1 00:00:10,851 --> 00:00:12,517 FLAHERTY: This is Clay Beckwith. 2 00:00:12,519 --> 00:00:13,685 He specializes in defending rich athletes 3 00:00:13,687 --> 00:00:15,821 and their felonious relatives. 4 00:00:15,823 --> 00:00:18,690 I'd insist on therapy and community service for Mary-Charles 5 00:00:18,692 --> 00:00:21,109 since she's ineligible for a diversion program. 6 00:00:21,111 --> 00:00:22,327 I shouldn't have come. 7 00:00:22,329 --> 00:00:23,528 You came because you wanted to. 8 00:00:23,530 --> 00:00:25,414 We have ties that bind. 9 00:00:25,416 --> 00:00:27,449 What if it doesn't work out? 10 00:00:27,451 --> 00:00:30,202 I mean, could you imagine how much trouble that'd cause for everybody? 11 00:00:30,204 --> 00:00:32,287 Imagine the best, not the worst, Cassie. 12 00:00:32,289 --> 00:00:33,589 Take a leap of faith. 13 00:00:33,591 --> 00:00:35,507 Just wink if I'm gonna be okay. 14 00:00:35,509 --> 00:00:39,378 Mr. Calloway. 15 00:00:39,380 --> 00:00:41,546 Why the hell did you tell me I was gonna be okay? 16 00:00:41,548 --> 00:00:43,882 - Did she? - You threw me under the bus. 17 00:00:43,884 --> 00:00:46,468 I'm a flawed person, but I'm not irredeemable, 18 00:00:46,470 --> 00:00:48,220 and I really want to take you out. 19 00:00:48,222 --> 00:00:49,771 My shift ends at 2:00 AM. 20 00:00:49,773 --> 00:00:52,140 If you're here, maybe you get my number. 21 00:00:52,142 --> 00:00:53,725 CAM: Miss Pierce? 22 00:00:56,063 --> 00:01:00,032 ♪ 23 00:01:02,736 --> 00:01:05,203 - You hacking into the Pentagon? - Yep. 24 00:01:05,205 --> 00:01:06,872 Careful, they don't do WikiLeak documentaries on brothers. 25 00:01:06,874 --> 00:01:08,907 Brothers go straight to Gitmo. 26 00:01:08,909 --> 00:01:10,659 I got a date with Allison. I'm finding out what I can about her. 27 00:01:10,661 --> 00:01:12,794 That's the point of the date. 28 00:01:12,796 --> 00:01:14,663 - You been out of the game too long. - Are you calling me old? 29 00:01:14,665 --> 00:01:16,415 I'm calling you married and old. 30 00:01:16,417 --> 00:01:19,167 Married or young, don't stalk your way into this girl's heart. 31 00:01:19,169 --> 00:01:20,886 I'm scouting, not stalking. 32 00:01:20,888 --> 00:01:22,421 - I ain't diggin' up the girl's geotags. - Oh, man, come on. 33 00:01:22,423 --> 00:01:24,423 Just browsing her social media. 34 00:01:24,425 --> 00:01:26,174 Picking up the breadcrumbs she purposely left on her life's trail. 35 00:01:26,176 --> 00:01:28,393 I'm getting to know her before I get to know her. 36 00:01:28,395 --> 00:01:30,178 Do that in person through conversing. 37 00:01:30,180 --> 00:01:31,596 It's all about discovery, baby. 38 00:01:31,598 --> 00:01:33,849 Discovery in person. That shit fires the neurons. 39 00:01:33,851 --> 00:01:35,317 And there's probably shit on there 40 00:01:35,319 --> 00:01:36,935 she's outgrown and wants to forget. 41 00:01:36,937 --> 00:01:39,438 That's why I'm doing this, to excavate her shit. 42 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,356 Like Ronald Reagan said, "Trust but verify." 43 00:01:41,358 --> 00:01:42,741 Did you just quote Ronald fucking Reagan? 44 00:01:42,743 --> 00:01:44,576 I got a new app about history, man. 45 00:01:44,578 --> 00:01:46,778 I'm trying to become more educated during my longer shits. 