1 00:00:10,228 --> 00:00:12,178 REGGIE: Da Chen Bao is Nike in China. 2 00:00:12,230 --> 00:00:14,480 Going with Da Chen Bao, it sets this family up 3 00:00:14,516 --> 00:00:16,315 so that one day we will have old money. 4 00:00:16,351 --> 00:00:18,935 Who's the new talent? 5 00:00:18,987 --> 00:00:20,069 That's my mother. 6 00:00:20,105 --> 00:00:22,021 You have such power in your arms. 7 00:00:22,073 --> 00:00:24,690 Like a much more attractive Manny Pacquiao. 8 00:00:27,445 --> 00:00:32,081 Very much completely at your service. 9 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:37,503 [laughs] 10 00:00:41,259 --> 00:00:43,960 [indistinct chatter] 11 00:00:44,012 --> 00:00:46,596 On the game-winner, what were you thinking when it left your hand? 12 00:00:46,631 --> 00:00:50,099 I'm pretty sure it was, "Please, Jesus, let this go in." 13 00:00:50,135 --> 00:00:52,101 So Jesus gets the credit? 14 00:00:52,137 --> 00:00:54,470 No. If you thank Jesus for the wins, 15 00:00:54,522 --> 00:00:56,722 you gotta blame Jesus for the losses. 16 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:58,724 Jesus doesn't want me breaking a buzzer-beater 17 00:00:58,777 --> 00:01:00,977 and pointing up to him all, "That's on you, dude." 18 00:01:01,029 --> 00:01:02,812 You're saying Jesus deserves better? 19 00:01:02,864 --> 00:01:04,697 I tell all the complainers around the league, 20 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:06,649 "Jesus died for your sins, not your wins." 21 00:01:06,701 --> 00:01:08,985 Cam, nine for 12 beyond the arc... 22 00:01:09,037 --> 00:01:11,871 - Sorry, gotta ice the knees, folks. - Seven dimes, three steals... 23 00:01:11,906 --> 00:01:14,874 Okay. That guy blows me off every night. 24 00:01:14,909 --> 00:01:17,743 If you could tell me why, I'd appreciate it. 25 00:01:17,796 --> 00:01:20,046 I'm sorry. What? 26 00:01:20,081 --> 00:01:22,415 ♪ 27 00:01:28,139 --> 00:01:31,174 Hey, Todd, is this turkey bacon or pig bacon? 28 00:01:31,226 --> 00:01:33,092 Turkey bacon, ma'am. Enjoy. 29 00:01:33,144 --> 00:01:34,894 You know, out of the wrong mouth, 30 00:01:34,929 --> 00:01:36,729 "enjoy" kind of mean "fuck off." 31 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:38,231 Ma, his name is Ted, not Todd. 32 00:01:38,266 --> 00:01:39,682 - Huh? - You called him Todd. 33 00:01:39,734 --> 00:01:41,434 Todd got fired. That new butler's Ted. 34 00:01:41,486 --> 00:01:43,269 I still can't tell the difference. 35 00:01:43,271 --> 00:01:45,855 Turkey bacon's the one that tastes like a waste of time. 36 00:01:45,907 --> 00:01:48,357 Not the difference of bacons, the difference of butlers. 37 00:01:48,409 --> 00:01:51,110 White men of a certain age with no hair all look identical. 38 00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:53,696 Completely identical. Like identically identical. 39 00:01:53,748 --> 00:01:55,331 Ain't no difference. 40 00:01:55,366 --> 00:01:57,450 Each butler we hire is just like the one we fire. 41 00:01:57,452 --> 00:01:59,919 Pasty, resentful fuck. He's secretly waiting to take us out. 42 00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:02,288 - [laughs] - Hey, look at this. 43 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:05,124 You're actually dressed and ready to go where we're going. Thank you. 44 00:02:05,126 --> 00:02:07,093 Chill. We ain't gotta be at the launch of my new sneaker till 7:00. 45 00:02:07,128 --> 00:02:08,845 I'm not talking about the sneaker launch thing. 46 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:10,096 I'm talking about your lunch date 47 00:02:10,131 --> 00:02:11,848 with the new beat reporter Isa Catalano. 48 00:02:11,883 --> 00:02:13,766 Don't act like you haven't seen the texts. 49 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:14,934 Oh, no, no, that's my fault, Reg. 50 00:02:14,969 --> 00:02:16,719 I told Cam to limit his phone use 51 00:02:16,771 --> 00:02:18,271 or Wi-Fi will kill his sperm. 52 00:02:18,306 --> 00:02:21,224 - I want grandkids. - I'll give you grandkids, Ma. 53 00:02:21,276 --> 00:02:22,892 Aw, you don't have to take the dick 54 00:02:22,944 --> 00:02:25,278 just 'cause I want grandkids. That's sweet, though. 55 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:27,230 There's other ways to get pregnant besides taking the dick. 56 00:02:27,282 --> 00:02:30,149 - That "levitro" shit is expensive. - We got money now. 57 00:02:30,201 --> 00:02:32,535 And we ain't gonna keep it if we start spending it on in vitro, 58 00:02:32,570 --> 00:02:34,904 so just close your eyes and think of the dick as a big clit 59 00:02:34,956 --> 00:02:36,956 and start investing your money in a college fund. 60 00:02:36,991 --> 00:02:38,324 Just 'cause you got a new pussy, 61 00:02:38,376 --> 00:02:39,575 don't be telling people to take the dick. 62 00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:41,043 Leave my pussy out of this. 63 00:02:41,079 --> 00:02:43,162 Reg, I ain't going to lunch with some random. 64 00:02:43,214 --> 00:02:44,830 Oh, she ain't no random. She's a big name. 65 00:02:44,883 --> 00:02:46,382 And her game story didn't mention you, 66 00:02:46,417 --> 00:02:48,834 so I called, and she said you been throwing her shade. 67 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:50,670 There's 30 reporters in that room. 68 00:02:50,722 --> 00:02:53,055 And for 29 of 'em, you'll act like you dancing for tips. 69 00:02:53,091 --> 00:02:55,591 Fastest road to ruin is alienating a beat reporter. 