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FLAHERTY: You're gonna
meet my money manager.
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Why do you call him a money manager?
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Because he's offended by greedy Jew.
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And rightly so.
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I represent Cam Calloway
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and he may be a pro basketball player,
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but we want him to be more
than just a basketball player.
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We want his money to get off.
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There's four people
who forced me to believe
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that I and they were worthy
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of a big-time dream, like a good thing.
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Those four people that
believed in me are my family.
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[cheering] My cousin,
you're my best friend, man.
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All I got is because of you.
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You got beat up by your sister
and then you lied about it.
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Jeez, Gerry, I would have lied,
too. She can fucking punch.
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Can you drop me off at work?
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I got to do highway trash
pickup for my community service.
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- That's mobile jail. You need a ride to jail?
- Yes.
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ATTORNEY: I'd insist on
therapy and community service
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for Mary Charles since she is
ineligible for a diversion program.
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♪
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♪ Here we go again ♪
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♪ Here we go again ♪
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[children chattering]
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♪ Here we go again ♪
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- You're late.
- So sorry.
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Horrible traffic. I'll just
make it up on the back end.
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If you want credit
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for your community service
sentence, be on time.
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Sister Irmalita's Children's Home has rules
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for adults who partake in the
Big Siblings Saints Program.
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First rule, care about being here.
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This is my number one priority.
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Second rule. If you're
gonna lie to my face,
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at least sell it.
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I really do care.
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Because a judge told you to.
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I'd prefer to find volunteers
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who are compelled by kindness,
not fear of jail time.
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I've planned a ton of activities
for me and my new little sibling.
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Yes, people like you have
been coming here for years
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inspired by the notion that they're
going to make someone's life better.
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But then they bail and retreat to
trash detail on a highway off-ramp.
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- Know why?
- Because they love Mother Earth?
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Off-ramps don't talk back.
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Off-ramps don't have feelings.
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Off-ramps weren't inappropriately touched
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by their drug-addled parents.
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These kids don't need stuff to do.
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They need kindness and attention.
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Brittany, can you come in here?
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Nice to meet you, Brittany.
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I am Mary Charles, your new big sibling.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Congratulations. You are glowing.
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Thanks.
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♪
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- I'm sorry.
- It's okay, no problem.
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- Hey, uh, Reggie Vaughn?
- Hey. Yes.
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Allow me to introduce myself.
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- DeShauwn May.
- How you doing, DeShauwn? Nice to meet you.
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I manage athletes just like you.
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I've been watching your moves real close.
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- And you killing it, bro.
- Thank you. Thank you very much.
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Listen, you haven't
seen a rich, balding guy?
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Kind of looks like a black Grinch.
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See, the only man that
DeShauwn sees is his client,
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Jupiter Blackmon, and
that's with an O, not an A.
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Though I told Under Armour last week,
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if they help me with this marketing thing,
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he could be "Black-Man" all day.
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- You know what I'm saying?
- Run with that.
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Look, Jupiter is gonna be a top-20 pick
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in the National Football League.
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And the way you and Cam
conduct y'all business,
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y'all our inspiration. We ghetto-born, too.
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And what Cam said about
you at the press conference,
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I cried.
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Thug tears, though. Not that weepy stuff.
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- You know what I'm saying?
- I hear you. I hear you.
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- You know what I'm saying.
- Nice to meet you, man.
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But excuse me, all right?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey,
real talk for a second.
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Hey, you thriving. So if
you got any dabs of wisdom
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to throw my way, let me know.
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Buy the Vanguard, wear condoms.
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Oh, damn, that's two things
I never thought about.
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What? You a goddamn genius, boy.
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- Tell me you found him.
- Mall Mogul has left the building.
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You said 100%, Missy. You
swore to me, I swore to Cam.
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His wife says he got the bubble guts.
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Not my fault if the man mixed
crab legs and chili dogs.
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[sighs] I love crabs.
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'Cause you got to work to get in them guts.
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Just like a classy lady. Miss Vaughn.
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Oh. DeShauwn.
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Excuse us.
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- [whispers] Who is he?
- I'll tell you later.
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[laughing] Come here.
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Yo, Reg. This here is Jupiter.
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Hi, it's a honor. Cam says
you like the biggest shit.
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In a good way.
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Yo, we all hitting Onyx posthaste.
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Oh, yeah. It's been a long day.
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I need some titties in my face.
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[laughing] You know what I'm saying?
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- I'm with my wife.
- She can go.
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Look, the strip club is a
equal opportunity establishment.
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Wasn't really my point.
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You know what? You go ahead. I'll go home.
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- I'll Uber.
- Boom, she know.
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The titty bar is the golf course
for the modern-day businessman.
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Baby, you don't want to Uber home.
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I do. I very much want to Uber.
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Well, and, Cam, you're probably tired.
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You want to go home, get some rest, right?
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Hell, no, man. You done woke up the beast.
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Look, we already out anyways, man.
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And Jupiter's hilarious. Yo, Jupe, do Shaq.
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[clears throat] Hi, I'm Shaq.
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[laughs]
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- It's uncanny.
- Kazaam!
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[laughing]
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- CAM: Kazaam!
- You been practicing on that, right?
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JUPITER: Yeah, you taught me that.
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That was you. That was you.
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CAM: Who else do you do?
You got Charles, too?
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So who do you think's the daddy?
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One of three boys. I think.
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Though it could be God's, Diane says.
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That's happened before.
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A long time ago in Bethlehem.
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Right.
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I think one of the three
boys is a good guess.
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They all live here in the home.
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They're nice.
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I wasn't taken advantage of or anything.
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One's my age, 12 and a half.
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Other two are 12.
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Are you all supervised?
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Not always. It's not bad or nothing.
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I like the feeling.
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People say I won't like the
feeling of the baby coming out,
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but that's okay. I can do hard things.
