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Jimmy Flaherty:
Ladies and gentlemen, Cam Calloway.
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I just wanna thank Mr. Jimmy Flaherty
for bringing me to Atlanta!
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There's four people
who forced me to believe
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that I and they were worthy
of a big time dream.
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Those four people that believed in me
are my family.
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You got big, new money now, Cam.
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It is not your fault that
the world is the way it is
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or that where we left
ain't paradise.
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- I'm just a basketball player.
- Not anymore.
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Right now, we new money.
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Going with Da Chen Bao
sets this family up
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so that one day
we will have old money.
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Bottom line,
you gotta give back.
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How's it feel kicking
the world's ass like that?
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Oh, the world had it coming.
(chuckles)
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♪ What you think of it? ♪
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♪ Been on this long road
accumulating luggage ♪
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♪ As time proceeds,
preoccupied with everything... ♪
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Home sweet home!
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Look at it!
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♪ Been on this long road
accumulating luggage... ♪
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Yes, yes, yes!
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Beautiful!
Look at this place!
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Oh, my God!
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Ripped By mstoll
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♪ You better sing that shit, nigga ♪
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♪ Whoo ♪
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♪ That's how you start
the motherfucking show ♪
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♪ My fourth joint in a row ♪
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♪ The moon's in
the motherfucking sky ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ Lord, my all,
what you think of it? ♪
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♪ We've been on this long road
accumulating luggage ♪
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♪ As time proceeds,
preoccupied with everything ♪
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♪ I think it's about time
that we sing of nothing ♪
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♪ Been on this long road
accumulating luggage ♪
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♪ As time proceeds,
preoccupied with everything ♪
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♪ I think it's about time
that I sing of nothing... ♪
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- Them haters said I'd fail.
- Man, what haters?
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Plenty of folks believed in you,
not just these fools.
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- Yeah, true.
- Mm.
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You know, that's just
what it seems like I'd say
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if this were a movie or something,
'cause right now,
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kinda... kinda feels
like we live in a movie.
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Nah, no, no, no,
if this was a movie,
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right about now, one of us
would be getting shot.
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Right? You know
I'm telling the truth, too.
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(gunshots)
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What the hell?
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- (laughing)
- Oh, my God!
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Julius shot a moose!
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- Hey, he was charging us.
- It was not.
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He murdered it.
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It ain't "murder" if you eat it.
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I ain't eating no damn moose meat.
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That ain't no moose,
Ma, that's a deer.
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Even worse...
I ain't eating Bambi.
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Well, we can mount it
and make a rug.
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Where the hell you get a gun,
Uncle Julius?
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Bass Pro Shop.
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What on earth for?
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They have low prices guaranteed.
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Look, this is Buckhead,
this ain't the forest.
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Why you think they call it "Buckhead"?
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'Cause you shooting bucks in the head.
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I think you got this one
in the abdomen.
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- You can't shoot out here.
- (Julius muttering)
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Well, I'm not catching
"Lames" disease.
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It's Lyme disease.
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- He's still breathing.
- (screaming)
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- He keeps doing it!
- Does this house have a grill?
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- Give me the gun.
- You ain't got no license.
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Come on, come on.
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(music playing)
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♪ Whoo ♪
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I can't believe you shot Bambi.
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We in the Dirty South, we gotta do
what dirty Southerners do.
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Cam, just think,
if I hadn't accidently
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launched that lawn chair
off your roof deck,
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your condo association
would've never have kicked us out,
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and we would've never
moved here to Calloway Castle.
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You need to think on
how lucky you are
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nobody was barbequing
30 floors below,
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and your home is here,
not the Georgia damn State Pen.
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- You're right, Ma.
- Family, take it in.
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These are the good days
that we dreamt about.
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This is where we supposed to be,
together.
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- Yeah.
- Together, but enough square footage
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- to isolate.
- And never have to share a shitter.
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Family's that shit apart,
stick together.
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Well, my shit smell like fresh bread,
and I know y'all gonna miss it.
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Well, you fools fight over bathrooms,
I'm going home to change.
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Cam, Flaherty's bowl-a-thon
starts at 5:00.
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- Let's go.
- Bowling?
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That's that shit I don't like.
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I like any game where the black things
knock down the white things,
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- and we get points for it.
- Racist, yet honest.
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Why don't you go for me, Uncle J?
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Cam, you're going, okay?
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It's Flaherty's party
for the luxury box owners.
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Well, I'm a player,
not a box owner.
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- Man, get me out of it, Reg.
- Reggie: I will...
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48 minutes after you show.
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Bowling's fun for everyone.
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Sorry, I tried.
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It's a mandatory team event.
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If you don't go, you get fined,
you know this.
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- Well, work your magic, Reg.
- Abraca-fucking-dabra.
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I just kept 50K in your bank account.
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Flaherty fines Cam 50K
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for not bowling
with some douchebags.
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Luxury box-owning douchebags.
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Those douchebags
help pay these bills.
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Look at Missy riffing on douchebag.
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I'm not immune to osmosis.
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Oh, come on, baby,
be grateful and go.
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Ma, I ooze gratitude,
but the season's about to start.
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I had a massive preseason.
Why?
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Rest and focus.
Bowling is neither.
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It hurts your back,
the scoring is confusing as shit.
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- Just tell Flaherty I'm sick.
- We don't lie anymore, remember?
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- That's in our mission statement.
- See, baby steps.
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- You know I'm proud of both of you.
- Can't we put a few stock lies
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back on the table,
make life a little easier?
