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Okay, Fran,
everything looks normal.
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Now, I want you to know that
in this stage of the pregnancy,
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it's perfectly normal to experience an
increase in constipation, flatulence,
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or mucus. Ginger snap?
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Uh, Dr. Reynolds, I'm a little
concerned about one thing.
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When exactly would be the right
time for us to stop having, um...
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sexual relations?
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I'd say when
the flatulence kicks in.
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Doctor, is there anything special we
should or shouldn't be doing right now?
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Well, I often encourage
my patients to begin
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the bonding process by
talking to the baby.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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Right. Well...
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( clears throat )
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Ah, hello, fetus.
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When you're ready,
come out and meet us!
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I don't think
I could beat that, honey.
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Well, you know, hearing mommy's voice
can be very soothing to the baby.
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- Aw, did you hear that, you...
- Check the note.
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We don't want him to hang himself
with the umbilical cord.
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Now, the sonogram is going
to tell us the sex of the baby.
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Do you want to know?
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- Oh, no.
- Yes! Honey...
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Darling, don't you want
to be surprised?
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It's the wondering and the suspense.
That's what's so exciting.
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You know, I did the whole
wondering and the suspense thing
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when I was waiting for you to propose.
I didn't care for it.
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Doc, you know, I'm a little nervous.
How big do you think I'm going to get?
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Well, it's genetic. Generally, your mother
is a good indication of the size you'll be.
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Well, we just solved the problem of
when we're going to stop having sex.
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♪ She was working in a bridal
shop in Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Till her boyfriend kicked her out
in one of those crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do, where was she
to go, she was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge from Flushing
to the Sheffield's door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell makeup,
but the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style, she had flair, she was
there, that's how she became the Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed
that the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly
what the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now, the father
finds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kids are actually
smiling such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red when
everybody else is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girl from Flushing,
the Nanny named Fran. ♪
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So Fran, what do you want?
A boy or a girl?
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Oh, I don't care, Val.
Just as long as it's healthy.
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Oh, and it can wear
that adorable dress!
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Well, what if it's a boy?
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Well then he'll just have to work it out on
therapy, because he's wearing that dress.
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Now, do you think this sun dress
would look good on me in green?
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Val, those are baby clothes.
They don't come in your size.
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Sure they do. It says,
"Size 9 in the color mos."
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9 M-O-S means 9 months, sweetie.
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Well, forget it,
summer will be over by then.
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Oh, Val, I'm so nervous.
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In two weeks I'm going
to take the sonogram,
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and then I'm going to know
whether it's a boy or a girl.
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God willing,
it should only be healthy.
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Do you know what I do when I have too
many things weighing on my mind?
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What?
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I visualize a tiny housekeeper
walking in my ear
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and cleaning out my whole brain.
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I'd cut it back
to once a week, Val.
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Well, dad's trusting me to go
check out colleges all by myself.
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Now, as I recall, he never left
your side when you went.
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Interesting.
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Yeah, that's because he's not
the slightest bit worried
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that a college student is going
to jump your bones.
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Yeah, that's right.
Ain't going to happen.
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Come here and show Val
your Harvard brochure.
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- Ooh!
- Here, Val, there you go.
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I remember how difficult it was,
choosing a college.
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Fran, you went to beauty school.
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College, sweetie.
Beauty college.
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You know, Fran, maybe you should go with
Brighton on all these college tours?
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Yeah, you know what? I think it would
take your mind off all your worries.
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That's a fantastic idea, Val.
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My mother's coming with me
to colleges. How happy am I.
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Oh, you don't have to tell me!
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Look at his face. He's crying.
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Oh, honey, um, I decided to go check
out some colleges with Brighton.
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You don't care if I'm
away this weekend, do you?
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No, darling, of course not.
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- Oh, good.
- You go right ahead.
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Why don't you make a long weekend
out of it? You work too hard.
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Who's coming that
you don't want me to meet?
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Oh darling, for heaven's
sake, we're married, now.
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I don't need to continue to...
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Lynn Redgrave.
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Oh, I must meet her! You know she did all
of those Weight Watchers commercials.
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Which means she probably knows Fergie, who
knows the Queen, who knows the President,
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who hangs out with Barbara.
