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Ladies and gentlemen, Cam Calloway.
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I just wanna thank Mr. Jimmy Flaherty
for bringing me to Atlanta!
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There's four people
who forced me to believe
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that I and they were worthy
of a big time dream.
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Those four people that believed in me
are my family.
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You got big, new money now, Cam.
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It is not your fault that
the world is the way it is
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or that where we left
ain't paradise.
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- I'm just a basketball player.
- Not anymore.
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Right now, we new money.
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Going with Da Chen Bao
sets this family up
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so that one day
we will have old money.
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Bottom line,
you gotta give back.
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How's it feel kicking
the world's ass like that?
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Oh, the world had it coming.
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Home sweet home!
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Look at it!
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Yes, yes, yes!
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Beautiful!
Look at this place!
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Oh, my God!
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Ripped By mstoll
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- Them haters said I'd fail.
- Man, what haters?
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Plenty of folks believed in you,
not just these fools.
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- Yeah, true.
- Mm.
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You know, that's just
what it seems like I'd say
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if this were a movie or something,
'cause right now,
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kinda... kinda feels
like we live in a movie.
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Nah, no, no, no,
if this was a movie,
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right about now, one of us
would be getting shot.
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Right? You know
I'm telling the truth, too.
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What the hell?
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Oh, my God!
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Julius shot a moose!
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- Hey, he was charging us.
- It was not.
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He murdered it.
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It ain't "murder" if you eat it.
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I ain't eating no damn moose meat.
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That ain't no moose,
Ma, that's a deer.
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Even worse...
I ain't eating Bambi.
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Well, we can mount it
and make a rug.
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Where the hell you get a gun,
Uncle Julius?
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Bass Pro Shop.
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What on earth for?
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They have low prices guaranteed.
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Look, this is Buckhead,
this ain't the forest.
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Why you think they call it "Buckhead"?
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'Cause you shooting bucks in the head.
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I think you got this one
in the abdomen.
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You can't shoot out here.
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Well, I'm not catching
"Lames" disease.
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It's Lyme disease.
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He's still breathing.
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- He keeps doing it!
- Does this house have a grill?
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- Give me the gun.
- You ain't got no license.
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Come on, come on.
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I can't believe you shot Bambi.
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We in the Dirty South, we gotta do
what dirty Southerners do.
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Cam, just think,
if I hadn't accidently
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launched that lawn chair
off your roof deck,
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your condo association
would've never have kicked us out,
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and we would've never
moved here to Calloway Castle.
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You need to think on
how lucky you are
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nobody was barbequing
30 floors below,
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and your home is here,
not the Georgia damn State Pen.
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- You're right, Ma.
- Family, take it in.
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These are the good days
that we dreamt about.
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This is where we supposed to be,
together.
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- Yeah.
- Together, but enough square footage
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- to isolate.
- And never have to share a shitter.
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Family's that shit apart,
stick together.
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Well, my shit smell like fresh bread,
and I know y'all gonna miss it.
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Well, you fools fight over bathrooms,
I'm going home to change.
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Cam, Flaherty's bowl-a-thon
starts at 5:00.
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- Let's go.
- Bowling?
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That's that shit I don't like.
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I like any game where the black things
knock down the white things,
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- and we get points for it.
- Racist, yet honest.
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Why don't you go for me, Uncle J?
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Cam, you're going, okay?
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It's Flaherty's party
for the luxury box owners.
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Well, I'm a player,
not a box owner.
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- Man, get me out of it, Reg.
- I will...
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48 minutes after you show.
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Bowling's fun for everyone.
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Sorry, I tried.
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It's a mandatory team event.
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If you don't go, you get fined,
you know this.
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- Well, work your magic, Reg.
- Abraca-fucking-dabra.
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I just kept 50K in your bank account.
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Flaherty fines Cam 50K
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for not bowling
with some douchebags.
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Luxury box-owning douchebags.
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Those douchebags
help pay these bills.
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Look at Missy riffing on douchebag.
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I'm not immune to osmosis.
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Oh, come on, baby,
be grateful and go.
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Ma, I ooze gratitude,
but the season's about to start.
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I had a massive preseason.
Why?
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Rest and focus.
Bowling is neither.
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It hurts your back,
the scoring is confusing as shit.
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- Just tell Flaherty I'm sick.
- We don't lie anymore, remember?
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- That's in our mission statement.
- See, baby steps.
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- You know I'm proud of both of you.
- Can't we put a few stock lies
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back on the table,
make life a little easier?
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Tell Flaherty you got AIDS.
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- What?
- Yeah, he ain't risking AIDS.
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Bowl-a-thon, not fuck-a-thon,
Uncle J.
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How's Flaherty catching AIDS from Cam?
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HIV is the thing you catch.
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Maybe Flaherty got AIDS and he's trying
to find a fuck companion.
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Yeah, he needs a partner.
