1 00:01:26,168 --> 00:01:28,168 No! 2 00:01:44,620 --> 00:01:47,007 Come here. Come here now. 3 00:01:50,058 --> 00:01:50,982 No. 4 00:01:51,082 --> 00:01:53,626 You're the last one. 5 00:01:54,329 --> 00:01:56,624 I've killed all the others. 6 00:01:56,799 --> 00:01:59,802 It'll be easier for you than it was for Jason. 7 00:01:59,902 --> 00:02:01,531 Why are you doing this? 8 00:02:01,631 --> 00:02:05,626 You need to be punished for what you did to him. 9 00:02:05,741 --> 00:02:09,044 I didn't do anything. - You let him drown. 10 00:02:09,144 --> 00:02:11,013 Jason was my son. 11 00:02:11,113 --> 00:02:13,513 I didn't do anything. 12 00:02:14,483 --> 00:02:16,318 No. No. 13 00:02:16,418 --> 00:02:18,418 No. Please. 14 00:02:18,554 --> 00:02:21,444 You should have been watching him. 15 00:02:23,158 --> 00:02:25,217 Every minute. 16 00:03:08,437 --> 00:03:10,437 Jason. 17 00:03:11,106 --> 00:03:14,542 My special, special boy. 18 00:03:20,682 --> 00:03:24,313 They must be punished, Jason, for what they did to you. 19 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:26,816 For what they did to me. 20 00:03:29,791 --> 00:03:31,791 Kill for Mother. 21 00:03:51,079 --> 00:03:52,173 I'm serious. 22 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:55,248 You gotta watch out for mountain lions. They're all over. 23 00:03:55,348 --> 00:03:58,079 Mountain lions? - We'll be fine. They're afraid of fire. 24 00:03:58,179 --> 00:04:00,346 Dude, shut the fuck up. I'm calling bullshit. 25 00:04:00,446 --> 00:04:01,853 Richie's gonna call bullshit. 26 00:04:01,953 --> 00:04:03,992 Bullshit! - Richie's calling bullshit. 27 00:04:04,092 --> 00:04:05,717 I'm not bullshitting. - Bullshit. 28 00:04:05,817 --> 00:04:07,953 You'll see when a mountain lion comes out... 29 00:04:08,053 --> 00:04:11,538 Dude, there's one right there! - Nice try. 30 00:04:11,833 --> 00:04:14,031 I am more afraid to be eaten by mosquitoes. 31 00:04:14,131 --> 00:04:16,865 Hey, you wanna slap that ass one more time for Daddy? 32 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:21,043 Did Daddy like that? - Yeah, Daddy does like it. A lot. 33 00:04:21,143 --> 00:04:23,637 Whitney? Where are you right now? 34 00:04:23,737 --> 00:04:25,336 I'm here. - Are you? 35 00:04:25,436 --> 00:04:28,921 I'm here. Right in the middle of nowhere. 36 00:04:29,651 --> 00:04:33,222 Hey, are you reading that right? - I'm reading it right. 37 00:04:33,322 --> 00:04:35,554 Come on, Pizarro, let's go. - Where are we going? 38 00:04:35,654 --> 00:04:39,394 These are heavy and it's hot. - Where are we? 39 00:04:44,900 --> 00:04:46,563 Dude, we are way the fuck off. 40 00:04:46,663 --> 00:04:48,066 No, we're not, act... - Yes. 41 00:04:48,166 --> 00:04:51,400 No, we're not. Not everything shows up on GPS, Richie. 42 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:54,133 A sign said there was a mine here. Did that come up? 43 00:04:54,233 --> 00:04:56,209 No. We're close, I think. 44 00:04:56,309 --> 00:04:58,938 You think? Dude, you don't know how to use this thing. 45 00:04:59,038 --> 00:05:01,105 It's almost dark. Do you know where it is? 46 00:05:01,205 --> 00:05:03,911 Look, I didn't plant this shit, Richie, okay? 47 00:05:04,011 --> 00:05:07,021 I got this tip from a secondhand source. We should be close. 48 00:05:07,121 --> 00:05:09,123 Look, we're gonna stop here. 49 00:05:09,223 --> 00:05:12,886 Tomorrow morning, you and me, we get up at dawn. We go, we find the crop. 50 00:05:12,986 --> 00:05:16,131 We cut down as much as we can. We ditch it in the truck. 51 00:05:16,231 --> 00:05:18,122 Back here before breakfast, okay? - Hey. 52 00:05:18,222 --> 00:05:20,598 Guys. Guys. - Nobody knows a thing. 53 00:05:20,698 --> 00:05:23,465 There's a perfect spot here. It's already been cleared. 54 00:05:23,565 --> 00:05:26,572 Perfect. We'll camp here. 55 00:05:26,572 --> 00:05:30,169 Hey. Do you know how much money we're gonna make selling this weed? 56 00:05:30,269 --> 00:05:34,213 A lot of fucking money. - Yeah, okay? So listen to me. Relax. 57 00:05:34,313 --> 00:05:35,941 I am. You wanna know why? - Why? 58 00:05:36,041 --> 00:05:37,915 You know what rich people do? - What? 59 00:05:38,015 --> 00:05:40,486 They relax. You need to fucking relax. 60 00:05:40,586 --> 00:05:43,646 I need to relax? - You need to relax. 61 00:05:52,834 --> 00:05:54,834 Hey, guys. Guys. 62 00:05:55,837 --> 00:06:00,309 I just found some broken-down cabins over there. It's gotta be the old camp. 63 00:06:00,409 --> 00:06:02,072 Who wants to go check it out? 64 00:06:02,172 --> 00:06:04,337 Is this all we brought to drink? No Heineken? 65 00:06:04,437 --> 00:06:05,741 Fuck that Euro shit. 66 00:06:05,841 --> 00:06:09,814 This is Pabst Blue American Ribbon, my friend. 67 00:06:09,814 --> 00:06:13,822 You do realize this camp was closed down, like, 20 years ago? 68 00:06:13,922 --> 00:06:16,052 Some woman, she went fucking nuts. 69 00:06:16,152 --> 00:06:17,816 Killed all these counselors. 70 00:06:17,916 --> 00:06:20,427 Blamed them for her son's drowning. He was like... 71 00:06:20,527 --> 00:06:23,120 ...deformed or retarded or something. 72 00:06:23,220 --> 00:06:25,220 Really? 73 00:06:25,801 --> 00:06:27,801 Mom got hers. 74 00:06:28,236 --> 00:06:30,366 Apparently there was one survivor. 75 00:06:30,466 --> 00:06:32,466 This girl... 76 00:06:32,541 --> 00:06:35,604 ...she cut that lady's head off with a machete. 77 00:06:35,704 --> 00:06:37,176 It gets weirder. 78 00:06:37,276 --> 00:06:39,075 I'm sure it does. 79 00:06:39,175 --> 00:06:43,010 Her son, Jason... 80 00:06:44,686 --> 00:06:46,686 ...he came back. 81 00:06:49,491 --> 00:06:51,491 He was actually there. 82 00:06:51,660 --> 00:06:54,891 He watched his mom being beheaded. 83 00:06:56,832 --> 00:06:58,632 A friend of mine, he went to camp around here... 84 00:06:58,732 --> 00:07:00,665 Oh, jeez. - He went to camp around here. 85 00:07:00,765 --> 00:07:03,896 He said the cops came. They were looking for that Jason guy. 86 00:07:03,996 --> 00:07:06,121 All right, you know what? 87 00:07:07,109 --> 00:07:08,704 Don't believe me. - Nobody does. 88 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:10,970 But I'm pretty sure, the way the story goes... 89 00:07:11,070 --> 00:07:13,444 ...the place was called Camp Crystal Lake. 90 00:07:13,544 --> 00:07:16,516 Do you know how many lakes are probably called Crystal Lake? 91 00:07:16,616 --> 00:07:19,779 It's like Crystal Geyser, Crystal Water. Go to a supermarket. 92 00:07:19,879 --> 00:07:22,423 Every single bottle of water is 'Crystal' something. 93 00:07:22,523 --> 00:07:23,751 Aquafina. - The... 94 00:07:23,851 --> 00:07:25,222 Okay, fine. - Okay. 95 00:07:25,322 --> 00:07:29,490 The story could have happened anywhere. It's how they get kids to shit themselves. 96 00:07:29,590 --> 00:07:32,258 How's that beer, beer-snob? - Better than my own piss. 97 00:07:32,358 --> 00:07:36,097 You can drink that, by the way. Yours, hers, mine. I swear, piss is sterile. 98 00:07:36,197 --> 00:07:38,899 You will never drink my piss. - That's what you think. 99 00:07:38,999 --> 00:07:40,999 What about me? 100 00:07:42,644 --> 00:07:45,959 Can I talk to you for a minute? - Mm-hm. 101 00:07:47,582 --> 00:07:48,813 I got marshmallow on my knee. 102 00:07:48,913 --> 00:07:50,679 Where you guys going? - Go make out. 103 00:07:50,779 --> 00:07:52,114 Oh, yeah? 104 00:07:52,214 --> 00:07:53,686 Hey, Mikey? - Sweet. 