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I believe in myself, you know?
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I do.
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Some people want me to give it
away, but I kind of want to keep it.
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Not sure.
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I think that's smart.
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You're the first one to say that.
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- You like crullers?
- What's that?
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- It's double-long donuts.
- Sure.
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Well, let's feast. You go
find your three buddies.
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- I got a whole dozen.
- Really?
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- Yeah.
- They'll love that.
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[grunts]
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Hey, Jamari, Lucas.
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My new big black sister
bought us a fuckload of donuts.
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♪ Let's fuck up some commas ♪
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♪ Let's fuck up some commas, yeah ♪
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♪ Let's fuck up some commas ♪
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♪ Let's fuck up some commas, yeah ♪
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♪ Forty thou to a hundred thou ♪
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♪ Hundred thou another hundred thou ♪
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♪ Three hundred thousand
to five hundred thousand ♪
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♪ A million, yo, let's
have a money shower ♪
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♪ Let's fuck up some commas ♪
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♪ Let's fuck up some commas, yeah ♪
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♪ Let's fuck up some commas ♪
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♪ Let's fuck up some commas, yeah ♪
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♪ Forty thou to a hundred thou ♪
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♪ A hundred thou another hundred thou ♪
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♪ Three hundred thousand
to five hundred thousand ♪
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Whoo!
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Uh-huh, I can't wait to go pro
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until we make some real money.
You know what I'm saying?
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You can't believe the piddly deals
they've been throwing at Jupiter.
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$100 for a barbershop appearance.
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What I'ma do with $100?
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- [chuckles]
- Nothing now.
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[sighs] Look, see, they all
think they can take advantage
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'cause our moves got to be on the
down low until after the bowl game.
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NCAA, no cash for African-Americans.
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[laughs] You know what I'm saying?
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In five months, he'll
be a multimillionaire.
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Whoo, and DeShauwn will be
rolling in 10% of that multi.
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- [laughing]
- Hey, get a lawyer for the long form.
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DeShauwn ain't giving up no
5% for no boilerplate bullshit.
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It's my job to save Jupiter money.
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Not spend it. Mm!
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That's real. Compliments.
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Hey, I'm curious. How did
you and Jupiter hook up?
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Started as his mama drug dealer.
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See, J needed his own illicit therapeutics.
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Football's about pain management,
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which makes DeShauwn
indispensable as his dispenser.
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- You know what I'm saying?
- I know what you're saying.
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Pretty sure you shouldn't be
saying it to a total stranger.
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Please, our spirits are kindred as fuck.
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- Do you know what kindred is?
- Yes.
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Okay, then. All right, see, yeah,
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I got some extra spending money
'cause of my drug dealing business.
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But I'm trying to get out of that.
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Trying to go legit like you, baby. Yeah.
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Hey, quitting selling drugs
is a smart move, DeShauwn.
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We shall see.
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Look...
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you mind if I get heavy
with you for a second?
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When Cam hit
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and all the big agency
vultures started circling,
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how'd you keep your boy?
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I did my job.
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- That's it?
- That's it.
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I feel like I should be
paying you or something
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for dropping all these gems,
man. You want some cocaine?
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You're too kind, but I'm good, thank you.
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Okay.
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See, you spin the stack off the fingertips
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for maximum precipitation.
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Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.
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Oh, the boys? They in the champagne room
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getting their dicks sucked.
If you know what I'm saying.
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Yeah, I know what you're saying
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because you just said it.
And it better not be true.
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Look, DeShauwn, every phone in here
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is one click away from "TMZ."
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What? Ain't nobody worried about no trolls.
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I'm worried about it.
And you should be, too.
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Look, man, do what you
will with the Black-Man,
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but as my colleague, don't
put my client in harm's way.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Watch it with
the flaming arrows, Cochise.
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Look, I'm simply driving the
wagon train through the prairie.
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Look, it'll be fine, all right?
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Ain't no snitching types up in this piece.
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- Look, I get head here weekly.
- There's a line, DeShauwn.
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And while I'm happy to
respect what's on yours,
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you will respect what's on my side.
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- It won't happen again.
- Thank you.
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Man, we have got to do this again.
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See? [Laughs]
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- Reg.
- Where's Jupiter?
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Beats me, man. It was pitch-black in there.
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Oh, no, he'll be through. See, my Jupiter
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like to get his ass ate after brain.
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And they get the
dingleberries and everything.
247
00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:17,864
What's a dingleberry?
248
00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:20,200
It's when hair, shit, and toilet paper
249
00:10:20,235 --> 00:10:22,786
roll up in a little berry and
dangles out the crack of your ass.
250
00:10:22,821 --> 00:10:24,454
That's a dingleberry. You ever had one?
251
00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:26,323
- Yeah. [Laughs]
- Treat yourself.
252
00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:30,160
Yes! Yes! Live, brother, live.
253
00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:32,496
Whoo!
254
00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:34,164
♪ Let's fuck up some commas, yeah ♪
255
00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:35,832
♪ Let's fuck up some commas ♪
256
00:10:35,884 --> 00:10:38,168
♪ Let's fuck up some commas, yeah ♪
257
00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:39,336
I like being a big sibling.
258
00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:41,004
I'm gonna be right by her side
259
00:10:41,006 --> 00:10:42,339
walking her through having her baby.
260
00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:44,007
Well, good for you, Mary Charles.
261
00:10:44,009 --> 00:10:45,675
You're making lemons out of lemonade
262
00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:47,644
and helping others in the process.
263
00:10:47,679 --> 00:10:49,312
You mean making lemonade out of lemons.
264
00:10:49,348 --> 00:10:50,480
God damn it, you know what I meant.
265
00:10:50,516 --> 00:10:52,182
You're making good shit out of bad shit.
266
00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:54,184
I agree that what you're
doing is admirable.