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Don't you be drinking no drinks
with Jimmy Flaherty.
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Every event that we attend,
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we build favor equity with Flaherty.
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His reach is far beyond basketball,
we want to tap into that reach.
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As the head of your public relations,
the man is right.
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Just got and relate to the public,
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give Flaherty his reach-around,
and then you can leave.
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Cam, you mind if I get rid of
this lawn decoration
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that the previous owners
left behind?
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Uh-uh, that might be
worth some money.
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- Oh!
- Shit.
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Even the more reason to smash it.
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- Missy, you are gangster.
- Bitch, you can't be throwing shit
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- around here, girl.
- I wanna do it.
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Oh, my God.
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Man, you know,
the more I'm around her,
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the more that I like her.
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And not to be inappropriate,
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but I bet she wears you out.
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Mm-mm-mm.
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Okay, the "mm-mm-mm,"
that's pushing it.
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- Okay, I did too much on that?
- You did.
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Here we go.
Baby, we gotta go, we gotta go.
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Okay, y'all get this shit in the house.
Come on, get the boxes.
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Missy gotta clean this shit up.
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- Jeff Heisner. I own Heisner Paper.
- Hi.
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Look, I just spent way too much
on a couple of luxury boxes,
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so you don't suck this year, huh?
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- That's the plan... not sucking.
- Yeah, good.
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Hey, Reggie!
Talk to me, pal.
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- Oh, Jimmy, your hugs break ribs.
- Imagine if we were fuckin'.
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Oh, not a day goes by.
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Thanks for being here.
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I know this is kinda corny.
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Ah, I mean, it's bowling, you know.
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It's loud as shit, but it's fun, yeah.
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Well, this is how we start
winning their hearts.
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- It's our year, pal.
- From your lips to God's ears, huh?
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God has done you, Cam,
and me pretty good.
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What we do with the rest is up to us.
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Hey, I want you to meet someone.
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Mickey!
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Uh, excuse me, do you mind
taking a pictures with my kids?
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- Absolutely, man.
- All right.
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Can you lift this one up?
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But not too fast,
he's been throwing up.
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All right.
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Uh, Noah,
put your arm on the man.
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Buddy, if you get sick,
just swallow it, yeah?
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All right, one, two...
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Thank you, Malcolm.
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My sister Barbara loves you.
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Will you tell her to stop
doing heroin?
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Um... hey, Barbara.
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Babs, and it's a message.
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What's that shirt made out of?
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Mm.
What are you made out of?
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I got a massage business.
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Yeah, win, lose,
it's all bread and circuses, right?
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Doesn't matter in the big scheme.
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- Know what does matter?
- Family.
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Numbing the pain of existence.
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Stay strong, Babs,
uh, you can do it.
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I mean, do not do...
don't do heroin.
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I left my pain back in Boston.
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Well, you give Atlanta time,
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it'll disappoint you in ways
you can't even imagine.
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You're loved.
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Bottoms up.
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- Your sister loves you.
- Heroin has ruined your life.
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Uh, thanks, but I got practice.
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I don't wanna pass judgment.
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Her teeth are really fucked up.
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Work on your free throws.
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- Hey, 48 minutes?
- Look, I'm sorry, okay?
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Look, I got to talking
to the head of Coke.
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I'm just trying to expand
your empire, okay?
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Look, stop chatting and start expanding
this force field around me!
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I'm like a donkey
at a petting zoo, man!
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Hey, hey, hey,
look around, okay?
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Look around, man, your presence
is bringing people joy, Cam, all right?
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This is part of the dream.
Just breathe it in.
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I'm breathing it in.
It smells like drunk white people.
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Man, bullshit. White people
only smell when they're wet.
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You're supposed to be here
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so that I can be here
without actually being here.
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And when you're not here,
everybody else here
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is here, right next to me!
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Asking me to do a bunch of things
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that a grown-ass man
should not be asked to do.
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- All right.
- Give me a ride to the potty.
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Will you get this hobbit off me
before I bowl her for a strike?
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Listen, ma'am, Cam don't wanna
start the season with back problems.
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- Are you calling me fat?
- I'm not calling you fat.
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Are you a fat shamer?
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You know how many season tickets
my daddy buys?
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- Eat me.
- Okay, now, now, there's no need...
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I've been overserved,
but seriously, though,
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I loved your first press conference.
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It was very articulate.
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Look at Flaherty summoning me.
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No, I mean,
he's just having fun hosting.
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- One sec, one sec.
- I'm out of here.
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No, no, no.
Cam, Cam, Cam.
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I'ma put a carrot in each one
of these daiquiris
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so I can boost my vision
so I know what I'm walking in to.
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- Hey, you bring us a gift bag?
- Yeah, this gigantic gift house.
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Yeah, you must've ate some shrimp.
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You know that shrimp
makes him grumpy.
