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Jimmy Flaherty:
You're gonna meet my money manager.
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- Why you call him a money manager?
- Because he's offended by greedy Jew.
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And rightly so.
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I represent Cam Calloway,
and he may be a pro basketball player,
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but we want him to be more
than just a basketball player.
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We want his money to get off.
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There's four people who forced me
to believe that I and they were
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worthy of a big time dream,
like a good thing.
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Those four people that
believed in me are my family.
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My cousin, yo,
you my best friend, man.
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All I got is because of you.
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You got beat up by your sister,
and then you lied about it.
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Jeez, Gerry, I would've lied, too.
She can fucking punch.
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Can you drop me off at work?
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I gotta do highway trash pickup
for my community service.
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That's mobile jail.
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- You need a ride to jail?
- Yes.
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Attorney: I'd insist on therapy
and community service for Mary Charles
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since she's ineligible
for a diversion program.
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(music playing)
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♪ Here we go again ♪
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♪ Here we go again ♪
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Ripped By mstoll
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♪ Here we go again ♪
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- You're late.
- So sorry, horrible traffic.
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I'll just make it up on the back end.
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If you want credit for your
community service sentence, be on time.
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Sister Irmalita's Children's Home
has rules for adults
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who partake in
the Big Siblings Saint Program.
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First rule...
care about being here.
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This is my number one priority.
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Second rule... If you're gonna lie
to my face, at least sell it.
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- I really do care.
- Because a judge told you to.
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I'd prefer to find volunteers
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who are compelled by kindness,
not fear of jail time.
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I planned a ton of activities
for me and my new little sibling.
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Yes, people like you've been
coming here for years
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inspired by the notion that they're
going to make someone's life better.
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But then they bail and retreat
to trash detail on a highway off-ramp.
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- Know why?
- Because they love Mother Earth?
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Off-ramps don't talk back.
Off-ramps don't have feelings.
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Off-ramps weren't inappropriately
touched by their drug-addled parents.
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These kids don't need stuff to do,
they need kindness and attention.
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Brittany, can you come in here?
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Nice to meet you, Brittany.
I am Mary Charles, your new big sibling.
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- Hi.
- (softly) Hi.
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Congratulations.
You are glowing.
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Thanks.
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(music playing)
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- Oh.
- Oh, it's okay, no problem.
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- Hey, uh, Reggie Vaughn?
- Hey. Yes.
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Allow me to introduce myself,
DeShauwn May.
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How you doing, DeShauwn?
Nice to meet you.
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I manage athletes just like you.
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I've been watching
your moves real close.
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- And you killing it, bro.
- Thank you. Thank you very much.
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Listen, you haven't seen
a rich, balding guy?
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Kinda looks like a black Grinch?
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See, the only man that DeShauwn sees
is his client, Jupiter Blackmon,
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and that's with an O, not an A.
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Though, I told Under Armour last week,
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if they help me with this marketing
thing, he could be "Black-man" all day.
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- You know what I'm saying?
- Run with that.
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Look, Jupiter is gonna be a top-20 pick
in the National Football League.
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And the way you and Cam conduct
y'all business, y'all our inspiration.
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We ghetto-born, too.
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And what Cam said about you
at the press conference...
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I cried.
Thug tears, though.
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Not that weepy stuff,
you know what I'm saying?
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- I hear you. I hear you.
- You know what I'm saying.
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Nice to meet you, man,
but excuse me, all right?
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Wait... whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, real talk for a second.
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Hey, you thriving, so if you got
any dabs of wisdom
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- to throw my way, let me know.
- Buy the Vanguard, wear condoms.
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Oh, damn, that's two things
I never thought about.
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- What? You a goddamn genius, boy.
- Tell me you found him.
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- Mall Mogul has left the building.
- You said 100%, Missy.
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- You swore to me, I swore to Cam.
- His wife says he got the bubble guts.
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Not my fault if the man mixed
crab legs and chili dogs.
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- (sighs)
- I love crabs.
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'Cause you got to work
to get in them guts.
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Just like a classy lady.
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- Miss Vaughn, DeShauwn.
- Oh.
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- Excuse us.
- (whispers) Who is he?
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- (whispers) I'll tell you later.
- (Cam laughing) Come here.
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- Yo, Reg. This here's Jupiter.
- Hi, it's a honor.
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Cam says you like the biggest shit...
in a good way.
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- Yo, we all hitting Onyx posthaste.
- Oh, yeah, it's been a long day.
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I need some titties in my face,
you know what I'm saying?
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- I'm with my wife.
- She can go.
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Look, the strip club is
an equal opportunity establishment.