267
00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:56,153
But how could this Diane woman,
268
00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:58,188
who's charged with the welfare
of these orphan children,
269
00:10:58,190 --> 00:11:00,190
let this happen under her supervision?
270
00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:01,491
She probably ran out of condoms.
271
00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:03,160
She's doing the best she can.
272
00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:05,195
The best she can got
a 12-year-old pregnant.
273
00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:07,197
The least she could have done
was taken her to a clinic.
274
00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:09,666
Or pushed her down the stairs.
275
00:11:09,701 --> 00:11:11,535
With the girl's consent, of course.
276
00:11:11,537 --> 00:11:13,370
Brittany has a right to have her baby.
277
00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:15,705
She also has a right to not have the baby.
278
00:11:15,707 --> 00:11:17,424
True. Abortion is a child's right to choose
279
00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:18,875
whether or not she wants to have a child.
280
00:11:18,877 --> 00:11:20,210
You had me when you were a kid.
281
00:11:20,322 --> 00:11:22,823
15, okay? That's ghetto mid-20s.
282
00:11:22,858 --> 00:11:25,942
She's 12. 12 doesn't even end in "teen."
283
00:11:25,944 --> 00:11:28,662
She's still a child. I don't
know, that's kind of tricky.
284
00:11:28,697 --> 00:11:30,747
I mean, if she's able to
have a child, you know,
285
00:11:30,782 --> 00:11:33,166
maybe that's evolution's way
of saying, "Speed shit up.
286
00:11:33,202 --> 00:11:36,286
The world's about to end. Can't
be waiting till you're 15 anymore."
287
00:11:36,338 --> 00:11:38,255
Who's handling the adoption?
288
00:11:38,290 --> 00:11:40,290
Oh, the poor baby will
probably go to an orphanage,
289
00:11:40,342 --> 00:11:42,042
and that's if they have a bed available.
290
00:11:42,094 --> 00:11:44,294
Adoption or abortion are
not her only two options.
291
00:11:44,296 --> 00:11:46,630
It should have been part of the
debate once conception occurred.
292
00:11:46,712 --> 00:11:48,929
It's a child, not a debate.
293
00:11:48,964 --> 00:11:51,014
I guess if it were left up to you two,
294
00:11:51,049 --> 00:11:52,716
I'd be in pieces in a
medical waste bin somewhere
295
00:11:52,718 --> 00:11:55,101
or adopted by white people
who think Jesus loves all.
296
00:11:55,137 --> 00:11:58,555
Jesus does love all. He just doesn't
show it for sure until you're dead.
297
00:11:58,557 --> 00:12:01,942
Only then do you know
and really appreciate it.
298
00:12:01,977 --> 00:12:04,027
Damn, I got to jot that shit down.
299
00:12:04,062 --> 00:12:06,780
You know, me and Julius are
thinking about doing a podcast.
300
00:12:06,815 --> 00:12:09,733
It's called Things We Think
You Should Think, Too.
301
00:12:13,155 --> 00:12:16,239
Brittany's a special kid and I
agree that she should keep her baby.
302
00:12:16,241 --> 00:12:18,658
And she should be treated just
like any other mother-to-be.
303
00:12:18,710 --> 00:12:21,161
As her big sibling, I'm going
to throw her a baby shower.
304
00:12:21,213 --> 00:12:24,080
- Where? Chuck E. Cheese?
- [Laughs]
305
00:12:24,082 --> 00:12:26,583
I already checked them out. They're
booked solid for the next several weekends.
306
00:12:26,585 --> 00:12:27,884
I'm gonna ask Cam if I can have it here.
307
00:12:27,919 --> 00:12:30,253
Put his money to good use.
308
00:12:30,305 --> 00:12:32,389
No problem, boy. Whoop!
309
00:12:32,424 --> 00:12:34,758
Hey, man, you're kind of small
for a basketball player, ain't you?
310
00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:37,394
You ain't got to be tall,
you just got to be good.
311
00:12:37,429 --> 00:12:39,095
You'll find out on draft day.
312
00:12:39,097 --> 00:12:40,480
Oh, I'm getting drafted.
313
00:12:40,515 --> 00:12:41,815
Getting drafted ain't making it.
314
00:12:41,850 --> 00:12:44,651
Look, hey, I propose a
sojourn at the afterhours.
315
00:12:44,686 --> 00:12:45,986
Cam's got practice.
316
00:12:46,021 --> 00:12:48,021
- At noon.
- Man, it's 1:00 A.M.
317
00:12:48,073 --> 00:12:50,190
The president runs the
country on five hours of sleep.
318
00:12:50,242 --> 00:12:52,442
I can run that practice
offense on half of that, man.
319
00:12:52,444 --> 00:12:54,611
- Where y'all thinkin'?
- A little no-name spot up the road.
320
00:12:54,613 --> 00:12:56,946
Me and Cam don't go to no-name spots.
321
00:12:56,999 --> 00:12:59,449
Look, embracing the unknown is
what makes life worth living.
322
00:12:59,451 --> 00:13:01,618
- Thank you.
- And plus there's titties.
323
00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:02,952
- Oh, yeah.
- And embracing them is good, too.
324
00:13:03,005 --> 00:13:05,338
Come on, man. Back when we had shit,
325
00:13:05,374 --> 00:13:07,007
we never went to places with names.
326
00:13:07,042 --> 00:13:09,342
Well, now we got shit and we keep that shit
327
00:13:09,378 --> 00:13:11,294
by not going to shitholes
that ain't got no names.
328
00:13:11,346 --> 00:13:13,263
- Jupiter's going.
- Look, I'm not Jupiter's manager,
329
00:13:13,298 --> 00:13:15,348
so I can't advise him
against doing stupid ass shit.
330
00:13:15,384 --> 00:13:17,017
Come on, Reg. It'll be fun, man.
