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Sex, like life,
is often about the numbers.
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With two people, the agenda's clear.
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One gives, one receives.
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But add a third... and a fourth.
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That's when things become complicated.
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Secret Diary of a Call Girl 01 Ep 07
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Absolutely not. No way.
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No, I can't even believe
you suggested it. Fuck off. No.
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Why not? You're short of a partner.
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Yeah, but I wasn't asking YOU.
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I was just thinking aloud,
telling you my problems.
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Well, now it's not a problem.
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Ben, this is a job.
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A job you clearly have issues with.
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Not amateur gang-bang night.
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I know.
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And I know that I can handle it.
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Reckon I could do your job, do you?
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Organise the bar staff, order the drinks,
do whatever it is you do?
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I think you're forgetting something.
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I already know how to have sex.
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Yeah, but not professionally.
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Professionally?
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What exactly is it you think
I do in my job?
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Hannah!
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Take the money, spread my legs, moan a bit?
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I never said that.
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You have no idea.
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So show me. Come on.
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Makes perfect sense.
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Oh, Ben...
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I've accepted what you do.
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I've told you.
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It's not a problem for me.
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Good.
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But I still don't understand it.
I still worry.
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You keep telling me how it's all OK,
how safe it usually is.
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Why don't you let me see for myself?
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It's not a good idea.
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Why not?
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Because it's more involved than you think.
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Anyway, you're about to get married.
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Yeah, well, maybe that's a part of it.
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What, last gasp of freedom?
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Oh, come on.
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Why does it matter why I want to do it?
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It matters cos it's my job.
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My reputation. That's the point.
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I don't work with just anyone.
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Then work...with me.
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No.
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Most girls who do couples work
have a regular partner.
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The rest of us just point and click
but not without caution.
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Chiselled, classy, almost certainly gay.
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Not right for this job.
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Oh, I love these ones.
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Amateurs with egos.
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They take a few snaps of themselves
in the back garden
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pay a fee to the agency
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and reckon they'll get paid
to sleep around.
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But I'm looking for a professional.
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And how long have you been
in the business?
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Three, four years.
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Enjoy your work?
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Love sex. Love women.
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And what do you think
you bring to a client's experience?
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12 inches.
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Oh, hello. My name's Benjamin.
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Benjamin.
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I'm here about the job.
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I was just wondering
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if you could give me a few
more details about the vacancy.
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Well, perhaps you can tell me
what you already know.
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Only that it's for a foursome
and that you're short of a male partner.
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And what exactly do you think
the job entails?
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Sex, obviously.
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Um... watching. Being watched.
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I'm aware it's a very demanding position
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and that not everyone
can do this kind of work.
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This particular couple are first-timers.
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And they've booked a couples date
as an anniversary present for each other.
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Different.
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And in this case,
they've asked for a straight swap,
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so I'll have sex with the husband
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and my male partner will sleep
with the wife.
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Sounds good.
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Can I ask you, are you
in a relationship at the moment?
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I'm engaged.
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And you don't consider that
to be a problem?
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In what way?
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Well, some people, just some,
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might think that a person
who's about to get married
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shouldn't be getting paid
to have sex.
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I've always been able to separate
my sex life and my emotions.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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My...friend says
it's one of my best qualities.
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She's got a similar thing, you see.
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Able to emotionally detach.
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Keep things separate.
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She sounds like a very smart person.
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Mm. She is.
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Smart, strong...
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Of course, I'd never
say any of this to her.
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Course.
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Just sometimes she cuts her nose
off to spite her face.
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Oh?
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Yeah.
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Doesn't always let people in, you know?
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Even though deep down she knows
it could solve a lot of problems.
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So I like to help her out.
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Even if it causes complications?
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I can handle it if you can.
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???
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Do you do this every time?
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All this...
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No second chances
to make a first impression.
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See, this is where all the money goes.
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Underwear, make-up...
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Come on. You're loaded.
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I've seen all your little rolls of cash.
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Go on. How much do you make a year?
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Have to ask my accountant, love.
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Come on. Tell me.
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Turnover last year...
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105,000.
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Fuck me!
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Seriously?
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Told you you wouldn't like it.
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32,000.
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Don't be ridiculous.
You can't compare. I'm self-employed.
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I have many expenses.
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Laundry, booze, nibbles,
phone bills, mattresses.
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Yeah, all right. I get it.
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Anyway, I worked it out once.
