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(Buddy) I'd been in Ladner
for a while now,
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and I was really starting to get
the hang of this pastor thing.
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I was coming up
with my sermons a lot easier.
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I'd worked out a system
for advising congregants.
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Should I have
the experimental surgery?
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Signs point to yes.
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And I'd delegated
all the annoying work
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to my assistant,
who lives for that crap.
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Hey, I finished
your pastor newsletter.
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I just need you to sign.
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All right.
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Hope you put some big words
in here this time.
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I used "ecclesiastical"
and "complementarianism."
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Nice!
People love a smart pastor.
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Yes.
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- Here you go.
- Thank you.
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[sighs]
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Is there anything else?
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No.
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- You sure?
- Yes.
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Dora, something wrong?
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All right, stop hounding me.
I'll tell you.
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The Ladner Lodge Bingo-mania
begins tonight.
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And you have
nothing to wear?
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And...
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[sighs]
I'm addicted to bingo.
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Really? Aren't you, like,
40 years too young for that?
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Weakness and temptation
do not discriminate by age.
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Yeah, but bingo?
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Why not blackjack?
Or better yet, craps?
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Best odds in the casino.
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If you're gonna get hooked,
that's the one.
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No, no, my game is bingo,
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and last year
I hit rock bottom.
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I lost $840
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and, as a result...
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my "praycation" to Boise.
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That does sound terrible,
all of it.
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But this year I am determined
to overcome my gambling problem.
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(Buddy) I had a gambling problem too.
I hadn't gambled in weeks.
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Here, take it.
It's $1,000.
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I was just hoping
you could hold on to it for me
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till all this Bingo-mania
stuff is over.
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You bet.
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Or you won't bet, because
I'll be holding your money.
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Thank you.
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It's really nice to know
I have someone I can trust.
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In gambler's lingo,
this was called a bankroll.
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But it was Dora's money.
I had to do the right thing.
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Come to papa, baby,
one more time!
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(all)
Yeah!
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1x08 - Bingo Tell It on the Mountain
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Hey, hey,
I came as soon as I could.
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What is the emergency?
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My real-estate friend,
Sandy, called.
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A wealthy Lutheran family
just moved to the area,
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and they haven't picked
a church yet.
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- What do we know so far?
- They're the Fenwicks...
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Jason, a lawyer,
Courtney, a pharmacist...
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- And three kids. Names...
- Unimportant!
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How wealthy?
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- Loaded.
- Do we know if they're givers?
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They financed a sanctuary
at their last church.
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This is the godsend
we've been praying for.
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We may finally get
our new Sunday school.
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But there's a problem.
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Their house is halfway
between Ladner and Pineville.
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We have to snag them
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before
Pineville Lutheran does.
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Maybe we should invite them
to a Sunday service.
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Or we could do
something smart.
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I'll arrange a personal meeting
with the Fenwicks for tomorrow.
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Alexa, you're not off-putting.
You'll come with me.
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We'll meet at the coffee shop
and take one car.
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What about me?
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You stay by your phone,
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and if we need reinforcements,
I will call you.
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You're not going to call,
are you?
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Highly unlikely.
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[knock at door]
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Enter!
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Buddy...
Ugh!
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Smells like Pastor Willis
in here.
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He used to drive Dora crazy
with those cigars.
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What can I do for you,
Russell?
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Did you know Willis died
a year ago in this very room?
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Actually,
he died on the toilet,
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but Schmidt dragged him
in here to save face.
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I only hope you'll show me the
same respect when my time comes.
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- Is that all?
- No.
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[sighs]
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You know that very wealthy
family we're trying to recruit,
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the one that's got
the whole council abuzz?
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Sure.
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Schmidt won't even
let me help.
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Because you let him
not let you.
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Ooh, I need to hear this.
Tell me more.
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Russell...
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you have to start thinking
like a winner.
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Winners take action.
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Goose bumps.
Keep going.
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Winners don't sit
on the sidelines.
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They get in the game.
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The next time you have
an opportunity,
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you have to step up.
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Like Channing Tatum does
in the Step Up trilogy!
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Even though he wasn't in the
third one, which thematically...
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There you go.
Put your chips on the table!