46 00:01:46,780 --> 00:01:50,032 Just go, be you, be young, black, famous, money out the anus. 47 00:01:50,034 --> 00:01:52,701 I'm telling you, this girl is special, okay? 48 00:01:52,703 --> 00:01:55,620 - You don't know this girl. - And neither do you. 49 00:01:55,622 --> 00:01:57,923 - Oh, my... damn. - What? Let me see. 50 00:01:57,925 --> 00:02:00,542 - Reg, come on. - Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. 51 00:02:00,544 --> 00:02:02,427 I see it. I see it. That is the kind of girl 52 00:02:02,429 --> 00:02:03,762 that you get pregnant on purpose, man. 53 00:02:03,764 --> 00:02:06,431 - [both laugh] - I see you. 54 00:02:06,433 --> 00:02:08,517 Man, I knew she had the goods underneath them scrubs. 55 00:02:08,519 --> 00:02:10,802 Yeah, you got a real nobility of purpose. 56 00:02:10,804 --> 00:02:12,637 I meant that in the most gentlemanly way possible. 57 00:02:12,639 --> 00:02:14,439 - Really? - You know girls talk about dicks at brunch. 58 00:02:14,441 --> 00:02:16,358 Yeah, and thank God they do. 59 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:17,976 If not, the world would be fuckin' M-Chucks and M-Chucks alone. 60 00:02:17,978 --> 00:02:20,896 Hey, stop talking shit. Boys, Jules. 61 00:02:20,898 --> 00:02:22,114 - No way. - Oh. 62 00:02:22,116 --> 00:02:23,482 - Way. - CAM: You two? 63 00:02:23,484 --> 00:02:24,816 Became one last night. 64 00:02:24,818 --> 00:02:27,569 Wow. Well, congratulations. 65 00:02:27,571 --> 00:02:29,154 Thank you. 66 00:02:29,156 --> 00:02:31,239 Um, y'all mind if I get you on the Snap? 67 00:02:31,241 --> 00:02:33,992 - Uh... - Hey, what did I just say to you upstairs? 68 00:02:33,994 --> 00:02:35,994 That I was the best you ever had. 69 00:02:35,996 --> 00:02:39,164 - Is that what she said? - [Both laugh] 70 00:02:39,166 --> 00:02:41,466 I told you that I would bring you down to breakfast 71 00:02:41,468 --> 00:02:43,085 if you did not try to Snapchat with my brother. 72 00:02:43,087 --> 00:02:45,387 He seemed friendly and open to it. 73 00:02:45,389 --> 00:02:46,805 - I am friendly. - Not open to it. 74 00:02:46,807 --> 00:02:48,640 Jules, can I speak to you inside? 75 00:02:48,642 --> 00:02:50,509 - Are you asking me to leave? - Politely. 76 00:02:50,511 --> 00:02:53,011 Okay. 77 00:02:53,013 --> 00:02:55,230 Uh, Cam, if things don't work out between me and your sister, 78 00:02:55,232 --> 00:02:57,432 you and I can always give it a try. 79 00:02:57,434 --> 00:03:00,936 Thanks, but I'm currently in a relationship that hasn't really started yet. 80 00:03:00,938 --> 00:03:03,522 Hey, my brother and I, we got a bro code. 81 00:03:03,524 --> 00:03:05,907 Oh, well, fine. We'll talk business, then. 82 00:03:05,909 --> 00:03:07,859 Cam, here's my business card. 83 00:03:07,861 --> 00:03:09,528 In case you ever wanna fucks with me. 84 00:03:09,530 --> 00:03:12,614 Jules, may I walk you to your car? 85 00:03:12,616 --> 00:03:13,915 I don't think this is gonna work. 86 00:03:13,917 --> 00:03:15,700 Why are you being such a drama king? 87 00:03:15,702 --> 00:03:17,953 - Just come on. - So, when did that happen? 88 00:03:17,955 --> 00:03:19,588 Not sure. 89 00:03:19,590 --> 00:03:21,873 I ain't creeping on Chuck's geotags either. 90 00:03:21,875 --> 00:03:24,709 Look, now that you have downloaded terabytes of Allison's data, 91 00:03:24,711 --> 00:03:26,178 what's the date plan? 92 00:03:26,180 --> 00:03:28,296 I seen a picture of steak "tarter" on her Instagram, 93 00:03:28,298 --> 00:03:30,215 so I'm thinkin' I'm gonna take her to Rathbun's. 94 00:03:30,217 --> 00:03:31,516 Steak tartare, it's not "tarter." 