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The team lost five of six games that
I missed after M-Chuck gouged my eye.
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Get out of the past, okay?
We're in the happy present.
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I hate hospitals.
Sick people.
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Dying people.
Healthy people finding out they sick.
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Sounds of tubes sucking shit out of
all the places got leaky shit.
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This ain't my thing, man.
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I let my team down
by missing six games,
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but, you know, I'm back and I'm ready
to bear down and ball.
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37 points,
six rebounds, nine assists.
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On fire and back in the saddle.
What do you have to say?
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Atlanta's a great town.
Great fans.
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I plan on being here
for a long time.
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Jupiter Blackmon wants me
to be his manager.
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Top-ten pick in the NFL draft,
and he wants me.
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I sign Jupiter, I'm not always
gonna be there for Cam.
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Ripped By mstoll
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Mr. Calloway.
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Mr. Calloway.
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Mr. Calloway.
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May I remove your sweatshirt
for the MRI?
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Don't bother. I'm fucked.
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Let's not draw any conclusions until
the doctors have viewed the images.
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- You suggesting I'm not fucked?
- I'm a technician, not a doctor.
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I already seen the doctor.
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The doctor sent me here
because he's stalling
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from telling me my knee is fucked.
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Let's try and remain hopeful, okay?
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Can't believe you guys
are missing my game.
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And I can't believe you're gonna
miss us singing the national anthem.
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At a college game, not my game.
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Invite us to sing
the national anthem
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like Georgia South Eastern
University did and we will.
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That college only invited you
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after I bought it
as a charity auction item, okay?
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It's not my fault that they booked you
the same time I got a game, too.
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I like it when we all together.
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Yeah, you like it when we're all
together watching you play basketball.
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Yeah, that, too.
You think you can come later?
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Oh, your game
is an hour before ours,
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but we got to be there like an hour
earlier, and it's an hour drive.
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Plenty of games we've seen you play,
plenty more to come.
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You're playing New York.
They suck.
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Your coach would give you the day off
to come see us sing.
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- People bought seats to see me play.
- Wasted money.
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When you're up by 40
by the first half,
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people will realize they paid
to come see you sit on the bench.
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Mm.
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Oh, shit, what's Unc got going today?
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Oh, no.
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- That's my brother.
- Where did you find that?!
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Let's show them how it's done.
They ain't got nothing on us!
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- Come on, sis!
- Get it, twirl it!
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- Take it down.
- Take it down.
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All right.
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Fucking fuck, fuck, fuck.
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- Fuck.
- The MRI will take about one hour.
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- God damn it.
- The procedure itself is painless.
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What the fuck is that?
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You ain't fucking
sticking me with that.
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This is a contrast agent
that will help us to see
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if there's any damage.
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You mean how much, not if.
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I ain't roll all the fuck the way down
to you to determine "if."
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- What exactly is the contrast agent?
- Gadolinium.
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Nah, you ain't putting
any nium-ending shit in me.
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I know all about
Madame Curie and radium
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and plutonium and all that, nah.
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Well, your doctor made
a specific request
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to use the gadolinium in your case.
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My case meaning it's a bad case?
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- Gadolinium is perfectly safe.
- You don't know if it's safe inside me.
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I've never had an MRI.
You don't know if I'm allergic.
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- You might feel a little pinch.
- You are in kind of a sadistic rush.
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This room is constantly needed
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by many different people
every day of every year.
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So you need to decide
if you want to get this done
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or I can alert the doctor
if you need a sedative.
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No, I don't need a sedative.
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But how do I know
you're not injecting me
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with some kind of Tuskegee Airmen
poison experiment?
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- You're just gonna have to trust me.
- I barely know you.
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- I'm Cam.
- I know.
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Shall I call the doctor?
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Hit me with the poison,
Dr. Frankenstein.
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Okay.
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All right, now,
as it courses through your body...
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- Ow.
...it may feel warm.
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Like rum, just not any fun.
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What's your cocktail of choice?
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- Ow.