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Roll the dice,
bet on yourself!
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I'll see you later.
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One time.
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- Seven out.
- No!
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Oh, God.
Oh, no.
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(Buddy) I couldn't believe I'd blown all
of Dora's money playing craps.
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Idiot!
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The minute I started losing,
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I should've switched
to blackjack.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I just got
some great news.
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Donna Belmont
broke her leg.
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Oh, that is great news.
She sucks.
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What?
You don't even know her.
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Oh.
Then why is that great news?
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Because it means she can't go
on her cruise to Alaska,
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and she's offering me
her spot for half off.
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Oh, Buddy, I've always
wanted to see bald eagles...
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and Gallagher.
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He's performing
every night.
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So she broke her leg
on purpose.
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You.
[chuckles]
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So now I just need that money
that I gave you to hold
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so that I can go pay Donna.
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Right, right,
the money you gave me
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- that I still have, yeah.
- Yeah.
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Uh... I can't do that.
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What?
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Why not?
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- I think we both know.
- I don't.
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- Don't you?
- No.
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Buddy?
What's going on?
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Dora, you have
a serious gambling problem.
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What kind of spiritual leader,
not to mention friend,
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would I be if I enabled
your addiction?
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Yeah, but, see,
this isn't about bingo.
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This is about me going
on my dream cruise.
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I promised I wouldn't give
your money back
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until Bingo-mania was over.
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I don't care
how many balding eagles
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or magicians you make up.
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Gallagher
is not a magician.
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He's a prop comic...
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and a genius.
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And I want my money.
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- Dora...
- Now! Buddy, please...
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before Donna gives my spot
to someone else.
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All right!
All right.
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I'll go get it...
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right after I tend
to a church member
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who's in desperate
need of help.
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(Buddy)
Me.
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(Buddy) To get Dora her money back,
I had to take out a loan.
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Fortunately,
my bank was mobile.
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Thanks for doing this,
Ashlee.
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You look really good,
by the way.
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[sniffs]
Is that vanilla?
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I'm a busy girl.
How much you need?
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$1,000.
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Okay.
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You know what?
Make it $1,500.
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Just so you know,
vig's 30%...
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per week.
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Whoo.
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That's steep.
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But that includes
a free hummer, right?
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Only if you can bend down
that far.
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Have a seat.
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I have it on good authority
that the Fenwicks took a tour
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of Pineville Lutheran
yesterday.
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Oh, that's discouraging.
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Did I give you the impression
I was finished?
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Even worse, apparently they
really hit it off
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with P-ville's lady pastor.
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[scoffs]
Mind-boggling.
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[sighs] Guess we've got
our work cut out for us.
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That's why I've decided to
step up and come with you.
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Ah, n-no offense, Russell,
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but having you there
will exponentially increase
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our chances of failure.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, I'm not so sure
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you know the proper usage
of "no offense."
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Yes, I do. I've been using it
to cushion insults for years.
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[cell phone vibrating]
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I, um, um, have
to, uh, use,
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uh, the restroom.
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[chuckles]
It's just...
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urine.
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- That was weird.
- I bet it's a number two.
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Yes, this is
the blue-eyed gentleman.
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Ashlee.
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Oh, that's...
that's a lovely name.
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Now?
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So Channing challenges
this guy to a dance-off...
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Uh, that was my office.
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00:08:01,881 --> 00:08:04,702
There's something
I need to attend to.
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Meeting adjourned.
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00:08:05,784 --> 00:08:07,746
What about the Fenwicks?
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00:08:07,781 --> 00:08:09,794
We'll reschedule
for tomorrow.
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00:08:11,690 --> 00:08:14,423
[sighs]
Well, that's that.
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No.
I say we go anyway.
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What?
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00:08:17,447 --> 00:08:18,574
Winners don't play
the sidelines.
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00:08:18,609 --> 00:08:21,316
They sit on the action...
or something like that.
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Point is, I'm going,
with or without you.
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Russell,
don't do it, okay?
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If you lose this family,
Alden will rip you a new one.
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Well, maybe I need a new one.
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(Buddy)
I paid Dora back her grand
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and still had $500 left
to play with.