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Flaherty is texting me,
"Is everything okay with Cam?"
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Oh, it is now,
'cause I'm here and not there.
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- He fucked me.
- Flaherty roofied you for real?
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- Wait, what?
- You don't remember?
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Don't wash your underwear.
The DNA's in there.
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No, he only fucked with my time.
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- I did my clown act for two hours.
- I got two words for you...
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contractual obligation!
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I got three words for you...
grown-ass man.
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That's two words, baby.
"Grown-ass" is hyphenated.
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- Bad form to blow off your owner.
- Amen.
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I called me over with two fingers
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like I was that lawn darkie
that Missy smashed.
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Jockey, not "darkie."
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He's not my owner.
Dogs have owners, okay?
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- He owns a team.
- And your contract.
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Which requires you to appear
at 25 events per calendar year.
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- This we agreed to.
- Because I agreed to something
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doesn't mean that he can make me
do other things at those things.
240
00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:49,281
My contract does not say
"stay to the end."
241
00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:52,418
- I appeared, and then I disappeared.
- No, you snubbed him.
242
00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:54,787
If you had just disappeared,
that would have been kinda cool.
243
00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:57,556
Yeah, it wouldn't been a dope Vine.
I really like that Houdini shit.
244
00:10:57,556 --> 00:11:00,092
Old Cam was running away
from the plantation.
245
00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:03,329
- It's Nat Turner time.
- Ease up on the rum, Julius.
246
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,631
Hey, our ancestors
was bartered for rum.
247
00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:08,768
I thought you said you don't eat nothing
our ancestors were bartered for?
248
00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:10,069
Drinking ain't eating.
249
00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:11,737
Flaherty's a man same as me.
250
00:11:11,737 --> 00:11:13,606
If he expects me to do
all this extra stuff,
251
00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:17,109
then he best learn to start
treating me like a grown-ass man.
252
00:11:17,109 --> 00:11:20,212
- Uncle J, you unpack that Xbox?
- Who loves you the most?
253
00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:22,682
Follow he.
254
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,117
Texting Flaherty you got the runs.
255
00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:28,087
Wouldn't that lie shit in the face
of your new mission statement?
256
00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:31,190
Actually, text Flaherty
that he disrespected me.
257
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:32,825
Let's get out of the past, okay?
258
00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:36,095
Get some rest, you got a ball signing
after practice tomorrow.
259
00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:37,263
Of course I do.
260
00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:39,765
Ball signing?
What's Friday, shaft stroking?
261
00:11:39,765 --> 00:11:41,100
Nelson Mandela night.
262
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,868
Man, fuck Nelson Mandela!
263
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,036
- Yo!
- Hey, hey, hey!
264
00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:45,471
- Time.
- What's wrong with you?
265
00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:47,473
Man, you done lost
your rabid-ass mind.
266
00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:49,041
No, I said it, I'm owning it.
267
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,509
My job is playing hoop.
268
00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:52,211
And if Flaherty wants me
focused on that job,
269
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:54,447
remind him the season
starts next week.
270
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:58,084
Let's roll, Unc. Let's build
that beach house on Minecraft.
271
00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:05,191
Charles, your new salon is on "fleet."
272
00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:07,426
It's "fleek," Ma, with a "K."
273
00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:09,228
But that's not how I say it.
274
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,896
Anybody want a hit of
this peach schnapps?
275
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:13,399
- I just had a Valium, I'm good.
- Missy?
276
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:16,402
Better to be buzzed before that
creamy crack hits your scalp.
277
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,537
I'll suffer through it
like I've done my whole life.
278
00:12:18,537 --> 00:12:19,805
You know, one of these days,
279
00:12:19,805 --> 00:12:22,875
I'll get the courage to just
chop it all off and start fresh.
280
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,910
It sounds courageous,
looks stupid.
281
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:27,012
Plenty of sisters are transitioning.
282
00:12:27,012 --> 00:12:29,548
Yeah, they go from looking
like a woman to looking like a man.
283
00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:31,517
I mean, it's the 21st century,
fuck the afro.
284
00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:33,586
Every bitch cuts her hair,
thinks she's gonna look like Lupita.
285
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,989
And most of them end up looking like
Laurence Fishburne with tits.
286
00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:38,724
Chineka transitioned.
287
00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:40,459
She doesn't look like
Laurence Fishburne.
288
00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:41,827
The exception, not the rule.
289
00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:44,396
- Aw, thanks, boo.
- No, thank you.
290
00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:46,499
You know what seems stupid?
No offense.
291
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,400
Is sitting in a salon year after year
292
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:51,737
forcing our hair into something
that goes against who we are.
293
00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:53,339
You saying I don't make a good blonde?
294
00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:56,075
I'm saying that I wouldn't mind
looking like Chineka here.
295
00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:58,878
An amazing, proud,
natural woman.
296
00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:01,313
Look at that hair,
it's stunning.