- All right.
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I need you to lean your weight on me
as I lift you.
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Just don't fucking drop me.
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I can't fuck up my other fucking knee.
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Language like that
really isn't necessary.
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Language like that was fucking invented
for situations like this.
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Ah! Ow...
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"The Star-Spangled Banner"
is a hard song to sing
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because it is not well-written.
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- I think saying that is treason.
- And I think you saying that is wrong.
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So let's look over the words,
shall we?
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Baby, don't worry about us, okay?
We have been singing all our lives.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Not in front of 20,000 you ain't.
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Hey, bring it. I'm glad somebody's
giving us a chance to sing in public.
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You bought the chance at the charity
auction, which Cam bought.
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Hey, Cam's generosity is helping
the people with the fucked up mouths.
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- What's it called, Ma?
- Cluttered palates.
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Yeah, the money that was used
to purchase this opportunity
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is helping the fucked-up-mouth kids
get their cluttered palates all fixed.
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No, it's true. You know, they got
snaggle teeth and the weird lips.
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- Their shit is just all screwy.
- Yeah.
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- Damn.
- We must rehearse, people.
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- The performance is nigh.
- "Nigh"?
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- What the hell is wrong with you?
- Fuck you from? The Emerald Forest?
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- Have fun in Denver.
- All right.
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- Fucking right, we gonna get turnt.
- Whoa.
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Oh, no, we not.
We gonna lay flat and low.
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Have an impressive prospect visit
is what I meant.
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No, no, no. See, Missy, me and you
see eye to eye about the need for fun.
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Come nightfall, Jupiter gonna
get his dick wet Denver style.
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Why are you looking at me when
you say that? And you know what?
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You got to watch what you say
out loud in front of people.
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- It's a work trip.
- Man, why you always calling it "work"?
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That is why you signed with him.
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Just can't believe I'm missing
another one of Cam's games.
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- I hate this.
- Playing New York don't count.
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You're building your and his
management business.
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Making sure Jupiter gets a good
contract is helping that business.
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Wish me luck in getting these fools
through the national anthem.
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Look, just make sure when they punch
each other out it's off camera.
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- All cameras.
- All right. Love you.
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Love you.
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- Mm.
- Hey, that's my wife.
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Don't act like I don't touch myself
and think about it.
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What?
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How long do you bury me
in this metal coffin?
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About 45 minutes
if you can stay still.
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- I'm going to lean you back now.
- Wait, hold on.
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Now, you said a lot of people
fly in and out of here
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getting their shit examined
and whatnot.
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So due diligence on my part,
how do you go about eliminating,
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like totally eliminating,
all the sickness and bacteria
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and the blood and the maggot-infested
scabby gash residue
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and the antibiotic resistant,
festering, germy viruses
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that live and breathe in there?
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Well, this machine is disinfected
after every exam.
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Everyone washes thoroughly.
Lean back, please.
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Definitions of thorough vary.
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Mini microbes are microscopic.
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- Naked eye can't see.
- I am aware.
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But you may not be aware of
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is that it's the hospital "staff"
infections that are killing people.
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You get on the Internet,
they can't hide the stats.
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How does this hospital track
who on the staff is infected?
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"Staph" is spelled with a P-H.
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Yeah, because they're afraid
of the lawsuits.
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They changed the spelling
so they ain't liable.
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New spelling doesn't change the stats.
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- It's a totally different word.
- But it sounds the same.
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So connect the dots before
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some flesh-eating shit
eats my flesh and yours.
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Please stay absolutely still.
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Otherwise you will blur the images
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and we will have to redo
this entire procedure.
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Tell my family I said I love them
if they ever show up.
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And tell 'em I'm sorry.
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You know, I always thought
the lyric was "perilous night."
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Fight is perilous, night is not.
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Depends on who
you spent the night with.
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George Zimmerman
could be very perilous.
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- What are "ramparts"?
- I don't have a fucking clue.
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Ram parts are the horns
and meat and shit.
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- This song makes no sense.