331
00:13:17,052 --> 00:13:18,768
And you know how I feel about titties.
332
00:13:18,804 --> 00:13:20,637
Cam, you just had four hours of titties.
333
00:13:20,689 --> 00:13:22,272
How many more hours of titties you need?
334
00:13:22,307 --> 00:13:23,807
Four more afterhours of titties.
335
00:13:23,809 --> 00:13:25,642
[laughs]
336
00:13:25,644 --> 00:13:27,560
Look, I have supplied you with my advice.
337
00:13:27,612 --> 00:13:29,112
You don't need my permission to flout it.
338
00:13:29,147 --> 00:13:32,115
[sighs]
339
00:13:32,150 --> 00:13:35,485
Fellas, great night, man. We gonna call it.
340
00:13:35,537 --> 00:13:37,871
- Aw, come on, man.
- And then there was two.
341
00:13:37,906 --> 00:13:39,456
JUPITER: Look, C-dawg, we gonna
have to do this again next weekend.
342
00:13:39,491 --> 00:13:41,207
But we got to go twice as big, baby.
343
00:13:41,243 --> 00:13:43,209
Let me give you my number.
344
00:13:43,245 --> 00:13:46,496
Shit, stripper bounced so hard on my jock,
345
00:13:46,498 --> 00:13:48,164
man, she damn near
cracked my phone in half.
346
00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:50,467
[laughing] Them bitches is toned.
347
00:13:50,502 --> 00:13:51,885
Here, I'm gonna give you Reggie's
number till I get mine fixed.
348
00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:53,720
Thanks a lot.
349
00:13:53,755 --> 00:13:55,839
Well, look, hey, namaste, bitches. I'm out.
350
00:13:55,891 --> 00:13:57,841
- All right. Jupiter.
- To the car.
351
00:13:57,843 --> 00:13:59,843
All right. Hey, I'm gonna
see you next weekend, baby.
352
00:13:59,895 --> 00:14:01,511
- Be good.
- You, too, man.
353
00:14:01,513 --> 00:14:04,180
♪
354
00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,603
You really think you're getting in this bed
355
00:14:10,655 --> 00:14:12,355
without washing off that stripper stink?
356
00:14:12,407 --> 00:14:14,741
Come on, don't throw stones.
357
00:14:14,776 --> 00:14:17,527
Diamond and Candy are just saving
up money for business school.
358
00:14:17,579 --> 00:14:20,864
Yeah, well, come back and spoon me
359
00:14:20,866 --> 00:14:24,200
when your spoon doesn't smell like
shattered dreams and daddy issues.
360
00:14:24,252 --> 00:14:26,336
Okay. [Groans]
361
00:14:30,175 --> 00:14:32,876
[phone vibrates]
362
00:14:32,878 --> 00:14:35,512
- This is Reggie.
- Reg, it's Jupiter, man.
363
00:14:35,547 --> 00:14:37,380
- I need help.
- Where you at, Jupiter?
364
00:14:37,382 --> 00:14:39,382
I'm not sure. It's like trees and leaves
365
00:14:39,384 --> 00:14:42,552
and twigs and dirt. Like no roads.
366
00:14:42,604 --> 00:14:45,722
- You're in the woods.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
367
00:14:45,774 --> 00:14:48,391
- Jupiter, you high?
- As they come.
368
00:14:48,443 --> 00:14:50,110
That sounds like a DeShauwn problem.
369
00:14:50,145 --> 00:14:52,228
Of course it's a DeShauwn problem, man!
370
00:14:52,230 --> 00:14:53,730
DeShauwn's the reason shit
went sideways at the afterhours
371
00:14:53,782 --> 00:14:55,198
and I'm running through the damn woods.
372
00:14:55,233 --> 00:14:58,284
[groans] Okay, drop a pin,
373
00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,569
text it to me and I'll pick you up.
374
00:14:59,571 --> 00:15:02,739
♪
375
00:15:02,741 --> 00:15:04,157
[sighs]
376
00:15:04,209 --> 00:15:06,126
I will be back.
377
00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:18,421
Jupiter, what kind of shit you
getting on my wife's leather?
378
00:15:18,473 --> 00:15:20,757
That's shit shit, I think.
379
00:15:20,809 --> 00:15:23,259
It ain't mine, though,
in case you was worried.
380
00:15:23,311 --> 00:15:26,262
Why would someone else's shit
worry me less than if it was yours?
381
00:15:26,264 --> 00:15:28,815
See, this is why I don't
go places ain't got no name.
382
00:15:28,850 --> 00:15:31,100
So mysterious shit don't
soil my wife's leather.
383
00:15:31,102 --> 00:15:32,435
It's mostly on the towel.
384
00:15:32,487 --> 00:15:34,070
What the fuck happened back there?
385
00:15:34,105 --> 00:15:37,273
It was DeShauwn. He went all DeShauwn.
386
00:15:37,275 --> 00:15:38,775
DeShauwn went all DeShauwn.
387
00:15:38,777 --> 00:15:41,194
So that's DeShauwn's shit?
388
00:15:41,246 --> 00:15:43,196
- It's hazy in my memory.
- Yeah, you know what?
389
00:15:43,248 --> 00:15:45,582
That's probably for the best.
Look, DeShauwn's your boy.
390
00:15:45,617 --> 00:15:47,951
I got nothing but respect for
that. So I'm gonna drop you off,
391
00:15:47,953 --> 00:15:49,452
I'm gonna go on with the rest of my life,
392
00:15:49,454 --> 00:15:51,254
the first step of which will most surely
393
00:15:51,289 --> 00:15:53,456
be in the direction of
a 24-hour car detailer.
394
00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:56,960
[sighs]
395
00:15:58,797 --> 00:16:01,514
Yo, keep the towel. It's my gift.