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It costs me 20,000 a year to be Belle.
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It costs 34 to be Ben.
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That much?
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20 minutes and counting.
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There you go.
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Vodka?
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It's all you're getting.
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Otherwise the clients will smell it
on your breath. Oh...
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It's all right. Brought my own.
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One. That's not going
to get you very far.
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Penis, fingers, toys,
they all need their own condoms.
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Basic hygiene.
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Nice.
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Oh, and always use one hand
on yourself and the other on your...
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- On my guest?
- Exactly.
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I like to keep things clean.
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What if I don't fancy her?
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She'll be fine.
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But what if she's not?
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What if she's a real munter?
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Doesn't matter.
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When that doorbell rings,
whatever's on the other side, we smile.
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It's not the smiling
I'm worried about.
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Look, I don't fancy half the men
I sleep with.
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But I look at them and I think,
I could have some fun.
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An adventure, and that's enough.
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It'll be OK.
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How do you know that?
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Because I know you.
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And I know how you make people feel.
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What are you on about?
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I never felt shit when we were together.
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Even if I looked crap or felt fat,
it didn't matter.
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You know how to make people feel good.
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And if you take this,
you won't let anyone down.
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All male escorts use Viagra.
It's standard practice.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Belle?
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Hi, hello. Come in.
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Kate and...
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Liam.
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Liam. Hello. This is Ben.
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Hi.
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So you found us OK?
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Yeah, yeah. It was fine.
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We didn't have far. Just... Hendon.
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The RAF Museum.
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Yeah.
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Shall I take your coats?
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Thanks.
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Would you like to come through?
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Thank you.
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Oh, feel free. Here.
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Oh. Thanks. I wasn't sure.
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You know, not many places you can, these days.
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Well, this is one
where you most certainly can.
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Uh, can I get anybody a drink?
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Some champagne, maybe?
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Oh, lovely.
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Seeing as we're celebrating.
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Yeah. 15 years. Can't believe it.
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Well, 20, actually.
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We were together for five
before we got married.
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That's quite an achievement.
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Not quite there yet, are we, darling?
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Eight years, though.
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Oh.
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So you two are a real... I mean...
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You are together?
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We weren't sure if you'd be a...couple.
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Actually, we met at university.
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Oh. Snap. We went to Nottingham.
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BOTH: Newcastle.
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Ah, Newcastle. Alan Shearer.
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Sting.
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Coal.
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Er... I'll just get the drinks.
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Do you need a hand?
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No, darling. I'm fine, thank you.
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Um... I don't know if you...
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Oh, lovely. Thank you.
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Won't be a sec.
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So... 20 years together, huh?
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You don't look old enough.
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Ha, ha! Thanks.
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Two people, three sexual agendas.
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His, hers, theirs.
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The question is, are they compatible?
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As we haven't spoken before,
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it would be great to know
if there were something specific you want,
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you know, how you'd like
to spend our time together.
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Oh, we just thought we'd kind of
play it by ear, sort of thing.
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OK, that's fine. We can do that.
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And was there a particular fantasy...
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or something you'd like to explore?
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Actually, I did wonder if...
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I mean, I'm not a lesbian...
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I'm sure that would be
something we could all enjoy.
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I know I would.
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What do you think, Liam?
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Yeah. That would be great.
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It's something we've often
talked about, you know.
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I tell you what,
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why don't you two have a lovely shower
whilst Ben and I get everything ready?
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OK.
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Darling, could you get our guests
some towels, please?
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Sure.
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So, am I doing all right?
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Charming, funny, incredibly knowledgeable
about industrial northern cities.
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Coal. Can you believe I said that?
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Just relax, it's fine.
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Is there any music you'd like?
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Oh, anything, really.
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Apart from Simply Red!
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Can't be all bad.
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Right, quick.
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Underwear. We need to change it.
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What do you mean, change?
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I've only got these.
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Mine, not yours.
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This isn't right for them.
It's a bit hardcore.
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What do you think?
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Retro. Von Teese?
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I see your tastes haven't changed.
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Not the only thing that hasn't changed.
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Ben. Focus. Come on. Clothes off.
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Oh, God!
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You said it would take
at least half an hour to kick in.
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Don't knock it.
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I'm not.
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Remember, though, she's paying
for her orgasm, not yours.
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Oh, my God.
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Liam, come here.
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Why don't you watch me and Kate
have a play?
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Ben.