105 00:07:53,786 --> 00:07:55,786 Wear a condom. 106 00:07:56,892 --> 00:07:58,892 An extra small one. 107 00:07:59,594 --> 00:08:02,054 I get it, dude. You do what you gotta do to survive. 108 00:08:02,154 --> 00:08:06,792 If we were all out here starving to death and you were dead... 109 00:08:06,892 --> 00:08:08,230 ...I'd eat your leg. 110 00:08:08,330 --> 00:08:10,667 That's really sweet. Yeah. - Thank you. 111 00:08:10,767 --> 00:08:15,243 Why would you eat my leg, man? I can teach you how to fish. Just go fishing. 112 00:08:15,343 --> 00:08:16,904 I don't eat fish. 113 00:08:17,004 --> 00:08:19,384 That's not what you told me. 114 00:08:28,223 --> 00:08:30,092 Listen... 115 00:08:30,192 --> 00:08:32,994 ...I don't think I'm gonna stay the whole time. 116 00:08:33,094 --> 00:08:35,389 Did Wade's story scare you? 117 00:08:36,865 --> 00:08:38,027 Please. 118 00:08:38,127 --> 00:08:40,127 I just... 119 00:08:41,469 --> 00:08:44,039 I don't feel right being here... 120 00:08:44,139 --> 00:08:46,174 ...so far away from my mom. 121 00:08:46,274 --> 00:08:50,112 Your mom was the one that told me to get you out of town for a few days. 122 00:08:50,212 --> 00:08:52,703 Really? - Yeah. 123 00:08:53,548 --> 00:08:58,308 And she's in good hands. She's got her nurse right there. 124 00:08:59,721 --> 00:09:00,781 Come on. 125 00:09:00,881 --> 00:09:05,652 Have sex with your boyfriend in a cramped little tent. 126 00:09:07,362 --> 00:09:10,595 We can get hammered, blow some chunks in the woods. 127 00:09:10,695 --> 00:09:14,860 Then we can go back Monday and deal with whatever. 128 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:20,840 Hey. 129 00:09:24,546 --> 00:09:26,311 I'm a fucking idiot. 130 00:09:26,411 --> 00:09:28,411 Richie? 131 00:09:29,184 --> 00:09:33,020 The ephemeris data just didn't sync up. - Oh, dude, that sucks. 132 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:35,222 Fucking right. 133 00:09:37,225 --> 00:09:39,025 Do you know what this means? - I wanna... 134 00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:41,125 What? 135 00:09:41,396 --> 00:09:43,958 We're, like... We're, like, a half mile away. 136 00:09:44,058 --> 00:09:47,360 Less. - Shut up. 137 00:09:48,603 --> 00:09:52,641 You know what makes me happy, Richie? Global positioning systems. 138 00:09:52,741 --> 00:09:54,741 GPS to the layperson. 139 00:09:55,644 --> 00:09:56,845 NASA technology... 140 00:09:56,945 --> 00:09:59,575 ...in the palm of your hand. Know what this little fucker does? 141 00:09:59,675 --> 00:10:03,185 This guy sends a signal up into outer space. 142 00:10:03,285 --> 00:10:04,675 Signal. 143 00:10:04,775 --> 00:10:06,582 Satellite gets it, turns it around. 144 00:10:06,682 --> 00:10:10,225 It's like, 'Oh, thank you, GPS. I'm gonna send a signal to you'. 145 00:10:10,325 --> 00:10:12,693 Back to the palm of your hand. Technology, man. 146 00:10:12,793 --> 00:10:14,833 It's fucking remarkable. 147 00:10:15,697 --> 00:10:18,860 It is un-fucking-believable. 148 00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:23,205 Wade, you gotta bounce, dude. Tell your dumb shit to somebody else. 149 00:10:23,305 --> 00:10:25,469 Why, because I'm fucking teaching you something? 150 00:10:25,569 --> 00:10:27,569 That's probably it. 151 00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:34,940 Say, Richie, old buddy, I'm gonna bounce. 152 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,414 You do that, brother. Okay. - I'm spent. 153 00:10:37,514 --> 00:10:40,574 May the Force be with your Schwartz. 154 00:10:42,490 --> 00:10:45,288 You're in so much trouble. 155 00:11:19,427 --> 00:11:21,427 Oh. 156 00:11:41,416 --> 00:11:43,646 Fuck, yes. 157 00:11:56,564 --> 00:11:58,564 I love you. 158 00:11:58,666 --> 00:12:01,499 And you. And you. 159 00:12:02,337 --> 00:12:03,704 I even love you. 160 00:12:03,804 --> 00:12:07,430 Oh, my God. Look at this shit. 161 00:12:10,178 --> 00:12:11,670 What the fuck? What the fuck?! 162 00:12:11,770 --> 00:12:14,244 What's this? No, no! No! No! 163 00:12:18,286 --> 00:12:22,451 That must be the camp that Wade was talking about. 164 00:12:24,993 --> 00:12:28,021 Let's check it out. - No, I wanna go this way. 165 00:12:28,121 --> 00:12:30,121 Come on. 166 00:12:30,398 --> 00:12:32,398 Come on. 167 00:12:46,781 --> 00:12:48,781 Wow, look at that. 168 00:12:54,422 --> 00:12:56,051 Mike, where are you going? 169 00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:57,623 Let's go inside. - No. 170 00:12:57,723 --> 00:13:00,022 Where's your sense of adventure? - Oh, come on. 171 00:13:00,122 --> 00:13:01,992 Come on. What are you scared of? 172 00:13:02,092 --> 00:13:04,092 No. 173 00:13:11,873 --> 00:13:16,718 I am willing to bet there's some pretty cool shit in here. 174 00:13:20,348 --> 00:13:23,649 Mike, don't go in there. What if some homeless person lives here? 175 00:13:23,749 --> 00:13:26,299 No homeless person lives here. 176 00:13:29,224 --> 00:13:31,224 You hungry? 177 00:13:43,905 --> 00:13:45,905 Wow. 178 00:13:47,942 --> 00:13:50,672 Look at how old this shit is. 179 00:13:53,248 --> 00:13:57,498 It's like it was dragged here from another century. 180 00:14:12,567 --> 00:14:14,567 Check this out. 181 00:14:38,092 --> 00:14:40,151 Hey. It looks like you. 182 00:14:44,098 --> 00:14:46,367 No, it doesn't. - Yeah, it does. 183 00:14:46,467 --> 00:14:49,017 It's cool, you should keep it. 184 00:15:07,789 --> 00:15:09,914 It's a little kid's room. 185 00:15:19,767 --> 00:15:23,167 Wasn't Jason the name from Wade's story? 186 00:15:23,338 --> 00:15:24,262 I wanna go. - What? 187 00:15:24,362 --> 00:15:26,270 Like, right now. - Oh, come on. 188 00:15:26,370 --> 00:15:27,775 Please? 189 00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:30,835 You like that? - Yeah. Wait for me. Wait for me. 190 00:15:30,935 --> 00:15:34,482 No, I think I'm gonna... - Oh, no. Don't do that again. 191 00:15:34,582 --> 00:15:35,779 We'll do it at the same time. - Hang on. 192 00:15:35,879 --> 00:15:38,350 I'm almost there. - Shit. I heard something. 193 00:15:38,450 --> 00:15:41,919 Stop it. Wait, I'm serious. 194 00:15:42,457 --> 00:15:45,347 What? - I think Wade's watching us. 195 00:15:45,526 --> 00:15:47,161 What? 196 00:15:47,261 --> 00:15:50,151 Well, fuck it, let the perv watch. 197 00:15:51,032 --> 00:15:53,032 Right? 198 00:15:53,635 --> 00:15:55,635 Shit. 199 00:15:55,770 --> 00:15:57,770 Wade. 200 00:15:57,872 --> 00:16:02,176 Dude, if you're out there whacking off, man, that is not cool. 201 00:16:02,276 --> 00:16:04,369 Come on, dude. 202 00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:09,749 I think we're good. 203 00:16:17,859 --> 00:16:19,351 Don't come yet. - No, no. 204 00:16:19,451 --> 00:16:20,960 Tell me when you want to. - Wait. 205 00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:23,720 Oh, God. Oh, God. Okay. 206 00:16:26,234 --> 00:16:28,464 Shit. Fuck. Shit. 207 00:16:31,606 --> 00:16:33,606 Okay. 208 00:16:38,579 --> 00:16:40,579 Wade! 209 00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:43,012 I'm gonna kill you. 210 00:16:49,457 --> 00:16:50,949 Okay? 211 00:16:51,049 --> 00:16:52,490 Okay? - Okay. 212 00:16:52,590 --> 00:16:56,160 No, go get him. Tell him to leave us alone. 213 00:16:58,232 --> 00:17:01,502 I'm not gonna go out there with a boner. 