I am this close!
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It's settled.
You're going to Harvard.
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Yeah, and she's 29.
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Let's just lump all those
little delusions together.
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Mirror, mirror on the wall,
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why must I look like
Charles de Gaulle?
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I don't have time for you.
I'm being taken out tonight.
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Oh, well in that case, I'll open the
drapes and give the gunman a cleaner shot.
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( Doorbell rings )
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Colin, darling, I'll be right with you.
I'm just fixing my face.
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Oh, don't bother, angel.
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If Earl Sheib couldn't knock those
dents out, I doubt you can.
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( Both laugh )
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He can go on
like that all night.
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Oh, yeah? Well, when your clothes come
off, the insults just write themselves.
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Man, look at all the famous
people that went to Harvard.
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I mean, you got John Kennedy,
Ralph Nader, T.S. Eliot...
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Who's Fred Gwynne?
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Hello? Herman Munster!
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Just hope they let you
into this school.
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Hello, hi, I'm Fran Sheffield.
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Well, it's a pleasure
to meet you. I'm Dean Sterrett.
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Do you know that you are the 4th man
named Dean that I've met today?
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I happen to be the chair
of my department.
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Oh, do you do "Gypsies,
Tramps and Thieves?"
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Check it out.
Now that is pure honey.
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Oh, who? The blonde?
Yes, she's a hottie,
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Uh-huh? No, the brunette.
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Dean... you mind if I call you
by your first name?
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I just got to tell you that, um,
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well, my son, Brighton, is very
interested in coming to Harvard.
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Oh, well, best of luck. Only students
of the highest caliber are admitted.
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Oh, not to worry. I'll tell you, as
far as being a Harvard man goes,
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my little B is the one.
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He has been senior class
treasurer, he's got great grades,
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and everybody loves him.
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Brighton: I told you
to shut up about her!
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Uh, plus, you know, his father is
willing to donate a big stadium.
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Oh, Mom, I'm going to
go crazy waiting two
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weeks before I know if
it's a boy or a girl.
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I don't know
how you waited nine months.
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Well, we had our way of knowing.
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If you carried high
and in front, it was a boy.
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If you carried low,
and your tuches hit the floor...
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you were a Fine.
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So meanwhile, how is Harvard?
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Terrible. He got into a big fight,
he didn't tell me anything about it,
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he's been acting so weird.
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You know, when I used to ask you
personal stuff at his age,
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you would never tell me
anything either.
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Well, what did you do?
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Nothing, I really wasn't
that interested.
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You know, maybe all this college
stuff is making him scared.
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I was a little anxious about
going to college myself.
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Darling, you went
to beauty school.
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We carried books, we had pep
rallies, it was college.
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All I'm saying is the boy has
never lived away from home.
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Remember how scared you got just
before you went to summer camp?
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That wasn't camp, Ma. It was Aunt
Miriam's trailer in Scranton.
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It had a playground.
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It was a sandbox.
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You used it.
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So did her cats.
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Hey, Fran,
I need to talk to you.
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Oh, okay, sweetie.
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Um, I don't want
to hurt your feelings, but
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I don't want you coming
to schools with me anymore.
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Oh... Okay, B,
you didn't hurt my feelings.
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God, Fran, you're not going
to cry, are you?
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I don't know where else
to go with this face.
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It's just the guys said
something about you.
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Is that what the fight was all
about? What did they say?
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I don't want to talk about it.
It's embarrassing, okay?
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God, I embarrassed my son.
What could I have done?
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Well, let's see.
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Nanny Fine at Harvard.
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The crème de la crème conversing
with the cream de la rinse.
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My guess is you said
something stupid.
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I think she's right. Maybe that
is what the boys were saying.
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I embarrassed my son
because I'm not smart.
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Oh, my God,
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he was embarrassed by his
mother, just like I was by...
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I think I lost a grape in here.
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Fran, here are
the encyclopedias you wanted.
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Oh, Encyclopedia Britannica.
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I was really thinking
about American information.
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Fran, how come you're reading
all these reference books?
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You know, I'm just trying
to brush up on my education.
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Did you know that you can swim
the English channel
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but you cannot
climb the Berlin wall?