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Tell Flaherty you got AIDS.
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- What?
- Yeah, he ain't risking AIDS.
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Bowl-a-thon, not fuck-a-thon,
Uncle J.
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How's Flaherty catching AIDS from Cam?
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HIV is the thing you catch.
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Maybe Flaherty got AIDS and he's trying
to find a fuck companion.
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Yeah, he needs a partner.
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Don't you be drinking no drinks
with Jimmy Flaherty.
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Every event that we attend,
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we build favor equity with Flaherty.
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His reach is far beyond basketball,
we want to tap into that reach.
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As the head of your public relations,
the man is right.
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Just got and relate to the public,
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give Flaherty his reach-around,
and then you can leave.
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Cam, you mind if I get rid of
this lawn decoration
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that the previous owners
left behind?
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Uh-uh, that might be
worth some money.
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- Oh!
- Shit.
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Even the more reason to smash it.
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- Missy, you are gangster.
- Bitch, you can't be throwing shit
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- around here, girl.
- I wanna do it.
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- Cassie: Oh, my God.
- (laughing)
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Man, you know,
the more I'm around her,
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the more that I like her.
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And not to be inappropriate,
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but I bet she wears you out.
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Mm-mm-mm.
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Okay, the "mm-mm-mm,"
that's pushing it.
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- Okay, I did too much on that?
- You did.
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Here we go.
Baby, we gotta go, we gotta go.
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Okay, y'all get this shit in the house.
Come on, get the boxes.
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Missy gotta clean this shit up.
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♪ I'm feeling all right ♪
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♪ You looking so fine ♪
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♪ I'm feeling all right ♪
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- Jeff Heisner. I own Heisner Paper.
- Hi.
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Look, I just spent way too much
on a couple of luxury boxes,
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so you don't suck this year, huh?
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- That's the plan... not sucking.
- Yeah, good.
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(music playing)
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♪ Girl, you're my everything... ♪
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Hey, Reggie!
Talk to me, pal.
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- Oh, Jimmy, your hugs break ribs.
- Imagine if we were fuckin'.
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Oh, not a day goes by.
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Thanks for being here.
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I know this is kinda corny.
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Ah, I mean, it's bowling, you know.
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It's loud as shit, but it's fun, yeah.
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Well, this is how we start
winning their hearts.
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- It's our year, pal.
- From your lips to God's ears, huh?
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God has done you, Cam,
and me pretty good.
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What we do with the rest is up to us.
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Hey, I want you to meet someone.
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Mickey!
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♪ You know it's all right ♪
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♪ It's all right,
all right, all right ♪
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♪ It's all... ♪
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Uh, excuse me, do you mind
taking a pictures with my kids?
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- Absolutely, man.
- All right.
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Can you lift this one up?
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But not too fast,
he's been throwing up.
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All right.
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Uh, Noah,
put your arm on the man.
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Buddy, if you get sick,
just swallow it, yeah?
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All right, one, two...
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(chuckles)
Thank you, Malcolm.
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(music playing)
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My sister Barbara loves you.
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Will you tell her to stop
doing heroin?
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Um... hey, Barbara.
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Babs, and it's a message.
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♪ Fun as you can possibly have ♪
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♪ With your pants on... ♪
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What's that shirt made out of?
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Mm.
What are you made out of?
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I got a massage business.
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♪ What game you playing, baby? ♪
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♪ I hate to lose ♪
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♪ So show me on the dance floor... ♪
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Yeah, win, lose,
it's all bread and circuses, right?
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Doesn't matter in the big scheme.
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- Know what does matter?
- Family.
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Numbing the pain of existence.
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Stay strong, Babs,
uh, you can do it.
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I mean, do not do...
don't do heroin.
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I left my pain back in Boston.
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Well, you give Atlanta time,
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it'll disappoint you in ways
you can't even imagine.
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You're loved.
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Bottoms up.
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- Your sister loves you.
- Heroin has ruined your life.
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Uh, thanks, but I got practice.
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(chuckles)
I don't wanna pass judgment.
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- Her teeth are really fucked up.
- (scoffs)
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Work on your free throws.
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- Hey, 48 minutes?
- Look, I'm sorry, okay?
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Look, I got to talking
to the head of Coke.
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I'm just trying to expand
your empire, okay?
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Look, stop chatting and start expanding
this force field around me!
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I'm like a donkey
at a petting zoo, man!
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Hey, hey, hey,
look around, okay?
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Look around, man, your presence
is bringing people joy, Cam, all right?
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This is part of the dream.
Just breathe it in.
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I'm breathing it in.
It smells like drunk white people.
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Man, bullshit. White people
only smell when they're wet.
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You're supposed to be here
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so that I can be here
without actually being here.
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And when you're not here,
everybody else here
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is here, right next to me!
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Asking me to do a bunch of things
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that a grown-ass man
should not be asked to do.
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- All right.
- (slurred) Give me a ride to the potty.
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Will you get this hobbit off me
before I bowl her for a strike?
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Listen, ma'am, Cam don't wanna
start the season with back problems.
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- (slurred) Are you calling me fat?
- I'm not calling you fat.
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(slurred)
Are you a fat shamer?
241
00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:26,866
You know how many season tickets
my daddy buys?
242
00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:29,235
- Eat me.
- Okay, now, now, there's no need...
243
00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:32,038
(slurred) I've been overserved,
but seriously, though,
244
00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:33,573
I loved your first press conference.
