
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:31,949
How was it?
622
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,433
Oh, get out my house.
623
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:16,000
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