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- Wasn't really my point.
- You know what? You go ahead.
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- I'll go home. I'll Uber.
- DeShauwn: Boom, she know.
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The titty bar is the golf course
for the modern-day businessman.
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- Baby, you don't want to Uber home.
- I do.
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- I very much want to Uber.
- Well, and, Cam, you're probably tired.
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You want to go home,
get some rest, right?
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Hell, no, man.
You done woke up the beast.
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Look, we already out anyways, man.
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And Jupiter's hilarious.
Yo, Jupe, do Shaq.
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Ahem. Hi, I'm Shaq.
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- (Cam laughs)
- It's uncanny.
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- "Kazaam"!
- (laughing)
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- Cam: "Kazaam"!
- You been practicing on that, right?
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Jupiter: Yeah, you taught me that.
That was you. That was you.
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Cam: Who else do you do?
You got Charles, too?
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(music playing)
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- So who do you think's the daddy?
- One of three boys, I think.
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Though, it could be God's, Diane says.
That's happened before.
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- A long time ago in Bethlehem.
- Right.
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I think one of the three boys
is a good guess.
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They all live here in the home.
They're nice.
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I wasn't taken advantage of
or anything.
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One's my age, 12 and a half.
Other two are 12.
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- Are you all supervised?
- Not always.
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It's not bad or nothing.
I like the feeling.
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People say I won't like the feeling of
the baby coming out, but that's okay.
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I can do hard things.
I believe in myself, you know?
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I do.
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Some people want me to give it away,
but I kind of want to keep it.
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Not sure.
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- I think that's smart.
- You're the first one to say that.
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- You like crullers?
- What's that?
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- They're double-long donuts.
- Sure.
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Well, let's feast. You go find your
three buddies, I got a whole dozen.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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They'll love that.
(grunts)
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Hey, Jamari, Lucas.
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My new big black sister
brought us a fuck-load of donuts.
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♪ Let's fuck up some commas, yeah,
let's fuck up some commas, yeah ♪
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♪ Let's fuck up some commas,
yeah, let's fuck up some commas, yeah ♪
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♪ 40 thou to a 100 thou,
100 thou, another 100 thou ♪
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♪ 300 thou, 500 thou, a million,
let's have a money shower ♪
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♪ Let's fuck up some commas, yeah,
let's fuck up some commas, yeah ♪
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♪ Let's fuck up some commas,
yeah, let's fuck up some commas, yeah ♪
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♪ 40 thou to a 100 thou,
100 thou, another 100 thou ♪
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♪ 300 thou, 500 thou... ♪
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DeShauwn:
Whoo! Uh-huh.
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I can't wait to go pro
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until we make some real money,
you know what I'm saying?
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You can't believe the piddly deals
they've been throwing at Jupiter.
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$100 for a barbershop appearance?
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What I'ma do with $100?
(scoffs)
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- Nothing now.
- (sighs)
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Look, see, they all think
they can take advantage
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'cause our moves got to be on
the down-low until after the bowl game.
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NCAA...
no cash for African-Americans.
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(laughs)
You know what I'm saying?
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Hey, in five months,
he'll be a multimillionaire.
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Whoo, and DeShauwn will be
rolling in 10% of that multi.
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Hey, get a lawyer for the long-form.
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DeShauwn ain't giving up no 5%
for no boilerplate bullshit.
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It's my job to save Jupiter money,
not spend it.
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Mm, that's real.
Compliments.
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Hey, I'm curious.
How did you and Jupiter hook up?
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Started as his mama drug dealer.
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See, J needed his own
illicit therapeutics.
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Football's about pain management,
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which makes DeShauwn indispensable
as his dispenser,
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- you know what I'm saying?
- Yeah, I know what you're saying.
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Pretty sure you shouldn't be
saying it to a total stranger.
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Please, our spirits
are kindred as fuck.
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- Do you know what "kindred" is?
- Yes.
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Okay, then. All right, see, yeah,
I got some extra spending money
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'cause of my drug dealing business,
but I'm trying to get out that.
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Trying to go legit
like you, baby, yeah.
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Hey, quitting selling drugs
is a smart move, DeShauwn.
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We shall see.
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Look... you mind if I get
heavy with you for a second?
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When Cam hit and all the big agency
vultures started circling,
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- how'd you keep your boy?
- I did my job.
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- That's it?
- That's it.
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I feel like I should be
paying you or something
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for dropping all these gems, man.
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- You want some cocaine?
- You're too kind,
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- but I'm good, thank you.
- Okay.
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See, you spin the stacks
off the fingertips
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for maximum precipitation.