245
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,075
It was very articulate.
246
00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:38,066
Look at Flaherty summoning me.
247
00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:41,714
No, I mean,
he's just having fun hosting.
248
00:09:41,714 --> 00:09:42,982
- (whispers) One sec, one sec.
- I'm out of here.
249
00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:44,210
No, no, no.
Cam, Cam, Cam.
250
00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,889
I'ma put a carrot in each one
of these daiquiris
251
00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:53,426
so I can boost my vision
so I know what I'm walking in to.
252
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:57,396
- Hey, you bring us a gift bag?
- Yeah, this gigantic gift house.
253
00:09:57,396 --> 00:09:58,864
Yeah, you must've ate some shrimp.
254
00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:00,666
You know that shrimp
makes him grumpy.
255
00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:03,603
Flaherty is texting me,
"Is everything okay with Cam?"
256
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,238
Oh, it is now,
'cause I'm here and not there.
257
00:10:06,238 --> 00:10:09,041
- He fucked me.
- Flaherty roofied you for real?
258
00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:10,876
- Wait, what?
- You don't remember?
259
00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:13,079
Don't wash your underwear.
The DNA's in there.
260
00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:14,814
No, he only fucked with my time.
261
00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:18,117
- I did my clown act for two hours.
- I got two words for you...
262
00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,453
contractual obligation!
263
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:23,122
I got three words for you...
grown-ass man.
264
00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:25,725
That's two words, baby.
"Grown-ass" is hyphenated.
265
00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:28,361
- Bad form to blow off your owner.
- Amen.
266
00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:29,862
I called me over with two fingers
267
00:10:29,862 --> 00:10:32,064
like I was that lawn darkie
that Missy smashed.
268
00:10:32,064 --> 00:10:33,699
Jockey, not "darkie."
269
00:10:33,699 --> 00:10:36,102
He's not my owner.
Dogs have owners, okay?
270
00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:37,937
- He owns a team.
- And your contract.
271
00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:40,940
Which requires you to appear
at 25 events per calendar year.
272
00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:43,342
- This we agreed to.
- Because I agreed to something
273
00:10:43,342 --> 00:10:46,412
doesn't mean that he can make me
do other things at those things.
274
00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:49,281
My contract does not say
"stay to the end."
275
00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:52,418
- I appeared, and then I disappeared.
- No, you snubbed him.
276
00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:54,787
If you had just disappeared,
that would have been kinda cool.
277
00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:57,556
Yeah, it wouldn't been a dope Vine.
I really like that Houdini shit.
278
00:10:57,556 --> 00:11:00,092
Old Cam was running away
from the plantation.
279
00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:03,329
- It's Nat Turner time.
- Ease up on the rum, Julius.
280
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,631
Hey, our ancestors
was bartered for rum.
281
00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:08,768
I thought you said you don't eat nothing
our ancestors were bartered for?
282
00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:10,069
Drinking ain't eating.
283
00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:11,737
Cam:
Flaherty's a man same as me.
284
00:11:11,737 --> 00:11:13,606
If he expects me to do
all this extra stuff,
285
00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:17,109
then he best learn to start
treating me like a grown-ass man.
286
00:11:17,109 --> 00:11:20,212
- Uncle J, you unpack that Xbox?
- Who loves you the most?
287
00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:22,682
Follow he.
288
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,117
Texting Flaherty you got the runs.
289
00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:28,087
Wouldn't that lie shit in the face
of your new mission statement?
290
00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:31,190
Actually, text Flaherty
that he disrespected me.
291
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:32,825
Let's get out of the past, okay?
292
00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:36,095
Get some rest, you got a ball signing
after practice tomorrow.
293
00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:37,263
Of course I do.
294
00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:39,765
Ball signing?
What's Friday, shaft stroking?
295
00:11:39,765 --> 00:11:41,100
Nelson Mandela night.
296
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,868
Man, fuck Nelson Mandela!
297
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,036
- Yo!
- Hey, hey, hey!
298
00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:45,471
- Time.
- What's wrong with you?
299
00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:47,473
Man, you done lost
your rabid-ass mind.
300
00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:49,041
No, I said it, I'm owning it.
301
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,509
My job is playing hoop.
302
00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:52,211
And if Flaherty wants me
focused on that job,
303
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:54,447
remind him the season
starts next week.
304
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:58,084
Let's roll, Unc. Let's build
that beach house on Minecraft.
305
00:11:58,084 --> 00:12:00,177
(music playing)
306
00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:05,191
Charles, your new salon is on "fleet."
307
00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:07,426
It's "fleek," Ma, with a "K."
308
00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:09,228
But that's not how I say it.
309
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,896
Anybody want a hit of
this peach schnapps?
310
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:13,399
- I just had a Valium, I'm good.
- Missy?
311
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:16,402
Better to be buzzed before that
creamy crack hits your scalp.
312
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,537
I'll suffer through it
like I've done my whole life.
313
00:12:18,537 --> 00:12:19,805
You know, one of these days,
314
00:12:19,805 --> 00:12:22,875
I'll get the courage to just
chop it all off and start fresh.
315
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,910
It sounds courageous,
looks stupid.
316
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:27,012
Plenty of sisters are transitioning.
317
00:12:27,012 --> 00:12:29,548
Yeah, they go from looking
like a woman to looking like a man.
318
00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:31,517
I mean, it's the 21st century,
fuck the afro.
319
00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:33,586
Every bitch cuts her hair,
thinks she's gonna look like Lupita.
