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This is Clay Beckwith.

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He specializes in
defending rich athletes

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and their felonious relatives.

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I'd insist on therapy and
community service for Mary-Charles

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since she's ineligible
for a diversion program.

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I shouldn't have come.

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You came because you wanted to.

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We have ties that bind.

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What if it doesn't work out?

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I mean, could you imagine how much
trouble that'd cause for everybody?

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Imagine the best, not the worst, Cassie.

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Take a leap of faith.

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Just wink if I'm gonna be okay.

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Mr. Calloway.

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Why the hell did you tell
me I was gonna be okay?

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- Did she?
- You threw me under the bus.

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I'm a flawed person,
but I'm not irredeemable,

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and I really want to take you out.

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My shift ends at 2:00 AM.

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If you're here, maybe you get my number.

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Miss Pierce?

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- You hacking into the Pentagon?
- Yep.

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Careful, they don't do WikiLeak
documentaries on brothers.

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Brothers go straight to Gitmo.

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I got a date with Allison. I'm
finding out what I can about her.

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That's the point of the date.

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- You been out of the game too long.
- Are you calling me old?

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I'm calling you married and old.

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Married or young, don't stalk
your way into this girl's heart.

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I'm scouting, not stalking.

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- I ain't diggin' up the girl's geotags.
- Oh, man, come on.

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Just browsing her social media.

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Picking up the breadcrumbs she
purposely left on her life's trail.

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I'm getting to know her
before I get to know her.

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Do that in person through conversing.

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It's all about discovery, baby.

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Discovery in person. That
shit fires the neurons.

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And there's probably shit on there

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she's outgrown and wants to forget.

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That's why I'm doing
this, to excavate her shit.

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Like Ronald Reagan
said, "Trust but verify."

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Did you just quote Ronald fucking Reagan?

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I got a new app about history, man.

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I'm trying to become more
educated during my longer shits.

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Just go, be you, be young,
black, famous, money out the anus.

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I'm telling you, this
girl is special, okay?

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- You don't know this girl.
- And neither do you.

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- Oh, my... damn.
- What? Let me see.

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- Reg, come on.
- Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I see it. I see it.
That is the kind of girl

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that you get pregnant on purpose, man.

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I see you.

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Man, I knew she had the
goods underneath them scrubs.

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Yeah, you got a real nobility of purpose.

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I meant that in the most
gentlemanly way possible.

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- Really?
- You know girls talk about dicks at brunch.

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Yeah, and thank God they do.

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If not, the world would be fuckin'
M-Chucks and M-Chucks alone.

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Hey, stop talking shit. Boys, Jules.

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- No way.
- Oh.

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- Way. 
- You two?

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Became one last night.

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Wow. Well, congratulations.

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Thank you.

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Um, y'all mind if I get you on the Snap?

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- Uh...
- Hey, what did I just say to you upstairs?

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That I was the best you ever had.

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Is that what she said?

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I told you that I would
bring you down to breakfast

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if you did not try to
Snapchat with my brother.

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He seemed friendly and open to it.

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- I am friendly.
- Not open to it.

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Jules, can I speak to you inside?

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- Are you asking me to leave?
- Politely.

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Okay.

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Uh, Cam, if things don't work
out between me and your sister,

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you and I can always give it a try.

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Thanks, but I'm currently in a
relationship that hasn't really started yet.

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Hey, my brother and I, we got a bro code.

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Oh, well, fine. We'll talk business, then.

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Cam, here's my business card.

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In case you ever wanna fucks with me.

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Jules, may I walk you to your car?

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I don't think this is gonna work.

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Why are you being such a drama king?

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- Just come on.
- So, when did that happen?

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Not sure.

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I ain't creeping on Chuck's geotags either.

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Look, now that you have downloaded
terabytes of Allison's data,

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what's the date plan?

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I seen a picture of steak
"tarter" on her Instagram,

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so I'm thinkin' I'm gonna
take her to Rathbun's.

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Steak tartare, it's not "tarter."

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What's steak "tarter," then?

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The shit left on your
teeth after you eat steak.

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Look, just ease up. Let it flow tonight.

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Be you. Okay, she gonna find out
who you are eventually anyway,

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and she'll either like it or she won't.

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That actually makes sense. Thanks, Reg.

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I still got it, baby.

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Yeah, but you still married as fuck.

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Hey, you find the right
woman, it ain't a bad thing.

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You can get on with the
living and the fucking

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instead of the Googlin' and the hopin'.

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- Ah.
- Ah.

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- All right, yeah.
- Okay, all right.

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- Let me see her picture again.
- Look.

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That's baby girl from the hospital?

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She's cute, right?

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Text me that photo immediately. Hi-res.

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Man, I'm gonna take me a bike ride.

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Yeah, get that body nice.

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Be a better me. And get some pussy, too.

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- Oh.
- Yeah, the same reason

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why M-Chuck goes to that head doctor.

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Mary-Charles is not seeing
a shrink for her health

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or for her pussy intake.

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She's court-ordered. She
don't go, she goes to jail.

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It's not so bad. I mean,
the breakthroughs hurt,

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but it's a good hurt.

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Breakthrough? Mary-Charles,
ain't nothing broken about you.

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That's what them headshrinkers
want you to think.

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That's the hustle. Only need therapy

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as long as you can afford to have it.

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Nobody's telling me what to think.

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Therapy's all about
listening to my thoughts.

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And your thoughts better not be about me

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'cause I raised the shit out of you.

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- Mm-hmm, she raised you.
- Hear that?

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All right, so don't let some voodoo doctor

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teach you how to hate
your family, you hear me?