214 00:17:01,602 --> 00:17:04,606 Well, you're not getting any until you do. 215 00:17:04,706 --> 00:17:08,665 Go. - Do not move, okay? 216 00:17:35,503 --> 00:17:37,503 Richie? 217 00:17:47,648 --> 00:17:50,028 Richie, stop fucking around. 218 00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:01,460 Wade. 219 00:18:01,562 --> 00:18:08,069 Dude, you jump out from a tree, I'm gonna punch you in your face, I shit you not. 220 00:18:08,169 --> 00:18:12,419 Come on, man. I gotta get back to the fucking tent. 221 00:18:13,808 --> 00:18:16,174 Holy shit. 222 00:18:18,980 --> 00:18:22,125 You fucking jerk, you found the weed. 223 00:18:37,098 --> 00:18:39,293 Wade. Wade! 224 00:18:50,745 --> 00:18:53,475 Wade. Wade. 225 00:19:02,623 --> 00:19:04,623 Amanda! 226 00:19:14,101 --> 00:19:16,695 Amanda! Goddamn! 227 00:19:17,438 --> 00:19:19,438 Richie! 228 00:19:20,341 --> 00:19:22,341 Fuck! 229 00:19:29,016 --> 00:19:31,016 Richie! 230 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,120 Oh, God! 231 00:19:50,171 --> 00:19:52,171 Cool. 232 00:20:09,724 --> 00:20:11,182 Whitney, you've gotta see this. 233 00:20:11,282 --> 00:20:13,791 Mike. Come on. 234 00:20:13,791 --> 00:20:18,891 No, I'm serious. You've gotta see this. Somebody's been here. 235 00:20:28,442 --> 00:20:30,105 What is that? 236 00:20:30,205 --> 00:20:32,500 There's something in there. 237 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:36,675 Looks like some kind of a doll. - Are you crazy? 238 00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:45,958 Oh, my God! Ah! - Ah! 239 00:20:50,498 --> 00:20:52,878 There's something out there. 240 00:20:56,704 --> 00:20:58,704 Stay here. - No. 241 00:21:18,659 --> 00:21:20,820 Ah! Oh, my God! 242 00:21:22,863 --> 00:21:24,863 Get away, get back! 243 00:21:24,966 --> 00:21:26,966 Get off the floor! 244 00:21:27,435 --> 00:21:30,233 Get up! - Mike! 245 00:21:30,871 --> 00:21:32,506 Holy fuck! 246 00:21:32,606 --> 00:21:34,606 Ah! - Mike! 247 00:21:37,278 --> 00:21:40,611 Mike. Mike, Mike, Mike. - Get out! 248 00:21:40,611 --> 00:21:44,615 Mike. Mike, get up. Come on. - Go! 249 00:22:07,942 --> 00:22:09,942 Help me! 250 00:22:10,845 --> 00:22:13,143 Mike! Mike! - Run. 251 00:22:14,181 --> 00:22:16,513 Run! Run, Whitney! 252 00:22:40,107 --> 00:22:42,107 Oh, my God. 253 00:22:42,643 --> 00:22:44,643 Oh, God. 254 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:02,723 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 255 00:23:07,268 --> 00:23:10,569 Whitney! Whitney, help. Whitney, please. Help! 256 00:23:10,669 --> 00:23:12,473 Whitney! Whitney. 257 00:23:12,573 --> 00:23:14,573 Whitney! 258 00:23:20,581 --> 00:23:22,581 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 259 00:23:24,418 --> 00:23:26,418 Shit. 260 00:23:29,056 --> 00:23:31,354 Come on. Shit. 261 00:23:37,965 --> 00:23:39,965 Come on. 262 00:24:23,077 --> 00:24:27,157 Oh, my God. Babies have more space in the uterus. 263 00:24:30,050 --> 00:24:33,365 Hey, Lawrence, how about a little help? 264 00:24:33,587 --> 00:24:38,726 Dude, you're gonna ask the one black guy to pump the gas for you? Shit. 265 00:24:38,826 --> 00:24:40,987 Okay. Nolan. 266 00:24:40,987 --> 00:24:43,197 How about I pay, you pump? 267 00:24:43,531 --> 00:24:46,267 Sure, man. Hey, I give a wicked blow job too. 268 00:24:46,367 --> 00:24:49,852 Okay, well, um, we'll try that out later. 269 00:24:53,474 --> 00:24:59,169 Whoa. Hey, bro, that's... I have a heart murmur. What are you doing? 270 00:25:01,615 --> 00:25:03,847 Thank you. - Where'd you get a knapsack like that? 271 00:25:03,947 --> 00:25:07,215 It was a present, actually. But I'm looking for my sister. 272 00:25:07,315 --> 00:25:11,058 She's gone missing, about a month and a half ago. 273 00:25:11,158 --> 00:25:14,585 My parent's cabin is stocked. You think you're actually gonna get laid? 274 00:25:14,685 --> 00:25:17,060 Your parents do not have Combos or Funyuns. 275 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,722 They definitely don't have Fritos. And this is... 276 00:25:19,822 --> 00:25:21,060 ...not for sex. 277 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:25,306 What are you gonna use them for? - It's an experiment. 278 00:25:25,406 --> 00:25:28,434 Okay. So just get behind me. I'm not gonna pay for that shit. 279 00:25:28,534 --> 00:25:31,874 Would you mind if I maybe just put a flyer in the window or something? 280 00:25:31,974 --> 00:25:34,949 Oh, I heard about that. That's sad. 281 00:25:35,482 --> 00:25:38,681 If it was up to me, you could wallpaper the whole place with them... 282 00:25:38,781 --> 00:25:40,844 ...but the owner makes the rules. 283 00:25:40,944 --> 00:25:42,944 And he's a real: 284 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:47,049 Um... 285 00:25:47,149 --> 00:25:51,460 Well, is he here? Maybe I could talk to him. Maybe if he understands the situation... 286 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:52,929 Are you gonna buy something? 287 00:25:53,029 --> 00:25:58,044 I mean, you've been up here for quite a while yapping, so... 288 00:25:58,606 --> 00:26:00,030 Sure. Yeah. 289 00:26:00,130 --> 00:26:03,700 Thanks. So we have two waters and some gas. 290 00:26:04,311 --> 00:26:05,974 Two waters and some gas. 291 00:26:06,074 --> 00:26:08,074 Guess I'm an asshole. 292 00:26:10,851 --> 00:26:13,220 You okay, bro? Is everything good? 293 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,122 Yeah, everything's fine. Thanks. 294 00:26:15,222 --> 00:26:17,222 But I'm not your bro. 295 00:26:17,524 --> 00:26:19,984 So you don't wanna be friends? You don't wanna hang out? 296 00:26:20,084 --> 00:26:23,230 Let it go, Trent. - It's not me. This guy's being a dick. 297 00:26:23,330 --> 00:26:26,500 Yeah, it's me. Obviously, I'm the one being a dick. 298 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,491 Sir, thank you very much anyways. 299 00:26:28,591 --> 00:26:31,465 Yep. - I'm sorry. 300 00:26:33,107 --> 00:26:35,107 Thank you. 301 00:26:42,650 --> 00:26:44,650 Seat belts. 302 00:27:27,061 --> 00:27:29,061 Welcome back, Clay. 303 00:27:29,797 --> 00:27:31,528 You mean that, Officer Bracke? 304 00:27:31,628 --> 00:27:34,031 Son, I know you think we're not on your side... 305 00:27:34,131 --> 00:27:38,976 ...that we're just a bunch of dumb country hicks out here. 306 00:27:39,206 --> 00:27:41,939 I put two 10-year veterans on that case. 307 00:27:42,039 --> 00:27:46,614 We did three dozen interviews and ran a county-wide search for your sister. 308 00:27:46,714 --> 00:27:49,515 You know how many thousands of people disappear every year... 309 00:27:49,615 --> 00:27:51,995 ...even in this state alone? 310 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,453 But there's no evidence that anything happened to Whitney... 311 00:27:55,553 --> 00:28:01,928 ...or any of those other kids at Crystal Lake. There's no car, no witnesses. 312 00:28:01,962 --> 00:28:03,962 Nothing. 313 00:28:04,465 --> 00:28:08,196 One of those kids was her boyfriend, right? 314 00:28:09,169 --> 00:28:10,537 Right. 315 00:28:10,637 --> 00:28:12,637 Well... 316 00:28:12,973 --> 00:28:16,373 ...they probably just took off together. 317 00:28:16,443 --> 00:28:19,141 Our mother just died of cancer. Did I tell you that? 318 00:28:19,241 --> 00:28:22,143 No, sir. - Well, she did. 319 00:28:23,217 --> 00:28:25,686 She was sick for a long time... 320 00:28:25,786 --> 00:28:29,866 ...and Whitney took care of her every single day. 321 00:28:30,624 --> 00:28:34,789 And then my sister didn't show up for the funeral. 