320
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,989
And most of them end up looking like
Laurence Fishburne with tits.
321
00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:38,724
Chineka transitioned.
322
00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:40,459
She doesn't look like
Laurence Fishburne.
323
00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:41,827
The exception, not the rule.
324
00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:44,396
- Aw, thanks, boo.
- No, thank you.
325
00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:46,499
You know what seems stupid?
No offense.
326
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,400
Is sitting in a salon year after year
327
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:51,737
forcing our hair into something
that goes against who we are.
328
00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:53,339
You saying I don't make a good blonde?
329
00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:56,075
I'm saying that I wouldn't mind
looking like Chineka here.
330
00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:58,878
An amazing, proud,
natural woman.
331
00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:01,313
Look at that hair,
it's stunning.
332
00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:04,216
- Oh, stop. No, keep going.
- (laughter)
333
00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:06,852
Chineka, how long you been rocking
Mother Nature's bush up there?
334
00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:09,355
Buzzed it last Christmas
and never looked back.
335
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:10,923
How long before
you looked in the mirror?
336
00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:11,924
A week.
337
00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:14,126
And how many nights
have you cried yourself to sleep?
338
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,228
- 42.
- Mm-hmm.
339
00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:18,130
Shit, that's Jackie Robinson's number.
340
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,566
Missy, Jackie is speaking to you.
341
00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:22,368
He is telling you to be
a barrier breaker.
342
00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:24,470
To throw out that creamy crack
and start fresh.
343
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,572
Cry yourself to sleep for 42 nights.
344
00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:29,175
- You got wig money.
- Mm, I'm burning.
345
00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:31,677
- Charles, wash me out.
- (laughing)
346
00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:33,312
Cassie:
It ain't funny.
347
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:36,215
Charles, hurry up!
348
00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:39,118
- Welcome aboard, Todd.
- Appreciate the job, sir.
349
00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:41,620
- Uh, please, call me Reggie.
- I prefer "sir."
350
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:44,089
Role as house manager
is service and respect.
351
00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:46,358
Yeah, but sir,
it just kinda sounds sarcastic.
352
00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:47,560
Unintentionally.
353
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,861
The use of the address "sir"
354
00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:50,629
reminds me that I'm not
in your family nor a friend.
355
00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:52,798
I'm in your employ
and the employ of your cousin.
356
00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:56,335
My job... alleviate your pressures
and ensure the property runs smoothly.
357
00:13:56,335 --> 00:14:00,306
My ideal profile... low, quietly
in the background where I belong.
358
00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:02,474
(chuckles)
All right, all right.
359
00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:05,611
Listen, uh, you know, my cousin,
he just... he needs assurances
360
00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:08,147
that the security system works,
the cars are taken care of,
361
00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:10,416
the lawn don't grow, and that
the housekeeper keeps the house,
362
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:13,452
so on and so forth, so he can
just focus on playing basketball.
363
00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:15,454
- I'm at your service, sir.
- All right.
364
00:14:15,454 --> 00:14:17,456
Coke is courting us.
365
00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:20,016
Let this be the only "coke"
comes in the house.
366
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,696
Nothing?
367
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,664
Okay.
368
00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:28,300
- (Julius snoring)
- Unc.
369
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:31,437
- What?
- Wake up, man, it's time to go.
370
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:33,939
Uh, Mr. Calloway.
(chuckling)
371
00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:37,643
We have another table of balls.
Just 25 more, we'll release you.
372
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,345
"Release me"?
373
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:41,614
- You the prison warden?
- We give these to charities.
374
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,849
Can you just sign a few more, please?
I'm so sorry.
375
00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:46,018
I'll sign one more.
376
00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:48,921
You know, I got a big day,
lots of things to do.
377
00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:51,190
Lots of game-related stuff to do
378
00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:54,455
that if I don't do well, it won't make
anyone want a ball signed by me.
379
00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:03,168
You got a lid for this?
380
00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:06,001
(music playing)
381
00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:15,247
Oh...
382
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,272
(door opens, closes)
383
00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:24,423
- (shuddering)
- Baby, what happened?
384
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:27,092
Who did this to you?
Did you call the police?
385
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,295
No one did it to me.
386
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:33,391
I went to the salon,
and I had it all cut off.
387
00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:36,302
What?
388
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,570
Why?
389
00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:42,942
I'm sick of forcing myself
to accept another ethnicity's ideal.
390
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,410
Did M-Chuck make you do this?
391
00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:47,146
I just wanted to start fresh.
392
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:50,274
Be the me I'm supposed to be.
393
00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:56,689
How bad does it look?
394
00:15:56,689 --> 00:16:00,557
Well, you're crying,
so you know the answer.
395
00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:09,535
It'll grow back, right?
396
00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:12,766
Yes. Yes, baby.
397
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:22,181
Wow, you can see your scalp.
398
00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:24,717
- (crying continues)
- Sorry, I'm sorry.
399
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,586
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
400
00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:31,613
(music playing)
401
00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:42,735
Yo! This is my parking spot.
402
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:45,604
Appears to now be
a handicapped spot.
403
00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:47,172
Yesterday it was not.
404
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:50,709
It is autumn,
change is everywhere.
405
00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:52,945
There's handicapped spots right there.
406
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,646
Yes, filled with a car.
407
00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:56,849
Every day, the world
makes more cripples.
408
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,984
Garages must keep pace.
409
00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:02,087
But how does my spot
turn handi-spot?
410
00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:03,989
They take blue paint and paint it.