70 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:57,677 Yeah, second fastest is turkey bacon. 71 00:02:57,679 --> 00:02:59,228 Look, Cam, put some pants on. 72 00:02:59,264 --> 00:03:00,763 Let's make this right. Please. 73 00:03:00,885 --> 00:03:02,301 When have I ever steered you wrong? 74 00:03:02,337 --> 00:03:04,387 - [all shouting] - Nipsey Hussle over here? 75 00:03:04,422 --> 00:03:06,005 You tried to make me do golf that one time. 76 00:03:06,057 --> 00:03:07,173 You used to tell me that I was straight. 77 00:03:07,225 --> 00:03:08,674 - The butler. - Backstreet Boys. 78 00:03:08,726 --> 00:03:10,176 Fuck all y'all all day long. 79 00:03:10,228 --> 00:03:12,178 Cam, Burnside, 1:00, man. 80 00:03:12,230 --> 00:03:14,230 Be an adult. Give this woman her time. 81 00:03:14,265 --> 00:03:17,099 ♪ 82 00:03:23,908 --> 00:03:25,658 I've never had this problem before, 83 00:03:25,693 --> 00:03:27,910 and I've been a reporter since you were an ugly baby. 84 00:03:27,945 --> 00:03:30,196 - Ma'am, I came here to apologize. - It's pretty simple. 85 00:03:30,248 --> 00:03:33,332 I cover the team and you were raised in a Pleistocene cave 86 00:03:33,368 --> 00:03:35,584 and still think women have no business in the locker room. 87 00:03:35,620 --> 00:03:37,536 - I'm not like that. - Then prove it, caveman. 88 00:03:37,588 --> 00:03:40,039 Take your hairy knuckles off the floor and explain yourself. 89 00:03:40,091 --> 00:03:41,924 Ooh, look. The secret of fire. 90 00:03:41,959 --> 00:03:44,176 I would rather not explain myself, ma'am. 91 00:03:44,212 --> 00:03:46,846 Call me ma'am one more time, and I'll hit you harder than your sister did. 92 00:03:46,881 --> 00:03:48,931 - My name is Isa. - I know your name. 93 00:03:48,966 --> 00:03:51,050 I can't... look, okay. 94 00:03:51,102 --> 00:03:53,803 I am... and this is gonna sound so stupid. 95 00:03:53,855 --> 00:03:56,305 I am extremely uncomfortable around you. 96 00:03:56,307 --> 00:03:57,807 Because I call you on your shit, 97 00:03:57,859 --> 00:03:59,308 which I bet nobody ever does. 98 00:03:59,310 --> 00:04:01,027 People do, and that's not what I mean. 99 00:04:01,062 --> 00:04:05,781 Uncomfortable as in, like, flustered. Flushed, you know? 100 00:04:05,817 --> 00:04:08,534 "Hot and bothered" is what I believe your generation says. 101 00:04:08,569 --> 00:04:10,453 But I'm embarrassed by it. 102 00:04:10,488 --> 00:04:13,489 I mean, I do feel like a caveman talking about it, but I'm sorry. 103 00:04:13,491 --> 00:04:14,907 That's just... that's the deal. 104 00:04:14,959 --> 00:04:16,826 - Bullshit. - It's not. 105 00:04:16,828 --> 00:04:18,994 It's not enough that you can't treat me like a professional. 106 00:04:18,996 --> 00:04:20,546 You gotta add insult to injury 107 00:04:20,581 --> 00:04:23,082 like some frat boy with this misogynistic bullshit. 108 00:04:23,134 --> 00:04:24,083 I'm telling you the truth. 109 00:04:24,135 --> 00:04:25,418 Liar. 110 00:04:27,388 --> 00:04:29,388 [sighs] Okay, then. 111 00:04:32,427 --> 00:04:35,261 That's right, you make me as hard as cement. 112 00:04:35,313 --> 00:04:36,929 And I can't stop it, okay? 113 00:04:36,981 --> 00:04:40,933 I thought about war, dead babies, country music. 114 00:04:40,985 --> 00:04:44,570 Dead babies at war playing country music. Nothing works. 115 00:04:44,605 --> 00:04:47,189 The other lady reporters, some of them are hot, but I can deal. 116 00:04:47,241 --> 00:04:50,826 But you go right past my brain to my anatomy, and it is freaking me out. 117 00:04:50,862 --> 00:04:53,412 I mean, I'm this hard right now and I'm yelling at you. 118 00:04:53,448 --> 00:04:55,831 I'm sorry, but I can't blast wood in the locker room. 119 00:04:55,867 --> 00:04:57,416 I'll never hear the end of it. 120 00:04:57,452 --> 00:05:00,503 This is the biggest that my dick has ever been. 121 00:05:00,538 --> 00:05:03,089 Is now a good time to say we're off the record? 122 00:05:03,124 --> 00:05:05,174 Sit down. Please. 123 00:05:05,209 --> 00:05:07,843 [sighs] 124 00:05:07,879 --> 00:05:10,129 First, may I say 125 00:05:10,181 --> 00:05:12,348 you've certainly been drinking your protein shakes. 126 00:05:12,383 --> 00:05:14,049 [laughs] 127 00:05:14,051 --> 00:05:17,219 And second, since you've been honest, I will be, too. 128 00:05:17,221 --> 00:05:19,889 I have the same reaction to you. 129 00:05:19,891 --> 00:05:22,358 Okay, now who's playing? 130 00:05:22,393 --> 00:05:24,727 I come clean with you, I humiliate myself, 131 00:05:24,729 --> 00:05:26,112 and this is all just some joke to you? 132 00:05:36,073 --> 00:05:38,457 Is that... did you spill something? 133 00:05:38,493 --> 00:05:40,459 Yes. Myself. 134 00:05:40,495 --> 00:05:42,328 I mean, some of it is probably 135 00:05:42,380 --> 00:05:44,797 from the water bottle sitting in between my legs. 136 00:05:44,832 --> 00:05:47,883 Con... condensation. But the rest of it's me. 137 00:05:47,919 --> 00:05:49,418 I didn't know women work that way. 138 00:05:49,470 --> 00:05:51,170 I don't speak for other women, just myself. 139 00:05:51,222 --> 00:05:52,721 Probably shouldn't have worn chinos today, 140 00:05:52,757 --> 00:05:54,673 because the state of your arousal 141 00:05:54,725 --> 00:05:56,475 is impacting me a little bit more than usual. 142 00:05:56,511 --> 00:05:57,810 Holy shit. 143 00:05:57,845 --> 00:05:59,678 - Stop congratulating yourself. - Okay. 144 00:05:59,730 --> 00:06:02,681 Our bodies are sending us messages and it's perfectly healthy. 145 00:06:02,733 --> 00:06:05,351 I mean, apart from the staggering embarrassment. 