297
00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:04,216
Oh, stop. No, keep going.
298
00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:06,852
Chineka, how long you been rocking
Mother Nature's bush up there?
299
00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:09,355
Buzzed it last Christmas
and never looked back.
300
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:10,923
How long before
you looked in the mirror?
301
00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:11,924
A week.
302
00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:14,126
And how many nights
have you cried yourself to sleep?
303
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,228
- 42.
- Mm-hmm.
304
00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:18,130
Shit, that's Jackie Robinson's number.
305
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,566
Missy, Jackie is speaking to you.
306
00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:22,368
He is telling you to be
a barrier breaker.
307
00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:24,470
To throw out that creamy crack
and start fresh.
308
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,572
Cry yourself to sleep for 42 nights.
309
00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:29,175
- You got wig money.
- Mm, I'm burning.
310
00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:31,677
Charles, wash me out.
311
00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:33,312
It ain't funny.
312
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:36,215
Charles, hurry up!
313
00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:39,118
- Welcome aboard, Todd.
- Appreciate the job, sir.
314
00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:41,620
- Uh, please, call me Reggie.
- I prefer "sir."
315
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:44,089
Role as house manager
is service and respect.
316
00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:46,358
Yeah, but sir,
it just kinda sounds sarcastic.
317
00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:47,560
Unintentionally.
318
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,861
The use of the address "sir"
319
00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:50,629
reminds me that I'm not
in your family nor a friend.
320
00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:52,798
I'm in your employ
and the employ of your cousin.
321
00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:56,335
My job... alleviate your pressures
and ensure the property runs smoothly.
322
00:13:56,335 --> 00:14:00,306
My ideal profile... low, quietly
in the background where I belong.
323
00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:02,474
All right, all right.
324
00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:05,611
Listen, uh, you know, my cousin,
he just... he needs assurances
325
00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:08,147
that the security system works,
the cars are taken care of,
326
00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:10,416
the lawn don't grow, and that
the housekeeper keeps the house,
327
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:13,452
so on and so forth, so he can
just focus on playing basketball.
328
00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:15,454
- I'm at your service, sir.
- All right.
329
00:14:15,454 --> 00:14:17,456
Coke is courting us.
330
00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:20,016
Let this be the only "coke"
comes in the house.
331
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,696
Nothing?
332
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,664
Okay.
333
00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:28,300
Unc.
334
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:31,437
- What?
- Wake up, man, it's time to go.
335
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:33,939
Uh, Mr. Calloway.
336
00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:37,643
We have another table of balls.
Just 25 more, we'll release you.
337
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,345
"Release me"?
338
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:41,614
- You the prison warden?
- We give these to charities.
339
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,849
Can you just sign a few more, please?
I'm so sorry.
340
00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:46,018
I'll sign one more.
341
00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:48,921
You know, I got a big day,
lots of things to do.
342
00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:51,190
Lots of game-related stuff to do
343
00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:54,455
that if I don't do well, it won't make
anyone want a ball signed by me.
344
00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:03,168
You got a lid for this?
345
00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:15,247
Oh...
346
00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:24,423
Baby, what happened?
347
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:27,092
Who did this to you?
Did you call the police?
348
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,295
No one did it to me.
349
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:33,391
I went to the salon,
and I had it all cut off.
350
00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:36,302
What?
351
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,570
Why?
352
00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:42,942
I'm sick of forcing myself
to accept another ethnicity's ideal.
353
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,410
Did M-Chuck make you do this?
354
00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:47,146
I just wanted to start fresh.
355
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:50,274
Be the me I'm supposed to be.
356
00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:56,689
How bad does it look?
357
00:15:56,689 --> 00:16:00,557
Well, you're crying,
so you know the answer.
358
00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:09,535
It'll grow back, right?
359
00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:12,766
Yes. Yes, baby.
360
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:22,181
Wow, you can see your scalp.
361
00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:24,717
Sorry, I'm sorry.
362
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,586
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
363
00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:42,735
Yo! This is my parking spot.
364
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:45,604
Appears to now be
a handicapped spot.
365
00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:47,172
Yesterday it was not.
366
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:50,709
It is autumn,
change is everywhere.
367
00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:52,945
There's handicapped spots right there.
368
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,646
Yes, filled with a car.
369
00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:56,849
Every day, the world
makes more cripples.
370
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,984
Garages must keep pace.
371
00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:02,087
But how does my spot
turn handi-spot?
372
00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:03,989
They take blue paint and paint it.
373
00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:05,924
Okay, I got practice.
374
00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:08,827
I'm gonna park here
in what was just my spot yesterday.
375
00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:12,464
Yes, sir, no problem, but do you
have the handicapped placard?
376
00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:14,800
Uh, no, not yet, but I will.
377
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,436
And whoever made this
a handicapped spot, they will, too.