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But it was time
for a different game.
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(woman)
O-67...
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6-7.
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Lucky birdies work for me,
all I need is N-33.
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Touch their beaks
is what I do,
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and I always stop on...
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- Blue.
- N-34, 3-4.
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Dora Winston?
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Buddy?
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What are you doing here?
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I, um... I...
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B-12, 1-2.
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I can't help myself!
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00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:10,873
What about your cruise?
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00:09:13,165 --> 00:09:15,485
There is no cruise,
is there?
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00:09:17,472 --> 00:09:21,367
- I'm so sorry.
- I-25, 2-5.
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And for the kids,
we have Bible puppetry.
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I just personally re-felted
seven of the Apostles.
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Well, that sounds great.
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00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,631
But to be honest,
we were impressed
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with another church
we recently visited.
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Very impressed.
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00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:41,395
Well, you can't make a decision
until you've met
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the best thing
about our church... Pastor Barlow.
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Barlow?
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00:09:45,474 --> 00:09:47,981
Not Jonathan Barlow?
From Pensacola?
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Yes!
Do you know him?
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My cousin Pam belonged
to his church.
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We met him at AJ's baptism,
remember, hon?
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Yeah, he did the whole
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sing-a-along service
with the kids.
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Good man.
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00:10:00,024 --> 00:10:02,286
We should set up
a meeting.
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00:10:02,321 --> 00:10:03,417
Sounds good.
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00:10:03,452 --> 00:10:04,405
Fabulous!
254
00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:05,924
Pastor Barlow
will be so excited
255
00:10:05,959 --> 00:10:09,103
to reconnect
with someone from his past.
256
00:10:09,138 --> 00:10:12,888
- [cell phone rings]
- B-6, number 6.
257
00:10:12,923 --> 00:10:16,025
"Fenwicks at 4:00."
Okay.
258
00:10:17,801 --> 00:10:20,823
- Dora.
- I-21, 2-1.
259
00:10:20,858 --> 00:10:21,786
You okay?
260
00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:24,012
I'm so ashamed.
261
00:10:24,047 --> 00:10:25,617
I'm a horrible person.
262
00:10:25,652 --> 00:10:27,476
Come on,
so you slipped up
263
00:10:27,511 --> 00:10:29,632
and had a little relapse.
264
00:10:29,667 --> 00:10:31,151
You're human.
It happens.
265
00:10:31,186 --> 00:10:32,705
No, you don't understand.
266
00:10:32,824 --> 00:10:37,332
The day that I hit rock bottom
is a lot worse than you think.
267
00:10:37,367 --> 00:10:39,904
What'd you really lose...
$1,000?
268
00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:42,368
- Mm.
- $1,200?
269
00:10:42,403 --> 00:10:43,764
More?
270
00:10:43,799 --> 00:10:45,203
Buddy...
271
00:10:45,238 --> 00:10:49,106
Oh, gosh, I haven't told anybody
this, but on that day...
272
00:10:49,141 --> 00:10:54,677
- I killed Pastor Willis.
- [organ music]
273
00:10:57,310 --> 00:11:00,178
You killed Pastor Willis?
274
00:11:00,213 --> 00:11:02,034
I thought he died
on the grunter.
275
00:11:02,169 --> 00:11:03,419
I mean in the
living room.
276
00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:05,319
Oh, that's not
the whole story.
277
00:11:05,354 --> 00:11:07,550
Last year I wanted to play
in Bingo-mania,
278
00:11:07,585 --> 00:11:11,148
so I asked for the day off,
and Pastor Willis just said no.
279
00:11:11,183 --> 00:11:12,594
Okay, just so we're clear,
280
00:11:12,629 --> 00:11:15,380
if you ever want time off,
take it.
281
00:11:15,415 --> 00:11:16,287
It wasn't like that.
282
00:11:16,322 --> 00:11:20,352
So I called in, took a sick day,
came to bingo,
283
00:11:20,387 --> 00:11:23,472
and while I was off
indulging my addiction,
284
00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:27,025
Pastor Willis
had his heart attack.
285
00:11:27,111 --> 00:11:29,399
So you didn't actually
kill him.
