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So I took that baby and I ran.
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I ran like the wind to that hospital,
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must've been five or six miles,
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and... when I got there,
I handed her to the doctor
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just in the nick of time.
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Or else she wouldn't have made it?
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Let's just be glad
we didn't have to find out.
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And this is the daughter of
the son you didn't know you had?
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Yeah, that part's not important.
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So that makes you a grandfather?
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Does it? I don't really let
labels define me. (chuckles)
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That's an amazing story.
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(chuckles)
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Mm.
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♪ ♪
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Mmm. It's crazy, all these years
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your son never knew his father.
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I mean, it's basically exactly my story.
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I wish I knew who my father was.
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He's out there somewhere.
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Mmm, mmm...
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You know anything about your father?
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No. He was just some guy
who slept around a lot.
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Oh.
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Oh, I love your place.
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JIMMY: So...
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where were you born?
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- Right here, baby.
- (chuckles): Oh.
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- That's very cool.
- (laughs)
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So, your mom, what was her story...
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back in the day?
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I think she was a bartender.
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- Ah.
- (laughs)
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You know what, um, what bar
she worked at, by any chance?
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Why are we still talking about my mom?
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It's kind of killing the vibe.
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- I don't mean to kill the vibe.
- Okay.
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I just... thought it'd be extra romantic
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if... I knew for sure
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that... you aren't my daughter.
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What?
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I just found out that
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I have a son that I didn't know about,
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and it's... you know, it's just
sort of in my head now.
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I mean, what if
there are others out there?
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I slept with a lot of bartenders
in the late '80s.
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I mean, there was
this movie called Cocktail
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that came out, and for some reason
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it just made me extremely horny.
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Do you have a picture of your mother?
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'Cause... No, you know what?
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No, that wouldn't help at all.
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Send her my picture.
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No, I'm not sending my mom your picture,
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and I'm not calling her
to find out what bar
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in Toronto she worked at
when I was conceived.
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Oh. Well... (claps hands)
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I've never been to Toronto.
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Problem solved.
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Good news.
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I'm not your father.
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Where were we?
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I'll just call you a cab, huh?
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Sync and corrections by squallounet
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey, kid. All right.
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(mumbles)
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Nice to see you. Frank.
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- Hey, boss, you are looking good tonight.
- Thanks, Ravi.
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No. Thank you for being
such a pleasure to look at.
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ANNELISE: Hey, boss.
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Looking good. Hair's on point.
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- What the hell's going on?
- Why would something be going on?
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'Cause you never compliment me
unless you want something.
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- Hey, Jimmy?
- And you went for a hair compliment,
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- which you know is my weakness. I mean...
- Jimmy? Jimmy?
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Why don't you try a little
subtlety out? What, Ravi?
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No, I just wanted to reiterate
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that you're looking good tonight.
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I know what's going on with you two.
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You two want to be my plus one
for Diddy's White Party
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this Saturday, so you're buttering me up.
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Let me tell you something.
I don't play that game.
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I play this game. Both of you
have to write a song about me.
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The better song gets you
into the party with me.
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I'm not writing a song about you.
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♪ Funny thing about wishes ♪
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♪ Is sometimes they come true ♪
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♪ Now, Jimmy, here's my wish for you. ♪
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- And we have a winner!
- (Ravi laughs)
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Annelise, you're in.
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- What?!
- Yes!
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- Wait. What? Why?
- It was always gonna be Annelise.
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Oh, hey, you need to stop by
table 12 before they go.
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Ugh! Why?
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Because it's your family,
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and you invited them, but you barely said
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so much as "hello" the entire night.
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Right, my family. I forgot
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I have one of those now.
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How great is this?
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You know, our first
family dinner with my dad.
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Well, there's a lot of dinner,
not a lot of dad.
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He's around.
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You know, he showed us to our table.
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He sent the crumb guy over.
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We saw him tell that joke.
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Couldn't hear it. Looked hilarious.