322 00:28:36,096 --> 00:28:39,767 See, you just don't know my sister. That's not possible. 323 00:28:39,867 --> 00:28:41,302 Well... 324 00:28:41,402 --> 00:28:43,402 ...she's not here, son. 325 00:28:44,371 --> 00:28:51,171 Might wanna try looking someplace else. That's what the other families are doing. 326 00:29:04,591 --> 00:29:06,049 Can you say that with a...? - Wow. 327 00:29:06,149 --> 00:29:08,217 Can you say that with a little more hatred? 328 00:29:08,317 --> 00:29:10,395 Nice. - Shit. 329 00:29:15,169 --> 00:29:16,969 Sir Lancelot, thank you. 330 00:29:17,069 --> 00:29:19,128 Oh, man down. - Take it easy, guys. 331 00:29:19,228 --> 00:29:21,501 Is anyone getting a signal out here? 332 00:29:21,601 --> 00:29:24,769 Are you fucking with me? I got business I gotta do this weekend. 333 00:29:24,869 --> 00:29:26,207 What business? 334 00:29:26,307 --> 00:29:28,314 Music. I'm trying to start a label. 335 00:29:28,414 --> 00:29:31,389 Oh, yeah? Like what kind? Like rap? 336 00:29:32,486 --> 00:29:34,526 Why you gotta go racial? 337 00:29:34,655 --> 00:29:37,023 Look, don't put me in a box, all right? 338 00:29:37,123 --> 00:29:40,194 What, because I'm black I can't listen to Green Day? 339 00:29:40,294 --> 00:29:42,856 You're right, that was dumb. So, what kind of music? 340 00:29:42,956 --> 00:29:44,956 Rap. 341 00:29:51,271 --> 00:29:53,271 Here it is. 342 00:29:53,373 --> 00:29:54,900 Oh, my God. - Yep. 343 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:58,169 All right, we have two bedrooms upstairs. We've got one down. 344 00:29:58,269 --> 00:30:00,540 Someone can take the couch. It's comfy as hell. 345 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,112 Wow. - Nice, huh? 346 00:30:03,112 --> 00:30:05,378 Damn. - That is a fierce pussy. 347 00:30:05,478 --> 00:30:07,543 It's a bobcat. It's my dad's first kill. 348 00:30:07,643 --> 00:30:10,781 I didn't think this long-ass car ride was gonna be worth it... 349 00:30:10,881 --> 00:30:12,721 ...but it's kind of worth it. 350 00:30:12,821 --> 00:30:14,383 This is bigger than the dorm. 351 00:30:14,483 --> 00:30:19,328 What can I say? Hey, take your feet off the table, please. 352 00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:22,694 So make yourselves at home. 353 00:30:25,839 --> 00:30:28,139 What do you wanna do first? - What do you wanna do? 354 00:30:28,239 --> 00:30:30,239 Oh, well... 355 00:30:31,278 --> 00:30:36,123 I brought Sweet Lucille. I think you all need to meet her. 356 00:30:40,754 --> 00:30:43,120 Lucille? Baby, is that you? 357 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,055 Lawrence, you've been cheating. - No. 358 00:30:45,155 --> 00:30:47,591 I saw you with a bowl the other night. - No, you... 359 00:30:47,691 --> 00:30:49,691 A bowl. 360 00:31:08,515 --> 00:31:10,515 Hello? 361 00:31:11,718 --> 00:31:13,718 Hello? 362 00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:21,660 Hello? 363 00:31:22,896 --> 00:31:24,896 Hello? 364 00:31:39,746 --> 00:31:41,746 Christ. 365 00:31:52,492 --> 00:31:55,996 I just wanted to ask you a question. - Hush. 366 00:31:56,096 --> 00:32:00,261 I wanted to ask you if maybe you've seen somebody. 367 00:32:00,601 --> 00:32:02,601 My sister. 368 00:32:03,337 --> 00:32:05,797 She came camping up around here with some friends... 369 00:32:05,897 --> 00:32:08,107 ...and she's gone missing. 370 00:32:09,810 --> 00:32:12,360 She ain't missing. She's dead. 371 00:32:13,981 --> 00:32:16,213 What? - People go missing around here... 372 00:32:16,313 --> 00:32:18,438 ...they're gone for good. 373 00:32:18,785 --> 00:32:20,915 Outsiders come, they don't know where to walk. 374 00:32:21,015 --> 00:32:22,521 They bring trouble. 375 00:32:22,621 --> 00:32:24,316 We just wanna be left alone. 376 00:32:24,416 --> 00:32:26,416 And so does he. 377 00:32:27,060 --> 00:32:29,060 So does who? 378 00:32:32,132 --> 00:32:34,464 Ma'am, please. So does who? 379 00:32:43,977 --> 00:32:48,227 You, baby. It's all you. - Stop peer-pressuring me. 380 00:32:55,055 --> 00:32:56,718 Oh, no. - Oh, shit. 381 00:32:56,818 --> 00:32:59,618 Yes! - My fucking eye! 382 00:32:59,618 --> 00:33:04,323 Guys, watch the floor, all right, please? That's stained oak. 383 00:33:04,423 --> 00:33:10,033 This is an outside game. Come on. - Wait, I got foam in my contact. 384 00:33:14,474 --> 00:33:16,772 Hey. This is a great spot. 385 00:33:17,377 --> 00:33:19,802 Do you wanna go for a hike? Get some exercise? 386 00:33:19,902 --> 00:33:24,618 That'd be nice, but, well, I can't exactly leave them here alone. 387 00:33:24,718 --> 00:33:27,013 What are you talking about? 388 00:33:28,488 --> 00:33:31,158 Have you seen what they're doing inside? 389 00:33:31,258 --> 00:33:33,319 Crazy. Some drunken hoodlums. 390 00:33:33,419 --> 00:33:35,720 Hoodlums? - Hoodlums. 391 00:33:35,929 --> 00:33:37,990 What do you think they're gonna do? 392 00:33:38,090 --> 00:33:41,293 I mean, steal the deer head? - You're right. 393 00:33:41,393 --> 00:33:44,960 How are they gonna pull off the getaway? We're leaving in the same car. 394 00:33:45,060 --> 00:33:46,867 Come on. Do you want some exercise? 395 00:33:46,967 --> 00:33:50,134 Because I have this really great move that I've been practicing... 396 00:33:50,234 --> 00:33:52,642 ...and I need someone to practice it with. 397 00:33:52,742 --> 00:33:55,882 Very charming. Very charming. 398 00:33:55,882 --> 00:33:57,882 Oh, come on. 399 00:33:58,785 --> 00:34:00,812 You wanna go on a hike? - You like hikes now? 400 00:34:00,912 --> 00:34:02,888 I love hikes. - I knew it. 401 00:34:02,988 --> 00:34:04,988 Will you get me a beer? 402 00:34:36,957 --> 00:34:38,957 Excuse me. 403 00:34:44,331 --> 00:34:46,331 Sir? 404 00:34:47,834 --> 00:34:49,834 Hey! - Oh, shit. Jesus. 405 00:34:53,106 --> 00:34:55,106 Sorry. 406 00:34:56,409 --> 00:34:58,409 Jesus Christ. 407 00:34:58,745 --> 00:35:00,340 You're fucking lucky there, stretch. 408 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:05,986 Came that close to hitting the start button on the whoop-ass machine, boy. 409 00:35:06,086 --> 00:35:09,478 Look, I didn't mean to startle you. I was trying to get your attention. 410 00:35:09,578 --> 00:35:11,920 This is Mr. Garikes' property. 411 00:35:12,020 --> 00:35:15,926 You're lucky that old mummy fart didn't put buckshots in your ass. 412 00:35:16,026 --> 00:35:19,332 Somebody's been stealing his fucking kerosene too. 413 00:35:19,432 --> 00:35:22,028 Look, I just came in here to ask you something, okay? 414 00:35:22,128 --> 00:35:24,602 I'm looking for this girl. Have you seen her? 415 00:35:24,702 --> 00:35:27,374 She's been missing for about a month. 416 00:35:27,474 --> 00:35:29,738 I wish I had, man. 417 00:35:30,310 --> 00:35:33,080 I ain't seen her, though. - Thanks. 418 00:35:33,180 --> 00:35:35,180 Take care. - You too. 419 00:35:36,216 --> 00:35:37,743 Shit. Hey, hey, hey. 420 00:35:37,843 --> 00:35:40,819 I forgot, did you wanna buy some weed? 421 00:35:40,919 --> 00:35:45,219 Seriously, I found a fucking shit ton of it growing out there. A little bushel. 422 00:35:45,319 --> 00:35:47,824 Sell you some. - No. Thanks. 