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Oh, yeah.
Uh-huh.
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Oh, the boys? They in the champagne
room getting their dicks sucked,
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- if you know what I'm saying.
- Yeah, I know what you're saying
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because you just said it,
and it better not be true.
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Look, DeShauwn, every phone in here
is one click away from "TMZ."
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What?
Ain't nobody worried about no trolls.
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I'm worried about it,
and you should be, too.
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Look, man, do what you will
with the Black-Man,
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but as my colleague,
don't put my client in harm's way.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, watch it
with the flaming arrows, Cochise.
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Look, I'm simply driving
the wagon train through the prairie.
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Look, it'll be fine, all right?
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Ain't no snitching types
up in this piece.
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- Look, I get head here weekly.
- There's a line, DeShauwn.
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And while I'm happy to respect
what's on yours,
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you will respect what's on my side.
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- It won't happen again.
- Thank you.
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- Man, we have got to do this again.
- See? (laughing)
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- Reg.
- Where's Jupiter?
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Beats me, man.
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- It was pitch-black in there.
- Oh, no, he'll be through.
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See, my Jupiter like to get
his ass ate after brain.
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And they get the dingleberries
and everything.
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- What's a dingleberry?
- It's when hair, shit, and toilet paper
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roll up in a little berry
and dangles out the crack of your ass,
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- that's a dingleberry.
- You ever had one?
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- Yeah. (laughing)
- Treat yourself. Yes!
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Yes! Live, brother, live.
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Whoo!
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♪ Let's fuck up some comma, yeah,
let's fuck up some commas, yeah ♪
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I like being a big sibling.
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I'm gonna be right by her side
walking her through having her baby.
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Well, good for you,
Mary Charles.
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You're making lemons out of lemonade
and helping others in the process.
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You mean making
lemonade out of lemons.
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God damn it, you know what I meant.
You're making good shit out of bad shit.
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I agree that what you're doing
is admirable.
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But how could this Diane woman,
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who's charged with the welfare
of these orphan children,
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let this happen under her supervision?
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- She probably ran out of condoms.
- She's doing the best she can.
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The best she can
got a 12-year-old pregnant.
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The least she could have done
was taken her to a clinic.
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Or pushed her down the stairs.
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With the girl's consent, of course.
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Brittany has a right to have her baby.
225
00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:12,261
She also has a right
to not have the baby.
226
00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:14,135
True...
abortion is a child's right
227
00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:15,868
to choose whether or not
she wants to have a child.
228
00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:19,776
- You had me when you were a kid.
- 15, okay? That's ghetto mid-20s.
229
00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:23,612
She's 12. 12 doesn't even end in "teen."
She's still a child.
230
00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:26,948
I don't know, that's kind of tricky.
I mean, if she's able to have a child,
231
00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:29,113
you know, maybe that's
evolution's way of saying,
232
00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:31,055
"Speed shit up.
The world's about to end.
233
00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:33,581
Can't be waiting
till you're 15 anymore."
234
00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:35,093
Who's handling the adoption?
235
00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:37,152
Oh, the poor baby will probably
go to an orphanage,
236
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:38,959
and that's if they have
a bed available.
237
00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:41,193
Adoption or abortion
are not her only two options.
238
00:11:41,233 --> 00:11:43,633
It should have been part of the debate
once conception occurred.
239
00:11:43,669 --> 00:11:45,864
It's a child, not a debate.
240
00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:47,236
I guess if it were left
up to you two,
241
00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:49,434
I'd be in pieces in
a medical waste bin somewhere
242
00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:51,705
or adopted by white people
who think Jesus loves all.
243
00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:55,305
Jesus does love all. He just doesn't
show it for sure until you're dead.
244
00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:58,976
Only then do you know
and really appreciate it.
245
00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:00,918
Damn, I got to jot that shit down.
246
00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:03,444
You know, me and Julius
are thinking about doing a podcast.
247
00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:07,653
It's called "Things We Think
You Should Think, Too."
248
00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:13,094
Brittany's a special kid, and I agree
that she should keep her baby.
249
00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:15,464
And she should be treated
just like any other mother-to-be.
250
00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:17,969
As her big sibling,
I'm going to throw her a baby shower.
251
00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:19,493
Where? Chuck E. Cheese?
252
00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:21,563
Mm, I already checked them out.
253
00:12:21,607 --> 00:12:23,336
They are booked solid
for the next several weekends.
254
00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:26,344
I'm gonna ask Cam if I can have it here.
Put his money to good use.