378
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:19,772
Ah, then this new spot
379
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:23,139
is probably in anticipation
of that very moment.
380
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,011
You know what, let's reboot.
I'm Cam.
381
00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:30,215
Yes, each day you walk by
without removing your headphones.
382
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,350
- Oh.
- I'm Abeo.
383
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:33,118
Cool accent, Abeo.
Where you from?
384
00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:37,489
Nigeria, where one follows the rules
or life gets very sad.
385
00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:40,492
Well, here in America, when random
rules are changed without warning,
386
00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:42,861
we ignore them
with a thing called a protest.
387
00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:46,198
Parking here is my protest.
Excuse me.
388
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:48,233
I admire your activism.
389
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:51,370
In Nigeria, I would now
be ordered to shoot you.
390
00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:55,363
But we're in America,
so have a nice day.
391
00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:00,646
Call Reggie.
392
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,435
Flaherty changed my parking spot!
393
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,671
Okay, surprise visit,
but how was practice?
394
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:27,639
Shitty!
You gotta get in Flaherty's face!
395
00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:29,508
Okay, some things are house calls,
some things are phone calls.
396
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,410
I called you before I went into
practice, you never called me back.
397
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,412
- No, I-I text you.
- Yeah, you said, "Hit me back."
398
00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:35,814
I'm hitting you back in person.
I... I need some water.
399
00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:37,749
Okay, look, how are you
doing today, man?
400
00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:39,451
- You good?
- Look, Flaherty knows
401
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,320
that this is gonna
fucking piss me off.
402
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,422
And, you know, he's... he's wanting me
to do something stupid
403
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:45,891
like skip practice
just so he can fucking fine me!
404
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:47,226
Okay, dude, come on now.
405
00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:49,161
You dreamed to be a star,
you're the star
406
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:51,263
with all the shit thereto appertaining.
407
00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:52,598
Focus on that, all right?
408
00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,266
Don't sweat Flaherty
doing Flaherty shit.
409
00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:55,400
- That's what they do.
- Reg!
410
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,568
- That's owners...
- Reg!
411
00:18:56,568 --> 00:18:58,470
- What?
- You know me. He doesn't know me.
412
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:01,673
- He does not know how hard that I work.
- Okay, we're on the move again.
413
00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:03,475
And, you know what?
Now I'm worked up.
414
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,677
Now, you're the guy
who once we signed this big contract,
415
00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:08,213
you compared us to
survivors of a shipwreck,
416
00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:10,149
obligated to help
everybody we know
417
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,451
to payback the universe
for all of our hard-earned blessing.
418
00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:15,387
You remember that? Now, I'm trying
to reconcile that guy with this guy.
419
00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:18,056
- That is not this.
- That is this, and this is that.
420
00:19:18,056 --> 00:19:19,458
And you gotta choose your battles.
421
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:22,127
Only a moron marches into war
over a parking spot.
422
00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:23,896
- Oh, you calling me a moron?
- No, I'm saying you're making nothing
423
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,331
- into something.
- Reg, I'm here at this point in my life
424
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,033
- because I made nothing into something.
- Oh, Cam, calm the fuck...
425
00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:29,701
I'm here because I threaded he needle.
426
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:33,005
I am 6'2", 175 pounds,
playing pro ball.
427
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,741
That doesn't happen without hard work
and the force of my will.
428
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,776
I gotta work harder than others.
429
00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:39,945
Okay, look, just-just-just sleep on it.
430
00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:41,380
- Let me get into it.
- No, man, I don't want to
431
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:42,648
fucking sleep on it!
432
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:44,483
I'd rather just sleep!
433
00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:46,852
Get some good night rest
like I've been trying to do
434
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,221
to get up to workout,
to work hard,
435
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:51,356
do shit that motherfuckers
like me don't do.
436
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,292
Fucking yoga and Pilates,
437
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,327
so I can lift weights,
watch film,
438
00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:58,463
work on my free throws, shit that's
gonna make me better for the season.
439
00:19:58,463 --> 00:19:59,998
Flaherty knows all of that.
440
00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:03,068
Flaherty thinks every hour
is his hour, it's not.
441
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:05,370
I've gotta fill my hours
with real work.
442
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,472
Hard work is the only thing
that's keeping me
443
00:20:07,472 --> 00:20:10,175
from fucking this whole thing up
and going back to being a nobody.
444
00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:12,611
Cam, you make too much money now
to ever be a nobody again.
445
00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:14,112
No, money doesn't make you somebody.
446
00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:16,081
Being somebody makes you somebody.
447
00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:17,883
Set his ass straight.
448
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,886
Okay.
That's it?
449
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,786
Great to see you, safe home.
450
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:27,259
The players say
there's a dead spot right here.
451
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:28,627
Will you look into that for me, please?
452
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,095
And do something about this.
453
00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:32,464
We're selling basketball,
not Brawny paper towels.