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And besides,
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how often do my mama and my baby mama
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get to have dinner together?
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Shell-fie! (laughs)
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All right, hashtag
wordplay, hashtag Jimmy's,
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hashtag... oh... strong-not-skinny.
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What's your user name? I'll tag you.
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It's "I'm a 46-year-old woman."
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Hey! So good to see you all again!
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It's great to be here.
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I only came because Gerald wanted me to.
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Thank you for making that clear.
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And because I assume the food is free.
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We'll see. (laughs)
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(sighs)
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Well, it was great to see you all.
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I'm gonna go put out some fires.
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It's-it's crazy tonight.
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Oh, no, it's not.
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It's actually really smooth.
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- (whispering)
- Stop talking?
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- Okay.
- (laughs) Oh.
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All right.
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- Good-bye, pork chop.
- Bye.
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Great seeing your cute little face.
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- (laughs)
- Yeah. Which reminds me.
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We still don't allow children here,
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so could you put a coat over
her head when you take her out?
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Or we could slide down your garbage chute.
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No. We don't have a garbage chute.
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We're on street level.
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Uh, you know, I'm gonna go talk
to Jimmy real quick.
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Talk amongst yourselves.
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Hi.
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How old did you say you were?
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Oh, we don't need to talk about that.
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Hey, Dad... or, uh, Jimmy.
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Hey! Hey.
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Uh, you know, it was really fun
seeing you tonight.
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Yeah, uh, but I was thinking
it would be fun
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to see you sometime
when you're not working.
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Are you kidding me? I'd love that.
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You tell me when, and I'll be there.
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Great! Uh, come spend the day
with us on Saturday.
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Eh, Saturday's not good.
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You sure? We got a whole
family outing planned.
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Yeah, we're gonna go to the beach,
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cruise through a drive-through
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or, you know, eat inside
if we're feeling crazy.
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I can't. I got to go to this party.
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And it's not just any party.
It's Diddy's White Party.
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And it's not just any Diddy's White Party.
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It's the first Diddy's White Party
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to hit the West Coast since 2009.
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- Oh, like El Niño.
- Is that a rapper?
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The El Niño Southern Oscillation?
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It's a weather pattern.
Yeah, it's a rapper.
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See, Gerry important to me.
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I mean, it's a good chance for me
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to do some networking for the restaurant,
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there's a whole charity component,
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Kate Upton might be there.
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I get it. Yeah, I just thought it'd be fun
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for you to, uh, see
what a family weekend's like.
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But, uh, I'll send you pictures.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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What, Ravi?
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Are you really gonna blow
off your kid like that?
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I'm not blowing him off.
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I'm just setting some boundaries.
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Everybody thinks that, uh,
when you have a family,
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you have to give up your old life.
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Well, guess what. My old life is amazing.
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I don't know if I'm cut out
to be those dads
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I see on Sunday when I drive by the zoo.
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It's like, uh... Oh, you know what?
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I wrote down this really
smart observation. Hold on.
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One second. Uh, it's like, um...
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"It's like those people
are the ones in cages."
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You were driving, and you stopped
to write that down? Yeah.
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Hmm. Look at me.
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I worked very hard to be this kind of man.
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This is the kind of man people
see at Diddy's White Party
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and say, "Yes, he should be
at Diddy's White Party."
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Not the kind of man
that's sitting in the back
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of a station wagon,
singing songs, with a fanny pack
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full of wipes. That's
reasonable, right, Victor?
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A horse kicked me
in the penis when I was 16,
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and now I can't have children.
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Jimmy, when my wife left me last autumn,
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it felt like I got kicked
in the penis by a horse.
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No, it didn't.
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My point is, seize every moment
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with your family, Jimmy, trust me.
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You know, maybe you're right.
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I'm trying to set boundaries,
and maybe I don't even want to.
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I mean, they're not so bad, right?
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I mean, I like that baby, and
the kid clearly needs my help.
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What's one more party?
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I've been to so many parties.