423 00:35:47,824 --> 00:35:50,362 You sure? I got a whole bunch of it. - I'm good. 424 00:35:50,462 --> 00:35:51,622 You sure? 425 00:35:51,722 --> 00:35:53,857 It's your fucking loss, dude. 426 00:35:53,957 --> 00:35:56,694 It'll fuck your shit up, boy. 427 00:35:57,070 --> 00:35:58,267 Good times... 428 00:35:58,367 --> 00:35:59,840 ...fucker. 429 00:35:59,940 --> 00:36:02,900 Just relax, okay? These guys are your guests. 430 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000 If you're... 431 00:36:05,545 --> 00:36:10,217 If you're not comfortable having them here, then why did you invite them? 432 00:36:10,317 --> 00:36:12,447 So they could admire your place? 433 00:36:12,547 --> 00:36:16,623 No. I just wanted to have a good weekend. You know? 434 00:36:16,723 --> 00:36:21,908 Hey, guys. Wanna check out the other side of the lake with us? 435 00:36:22,028 --> 00:36:25,022 Um... You know what? It's getting, you know... 436 00:36:25,122 --> 00:36:29,436 No. That's okay. It's... It's okay. It's getting kind of late. 437 00:36:29,536 --> 00:36:30,460 Yeah. - Okay. 438 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:32,339 Take my truck. 439 00:36:32,439 --> 00:36:34,669 Nice. - I trust you. 440 00:36:34,669 --> 00:36:37,642 Can you do me a favor? Will you take the gas cans to the boat? 441 00:36:37,742 --> 00:36:41,212 It's on the south end of the lake. Just take a right onto Town Road. 442 00:36:41,312 --> 00:36:42,905 Take a right. - Okay, and then? 443 00:36:43,005 --> 00:36:45,347 Why don't you just type 'boat' into the nav? 444 00:36:45,447 --> 00:36:46,918 Technology, right? - See you. 445 00:36:47,018 --> 00:36:50,122 Have fun. - Later. 446 00:36:52,525 --> 00:36:54,086 Don't drive my boat. 447 00:36:54,186 --> 00:36:56,830 I'm the only one that drives the boat, okay? 448 00:36:56,930 --> 00:36:58,320 Aye, aye, captain. 449 00:36:58,420 --> 00:37:00,420 Damn straight. 450 00:37:04,304 --> 00:37:06,832 What does that say about me that the second Trent said... 451 00:37:06,932 --> 00:37:09,908 ...'Don't take my boat out,' it was guaranteed that I would. 452 00:37:10,008 --> 00:37:11,805 It means you're a sociopath. 453 00:37:11,905 --> 00:37:16,240 Now, what does it say about me that I find that hot? 454 00:37:20,987 --> 00:37:25,692 Hi, I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for my sister and... 455 00:37:25,792 --> 00:37:27,792 Hey. 456 00:37:28,828 --> 00:37:32,229 No luck? - No. No, not yet. 457 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,527 May I? - Yeah. 458 00:37:35,527 --> 00:37:37,263 Thank you. - Sure. 459 00:37:37,363 --> 00:37:39,363 She's pretty. 460 00:37:41,708 --> 00:37:43,708 Thanks. 461 00:37:43,777 --> 00:37:45,577 Do you wanna come in for a second, grab a drink? 462 00:37:45,677 --> 00:37:47,677 Uh... 463 00:37:48,214 --> 00:37:51,106 I don't think your boyfriend would like that too much. 464 00:37:51,206 --> 00:37:53,220 Don't worry. He'll be fine. 465 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:58,420 And here we have the stoned American male, foraging for food. 466 00:37:58,558 --> 00:38:00,558 Thanks. 467 00:38:05,398 --> 00:38:07,693 This should be interesting. 468 00:38:09,302 --> 00:38:11,793 Hey, Trent, you remember... 469 00:38:13,139 --> 00:38:15,139 Clay. 470 00:38:15,809 --> 00:38:18,529 Yeah. Of course I remember Clay. 471 00:38:18,611 --> 00:38:20,611 Why is he in my house? 472 00:38:21,381 --> 00:38:22,976 Hey, new guy. Beer? 473 00:38:23,076 --> 00:38:28,021 No, no. He's gotta get going. You got flyers to pass out, right? 474 00:38:28,121 --> 00:38:30,121 Yeah. 475 00:38:30,156 --> 00:38:31,250 Right. 476 00:38:31,350 --> 00:38:34,052 Look, if you're hungry, we... - Okay. 477 00:38:34,152 --> 00:38:38,525 Look, Clay, obviously she's just trying to be nice. 478 00:38:38,525 --> 00:38:41,931 But you can't stay here. No offense, but this is a private party. 479 00:38:42,031 --> 00:38:44,332 I don't know you. - No, you don't know me. 480 00:38:44,432 --> 00:38:46,563 That's so funny, I just said that. 481 00:38:46,663 --> 00:38:48,970 Like two seconds ago, that I don't know you. 482 00:38:49,070 --> 00:38:52,634 I would probably leave soon before I get pissed off and, you know... 483 00:38:52,734 --> 00:38:55,005 Yeah? - Yeah. 484 00:38:55,281 --> 00:38:56,375 What happens then? 485 00:38:56,475 --> 00:39:00,487 Hey, look. Take it easy, Trent, all right? I'll just... I'll walk you out. 486 00:39:00,587 --> 00:39:02,255 Yeah. 487 00:39:02,355 --> 00:39:05,585 Jenna. Jenna, come on. Where you going? 488 00:39:12,966 --> 00:39:14,458 Sorry about that. 489 00:39:14,558 --> 00:39:17,467 That's all right. It's his house, you know? 490 00:39:17,567 --> 00:39:18,865 Where's your car? 491 00:39:18,965 --> 00:39:21,530 I do not have a car, but I do have her. 492 00:39:21,630 --> 00:39:23,901 Nice. - Thanks. 493 00:39:23,901 --> 00:39:27,774 This thing runs? - Yeah. Yeah, it runs. 494 00:39:27,774 --> 00:39:30,040 So where you off to next? 495 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:34,143 I haven't been to the other side of the lake, so I was gonna go check that out. 496 00:39:34,243 --> 00:39:38,408 Do you want some company? - I'd love some company. 497 00:40:05,118 --> 00:40:07,245 What's up, beaver bear? 498 00:40:12,492 --> 00:40:14,957 It's a big motherfucker, huh? 499 00:40:28,775 --> 00:40:30,775 Fuck, yeah. 500 00:40:31,778 --> 00:40:33,803 You hot bitch. 501 00:40:38,852 --> 00:40:41,317 Let Daddy have a little lick. 502 00:40:44,257 --> 00:40:48,216 You like that, bitch? You know you do. 503 00:40:52,632 --> 00:40:54,725 What the fuck was that? 504 00:40:56,970 --> 00:40:59,860 Don't smoke my weed, motherfucker. 505 00:41:02,842 --> 00:41:07,347 Somebody better not be stealing the kerosene up there. 506 00:41:31,771 --> 00:41:33,771 Shit. 507 00:42:09,175 --> 00:42:10,977 Gina. 508 00:42:11,077 --> 00:42:13,307 It's just you, baby. 509 00:42:15,081 --> 00:42:17,142 It's been a long time, Gina. 510 00:42:17,242 --> 00:42:19,945 You remember that special night we had? 511 00:42:20,045 --> 00:42:22,315 You remember when you took my virginity? 512 00:42:22,415 --> 00:42:24,124 You're sexy. 513 00:42:24,224 --> 00:42:28,628 You're still tight as ever. I'm gonna fucking pound you so hard. 514 00:42:28,728 --> 00:42:30,728 What the fuck? 515 00:42:41,441 --> 00:42:42,365 What the...? 516 00:42:42,465 --> 00:42:46,715 That shit ain't fucking right, dude. What the fuck? 517 00:43:33,559 --> 00:43:36,326 You think we should take the boat out? He's gonna find out. 518 00:43:36,426 --> 00:43:38,088 I knew it. - What? 519 00:43:38,188 --> 00:43:42,428 You're inhibited. You talk a big game, but inside you're just a scared little girl. 520 00:43:42,528 --> 00:43:45,569 Oh, really? Oh, okay, fine. 521 00:43:45,569 --> 00:43:48,607 You wanna find out who's really scared? Let's do it. 522 00:43:48,707 --> 00:43:51,571 All right. Let's go. 523 00:43:54,013 --> 00:43:57,417 So you and your sister must be pretty close. 524 00:43:57,517 --> 00:44:00,386 We were pretty close when we were younger. We kind of drifted. 525 00:44:00,486 --> 00:44:05,091 I mean, I bailed when I was 17, and she stayed with my mom. 526 00:44:05,191 --> 00:44:07,327 She kind of had to, I guess. 527 00:44:07,427 --> 00:44:11,762 I don't know, she's always been the responsible one. 528 00:44:12,765 --> 00:44:15,602 So when's the last time you talked to her? 529 00:44:15,702 --> 00:44:19,900 About six months ago. We got in a fight, actually. 