411
00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:05,924
Okay, I got practice.
412
00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:08,827
I'm gonna park here
in what was just my spot yesterday.
413
00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:12,464
Yes, sir, no problem, but do you
have the handicapped placard?
414
00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:14,800
Uh, no, not yet, but I will.
415
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,436
And whoever made this
a handicapped spot, they will, too.
416
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:19,772
Ah, then this new spot
417
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:23,139
is probably in anticipation
of that very moment.
418
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,011
You know what, let's reboot.
I'm Cam.
419
00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:30,215
Yes, each day you walk by
without removing your headphones.
420
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,350
- Oh.
- I'm Abeo.
421
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:33,118
Cool accent, Abeo.
Where you from?
422
00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:37,489
Nigeria, where one follows the rules
or life gets very sad.
423
00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:40,492
Well, here in America, when random
rules are changed without warning,
424
00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:42,861
we ignore them
with a thing called a protest.
425
00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:46,198
Parking here is my protest.
Excuse me.
426
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:48,233
I admire your activism.
427
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:51,370
In Nigeria, I would now
be ordered to shoot you.
428
00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:55,363
But we're in America,
so have a nice day.
429
00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:00,646
- (cell phone beeps)
- Call Reggie.
430
00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:04,083
(engine revs, tires screech)
431
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,108
(music playing)
432
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,787
(doorbell ringing)
433
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,435
Flaherty changed my parking spot!
434
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,671
Okay, surprise visit,
but how was practice?
435
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:27,639
Shitty!
You gotta get in Flaherty's face!
436
00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:29,508
Okay, some things are house calls,
some things are phone calls.
437
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,410
I called you before I went into
practice, you never called me back.
438
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,412
- No, I-I text you.
- Yeah, you said, "Hit me back."
439
00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:35,814
I'm hitting you back in person.
I... I need some water.
440
00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:37,749
Okay, look, how are you
doing today, man?
441
00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:39,451
- You good?
- Look, Flaherty knows
442
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,320
that this is gonna
fucking piss me off.
443
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,422
And, you know, he's... he's wanting me
to do something stupid
444
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:45,891
like skip practice
just so he can fucking fine me!
445
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:47,226
Okay, dude, come on now.
446
00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:49,161
You dreamed to be a star,
you're the star
447
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:51,263
with all the shit thereto appertaining.
448
00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:52,598
Focus on that, all right?
449
00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,266
Don't sweat Flaherty
doing Flaherty shit.
450
00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:55,400
- That's what they do.
- Reg!
451
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,568
- That's owners...
- Reg!
452
00:18:56,568 --> 00:18:58,470
- What?
- You know me. He doesn't know me.
453
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:01,673
- He does not know how hard that I work.
- Okay, we're on the move again.
454
00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:03,475
And, you know what?
Now I'm worked up.
455
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,677
Now, you're the guy
who once we signed this big contract,
456
00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:08,213
you compared us to
survivors of a shipwreck,
457
00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:10,149
obligated to help
everybody we know
458
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,451
to payback the universe
for all of our hard-earned blessing.
459
00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:15,387
You remember that? Now, I'm trying
to reconcile that guy with this guy.
460
00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:18,056
- That is not this.
- That is this, and this is that.
461
00:19:18,056 --> 00:19:19,458
And you gotta choose your battles.
462
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:22,127
Only a moron marches into war
over a parking spot.
463
00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:23,896
- Oh, you calling me a moron?
- No, I'm saying you're making nothing
464
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,331
- into something.
- Reg, I'm here at this point in my life
465
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,033
- because I made nothing into something.
- Oh, Cam, calm the fuck...
466
00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:29,701
I'm here because I threaded he needle.
467
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:33,005
I am 6'2", 175 pounds,
playing pro ball.
468
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,741
That doesn't happen without hard work
and the force of my will.
469
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,776
I gotta work harder than others.
470
00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:39,945
Okay, look, just-just-just sleep on it.
471
00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:41,380
- Let me get into it.
- No, man, I don't want to
472
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:42,648
fucking sleep on it!
473
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:44,483
I'd rather just sleep!
474
00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:46,852
Get some good night rest
like I've been trying to do
475
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,221
to get up to workout,
to work hard,
476
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:51,356
do shit that motherfuckers
like me don't do.
477
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,292
Fucking yoga and Pilates,
478
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,327
so I can lift weights,
watch film,
479
00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:58,463
work on my free throws, shit that's
gonna make me better for the season.
480
00:19:58,463 --> 00:19:59,998
Flaherty knows all of that.
481
00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:03,068
Flaherty thinks every hour
is his hour, it's not.
482
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:05,370
I've gotta fill my hours
with real work.
483
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,472
Hard work is the only thing
that's keeping me
484
00:20:07,472 --> 00:20:10,175
from fucking this whole thing up
and going back to being a nobody.
485
00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:12,611
Cam, you make too much money now
to ever be a nobody again.
486
00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:14,112
No, money doesn't make you somebody.
487
00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:16,081
Being somebody makes you somebody.
488
00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:17,883
Set his ass straight.
489
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,886
Okay.
That's it?
490
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,786
Great to see you, safe home.
491
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:27,259
The players say
there's a dead spot right here.
492
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:28,627
Will you look into that for me, please?
493
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,095
And do something about this.
494
00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:32,464
We're selling basketball,
not Brawny paper towels.
495
00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:34,399
Reggie:
You changed his parking spot?
496
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:37,436
Oh! I got your cousin's attention.