- No, sailors kept rams on the ships
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- for their meat and to fuck 'em.
- Julius, shut the fuck up.
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Look, Spanish mariners
invented hot sauce
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to offset the rotten taste of ram.
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- Look it up.
- "Look it up" is what people say
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when they're pulling shit
out their ass.
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No, "look it up" is what people said
when there were encyclopedias.
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- The new phrase is "Google it."
- Look it the fuck up on Google.
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I still don't see why
we're singing about ram parts,
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hot sauce or no.
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Ramparts... one word...
were the top parts of the forts.
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- Over them, you watch things.
- Says here the word is "o'er." No V.
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The stars and stripes
were gallantly streaming
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and gave proof that our flag was seen
by the rocket's red glare.
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Uh, the lights from the rockets.
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There were rockets back in
the George Washington days?
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Why the fuck it take so long
to put a man on the moon?
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The moon landing was fake.
Look that shit up on Google, too.
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Here we go, ready?
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- Fuck you.
- I am not flat.
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You have to get on top of that note.
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I think you're just playing
the wrong piano key over there.
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You're not even singing
the right words.
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- Really?
- Ah, ah, ah. Start again.
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Follow me.
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- Ma.
- Nice! That was nice!
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Oh, my God, Missy.
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When you started singing with us,
I mean, we were tight.
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Wow, y'all make me
want to love this country.
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I'm sorry. Sorry.
I overstepped.
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No, girl, you just stepped up our game.
You singing with us.
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I thought y'all was gonna do
some Supreme thing.
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Who gonna jump out
in the front like Diana?
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Look, she gonna be in the front,
but watch your back, girls.
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Doing okay in there?
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Fucking cloud nine.
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- How bad does it look?
- The doctor will share his diagnosis
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- once he's viewed the images.
- But you've had this job long enough
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to know whether I have a year-ending
injury or a career-ending injury.
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My job is to make certain
these images are clear.
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Which means your job
is to have X-ray vision,
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which means you could
definitely diagnose this
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if there were a gun pointed
at your head.
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Lf, like most guns,
it's made of metal,
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the giant magnet in the MRI
would pull it away from my head.
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So I wouldn't feel pressured
to say anything I shouldn't.
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How many MRIs
have you administered?
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Enough to know that I can't speculate
on the images with a patient.
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Fine, don't speculate.
Speak in code.
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- Can you read these things?
- Almost done, Mr. Calloway.
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That was not my question.
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And I gather you're a guy who always
gets his questions answered.
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When it's involving my career, I like
to get as much information as I can.
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- Ow.
- You'll have it soon enough.
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Can't you just, like, wink and tell me
I'm all right? Just a wink.
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Let me help you down
so I can get you into that wheelchair.
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How long will I be
in the wheelchair?
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What do you look like
when you smile, Allison?
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- Ms. Pierce.
- Ms. Pierce, I'm a man
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who makes a living running and jumping,
I need my knees.
232
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If my knee is shot,
I prefer to get bad news from you.
233
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I am not qualified to answer.
234
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:44,850
Let's not quibble over qualifications.
Hazard a guess.
235
00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:47,950
That would be unethical.
Ethics are modifiable.
236
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,426
You've got politics in your future.
237
00:13:49,461 --> 00:13:52,430
I want to know if I got
basketball in my future.
238
00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:54,364
I'm just asking you to do me a solid
239
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,732
and tell me, in your experience,
what we're dealing with here.
240
00:13:56,769 --> 00:14:00,762
I'd waive my right to ethics if you'd
consider this a unique and special case.
241
00:14:00,806 --> 00:14:04,139
They're my ethics, not yours,
and everyone's a special case.
242
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:07,373
How many MRIs have you taken
that involved career-ending injuries?
243
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:09,938
Many less than those
that involve life-ending tumors.
244
00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:12,109
My knee has a tumor?
245
00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:14,745
I'll let the radiologist and your team
doctor know that we're done.
246
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,721
You can't just say "tumor"
and drop the mic.