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That's because they
tore it down when I was 4.
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What?
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Fran, these books were published
in the '70s.
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Oh. Well, that explains the
"keep on trucking" bookmark.
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Oh, well.
What's the use, anyway?
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( Doorbell rings )
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Oh, that must be the almanac
that I ordered.
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You know, go, tell them that we
don't want any, we appreciate it,
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thanks, but no, thanks,
don't come back.
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Hello, I'm Lynn Redgrave.
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Thank you very much, but
we're not interested.
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We've changed our mind.
Don't come back.
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh!
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Oh, I'm so sorry,
Miss Redgrave, please, come in.
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Oh, you know, she just has
no idea who you are.
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Never get tired of hearing that.
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I'm sorry, I'm a little early.
I do hope Maxwell won't mind.
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Oh, no, he'll be out any minute.
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I'm his wife, Fran,
and one of your biggest fans.
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- Oh, really?
- Please, sit down.
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Now, you know, I love that movie.
"Every Little Crook and Nanny."
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Tell me, did you do a lot of research? You
know, follow around a nanny, take notes?
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Oh, please, how hard is it
to pretend to be a nanny?
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Not hard at all.
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I'm so sorry about all the mess.
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You see, I went away this
weekend with my son to Harvard,
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because, well, I wanted to, you
know, get away from my worries.
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But I'll tell you, I made
a big mess out of everything.
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( Crying )
And I embarrassed him.
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Because I'm stupid.
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It's all right. It... it'll be
all right. I'm sure it will.
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Would you autograph
this for me, please?
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Oh, all right.
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I mean, you know, for a child to
be embarrassed of their mother,
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it's just killing me.
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Could you rewrite the Fran?
It looks like "Pran."
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Look, you know, if Maxwell is busy, I
mean, I could come back another time.
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Did I say I loved you
in the remake of "Baby Jane?"
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Just rest your head
on Lynnie's shoulder.
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Oh, Miss Redgrave, please, maybe
you can teach me something.
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I mean, you're so classy and
sophisticated and intelligent.
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Did you think
I was better than Bette Davis?
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Who?
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Come on, let's schmooze.
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Niles?
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Niles, what's wrong?
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Oh, I hate Miss Babcock's
boyfriend, Colin.
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But don't worry, I'm a professional. I
won't let it interfere with my work.
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Okay then.
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Don't you want to know
why I hate Colon?
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- Colin.
- Looks more like a colon to me.
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Oh, my God, Niles,
233
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I think you're jealous.
234
00:13:30,775 --> 00:13:33,611
You have feelings
for Miss Babcock, don't you?
235
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Why don't you just come out
and tell her?
236
00:13:35,947 --> 00:13:37,348
Well, I mean, isn't it obvious?
237
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I mean, what do I have to do?
Hit the woman over the head?
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Actually, I've done that.
239
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Oh, I'm useless, sir. I've no
reason to live. Just fire me.
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Oh, don't be ridiculous.
Why would I fire you?
241
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Because I just
remembered Lynn Redgrave
242
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arrived an hour ago and
I forgot to tell you.
243
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You see,
now you've got a reason to live.
244
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Because you've got
to start looking for a new job.
245
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You know, darling, I could
try to teach you,
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but class is really something
you're born with.
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Whiz me.
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Oh, thank you.
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The other good trick is that you start
quoting from your favorite authors,
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Joyce, Kafka, Hemingway.
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Seuss.
252
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Fran, I don't believe
I know him.
253
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Oh, you'd love him.
Yes, you will.
254
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You can read him on a yacht,
you can read him on a hill.
255
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He's very big with rhyming.
Pre-Nipsey Russell.
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- Lynn, you're here.
- Hi, honey. We were just...
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Finishing. Lynn, why don't
we step into my office.
258
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We'll talk about the contract,
shall we?
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Oh, Miss Redgrave,
Lynnie, what can I say?
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How can I ever thank you?
261
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Did you take my cheese?
262
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Just one other little thing.
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When a guest borrows the cheese,
don't ask for it back.
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It's not classy.
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Oh.
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What the heck
were you doing with her?
267
00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:11,742
Nothing, she was just giving me a
crash-course in how to sound intelligent.