95 00:03:31,518 --> 00:03:32,884 What's steak "tarter," then? 96 00:03:32,886 --> 00:03:35,470 The shit left on your teeth after you eat steak. 97 00:03:35,472 --> 00:03:37,389 Look, just ease up. Let it flow tonight. 98 00:03:37,391 --> 00:03:40,559 Be you. Okay, she gonna find out who you are eventually anyway, 99 00:03:40,561 --> 00:03:42,394 and she'll either like it or she won't. 100 00:03:42,396 --> 00:03:44,279 That actually makes sense. Thanks, Reg. 101 00:03:44,281 --> 00:03:45,564 I still got it, baby. 102 00:03:45,566 --> 00:03:47,032 Yeah, but you still married as fuck. 103 00:03:47,034 --> 00:03:49,117 Hey, you find the right woman, it ain't a bad thing. 104 00:03:49,119 --> 00:03:51,153 You can get on with the living and the fucking 105 00:03:51,155 --> 00:03:53,121 instead of the Googlin' and the hopin'. 106 00:03:53,123 --> 00:03:54,406 - Ah. - Ah. 107 00:03:54,408 --> 00:03:56,124 - All right, yeah. - Okay, all right. 108 00:03:56,126 --> 00:03:57,626 - Let me see her picture again. - Look. 109 00:03:57,628 --> 00:03:59,244 That's baby girl from the hospital? 110 00:03:59,246 --> 00:04:00,745 She's cute, right? 111 00:04:00,747 --> 00:04:03,582 Text me that photo immediately. Hi-res. 112 00:04:03,584 --> 00:04:05,550 [laughs] 113 00:04:05,552 --> 00:04:08,587 Man, I'm gonna take me a bike ride. 114 00:04:08,589 --> 00:04:10,839 Yeah, get that body nice. 115 00:04:10,841 --> 00:04:13,175 Be a better me. And get some pussy, too. 116 00:04:13,177 --> 00:04:14,676 - Oh. - Yeah, the same reason 117 00:04:14,678 --> 00:04:16,344 why M-Chuck goes to that head doctor. 118 00:04:16,346 --> 00:04:19,231 Mary-Charles is not seeing a shrink for her health 119 00:04:19,233 --> 00:04:21,433 or for her pussy intake. 120 00:04:21,435 --> 00:04:24,269 She's court-ordered. She don't go, she goes to jail. 121 00:04:24,271 --> 00:04:25,604 It's not so bad. I mean, the breakthroughs hurt, 122 00:04:25,606 --> 00:04:27,572 but it's a good hurt. 123 00:04:27,574 --> 00:04:29,991 Breakthrough? Mary-Charles, ain't nothing broken about you. 124 00:04:29,993 --> 00:04:32,110 That's what them headshrinkers want you to think. 125 00:04:32,112 --> 00:04:33,945 That's the hustle. Only need therapy 126 00:04:33,947 --> 00:04:35,864 as long as you can afford to have it. 127 00:04:35,866 --> 00:04:37,282 Nobody's telling me what to think. 128 00:04:37,284 --> 00:04:39,501 Therapy's all about listening to my thoughts. 129 00:04:39,503 --> 00:04:40,919 And your thoughts better not be about me 130 00:04:40,921 --> 00:04:42,120 'cause I raised the shit out of you. 131 00:04:42,122 --> 00:04:43,788 - Mm-hmm, she raised you. - Hear that? 132 00:04:43,790 --> 00:04:45,957 All right, so don't let some voodoo doctor 133 00:04:45,959 --> 00:04:47,542 teach you how to hate your family, you hear me? 134 00:04:47,544 --> 00:04:49,261 - I won't. - All right. 135 00:04:49,263 --> 00:04:51,429 Hey, what'd you do with the girl you brought home last night? 136 00:04:51,431 --> 00:04:54,266 - We finished fucking. - Julius. 137 00:04:54,268 --> 00:04:56,434 - Hey, did she lick your belly button? - No. 138 00:04:56,436 --> 00:04:58,637 - Julius. - I mean from the inside. 139 00:04:58,639 --> 00:05:00,689 - I'm talking about the tongue going all the way... - Hey, hey, hey, hey, enough. 140 00:05:00,691 --> 00:05:02,641 A little more respect here? Really. 