247
00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:18,120
I'm dying here.
248
00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:20,990
I'm not dying, but I'm dying to know.
Like, how bad is it?
249
00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:26,120
Shit, you're like CIA.
Just wink if I'm gonna be okay.
250
00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:28,292
Can't be unethical to have
something stuck in your eye
251
00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:30,165
and you got to wink it out.
252
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:32,432
The doctors will share the results
with you momentarily.
253
00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:42,140
Mr. Calloway...
254
00:14:57,196 --> 00:15:00,097
So we just landed, and now you flying
back to Atlanta to hold Cam's hand?
255
00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:02,464
What about my hand?
I haven't been drafted yet, Reggie.
256
00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:04,696
Jupiter, I just got to see
how bad Cam is.
257
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,103
I'll make sure he's set up, and then
I'm getting back on a plane to you.
258
00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:08,663
- Missy can't handle it?
- Missy ain't his manager.
259
00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:10,572
- I'm just saying.
- Look, if you was in the hospital,
260
00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:12,543
you wouldn't want me there
looking after you?
261
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,569
How hot are the nurses?
'Cause if they hot, I don't need you.
262
00:15:14,613 --> 00:15:18,105
Okay, Jupiter, here is some cash
for a taxi and a dinner.
263
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,549
Do not leave the hotel room tonight.
264
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,280
I'll make some calls,
I'll rearrange our stuff,
265
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,288
and then I'm back first thing
in the morning, okay?
266
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:25,916
Baggage claim is that way.
I will text you with the hotel details.
267
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,789
I need snacks.
268
00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:30,693
Go directly to the hotel, room service,
get all the snacks you want.
269
00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:32,663
- Seriously? You paying?
- Yes.
270
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:34,029
- 'Cause it's expensive.
- I know.
271
00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,125
- And cashews is, like, $60.
- I got you.
272
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:39,228
- Can I have some candy?
- You're in training, Jupiter.
273
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,501
- Get the candy. Don't leave the room.
- That's what's up.
274
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:44,065
All right, go get some sleep.
I'll be back.
275
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:47,203
- Tell Cam to nut up.
- All right.
276
00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:55,919
Cam, you have a grade-two MCL injury.
277
00:15:57,756 --> 00:16:00,816
Why the hell'd you tell me
I was gonna be okay?
278
00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:03,885
- Excuse me?
- Ms. Pierce examined my images
279
00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:05,419
and told me I was gonna be okay.
280
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,523
- That is messed up.
- Did she?
281
00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:10,763
- Allison, you care to comment?
- She's right.
282
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:14,034
- You're gonna be okay.
- You just said I tore my MCL.
283
00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:16,701
No, no, I said that you have
a grade-two MCL injury.
284
00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:19,677
That's a strain. That's not a tear.
That's good news.
285
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,340
What Derrick Rose had is bad news.
286
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:25,748
He had a tear, but according to
these pictures, you do not have a tear.
287
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:29,242
Now we're gonna send these images
over to Dr. Elattrache to confirm,
288
00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:31,779
- but that's all it is.
- Then why does it hurt so bad?
289
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:35,419
Strain means it was pulled to
the tearing point but did not tear.
290
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:38,294
Sometimes strains
hurt more than tears.
291
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:41,231
- Where'd you read that?
- I said sometimes they can.
292
00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:43,359
And I don't need to have
read about it anywhere.
293
00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:45,370
I only need to have been
doing this for 25 years.
294
00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:48,168
And also to have been sitting next to
the bench where I saw this man
295
00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:50,971
hyperextend his knee
diving for a basketball.
296
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,443
Any other flip questions?
297
00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:54,105
No, I was just wondering
if there was an article
298
00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:56,137
in a journal or something
that I missed.
299
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:59,776
Yeah, you missed the article that said,
"radiologists speak when spoken to."
300
00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:01,410
Don't get salty with me, Huffman.
301
00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:04,786
Strains hurt more
than tears sometimes.