268
00:15:11,743 --> 00:15:14,644
You know, Brighton doesn't want
me going to Yale because...
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Oh, he's just ashamed
that I'm not smart.
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Oh, that's ridiculous.
271
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No, it's not. And what if the new
baby is embarrassed by me too?
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You are smart.
273
00:15:25,056 --> 00:15:28,592
Look, when I have a problem, who's
the first person I run to, hmm?
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Niles.
275
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Well, when Niles is out?
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Oh, then you come to me.
277
00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:34,898
Well, of course I do.
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00:15:34,899 --> 00:15:38,735
You have the kind of smarts no school
could teach. You're intuitive,
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you're insightful.
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Well, who could possibly
be ashamed of you?
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Ah, don't come in here.
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All right, it's time I got something
out of my system, Miss Babcock.
283
00:15:55,920 --> 00:16:00,590
Oh, no, no, that's too
formal. Um, C.C.
284
00:16:00,591 --> 00:16:04,327
Look, I've known you since
you were a little calf.
285
00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:11,835
All right. It's time I got
something out in the open.
286
00:16:11,836 --> 00:16:13,937
I, ah... I think it's time
you knew...
287
00:16:13,938 --> 00:16:15,872
Oh, will you spit it out!
288
00:16:15,873 --> 00:16:20,511
Colin just dumped me, and I have an
anonymous phone call to make to the IRS.
289
00:16:21,813 --> 00:16:23,613
So you're not
seeing him anymore?
290
00:16:23,614 --> 00:16:26,717
No. Now what is it you want
to get out in the open?
291
00:16:26,718 --> 00:16:30,153
You. All animals
should run free.
292
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:34,090
That isn't what you
were going to say.
293
00:16:34,091 --> 00:16:36,360
And why are you holding
those flowers?
294
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I thought you'd like a snack.
295
00:16:40,598 --> 00:16:43,567
You're wearing your fancy pants.
296
00:16:45,703 --> 00:16:48,806
Niles has a crush on someone.
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00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:50,975
- Oh, do not.
- Niles and his girlfriend,
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00:16:50,976 --> 00:16:52,242
sitting in a tree,
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D-U-S-T-I-N-G
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( laughs )
301
00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:59,216
All right, who is it?
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Her.
303
00:17:03,955 --> 00:17:06,656
Just go with me on this and
pretend you're my girlfriend.
304
00:17:06,657 --> 00:17:07,992
Are you mad?
305
00:17:07,993 --> 00:17:09,927
I loved you in "Georgy Girl."
306
00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:12,229
Oh, rest your head
on Lynnie's shoulder.
307
00:17:25,610 --> 00:17:28,879
Oh, now, come on, B,
you can't keep avoiding me.
308
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,781
We're going to have to
discuss this.
309
00:17:30,782 --> 00:17:32,850
Look, I know
what you're going through.
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00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:35,419
I had my mother
come to school once,
311
00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:39,089
and the kids said the same thing about
her that your friend said about me.
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00:17:39,090 --> 00:17:41,225
( Chuckles )
I find that hard to believe.
313
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,894
They said she was actually
hot and sexy?
314
00:17:43,895 --> 00:17:50,033
No, they said they never saw
a back with cleavage.
315
00:17:50,034 --> 00:17:53,003
What are you talking
about hot and sexy?
316
00:17:53,004 --> 00:17:57,007
Well, that would be the G-rated
version of what the guys were saying.
317
00:17:57,008 --> 00:18:01,712
So that's what the fight
was about? That I'm sexy?
318
00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:03,681
- Which boys?
- Fran...
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00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:05,916
Oh, come on, let me enjoy this.
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00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:08,652
In a couple of months, I'm going
to look like Shamu.
321
00:18:08,653 --> 00:18:10,754
Oh, I can't believe
I wasted two hours
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00:18:10,755 --> 00:18:13,757
trying to smarten up
with that Lynn Redgrave.
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00:18:13,758 --> 00:18:16,760
She's a cheese thief, you know.
324
00:18:16,761 --> 00:18:19,229
Wait, what do you mean,
smarten up?