146 00:06:05,403 --> 00:06:08,187 But we both have jobs to do here. 147 00:06:08,239 --> 00:06:09,905 So now we have two choices... 148 00:06:09,941 --> 00:06:12,491 one, stay out of each other's way in the locker room 149 00:06:12,527 --> 00:06:14,193 and do all our interviews over the phone, 150 00:06:14,245 --> 00:06:16,412 or two, we get this out of our systems. 151 00:06:16,447 --> 00:06:18,197 How do we do that? 152 00:06:18,249 --> 00:06:19,582 We find a private space 153 00:06:19,617 --> 00:06:21,450 and let our evolutionary hard wiring take over. 154 00:06:21,452 --> 00:06:23,619 [softly] Like, we have sex? 155 00:06:23,621 --> 00:06:26,672 Jesus, it is a good thing we're physically compatible, 156 00:06:26,707 --> 00:06:28,674 because intellectually, this is a disaster. 157 00:06:28,709 --> 00:06:30,626 You would... you would sleep with me? 158 00:06:30,628 --> 00:06:32,178 Like that... that's on the menu? 159 00:06:32,213 --> 00:06:33,712 Think of it more as an exorcism. 160 00:06:33,764 --> 00:06:37,683 - When? - I got 45 minutes before my podcast. 161 00:06:37,718 --> 00:06:40,052 ♪ 162 00:06:46,143 --> 00:06:47,977 Okay. 163 00:06:50,031 --> 00:06:51,480 [whispers] God damn. 164 00:06:56,737 --> 00:06:59,955 [both breathing heavily] 165 00:07:04,712 --> 00:07:07,630 [Cam grunting] 166 00:07:08,716 --> 00:07:11,584 [both moaning] 167 00:07:24,148 --> 00:07:26,348 [sighs] All right. 168 00:07:28,019 --> 00:07:29,435 Very good. 169 00:07:32,490 --> 00:07:35,441 So would you say last night 170 00:07:35,493 --> 00:07:38,911 was your finest game in an Atlanta uniform? 171 00:07:38,946 --> 00:07:41,247 [sighs] We're really gelling as a team. 172 00:07:41,282 --> 00:07:42,831 I think that's all that matters. 173 00:07:42,867 --> 00:07:44,917 People say you don't care about defense. 174 00:07:44,952 --> 00:07:46,919 Is that true? 175 00:07:46,954 --> 00:07:48,837 Wait a minute. 176 00:07:48,873 --> 00:07:51,624 I don't think the exorcism worked. 177 00:07:51,676 --> 00:07:53,008 Jesus. 178 00:07:53,044 --> 00:07:55,794 Don't you have a refractory period? 179 00:07:55,846 --> 00:07:57,296 I don't... I don't know what that is. 180 00:07:57,348 --> 00:07:59,548 - Never mind. - Okay. 181 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:02,134 ♪ 182 00:08:04,438 --> 00:08:06,689 [both breathing heavily] 183 00:08:06,724 --> 00:08:09,224 ♪ 184 00:08:10,394 --> 00:08:13,445 [camera clicking] 185 00:08:16,117 --> 00:08:17,616 [camera clicks] 186 00:08:21,989 --> 00:08:24,323 [laughing] 187 00:08:24,375 --> 00:08:26,241 It's your night. It's your night, baby. 188 00:08:26,243 --> 00:08:27,993 M-CHUCK: What kind of name is "Bee-show"? 189 00:08:28,045 --> 00:08:29,962 It's Chinese for "the dagger." 190 00:08:29,997 --> 00:08:31,547 Why they have to give it a Chinese name? 191 00:08:31,582 --> 00:08:33,248 'Cause they selling it in China. 192 00:08:33,250 --> 00:08:35,301 Well, why the fuck we didn't have a party in China? 193 00:08:35,336 --> 00:08:38,137 Hey, calm down, Uncle J. They got hors d'oeuvres and the women are hot. 194 00:08:38,172 --> 00:08:40,422 Well, you know, I'm kinda confused about Asian women. 195 00:08:40,424 --> 00:08:42,641 I don't know if they submissive or just bored. 196 00:08:42,677 --> 00:08:43,892 Plus I heard they straight. 197 00:08:43,928 --> 00:08:45,060 M-CHUCK: Not all of 'em. 198 00:08:45,096 --> 00:08:46,762 I ain't talking about the woman. 199 00:08:46,764 --> 00:08:48,347 I'm talking about the hair. The hair underneath. 200 00:08:48,399 --> 00:08:49,815 I got it, I got it. 201 00:08:49,850 --> 00:08:52,234 And so the Chinese dagger takes its place 202 00:08:52,269 --> 00:08:55,321 alongside numberless other violent sports metaphors... 203 00:08:55,356 --> 00:08:58,190 bomb, gunned down, blitz. 204 00:08:58,242 --> 00:08:59,692 Do you know what the blitz was? 205 00:08:59,744 --> 00:09:03,278 267 nights of bombs dropped on the English. 206 00:09:03,331 --> 00:09:05,080 They got all the dentists. 207 00:09:05,116 --> 00:09:06,582 I mean, what are we saying, hmm? 208 00:09:06,617 --> 00:09:08,917 That there's a barbarian inside all of us 209 00:09:08,953 --> 00:09:10,786 looking for some sneaky little way to come out? 210 00:09:10,838 --> 00:09:12,621 - Exactly. - Hey! 211 00:09:12,623 --> 00:09:15,591 Inside of everyone lurks the desire to kill, 212 00:09:15,626 --> 00:09:17,426 but murder is impractical. 213 00:09:17,461 --> 00:09:19,378 So instead we play basketball. 214 00:09:19,430 --> 00:09:20,629 Hello, Chen. 215 00:09:20,631 --> 00:09:22,798 Welcome, my American boots on the ground. 216 00:09:22,850 --> 00:09:24,299 Yo, man, I just gotta say 217 00:09:24,352 --> 00:09:26,802 this is a really dope sneaker release. Thank you. 218 00:09:26,854 --> 00:09:29,438 Yeah, thanks for not charging us extra for that duck sauce. 219 00:09:29,473 --> 00:09:30,723 Everything is complimentary. 220 00:09:30,775 --> 00:09:32,107 Hell, yeah. What about the hoes? 221 00:09:32,143 --> 00:09:33,809 We call them consorts, 222 00:09:33,811 --> 00:09:36,111 and what they choose to do is their business. 223 00:09:36,147 --> 00:09:38,447 Please, eat, drink, mingle, 224 00:09:38,482 --> 00:09:41,283 and affect an air of world-beating nonchalance. 225 00:09:41,318 --> 00:09:44,203 Cam, I'll meet you on the black and gold carpet, 226 00:09:44,238 --> 00:09:46,572 where together we will be mauled by photographers. 227 00:09:46,624 --> 00:09:48,657 - Arigato. - That's actually Japanese. 