454
00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:34,399
You changed his parking spot?
455
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:37,436
Oh! I got your cousin's attention.
456
00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:39,538
Couldn't get it the other night.
457
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:43,338
Couldn't get it yesterday when
he signed this "indentured servant."
458
00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:50,549
Okay, Jimmy, Cam's focus
459
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:53,018
is winning on the court, okay?
460
00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:56,221
Taking your team to that next level,
that's his main obligation.
461
00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:58,023
Your cousin has other obligations.
462
00:20:58,023 --> 00:21:01,059
Obligations outlined
in the contract you negotiated.
463
00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:03,395
The truth?
They were left a little vague.
464
00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:06,431
He's embarrassing himself.
But worse, he's embarrassing me.
465
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,767
Does he even know
what an indentured servant is?
466
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,736
Oh, he crushed his verbal S.A.T.
467
00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:13,739
Well, then let's conjure up
the spirits of some indentured servants
468
00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:17,042
who worked for squat for
seven to ten years to repay the cost
469
00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:19,211
of a disease-ridden
transatlantic boat ride.
470
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:21,179
The Irish brethren of my forebears.
471
00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:22,447
Well, you don't wanna compare
472
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,416
disease-ridden transatlantic
boat rides with me.
473
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,785
Only seven to ten before freedom?
474
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,921
Sounds like your Irish bros
got off better than my African ones.
475
00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:32,724
Mine got...
Oh, right, zero till lynched.
476
00:21:32,724 --> 00:21:35,527
Not all of 'em got lynched,
plenty got shot for no reason.
477
00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:37,963
Diane.
478
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:40,299
Reggie, this is Diane,
my new assistant.
479
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:43,235
Diane, Reggie's cousin
is the indentured servant
480
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:46,338
who parked his Aston Martin
in your handicapped spot.
481
00:21:46,338 --> 00:21:49,374
- I apologize for my cousin.
- Common occurrence.
482
00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:51,610
Diane, get on Amazon Prime
and order me a Ouija board.
483
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:54,346
Reggie and I are gonna conjure up
the ghosts of some indentured servants.
484
00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:55,714
- Right away.
- Get one of the drones
485
00:21:55,714 --> 00:21:57,082
to fly it down here today.
486
00:21:57,082 --> 00:22:00,519
Listen, any conjuring of ghosts will
only serve to freak me the fuck out.
487
00:22:00,519 --> 00:22:01,653
I don't like ghosts.
488
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,889
Yet your cousin seems to be
impersonating one
489
00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:06,458
every time he's got
an off-court obligation.
490
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,794
I'm now showing you both
a shit ton of respect
491
00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:11,096
because I retain the hope that
all those smiley, happy things
492
00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:14,099
we said to each other
when Cam signed here are still possible.
493
00:22:14,099 --> 00:22:17,703
He brought me his problem,
I'm bringing it to you, let's fix it.
494
00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:20,639
I'm fixing it by telling you
to get your cousin set straight.
495
00:22:20,639 --> 00:22:22,974
Stop making your problems
my problems.
496
00:22:22,974 --> 00:22:24,476
You guys are showing me right now
497
00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:26,345
you're not the kind of men
I thought you were.
498
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,647
I thought you were givers,
seems to me you're just takers.
499
00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:31,049
You should've called me
before you changed his parking spot.
500
00:22:31,049 --> 00:22:32,751
You shouldn't tell me
how to run my business
501
00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:34,353
when I'm paying Cam a fuck ton.
502
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,121
That's right, I used
"shit ton" and "fuck ton"
503
00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:37,556
within 30 seconds of each other.
504
00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:40,292
I'm like that...
unpredictable when provoked.
505
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:42,351
Maybe you should go into
law enforcement.
506
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,999
Friday is Nelson Mandela night.
507
00:22:47,999 --> 00:22:50,569
I expect Cam to be there
representing the team
508
00:22:50,569 --> 00:22:52,671
and paying respects
to Nelson Mandela.
509
00:22:52,671 --> 00:22:55,765
I can't make any promises.
510
00:22:56,908 --> 00:22:58,310
Hey, Reggie,
511
00:22:58,310 --> 00:23:01,680
Cam doesn't wanna get into
a pissing contest with me.
512
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,549
I'm the most hydrated man you know.
513
00:23:20,532 --> 00:23:23,168
You know, uh, no offense,
but that look like
514
00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:25,270
- a bag of Skittles on your head.
- Not helping.
515
00:23:25,270 --> 00:23:26,438
Dude, come on.
516
00:23:26,438 --> 00:23:29,608
- You can't blow off Mandela night.
- I'm not blowing it off.
517
00:23:29,608 --> 00:23:32,144
I'm choosing to honor Mr. Mandela
in a way of my own
518
00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:34,112
at a time of my choosing.
519
00:23:34,112 --> 00:23:37,082
Yeah, it's like when Prince decided
not to sing on "We Are the World."