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And Kate Upton probably won't
even show up.
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She never shows up.
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Yeah, a family day would
be good. Maybe I'll do that.
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If you're not going to the
party, can I go instead?
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No.
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Can I go?
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God, you guys ready? Jimmy said
he'll be here any minute.
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Just so you know, based on
when I was dating him,
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that could mean anything
from "he'll be here soon"
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to "we'll never see him again."
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He'll be here.
He texted that he's excited.
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No, you texted him, "Are you excited?"
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And he texted back, "Okay."
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(singsongy): What up? What up?
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(singsongy): What up with you?
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Oh, sorry, that wasn't for
you. Got to do this again.
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What up? What up?
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It's family fun day, bitches!
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Hey, I know
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you have a tremendous
soul-killing crush on her.
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- Sure do.
- Can I ask why?
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Aside from the fact that she's
the mother of your child?
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And that?
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Look, it's like an M. Night
Shyamalan movie, you know?
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You think you got it all
figured out, and bang!
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You know, it hits you
with a crazy awesome surprise
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you never saw coming.
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So Vanessa's been dead the entire time?
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Just try to get to know her, all right?
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No! Maybe.
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Oh, yeah!
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Now it's a family Saturday.
Pop-Pop's here!
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No. Jimmy. Jimmy's here.
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That is a bold hat choice
you got going there, kiddo.
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I got you one.
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Um, you ready to go?
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Uh, do you have your swimsuit on
under that actual suit?
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We're gonna take Edie into
the water for the first time.
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Oh, I don't swim. Old football injury.
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He thinks his legs are too skinny.
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He always has, and he
never played football.
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Yes, because my legs are too skinny.
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No worries. (laughs)
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Family fun day, y'all!
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(imitates record scratching)
Let's do this! Yeah.
253
00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:54,281
(indistinct chatter)
254
00:08:54,317 --> 00:08:56,016
Did everyone pee?
255
00:08:56,052 --> 00:08:58,319
- I need to pee.
- Just do it now. Yeah?
256
00:08:58,354 --> 00:09:01,355
- Want to do it now?
- VANESSA: Guys, Jimmy has to move his car.
257
00:09:01,391 --> 00:09:04,191
♪ ♪
258
00:09:08,259 --> 00:09:09,687
I can't believe I used to think
259
00:09:09,687 --> 00:09:11,854
the world outside this
party was worth living in.
260
00:09:11,890 --> 00:09:14,991
Hey, when this thing ends,
do you promise you'll kill me?
261
00:09:15,026 --> 00:09:16,526
Promise you'll kill me, too?
262
00:09:16,561 --> 00:09:18,161
BOTH: Same time.
263
00:09:18,196 --> 00:09:19,762
(whooping)
264
00:09:19,798 --> 00:09:21,831
Yeah! ♪
♪
265
00:09:21,866 --> 00:09:24,600
♪ This old man, he played six ♪
266
00:09:24,636 --> 00:09:26,836
♪ He played knickknack on my sticks ♪
267
00:09:26,871 --> 00:09:28,404
♪ With a knickknack ♪
268
00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:29,939
♪ Paddy wack, give a dog a bone ♪
269
00:09:29,974 --> 00:09:31,407
(women screaming)
270
00:09:31,443 --> 00:09:32,842
♪ This old man came rolling home... ♪
271
00:09:32,877 --> 00:09:34,510
Should we try to harmonize?
272
00:09:34,546 --> 00:09:36,045
- Sure, let's do that.
- You go high, I'll go low.
273
00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:39,148
♪ ♪
274
00:09:41,486 --> 00:09:43,352
- All right, six hot dogs.
- You want ice cream?
275
00:09:43,388 --> 00:09:45,254
- Two Cokes...
- Ooh, yeah.
276
00:09:45,290 --> 00:09:47,423
- I got ketchup...
- Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
277
00:09:47,459 --> 00:09:49,192
- Ketchup on my...