228 00:09:48,659 --> 00:09:49,908 JULIUS: Oh, yeah. 229 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:51,794 - Oh, Reggie, please linger with me. - Yeah? 230 00:09:51,829 --> 00:09:54,913 M-CHUCK: How do you retain a fact like that 267-night thing? 231 00:09:54,965 --> 00:09:57,883 Impressive, but weird. 232 00:09:57,918 --> 00:09:59,334 Like Asian women. 233 00:09:59,336 --> 00:10:01,303 Straight. Straight. 234 00:10:01,338 --> 00:10:03,839 [laughing] 235 00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:06,985 I see everyone here but the fire of my loins. 236 00:10:07,037 --> 00:10:08,620 I'm sorry. Who? 237 00:10:08,656 --> 00:10:11,707 The queen of my fantasies, the song of my south. 238 00:10:11,742 --> 00:10:13,876 - Your aunt, you idiot. - Oh. Oh! 239 00:10:13,911 --> 00:10:16,078 I didn't realize that you two had gotten to that point. 240 00:10:16,130 --> 00:10:19,581 Neither has she, but I believe she is my other. 241 00:10:19,633 --> 00:10:21,166 Since I laid eyes on her, 242 00:10:21,218 --> 00:10:23,335 I'm like a boy again in Jiangsu province, 243 00:10:23,387 --> 00:10:27,473 hearing for the first time the Kangding Love Song. 244 00:10:27,508 --> 00:10:33,095 [singing in Chinese] 245 00:10:33,147 --> 00:10:36,765 Oh, forgive me. I'm just so moved by her. 246 00:10:36,817 --> 00:10:39,268 Yeah, no, my aunt, she's coming in a separate car. 247 00:10:39,270 --> 00:10:41,103 Did she tell you we've been texting? 248 00:10:41,155 --> 00:10:43,438 We don't really discuss, like, who's texting... 249 00:10:43,491 --> 00:10:46,492 It is amazing how seductive the right woman can be 250 00:10:46,527 --> 00:10:49,661 using only phonetic sentence fragments and emojis, 251 00:10:49,697 --> 00:10:52,498 helped by the new iPhone update to include more races. 252 00:10:52,533 --> 00:10:53,699 Listen, Chen, I... 253 00:10:53,751 --> 00:10:56,001 Cassie makes me smiley face. 254 00:10:56,036 --> 00:10:57,669 And she liked the flowers I sent her 255 00:10:57,705 --> 00:10:58,954 when she was in the hospital. 256 00:10:58,956 --> 00:11:01,039 She felt like Faith when Biggie died. 257 00:11:01,091 --> 00:11:03,292 But you should know that she has a boyfriend now. 258 00:11:03,294 --> 00:11:05,677 Good. I'm pleased that other men are drawn to her. 259 00:11:05,713 --> 00:11:07,012 It heightens the challenge. 260 00:11:07,047 --> 00:11:08,964 No longer a challenge is what I'm saying. 261 00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:10,599 At this point, more of a no-fly zone. 262 00:11:10,634 --> 00:11:12,017 No such thing. 263 00:11:12,052 --> 00:11:14,553 Unless we're discussing the East China Sea. 264 00:11:14,605 --> 00:11:16,138 - CHEN: Is this him? - REGGIE: Yep. 265 00:11:16,190 --> 00:11:18,640 Oh, a kind face. Nurturing and respectful. 266 00:11:18,692 --> 00:11:20,526 - He truly cares for her. - Yes, he does. 267 00:11:20,561 --> 00:11:23,111 He stands no chance. Cassie! 268 00:11:23,147 --> 00:11:24,897 Blair Thompson, Da Chen Bao. 269 00:11:24,949 --> 00:11:26,532 May I offer you both champagne? 270 00:11:26,567 --> 00:11:28,116 What kind do you have? We only drink the best. 271 00:11:28,152 --> 00:11:29,952 - I have the best. - Whoo! 272 00:11:29,987 --> 00:11:31,537 Reggie will squire you to the bar. 273 00:11:31,572 --> 00:11:34,540 Let's all put in a firm base layer of alcohol, hmm? 274 00:11:34,575 --> 00:11:36,625 [hip-hop music playing] 275 00:11:38,295 --> 00:11:40,996 You have never looked more beautiful. 276 00:11:40,998 --> 00:11:43,165 Mmm, easy there, crouching tiger. 277 00:11:43,167 --> 00:11:45,884 You're talking to a lady that's in a relationship now. 278 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:49,221 The plus-one? And yet you did not introduce him as your boyfriend. 279 00:11:49,256 --> 00:11:50,839 I was being discreet. 280 00:11:50,841 --> 00:11:52,507 You were keeping your options open, 281 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:54,259 which means you do not love him. 282 00:11:54,311 --> 00:11:56,728 Oh, no, no, no, no. It's much too early for that. 283 00:11:56,764 --> 00:11:58,347 At our age, one knows quickly, 284 00:11:58,349 --> 00:12:00,482 because one hasn't time to waste. 285 00:12:00,517 --> 00:12:04,353 Our age? How the fuck old are you, you presumptuous fuck? 286 00:12:04,355 --> 00:12:07,990 37. Oh. Okay, then. 287 00:12:08,025 --> 00:12:11,526 For the best women, age brings power. 288 00:12:11,528 --> 00:12:13,662 Well, Chen, don't you want me to be happy? 289 00:12:13,697 --> 00:12:17,282 More than anything. But I want it to be with me. 290 00:12:17,334 --> 00:12:20,335 Chen, you live in Shanghai. 291 00:12:20,371 --> 00:12:25,207 Fortunately, I have mastered the miracle of flight, 292 00:12:25,259 --> 00:12:28,343 unlike many of the national airlines of my region. 293 00:12:28,379 --> 00:12:30,629 Well, I need a man that's gonna be with me, 294 00:12:30,681 --> 00:12:33,432 not some ghost who comes and goes. 295 00:12:33,467 --> 00:12:35,467 Nothing's off the table, Cassie. 296 00:12:35,519 --> 00:12:37,386 Really? 297 00:12:37,438 --> 00:12:40,689 Consider my sedge hat still firmly in the ring. 298 00:12:40,724 --> 00:12:44,776 [laughs] Chen, Chen, Chen. 299 00:12:44,812 --> 00:12:49,231 I don't know what the fuck a sedge hat is, but thanks. 300 00:12:49,233 --> 00:12:51,650 Ooh, can you get me a chicken satay? 301 00:12:51,702 --> 00:12:55,737 I will get you a chicken satay factory. 