302
00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:06,290
That's the way the human body works.
303
00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:08,293
It says,
"I'm gonna make this hurt like hell
304
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:10,727
because I want you to sit down
before it tears."
305
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:11,752
You understand?!
306
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:14,595
Sports injuries have been my work
for the past 25 years.
307
00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:16,965
- Yeah, you already mentioned that.
- Hey, guys, it's just a strain.
308
00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:19,994
You got an issue with me, why don't you
take it up with my dad, John Francoeur?
309
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:23,566
- Your badge says "Frankel."
- Yeah, I changed my name.
310
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:26,635
I like to see how people treat me
before they learn my lineage.
311
00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:29,613
I'll tell Dad how you spoke to me.
He will tune you up.
312
00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:32,708
Well, you tell your daddy,
Lady Bird Francoeur,
313
00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:35,584
any time he wants to tangle
with me, I'm here.
314
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,646
- I'll call him right now.
- Good, text him.
315
00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:40,385
- I'll send him a fucking E-vite.
- Good, I'll be right here.
316
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:44,521
Okay, Cam.
Listen, you're gonna miss some time.
317
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:47,088
But if you stay off it
and you ice it,
318
00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:48,861
you should be good to go
in a couple of weeks.
319
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,391
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
320
00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:51,835
I don't say things that I shouldn't.
321
00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:56,330
Ms. Pierce, despite your grave error
in judgment, excellent photos.
322
00:17:56,375 --> 00:18:00,311
Thank you, sir.
And I'm sorry about saying anything.
323
00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:02,939
Water under the bridge. Can you
take him over to the nurse's station?
324
00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:05,643
And, Cam, I'll be right with you
after I talk to Mr. Flaherty.
325
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,454
Wait here and I'll get a nurse.
326
00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:14,823
Allison, I'm sorry.
327
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:19,454
- You only care about yourself.
- It was a shitty thing I did.
328
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:22,365
You cried boy tears and I got weak.
I've got no one to blame but myself.
329
00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:25,302
I was scared.
I behaved badly.
330
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:28,329
Now I'm scared, laying here
under the bus with my job now at risk.
331
00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:30,739
Don't worry about under the bus.
He said water under the bridge.
332
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,108
He's not my boss.
The other guy is.
333
00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:34,339
The one who works here full time.
334
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:36,404
I've never even met
your team doctor till today.
335
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,143
Well, that argument was about them.
336
00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:39,912
Some history I don't even know
what they were talking about.
337
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,180
I'll say something to the radiologist.
338
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:44,155
You will say nothing
regarding me ever again.
339
00:18:44,189 --> 00:18:45,850
Don't make this more than it is.
340
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:47,722
You have no grasp at all, do you?
341
00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:50,728
I realize I was completely uncool.
Forgive me.
342
00:18:50,762 --> 00:18:54,129
I'll tell them it was just a joke.
I'll say that you didn't tell...
343
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:55,895
Allison, listen.
344
00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:58,198
- Ow!
- Stop making a scene.
345
00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:00,330
- That was fuckin' stupid.
- Hey, get back in the chair.
346
00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:01,839
- Getting back, getting back.
- In the chair.
347
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:05,139
Nutrition, 3287.
348
00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:07,111
Nutrition, 3287.
349
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:11,214
- What's this room?
- This is the damage control room
350
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,343
where I damage people
who are out of control.
351
00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:14,784
All right, calm down.
352
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,253
I'll calm down
when it's time to calm down.
353
00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:19,086
- You threw me under the bus.
- You winked, you didn't tell.
354
00:19:19,124 --> 00:19:20,614
It's not your fault
I'm a charming guy.
355
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,024
You're the worst kind of guy.
356
00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:24,927
Charming when it suits you
and selfish when you're scared.
357
00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:27,363
You're judging me from
a very small sample size.
358
00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:30,857
People's behavior under duress
reveals who they really are.
359
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:33,030
You drop F-bombs on people
who are trying to help you
360
00:19:33,071 --> 00:19:35,232
and you put their jobs at risk
when they're trying to comfort you.