255
00:12:26,378 --> 00:12:28,175
(music playing)
256
00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:31,513
Hey, man, you're kind of small
for a basketball player, ain't you?
257
00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:34,314
You ain't got to be tall,
you just got to be good.
258
00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:37,186
- You'll find out on draft day.
- Oh, I'm getting drafted.
259
00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:39,418
- Getting drafted ain't making it.
- Okay.
260
00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:41,688
Look, hey, I propose
a sojourn at the afterhours.
261
00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:43,661
- Cam's got practice.
- At noon.
262
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,823
- Man, it's 1:00 a.m.
- The president runs the country
263
00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:49,028
on five hours of sleep, I can run that
practice offense on half of that, man.
264
00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:51,628
- Where y'all thinking?
- A little no-name spot up the road.
265
00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:53,695
Me and Cam don't go to no-name spots.
266
00:12:53,739 --> 00:12:56,572
Look, embracing the unknown
is what makes life worth living.
267
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,372
- Thank you.
- And plus there's titties.
268
00:12:58,410 --> 00:12:59,877
- Oh, yeah.
- And embracing them is good, too.
269
00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:03,814
Come on, man. Back when we had shit,
we never went to places with names.
270
00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:06,147
Well, now we got shit,
and we keep that shit
271
00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:08,085
by not going to shitholes
that ain't got no names.
272
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,020
- Jupiter's going.
- Look, I'm not Jupiter's manager,
273
00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:12,285
so I can't advise him
against doing stupid-ass shit.
274
00:13:12,324 --> 00:13:15,487
Come on, Reg. It'll be fun, man.
And you know how I feel about titties.
275
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,496
Cam, you just had
four hours of titties.
276
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,054
How many more hours
of titties you need?
277
00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:20,895
Four more afterhours of titties.
278
00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:24,266
(laughs) Look, I have
supplied you with my advice.
279
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,362
You don't need
my permission to flout it.
280
00:13:26,405 --> 00:13:28,930
(Cam sighs)
281
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:32,273
Fellas, great night, man.
We gonna call it.
282
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,575
- Aw, come on, man.
- And then there was two.
283
00:13:34,613 --> 00:13:36,410
Jupiter: Look, C-dog, we gonna
have to do this again next weekend.
284
00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:39,076
But we got to go twice as big, baby.
Let me give you my number.
285
00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:43,555
Shit, stripper bounced
so hard on my jock, man,
286
00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:45,022
she damn near
cracked my phone in half.
287
00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:46,854
Them bitches is toned.
288
00:13:46,892 --> 00:13:48,985
Here, I'm gonna give you
Reggie's number till I get mine fixed.
289
00:13:49,028 --> 00:13:52,122
- Thanks a lot.
- Well, look, hey, namaste, bitches.
290
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,530
- I'm out... to the car.
- A'ight. Jupiter.
291
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:55,659
- Here.
- All right, man.
292
00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:57,430
Hey, I'ma see you next weekend,
baby, be good.
293
00:13:57,469 --> 00:13:58,936
You, too, man.
294
00:13:58,971 --> 00:14:01,303
(music playing)
295
00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:07,579
You really think
you're getting in this bed
296
00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:09,376
without washing off
that stripper stink?
297
00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:11,440
Oh, come on, don't throw stones.
298
00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:14,475
Diamond and Candy are just
saving up money for business school.
299
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,580
Yeah, well,
come back and spoon me
300
00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:20,990
when your spoon doesn't smell like
shattered dreams and daddy issues.
301
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:23,051
- Okay.
- (groans)
302
00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:26,121
(cell phone vibrating)
303
00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:33,298
- This is Reggie.
- Reg, it's Jupiter, man. I need help.
304
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,000
- Where you at, Jupiter?
- I'm not sure.
305
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,474
It's like... like trees and leaves
and twigs and dirt.
306
00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:40,672
- Like no roads.
- You're in the woods.
307
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,773
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Jupiter, you high?
308
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:47,013
- As they come.
- That sounds like a DeShauwn problem.
309
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,644
Man, of course
it's a DeShauwn problem, man!
310
00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:50,416
DeShauwn's the reason
shit went sideways at the afterhours
311
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:52,014
and I'm running through
the damn woods.
312
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:56,517
(groans) Okay, drop a pin,
text it to me, and I'll pick you up.
313
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,587
(music playing)
314
00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:02,796
(sighs)
I will be back.
315
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:15,145
Jupiter, what kind of shit
you getting on my wife's leather?
316
00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:18,047
Ah, that's shit shit, I think.
317
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,880
It ain't mine, though,
in case you was worried.
318
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:23,047
Why would someone else's shit
worry me less than if it was yours?