302 00:13:03,047 --> 00:13:05,747 ♪ 303 00:13:10,754 --> 00:13:12,587 [breathing heavily] 304 00:13:22,316 --> 00:13:25,150 How am I supposed to get this out of my system 305 00:13:25,185 --> 00:13:27,069 when I don't want to get out of your system? 306 00:13:27,104 --> 00:13:28,820 It was just a theory. 307 00:13:28,856 --> 00:13:31,740 [both laugh] 308 00:13:34,695 --> 00:13:37,612 [camera clicking] 309 00:13:44,588 --> 00:13:46,455 [clicking continues] 310 00:13:53,047 --> 00:13:55,464 Chen has an undeniable charm. 311 00:13:55,466 --> 00:13:57,299 REGGIE: It's a simple request, Auntie. 312 00:13:57,351 --> 00:13:59,017 Please don't shit where you eat. 313 00:13:59,053 --> 00:14:00,969 It's a stupid rule. 314 00:14:00,971 --> 00:14:03,355 Don't shit where you eat. Don't shit where you sleep. 315 00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:06,108 Pretty soon the whole world's gonna be constipated and alone. 316 00:14:06,143 --> 00:14:08,477 - And what happens when it ends? - Who says it will? 317 00:14:08,479 --> 00:14:10,278 Any casual observer of your dating record. 318 00:14:10,314 --> 00:14:12,531 Which leaves us with a pissed-off Chinese billionaire 319 00:14:12,566 --> 00:14:14,449 who owns half the paper on our lives. 320 00:14:14,485 --> 00:14:16,201 What's that mean? Half the paper? Half what paper? 321 00:14:16,236 --> 00:14:19,204 - The money. The future, etcetera. - Oh. 322 00:14:19,239 --> 00:14:20,906 Well, maybe it'd be him that dumps me. 323 00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:23,625 Maybe, but it's my job to look at the worst case, 324 00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:26,545 and in this case, the worst case is a very bad case. 325 00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:28,747 Cassie, you have to be careful with those rich men. 326 00:14:28,799 --> 00:14:30,415 They will wow you and wow you, 327 00:14:30,467 --> 00:14:32,000 and you are so busy being wowed 328 00:14:32,052 --> 00:14:33,752 that you can't even tell if you actually like them. 329 00:14:33,804 --> 00:14:36,004 - That's true. - Fuck you know? You a lesbian. 330 00:14:36,056 --> 00:14:37,672 Rich lesbians the same. 331 00:14:37,725 --> 00:14:40,175 Cleopatra, Eleanor Roosevelt, Kate Middleton. 332 00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:41,760 Princess Kate ain't gay. 333 00:14:41,812 --> 00:14:43,595 I know she got kids, but let's be honest. 334 00:14:43,647 --> 00:14:45,764 - No breeder wears that many blazers. - [Clicks tongue] 335 00:14:45,816 --> 00:14:47,182 And what happens to trusty Blair? 336 00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,317 Everybody knows nice guys finish last. 337 00:14:49,353 --> 00:14:50,769 Unless they have huge dicks. 338 00:14:50,821 --> 00:14:52,070 No, if they have huge dicks, 339 00:14:52,106 --> 00:14:53,989 they finish last with a huge dick. 340 00:14:54,024 --> 00:14:56,158 Well, at least they can feel better about themselves. 341 00:14:56,193 --> 00:14:57,492 Actually, if they have huge dicks, 342 00:14:57,528 --> 00:14:59,077 sometimes the dick part finishes first 343 00:14:59,113 --> 00:15:00,996 even when the rest of 'em finishes last. 344 00:15:01,031 --> 00:15:02,831 Can we stay on message, please? 345 00:15:02,866 --> 00:15:04,616 It's like when I met you, baby. 346 00:15:04,668 --> 00:15:07,252 The sun comes out, and it's all you care to see. 347 00:15:07,287 --> 00:15:10,455 I feel like Audrey Hepburn in that Roman Holiday... 348 00:15:10,507 --> 00:15:12,207 unable to reach for happiness 349 00:15:12,209 --> 00:15:14,760 because it would put her entire kingdom at risk. 350 00:15:14,795 --> 00:15:16,511 We need another guy in this conversation. 351 00:15:16,547 --> 00:15:17,796 - Where's Tim at? - Todd. 352 00:15:17,848 --> 00:15:20,715 - Ted. - Ah, shit. 353 00:15:20,717 --> 00:15:22,517 Who the fuck is Audrey Hepburn? 354 00:15:22,553 --> 00:15:26,438 One of the first actresses I ever saw on bootleg. 355 00:15:26,473 --> 00:15:29,558 ♪ 356 00:15:34,231 --> 00:15:36,648 I'm not sure that the pictures were necessary. 357 00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:40,068 I take my Easy Rawlins responsibilities serious. 358 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:42,287 Besides, the girl was hot. 359 00:15:42,322 --> 00:15:44,372 I'ma take 'em for my personal archives. 360 00:15:44,408 --> 00:15:46,241 No. No, delete 'em. 361 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:48,460 Now we gotta take 'em off the fuckin' Cloud now, too. 362 00:15:48,495 --> 00:15:50,162 Deleting 'em is taking 'em off the Cloud. 363 00:15:50,214 --> 00:15:52,047 Nah, deleting 'em don't do shit to the Cloud. 364 00:15:52,082 --> 00:15:53,632 Things in the Cloud live forever. 365 00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:55,050 The Cloud ain't really a cloud. 366 00:15:55,085 --> 00:15:56,668 It's a server in Douglas County 367 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:59,337 with a 23-year-old bath salt addict standing next to it 368 00:15:59,389 --> 00:16:01,590 with Deadspin on speed dial. 369 00:16:01,642 --> 00:16:04,676 Jesus, this whole family, they can't wait to shit where they eat. 370 00:16:04,728 --> 00:16:07,896 I admit, I have farted in the kitchen, but that's where it ends. 371 00:16:07,931 --> 00:16:11,650 Reg, in the boy's defense, I've seen a lot of people fuck in my life. 372 00:16:11,685 --> 00:16:15,187 I seen short people fuckin', fat people fuckin', midgets fuckin', 373 00:16:15,239 --> 00:16:18,106 crippled, blind, crazy, all of 'em fuckin'. 374 00:16:18,108 --> 00:16:20,525 I seen a lot of people fuckin'. 