497
00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:39,538
Couldn't get it the other night.
498
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:43,338
Couldn't get it yesterday when
he signed this "indentured servant."
499
00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:50,549
Okay, Jimmy, Cam's focus
500
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:53,018
is winning on the court, okay?
501
00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:56,221
Taking your team to that next level,
that's his main obligation.
502
00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:58,023
Your cousin has other obligations.
503
00:20:58,023 --> 00:21:01,059
Obligations outlined
in the contract you negotiated.
504
00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:03,395
The truth?
They were left a little vague.
505
00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:06,431
He's embarrassing himself.
But worse, he's embarrassing me.
506
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,767
Does he even know
what an indentured servant is?
507
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,736
Oh, he crushed his verbal S.A.T.
508
00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:13,739
Well, then let's conjure up
the spirits of some indentured servants
509
00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:17,042
who worked for squat for
seven to ten years to repay the cost
510
00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:19,211
of a disease-ridden
transatlantic boat ride.
511
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:21,179
The Irish brethren of my forebears.
512
00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:22,447
Well, you don't wanna compare
513
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,416
disease-ridden transatlantic
boat rides with me.
514
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,785
Only seven to ten before freedom?
(chuckles)
515
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,921
Sounds like your Irish bros
got off better than my African ones.
516
00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:32,724
Mine got...
Oh, right, zero till lynched.
517
00:21:32,724 --> 00:21:35,527
Not all of 'em got lynched,
plenty got shot for no reason.
518
00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:37,963
Diane.
519
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:40,299
Reggie, this is Diane,
my new assistant.
520
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:43,235
Diane, Reggie's cousin
is the indentured servant
521
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:46,338
who parked his Aston Martin
in your handicapped spot.
522
00:21:46,338 --> 00:21:49,374
- I apologize for my cousin.
- Common occurrence.
523
00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:51,610
Diane, get on Amazon Prime
and order me a Ouija board.
524
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:54,346
Reggie and I are gonna conjure up
the ghosts of some indentured servants.
525
00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:55,714
- Right away.
- Get one of the drones
526
00:21:55,714 --> 00:21:57,082
to fly it down here today.
527
00:21:57,082 --> 00:22:00,519
Listen, any conjuring of ghosts will
only serve to freak me the fuck out.
528
00:22:00,519 --> 00:22:01,653
I don't like ghosts.
529
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,889
Yet your cousin seems to be
impersonating one
530
00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:06,458
every time he's got
an off-court obligation.
531
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,794
I'm now showing you both
a shit ton of respect
532
00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:11,096
because I retain the hope that
all those smiley, happy things
533
00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:14,099
we said to each other
when Cam signed here are still possible.
534
00:22:14,099 --> 00:22:17,703
He brought me his problem,
I'm bringing it to you, let's fix it.
535
00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:20,639
I'm fixing it by telling you
to get your cousin set straight.
536
00:22:20,639 --> 00:22:22,974
Stop making your problems
my problems.
537
00:22:22,974 --> 00:22:24,476
You guys are showing me right now
538
00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:26,345
you're not the kind of men
I thought you were.
539
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,647
I thought you were givers,
seems to me you're just takers.
540
00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:31,049
You should've called me
before you changed his parking spot.
541
00:22:31,049 --> 00:22:32,751
You shouldn't tell me
how to run my business
542
00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:34,353
when I'm paying Cam a fuck ton.
543
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,121
That's right, I used
"shit ton" and "fuck ton"
544
00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:37,556
within 30 seconds of each other.
545
00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:40,292
I'm like that...
unpredictable when provoked.
546
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:42,351
Maybe you should go into
law enforcement.
547
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,999
Friday is Nelson Mandela night.
548
00:22:47,999 --> 00:22:50,569
I expect Cam to be there
representing the team
549
00:22:50,569 --> 00:22:52,671
and paying respects
to Nelson Mandela.
550
00:22:52,671 --> 00:22:55,765
I can't make any promises.
551
00:22:56,908 --> 00:22:58,310
Hey, Reggie,
552
00:22:58,310 --> 00:23:01,680
Cam doesn't wanna get into
a pissing contest with me.
553
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,549
I'm the most hydrated man you know.
554
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:06,574
(music playing)
555
00:23:20,532 --> 00:23:23,168
You know, uh, no offense,
but that look like
556
00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:25,270
- a bag of Skittles on your head.
- Not helping.
557
00:23:25,270 --> 00:23:26,438
Dude, come on.
558
00:23:26,438 --> 00:23:29,608
- You can't blow off Mandela night.
- I'm not blowing it off.
559
00:23:29,608 --> 00:23:32,144
I'm choosing to honor Mr. Mandela
in a way of my own
560
00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:34,112
at a time of my choosing.
561
00:23:34,112 --> 00:23:37,082
Yeah, it's like when Prince decided
not to sing on "We Are the World."
562
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:39,217
He's gonna stomp out hunger
in his high-heel boots,
563
00:23:39,217 --> 00:23:42,387
- not pimping next to Bob Seger.
- Bruce Springsteen.
564
00:23:42,387 --> 00:23:46,057
- Same difference, Ma.
- Folks, transportation has arrived.
565
00:23:46,057 --> 00:23:48,460
- I like having butlers.
- I don't.
566
00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:50,462
You know, white people steal, too.
567
00:23:50,462 --> 00:23:54,099
Cam, you don't wanna get in
a pissing contest with Jimmy Flaherty.