361
00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:39,233
This is no one's fault but my own,
but, damn, Mr. Superstar,
362
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:41,109
you're a superstar jerk,
aren't you?
363
00:19:41,146 --> 00:19:42,704
Let me make it up to you.
Let me take you out.
364
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:45,080
Right, because I'm a woman,
365
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,017
and not only am I swayed
by boy tears,
366
00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:49,748
but all I really want is just a nice
dinner date to make everything better.
367
00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:51,255
If that's how you say yes, great.
368
00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:54,453
My mother would hate me for talking
like this, but my daddy would love it.
369
00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:57,326
Fuck you!
370
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,421
I was in pain.
Actually, I'm still in pain.
371
00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:01,227
But this is good.
This is distracting me.
372
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:03,291
Give me my phone
or I will call security.
373
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:05,929
I'm gonna call my cell from your phone
so that I have your number
374
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:07,495
and you can continue
to chew me out in private
375
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,234
because this is really constructive.
376
00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:13,677
- I just need your password.
- F-U-C-K-O-F-F.
377
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:16,306
"Fuckoff." Didn't work.
378
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:18,612
I'll try again, but if it's wrong,
your phone's gonna freeze.
379
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:20,083
Give me my fucking phone.
380
00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:22,245
I'm feeling something electric here.
381
00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:23,720
- Rage.
- Yeah, I like it.
382
00:20:23,755 --> 00:20:25,655
Do you want to explore this over sushi?
You like sushi?
383
00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:28,057
When a woman stands up to
a privileged asshole,
384
00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:30,254
it releases all kinds of
unfamiliar endorphins.
385
00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:33,992
- How about Italian?
- Get well soon, fucko.
386
00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:38,492
Wetzel Pretzel at Lenox Mall?
387
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,980
It's "gallantly," not "valiantly."
You said "or." It's "o'er."
388
00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:54,349
It's cold in here.
389
00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:56,513
That's why I wear my driver's gloves.
390
00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:58,352
Got to get yourself
some of them lambskins.
391
00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:01,484
They do more for you than just condoms.
They fit my ram parts.
392
00:21:01,526 --> 00:21:03,391
I should be out front.
393
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,225
- Tell her.
- Not a chance, Sparkle.
394
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,858
Listen, can we just please
get our phones back, okay?
395
00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:09,161
I'm not good without my phone.
396
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,532
My phone needs me,
and I need my phone.
397
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:12,901
In due time. We need to do this
without the sheets now.
398
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,839
Say, man, I ain't even singing.
Why'd you take my phone?
399
00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:18,570
Because you kept showing videos
to these guys.
400
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:21,875
So instead of learning the words,
they watched.
401
00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:23,676
It was a little funny,
though, wasn't it?
402
00:21:23,715 --> 00:21:26,980
No, it wasn't. I work for
Georgia South Eastern University.
403
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:30,580
And neither this school nor this nation
will be embarrassed by you.
404
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:32,817
What?
405
00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:34,723
We go on in half an hour.
406
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,729
Sing it right so I can get
my fucking phone back.
407
00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:44,767
I'll have you released.
408
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:46,930
We'll transport you home in about five.
409
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:49,600
- You good?
- Yeah.
410
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,973
All right.
411
00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:08,853
This is Dr. Huffman, could you
please connect me to the MRI room?
412
00:22:08,894 --> 00:22:11,727
Allison Pierce, MRI.
413
00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:14,061
Cam Calloway, seriously sorry.
414
00:22:14,099 --> 00:22:15,760
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
415
00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:18,133
Look, you have every right
to be angry with me.
416
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,695
Everything you said about me
is completely true.
417
00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:22,730
But I'm telling you
from the bottom of my heart,
418
00:22:22,774 --> 00:22:25,743
I am not the guy that you witnessed
in the last two hours of meeting me.
419
00:22:25,777 --> 00:22:28,575
I'm a flawed person,
but I'm not irredeemable.