- (crying)
278
00:09:49,227 --> 00:09:53,463
♪ You're under order, you're my recruit ♪
279
00:09:53,498 --> 00:09:56,732
♪ I'll show you how to execute ♪
280
00:09:56,768 --> 00:09:59,168
♪ I want the willing with... ♪
281
00:10:00,472 --> 00:10:01,771
Jimmy?
282
00:10:01,806 --> 00:10:02,939
No.
283
00:10:02,974 --> 00:10:04,974
Steve?
284
00:10:05,009 --> 00:10:06,876
Yeah. Yeah, that's me.
285
00:10:06,911 --> 00:10:09,679
(indistinct chatter)
286
00:10:11,316 --> 00:10:13,483
(Edie babbles, Gerald sighs)
287
00:10:13,518 --> 00:10:15,852
We just got to scope out a spot.
288
00:10:18,022 --> 00:10:20,490
Look at him. He's making Dad Face.
289
00:10:20,525 --> 00:10:21,924
What's Dad Face?
290
00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,460
What him and the other dads are making.
291
00:10:24,496 --> 00:10:26,462
Are you really criticizing his face?
292
00:10:26,498 --> 00:10:28,331
No, I like his face. He's got my face.
293
00:10:28,366 --> 00:10:29,899
- He just doesn't know how to use it.
- GERALD: Guys!
294
00:10:29,934 --> 00:10:32,168
I found a spot near the garbage can!
295
00:10:32,203 --> 00:10:33,903
Let's set up by the garbage!
296
00:10:33,938 --> 00:10:35,304
The garbage!
297
00:10:35,340 --> 00:10:38,274
Yeah, I got it. Garbage.
298
00:10:38,309 --> 00:10:41,377
(grunting)
299
00:10:43,848 --> 00:10:46,215
(phone chimes)
300
00:10:46,239 --> 00:10:53,818
_
301
00:10:53,842 --> 00:10:57,105
_
302
00:10:58,696 --> 00:11:01,430
So, you take a lot
of pictures of yourself.
303
00:11:01,466 --> 00:11:03,666
Thank you. Yeah, it's
self-expression, you know?
304
00:11:03,701 --> 00:11:05,668
Gives me a way to be artistic.
305
00:11:05,703 --> 00:11:08,504
So what's new with you? (Edie babbles)
306
00:11:08,540 --> 00:11:12,141
What's the latest in the life of my son's
307
00:11:12,176 --> 00:11:14,143
friend who he had a child with?
308
00:11:14,178 --> 00:11:17,179
Actually, I think I've figured
out my five-year plan.
309
00:11:17,215 --> 00:11:19,482
- Really?
- Yeah. I'm gonna make instructional
310
00:11:19,517 --> 00:11:21,017
makeup videos on YouTube.
311
00:11:21,052 --> 00:11:23,119
Uh-huh. Yeah.
312
00:11:23,154 --> 00:11:24,520
All right! Beach setup complete!
313
00:11:24,556 --> 00:11:25,988
Uh, but we'll need more wet wipes
314
00:11:26,024 --> 00:11:27,657
if we're gonna be here till 7:00.
315
00:11:27,692 --> 00:11:29,058
We're gonna be here till night?
316
00:11:29,093 --> 00:11:31,327
Yeah. That's when
the ghost crabs come out.
317
00:11:31,362 --> 00:11:32,628
And?
318
00:11:32,664 --> 00:11:34,964
And they put on quite the show.
319
00:11:34,999 --> 00:11:37,133
All right, all right, okay.
320
00:11:37,168 --> 00:11:39,201
You know what? You and I...
321
00:11:39,237 --> 00:11:41,637
- we're gonna go get some wet wipes, okay?
- Okay.
322
00:11:41,673 --> 00:11:42,705
Uh, I can go, too.
323
00:11:42,740 --> 00:11:43,551
Oh, no, no.
324
00:11:43,551 --> 00:11:47,009
Stay here and keep Vanessa company.
325
00:11:48,713 --> 00:11:50,313
Perfect.