520
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:39,217
He's gonna stomp out hunger
in his high-heel boots,
521
00:23:39,217 --> 00:23:42,387
- not pimping next to Bob Seger.
- Bruce Springsteen.
522
00:23:42,387 --> 00:23:46,057
- Same difference, Ma.
- Folks, transportation has arrived.
523
00:23:46,057 --> 00:23:48,460
- I like having butlers.
- I don't.
524
00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:50,462
You know, white people steal, too.
525
00:23:50,462 --> 00:23:54,099
Cam, you don't wanna get in
a pissing contest with Jimmy Flaherty.
526
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:55,634
How's he supposed to know
how to respect me
527
00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:57,235
if I don't show him how it's done?
528
00:23:57,235 --> 00:23:59,204
You get copies of
your bank statements, right?
529
00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:02,407
- It ain't always about the money.
- It's always about the money.
530
00:24:02,407 --> 00:24:04,576
No, you gotta show people
that can't be messed with
531
00:24:04,576 --> 00:24:06,411
so that they won't mess with you.
532
00:24:06,411 --> 00:24:08,174
Y'all can go ahead,
man, I'm good.
533
00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:21,649
This is a bad idea.
534
00:24:35,273 --> 00:24:37,476
Missy, looking great.
535
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:40,645
Yeah, she done went
and got all Winnied up.
536
00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:42,747
Pre-murder and fraud charges.
537
00:24:42,747 --> 00:24:45,217
- Looking dapper, Jimmy.
- No, I'm not.
538
00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:48,086
I, like most men, should not veer off
fashion's main boulevard,
539
00:24:48,086 --> 00:24:49,521
but thank you for saying so.
540
00:24:49,521 --> 00:24:52,324
- Where's Cam?
- He stayed home.
541
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:55,393
- Not feeling right.
- Sorry to hear that.
542
00:24:55,393 --> 00:24:57,596
Well, thank you all for being here.
543
00:24:57,596 --> 00:25:00,298
- I must mingle.
- Cheers.
544
00:25:00,298 --> 00:25:03,668
He is pissed.
Call Cam.
545
00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:06,538
What, make him happy
that Flaherty's mad? Mm-mm.
546
00:25:06,538 --> 00:25:09,107
No, I'm gonna have a drink,
I'm gonna dance with my beautiful wife,
547
00:25:09,107 --> 00:25:11,974
and be glad that the contract
Cam signed is guaranteed.
548
00:25:14,045 --> 00:25:17,315
- I gotta shit.
- Why do you have to announce that?
549
00:25:17,315 --> 00:25:19,050
It's like he wants people
to go with him, Ma.
550
00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:21,152
Just go do it, Uncle Julius.
551
00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:25,257
And this
over-celebration is embarrassing.
552
00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:27,859
- Put the ball in the goal and act...
- Sir?
553
00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:29,427
A Mr. Flaherty to see you.
554
00:25:29,427 --> 00:25:31,452
I told you he knows who I am!
555
00:25:34,599 --> 00:25:36,902
Blowing off Mandela night is dumb.
556
00:25:36,902 --> 00:25:40,138
Mandela preached passive resistant.
I'm following his lead.
557
00:25:40,138 --> 00:25:43,174
Nelson Mandela was
unjustly imprisoned for 27 years.
558
00:25:43,174 --> 00:25:44,342
What point you making...
559
00:25:44,342 --> 00:25:46,645
that you're an ungrateful prick
upset about stupid shit?
560
00:25:46,645 --> 00:25:48,413
My time is "stupid shit"?
561
00:25:48,413 --> 00:25:50,515
I'm trying to build your franchise
and bring you a title.
562
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,488
Here's one the ways that works...
563
00:25:56,488 --> 00:25:58,790
we make people think
that the sport your playing
564
00:25:58,790 --> 00:26:01,326
is worth them parting
with a portion of their paycheck.
565
00:26:01,326 --> 00:26:04,396
We do it through advertising
and promotion and charitable activities.
566
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,398
But one of the most
effective ways we do that,
567
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:09,801
is we show up, we shake hands,
and we say thank you.
568
00:26:09,801 --> 00:26:13,038
What I care about is the season,
success on the floor.
569
00:26:13,038 --> 00:26:16,041
Okay, I'm not an indentured servant,
but I'm also not an errand boy
570
00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:18,243
or a mascot in parking lot G.
571
00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:21,246
- I'm a grown-ass man.
- Is that in dispute?
572
00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,181
You going bald
on the nutsack or something?
573
00:26:23,181 --> 00:26:25,917
At the bowl-a-thon,
you called me over with two fingers.
574
00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:27,719
You might as well whistled
like I'm a dog.
575
00:26:27,719 --> 00:26:30,355
- And I'm not having it!
- Cam, look at me.