420
00:22:28,613 --> 00:22:31,275
- And I really want to take you out.
- You keep telling me that,
421
00:22:31,316 --> 00:22:32,908
and I keep telling you
to leave me alone.
422
00:22:32,951 --> 00:22:35,112
I will if you go on one date.
423
00:22:35,153 --> 00:22:37,644
So I have to pay a date ransom
to stop your stalking?
424
00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:39,156
Whatever works.
425
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,558
Let's just call it an off-site
formal apology appointment
426
00:22:42,594 --> 00:22:47,088
where I once again express my regret
for having an incredibly bad moment.
427
00:22:47,132 --> 00:22:49,794
Or two. Or more.
428
00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:53,665
My shift ends at 2:00 a.m.
429
00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:56,799
If you're here, maybe you
get my number, not promising.
430
00:22:56,842 --> 00:23:00,141
Um, look, I got to ice and rest
431
00:23:00,178 --> 00:23:02,373
and then soon there's about to be
a Vicodin in my blood.
432
00:23:02,414 --> 00:23:05,212
- 2:00 A.M. Is unlikely.
- Good. Look at us.
433
00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:07,946
We met, said hello,
fought, said good-bye.
434
00:23:07,986 --> 00:23:11,114
We got through a whole relationship
without having to have one.
435
00:23:23,635 --> 00:23:26,661
Oh, my God, baby.
Why didn't you call me first thing?
436
00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:31,335
- I knew you had your big thing.
- Baby, you are my thing.
437
00:23:31,376 --> 00:23:34,539
- You're my son.
- I know. I'm fine. It's just a strain.
438
00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:36,809
- Thank God.
- I'm gonna be fine.
439
00:23:36,848 --> 00:23:39,009
I didn't want you guys to know
until after you sang.
440
00:23:39,050 --> 00:23:43,043
Oh, baby, you're more important to us
than some national fucking anthem.
441
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:45,522
I know, but, hey,
the show must go on and all.
442
00:23:45,557 --> 00:23:48,390
Well, it's going on without us.
443
00:24:09,347 --> 00:24:11,076
Thank you.
444
00:24:13,151 --> 00:24:16,177
Thank you. Thank you.
445
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,986
Oh, shit.
446
00:24:32,671 --> 00:24:34,935
- All right, bye.
- Bye.
447
00:24:37,609 --> 00:24:41,045
Ms. Pierce.
448
00:24:49,621 --> 00:24:52,249
Hang on, I got... I got
a pen and paper somewhere.
449
00:24:53,758 --> 00:24:55,453
That's cold.
450
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,494
How do I know that
this is really you?
451
00:25:10,709 --> 00:25:13,906
Hi, you've reached Allison.
Leave a message.
452
00:25:13,945 --> 00:25:15,810
See you soon.
453
00:25:18,817 --> 00:25:23,083
- Did you get a good look at her?
- No, but I did get a look at your knee,
454
00:25:23,121 --> 00:25:24,554
and you need to be off it.
455
00:25:24,589 --> 00:25:27,990
So now that you got this random shorty's
number, can we please go home?
456
00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:30,187
She ain't random.
457
00:25:30,228 --> 00:25:33,254
You didn't have to fly back, man.
Shit happens.
458
00:25:33,298 --> 00:25:36,358
You best be getting back on a plane
because Jupiter alone in Denver,
459
00:25:36,401 --> 00:25:38,733
definition of "shit happens."
460
00:25:38,770 --> 00:25:41,000
Man, I'm just glad you all right, Cam.
461
00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:44,634
I land in Denver,
I get all these texts.
462
00:25:44,676 --> 00:25:47,839
My heart's in my throat.
Just not a good day for me.
463
00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:51,315
And I know it was not
a good day for you.
464
00:25:51,349 --> 00:25:55,080
- I think I really like this girl.
- You don't even know her.
465
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:58,578
I got instincts.
466
00:26:55,000 --> 00:27:03,000
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