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- I won't.
- All right.

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Hey, what'd you do with the
girl you brought home last night?

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- We finished fucking.
- Julius.

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- Hey, did she lick your belly button?
- No.

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- Julius.
- I mean from the inside.

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- I'm talking about the tongue going all the way...
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, enough.

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A little more respect here? Really.

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Hey.

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Hey. Oh, there's my number-one son.

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Look. Raised in the same household.

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He turned out fine. He
didn't need no shrink.

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Hey, not yet. Seize the day, y'all.

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- All right, baby.
- What's with the motivational phrase-ology?

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Some girl he hardly knows
got him thinking and thinking.

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Yeah. I gotta go. I'll see y'all.

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Wait a minute, Reggie.
I'm gonna ride with you.

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Missy's gonna school me on how
to make dumplings for my Chen.

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He's ten pounds away from
being the perfect man.

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I need something to grab.

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What does Missy know
about making dumplings?

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Hopefully more than me.

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Hey, when did you and
Mr. Miyagi get so serious?

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Stop calling him that.

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Okay. Well, wax on and wax off.

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Fuck you.

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- I gotta go, man.
- Oh, I do, too.

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Oh, what? Everybody's...

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What... what? Everybody's leaving?

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I got the place all to myself?

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You keep your clothes
on in the common areas

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and don't get any ideas.

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You know I ain't got no underwear on...

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Okay, you have made it this far.

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Don't be a creepy uncle now, please.

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All right.

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Mm.

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How's that?

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♪ Come on, baby ♪

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♪ Let's go, everybody,
like you got the right thing ♪

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♪ We need peace ♪

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♪ We've got to have
freedom all the same ♪

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♪ Come on ♪

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♪ Give me freedom ♪

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♪ Brother, brother ♪

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♪ Give me freedom ♪

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♪ Brother, brother ♪

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♪ Give me freedom ♪

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♪ Brother, brother ♪

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♪ Give me freedom ♪

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♪ Brother, brother ♪

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♪ Come on, brother,
give me freedom ♪

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♪ Show me how to do it ♪

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♪ Walk down the road
and say that you ain't... ♪

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Hey! Stop! I wanna talk!

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Then I'll kick your ass!

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Fuck.

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Ah.

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♪ Give me freedom,
brother, brother ♪

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♪ Give me freedom... ♪

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I know what it look like.

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A black man doing what
you heard black men do,

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but I live here.

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I'm Cam Calloway's uncle.
Professional baller.

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A thief stole my bike.

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I'm sorry to ramble, but
police make me nervous.

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It's genetic.

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You got ID?

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Oh, indeed. Can I... can I dig for it?

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Slow.

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You say someone stole your bike?

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Yeah, it's a 20-speed, man.

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I tried to catch him,
but he flew off like ET.

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His ID says he lives here.

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Yeah, Uncle Sam don't lie.

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- You get a good look at him?
- Yeah.

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- What'd he look like?
- White.

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Anything more specific?

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White. Like a privileged motherfucker.

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Like he had time to just sit around

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and do nothing but put
mousse and gels in his hair.

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Was he short? Tall?

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Average-size white guy.

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I can't tell these motherfuckers apart.

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No offense.

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You wanna roll with us?
See if we can find him?

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Yeah. Let's go find this Justin
Bieber lookin' motherfucker.

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Uh, hey, man.

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How can I help you?

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Uh, I'm here to see Allison?

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Who the fuck is Allison?

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- I don't know.
- Mm-hmm. Like shit you don't know.

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- Is Allison your girl?
- That's the hope,

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but unless you guys are her
roommates, I think I got the wrong...

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You lying ass home-wrecking ass.

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I'm done with you! You dirty bitch.

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- What you talking about?
- No!

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I promise you I'm not cheating
on you no more, Veronica.

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Damn.

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I'm so sorry, man. I think
I got the wrong apartment.

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It's all good, man. Look,
just get us to the playoffs

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- and we straight, baby.
- All right, then. Word.

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Cam.

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I think I just broke up a relationship.

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They fight all the time,

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and then they make up... loudly.

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So, uh, I got the apartment wrong.

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Did I get the night wrong, too?

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No.

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I mean, it's just 'cause you're in scrubs.

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Which is cool. I think
you look great in scrubs.

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You wanna come in for a minute?

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Yeah, sure.

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It's very spartan in here.

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I'm sorry?

246
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Uh, Spartan. I've been reading
history in my free time.

247
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Spartans weren't big on decorations.

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Maybe they worked 18-hour shifts like I do.

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I'm still pretty new to Atlanta.

250
00:10:26,516 --> 00:10:28,266
I was living in Athens till a while ago.

251
00:10:28,268 --> 00:10:30,134
People from Athens hated the Spartans.

252
00:10:30,136 --> 00:10:31,803
I was living in Athens, Georgia.

253
00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:34,272
Right. Just making a Greek joke.

254
00:10:34,274 --> 00:10:35,857
So, uh, what's in Athens, Georgia?

255
00:10:35,859 --> 00:10:37,942
- My boyfriend.
- Oh.

256
00:10:37,944 --> 00:10:39,143
He's my ex-boyfriend now.

257
00:10:39,145 --> 00:10:41,312
Right. Cool, cool, cool.

258
00:10:41,314 --> 00:10:43,031
I know this neighborhood isn't very nice.

259
00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:44,315
You must feel like
you're back in Dorchester.

260
00:10:44,317 --> 00:10:45,817
How you know I was from Dorchester?

261
00:10:45,819 --> 00:10:47,035
I Googled you.