286
00:11:29,434 --> 00:11:31,474
But I wasn't there to save him!
It's the same thing.
287
00:11:31,476 --> 00:11:33,883
He died because of me.
288
00:11:33,918 --> 00:11:35,868
Dora...
289
00:11:35,953 --> 00:11:37,756
you can't blame yourself.
290
00:11:37,791 --> 00:11:41,111
Yes, I can.
I was so angry at him.
291
00:11:41,146 --> 00:11:44,808
I prayed
for him to go away.
292
00:11:45,582 --> 00:11:49,414
God didn't kill Willis
because you prayed.
293
00:11:49,550 --> 00:11:52,425
Everybody knows
prayers don't work.
294
00:11:52,460 --> 00:11:54,684
You're just saying that,
obviously.
295
00:11:54,719 --> 00:11:55,692
[sighs]
296
00:11:55,778 --> 00:11:58,140
Pastor Willis died
because of me,
297
00:11:58,259 --> 00:11:59,958
and there is nothing
that you can say or do
298
00:11:59,993 --> 00:12:02,484
that's gonna change that!
299
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,848
[sobbing]
300
00:12:10,258 --> 00:12:14,106
Uh, Ashlee.
Hi.
301
00:12:14,191 --> 00:12:16,176
- I'm Alden.
- Hey.
302
00:12:16,246 --> 00:12:19,455
Yeah, it's a... just a pleasure
to... to see you...
303
00:12:19,525 --> 00:12:20,829
again.
304
00:12:20,864 --> 00:12:22,847
Uh, won't you have a seat?
305
00:12:24,409 --> 00:12:26,765
You'll have to...
excuse me.
306
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,500
I'm...
307
00:12:28,535 --> 00:12:30,449
[breathing excitedly]
I am a bit nervous!
308
00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:33,048
[laughing]
Oh, don't be.
309
00:12:33,157 --> 00:12:34,794
So...
310
00:12:34,857 --> 00:12:36,527
what do you want to do?
311
00:12:36,605 --> 00:12:39,009
I have no idea.
312
00:12:39,044 --> 00:12:41,049
But I just know that I...
313
00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:43,741
I just had to see you again.
314
00:12:43,776 --> 00:12:47,820
After I bumped into you
that day...
315
00:12:47,890 --> 00:12:49,666
you had such a glow.
316
00:12:49,701 --> 00:12:52,233
You are so lovely.
317
00:12:52,268 --> 00:12:54,749
I haven't been able to think
of anything else since.
318
00:12:54,784 --> 00:12:57,712
- [chuckles]
- Unh.
319
00:12:57,790 --> 00:12:59,134
That's...
320
00:12:59,197 --> 00:13:01,156
so sweet.
321
00:13:01,191 --> 00:13:04,313
Most guys I meet don't say
things like that to me.
322
00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:06,290
Well, then
maybe you are consorting
323
00:13:06,325 --> 00:13:07,701
with the wrong type
of fella.
324
00:13:07,736 --> 00:13:09,952
- [laughs]
- Huh?
325
00:13:11,112 --> 00:13:14,503
Alden, do you know
what I do for a living?
326
00:13:14,538 --> 00:13:16,303
No, but I would like
to know.
327
00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:18,761
I'd like to know
everything about you.
328
00:13:18,824 --> 00:13:20,732
What do you do?
329
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,276
I'm...
330
00:13:22,362 --> 00:13:24,605
in hospitality.
331
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,576
Well, that suits you,
'cause...
332
00:13:26,611 --> 00:13:29,663
no, because you are
very congenial.
333
00:13:29,698 --> 00:13:31,167
Yeah.
334
00:13:31,202 --> 00:13:33,372
Would it be hotels,
conventions?
335
00:13:33,407 --> 00:13:35,084
Yeah.
Lots of those.
336
00:13:35,119 --> 00:13:38,440
- Oh.
- [chuckles]
337
00:13:38,525 --> 00:13:41,243
What's in the Tupperware?
338
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,017
Apple wedges.
339
00:13:43,095 --> 00:13:46,157
Fuji, to be, uh, exact.
340
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:49,255
Uh, can I offer you one?
341
00:13:49,290 --> 00:13:51,420
Don't mind if I do.