568
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:55,634
How's he supposed to know
how to respect me
569
00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:57,235
if I don't show him how it's done?
570
00:23:57,235 --> 00:23:59,204
You get copies of
your bank statements, right?
571
00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:02,407
- It ain't always about the money.
- It's always about the money.
572
00:24:02,407 --> 00:24:04,576
No, you gotta show people
that can't be messed with
573
00:24:04,576 --> 00:24:06,411
so that they won't mess with you.
574
00:24:06,411 --> 00:24:08,174
Y'all can go ahead,
man, I'm good.
575
00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:21,649
This is a bad idea.
576
00:24:24,663 --> 00:24:27,689
(singing in foreign language)
577
00:24:35,273 --> 00:24:37,476
Missy, looking great.
578
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:40,645
Yeah, she done went
and got all Winnied up.
579
00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:42,747
Pre-murder and fraud charges.
580
00:24:42,747 --> 00:24:45,217
- Looking dapper, Jimmy.
- No, I'm not.
581
00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:48,086
I, like most men, should not veer off
fashion's main boulevard,
582
00:24:48,086 --> 00:24:49,521
but thank you for saying so.
583
00:24:49,521 --> 00:24:52,324
- Where's Cam?
- He stayed home.
584
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:55,393
- Not feeling right.
- Sorry to hear that.
585
00:24:55,393 --> 00:24:57,596
Well, thank you all for being here.
586
00:24:57,596 --> 00:25:00,298
- I must mingle.
- Cheers.
587
00:25:00,298 --> 00:25:03,668
He is pissed.
Call Cam.
588
00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:06,538
What, make him happy
that Flaherty's mad? Mm-mm.
589
00:25:06,538 --> 00:25:09,107
No, I'm gonna have a drink,
I'm gonna dance with my beautiful wife,
590
00:25:09,107 --> 00:25:11,974
and be glad that the contract
Cam signed is guaranteed.
591
00:25:14,045 --> 00:25:17,315
- I gotta shit.
- Why do you have to announce that?
592
00:25:17,315 --> 00:25:19,050
It's like he wants people
to go with him, Ma.
593
00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:21,152
Just go do it, Uncle Julius.
594
00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:25,257
Announcer on game: And this
over-celebration is embarrassing.
595
00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:27,859
- Put the ball in the goal and act...
- Sir?
596
00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:29,427
A Mr. Flaherty to see you.
597
00:25:29,427 --> 00:25:31,452
Jimmy:
I told you he knows who I am!
598
00:25:34,599 --> 00:25:36,902
Blowing off Mandela night is dumb.
599
00:25:36,902 --> 00:25:40,138
Mandela preached passive resistant.
I'm following his lead.
600
00:25:40,138 --> 00:25:43,174
Nelson Mandela was
unjustly imprisoned for 27 years.
601
00:25:43,174 --> 00:25:44,342
What point you making...
602
00:25:44,342 --> 00:25:46,645
that you're an ungrateful prick
upset about stupid shit?
603
00:25:46,645 --> 00:25:48,413
My time is "stupid shit"?
604
00:25:48,413 --> 00:25:50,515
I'm trying to build your franchise
and bring you a title.
605
00:25:50,515 --> 00:25:52,847
(whistle blows on game)
606
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,488
Here's one the ways that works...
607
00:25:56,488 --> 00:25:58,790
we make people think
that the sport your playing
608
00:25:58,790 --> 00:26:01,326
is worth them parting
with a portion of their paycheck.
609
00:26:01,326 --> 00:26:04,396
We do it through advertising
and promotion and charitable activities.
610
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,398
But one of the most
effective ways we do that,
611
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:09,801
is we show up, we shake hands,
and we say thank you.
612
00:26:09,801 --> 00:26:13,038
What I care about is the season,
success on the floor.
613
00:26:13,038 --> 00:26:16,041
Okay, I'm not an indentured servant,
but I'm also not an errand boy
614
00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:18,243
or a mascot in parking lot G.
615
00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:21,246
- I'm a grown-ass man.
- Is that in dispute?
616
00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,181
You going bald
on the nutsack or something?
617
00:26:23,181 --> 00:26:25,917
At the bowl-a-thon,
you called me over with two fingers.
618
00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:27,719
You might as well whistled
like I'm a dog.
619
00:26:27,719 --> 00:26:30,355
- And I'm not having it!
- Cam, look at me.
620
00:26:30,355 --> 00:26:32,324
I'm wearing a dashiki.
Why?
621
00:26:32,324 --> 00:26:35,327
Because it's Nelson Mandela night.
I look ridiculous!
622
00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:38,296
There's a fucking hat that goes with it,
too, but I left that in the car.
623
00:26:38,296 --> 00:26:40,665
But the Mandela organization
asked me to wear it,
624
00:26:40,665 --> 00:26:42,567
and so here I am wearing it.
625
00:26:42,567 --> 00:26:45,704
Sometimes grown-ass men
gotta do things they don't wanna do.
626
00:26:45,704 --> 00:26:47,572
You called me over like this!
627
00:26:47,572 --> 00:26:50,842
Where I come from, that's how
you get a person to come near you.
628
00:26:50,842 --> 00:26:54,334
You wave them over with
the part of your body made for waving.
629
00:26:56,014 --> 00:26:57,682
You're treating me like a boy.
630
00:26:57,682 --> 00:26:59,751
Are you shitting me?