262
00:10:47,037 --> 00:10:48,953
- You Googled me?
- I did.

263
00:10:48,955 --> 00:10:50,455
Oh, what came up?

264
00:10:50,457 --> 00:10:52,040
- You never Googled yourself?
- It's been a while.

265
00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:53,458
My cousin does it just to keep tabs.

266
00:10:53,460 --> 00:10:55,410
You got a guy who Googles you for you?

267
00:10:55,412 --> 00:10:58,379
Only very recently. So what came up?

268
00:10:58,381 --> 00:11:02,500
A lot. Your contract. Your
mother who whooped you.

269
00:11:02,502 --> 00:11:05,003
Your sister who almost punched your eye out

270
00:11:05,005 --> 00:11:06,638
and threw bibles in a church.

271
00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:07,972
That was page one.

272
00:11:07,974 --> 00:11:09,173
Everybody knows the
good stuff's on page two.

273
00:11:09,175 --> 00:11:12,010
Look, you seem like a good dude.

274
00:11:12,012 --> 00:11:15,179
Maybe even really good.
And you're handsome.

275
00:11:15,181 --> 00:11:17,098
Maybe even really handsome.

276
00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:19,234
So far I can't see why you
even let me in the house.

277
00:11:19,236 --> 00:11:21,402
But I read what I read,

278
00:11:21,404 --> 00:11:25,240
and I realized we're living
on two different Earths.

279
00:11:25,242 --> 00:11:27,859
So as flattered as I am that
you asked me out on the date

280
00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:30,862
and actually spent the last few
weeks trying to make this happen,

281
00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:32,997
I think we just should spare ourselves

282
00:11:32,999 --> 00:11:34,782
the trouble and time and not pursue this.

283
00:11:34,784 --> 00:11:38,002
Hold up. You're bouncing me
pre-date based on internet research?

284
00:11:38,004 --> 00:11:39,704
Based on reality.

285
00:11:39,706 --> 00:11:42,173
And I should have called you
before you made the trip over,

286
00:11:42,175 --> 00:11:44,709
and I'm sorry, but I wanted
to say this in person.

287
00:11:44,711 --> 00:11:46,678
You know, I Googled you, and I
didn't have a problem with it.

288
00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:50,048
You Googled me? When were
you gonna tell me that?

289
00:11:50,050 --> 00:11:51,382
I just did.

290
00:11:51,384 --> 00:11:53,518
And, you know, from what I saw,

291
00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:55,019
we ain't on two different Earths at all.

292
00:11:55,021 --> 00:11:56,304
I mean, why do you think we are?

293
00:11:56,306 --> 00:11:57,855
Because I got a little money

294
00:11:57,857 --> 00:11:59,023
and there's crazy women all over my house?

295
00:11:59,025 --> 00:12:00,525
That's every successful black man.

296
00:12:00,527 --> 00:12:01,893
You're exactly the kind
of person I should date.

297
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:03,111
You know how I know?

298
00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:04,362
Because I would try to date you

299
00:12:04,364 --> 00:12:05,897
even if I was still in Dorchester

300
00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:08,232
with nothing to my name except my name.

301
00:12:08,234 --> 00:12:10,201
Even if nothing good
had ever happened to me,

302
00:12:10,203 --> 00:12:12,036
I'd still be interested in getting to know

303
00:12:12,038 --> 00:12:13,621
what appears to be a quality individual,

304
00:12:13,623 --> 00:12:15,573
and I would step up to
you and I'd say my piece.

305
00:12:15,575 --> 00:12:17,959
You can say that, but you can't know that.

306
00:12:17,961 --> 00:12:19,460
I can. There's things I know.

307
00:12:19,462 --> 00:12:21,996
Oh. Did you go to page two on my Google?

308
00:12:21,998 --> 00:12:23,581
I went to page five,

309
00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:25,049
which by then, I think, was
a different Allison Pierce.

310
00:12:25,051 --> 00:12:26,384
She's a mortician.

311
00:12:26,386 --> 00:12:28,553
So did you see my bathing-suit photo?

312
00:12:28,555 --> 00:12:30,838
See it every time I close my eyes.

313
00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:32,090
What is your point?

314
00:12:32,092 --> 00:12:33,341
I just hate that it's on there.

315
00:12:33,343 --> 00:12:35,259
I'll get Reggie to take it off.

316
00:12:35,261 --> 00:12:37,145
See, that's what I mean.

317
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:39,514
On your Earth, you are
stronger than Google.

318
00:12:39,516 --> 00:12:41,432
I been looking forward
to this date for a week.

319
00:12:41,434 --> 00:12:42,767
I changed my shirt three times.

320
00:12:42,769 --> 00:12:44,102
My uncle's still laughing.

321
00:12:44,104 --> 00:12:46,237
- And that's what you went with?
- What?

322
00:12:46,239 --> 00:12:47,739
- What is that?
- A feather? A wave?

323
00:12:47,741 --> 00:12:48,906
It's a fuckin' dope-ass shirt.

324
00:12:48,908 --> 00:12:50,158
I'm just messing with you.

325
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,276
Let's be sensible, shake hands,

326
00:12:52,278 --> 00:12:54,329
and part friends, okay?

327
00:12:54,331 --> 00:12:56,581
I'm not gonna try to lawyer you on this.

328
00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:58,783
I was raised a woman says no, it's no,

329
00:12:58,785 --> 00:13:00,752
even if it was a yes originally.

330
00:13:00,754 --> 00:13:02,036
I said no originally.

331
00:13:02,038 --> 00:13:03,955
About 11 times, as I recall.