319
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,454
See, this is why I don't go places
ain't got no name,
320
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,959
so mysterious shit
don't soil my wife's leather.
321
00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:30,962
- It's mostly on the towel.
- What the fuck happened back there?
322
00:15:30,996 --> 00:15:34,329
It was DeShauwn.
He went all DeShauwn.
323
00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:37,130
DeShauwn went all DeShauwn.
So that's DeShauwn's shit?
324
00:15:37,169 --> 00:15:40,138
- It's hazy in my memory.
- Yeah, you know what?
325
00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:41,969
That's probably for the best.
Look, DeShauwn's your boy.
326
00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:43,668
I got nothing but respect for that.
327
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:46,234
So I'm gonna drop you off, I'm gonna
go on with the rest of my life.
328
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:48,906
The first step of which
will most surely be in the direction
329
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:53,044
of a 24-hour car detailer.
(sighs)
330
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:58,880
You know, keep the towel.
It's my gift.
331
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:10,595
- I want you to be my manager.
- You got a manager.
332
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,160
I got a problem and you know it.
333
00:16:12,204 --> 00:16:14,104
You'd never let Cam
go to a place like that.
334
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:18,769
Please. I can't get rid of
DeShauwn on my own.
335
00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:23,510
All right, listen,
I'm... I'm...
336
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:26,177
Yo.
337
00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:28,516
- They told me you Ubered.
- No, bro, I looked around
338
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:32,490
- and you was gone.
- That's fucked up, man.
339
00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:35,015
Hey, yo, hey, real talk?
Thank you, Reggie.
340
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:38,894
Yeah, happy to help.
Stay safe.
341
00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:47,971
- Why didn't you call me?
- Man, I did call. You didn't pick up.
342
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,441
I was getting laid.
How come you didn't call me back?
343
00:16:55,714 --> 00:16:59,980
- You actually smell like butt now.
- (sighs) Sorry.
344
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,987
Jupiter Blackmon wants me
to be his manager.
345
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:09,620
Top-ten pick in the NFL draft
and he wants me.
346
00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:14,959
DeShauwn's getting fired?
347
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,434
DeShauwned himself
right out of a job.
348
00:17:17,469 --> 00:17:22,532
- Do you want to manage Jupiter?
- Kid needs somebody.
349
00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:25,008
I didn't ask what he needs,
I asked what you want.
350
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,808
- I want to do right by Cam.
- Good night, then.
351
00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:31,616
You big pussy.
352
00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:35,815
Can you turn the light
back on, please?
353
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:39,756
(groans)
I'm tired.
354
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,657
Don't act like you haven't
thought this through.
355
00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:45,424
I want to do right by Cam, I do,
but I also want to build my business.
356
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:49,025
If I sign Jupiter, I'm not always
gonna be there for Cam.
357
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,559
He's my cousin, Missy.
He's the reason I have a life.
358
00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:53,537
- The reason I have you.
- That's not true.
359
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,733
Well, you say that,
but it's not a theory
360
00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:58,208
I'd like to go back in
a time machine to test out.
361
00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:02,202
- (sighs)
- (sighs)
362
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:04,272
I'm gonna take a shower.
363
00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:06,375
Reggie.
364
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,978
I could start a management company
with Cam.
365
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:11,615
We'd be partners, but he wouldn't
actually do anything, right?
366
00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:14,649
The business, me,
would essentially manage Cam, Jupiter,
367
00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:16,786
and whoever else we happen
to sign down the road.
368
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,797
Cam likes money,
which he would have more of
369
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,321
because he'd get half
his commission back
370
00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:22,390
and half of everyone else's
that we sign.
371
00:18:23,735 --> 00:18:25,396
You ready to take a shower now?
372
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:29,066
- You coming with me?
- I'm so tired.
373
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,133
I'll hold you up.
374
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:32,734
- Come on.
- Oh.
375
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:37,213
- You gonna take the bonnet off?
- Why?
376
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:39,513
'Cause it looks like
black Jiffy Pop on your head.
377
00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:41,985
- I'm gonna pop you in the dick.
- That's all I'm looking for.
378
00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:45,080
(music playing)
379
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:49,420
- Reggie: What up, fellas?
- Ha! (laughing)
380
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:52,362
- Got him.
- Man! Damn!
381
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:56,858
This is the weed of champions,
trust me.
382
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:59,029
You know what?
No weed for Jupiter.
383
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:01,301
He's got a piss test
for his upcoming pro day.
384
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:02,807
Cam, I need to talk to you.
Business.
385
00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:04,900
You want to talk?