342
00:13:55,009 --> 00:13:56,255
You're...
343
00:13:56,290 --> 00:13:58,649
very charming,
you know that?
344
00:13:58,684 --> 00:14:02,052
[breathing excitedly]
Well...
345
00:14:02,087 --> 00:14:03,860
(Buddy) I was hoping Dora
could cry it out,
346
00:14:03,895 --> 00:14:06,551
but after 20 minutes
of wiping snot,
347
00:14:06,687 --> 00:14:08,227
I had to try something else.
348
00:14:08,262 --> 00:14:09,811
I really don't want
to play bingo.
349
00:14:09,889 --> 00:14:11,163
We're not gonna play.
350
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,674
You're here to answer
for your sins.
351
00:14:12,709 --> 00:14:14,139
Attention, everyone!
352
00:14:14,174 --> 00:14:15,569
Listen up.
353
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:17,593
This woman killed a man.
354
00:14:17,628 --> 00:14:19,356
[gasps]
Buddy!
355
00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:20,744
You prayed for Willis
to go away.
356
00:14:20,779 --> 00:14:23,506
I-I wanted him to retire,
not... not die!
357
00:14:23,541 --> 00:14:25,112
God is not a mind reader.
358
00:14:25,147 --> 00:14:27,239
Willis is dead,
and you killed him.
359
00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:28,914
He had a heart attack.
360
00:14:28,949 --> 00:14:31,660
- Because of you.
- B-what?
361
00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:34,964
He had a heart attack
because he smoked and he drank
362
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,713
and he ate beef tacos
for breakfast!
363
00:14:36,748 --> 00:14:38,302
- It wasn't my fault.
- Say that again.
364
00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:40,061
Beef tacos
for breakfast!
365
00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:43,478
- The other thing.
- It wasn't my fault.
366
00:14:43,513 --> 00:14:45,844
- It wasn't my fault.
- Bingo!
367
00:14:45,879 --> 00:14:48,093
Damn it!
I was this close!
368
00:14:48,228 --> 00:14:50,294
[sighs]
Thank you.
369
00:14:50,329 --> 00:14:52,174
Buddy...
[sighs]
370
00:14:52,209 --> 00:14:54,063
I feel so much better.
371
00:14:54,098 --> 00:14:55,396
Hey...
372
00:14:55,431 --> 00:14:58,095
it's what I do.
373
00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:00,158
- Let's get out of here.
- (woman) Okay, Bingo-maniacs,
374
00:15:00,193 --> 00:15:03,533
next up is your
$1,000 jackpot round.
375
00:15:03,568 --> 00:15:05,135
You know what?
376
00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:06,439
Maybe I should stick around,
377
00:15:06,486 --> 00:15:09,736
see if any other lost souls
need my guidance.
378
00:15:09,771 --> 00:15:11,422
You're a very good man.
379
00:15:11,457 --> 00:15:13,032
I'll see you at home.
380
00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:16,610
Is the pastor
on his way?
381
00:15:16,645 --> 00:15:18,340
I will try him again.
[chuckles]
382
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:19,578
Okay.
383
00:15:19,613 --> 00:15:22,756
(woman)
N-41, 4-1.
384
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,983
Bingo!
385
00:15:25,018 --> 00:15:27,708
Yeah!
386
00:15:27,743 --> 00:15:29,552
Suck it, Alberta!
387
00:15:29,587 --> 00:15:31,015
Yes!
388
00:15:31,050 --> 00:15:33,392
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
389
00:15:33,427 --> 00:15:34,959
Yeah!
390
00:15:34,994 --> 00:15:37,728
Yeah!
391
00:15:37,763 --> 00:15:42,176
- [laughter]
- [cell phone ringing]
392
00:15:42,211 --> 00:15:43,312
Yeah?
393
00:15:43,347 --> 00:15:44,358
Buddy, where are you?
394
00:15:44,393 --> 00:15:46,278
The Fenwicks are
at your house, waiting.
395
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,064
Oh, right, right, right.
I'm on my way.
396
00:15:48,099 --> 00:15:49,109
Well, hurry.
397
00:15:49,144 --> 00:15:50,999
They're really excited
to see you again.