396
00:16:10,141 --> 00:16:12,058
I want you to be my manager.
397
00:16:12,110 --> 00:16:13,610
You got a manager.
398
00:16:13,645 --> 00:16:15,311
I got a problem and you know it.
399
00:16:15,363 --> 00:16:17,313
You'd never let Cam go
to a place like that.
400
00:16:17,315 --> 00:16:20,817
Please. I can't get rid
of DeShauwn on my own.
401
00:16:24,489 --> 00:16:26,489
All right, listen, I'm... I'm...
402
00:16:26,541 --> 00:16:29,075
Yo.
403
00:16:29,127 --> 00:16:30,493
They told me you Ubered.
404
00:16:30,545 --> 00:16:32,412
No, bro, I looked around and you was gone.
405
00:16:32,464 --> 00:16:34,581
That's fucked up, man.
406
00:16:35,917 --> 00:16:37,500
Hey, yo, hey, real talk?
407
00:16:37,502 --> 00:16:40,003
- Thank you, Reggie.
- Yeah, happy to help.
408
00:16:40,055 --> 00:16:42,005
Stay safe.
409
00:16:48,179 --> 00:16:51,314
- Why didn't you call me?
- Man, I did call. You didn't pick up.
410
00:16:51,349 --> 00:16:53,016
I was getting laid. How
come you didn't call me back?
411
00:16:58,740 --> 00:17:01,190
You actually smell like butt now.
412
00:17:01,243 --> 00:17:02,775
[sighs] Sorry.
413
00:17:06,364 --> 00:17:09,198
Jupiter Blackmon wants
me to be his manager.
414
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,702
Top-ten pick in the NFL
draft and he wants me.
415
00:17:16,091 --> 00:17:18,124
DeShauwn's getting fired?
416
00:17:18,176 --> 00:17:20,460
DeShauwned himself right out of a job.
417
00:17:20,512 --> 00:17:23,713
Do you want to manage Jupiter?
418
00:17:23,715 --> 00:17:26,182
Kid needs somebody.
419
00:17:26,217 --> 00:17:28,051
I didn't ask what he needs,
I asked what you want.
420
00:17:28,103 --> 00:17:29,552
I want to do right by Cam.
421
00:17:29,554 --> 00:17:31,521
Good night, then.
422
00:17:31,556 --> 00:17:34,607
[yawns] You big pussy.
423
00:17:36,394 --> 00:17:38,895
Can you turn the light back on, please?
424
00:17:38,947 --> 00:17:40,697
[groans]
425
00:17:40,732 --> 00:17:42,982
I'm tired.
426
00:17:43,034 --> 00:17:44,984
Don't act like you haven't
thought this through.
427
00:17:45,036 --> 00:17:46,703
I want to do right by Cam, I do.
428
00:17:46,738 --> 00:17:48,905
But I also want to build my business.
429
00:17:48,907 --> 00:17:52,375
If I sign Jupiter, I'm not
always gonna be there for Cam.
430
00:17:52,410 --> 00:17:54,577
He's my cousin, Missy. He's
the reason I have a life.
431
00:17:54,579 --> 00:17:56,879
- The reason I have you.
- That's not true.
432
00:17:56,915 --> 00:17:58,881
Well, you say that, but it's not a theory
433
00:17:58,917 --> 00:18:01,084
I'd like to go back in a
time machine to test out.
434
00:18:01,136 --> 00:18:04,587
[sighs]
435
00:18:04,639 --> 00:18:06,589
[sighs] I'm gonna take a shower.
436
00:18:07,976 --> 00:18:09,592
Reggie.
437
00:18:09,644 --> 00:18:12,395
I could start a management
company with Cam.
438
00:18:12,430 --> 00:18:14,597
We'd be partners, but he wouldn't
actually do anything, right?
439
00:18:14,649 --> 00:18:17,517
The business, me, would
essentially manage Cam,
440
00:18:17,569 --> 00:18:19,852
Jupiter, and whoever else we
happen to sign down the road.
441
00:18:19,904 --> 00:18:21,988
Cam likes money, which
he would have more of
442
00:18:22,023 --> 00:18:23,606
because he'd get half his commission back
443
00:18:23,658 --> 00:18:25,325
and half of everyone else's that we sign.
444
00:18:26,778 --> 00:18:28,411
You ready to take a shower now?
445
00:18:28,446 --> 00:18:29,946
You coming with me?
446
00:18:29,948 --> 00:18:32,081
I'm so tired.
447
00:18:32,117 --> 00:18:33,783
I'll hold you up.
448
00:18:33,785 --> 00:18:35,501
Oh.
449
00:18:38,173 --> 00:18:40,089
- You gonna take the bonnet off?
- Why?
450
00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:42,375
'Cause it looks like black
Jiffy Pop on your head.
451
00:18:42,427 --> 00:18:43,793
I'm gonna pop you in the dick.
452
00:18:43,795 --> 00:18:44,794
That's all I'm looking for.
453
00:18:44,846 --> 00:18:47,513
♪
454
00:18:49,184 --> 00:18:52,135
REGGIE: What up, fellas? Ha!
455
00:18:52,187 --> 00:18:54,103
[laughs] Got him.
456
00:18:54,139 --> 00:18:56,356
Man! Damn!
457
00:18:56,391 --> 00:18:59,142
This is the weed of champions, trust me.
458
00:19:00,528 --> 00:19:02,311
You know what? No weed for Jupiter.
459
00:19:02,364 --> 00:19:04,147
He's got a piss test
for his upcoming pro day.
460
00:19:04,199 --> 00:19:06,149
Cam, I need to talk to you. Business.
461
00:19:06,151 --> 00:19:08,067
You want to talk? Grab
that paddle. I'm on a roll.
462
00:19:08,119 --> 00:19:10,069
Jupiter, you know how
many refrigerators we got?