332
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:06,007
And then you lawyered me into a yes,

333
00:13:06,009 --> 00:13:07,258
which was against my better judgment,

334
00:13:07,260 --> 00:13:09,510
which is back now.

335
00:13:09,512 --> 00:13:11,379
Okay, Allison. I will be on my way,

336
00:13:11,381 --> 00:13:13,297
and I'm sorry it didn't work out.

337
00:13:22,776 --> 00:13:25,643
I just gotta say, when I saw
you, I understood the Trojan War.

338
00:13:25,645 --> 00:13:27,979
- What?
- Some more Greek shit that I been reading about.

339
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:29,530
The King of Sparta, something with an "A,"

340
00:13:29,532 --> 00:13:31,733
was in love with Helen,
who ran away with a Trojan.

341
00:13:31,735 --> 00:13:33,651
Not a condom, a guy
from Troy. I understand.

342
00:13:33,653 --> 00:13:35,486
And this guy was willing
to send his whole navy,

343
00:13:35,488 --> 00:13:37,655
a thousand ships, just to get her back,

344
00:13:37,657 --> 00:13:39,741
because he had an instinct that
they were supposed to be together,

345
00:13:39,743 --> 00:13:41,909
even though in the face
of it it didn't make sense.

346
00:13:41,911 --> 00:13:43,995
- So what happened?
- I don't know. I haven't gotten that far.

347
00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:46,297
But I have an instinct, and I'm
willing to send all my ships.

348
00:13:46,299 --> 00:13:47,965
Look me in the eye and tell me

349
00:13:47,967 --> 00:13:49,500
that you don't have an instinct, too.

350
00:13:49,502 --> 00:13:51,969
- I'm a practical person.
- That's not what I asked you.

351
00:13:51,971 --> 00:13:54,172
Hey, Cam, it was really nice to meet you.

352
00:13:54,174 --> 00:13:56,090
And I wish you well. I really do.

353
00:13:56,092 --> 00:13:58,342
And take care of your knee, okay?

354
00:14:00,647 --> 00:14:02,980
Okay.

355
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:12,273
A few weeks ago, I realized why
I started playing basketball.

356
00:14:12,275 --> 00:14:14,158
- Because you were good at it?
- No.

357
00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,860
- Because you love it?
- No.

358
00:14:15,862 --> 00:14:17,078
- To make money?
- No.

359
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,946
- To get out of Dorchester.
- No.

360
00:14:18,948 --> 00:14:21,699
- To be famous.
- No. To meet you.

361
00:14:41,554 --> 00:14:43,723
Google says you like
food trucks. That true?

362
00:14:45,725 --> 00:14:48,526
That last one got you, huh?

363
00:14:48,528 --> 00:14:52,280
Yeah. It was pretty good.

364
00:15:04,410 --> 00:15:06,043
How about that bike there?

365
00:15:06,045 --> 00:15:07,912
No, that bike's a piece of shit.

366
00:15:07,914 --> 00:15:10,748
My bike's expensive. My
nephew bought it for me.

367
00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:12,166
Well, keep your eyes open

368
00:15:12,168 --> 00:15:14,719
and try to err on the side of prosecution.

369
00:15:15,805 --> 00:15:17,755
Hey, how you holding up back there, Julius?

370
00:15:17,757 --> 00:15:21,676
Oh, fine. The seat ain't
that bad without handcuffs on.

371
00:15:23,346 --> 00:15:24,846
You new to the neighborhood?

372
00:15:24,848 --> 00:15:27,181
I'm new to the neighborhood,
new to the South.

373
00:15:27,183 --> 00:15:28,816
I'm from Boston.

374
00:15:28,818 --> 00:15:30,985
- Boston?
- Yeah, Boston, man.

375
00:15:30,987 --> 00:15:33,771
Oh, fuck the Celtics. Fuck
the Red Sox while you're at it.

376
00:15:33,773 --> 00:15:35,072
I would say fuck you,

377
00:15:35,074 --> 00:15:37,275
but I'm in the back seat behind a cage.

378
00:15:37,277 --> 00:15:39,610
- Uh-huh. And we can still cuff you.
- Yeah.

379
00:15:39,612 --> 00:15:42,246
There's only one thing
I wish I could do, man.

380
00:15:42,248 --> 00:15:44,699
- What's that?
- Fuck a cop's wife.

381
00:15:44,701 --> 00:15:47,034
Is this the right street we on, man?

382
00:15:47,036 --> 00:15:49,337
Say, fellas, look. I gotta take a dump.

383
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:50,838
We need to make a pit stop.

384
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,456
We call that a shit stop.

385
00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:55,209
Whatever you call it,
the shit is calling me.

386
00:15:55,211 --> 00:15:56,544
I need a bathroom now.

387
00:15:56,546 --> 00:15:59,130
All right. We call that an emergency.

388
00:16:09,392 --> 00:16:11,809
How do you know Chen even likes dumplings?

389
00:16:11,811 --> 00:16:14,729
- The man is Chinese.
- That doesn't mean that he li...

390
00:16:14,731 --> 00:16:16,364
Oh, what the fuck am
I supposed to make him?

391
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:18,316
Fondue? Bratwurst?

392
00:16:18,318 --> 00:16:20,151
The man is Chinese. I'm
making him Chinese food.

393
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:21,702
You see his eyes and his hair.

394
00:16:21,704 --> 00:16:23,905
What you trying to say,
the dude ain't Chinese?

395
00:16:23,907 --> 00:16:25,907
I... I'm not. You not.

396
00:16:28,244 --> 00:16:31,495
- Nobody get up.
- Not my house.