530 00:44:19,900 --> 00:44:23,966 She called and said she wanted to see me, said she was counting on me... 531 00:44:24,066 --> 00:44:25,667 ...and I never showed. 532 00:44:25,767 --> 00:44:27,767 Excuse me. 533 00:44:30,516 --> 00:44:32,043 What is that? 534 00:44:32,143 --> 00:44:34,143 It's a GPS. 535 00:44:49,702 --> 00:44:53,272 All right, you ready? - Ready. Let's do it. 536 00:44:57,877 --> 00:44:59,877 Yeah. Oh, shit. 537 00:45:05,318 --> 00:45:07,318 Yeah. 538 00:45:12,458 --> 00:45:14,458 Yeah. 539 00:45:19,132 --> 00:45:20,226 Pick it, pick it. 540 00:45:20,326 --> 00:45:22,425 Oh, you like the balls in your hand, huh? 541 00:45:22,525 --> 00:45:24,661 Which one? Which one is it? Is that the one? 542 00:45:24,761 --> 00:45:27,135 Those feel good, don't they? - That's the one. 543 00:45:27,235 --> 00:45:29,235 Shoot. 544 00:45:31,911 --> 00:45:33,278 Fuck. 545 00:45:33,378 --> 00:45:36,316 One of you has gotta shoot the boot. 546 00:45:36,416 --> 00:45:37,408 That's you, babe. 547 00:45:37,508 --> 00:45:38,811 Are you serious? - Yeah. 548 00:45:38,911 --> 00:45:41,579 You missed. I've been carrying you the entire game. 549 00:45:41,679 --> 00:45:43,915 Come on, baby. - Drink up, drink up, drink up. 550 00:45:44,015 --> 00:45:48,593 Shoot the boot, shoot the boot, shoot the boot. 551 00:45:48,593 --> 00:45:51,321 Shoot the boot. 552 00:45:51,321 --> 00:45:54,457 Fuck that. I'm not drinking out of your sweaty-ass sneaker. 553 00:45:54,557 --> 00:45:56,329 You lost 10 in a row. Shoot. 554 00:45:56,429 --> 00:45:58,902 My house, my rules. I'm not drinking that shit. 555 00:45:59,002 --> 00:46:01,003 Fine. - Oh, no. 556 00:46:01,003 --> 00:46:03,938 To all the felching... - No. No. 557 00:46:03,938 --> 00:46:05,443 ...welching... - Yes. 558 00:46:05,543 --> 00:46:07,941 ...pussies of the world. 559 00:46:09,715 --> 00:46:11,979 That's disgusting. 560 00:46:26,666 --> 00:46:28,666 Oh! 561 00:46:41,681 --> 00:46:43,681 Yeah. 562 00:46:51,057 --> 00:46:53,352 What are you doing, Nolan?! 563 00:47:02,335 --> 00:47:04,335 Nolan! 564 00:47:06,772 --> 00:47:10,333 Nolan. Oh, my God. 565 00:47:14,981 --> 00:47:16,716 Nolan. 566 00:47:16,816 --> 00:47:18,445 Oh, God. Oh, God. 567 00:47:18,545 --> 00:47:20,545 Nolan? 568 00:47:22,622 --> 00:47:25,147 Oh, shit. Oh, my God. 569 00:47:34,233 --> 00:47:35,828 What do you want from me? 570 00:47:35,928 --> 00:47:37,928 Oh, my God. 571 00:48:13,522 --> 00:48:15,649 I never liked camp. - Why? 572 00:48:16,859 --> 00:48:20,989 Bad food, bugs, cheap toilet paper. 573 00:48:28,337 --> 00:48:31,570 Know what? Wait. Maybe we should check these cabins out, you know? 574 00:48:31,670 --> 00:48:33,740 Sure. - Come on. 575 00:49:50,352 --> 00:49:55,282 Let's just check out this last cabin, then we'll head back. 576 00:50:07,102 --> 00:50:09,102 Come on. 577 00:50:57,819 --> 00:50:59,414 You really should call the police. 578 00:50:59,514 --> 00:51:02,455 I've already called. They're not looking for her anymore. 579 00:51:02,555 --> 00:51:04,680 No one is, except for me. 580 00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:06,487 Then they should look harder because... 581 00:51:06,587 --> 00:51:08,186 Oh! Ow. 582 00:51:08,286 --> 00:51:11,033 You all right? - I'm okay, I'm okay. 583 00:51:11,133 --> 00:51:13,133 You sure? - Yeah. 584 00:51:17,506 --> 00:51:19,506 Let's get out of here. 585 00:51:21,210 --> 00:51:23,210 Watch your step. 586 00:51:33,755 --> 00:51:37,665 Give me a sec, I gotta change out my batteries. 587 00:51:40,796 --> 00:51:44,026 Someone's coming. - Oh, shit. Let's go. 588 00:51:55,110 --> 00:51:57,110 Oh, my God. 589 00:53:23,298 --> 00:53:25,298 Where's he going? 590 00:53:31,873 --> 00:53:34,808 Oh, my God. We gotta go. - Shh. 591 00:53:34,808 --> 00:53:36,867 I gotta follow him. - He had a dead body. 592 00:53:36,967 --> 00:53:41,302 We gotta go. We gotta warn my friends. - Okay, okay. 593 00:54:14,516 --> 00:54:16,746 You okay? - Yeah. 594 00:54:16,746 --> 00:54:18,746 What is that? 595 00:54:21,556 --> 00:54:23,649 Help! 596 00:54:26,595 --> 00:54:27,519 Come on, let's go. 597 00:54:27,619 --> 00:54:29,095 Yeah. - Let's go. 598 00:54:29,195 --> 00:54:31,195 Help me! 599 00:54:45,247 --> 00:54:47,374 Help me! 600 00:54:47,374 --> 00:54:49,540 Help! 601 00:54:53,588 --> 00:54:55,588 Help me! 602 00:56:30,218 --> 00:56:32,218 No. No. 603 00:57:13,728 --> 00:57:15,728 Please don't hurt me. 604 00:57:22,270 --> 00:57:24,270 It's okay. 605 00:57:27,409 --> 00:57:28,867 Jason. 606 00:57:28,967 --> 00:57:31,044 It's okay. 607 00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:14,320 Clay. 608 00:58:26,201 --> 00:58:28,201 Shit. 609 00:58:50,725 --> 00:58:52,725 Come on. 610 00:59:08,309 --> 00:59:10,309 Shit. 611 00:59:19,287 --> 00:59:21,755 This way. Come on. - Okay. 612 01:01:23,912 --> 01:01:25,912 In my next life... 613 01:01:26,548 --> 01:01:28,709 ...I wanna come back... 614 01:01:28,709 --> 01:01:33,894 ...as one of the buttons on the ass pocket of her jean shorts. 615 01:01:33,922 --> 01:01:37,690 Just go over there and fucking talk to her. - Are you kidding me? 616 01:01:37,790 --> 01:01:42,550 I have a better shot at fucking a penguin than that girl. 617 01:01:48,536 --> 01:01:51,341 Let's light this bad boy. - Great. 618 01:01:54,342 --> 01:01:56,342 Here we go. 619 01:01:57,579 --> 01:01:58,639 Yes. 620 01:01:58,739 --> 01:02:00,371 Hey. 621 01:02:00,471 --> 01:02:04,109 Here's to Daddy's shoes and fucking douche bags. 622 01:02:04,209 --> 01:02:08,048 Let's just all be one big happy cliché. - Yes. 623 01:02:08,048 --> 01:02:12,978 Dude, what the fuck? Please, try not to burn down my house. 624 01:02:15,129 --> 01:02:17,934 Did you forget how to drink that? 625 01:02:20,368 --> 01:02:22,833 Just bring it to your lips... 626 01:02:23,471 --> 01:02:25,471 ...blow... 627 01:02:26,641 --> 01:02:28,641 ...and suck. 628 01:02:29,510 --> 01:02:32,485 You're really good at that. - Mm-hm. 629 01:02:38,186 --> 01:02:40,748 Fuck, dude! You just broke my dad's fucking chair. 630 01:02:40,848 --> 01:02:42,014 My fucking lip, man. 631 01:02:42,114 --> 01:02:45,523 I don't care about your fucking lip. This is a family heirloom. 632 01:02:45,623 --> 01:02:48,628 Oh, shit. Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. - Fuck! 633 01:02:48,728 --> 01:02:51,698 I just... No, I can fix this. I just need some tools. 634 01:02:51,798 --> 01:02:54,767 He can fix it. - You better pull some MacGyver shit. 635 01:02:54,867 --> 01:02:57,972 All right, go to the toolshed. It's down the path. 636 01:02:58,072 --> 01:03:00,372 Yeah, okay. I'm just... Trent, I'm sorry, man. 637 01:03:00,472 --> 01:03:01,975 You won't be disappointed. 638 01:03:02,075 --> 01:03:04,634 They don't call me 'wood wizard' because I masturbate. 639 01:03:04,734 --> 01:03:07,879 Grab a flashlight, you fucking idiot. 640 01:03:07,982 --> 01:03:09,982 Thanks. 641 01:03:11,719 --> 01:03:13,746 Forget about it. He'll fix it. 642 01:03:13,846 --> 01:03:15,922 Let's go finish this. 643 01:03:22,463 --> 01:03:25,438 That's a ugly fucking chair anyway. 644 01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:28,025 My name is Trent. My daddy bent me over this chair... 645 01:03:28,125 --> 01:03:32,800 ...and beat me when I was little, so you need to fix it. 646 01:03:40,014 --> 01:03:42,014 Hey, now. 647 01:03:43,415 --> 01:03:45,415 Yes. 648 01:03:52,525 --> 01:03:55,255 You people are rich. 649 01:03:56,028 --> 01:03:58,028 Holy crap. 650 01:03:58,230 --> 01:04:02,166 Poor people call this a house. Jesus Christ. 