463
00:19:10,121 --> 00:19:12,121
- What, about three?
- Exactly.
464
00:19:12,157 --> 00:19:13,990
And if you knew what was in them,
465
00:19:14,042 --> 00:19:16,826
it'd blow your mind. Come follow me.
466
00:19:16,828 --> 00:19:18,244
[laughs]
467
00:19:18,296 --> 00:19:21,330
Follow him. [Laughs]
468
00:19:21,332 --> 00:19:23,800
Let me see the ball.
469
00:19:23,835 --> 00:19:26,302
So, uh, did Jupiter have
anything to say about last night?
470
00:19:26,337 --> 00:19:29,088
He said the afterhours was dope.
471
00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:32,475
I was thinking you and me should
start a management company.
472
00:19:32,510 --> 00:19:34,477
Rep athletes the same way I rep you.
473
00:19:34,512 --> 00:19:36,145
I mean, you and me, we the example
474
00:19:36,181 --> 00:19:37,680
that guys like you and me want to emulate.
475
00:19:37,682 --> 00:19:39,649
So we'll start a business.
476
00:19:39,684 --> 00:19:42,268
So how many additional
dudes would we be signing?
477
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,771
Uh, you know, whatever number
you're comfortable with minus one.
478
00:19:44,823 --> 00:19:47,940
For cushion. I'm already
working Ira, Coke, Bao.
479
00:19:47,992 --> 00:19:49,659
This'll just be another
thing that I'm working.
480
00:19:49,694 --> 00:19:50,860
Shit.
481
00:19:52,163 --> 00:19:54,030
You know, a lot of balls in
the air makes it a lot easier
482
00:19:54,082 --> 00:19:57,700
to take our eye off the ball
we're in control of... us.
483
00:19:57,752 --> 00:20:00,703
Jay Z's repping baseball players, okay?
484
00:20:00,705 --> 00:20:03,506
The money's out there to be taken, you
just got to say yes to taking our part.
485
00:20:03,541 --> 00:20:05,591
So what I got to do for all this money?
486
00:20:05,627 --> 00:20:07,710
You go to the mailbox, open, smile, repeat.
487
00:20:07,712 --> 00:20:09,262
Direct deposit's a lot easier.
488
00:20:09,297 --> 00:20:11,130
- So you saying yes?
- Sure, I guess.
489
00:20:11,182 --> 00:20:13,216
Ooh, yes! [Laughs]
490
00:20:13,268 --> 00:20:15,218
And thank you.
491
00:20:15,270 --> 00:20:17,520
- Now here's the really good news.
- Yeah?
492
00:20:17,555 --> 00:20:19,555
Jupiter wants to be our first client.
493
00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:24,060
He didn't say shit to me.
494
00:20:24,062 --> 00:20:26,145
He sprung it on me last night.
495
00:20:26,197 --> 00:20:28,698
You know? That's opportunity.
And when that comes along,
496
00:20:28,733 --> 00:20:31,234
you can either kick it away or scoop it up.
497
00:20:31,286 --> 00:20:33,152
I mean, he's primed to go top ten.
498
00:20:33,204 --> 00:20:35,204
That's a real money contract.
Even if he flames out,
499
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:36,656
we will have announced our presence.
500
00:20:36,708 --> 00:20:38,825
We'll be viable.
501
00:20:38,877 --> 00:20:41,410
Serve the ball.
502
00:20:43,381 --> 00:20:45,715
So we gonna do it? 'Cause
I got to tell Jupiter.
503
00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:47,667
And then tomorrow, me and
him, we got to fire DeShauwn.
504
00:20:47,719 --> 00:20:50,503
Isn't DeShauwn like
the you to Jupiter's me?
505
00:20:50,555 --> 00:20:53,089
No, Jupiter ain't you, DeShauwn ain't me.
506
00:20:53,091 --> 00:20:54,757
Which is why Jupiter want to be with us.
507
00:20:56,427 --> 00:20:58,427
Serve.
508
00:20:58,429 --> 00:21:00,263
Ooh!
509
00:21:00,315 --> 00:21:02,598
I believe the phrase is "got him."
510
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,568
[laughs] Nice point, man.
511
00:21:05,603 --> 00:21:08,070
Look, let's finish this later,
man. I'm 'bout to hit the bike.
512
00:21:08,106 --> 00:21:10,072
- All right?
- Yup.
513
00:21:10,108 --> 00:21:13,442
♪
514
00:21:13,444 --> 00:21:15,444
♪ I'm living it up ♪
515
00:21:15,446 --> 00:21:17,497
♪ Yeah, all the way up ♪
516
00:21:17,532 --> 00:21:20,366
♪ Now raise up your drinks, girls ♪
517
00:21:20,418 --> 00:21:22,251
♪ Don't tell me to calm down... ♪
518
00:21:22,287 --> 00:21:24,287
[whickers]
519
00:21:32,597 --> 00:21:34,547
So have you picked a name?
520
00:21:34,599 --> 00:21:37,133
If it's a boy, Canoe.
521
00:21:37,135 --> 00:21:39,468
If it's a girl, Sparkle.
522
00:21:39,521 --> 00:21:41,971
And if it's both, Larry after my aunt.
523
00:21:43,474 --> 00:21:45,691
Brittany, has anyone talked to you
524
00:21:45,727 --> 00:21:48,060
about the work that's
involved with being a mother?
525
00:21:48,112 --> 00:21:50,363
No, but I'm about to find out.
526
00:21:50,398 --> 00:21:52,448
Well, you do have options.
527
00:21:52,483 --> 00:21:54,984
What are you doing?
528
00:21:54,986 --> 00:21:58,321
I am just telling Brittany here that
she has her whole life ahead of her.
529
00:21:58,383 --> 00:22:00,466
Brittany, ask her how many babies she has.