375 00:16:20,577 --> 00:16:23,829 I even seen myself fuckin' once or twice in the mirror. 376 00:16:23,864 --> 00:16:26,448 I put mirrors on the ceiling so I could see myself fuckin'. 377 00:16:26,450 --> 00:16:27,916 And the thing about fuckin' is... 378 00:16:27,951 --> 00:16:30,085 Can you please get to the end of this paragraph? 379 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,703 Oh, yeah. Cam and that woman, 380 00:16:31,755 --> 00:16:33,839 there's something crazy going on between them. 381 00:16:33,874 --> 00:16:36,174 I mean, they was fuckin' like the law was coming. 382 00:16:36,210 --> 00:16:37,676 No, I get it. I get it, Uncle Julius. 383 00:16:37,711 --> 00:16:39,427 - I mean, you have to let it take its course, - [sighs] 384 00:16:39,463 --> 00:16:42,214 - like the affliction it is. - Mm. 385 00:16:42,266 --> 00:16:43,548 You dig? 386 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,767 - Yeah, I dig. - I love it, boy. 387 00:16:45,802 --> 00:16:48,637 ♪ 388 00:16:49,773 --> 00:16:51,189 [laughing] 389 00:16:51,225 --> 00:16:53,391 - Come on! - [Groans] 390 00:16:53,443 --> 00:16:55,143 We should put some mile markers back here. 391 00:16:55,195 --> 00:16:56,528 Yeah, I'll get right on that. 392 00:16:56,563 --> 00:16:58,563 [phone rings] 393 00:16:58,615 --> 00:16:59,648 You looking for an interview? 394 00:17:01,318 --> 00:17:02,484 We need to talk. 395 00:17:02,536 --> 00:17:03,818 You all right? 396 00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:05,120 I'll tell you when I see you. 397 00:17:05,155 --> 00:17:06,905 Okay. Uh, lunch spot. 20 minutes. 398 00:17:06,957 --> 00:17:08,990 - Okay. - [phone beeps] 399 00:17:08,992 --> 00:17:12,077 That would be the unmistakable sound of the other shoe dropping. 400 00:17:12,129 --> 00:17:14,880 How many times I gotta tell you there are no free lunches? 401 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,466 [door opens] 402 00:17:18,502 --> 00:17:20,001 You know about us? 403 00:17:20,003 --> 00:17:21,836 Uncle Julius saw you in the garage. 404 00:17:21,838 --> 00:17:23,838 You had my own uncle tail me? 405 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,307 Would you rather it be some outside guy 406 00:17:25,342 --> 00:17:26,725 that would extort me for pictures like Ted? 407 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,059 - Tim. - Shit. 408 00:17:28,095 --> 00:17:29,644 And I would rather you let me live my life. 409 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,179 Yeah, but you see what happens when I do? 410 00:17:31,181 --> 00:17:32,681 7 billion people in the world, 411 00:17:32,683 --> 00:17:34,566 6.9 billion of 'em would fuck you, 412 00:17:34,601 --> 00:17:36,351 and you choose a reporter. 413 00:17:36,353 --> 00:17:38,236 You might as well stand in the middle of Peachtree Street 414 00:17:38,272 --> 00:17:39,771 and set your career on fire. 415 00:17:39,823 --> 00:17:42,073 I tried to stay away from her, but you made me go. 416 00:17:42,109 --> 00:17:43,491 You're Judas. 417 00:17:43,527 --> 00:17:44,859 As a matter of fact, you're worse than Judas. 418 00:17:44,861 --> 00:17:46,161 [stutters] You're Judas's pimp. 419 00:17:46,196 --> 00:17:47,662 That doesn't even make sense. 420 00:17:47,698 --> 00:17:48,914 And, Cam, why didn't you just tell me the truth? 421 00:17:48,949 --> 00:17:50,031 It's embarrassing, man. 422 00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:51,533 I feel like a fucking teenager. 423 00:17:51,585 --> 00:17:53,585 Well, you a teenage baby daddy now. 424 00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:55,086 You think that's what it is? 425 00:17:55,122 --> 00:17:56,504 You didn't wrap up, did you? 426 00:17:56,540 --> 00:17:58,173 Yeah, they got a dispenser at Burnside's. 427 00:17:58,208 --> 00:17:59,457 You should always have one on you, 428 00:17:59,509 --> 00:18:01,042 and another one on you. 429 00:18:01,094 --> 00:18:03,211 In fact, you should have a separate wallet for condoms. 430 00:18:03,213 --> 00:18:05,547 Man, she can't be pregnant. She's, like, Mom's age. 431 00:18:05,549 --> 00:18:07,215 It's the 21st century, okay? 432 00:18:07,217 --> 00:18:09,351 They got women in France having babies in nursing homes. 433 00:18:09,386 --> 00:18:11,886 And the older they are, the more dangerous it is. 434 00:18:11,939 --> 00:18:14,639 They have slow babies. Down syndrome babies. 435 00:18:14,691 --> 00:18:15,857 Ain't that the same thing? 436 00:18:15,892 --> 00:18:17,058 No, one's about the chromosome, 437 00:18:17,110 --> 00:18:18,393 the other one's just born stupid. 438 00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:20,395 Look, rule number one, don't fuck anybody 439 00:18:20,397 --> 00:18:21,896 you don't want the whole world knowing about. 440 00:18:21,898 --> 00:18:23,898 Are you done banging on me about shit already happened? 441 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,700 What you gonna do? 442 00:18:25,736 --> 00:18:27,569 The right thing. 443 00:18:27,571 --> 00:18:29,571 [scoffs] Now? 444 00:18:31,708 --> 00:18:33,408 Well, where you taking me? 445 00:18:33,410 --> 00:18:35,577 - You will see. - I shouldn't have come. 446 00:18:35,579 --> 00:18:37,045 You came because you wanted to. 447 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,913 That don't mean I should've. 448 00:18:38,915 --> 00:18:40,882 Here we are. 449 00:18:40,917 --> 00:18:42,801 Motherfucker, you bought me a chopper? 