326
00:11:50,348 --> 00:11:52,214
♪ ♪
327
00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:54,550
♪ Hi, hi, howdy, howdy, hi, hi,
where everyone is minus ♪
328
00:11:54,586 --> 00:11:57,053
♪ You can call me multiply,
just so you know, yes, yes... ♪
329
00:11:57,088 --> 00:11:58,487
GERALD: What are we doing here?
330
00:11:58,523 --> 00:11:59,889
We're on a wipe run.
331
00:11:59,924 --> 00:12:01,490
JIMMY: Welcome to the White Party.
332
00:12:01,526 --> 00:12:03,326
Oh.
333
00:12:03,361 --> 00:12:05,695
Did you say White Party or Wipe Party?
334
00:12:05,730 --> 00:12:08,064
- Will you stop thinking about wipes?!
- Okay.
335
00:12:09,901 --> 00:12:11,901
It's just, we're on a wipe run, you know.
336
00:12:11,936 --> 00:12:13,235
Get out of the car!
337
00:12:13,271 --> 00:12:15,638
Wipe party would be crazy.
338
00:12:18,531 --> 00:12:21,432
Hide the car. Hey, meet us out
in front in 15 seconds.
339
00:12:21,468 --> 00:12:22,834
We're coming in hot.
340
00:12:22,869 --> 00:12:24,602
Hat! Hat! Hat! Hat! Hat!
341
00:12:24,638 --> 00:12:26,904
Wait, wait, wait.
We're just gonna ditch everyone?
342
00:12:26,940 --> 00:12:28,339
It's family fun day!
343
00:12:28,375 --> 00:12:29,774
What are we? Family.
344
00:12:29,809 --> 00:12:31,242
What are we having? Fun.
345
00:12:31,277 --> 00:12:32,877
What time is it? Day.
346
00:12:32,912 --> 00:12:35,093
How far do you think we are
from Mom and them?
347
00:12:35,117 --> 00:12:36,692
Stop making that face!
348
00:12:37,087 --> 00:12:38,261
They're gonna be fine.
349
00:12:38,262 --> 00:12:39,259
It's us I'm worried about.
350
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,681
Gerr you because you have a family
doesn't mean you have to be trapped.
351
00:12:41,681 --> 00:12:44,484
It's like... it's like
those guys at the zoo...
352
00:12:44,484 --> 00:12:46,517
how they're the animals.
353
00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:47,678
- What?
- Never mind.
354
00:12:47,703 --> 00:12:48,926
When you came to find me, what...
355
00:12:48,962 --> 00:12:51,529
What was it? You wanted me
to help you be cool, right?
356
00:12:51,564 --> 00:12:53,865
Well, this is me helping.
357
00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:56,901
You're a young man. You
got to experience some...
358
00:12:56,936 --> 00:12:58,369
Hi.
359
00:12:58,405 --> 00:12:59,937
Some fun.
360
00:12:59,973 --> 00:13:02,140
What do you say?
361
00:13:02,175 --> 00:13:04,442
All right. Let's go in.
362
00:13:04,477 --> 00:13:05,943
Okay. Okay.
363
00:13:05,979 --> 00:13:06,944
Bands? Wrist bands.
364
00:13:06,980 --> 00:13:08,146
BOTH: Damn it!
365
00:13:08,181 --> 00:13:10,048
Come on.
366
00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:12,316
Sorry.
367
00:13:12,352 --> 00:13:14,886
I'm gonna go walk into the ocean.
368
00:13:14,921 --> 00:13:16,587
Oh, gift bags? Yes!
369
00:13:17,791 --> 00:13:18,956
(coughing)
370
00:13:18,992 --> 00:13:20,892
I'm just gonna move over here.
371
00:13:20,927 --> 00:13:22,660
- Hi, there.
- Oh, God.
372
00:13:22,696 --> 00:13:24,729
Mind if we lay down a little heartbeat?
373
00:13:24,764 --> 00:13:26,898
- No, thank you.