576
00:26:30,355 --> 00:26:32,324
I'm wearing a dashiki.
Why?
577
00:26:32,324 --> 00:26:35,327
Because it's Nelson Mandela night.
I look ridiculous!
578
00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:38,296
There's a fucking hat that goes with it,
too, but I left that in the car.
579
00:26:38,296 --> 00:26:40,665
But the Mandela organization
asked me to wear it,
580
00:26:40,665 --> 00:26:42,567
and so here I am wearing it.
581
00:26:42,567 --> 00:26:45,704
Sometimes grown-ass men
gotta do things they don't wanna do.
582
00:26:45,704 --> 00:26:47,572
You called me over like this!
583
00:26:47,572 --> 00:26:50,842
Where I come from, that's how
you get a person to come near you.
584
00:26:50,842 --> 00:26:54,334
You wave them over with
the part of your body made for waving.
585
00:26:56,014 --> 00:26:57,682
You're treating me like a boy.
586
00:26:57,682 --> 00:26:59,751
Are you shitting me?
587
00:26:59,751 --> 00:27:02,420
Where does this idea come from
588
00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:04,389
that one man calling another man
across the room
589
00:27:04,389 --> 00:27:07,459
miniaturizes one of those people
into a boy?
590
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:10,562
This means I've got some good shit
for you to hear.
591
00:27:10,562 --> 00:27:12,931
This is where the good shit starts.
592
00:27:12,931 --> 00:27:14,566
No, not from where I'm standing.
593
00:27:14,566 --> 00:27:17,402
I wanted to introduce you
to a season-ticket holder
594
00:27:17,402 --> 00:27:19,804
who beat cancer by sticking to
your workout regiment
595
00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:22,907
that he read about in
"Sports Illustrated" for fuck sake!
596
00:27:22,907 --> 00:27:26,611
The music was blaring, bowling pins
are getting knocked down left and right.
597
00:27:26,611 --> 00:27:29,948
That room was a shit show of sound
with a bunch of drunks,
598
00:27:29,948 --> 00:27:32,717
but there were a lot of people there
I wanted you to meet.
599
00:27:32,717 --> 00:27:35,286
People who can expand your business
off the court.
600
00:27:35,286 --> 00:27:37,489
I know what you aspire to.
601
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:38,957
I believe in you.
602
00:27:38,957 --> 00:27:41,793
I believe in your talent.
I'm paying you like I do.
603
00:27:41,793 --> 00:27:44,696
But if you're gonna treat me
like I'm just some asshole owner
604
00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:48,166
out to inconvenience you,
I'll find you another team.
605
00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:50,502
You need some more security
at these events.
606
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:52,504
Those people were all over me.
607
00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:56,141
One night a year, the folks who buy
the tickets that pay your salary
608
00:27:56,141 --> 00:27:57,776
have a right to be all over you.
609
00:27:57,776 --> 00:27:59,978
See, do you see what
you're doing right there?
610
00:27:59,978 --> 00:28:03,114
You're trying to teach me,
you're trying to school me.
611
00:28:03,114 --> 00:28:06,017
Talk to me, not at me.
612
00:28:06,017 --> 00:28:08,417
I'm a grown-ass man.
613
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,662
I will consider your personal time.
614
00:28:17,662 --> 00:28:21,066
But if we're gonna make this
a worthy experience,
615
00:28:21,066 --> 00:28:23,368
titles or not,
you gotta do two things.
616
00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:26,304
One, drastically limit what annoys.
617
00:28:26,304 --> 00:28:30,138
And two, stop saying things like
"I'm a grown-ass man."
618
00:28:31,476 --> 00:28:33,706
All it does is tell people you're not.
619
00:28:38,483 --> 00:28:41,453
Tonight, the team
is honoring a great man
620
00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:45,023
and raising awareness for causes
that help people in Africa.
621
00:28:45,023 --> 00:28:47,225
Apparently, there's still
some problems over there.
622
00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:49,928
I would like my star player
in attendance.
623
00:28:49,928 --> 00:28:53,231
If you choose to stay home...
624
00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:55,256
so be it.
625
00:29:23,661 --> 00:29:25,430
Mandela liked the the Carpenters?
626
00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:27,465
Hell, everybody liked the carpenters.
627
00:29:27,465 --> 00:29:30,301
Who you think built your house?
628
00:29:30,301 --> 00:29:33,037
Kids sound great.
629
00:29:33,037 --> 00:29:35,306
Sorry about the song choice.
630
00:29:35,306 --> 00:29:37,672
The chorus choice.
631
00:29:39,144 --> 00:29:41,279
And the Mandela painting.
632
00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:43,581
I've been trying not to micromanage.
633
00:29:43,581 --> 00:29:45,750
Now you see why I have to.
634
00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:49,287
You can leave anytime.
635
00:29:49,287 --> 00:29:51,312
After the chorus.
636
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:07,000
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