Grab that paddle. I'm on a roll.
386
00:19:04,943 --> 00:19:06,911
Jupiter, you know
how many refrigerators we got?
387
00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:09,175
- What, about three?
- Exactly.
388
00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:11,910
And if you knew what was in them,
it'd blow your mind.
389
00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:14,919
Come, follow me.
390
00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:16,978
Follow him.
391
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,784
Let me see the ball.
392
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,294
So, uh, did Jupiter have anything
to say about last night?
393
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,796
He said the afterhours was dope.
394
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:29,267
I was thinking you and me should start
a management company.
395
00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:31,462
Rep athletes the same way I rep you.
396
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:34,631
I mean, you and me, we the example that
guys like you and me want to emulate,
397
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,868
so we'll start a business.
398
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,104
So how many additional dudes
would we be signing?
399
00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:41,203
Uh, you know, whatever number
you're comfortable with minus one.
400
00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:44,909
For cushion.
I'm already working Ira, Coke, Bao.
401
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:47,248
This'll just be another thing
that I'm working. Shit.
402
00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:49,720
You know,
a lot of balls in the air
403
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:53,816
makes it a lot easier to take our eye
off the ball we're in control of... us.
404
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:56,885
And Jay Z's repping
baseball players, okay?
405
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,726
The money's out there to be taken,
406
00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:00,629
we just got to say yes
to taking our part.
407
00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,634
So what I got to do
for all this money?
408
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,761
You go to the mailbox,
open, smile, repeat.
409
00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:07,237
- Direct deposit's a lot easier.
- So you saying yes?
410
00:20:07,272 --> 00:20:09,297
- Sure, I guess.
- Ooh, yes!
411
00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:11,741
- (laughing)
- And thank you.
412
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:14,337
- Now here's the really good news.
- Yeah?
413
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,609
Jupiter wants to be our first client.
414
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:20,980
He ain't say shit to me.
415
00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:23,579
He sprung it on me last night,
you know.
416
00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:24,714
That's opportunity.
417
00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:28,351
And when that comes along, you can
either kick it away or scoop it up.
418
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:31,123
I mean, he's primed to go top ten.
That's a real money contract.
419
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:33,688
Even if he flames out,
we will have announced our presence.
420
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:36,860
We'll be viable.
421
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,597
Serve the ball.
422
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,404
So we gonna do it?
Because I got to tell Jupiter.
423
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:44,500
And then tomorrow, me and him,
we got to fire DeShauwn.
424
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:47,376
Isn't DeShauwn
like the you to Jupiter's me?
425
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:49,903
No, Jupiter ain't you,
DeShauwn ain't me.
426
00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:53,509
Which is why Jupiter
want to be with us.
427
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:57,147
- Serve.
- Ooh!
428
00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,657
I believe the phrase is "got him."
429
00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:01,625
(Reggie laughing)
430
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,753
Nice point, man.
Look, let's finish this later, man.
431
00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:07,128
I'm 'bout to hit the bike.
All right?
432
00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:09,633
(music playing)
433
00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:14,571
♪ I'm living it up,
yeah, all the way up ♪
434
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:19,407
♪ Now raise up your drinks, girls,
don't tell me to calm down... ♪
435
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:21,810
(whickers)
436
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:34,356
- So have you picked a name?
- If it's a boy, Canoe.
437
00:21:34,393 --> 00:21:36,384
If it's a girl, Sparkle.
438
00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:39,022
And if it's both, Larry after my aunt.
439
00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:41,658
Brittany...
440
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:45,033
has anyone talked to you about the work
that's involved with being a mother?
441
00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:47,732
No, but I'm about to find out.
442
00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:50,264
Well, you do have options.
443
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,708
What are you doing?
444
00:21:51,743 --> 00:21:55,270
I am just telling Brittany here that
she has her whole life ahead of her.
445
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,181
Brittany, ask her
how many babies she has.
446
00:21:58,216 --> 00:22:00,548
- How many babies...
- Then ask her if she knows shit
447
00:22:00,585 --> 00:22:03,748
about what she's talking about or if
she's just doing what she does best...
448
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:05,950
- judging.
- Do you know shit about what you're...
449
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,960
She needs to hear from somebody
besides you, Mary Charles.
450
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:13,021
Unless you think climbing out of poverty
is easier when you're holding a baby.
451
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:17,695
Hey, Brittany, why don't you go over
there and check out the lady on stilts?
452
00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:20,296
- I think she's doing some tricks.
- Yeah, okay.
453
00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:26,070
You think I should've
been aborted, don't you?
454
00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:28,011
How do you get that?