397
00:16:31,497 --> 00:16:33,214
I guess what I'm trying to say

398
00:16:33,216 --> 00:16:37,001
is how would you feel if Chen
tried to woo you with fried chicken?

399
00:16:37,003 --> 00:16:39,637
I would only be offended if
the chicken wasn't on point.

400
00:16:39,639 --> 00:16:42,491
That's why my dumpling
game has got to be tight.

401
00:16:43,893 --> 00:16:47,429
Oh, there she is. Fresh
off the gossip session.

402
00:16:48,431 --> 00:16:50,681
I love you, Mother.

403
00:16:50,683 --> 00:16:52,183
Chuck, you look really happy.

404
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:53,601
It's nice.

405
00:16:53,603 --> 00:16:56,020
I'm so used to see you
smile at disturbing shit.

406
00:16:56,022 --> 00:16:57,605
Well, thank you, Missy.

407
00:16:57,607 --> 00:16:59,190
It is nice to finally be
able to have a platform

408
00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:01,025
to express the nuances of my soul.

409
00:17:01,027 --> 00:17:03,494
And to think it only took
the real threat of jail.

410
00:17:03,496 --> 00:17:05,029
Well, as my therapist says,

411
00:17:05,031 --> 00:17:06,197
it's not how I got here,

412
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,165
it's how I get now.

413
00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:09,584
That really means something to you?

414
00:17:09,586 --> 00:17:11,452
Man, these people are thieves,

415
00:17:11,454 --> 00:17:14,590
charging you money to
spew bullshit like that.

416
00:17:15,592 --> 00:17:17,508
What else y'all talk about?

417
00:17:17,510 --> 00:17:19,844
I'd like to keep that
between me and my therapist.

418
00:17:19,846 --> 00:17:22,129
The discoveries that
build me up in the process

419
00:17:22,131 --> 00:17:24,432
might sometimes tear others down,

420
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:26,550
so I have to, uh, tread lightly.

421
00:17:26,552 --> 00:17:29,553
- That's smart.
- Yeah, I mean, you just quoted your therapist.

422
00:17:29,555 --> 00:17:32,390
That was between you and
everybody in the kitchen.

423
00:17:32,392 --> 00:17:33,891
Therapy is good.

424
00:17:33,893 --> 00:17:35,226
There was a point in my life

425
00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:36,811
when I was in therapy twice a week.

426
00:17:36,813 --> 00:17:38,196
Twice a week?

427
00:17:38,198 --> 00:17:40,564
So you basically spend your
sessions shitting on me, don't you?

428
00:17:40,566 --> 00:17:43,150
I could read between the fuckin' lines.

429
00:17:43,152 --> 00:17:44,535
Hostility is not worth engaging.

430
00:17:44,537 --> 00:17:45,870
That is a lesson I learned.

431
00:17:45,872 --> 00:17:48,155
Well, you walk in here all smug and shit,

432
00:17:48,157 --> 00:17:50,207
talking like you a fuckin' shaman

433
00:17:50,209 --> 00:17:52,326
after court-ordered therapy,

434
00:17:52,328 --> 00:17:53,995
and I'm calling bullshit.

435
00:17:53,997 --> 00:17:57,248
And I understand now that
my happiness upsets you.

436
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,417
- The fuck you sayin' to me.
- You fuckin' heard me.

437
00:17:59,419 --> 00:18:01,941
I am your shoulder when
you need someone to lean on,

438
00:18:01,942 --> 00:18:04,655
and I am your punching bag when
you need someone to beat up.

439
00:18:04,774 --> 00:18:06,757
You know, I think you hit your head

440
00:18:06,759 --> 00:18:08,392
on that fuckin' therapist couch,

441
00:18:08,394 --> 00:18:10,811
'cause obviously you don't realize

442
00:18:10,813 --> 00:18:13,230
and have forgotten who has supported you

443
00:18:13,232 --> 00:18:15,316
through the thickest and the thinnest.

444
00:18:15,318 --> 00:18:17,318
Who fuckin' changed your Pampers,

445
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,769
who wiped your fuckin' ass.

446
00:18:18,771 --> 00:18:22,073
Who worked 20 fuckin' hours
for you and your bother.

447
00:18:22,075 --> 00:18:23,658
Who the fuck are you talking to?

448
00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:25,109
I... I... I would like a dumpling.

449
00:18:25,111 --> 00:18:26,494
Is that how you remember it?

450
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:28,195
Because what I remember is you hitting me

451
00:18:28,197 --> 00:18:29,697
over petty bullshit one minute,

452
00:18:29,699 --> 00:18:31,866
and then the next minute you crying to me

453
00:18:31,868 --> 00:18:33,617
over the fucked-up state of your life,

454
00:18:33,619 --> 00:18:36,454
and I was a part of that
state you were crying over.

455
00:18:36,456 --> 00:18:38,873
And I remember raising
Cam while you were working.

456
00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:40,291
I was working.

457
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:41,509
That don't change the fact I had to act

458
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:43,544
like I was 26 when I was 13,

459
00:18:43,546 --> 00:18:45,046
and not even so much as a "thank you"

460
00:18:45,048 --> 00:18:46,630
for being a good daughter.

461
00:18:46,632 --> 00:18:48,215
Mary-Charles, the fact
that you standing here

462
00:18:48,217 --> 00:18:50,134
in my fuckin' face as
a grown-ass woman alive

463
00:18:50,136 --> 00:18:52,186
is my fuckin' thank you.

464
00:18:52,188 --> 00:18:53,888
This is some bullshit.

465
00:18:53,890 --> 00:18:57,224
You know what? Maybe,
but you need to know this.