631
00:26:59,751 --> 00:27:02,420
Where does this idea come from
632
00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:04,389
that one man calling another man
across the room
633
00:27:04,389 --> 00:27:07,459
miniaturizes one of those people
into a boy?
634
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:10,562
This means I've got some good shit
for you to hear.
635
00:27:10,562 --> 00:27:12,931
This is where the good shit starts.
636
00:27:12,931 --> 00:27:14,566
No, not from where I'm standing.
637
00:27:14,566 --> 00:27:17,402
I wanted to introduce you
to a season-ticket holder
638
00:27:17,402 --> 00:27:19,804
who beat cancer by sticking to
your workout regiment
639
00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:22,907
that he read about in
"Sports Illustrated" for fuck sake!
640
00:27:22,907 --> 00:27:26,611
The music was blaring, bowling pins
are getting knocked down left and right.
641
00:27:26,611 --> 00:27:29,948
That room was a shit show of sound
with a bunch of drunks,
642
00:27:29,948 --> 00:27:32,717
but there were a lot of people there
I wanted you to meet.
643
00:27:32,717 --> 00:27:35,286
People who can expand your business
off the court.
644
00:27:35,286 --> 00:27:37,489
I know what you aspire to.
645
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:38,957
I believe in you.
646
00:27:38,957 --> 00:27:41,793
I believe in your talent.
I'm paying you like I do.
647
00:27:41,793 --> 00:27:44,696
But if you're gonna treat me
like I'm just some asshole owner
648
00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:48,166
out to inconvenience you,
I'll find you another team.
649
00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:50,502
You need some more security
at these events.
650
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:52,504
Those people were all over me.
651
00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:56,141
One night a year, the folks who buy
the tickets that pay your salary
652
00:27:56,141 --> 00:27:57,776
have a right to be all over you.
653
00:27:57,776 --> 00:27:59,978
See, do you see what
you're doing right there?
654
00:27:59,978 --> 00:28:03,114
You're trying to teach me,
you're trying to school me.
655
00:28:03,114 --> 00:28:06,017
Talk to me, not at me.
656
00:28:06,017 --> 00:28:08,417
I'm a grown-ass man.
657
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,547
(sighs)
658
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,662
I will consider your personal time.
659
00:28:17,662 --> 00:28:21,066
But if we're gonna make this
a worthy experience,
660
00:28:21,066 --> 00:28:23,368
titles or not,
you gotta do two things.
661
00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:26,304
One, drastically limit what annoys.
662
00:28:26,304 --> 00:28:30,138
And two, stop saying things like
"I'm a grown-ass man."
663
00:28:31,476 --> 00:28:33,706
All it does is tell people you're not.
664
00:28:38,483 --> 00:28:41,453
Tonight, the team
is honoring a great man
665
00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:45,023
and raising awareness for causes
that help people in Africa.
666
00:28:45,023 --> 00:28:47,225
Apparently, there's still
some problems over there.
667
00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:49,928
I would like my star player
in attendance.
668
00:28:49,928 --> 00:28:53,231
If you choose to stay home...
669
00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:55,256
so be it.
670
00:29:00,004 --> 00:29:03,201
(choir vocalizing)
671
00:29:07,846 --> 00:29:12,951
♪ We've only just begun ♪
672
00:29:12,951 --> 00:29:16,751
♪ To live ♪
673
00:29:17,989 --> 00:29:23,661
♪ White lace and promises... ♪
674
00:29:23,661 --> 00:29:25,430
Mandela liked the the Carpenters?
675
00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:27,465
Hell, everybody liked the carpenters.
676
00:29:27,465 --> 00:29:30,301
Who you think built your house?
677
00:29:30,301 --> 00:29:33,037
Kids sound great.
678
00:29:33,037 --> 00:29:35,306
Sorry about the song choice.
679
00:29:35,306 --> 00:29:37,672
The chorus choice.
680
00:29:39,144 --> 00:29:41,279
And the Mandela painting.
681
00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:43,581
I've been trying not to micromanage.
682
00:29:43,581 --> 00:29:45,750
Now you see why I have to.
683
00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:49,287
You can leave anytime.
684
00:29:49,287 --> 00:29:51,312
After the chorus.
685
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,760
(music playing)
686
00:29:55,760 --> 00:30:01,032
♪ We've only just begun ♪
687
00:30:01,032 --> 00:30:05,970
♪ Ooh, to live ♪
688
00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:10,742
♪ White lace and promises ♪
689
00:30:10,742 --> 00:30:15,270
♪ A kiss for luck
and we're on our way ♪
690
00:30:16,414 --> 00:30:21,286
♪ Before the rising sun ♪
691
00:30:21,286 --> 00:30:25,557
♪ Ooh, we'll fly ♪
692
00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:30,428
♪ There's so many roads to choose ♪
693
00:30:30,428 --> 00:30:35,466
♪ We'll start out walking
and learn to run ♪
694
00:30:35,466 --> 00:30:39,737
♪ Oh, yeah,
we've just begun, yeah ♪
695
00:30:39,737 --> 00:30:44,142
♪ Oh, we've just begun, baby ♪
696
00:30:44,142 --> 00:30:46,978
♪ Oh, they said that we ♪
697
00:30:46,978 --> 00:30:49,247
♪ If we stick together ♪
698
00:30:49,247 --> 00:30:53,551
♪ We can take this thing
all through kinds of weather ♪
699
00:30:53,551 --> 00:30:56,321
♪ Are we gonna make it, baby? ♪
700
00:30:56,321 --> 00:30:57,982
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
701
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:07,000
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