- Yeah. That would be dope.
374
00:13:26,933 --> 00:13:28,266
How dope is this?
375
00:13:28,301 --> 00:13:30,668
I love drum circles.
376
00:13:30,704 --> 00:13:32,270
Cool.
377
00:13:39,863 --> 00:13:40,885
GERALD: We're not wearing white.
378
00:13:40,885 --> 00:13:42,851
It's okay. Diddy's done
way worse at my house.
379
00:13:42,887 --> 00:13:44,453
Girls! Hi.
380
00:13:44,488 --> 00:13:45,988
(making kissing sounds)
381
00:13:46,677 --> 00:13:48,639
Hey, man. No, no, no, no, no, no.
382
00:13:48,639 --> 00:13:50,405
Sorry. Uh, how long do you want to stay?
383
00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:52,541
I want to make sure
we get back to Edie and them.
384
00:13:52,576 --> 00:13:55,343
Relax. Enjoy yourself. We're at a party.
385
00:13:55,379 --> 00:13:57,712
Hey, look... food that
doesn't come with a toy.
386
00:13:57,748 --> 00:13:59,347
Oh, try the tuna.
387
00:13:59,383 --> 00:14:00,749
You're kidding, right?
388
00:14:00,784 --> 00:14:03,084
Bluefin tuna's crazy overfished.
389
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,120
Yeah, because it's so delicious.
390
00:14:05,155 --> 00:14:08,190
I'm with you! Eating tuna is not cool.
391
00:14:08,225 --> 00:14:11,639
Can I ask you a random question?
What sign are you?
392
00:14:11,639 --> 00:14:13,461
I'm an Aries.
393
00:14:13,497 --> 00:14:15,397
Yeah, but astrology's
complete junk science.
394
00:14:15,432 --> 00:14:17,199
Oh, my god, I'm an Aries, too!
395
00:14:17,234 --> 00:14:18,867
What are the odds?
396
00:14:18,902 --> 00:14:20,535
Uh, one in 12.
397
00:14:20,571 --> 00:14:22,440
VANESSA: What up? What up?
398
00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,773
I'm at a drum circle gettin' my groove on.
399
00:14:24,808 --> 00:14:26,575
Super hot out here.
400
00:14:26,610 --> 00:14:27,869
We wish you were here.
401
00:14:28,256 --> 00:14:31,325
I'm sorry. How much longer
will we be enjoying this?
402
00:14:31,325 --> 00:14:32,716
Not much longer.
403
00:14:33,051 --> 00:14:35,718
Four, five hours maybe. 15 tops.
404
00:14:36,086 --> 00:14:38,320
Well, how about moving to another spot?
405
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:40,523
Hey, you don't own the beach,
one-percenter.
406
00:14:40,523 --> 00:14:42,791
A one-percenter? No, I'm...
407
00:14:42,791 --> 00:14:44,893
I'm a middle-class social worker!
408
00:14:44,928 --> 00:14:48,430
I was just worrying about money
the other day. (chuckles)
409
00:14:48,465 --> 00:14:49,931
I...
410
00:14:49,967 --> 00:14:51,600
Who threw that?!
411
00:14:51,635 --> 00:14:53,535
Who the hell threw that at my baby?!
412
00:15:02,446 --> 00:15:03,478
(gasps)
413
00:15:05,782 --> 00:15:07,215
Go throw your drum in the ocean.
414
00:15:08,051 --> 00:15:09,050
Do it!
415
00:15:12,522 --> 00:15:14,956
What are you looking at, Game of Thrones?
416
00:15:17,661 --> 00:15:20,595
Okay, baby, is it sunscreen time again?
417
00:15:20,631 --> 00:15:21,796
Ooh.
418
00:15:21,832 --> 00:15:23,498
Yeah, I know.
419
00:15:23,533 --> 00:15:25,834
It's getting hot out here.
420
00:15:25,869 --> 00:15:28,169
You need a little on your arms.