398
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,343
- "Again"?
- Yeah.
399
00:15:52,378 --> 00:15:55,267
They know you
from Florida.
400
00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:57,162
They do?
401
00:15:57,197 --> 00:15:59,033
Awesome.
402
00:16:01,644 --> 00:16:03,321
(Buddy)
I was dead meat.
403
00:16:03,356 --> 00:16:06,858
How could I possibly meet
the Fenwicks and not get busted?
404
00:16:11,533 --> 00:16:12,615
Hey, there.
405
00:16:15,970 --> 00:16:18,492
How would you like
to make 40 bucks?
406
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:21,245
I got to take
any clothes off?
407
00:16:21,331 --> 00:16:23,966
- Well, yes...
- I'm in.
408
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,890
Change of plans.
409
00:16:26,925 --> 00:16:29,304
Pastor Barlow would like
to meet you at the church...
410
00:16:29,339 --> 00:16:31,342
- Oh.
- By himself.
411
00:16:39,674 --> 00:16:41,901
Hey!
How's it going?
412
00:16:41,936 --> 00:16:43,576
We're here to see Pastor Barlow.
Is he in?
413
00:16:43,609 --> 00:16:44,353
Not at the moment.
414
00:16:44,388 --> 00:16:46,851
Uh, you guys new
to the congregation?
415
00:16:46,886 --> 00:16:48,522
Actually, we're
considering joining.
416
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:51,523
Oh, well, you're gonna
love it here...
417
00:16:51,558 --> 00:16:55,120
as soon as we get the mold and
termite problems under control.
418
00:16:55,155 --> 00:16:56,897
(Alexa)
Buddy?
419
00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:58,507
What are you doing?
420
00:16:58,554 --> 00:17:00,583
Oh, just, uh...
421
00:17:00,618 --> 00:17:03,585
getting the Lord's house
as spotless as the Lord.
422
00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:05,241
What's with the shirt?
423
00:17:05,276 --> 00:17:07,168
What's with your shirt?
424
00:17:07,203 --> 00:17:09,090
This one's the church
fashion queen.
425
00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:10,319
Hi, I'm Alexa.
426
00:17:10,354 --> 00:17:11,363
Hi.
We're the Fenwicks.
427
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:12,840
I'm Jason,
and this is Courtney.
428
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:13,679
Hi.
429
00:17:13,714 --> 00:17:15,837
Oh, my gosh,
you're the Fenwicks.
430
00:17:15,872 --> 00:17:17,286
Welcome
to Ladner Trinity.
431
00:17:17,321 --> 00:17:18,757
Is the pastor
giving you a tour?
432
00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:20,142
We were hoping so.
433
00:17:20,177 --> 00:17:22,188
- When do you think...
- Any minute now.
434
00:17:22,223 --> 00:17:23,950
You are gonna love him.
He is the best.
435
00:17:23,985 --> 00:17:25,468
Yeah, he really is.
436
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:27,489
Actually, we know Pastor Barlow
from Florida.
437
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:28,157
(Alexa)
Oh, really?
438
00:17:28,192 --> 00:17:30,638
Well, then I don't need
to tell you how fun he is.
439
00:17:30,673 --> 00:17:33,704
Actually, you don't need to tell
them anything at all.
440
00:17:33,739 --> 00:17:37,523
Just let the pastor
speak for himself.
441
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:39,501
Oh, uh, okay, well, uh...
442
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:42,154
- Nice to meet you.
- You too.
443
00:17:42,189 --> 00:17:43,347
[sighs]
444
00:17:43,382 --> 00:17:46,502
What did she mean by "fun"?
445
00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:51,380
Well, I guess she means how much
the pastor likes to party.
446
00:17:51,415 --> 00:17:53,800
I've seen him do
some pretty wild things.
447
00:17:53,835 --> 00:17:55,047
Like?
448
00:17:55,082 --> 00:17:59,594
Oh, like chug 40s
and fling eggs at Methodists.
449
00:17:59,629 --> 00:18:01,263
"Meth-heads," he calls 'em.
450
00:18:01,298 --> 00:18:04,359
Or borrow collection-plate money
to trick out his ride.