325
00:18:19,230 --> 00:18:21,965
Well, I thought that you didn't
want me going to Yale
326
00:18:21,966 --> 00:18:24,868
because you were ashamed of me
because you thought I was stupid.
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00:18:24,869 --> 00:18:26,503
What gave you that idea?
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00:18:26,504 --> 00:18:28,872
Her.
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You know, Miss Babcock,
for your information,
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I just found out
I'm not stupid, I'm sexy.
331
00:18:36,147 --> 00:18:39,616
Nanny Fine, don't sell
yourself short. You're both.
332
00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:45,355
Well, I am smart enough to know
I have just been insulted,
333
00:18:45,356 --> 00:18:49,092
and sexy enough not to care.
334
00:18:59,504 --> 00:19:04,374
Oh, this is so exciting! We're going
to see the first pictures of our baby!
335
00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:08,579
Stand up straight, and if
you're a girl, arch your back.
336
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:13,383
Oh, look at that.
He's got my nose.
337
00:19:13,384 --> 00:19:17,287
Actually, that's your reflection. I
haven't turned the screen on yet.
338
00:19:17,288 --> 00:19:20,824
Now, before we start, do you want
to know if it's a boy or girl?
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00:19:20,825 --> 00:19:24,428
Yes. My wife decided
I want to know.
340
00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:28,298
Okay, let's fire up
the baby finder.
341
00:19:28,299 --> 00:19:29,666
( laughs )
342
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,602
Oh, gracious me,
what do we have here?
343
00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:32,736
What? What?
344
00:19:32,737 --> 00:19:34,137
Fran, I see four feet!
345
00:19:34,138 --> 00:19:37,007
( Gasps )
Four feet?
346
00:19:37,008 --> 00:19:41,011
Oh, my God, how am I ever going
to catch him when he's bad?
347
00:19:41,012 --> 00:19:43,847
No Fran, no, I mean twins.
348
00:19:43,848 --> 00:19:45,983
Twins.
349
00:19:45,984 --> 00:19:47,951
Twins? Are you sure, doctor?
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00:19:47,952 --> 00:19:49,653
Absolutely. I'm never wrong.
351
00:19:49,654 --> 00:19:52,055
Oh, my God, look,
I can see one of them!
352
00:19:52,056 --> 00:19:53,223
Oh!
353
00:19:53,224 --> 00:19:55,225
Look how fast
they're developing!
354
00:19:55,226 --> 00:19:57,728
- Oh, my God!
- Look at all those fingers!
355
00:19:57,729 --> 00:20:00,164
Do you see the size
of that thumb?
356
00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:03,600
You know, I don't think
that's his thumb, babe.
357
00:20:06,103 --> 00:20:07,171
That's my boy.
358
00:20:08,773 --> 00:20:11,275
Oh, and it looks like
he has a little sister.
359
00:20:11,276 --> 00:20:12,810
Oh! A girl.
360
00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:14,611
- Or not so little.
- Oh?
361
00:20:14,612 --> 00:20:16,714
Looks like we have
a little chubette here.
362
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:19,850
And that's my girl.
363
00:20:24,955 --> 00:20:27,657
Fran. Fran.
364
00:20:27,658 --> 00:20:30,861
Doctor, I think she's
just a little surprised.
365
00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:32,996
I can't believe it.
366
00:20:32,997 --> 00:20:36,933
We're going to have
a little boy and a little girl.
367
00:20:36,934 --> 00:20:39,636
Plus the three we already have.
368
00:20:39,637 --> 00:20:42,773
Oy, what am I going
to do with five kids?
369
00:20:42,774 --> 00:20:49,178
♪ Hello world is a song that we're
singing, come on get happy ♪
370
00:20:51,282 --> 00:20:55,385
♪ We had a dream,
we'd go traveling together ♪
371
00:20:55,386 --> 00:20:57,988
♪ We'd spread a little love
and then we'd keep moving' on ♪
372
00:20:57,989 --> 00:21:02,092
♪ Traveling along there's a song
that we're singing ♪
373
00:21:02,093 --> 00:21:07,664
♪ Come on, get happy!
We'll make you happy! ♪
374
00:21:23,147 --> 00:21:25,182
( Jazz music playing )