651 01:04:09,141 --> 01:04:11,691 You have never used this shit. 652 01:04:11,877 --> 01:04:15,192 Fucking douche bag. Skis. What the fuck? 653 01:04:19,451 --> 01:04:21,451 Ha! Ha! 654 01:04:23,155 --> 01:04:26,352 'Lagavulin, product of Scotland'. 655 01:04:27,459 --> 01:04:28,690 Oh. 656 01:04:28,790 --> 01:04:31,327 That just smells like money. 657 01:04:35,734 --> 01:04:38,194 I knew there was a reason to be your friend, Trent. 658 01:04:38,294 --> 01:04:44,329 More? Oh, absolutely. No... All right, you don't have to force it on me. 659 01:04:44,710 --> 01:04:45,634 Fuck. 660 01:04:45,734 --> 01:04:48,180 You can grease wheels with this shit. 661 01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:51,510 That's payment for being a douche bag. 662 01:04:53,986 --> 01:04:55,986 Okay. 663 01:05:01,460 --> 01:05:03,129 Okay. 664 01:05:03,229 --> 01:05:05,229 Okay. 665 01:05:05,764 --> 01:05:07,266 Oh, yeah. 666 01:05:07,366 --> 01:05:10,256 Oh, wow. Your tits are stupendous. 667 01:05:10,669 --> 01:05:13,231 Wow, you really know how to make a girl feel special, huh? 668 01:05:13,331 --> 01:05:15,473 That's what I do. 669 01:05:20,613 --> 01:05:23,209 Yeah, they can go. Take off my pants. 670 01:05:23,309 --> 01:05:25,309 They can go. 671 01:05:38,564 --> 01:05:40,564 Oh, man. 672 01:05:40,866 --> 01:05:44,011 All right. Let's see what you've got. 673 01:05:45,704 --> 01:05:49,233 All right, give me something, baby. What you got for me? Give me something. 674 01:05:49,333 --> 01:05:52,104 Goddamn. Not even a swimsuit? Shit. 675 01:05:52,204 --> 01:05:54,938 Goddamn winter catalog. 676 01:05:54,938 --> 01:05:56,938 Oh, okay. 677 01:05:59,718 --> 01:06:01,718 Gonna have to do. 678 01:06:05,491 --> 01:06:08,976 Lady, I'm about to ruin your perfect day. 679 01:06:18,003 --> 01:06:20,003 All right. 680 01:06:20,406 --> 01:06:22,706 Shit. You scared the piss out of me. 681 01:06:22,806 --> 01:06:25,162 Where is everybody? There's a guy out there... 682 01:06:25,262 --> 01:06:26,311 ...carrying a dead body. 683 01:06:26,411 --> 01:06:27,809 Jenna, where's the phone? 684 01:06:27,909 --> 01:06:29,641 I don't know. Over there? 685 01:06:29,741 --> 01:06:33,774 You fucking with me because I'm high? That's not cool. I just finished smoking. 686 01:06:33,874 --> 01:06:35,874 Where's the phone? 687 01:06:38,724 --> 01:06:40,558 Hi, I want to report a homicide. 688 01:06:40,658 --> 01:06:41,954 Clay Miller. 689 01:06:42,054 --> 01:06:44,652 Yeah, I'm at a house by Crystal Lake. It's... 690 01:06:44,752 --> 01:06:46,752 Yeah, that's it. Hurry. 691 01:06:47,833 --> 01:06:49,496 They said they're sending someone. 692 01:06:49,596 --> 01:06:51,192 Police? - Yeah. 693 01:06:51,292 --> 01:06:54,567 Where is everybody else? - I don't know. I've been here all day. 694 01:06:54,667 --> 01:06:57,208 Chelsea and Nolan left, like, hours ago to the lake. 695 01:06:57,308 --> 01:07:01,898 Well, what about Trent? Bree? - They're in the bedroom. 696 01:07:05,150 --> 01:07:07,575 Your tits are fucking just... - I know. 697 01:07:07,675 --> 01:07:09,675 ...so juicy, dude. 698 01:07:11,824 --> 01:07:15,139 You got perfect nipple placement, baby. 699 01:07:17,162 --> 01:07:20,366 This better not go on the fucking Internet. 700 01:07:20,466 --> 01:07:24,994 You should win in a fucking titty contest. 701 01:07:32,077 --> 01:07:34,712 Trent, Bree. You guys in there? 702 01:07:38,317 --> 01:07:40,048 Trent! Bree! 703 01:07:40,148 --> 01:07:42,148 Shut the fuck up! 704 01:07:42,721 --> 01:07:44,213 Get out here! 705 01:07:44,313 --> 01:07:46,778 They're just fucking with us. 706 01:07:48,961 --> 01:07:51,256 Ignore her. - Come on, guys. 707 01:07:51,630 --> 01:07:54,090 Get out here. There's a guy out there. 708 01:07:54,190 --> 01:07:57,028 We're busy in here, baby. - Trent. 709 01:08:32,070 --> 01:08:33,305 Yeah. 710 01:08:33,405 --> 01:08:36,536 Okay. All right, Trent. Let me educate you. 711 01:08:36,636 --> 01:08:41,078 You ever seen a crossover before, huh? I'm gonna show you right now. 712 01:08:41,178 --> 01:08:43,974 I'll bet you never... Whoa. Ow. 713 01:08:43,974 --> 01:08:45,974 Jesus. 714 01:08:52,458 --> 01:08:54,458 Hey. 715 01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:57,055 Now, this is a man's sport. 716 01:08:58,464 --> 01:09:02,289 You're even curved to the left, like my penis. 717 01:09:03,335 --> 01:09:05,838 Okay, it's overtime. Line change. 718 01:09:05,938 --> 01:09:06,998 Chewie's on the ice. 719 01:09:07,098 --> 01:09:13,983 Send the puck around the back of the net. Here we go. Pass back to the middle. Oh! 720 01:09:15,681 --> 01:09:16,639 Oh, my... 721 01:09:16,739 --> 01:09:19,008 No, no, no. 722 01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:24,120 Shit. 723 01:09:27,159 --> 01:09:29,159 Shit. 724 01:09:37,903 --> 01:09:41,558 Oh, God. You scared the shit out of me, bro. 725 01:09:43,141 --> 01:09:45,336 Are you looking for this? 726 01:09:45,336 --> 01:09:49,470 Because it completes your outfit. 727 01:09:53,218 --> 01:09:55,218 Oh, fuck. 728 01:09:58,357 --> 01:10:00,482 What the fuck? Oh, Jesus. 729 01:10:12,237 --> 01:10:14,237 No. 730 01:11:09,828 --> 01:11:12,197 Oh, my God, baby. Getting close. 731 01:11:12,297 --> 01:11:13,357 Yeah? - Yeah. 732 01:11:13,457 --> 01:11:16,432 I got eight seconds, then I'm going. 733 01:11:17,269 --> 01:11:19,269 Oh, God. 734 01:11:31,316 --> 01:11:33,316 Oh, God. 735 01:11:37,456 --> 01:11:39,666 I'm going soon. I'm going. 736 01:11:42,894 --> 01:11:44,894 No. 737 01:12:01,346 --> 01:12:04,008 That was... 738 01:12:04,008 --> 01:12:06,047 Stupendous? 739 01:12:09,721 --> 01:12:11,721 To say the least, yeah. 740 01:12:16,995 --> 01:12:21,633 Who's messing with the lights? - Oh, shit. Chewie's still out there. 741 01:12:21,733 --> 01:12:24,500 Phone's dead. Do you have a cell? - Nothing has a signal. 742 01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:25,932 What are you doing here? 743 01:12:26,032 --> 01:12:27,662 Trent... - Get the fuck out, buddy. 744 01:12:27,762 --> 01:12:30,309 Easy. - He's just trying to help us. 745 01:12:30,409 --> 01:12:34,913 You leave with this guy for eight hours, fucking all over the woods? 746 01:12:35,013 --> 01:12:37,814 You know what? Why don't both of you just get the fuck out? 747 01:12:37,914 --> 01:12:39,951 There's a bigger problem... - Shut up. 748 01:12:40,051 --> 01:12:42,484 Are you serious? There is a killer out there. 749 01:12:42,584 --> 01:12:44,178 He's the one who cut the lights. 750 01:12:44,278 --> 01:12:47,883 Trent, don't you get it? Chelsea and Nolan never came back. 751 01:12:47,983 --> 01:12:49,493 Lawrence, what are you doing? 752 01:12:49,593 --> 01:12:52,764 My boy's still out there. I'm gonna go get him. 753 01:12:52,864 --> 01:12:54,527 No, man. Don't go out there. Please. 754 01:12:54,627 --> 01:12:57,970 Look, I told, all right? You can't get a handle on me. 755 01:12:58,070 --> 01:13:00,535 I'll surprise you every time. 756 01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:30,200 Chewie? 757 01:13:36,608 --> 01:13:38,608 Hey, Chewie? 758 01:13:46,284 --> 01:13:48,284 Chew, you in there? 759 01:14:16,414 --> 01:14:18,414 Chewie? 