450 00:18:42,836 --> 00:18:45,920 No. Although I will if that's what it takes. 451 00:18:45,922 --> 00:18:50,141 But first I thought we could start with dinner. 452 00:18:50,177 --> 00:18:52,727 In Paris, France. 453 00:18:52,763 --> 00:18:55,096 A helicopter could go all the way to Paris, France? 454 00:18:55,148 --> 00:18:57,432 No, it would plunge into the Atlantic, 455 00:18:57,484 --> 00:18:59,484 but it can go to the airport 456 00:18:59,519 --> 00:19:02,187 where my jet will take us to Paris, France, 457 00:19:02,239 --> 00:19:05,023 where together we will dine at the Plaza Athénée. 458 00:19:05,075 --> 00:19:06,608 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 459 00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:08,276 Slow down, lowdown, okay? 460 00:19:08,278 --> 00:19:10,945 Let a little steam out of the soup dumpling. 461 00:19:10,998 --> 00:19:12,414 [sighs] 462 00:19:12,449 --> 00:19:14,416 Chen, we... we need to talk. 463 00:19:14,451 --> 00:19:17,786 In China, when a woman says "we need to talk," it always bodes ill. 464 00:19:17,838 --> 00:19:19,621 Ah, it's every fuckin' country. 465 00:19:19,673 --> 00:19:23,625 Chen, what I'm trying to say is that we have ties that bind. 466 00:19:23,677 --> 00:19:26,211 And as much as I would love to reach out to you 467 00:19:26,263 --> 00:19:27,512 and see where this leads... 468 00:19:27,547 --> 00:19:29,097 damn, this is nice. 469 00:19:29,132 --> 00:19:31,383 I mean, what if it doesn't work out? 470 00:19:31,435 --> 00:19:34,352 I mean, could you imagine how much trouble that'll cause for everybody? 471 00:19:34,388 --> 00:19:36,471 Imagine the best, not the worst, Cassie. 472 00:19:36,473 --> 00:19:38,473 Take a leap of faith. 473 00:19:38,475 --> 00:19:41,476 Yeah, well, most leaps of faith end up on the sidewalk. 474 00:19:41,478 --> 00:19:43,278 [sighs] 475 00:19:43,313 --> 00:19:46,481 Chen, I think it's best that we don't shit where we eat. 476 00:19:46,483 --> 00:19:48,900 I've never enjoyed that metaphor. 477 00:19:48,952 --> 00:19:52,737 It puts defecation on the same plane as the search for love. 478 00:19:52,789 --> 00:19:56,291 I agree. No one should yield to simple lust 479 00:19:56,326 --> 00:19:58,710 in one's home or place of business. 480 00:19:58,745 --> 00:20:00,829 Now that is shitting where you eat. 481 00:20:00,831 --> 00:20:02,213 I would never do that. 482 00:20:02,249 --> 00:20:05,050 But when love is possible, 483 00:20:05,085 --> 00:20:07,252 its pursuit must not be equated 484 00:20:07,304 --> 00:20:11,473 to solid waste sliding out of the rectum. 485 00:20:11,508 --> 00:20:14,259 Love is grander than that. 486 00:20:14,311 --> 00:20:18,146 How are we meant to find those we might truly care for? 487 00:20:18,181 --> 00:20:21,266 On social media? So artificial. 488 00:20:21,318 --> 00:20:25,987 Is it not wiser to trust honest, organic exposures? 489 00:20:26,022 --> 00:20:29,357 To friends, to business partners, 490 00:20:29,409 --> 00:20:32,327 to their stunning mothers. 491 00:20:32,362 --> 00:20:35,447 All right, so what you're saying is 492 00:20:35,499 --> 00:20:37,866 when there could be love, 493 00:20:37,868 --> 00:20:40,251 we have a moral obligation to take a shit? 494 00:20:40,287 --> 00:20:42,871 To give a shit. 495 00:20:42,923 --> 00:20:44,873 Give us one date. 496 00:20:44,925 --> 00:20:47,258 A few hours in each other's company 497 00:20:47,294 --> 00:20:50,762 to speak as adults and assess the possibilities. 498 00:20:50,797 --> 00:20:53,882 After that, if you still feel the same, I will demur. 499 00:20:53,884 --> 00:20:56,551 - You will de-what? - Step aside. 500 00:20:59,806 --> 00:21:01,606 One date. 501 00:21:01,641 --> 00:21:03,608 And not in Paris, France. 502 00:21:03,643 --> 00:21:05,727 'Cause I've seen that Liam Neeson Taken, 503 00:21:05,729 --> 00:21:08,980 and I don't go for that bullshit. 504 00:21:09,032 --> 00:21:12,033 I wanna judge based on substance, not style, 505 00:21:12,068 --> 00:21:14,202 so it'd have to be somewhere here in town 506 00:21:14,237 --> 00:21:16,287 at the least fanciest place that we can find. 507 00:21:16,323 --> 00:21:18,907 So you either take that shit or you leave it. 508 00:21:20,494 --> 00:21:24,662 Even a greasy spoon is Alain Ducasse 509 00:21:24,714 --> 00:21:28,333 if I... am with you. 510 00:21:28,385 --> 00:21:31,753 You say weird shit... 511 00:21:31,805 --> 00:21:33,638 but I like it. 512 00:21:33,673 --> 00:21:36,591 ♪ 513 00:21:40,514 --> 00:21:42,847 There's no good way to say this. 514 00:21:42,899 --> 00:21:44,516 I'm prepared to take care of the kid. 515 00:21:44,568 --> 00:21:48,770 Ha. Okay, first of all, I wouldn't know this fast, 516 00:21:48,772 --> 00:21:50,271 and second, pregnant? 517 00:21:50,273 --> 00:21:52,657 Are you kidding me? I'm 47 years old. 518 00:21:52,692 --> 00:21:54,159 Wikipedia says 41. 519 00:21:54,194 --> 00:21:55,493 Yes, I know. I wrote it. 520 00:21:55,529 --> 00:21:58,163 Man, you're even hotter than I thought. 521 00:21:58,198 --> 00:22:01,499 Where does your generation learn how to talk to women? 522 00:22:01,535 --> 00:22:02,867 Never mind. I'm sorry. 523 00:22:02,919 --> 00:22:06,621 You're not pregnant. That's good news. 524 00:22:06,623 --> 00:22:08,623 I have HPV. 525 00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:11,376 Which means you might have it, too. 526 00:22:14,598 --> 00:22:16,965 I don't know what HPV is. 527 00:22:17,017 --> 00:22:19,300 Seriously? 