421
00:15:28,205 --> 00:15:30,772
Shyamalan.
422
00:15:30,807 --> 00:15:31,851
(laughter)
423
00:15:31,851 --> 00:15:33,315
You know, you girls are so cool
for models.
424
00:15:33,315 --> 00:15:35,719
You must have been very popular
in high school.
425
00:15:35,755 --> 00:15:38,389
- No, I was so awkward.
- Really?
426
00:15:38,424 --> 00:15:39,390
Hey!
427
00:15:39,425 --> 00:15:40,858
Excuse me.
428
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,828
What happened to your
pretty little lady friend?
429
00:15:44,864 --> 00:15:46,363
We had a really nice conversation
430
00:15:46,399 --> 00:15:48,499
about the beef industry,
and then her and some guys
431
00:15:48,534 --> 00:15:49,833
started doing a ton of cocaine.
432
00:15:49,869 --> 00:15:51,502
- That happens.
- Yeah.
433
00:15:51,537 --> 00:15:53,137
Uh, well, as fun as this was,
434
00:15:53,172 --> 00:15:54,805
maybe we should start heading back?
435
00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,974
I think Edie's probably ready
to check out the water.
436
00:15:57,009 --> 00:15:59,043
Oh, yeah, but Adriana is definitely
437
00:15:59,078 --> 00:16:01,045
ready to check out the water.
438
00:16:02,315 --> 00:16:04,315
It's all right if you want to stay.
439
00:16:04,350 --> 00:16:06,350
No, it's... I don't want to stay.
440
00:16:06,385 --> 00:16:07,952
I have to stay.
441
00:16:07,987 --> 00:16:10,054
I'm refereeing a chicken fight.
442
00:16:10,089 --> 00:16:12,022
Great! Stay. Yeah, ref the chicken fight.
443
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:14,825
I'm gonna go play with
your granddaughter in the ocean.
444
00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:16,293
What, you mad at me?
445
00:16:16,329 --> 00:16:18,896
Come on, I put in real
time to your family day.
446
00:16:18,931 --> 00:16:20,831
I thought it was our family day.
447
00:16:20,866 --> 00:16:24,468
You-you have spent this entire
day being embarrassed by us.
448
00:16:24,503 --> 00:16:27,037
Do you think I feel cool
singing "This Old Man"
449
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,906
500 times in my mom's hatchback?
450
00:16:28,941 --> 00:16:30,741
Do you think I like keeping track
451
00:16:30,776 --> 00:16:32,176
of how many baby wipes we have?
452
00:16:32,211 --> 00:16:34,178
I know I look like a dork in this hat,
453
00:16:34,213 --> 00:16:36,547
but I have to wear it
because my daughter loves
454
00:16:36,582 --> 00:16:38,598
building sand castles,
but she sucks at it,
455
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:40,936
and so, it takes forever,
and I get sunburned.
456
00:16:41,554 --> 00:16:44,822
You know, family is an endless
stream of just exhausting crap
457
00:16:44,857 --> 00:16:47,224
that makes you feel like
the least cool person on earth,
458
00:16:47,259 --> 00:16:49,860
but... but you do it
because you love your kid.
459
00:16:49,895 --> 00:16:52,496
I mean, 'cause sometimes,
you get these amazing moments,
460
00:16:52,531 --> 00:16:55,232
like watching her go
in the ocean for the first time.
461
00:16:55,267 --> 00:16:57,534
Which I'm not gonna miss
just explaining this to you.
462
00:16:57,570 --> 00:16:59,670
Okay, I get it. Let's go back.
463
00:16:59,705 --> 00:17:01,572
Just stay, all right? You don't have to do
464
00:17:01,607 --> 00:17:02,940
anything you don't want to do.
465
00:17:02,975 --> 00:17:04,508
That's the beauty of this thing, right?
466
00:17:04,543 --> 00:17:06,043
We're adults. I'm 25.
467
00:17:06,078 --> 00:17:07,878
I'm 25 and a half.