I'm not saying that at all.
455
00:22:28,046 --> 00:22:30,446
- Or adopted.
- She is she, you are you.
456
00:22:30,482 --> 00:22:33,417
And I am who I am
because I am in this family
457
00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:35,750
with my ma, my real ma
who didn't give me away
458
00:22:35,787 --> 00:22:38,449
or vacuumed me out and had me
shipped off to an abortion furnace.
459
00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:41,550
I'm gonna tell you something
that you don't hear nearly enough.
460
00:22:41,593 --> 00:22:44,562
- It's not about you.
- Her story is my ma's story.
461
00:22:44,596 --> 00:22:47,360
- That baby is me. I understand...
- She is a 12-year-old child,
462
00:22:47,399 --> 00:22:50,368
Mary Charles,
that was never given any other options.
463
00:22:51,803 --> 00:22:53,737
Oh, gosh.
464
00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:56,570
- Brittany.
- Brittany.
465
00:22:57,642 --> 00:23:00,839
- Brittany, this is not safe.
- Then why is it here?
466
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:02,847
It's not safe for pregnant women.
467
00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:06,180
I'm a kid. I don't see a sign that says
"Pregnant kids can't jump in here."
468
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:09,051
That is because we did not need
a sign like that before today.
469
00:23:09,087 --> 00:23:10,748
Well, whatever happens
was meant to happen
470
00:23:10,789 --> 00:23:12,518
because the baby's
already on its way.
471
00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:15,458
- Okay, your water has to break first.
- Again?
472
00:23:15,494 --> 00:23:17,758
- That was this morning.
- What? Why didn't you tell me?
473
00:23:17,796 --> 00:23:20,526
- I didn't want you to cancel the party.
- No, okay, come on.
474
00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:22,294
Good...
Okay, come-come on out of there.
475
00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:24,632
- Let's go.
- Fine, fine.
476
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:28,839
Come on, sweetie.
477
00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:30,967
♪ That's right, a-boom a-chick a-rock ♪
478
00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:33,944
♪ A-chick a-rock a-chick a-boom,
that's right ♪
479
00:23:33,979 --> 00:23:36,539
Matthew, Keith,
why don't you two go out and play?
480
00:23:39,818 --> 00:23:42,446
Ling-Tsu, congratulations.
481
00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:45,979
(sighs)
482
00:23:46,024 --> 00:23:48,322
(music playing)
483
00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:07,641
Oh, is this some type of playdate?
This don't look good.
484
00:24:07,679 --> 00:24:09,476
All in how you choose to view it.
485
00:24:09,514 --> 00:24:12,074
Now, some people'd look at this
and say that you're about to get fired.
486
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:15,518
While others would say you're about to
get 4% of Jupiter's first contract
487
00:24:15,554 --> 00:24:18,990
and 2% of his second for doing
absolutely nothing from this day forward
488
00:24:19,024 --> 00:24:21,151
all in consideration
of services rendered.
489
00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:23,058
And who the fuck
do you think you are?
490
00:24:23,094 --> 00:24:25,062
Now, some people
would be angered by this.
491
00:24:25,096 --> 00:24:27,257
Others would say
it is a generous offer
492
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,392
because they'd understand
the obvious alternative.
493
00:24:29,434 --> 00:24:32,335
And some people would say that
you're risking getting a screwdriver
494
00:24:32,370 --> 00:24:34,429
shoved between
your fifth and sixth rib.
495
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:37,340
And some people would make
amusing and empty threats.
496
00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:40,208
Well, how about I use a hammer
to drive my point home?
497
00:24:41,947 --> 00:24:43,972
Come here.
498
00:24:46,284 --> 00:24:47,683
What's wrong with you, man?
499
00:24:47,719 --> 00:24:50,415
Look, do you really think you can
step inside my Guccis, huh?
500
00:24:50,455 --> 00:24:52,582
I've known this boy
since before he had pubes.
501
00:24:52,624 --> 00:24:55,092
Look, I bought him
his first piece of ass.
502
00:24:55,126 --> 00:24:57,424
- And that ass was my sister's.
- Man, I paid you back for that.
503
00:24:57,462 --> 00:24:59,225
- Jupiter, shut up!
- Reggie: Hey, hey, hey, fellas.
504
00:24:59,264 --> 00:25:01,698
This can be good for everybody, okay?
505
00:25:01,733 --> 00:25:05,396
Jupiter can relax and thrive.
You can thrive and relax.
506
00:25:05,437 --> 00:25:08,736
See, you think you above everybody.
507
00:25:08,773 --> 00:25:12,209
Profiteering off a betrayal of love.