760 01:14:19,751 --> 01:14:21,751 Chewie, you in here? 761 01:15:23,215 --> 01:15:25,215 Oh, fuck. 762 01:15:33,959 --> 01:15:35,959 Get the fuck off me. 763 01:15:41,833 --> 01:15:44,131 Take that, motherfucker. 764 01:16:09,294 --> 01:16:14,394 Guys, this is bullshit. The power goes out here all the time. 765 01:16:15,133 --> 01:16:17,133 Help me! 766 01:16:18,270 --> 01:16:21,364 Help! Help me! 767 01:16:21,364 --> 01:16:23,564 Please, help me. 768 01:16:23,808 --> 01:16:25,903 Lawrence. - No, no, no. You can't go out there. 769 01:16:26,003 --> 01:16:28,011 We have to help him. - No, we can't. 770 01:16:28,111 --> 01:16:30,944 He's using your friend as bait. He wants us to go out. 771 01:16:31,044 --> 01:16:32,708 Well, you don't know that. 772 01:16:32,808 --> 01:16:34,545 Jesus, where are the police? 773 01:16:34,645 --> 01:16:36,645 I can't move. 774 01:16:37,022 --> 01:16:38,990 Help me! - We have to help him. 775 01:16:39,090 --> 01:16:41,090 I can't die like this. 776 01:16:41,660 --> 01:16:43,719 Help me, please. Trent. 777 01:16:44,329 --> 01:16:46,329 Somebody, help. 778 01:16:46,765 --> 01:16:48,765 Oh, my God, please. 779 01:16:49,267 --> 01:16:51,002 I can't fucking... 780 01:16:51,102 --> 01:16:53,652 Somebody's gotta do something! 781 01:16:55,307 --> 01:16:57,307 Please. 782 01:17:02,847 --> 01:17:05,213 Shut up, shut up, shut up! 783 01:17:22,600 --> 01:17:27,870 Everyone's gonna be okay, all right? The cops are on their way. 784 01:17:29,808 --> 01:17:31,808 What are you doing? 785 01:17:46,424 --> 01:17:48,424 Trent. 786 01:19:20,018 --> 01:19:22,018 Jenna? 787 01:20:29,287 --> 01:20:30,711 Police. 788 01:20:30,811 --> 01:20:33,719 Oh, thank God. - Go, go. 789 01:20:35,426 --> 01:20:37,426 Police, open up. 790 01:20:40,832 --> 01:20:44,598 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Go, go, go. - Oh, my God. 791 01:20:51,910 --> 01:20:53,175 Get the door. 792 01:20:53,275 --> 01:20:54,971 Okay. Shit. 793 01:20:55,071 --> 01:20:59,184 What are you doing? Is he inside? - He killed the cop. 794 01:20:59,284 --> 01:21:02,854 What the fuck, you got a gun? Let's go now. 795 01:21:04,889 --> 01:21:07,099 Jesus! What are you doing? 796 01:21:08,126 --> 01:21:09,828 Give me the gun. 797 01:21:09,928 --> 01:21:11,928 Someone's in there. 798 01:21:14,465 --> 01:21:16,465 Check it out. 799 01:21:32,050 --> 01:21:34,430 Bree's dead. He killed Bree. 800 01:21:41,759 --> 01:21:43,759 Come on. 801 01:21:45,463 --> 01:21:47,463 Come on. 802 01:21:47,532 --> 01:21:51,102 There's no gun, no keys, nothing. Let's go. 803 01:21:56,708 --> 01:21:58,708 Where are the keys? 804 01:22:02,413 --> 01:22:05,714 Help! We got officers down. - My keys are gone. Where are my keys? 805 01:22:05,814 --> 01:22:09,894 Hey, Jenna, fuck this guy. Let's get out of here. 806 01:22:14,726 --> 01:22:17,058 Go. Go. Go, go, go! Jesus. 807 01:22:27,505 --> 01:22:29,505 Oh, my God. 808 01:22:57,835 --> 01:23:00,827 Shit. Where the fuck are you, gun? 809 01:23:01,673 --> 01:23:03,673 Fuck. 810 01:23:09,747 --> 01:23:11,747 Fuck it. 811 01:24:58,723 --> 01:25:03,313 Oh, my God, that's Chelsea. - We gotta keep moving. Go. 812 01:25:13,070 --> 01:25:15,070 All right, this way. 813 01:25:18,676 --> 01:25:20,676 Come on. - Okay. 814 01:26:40,157 --> 01:26:42,157 Help! 815 01:26:42,293 --> 01:26:43,524 Shh. 816 01:26:43,624 --> 01:26:45,321 What was that? - Let me out! 817 01:26:45,421 --> 01:26:48,224 Oh, my God. - What the fuck? 818 01:26:50,468 --> 01:26:52,595 Help me! 819 01:26:52,595 --> 01:26:54,595 Help me. 820 01:28:02,707 --> 01:28:04,707 This way. 821 01:28:23,861 --> 01:28:26,227 Clay? - Whitney. Whitney. 822 01:28:26,227 --> 01:28:28,627 Oh, God, Clay. - Thank God. 823 01:28:28,627 --> 01:28:30,894 Are you okay? You okay? Thank God. 824 01:28:30,994 --> 01:28:33,193 Are you okay? - Yeah. 825 01:28:34,071 --> 01:28:36,741 You're okay. You're okay. Okay. You're okay? 826 01:28:36,841 --> 01:28:38,841 Oh, God. 827 01:28:39,043 --> 01:28:40,638 Okay. - Just get me out of here. 828 01:28:40,738 --> 01:28:42,244 Fuck. 829 01:28:42,344 --> 01:28:44,904 Come on, you guys, let's go. - Can you break it? 830 01:28:45,004 --> 01:28:47,785 No, just break it, just break it. - Okay. 831 01:28:47,885 --> 01:28:50,652 Yeah, just go. Go. Just fucking do it. 832 01:28:50,752 --> 01:28:53,312 Hold still. Hold your hands. - Hurry up, hurry. 833 01:28:53,412 --> 01:28:55,412 Do it. Fucking do it. 834 01:28:58,195 --> 01:29:00,757 We gotta get out of here. - I don't wanna hit you. 835 01:29:00,857 --> 01:29:03,025 Just fucking do it. - Okay, okay. 836 01:29:03,125 --> 01:29:05,125 Hurry. 837 01:29:07,071 --> 01:29:09,071 Oh, God. 838 01:29:13,811 --> 01:29:15,338 Holy shit. 839 01:29:15,438 --> 01:29:17,438 Okay, okay, okay. 840 01:29:17,882 --> 01:29:19,875 You guys, I can see him. He's coming. 841 01:29:19,975 --> 01:29:21,450 What? - We gotta go. 842 01:29:21,550 --> 01:29:24,213 Grab onto me. Grab onto me. - Let's go. Come on, hurry. 843 01:29:24,313 --> 01:29:26,313 Go, go, go. 844 01:29:26,857 --> 01:29:29,223 Go. Come on. 845 01:29:48,713 --> 01:29:50,713 Go. Go. 846 01:29:59,123 --> 01:30:00,558 It's a dead end. 847 01:30:00,658 --> 01:30:01,957 What are we gonna do? 848 01:30:02,057 --> 01:30:04,057 Clay? 849 01:30:04,895 --> 01:30:06,895 Hurry. 850 01:30:06,964 --> 01:30:08,964 Here. Here. 851 01:30:13,104 --> 01:30:15,909 Come on, we can get through here. 852 01:30:16,474 --> 01:30:18,474 Follow me. 853 01:30:19,176 --> 01:30:20,668 Go, go, go. - It's safe, guys. 854 01:30:20,768 --> 01:30:23,370 Give me your hand, Jenna. Come on, hurry. 855 01:30:23,470 --> 01:30:26,445 Give me your hand. Okay. I got you. 856 01:30:28,953 --> 01:30:32,116 Oh, my... Fuck. Jesus, God, no. 857 01:30:33,724 --> 01:30:36,189 Oh, God. Clay. Clay. - No. No. 858 01:30:36,994 --> 01:30:39,929 Oh, fuck. - Oh, God. Oh, God. Clay. 859 01:30:40,798 --> 01:30:42,798 Come on, we gotta go. 860 01:30:52,143 --> 01:30:55,373 Look. I think this might be a way out. 861 01:31:06,657 --> 01:31:09,717 All right. Let's go. Come on. Hurry. 862 01:31:11,128 --> 01:31:13,128 Let's go. Watch out. 863 01:31:15,900 --> 01:31:16,926 Come on. 864 01:31:17,026 --> 01:31:18,534 Hurry. - Damn it. It's stuck. 865 01:31:18,634 --> 01:31:19,727 Come on, come on. 866 01:31:19,827 --> 01:31:22,097 Come on. - Hurry. 867 01:31:31,081 --> 01:31:35,111 Give me your hand. Give me your hand. Give me your hand. Okay. 868 01:31:35,211 --> 01:31:37,911 On three. One... Come on. 869 01:31:39,490 --> 01:31:43,256 Run. Whitney, get... - Clay! Clay! Clay! 870 01:31:43,727 --> 01:31:45,727 Stop it! 871 01:31:46,297 --> 01:31:47,425 No! 872 01:31:47,525 --> 01:31:49,689 Clay! Clay! 873 01:31:51,969 --> 01:31:54,369 Shit. Shit. 874 01:32:38,515 --> 01:32:40,515 Fuck you. 875 01:32:45,789 --> 01:32:47,984 No, no, no! 876 01:32:57,268 --> 01:32:58,965 Whitney! 877 01:32:59,065 --> 01:33:02,296 Whitney. - Clay. Clay! 878 01:33:02,296 --> 01:33:04,296 Come on. 879 01:33:07,478 --> 01:33:09,478 Hurry. 880 01:33:09,947 --> 01:33:11,947 Come on. 881 01:33:27,831 --> 01:33:29,831 Hide. 882 01:34:35,566 --> 01:34:37,566 Shit, fuck. 883 01:35:28,819 --> 01:35:30,819 Jason. 884 01:35:43,100 --> 01:35:45,100 It's okay. 885 01:35:47,037 --> 01:35:49,037 You can stop now. 886 01:35:49,907 --> 01:35:51,907 It's okay. 887 01:37:04,448 --> 01:37:06,448 Jason. 888 01:37:07,217 --> 01:37:09,217 Say hi to Mommy... 889 01:37:10,621 --> 01:37:12,621 ...in hell.