466
00:18:57,226 --> 00:19:01,145
For a lot of years, the thing
that you were best at as a mother

467
00:19:01,147 --> 00:19:03,030
was making me feel worthless,

468
00:19:03,032 --> 00:19:04,482
and there ain't no do-overs.

469
00:19:04,484 --> 00:19:07,118
Just admitting it and moving on.

470
00:19:14,711 --> 00:19:16,327
What were you in therapy for?

471
00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:19,046
Not you.

472
00:19:23,219 --> 00:19:25,503
A thief matching you and
your buddy's description

473
00:19:25,505 --> 00:19:27,471
stole a bike and is still in the area.

474
00:19:27,473 --> 00:19:31,342
My description? What? Handsome and buff?

475
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:32,593
You kids have a choice.

476
00:19:32,595 --> 00:19:33,928
You can stop talking shit,

477
00:19:33,930 --> 00:19:36,013
or you can find yourself
face down in handcuffs.

478
00:19:36,015 --> 00:19:37,848
Who's talking shit? You're talking shit.

479
00:19:37,850 --> 00:19:39,350
I'm just listening to your shit.

480
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:40,985
Why would any of us steal a dusty-ass bike?

481
00:19:40,987 --> 00:19:43,821
'Cause that's what you
boys do. Ain't it, boy?

482
00:19:43,823 --> 00:19:45,906
- Boy?
- Boys? What's that supposed to mean?

483
00:19:45,908 --> 00:19:48,576
Look, the blond guy who
took the bike ain't here.

484
00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:50,578
This guy's got frosted tips. Look.

485
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,079
They're highlights.

486
00:19:52,081 --> 00:19:53,664
Take your asses home.

487
00:19:53,666 --> 00:19:56,200
Yeah. And read a book while you're there.

488
00:19:56,202 --> 00:19:57,918
A long one.

489
00:20:01,791 --> 00:20:04,091
You know what, guys? I don't need no bike.

490
00:20:04,093 --> 00:20:05,209
I'm thinking about getting a moped

491
00:20:05,211 --> 00:20:06,377
or a skateboard or something.

492
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:07,628
Let's just let it go.

493
00:20:07,630 --> 00:20:09,547
What, and let the thieves win?

494
00:20:09,549 --> 00:20:10,881
Just for tonight.

495
00:20:10,883 --> 00:20:12,550
- All right. If you say so.
- All right.

496
00:20:12,552 --> 00:20:13,601
You wanna get something to eat first?

497
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,052
Yeah, let's go on in there.

498
00:20:15,054 --> 00:20:16,887
I gotta, you know, pay
homage to this business,

499
00:20:16,889 --> 00:20:18,889
'cause I just blew they toilet up.

500
00:20:29,502 --> 00:20:32,119
Oh, whoa, whoa. Sometimes
that is a beautiful noise.

501
00:20:32,121 --> 00:20:34,455
This is Reggie. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Go ahead.

502
00:20:34,457 --> 00:20:36,957
Uh-huh. Yeah.

503
00:20:36,959 --> 00:20:38,492
Don't beat yourself up.

504
00:20:38,494 --> 00:20:41,962
We all get upset and say
things that we didn't mean.

505
00:20:41,964 --> 00:20:45,749
When Mary-Charles gets upset,
she says exactly what she means.

506
00:20:45,751 --> 00:20:48,419
That child always did enjoy drawing blood.

507
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:49,720
Therapists are often wrong.

508
00:20:49,722 --> 00:20:52,306
Mine said I had an Electra complex.

509
00:20:52,308 --> 00:20:54,091
Fuck is that?

510
00:20:54,093 --> 00:20:56,594
It's where you wanna fuck your
father and pussy-block your mother.

511
00:20:56,596 --> 00:20:58,312
Well, was it true?

512
00:20:59,765 --> 00:21:01,015
I mean, it was close, though.

513
00:21:01,017 --> 00:21:02,399
I wanted to pussy-block my father

514
00:21:02,401 --> 00:21:04,435
and get my mother laid.

515
00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:07,905
I just don't like being found
guilty by a judge who should know.

516
00:21:07,907 --> 00:21:09,273
None of us do.

517
00:21:09,275 --> 00:21:11,609
All right, set down your breakables.

518
00:21:11,611 --> 00:21:13,110
Why? What happened now?

519
00:21:13,112 --> 00:21:15,196
That was Clay Beckwith.
He got a call from the DA.

520
00:21:15,198 --> 00:21:18,782
Mary-Charles has not shown up for
one single therapy appointment.

521
00:21:18,784 --> 00:21:20,751
- What?
- Therapist couldn't pick her out of a lineup.

522
00:21:20,753 --> 00:21:22,670
Which is ironic, because
if she doesn't start going,

523
00:21:22,672 --> 00:21:24,088
she's gonna be in a lineup.

524
00:21:24,090 --> 00:21:26,173
When did the state of
Georgia become so passionate

525
00:21:26,175 --> 00:21:27,675
about black girls' mental health?

526
00:21:27,677 --> 00:21:29,793
It's a violation of her
agreement with the DA,

527
00:21:29,795 --> 00:21:32,096
and if she keeps this up, they're
gonna send her to Reidsville.

528
00:21:32,098 --> 00:21:33,297
- Jeez.
- I know.

529
00:21:33,299 --> 00:21:35,716
I mean, she just went on and on.

530
00:21:35,718 --> 00:21:37,718
Stood right there where you are.

531
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,803
One of the best liars you'll
ever meet. Always has been.

532
00:21:39,805 --> 00:21:42,806
Now obviously she has some
issues with professional help.