530
00:22:00,518 --> 00:22:02,852
How many babies...
531
00:22:02,887 --> 00:22:04,720
Then ask her if she knows shit
about what she's talking about
532
00:22:04,722 --> 00:22:07,556
or if she's just doing what
she does best... judging.
533
00:22:07,558 --> 00:22:09,558
Do you know shit about
what you're talking ab...
534
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:12,228
She needs to hear from somebody
besides you, Mary Charles.
535
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,697
Unless you think climbing
out of poverty is easier
536
00:22:14,732 --> 00:22:17,617
when you're holding a baby.
537
00:22:17,652 --> 00:22:19,285
Hey, Brittany, why don't you go over there
538
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,237
and check out the lady on stilts?
539
00:22:21,239 --> 00:22:23,539
- I think she's doing some tricks.
- Yeah, okay.
540
00:22:27,245 --> 00:22:29,211
You think I should have
been aborted, don't you?
541
00:22:29,247 --> 00:22:31,080
How do you get that? I'm
not saying that at all.
542
00:22:31,082 --> 00:22:33,666
- Or adopted.
- She is she, you are you.
543
00:22:33,718 --> 00:22:36,419
And I am who I am because
I am in this family
544
00:22:36,421 --> 00:22:39,088
with my ma, my real ma
who didn't give me away
545
00:22:39,090 --> 00:22:41,674
or vacuumed me out and had me
shipped off to an abortion furnace.
546
00:22:41,726 --> 00:22:44,176
I'm gonna tell you something
that you don't hear nearly enough.
547
00:22:44,228 --> 00:22:45,761
It's not about you.
548
00:22:45,813 --> 00:22:48,931
Her story is my ma's
story. That baby is me.
549
00:22:48,933 --> 00:22:50,850
- She is a 12-year-old child, Mary Charles...
- I understand that...
550
00:22:50,902 --> 00:22:53,903
... that was never given any other options.
551
00:22:53,938 --> 00:22:56,689
Oh, gosh.
552
00:22:56,741 --> 00:22:58,941
Brittany.
553
00:23:01,362 --> 00:23:03,863
Brittany, this is not
safe. Then why is it here?
554
00:23:03,915 --> 00:23:05,948
It's not safe for pregnant women.
555
00:23:05,950 --> 00:23:07,700
I'm a kid. I don't see a sign
556
00:23:07,752 --> 00:23:09,752
that says pregnant kids can't jump in here.
557
00:23:09,787 --> 00:23:11,954
That is because we did not need
a sign like that before today.
558
00:23:11,956 --> 00:23:13,789
Well, whatever happens was meant to happen
559
00:23:13,791 --> 00:23:15,458
because the baby is already on its way.
560
00:23:15,510 --> 00:23:17,093
Okay, your water has to break first.
561
00:23:17,128 --> 00:23:19,295
Again? That was this morning.
562
00:23:19,297 --> 00:23:20,846
What? Why didn't you tell me?
563
00:23:20,882 --> 00:23:22,515
I didn't want you to cancel the party.
564
00:23:22,550 --> 00:23:25,217
Okay, come on... good, okay.
Come... come on out of there.
565
00:23:25,269 --> 00:23:27,770
- Let's go.
- Fine, fine.
566
00:23:30,308 --> 00:23:31,857
Come on, sweetie.
567
00:23:31,893 --> 00:23:33,943
♪ That's right, a-boom a-chick a-rock ♪
568
00:23:33,978 --> 00:23:37,113
♪ A-chick a-rock a-chick
a-boom, that's right ♪
569
00:23:37,148 --> 00:23:39,448
Matthew, Keith, why don't
you two go out and play?
570
00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:45,321
Ling-Tsu, congratulations.
571
00:23:45,373 --> 00:23:47,323
[sighs]
572
00:23:47,325 --> 00:23:48,741
♪
573
00:24:07,845 --> 00:24:10,596
Oh, is this some type of
playdate? This don't look good.
574
00:24:10,648 --> 00:24:13,149
All in how you choose to view it.
575
00:24:13,184 --> 00:24:15,651
Now, some people'd look at this and
say that you're about to get fired.
576
00:24:15,686 --> 00:24:18,821
While others would say you're about
to get 4% of Jupiter's first contract
577
00:24:18,856 --> 00:24:21,023
and 2% of his second for
doing absolutely nothing
578
00:24:21,025 --> 00:24:24,276
from this day forward all in
consideration of services rendered.
579
00:24:24,328 --> 00:24:26,195
And who the fuck do you think you are?
580
00:24:26,197 --> 00:24:28,114
Now, some people would be angered by this.
581
00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:30,416
Others would say it is a generous offer
582
00:24:30,451 --> 00:24:32,585
because they'd understand
the obvious alternative.
583
00:24:32,620 --> 00:24:34,787
And some people would
say that you're risking
584
00:24:34,839 --> 00:24:37,623
getting a screwdriver shoved
between your fifth and sixth rib.
585
00:24:37,675 --> 00:24:40,543
And some people would make
amusing and empty threats.
586
00:24:40,545 --> 00:24:43,045
Well, how about I use a
hammer to drive my point home?
587
00:24:44,715 --> 00:24:46,849
Come here.
588
00:24:49,187 --> 00:24:51,137
What's wrong with you, man?
589
00:24:51,189 --> 00:24:53,556
Look, do you really think you
can step inside my Guccis, huh?
590
00:24:53,558 --> 00:24:55,558
I've known this boy
since before he had pubes.
591
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,977
Look, I bought him his first piece of ass.
592
00:24:58,029 --> 00:24:59,228
And that ass was my sister's.
593
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,729
Man, I paid you back for that.
594
00:25:00,782 --> 00:25:02,314
- Jupiter, shut up!
- Hey, hey, hey, fellas.