528 00:22:19,352 --> 00:22:22,303 I mean, doesn't sound like something that I want. 529 00:22:22,355 --> 00:22:26,391 I'm pretty sure things named with three letters aren't good. 530 00:22:26,443 --> 00:22:29,477 Any chance it stands for "happy perfect vag"? 531 00:22:30,814 --> 00:22:32,814 How is someone in your position 532 00:22:32,866 --> 00:22:34,649 not better informed about health matters? 533 00:22:34,701 --> 00:22:36,451 I mean, I don't know about brain surgery either. 534 00:22:36,486 --> 00:22:38,486 You're not sticking your brain in someone else. 535 00:22:40,957 --> 00:22:44,375 HPV is a sexually transmitted virus. 536 00:22:45,712 --> 00:22:48,913 So HPV is like HIV for the pussy? 537 00:22:48,965 --> 00:22:51,165 No, it is not HIV for the... 538 00:22:52,636 --> 00:22:54,219 [softly] It's an STD. 539 00:22:54,254 --> 00:22:55,887 Some strains cause cancer. 540 00:22:55,922 --> 00:22:57,171 I'm gonna get dick cancer? 541 00:22:57,224 --> 00:23:00,141 But this one is just the nuisance kind. 542 00:23:00,176 --> 00:23:01,926 How did you get this nuisance? 543 00:23:01,978 --> 00:23:03,895 80% of the population actually has it 544 00:23:03,930 --> 00:23:05,013 in one form or another. 545 00:23:05,015 --> 00:23:07,315 You fucked 80% of the population? 546 00:23:07,350 --> 00:23:10,268 I have been with three people in three years. 547 00:23:12,439 --> 00:23:14,522 Look, I'm sorry. 548 00:23:14,524 --> 00:23:16,274 I didn't know I had it. 549 00:23:16,326 --> 00:23:18,326 I'm not an avid reader of my vagina, 550 00:23:18,361 --> 00:23:20,411 but this morning at my checkup, 551 00:23:20,447 --> 00:23:22,247 my doctor saw something. 552 00:23:22,282 --> 00:23:24,582 Um, I don't know what to say. 553 00:23:24,618 --> 00:23:26,417 Thank you for telling me. 554 00:23:26,453 --> 00:23:28,753 Every animal has its natural enemies. 555 00:23:28,788 --> 00:23:30,622 For man, once it was woolly mammoths, 556 00:23:30,674 --> 00:23:32,624 then it was Germans, now it's viruses. 557 00:23:32,676 --> 00:23:36,427 So me getting this is just God thinning out the herd? 558 00:23:41,635 --> 00:23:43,718 [softly] At least I'm not a daddy. 559 00:23:50,443 --> 00:23:53,611 Thank you. [Giggles] 560 00:23:53,647 --> 00:23:55,813 Thank you. 561 00:24:01,538 --> 00:24:04,622 [waitress coughing] 562 00:24:07,877 --> 00:24:09,627 [coughing continues] 563 00:24:11,247 --> 00:24:12,964 Ahem. 564 00:24:12,999 --> 00:24:14,632 ♪ 565 00:24:14,668 --> 00:24:16,884 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 566 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,337 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 567 00:24:19,389 --> 00:24:23,725 ♪ Girl, I'll never put you down ♪ 568 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:27,312 ♪ Say if I wanted anyone, girl, I want you around ♪ 569 00:24:27,347 --> 00:24:31,399 ♪ 'Cause you bring out the best in me ♪ 570 00:24:31,434 --> 00:24:34,902 ♪ And there's no one else I would rather... ♪ 571 00:24:34,938 --> 00:24:36,904 ♪ 'Cause I love you ♪ 572 00:24:36,940 --> 00:24:38,773 ♪ Need you... ♪ 573 00:24:40,827 --> 00:24:43,745 - Is there a test for it? - No, it's just visual inspections. 574 00:24:43,780 --> 00:24:45,363 CAM: How does that work? 575 00:24:45,415 --> 00:24:46,531 REGGIE: Doctor pours vinegar on your dick. 576 00:24:46,583 --> 00:24:47,749 No, seriously. 577 00:24:47,784 --> 00:24:49,667 No, pours vinegar on your dick 578 00:24:49,703 --> 00:24:51,753 and then looks around for something that makes him or her go, "Hmm." 579 00:24:51,788 --> 00:24:53,705 - Is there a shot for it? - Yeah. 580 00:24:53,757 --> 00:24:56,424 Yeah, but, uh, you... well, you gotta get it before you get the HPV, 581 00:24:56,459 --> 00:24:58,259 and then you gotta never have had sex, 582 00:24:58,294 --> 00:25:00,595 and then you gotta have a different strain than the one you got. 583 00:25:00,630 --> 00:25:02,430 Just say that there's no fucking shot for it. 584 00:25:02,465 --> 00:25:04,215 Just trying to be comprehensive. 585 00:25:04,267 --> 00:25:06,851 Once the symptoms are gone, then the HPV is gone? 586 00:25:06,886 --> 00:25:08,469 No. The symptoms could come back. 587 00:25:08,471 --> 00:25:10,021 But if they don't, then I'm fine. 588 00:25:10,056 --> 00:25:11,723 They not sure, 'cause they think in most cases 589 00:25:11,775 --> 00:25:13,307 the virus leaves the body eventually. 590 00:25:13,309 --> 00:25:15,276 - How long is eventually? - They not sure. 591 00:25:15,311 --> 00:25:17,061 I mean, viruses punch their own clock, Cam. 592 00:25:17,113 --> 00:25:19,147 If I'm wearing a condom, then I can't give it to anyone. 593 00:25:19,149 --> 00:25:22,316 No, you still could via the scrotum or pubic mound. 594 00:25:22,318 --> 00:25:23,651 What is a pubic mound? 595 00:25:23,653 --> 00:25:25,319 Hey, you might not ever have symptoms. 596 00:25:25,321 --> 00:25:27,572 Which means I didn't get the HPV. 597 00:25:27,624 --> 00:25:28,873 - They not sure. - They not sure. 598 00:25:28,908 --> 00:25:30,291 Man, what kind of disease is this? 599 00:25:30,326 --> 00:25:32,326 The fucked up fuckin' fuckin' disease. 600 00:25:32,328 --> 00:25:35,079 What do we pay doctors for if they ain't figured this shit out? 601 00:25:35,131 --> 00:25:36,998 80% of the population has it, 602 00:25:37,050 --> 00:25:39,050 and the other 20%, nobody wants to fuck. 603 00:25:39,085 --> 00:25:40,918 You're not alone. 604 00:25:40,970 --> 00:25:43,171 - Do you have this? - Fuck no. 605 00:25:43,223 --> 00:25:45,006 I'd kill myself. 606 00:25:45,058 --> 00:25:47,308 You're the fixer, Reg. 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