508
00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:16,738
See, the truth is,
you puppeteer Cam like a child.
509
00:25:16,781 --> 00:25:20,308
You got your hand all up his ass
and he kind of like it.
510
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:22,320
Shit, you like it, too.
511
00:25:25,056 --> 00:25:27,286
Offer's on the table
for another 60 seconds.
512
00:25:27,325 --> 00:25:28,883
Look, don't tick-tock me,
motherfucker.
513
00:25:28,927 --> 00:25:31,225
Look, I will embarrass you
right here and right now.
514
00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:35,029
- 6% first contract, 5% second.
- Four and two.
515
00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:37,500
And the first sideways tweet,
leaked photo,
516
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:40,403
or sour grapes we hear through
the grapevine, zero and zero.
517
00:25:40,438 --> 00:25:43,635
(sighs)
518
00:25:43,675 --> 00:25:47,236
You know what?
DeShauwn know how this works.
519
00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:50,942
See, one day, you're gonna
step into an office, Reggie,
520
00:25:50,982 --> 00:25:53,109
and Cam is gonna be
with a new Reggie.
521
00:25:53,151 --> 00:25:56,177
And the new Reggie's gonna do what
Reggie's doing to DeShauwn right now.
522
00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:58,951
Well, when that day comes,
Reggie will remind Reggie you said that.
523
00:25:58,990 --> 00:26:01,584
Draw up the paperwork.
524
00:26:01,626 --> 00:26:05,027
Gentlemen, go fuck yourselves.
525
00:26:07,165 --> 00:26:09,861
- (exhales sharply)
- You did the right thing.
526
00:26:09,901 --> 00:26:12,267
And doing the right thing
ain't always easy. Thank you.
527
00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:14,829
I paid him back for his sister.
I did.
528
00:26:14,873 --> 00:26:18,604
She was fine when she was 14.
22, mmm, not so good.
529
00:26:18,643 --> 00:26:20,941
(music playing)
530
00:26:24,149 --> 00:26:27,380
Reporter: 37 points,
six rebounds, nine assists.
531
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:30,149
On fire and back in the saddle.
What do you have to say?
532
00:26:30,188 --> 00:26:32,486
- Going home to watch SportsCenter.
- (laughter)
533
00:26:32,524 --> 00:26:34,549
Do you feel like the fans
were behind you tonight?
534
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,788
Atlanta's a great town.
Great fans.
535
00:26:36,828 --> 00:26:38,853
I plan on being here for a long time.
536
00:26:38,897 --> 00:26:42,389
And, you know, my family, my great
new friends, sharing our ups and downs.
537
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:45,198
Nights like this, we dream about.
538
00:26:45,236 --> 00:26:47,636
(music playing)
539
00:26:54,312 --> 00:26:56,075
(phone chimes)
540
00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:21,533
♪ Had hit records on my demo ♪
541
00:27:21,573 --> 00:27:24,133
♪ Did y'all boys not get the memo? ♪
542
00:27:24,175 --> 00:27:27,702
♪ I do not stay at
the Intercontinental ♪
543
00:27:27,746 --> 00:27:31,705
♪ And anything I got is not a rental,
I own that motherfucker ♪
544
00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:34,082
♪ Figured out this shit is simple ♪
545
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:37,452
♪ My stock been goin' up
like a crescendo ♪
546
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:40,720
♪ This a fuck-them-boys,
forever-hold-a-grudge song ♪
547
00:27:40,759 --> 00:27:43,819
♪ Pop-some-fuckin'-champagne-
in-the-tub song ♪
548
00:27:43,862 --> 00:27:46,057
♪ Nigga-just-because song, damn ♪
549
00:27:46,097 --> 00:27:48,361
♪ What's the move?
Can I tell the truth? ♪
550
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:51,892
♪ If I was doin' this for you
then I'd have nothin' left to prove ♪
551
00:27:51,936 --> 00:27:53,767
♪ Nah, this for me, though ♪
552
00:27:53,805 --> 00:27:57,764
♪ I'm just tryin'a stay alive
and take care of my people ♪
553
00:27:57,809 --> 00:28:00,744
♪ And they don't have
no award for that ♪
554
00:28:00,779 --> 00:28:03,873
♪ Trophies, trophies ♪
555
00:28:03,915 --> 00:28:06,475
♪ And they don't have
no award for that ♪
556
00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:10,147
♪ Shit don't come with trophies,
ain't no envelopes to open ♪
557
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:12,247
♪ I just do it 'cause
I'm supposed to, nigga ♪
558
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:22,000
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