595
00:25:02,366 --> 00:25:04,733
This can be good for everybody, okay?
596
00:25:04,735 --> 00:25:06,652
Jupiter can relax and thrive.
597
00:25:06,704 --> 00:25:08,621
You can thrive and relax.
598
00:25:08,656 --> 00:25:12,041
See, you think you above everybody.
599
00:25:12,076 --> 00:25:15,327
Profiteering off a betrayal of love.
600
00:25:15,379 --> 00:25:20,049
See, the truth is, you
puppeteer Cam like a child.
601
00:25:20,084 --> 00:25:23,052
You got your hand all up his
ass and he kind of like it.
602
00:25:23,087 --> 00:25:25,221
Shit, you like it, too.
603
00:25:28,176 --> 00:25:30,476
Offer's on the table
for another 60 seconds.
604
00:25:30,511 --> 00:25:32,061
Don't tick-tock me, motherfucker.
605
00:25:32,096 --> 00:25:34,263
Look, I will embarrass you
right here and right now.
606
00:25:34,265 --> 00:25:36,849
6% first contract, 5% second.
607
00:25:36,901 --> 00:25:39,902
Four and two. And the first sideways tweet,
608
00:25:39,937 --> 00:25:42,188
leaked photo or sour grapes
we hear through the grapevine,
609
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,356
zero and zero.
610
00:25:44,408 --> 00:25:46,692
[sighs]
611
00:25:46,744 --> 00:25:50,112
You know what? DeShauwn
know how this works.
612
00:25:50,114 --> 00:25:53,616
See, one day you're gonna
step into an office, Reggie,
613
00:25:53,618 --> 00:25:56,202
and Cam is gonna be with a new Reggie.
614
00:25:56,254 --> 00:25:59,121
And the new Reggie's gonna do what
Reggie's doing to DeShauwn right now.
615
00:25:59,123 --> 00:26:02,007
Well, when that day comes, Reggie
will remind Reggie you said that.
616
00:26:02,043 --> 00:26:04,510
Draw up the paperwork.
617
00:26:04,545 --> 00:26:07,763
Gentlemen, go fuck yourselves.
618
00:26:10,718 --> 00:26:12,935
- [exhales]
- You did the right thing.
619
00:26:12,970 --> 00:26:14,887
Doing the right thing ain't always easy.
620
00:26:14,939 --> 00:26:16,639
- Thank you.
- I paid him back for his sister.
621
00:26:16,641 --> 00:26:18,107
I did.
622
00:26:18,142 --> 00:26:19,725
She was fine when she was 14.
623
00:26:19,777 --> 00:26:21,560
22, mmm, not so good.
624
00:26:21,612 --> 00:26:24,613
♪
625
00:26:27,318 --> 00:26:30,536
37 points, six rebounds, nine assists.
626
00:26:30,571 --> 00:26:33,289
On fire and back in the
saddle. What do you have to say?
627
00:26:33,324 --> 00:26:35,824
- Going home to watch SportsCenter.
- [Laughs]
628
00:26:35,826 --> 00:26:37,960
Do you feel like the fans
were behind you tonight?
629
00:26:37,995 --> 00:26:39,879
Atlanta's a great town. Great fans.
630
00:26:39,914 --> 00:26:41,964
I plan on being here for a long time.
631
00:26:41,999 --> 00:26:44,083
You know, my family, my great new friends,
632
00:26:44,135 --> 00:26:46,135
sharing our ups and downs.
633
00:26:46,170 --> 00:26:49,672
Nights like this we dream about.
634
00:26:49,674 --> 00:26:52,675
♪
635
00:26:57,481 --> 00:26:58,847
[phone chimes]
636
00:27:01,008 --> 00:27:04,850
_
637
00:27:18,851 --> 00:27:22,000
- synced and corrected by chamallow -
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638
00:27:22,122 --> 00:27:24,506
♪ Had hit records on my demo ♪
639
00:27:24,542 --> 00:27:27,343
♪ Did y'all boys not get the memo? ♪
640
00:27:27,378 --> 00:27:31,213
♪ I do not stay at
the Intercontinental ♪
641
00:27:31,249 --> 00:27:33,349
♪ And anything I got is not a rental ♪
642
00:27:33,384 --> 00:27:34,817
♪ I own that motherfucker ♪
643
00:27:34,852 --> 00:27:37,820
♪ Figured out this shit is simple ♪
644
00:27:37,855 --> 00:27:40,856
♪ My stock been goin'
up like a crescendo ♪
645
00:27:40,891 --> 00:27:43,726
♪ This a "fuck-them-boys,
forever-hold-a-grudge" song ♪
646
00:27:43,761 --> 00:27:46,929
♪ "Pop-some-fuckin'-champagne-
in-the-tub" song ♪
647
00:27:46,964 --> 00:27:48,530
♪ Nigga, "just-because" song, damn ♪
648
00:27:48,566 --> 00:27:51,533
♪ What's the move? Can
I tell the truth? ♪
649
00:27:51,569 --> 00:27:54,637
♪ If I was doin' this for you then
I'd have nothin' left to prove ♪
650
00:27:54,672 --> 00:27:57,006
♪ Nah, this for me, though ♪
651
00:27:57,041 --> 00:28:01,043
♪ I'm just tryin'a stay alive
and take care of my people ♪
652
00:28:01,078 --> 00:28:03,646
♪ And they don't have
no award for that ♪
653
00:28:03,681 --> 00:28:07,583
♪ Trophies, trophies ♪
654
00:28:07,618 --> 00:28:10,352
♪ And they don't have no award for that
655
00:28:10,388 --> 00:28:13,422
♪ Shit don't come with trophies,
ain't no envelopes to open ♪
656
00:28:13,457 --> 00:28:15,157
♪ I just do it 'cause
I'm supposed to, nigga ♪