451
00:18:04,394 --> 00:18:06,459
Man, what a sound system.
452
00:18:06,494 --> 00:18:10,098
[beatboxing]
453
00:18:10,133 --> 00:18:10,633
♪ ♪
454
00:18:14,756 --> 00:18:18,314
[chuckles] Are we talking
about the same Jonathan Barlow?
455
00:18:18,349 --> 00:18:22,283
My height, bald, glasses,
gay dude, real into weed?
456
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,438
You mean marijuana?
457
00:18:23,473 --> 00:18:26,871
Yeah, and super generous
with it too.
458
00:18:26,956 --> 00:18:29,420
Yeah, gave me this,
just for doing a good job
459
00:18:29,455 --> 00:18:31,258
cleaning out the shitter.
460
00:18:31,293 --> 00:18:33,210
[chuckles]
Man.
461
00:18:34,387 --> 00:18:35,968
Hit?
462
00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:41,625
I don't know
what happened, guys.
463
00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:42,531
I gave it my best shot,
464
00:18:42,566 --> 00:18:43,951
but I guess
I just wasn't good enough.
465
00:18:43,986 --> 00:18:46,388
Oh, Buddy, you stop that.
Nobody's gonna blame you.
466
00:18:46,423 --> 00:18:48,671
Well, Alden
will be blaming somebody.
467
00:18:48,706 --> 00:18:51,885
He's gonna hit the roof when
he hears we lost the Fenwicks.
468
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,556
I'll take the bullet.
469
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:56,010
No, I need to do this.
470
00:18:56,045 --> 00:18:59,029
Alden, we met the Fenwicks
without your permission...
471
00:18:59,064 --> 00:19:01,639
my call... and despite
our best efforts,
472
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,301
they've chosen
Pineville Lutheran.
473
00:19:03,336 --> 00:19:04,813
- Their call.
- Fair enough.
474
00:19:04,848 --> 00:19:07,322
I know you're upset, but...
What?
475
00:19:07,357 --> 00:19:11,185
Have you seen how lovely
the sky is today?
476
00:19:13,899 --> 00:19:15,242
What was that?
477
00:19:15,277 --> 00:19:19,090
That was me finally getting
the respect I deserve.
478
00:19:19,175 --> 00:19:21,407
You do realize
that's a stirring stick?
479
00:19:21,442 --> 00:19:23,423
- I do now, yeah.
- Okay.
480
00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:25,780
I'm gonna show him
what a straw is.
481
00:19:25,815 --> 00:19:29,703
So what was all that weirdness
with the Fenwicks yesterday?
482
00:19:29,738 --> 00:19:30,799
What do you mean?
483
00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:33,094
What you were wearing,
the way you were acting.
484
00:19:33,129 --> 00:19:35,460
Something was going on.
485
00:19:35,495 --> 00:19:37,688
Okay, here's the truth.
486
00:19:37,723 --> 00:19:39,026
I do know the Fenwicks
from Florida,
487
00:19:39,061 --> 00:19:41,584
and we do not want them
at our church.
488
00:19:41,619 --> 00:19:44,365
Why? They seem like such
nice, rich people.
489
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,190
They're assholes.
490
00:19:46,225 --> 00:19:48,002
He's a corrupt prick
who's leveraged to the hilt,
491
00:19:48,037 --> 00:19:49,392
and she's a Nazi.
492
00:19:49,427 --> 00:19:51,348
Why didn't you
say anything before?
493
00:19:51,383 --> 00:19:53,290
You know me.
I don't like to judge.
494
00:19:58,589 --> 00:20:01,123
(Buddy) Schmidt was right
about the sky.
495
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:04,458
Nothing like being stoned
and watching the clouds...
496
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,670
all your problems
taken care of.
497
00:20:06,756 --> 00:20:09,795
I need a problem
taken care of.
498
00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:13,953
Name's Buddy Dobbs.
Stiffed me 32 large.
499
00:20:14,016 --> 00:20:16,485
You available?
500
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,644
[silenced gunshot, thud]
501
00:20:18,679 --> 00:20:20,011
I am now.
502
00:20:20,036 --> 00:20:25,036
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