533
00:21:42,808 --> 00:21:44,942
I don't know what they are.
Right now, I don't care.

534
00:21:44,944 --> 00:21:47,945
Our job is to tag-team this
shit. Get her on the couch.

535
00:21:47,947 --> 00:21:50,197
And she ain't gotta say a word to
that doctor if she don't want to.

536
00:21:50,199 --> 00:21:51,866
Hell, she can sing karaoke,

537
00:21:51,868 --> 00:21:54,318
but one way or another, she will
punch the clock of well-being.

538
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:55,953
Aunt Cass, are you hearing me?

539
00:21:55,955 --> 00:21:59,456
Oh, I knew she wasn't my fault.

540
00:21:59,458 --> 00:22:02,376
She always did have a great imagination.

541
00:22:06,132 --> 00:22:09,968
I swear, root beer be fuckin'
me up like the real beer.

542
00:22:10,670 --> 00:22:14,338
Sugar's the sweetest drug.

543
00:22:14,340 --> 00:22:16,557
Shit. There he is.

544
00:22:16,559 --> 00:22:18,726
Stop! Freeze!

545
00:22:28,688 --> 00:22:29,853
Put your hands in the air.

546
00:22:29,855 --> 00:22:31,322
You done made the wrong turn,

547
00:22:31,324 --> 00:22:32,690
and now we done caught you, Pac-Man.

548
00:22:32,692 --> 00:22:35,075
I said put your hands in the air.

549
00:22:35,077 --> 00:22:36,360
Higher.

550
00:22:36,362 --> 00:22:37,695
I literally can't raise them any higher.

551
00:22:37,697 --> 00:22:39,079
I didn't do anything wrong.

552
00:22:39,081 --> 00:22:41,749
- Why were you running?
- Because you were chasing.

553
00:22:41,751 --> 00:22:43,334
Innocent people don't run.

554
00:22:43,336 --> 00:22:44,668
Man, you ain't gotta steal my shit.

555
00:22:44,670 --> 00:22:46,503
You blond. You don't need my shit.

556
00:22:46,505 --> 00:22:47,922
I didn't do anything to you.

557
00:22:47,924 --> 00:22:51,175
You should handle this
one, for obvious reasons.

558
00:22:51,177 --> 00:22:52,876
Huh. Nice.

559
00:22:52,878 --> 00:22:55,629
Nicely handled.

560
00:22:55,631 --> 00:22:57,047
Oh, come on, man. We cool.

561
00:22:57,049 --> 00:22:58,549
He wasn't running from the three of us.

562
00:22:58,551 --> 00:23:00,884
He's not running now, is he?

563
00:23:00,886 --> 00:23:02,720
Oh, shit. That ain't even my bike.

564
00:23:02,722 --> 00:23:05,105
That's the wrong bike.
The kid is innocent, man.

565
00:23:05,107 --> 00:23:07,725
No, no, no, no. He's guilty of something.

566
00:23:07,727 --> 00:23:09,276
Yeah, kid looking like that,

567
00:23:09,278 --> 00:23:10,894
riding around here all by himself.

568
00:23:10,896 --> 00:23:13,230
He's bound to shoot up a
school or something eventually.

569
00:23:13,232 --> 00:23:15,282
We just saved a bunch of other little kids.

570
00:23:15,284 --> 00:23:17,901
Yeah, some teachers.
And a custodian or two.

571
00:23:17,903 --> 00:23:19,320
Lunch lady.

572
00:23:19,322 --> 00:23:21,488
- Oh, yeah?
- You're lucky, kid.

573
00:23:21,490 --> 00:23:23,874
Real lucky.

574
00:23:23,876 --> 00:23:25,376
We should probably get rolling.

575
00:23:25,378 --> 00:23:27,161
Julius, you coming with us, right?

576
00:23:27,163 --> 00:23:29,463
No, I think I dropped
a cell phone back here.

577
00:23:29,465 --> 00:23:31,081
Thanks, though.

578
00:23:31,083 --> 00:23:32,049
Be cool.

579
00:23:35,471 --> 00:23:37,254
Be cool too, kid.

580
00:23:37,256 --> 00:23:39,173
Take about four Advil.
You'll be fine in the morning.

581
00:24:02,698 --> 00:24:04,365
Kid, come on. Come on. Get up.

582
00:24:04,367 --> 00:24:06,784
Kid, get up. Come on. Get up.

583
00:24:06,786 --> 00:24:08,669
You get any video of that?

584
00:24:08,671 --> 00:24:10,120
Nah, I ain't get no video.

585
00:24:10,122 --> 00:24:12,589
I try to stay hands-free around the police.

586
00:24:12,591 --> 00:24:13,627
They fucked you up, man.

587
00:24:16,629 --> 00:24:18,595
Excuse the barbecue sauce.

588
00:24:18,597 --> 00:24:20,764
Did you get their badge numbers?

589
00:24:20,766 --> 00:24:22,683
No, I didn't.

590
00:24:22,685 --> 00:24:24,268
Oh, God. I didn't steal anything.

591
00:24:24,270 --> 00:24:26,103
Ever?

592
00:24:26,105 --> 00:24:28,806
A York Peppermint Pattie when
I was, like, six-years-old,

593
00:24:28,808 --> 00:24:31,525
but that... that doesn't
make me, like, a bad kid.

594
00:24:31,527 --> 00:24:33,394
Like, in life.

595
00:24:33,396 --> 00:24:35,529
Oh, God. They broke my nose.

596
00:24:35,531 --> 00:24:36,814
I can't even breathe.