468
00:17:07,913 --> 00:17:09,413
No one uses the fraction.
469
00:17:10,916 --> 00:17:12,349
Look, just stay, okay?
470
00:17:12,385 --> 00:17:13,984
You don't owe me anything, seriously.
471
00:17:16,055 --> 00:17:18,856
Oh, by the way, I think
your pink shirt is dorky.
472
00:17:18,891 --> 00:17:20,858
Really? No, it's...
473
00:17:20,893 --> 00:17:23,260
You pull it off really well.
474
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:30,834
- (laughter)
- Excuse me. Hey!
475
00:17:30,896 --> 00:17:32,463
How did you get in here?
476
00:17:32,498 --> 00:17:34,031
Gerald gave me his wristband.
477
00:17:34,066 --> 00:17:35,833
So, are any of these girls gay?
478
00:17:35,868 --> 00:17:37,301
Or mad at their parents?
479
00:17:37,336 --> 00:17:40,170
Damn it, now I know how Victor felt.
480
00:17:40,206 --> 00:17:43,240
- What?
- He got kicked in the penis by a horse.
481
00:17:43,275 --> 00:17:45,175
What?!
482
00:17:45,211 --> 00:17:47,106
Hey, do you think Edie's
gone in the water yet?
483
00:17:48,035 --> 00:17:49,903
I'll see if Vanessa posted any photos.
484
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:52,303
- You follow her?
- Since the day I met her.
485
00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:53,805
That sounded creepy.
486
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,507
Whatever. I'm fine with it.
487
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:59,477
Guess who's getting
in the water for the first time!
488
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,012
We are!
489
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:03,548
ADRIANA: Jimmy, get in here!
490
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,917
I need man to sit on! (laughs)
491
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:10,888
(sighs) Does anyone have a
bathing suit I could borrow?
492
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,790
I have one for you.
493
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,364
One, two, three!
494
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,099
So if I can get a big online fan base,
495
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,568
I can make up to six figures
with the YouTube videos
496
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,236
and work around Edie's schedule.
497
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,205
So that's why you take
all those pictures of yourself.
498
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,341
That's smart. Let me know if
there's any way I can help you.
499
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:32,577
Well, actually, uh,
500
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,279
it is really hard to take
pictures of your own butt.
501
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,548
I'd be honored
to take pictures of your butt.
502
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:38,683
Really?
503
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,084
Ready for the ocean, Bubby?
504
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,320
Come on. Come on, guys! Let's do it!
505
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:47,125
JIMMY: Wait! Hold on!
506
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,093
Wait for me!
507
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,595
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh ♪
508
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,764
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
509
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,365
Huh.
510
00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:56,701
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh... ♪
511
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:59,203
Whoa!
512
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:02,040
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh... ♪
513
00:19:02,075 --> 00:19:03,374
Oh!
514
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:04,575
(sputters)
515
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,612
(panting)
516
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,414
I got the wipes.
517
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:11,716
Wow.
518
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,751
You really do have skinny legs.
519
00:19:13,787 --> 00:19:15,586
I'm glad I got Mom's. Hers are more...
520
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,455
- There's no good way to finish that.
- Sorry.
521
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,123
I feel people staring at my legs.
522
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,691
I'm gonna go in the water.
523
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,129
Do it, dirty boy.
524
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:27,732
♪ Hey, nah, hey, nah... ♪
525
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,001
Oh!
526
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:33,771
(laughter and exclaiming)
527
00:19:33,807 --> 00:19:35,339
(cheering)
528
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,474
Oh!
529
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:40,645
♪ Hey, nah... ♪
530
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,348
(whooping and laughing)
531
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:47,285
(laughter)
532
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:50,254
♪ Hey, nah... ♪
533
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:51,756
Oh.
534
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,658
Oh. (laughing)
535
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,694
- This is cool.
- Yeah.
536
00:19:57,831 --> 00:19:59,831
What the hell's that?
537
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,733
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