597
00:24:36,816 --> 00:24:39,201
Look, if you walking and you talking,

598
00:24:41,203 --> 00:24:44,321
then you can breathe.

599
00:24:44,323 --> 00:24:46,874
God, that was so fucked up.

600
00:24:46,876 --> 00:24:49,126
Sometimes that's how things go.

601
00:24:49,128 --> 00:24:50,794
Just grin and bear it, young'un.

602
00:24:50,796 --> 00:24:54,465
Just grin and bear it. You like gelato?

603
00:24:54,467 --> 00:24:56,550
What's that?

604
00:24:56,552 --> 00:24:58,302
Italian ice cream.

605
00:24:58,304 --> 00:24:59,503
I never had it.

606
00:24:59,505 --> 00:25:02,040
Do you like black girls?

607
00:25:02,842 --> 00:25:05,259
I know where the black
girls and the gelato is.

608
00:25:05,261 --> 00:25:06,727
Okay.

609
00:25:06,729 --> 00:25:08,595
Okay? Motherfucker, what you mean "okay"?

610
00:25:08,597 --> 00:25:10,064
Okay.

611
00:25:10,066 --> 00:25:11,849
Come on.

612
00:25:16,856 --> 00:25:19,523
- What do you say?
- Thank you, Mr. Calloway.

613
00:25:19,525 --> 00:25:21,909
All good. Now go to bed, all right?

614
00:25:21,911 --> 00:25:23,527
Can't stay in school if
you're late to school.

615
00:25:23,529 --> 00:25:25,829
Yes, you can. You just stay late.

616
00:25:25,831 --> 00:25:27,414
You know, you're a pretty smart kid.

617
00:25:27,416 --> 00:25:31,034
- Thank you.
- Bye.

618
00:25:31,036 --> 00:25:32,753
On the house, Mr. Calloway.

619
00:25:32,755 --> 00:25:34,538
You sure? 'Cause, I
mean, I'd rather just...

620
00:25:34,540 --> 00:25:37,374
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.

621
00:25:38,844 --> 00:25:41,211
Ah, there you go. Paid in full.

622
00:25:41,213 --> 00:25:42,429
All right.

623
00:25:42,431 --> 00:25:43,630
Take care, Mr. Calloway.

624
00:25:43,632 --> 00:25:46,467
Yeah. You, too.

625
00:25:46,469 --> 00:25:48,218
Do you wanna be invisible ever?

626
00:25:48,220 --> 00:25:51,688
I've been invisible.
I'm happy being visible.

627
00:25:51,690 --> 00:25:54,358
When I'm unhappy, I just stay home.

628
00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:57,311
You know, most people just
want an excuse to smile.

629
00:25:57,313 --> 00:25:59,196
I'm happy to give 'em one.

630
00:25:59,198 --> 00:26:01,732
It ain't gonna be that way forever.

631
00:26:01,734 --> 00:26:05,652
You at peace with that?
With it ending someday?

632
00:26:05,654 --> 00:26:09,206
Tonight I am.

633
00:26:14,296 --> 00:26:15,879
Ooh.

634
00:26:15,881 --> 00:26:17,581
Ow!

635
00:26:17,583 --> 00:26:20,467
Ooh, shit.

636
00:26:20,469 --> 00:26:23,587
- You okay, ma'am?
- Oh, I never saw him.

637
00:26:23,589 --> 00:26:25,172
Here, I got you.

638
00:26:25,174 --> 00:26:26,390
- Ready?
- Uh-huh.

639
00:26:26,392 --> 00:26:29,393
One, two, three.

640
00:26:33,849 --> 00:26:35,182
Can you... yeah.

641
00:26:35,184 --> 00:26:37,670
Oh, thank you. You are quite strong.

642
00:26:39,572 --> 00:26:41,355
Thanks.

643
00:26:41,357 --> 00:26:42,656
I think it's a fracture.

644
00:26:42,658 --> 00:26:44,858
Are you in the medical arts,

645
00:26:44,860 --> 00:26:46,493
or do you just like wearing the clothes?

646
00:26:46,495 --> 00:26:48,245
The first one.

647
00:26:48,247 --> 00:26:49,580
Imagine being so lucky

648
00:26:49,582 --> 00:26:51,334
and so unlucky at the same time.

649
00:26:54,336 --> 00:26:55,919
Hey, I saw the whole thing.

650
00:26:55,921 --> 00:26:56,920
I'm gonna go to my car, call it in,

651
00:26:56,922 --> 00:26:58,172
get you an ambulance.

652
00:26:58,174 --> 00:26:59,706
And we'll stay with her until they come.

653
00:26:59,708 --> 00:27:02,176
Hey. How you doing, man?

654
00:27:02,178 --> 00:27:04,595
Just fine. Hi, nice to meet you.

655
00:27:04,597 --> 00:27:06,513
Yeah. All right.

656
00:27:09,018 --> 00:27:10,717
Keep it elevated, right?

657
00:27:10,719 --> 00:27:11,935
That's right.

658
00:27:11,937 --> 00:27:14,438
Should I know you, young man?

659
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,640
Um, no, ma'am. I'm Cameron.

660
00:27:16,642 --> 00:27:17,858
Barbara.

661
00:27:17,860 --> 00:27:19,610
This is Allison.

662
00:27:19,612 --> 00:27:23,447
How long you two been married?

663
00:27:23,449 --> 00:27:25,315
We... we're not married.

664
00:27:25,317 --> 00:27:27,484
Really? That's amazing.

665
00:27:27,486 --> 00:27:28,819
It is?

666
00:27:28,821 --> 00:27:30,787
Don't you know how you are together?

667
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:44,200
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