141 00:05:02,643 --> 00:05:04,109 JULIUS: Hey. 142 00:05:04,111 --> 00:05:06,228 Hey. Oh, there's my number-one son. 143 00:05:06,230 --> 00:05:08,647 Look. Raised in the same household. 144 00:05:08,649 --> 00:05:10,899 He turned out fine. He didn't need no shrink. 145 00:05:10,901 --> 00:05:12,868 Hey, not yet. Seize the day, y'all. 146 00:05:12,870 --> 00:05:14,986 - All right, baby. - What's with the motivational phrase-ology? 147 00:05:14,988 --> 00:05:18,657 Some girl he hardly knows got him thinking and thinking. 148 00:05:18,659 --> 00:05:19,991 - Uh-oh. - Yeah. I gotta go. I'll see y'all. 149 00:05:19,993 --> 00:05:21,960 Wait a minute, Reggie. I'm gonna ride with you. 150 00:05:21,962 --> 00:05:24,996 Missy's gonna school me on how to make dumplings for my Chen. 151 00:05:24,998 --> 00:05:27,666 He's ten pounds away from being the perfect man. 152 00:05:27,668 --> 00:05:29,251 I need something to grab. 153 00:05:29,253 --> 00:05:31,303 What does Missy know about making dumplings? 154 00:05:31,305 --> 00:05:32,754 Hopefully more than me. 155 00:05:32,756 --> 00:05:35,340 Hey, when did you and Mr. Miyagi get so serious? 156 00:05:35,342 --> 00:05:36,675 Stop calling him that. 157 00:05:36,677 --> 00:05:38,560 Okay. Well, wax on and wax off. 158 00:05:38,562 --> 00:05:40,061 Fuck you. 159 00:05:40,063 --> 00:05:41,479 - I gotta go, man. - Oh, I do, too. 160 00:05:41,481 --> 00:05:42,847 Oh, what? Everybody's... 161 00:05:42,849 --> 00:05:45,850 What... what? Everybody's leaving? 162 00:05:45,852 --> 00:05:47,852 I got the place all to myself? 163 00:05:47,854 --> 00:05:49,738 You keep your clothes on in the common areas 164 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:51,690 and don't get any ideas. 165 00:05:51,692 --> 00:05:53,408 You know I ain't got no underwear on... 166 00:05:53,410 --> 00:05:55,026 Okay, you have made it this far. 167 00:05:55,028 --> 00:05:56,661 Don't be a creepy uncle now, please. 168 00:05:56,663 --> 00:05:58,163 All right. 169 00:05:58,165 --> 00:06:01,166 ♪ 170 00:06:37,537 --> 00:06:39,821 Mm. 171 00:06:43,543 --> 00:06:45,210 How's that? 172 00:06:51,084 --> 00:06:53,835 ♪ 173 00:06:53,837 --> 00:06:56,721 ♪ Come on, baby ♪ 174 00:06:56,723 --> 00:07:00,642 ♪ Let's go, everybody, like you got the right thing ♪ 175 00:07:00,644 --> 00:07:02,093 ♪ We need peace ♪ 176 00:07:03,981 --> 00:07:07,932 ♪ We've got to have freedom all the same ♪ 177 00:07:07,934 --> 00:07:09,651 ♪ Come on ♪ 178 00:07:09,653 --> 00:07:11,486 ♪ Give me freedom ♪ 179 00:07:11,488 --> 00:07:13,688 ♪ Brother, brother ♪ 180 00:07:13,690 --> 00:07:15,690 ♪ Give me freedom ♪ 181 00:07:15,692 --> 00:07:17,909 ♪ Brother, brother ♪ 182 00:07:17,911 --> 00:07:19,944 ♪ Give me freedom ♪ 183 00:07:19,946 --> 00:07:22,030 ♪ Brother, brother ♪ 184 00:07:22,032 --> 00:07:24,332 ♪ Give me freedom ♪ 185 00:07:24,334 --> 00:07:26,034 ♪ Brother, brother ♪ 186 00:07:26,036 --> 00:07:29,954 ♪ Come on, brother, give me freedom ♪ 187 00:07:29,956 --> 00:07:31,956 ♪ Show me how to do it ♪ 188 00:07:31,958 --> 00:07:35,126 ♪ Walk down the road and say that you ain't... ♪ 189 00:07:35,128 --> 00:07:37,962 - Hey! Stop! I wanna talk! - [door closes] 190 00:07:37,964 --> 00:07:39,931 Then I'll kick your ass! 191 00:07:46,189 --> 00:07:48,273 ♪ 192 00:07:57,150 --> 00:07:58,450 Fuck. 193 00:07:59,736 --> 00:08:02,537 Ah. 194 00:08:10,497 --> 00:08:12,163 ♪ 195 00:08:12,165 --> 00:08:14,833 ♪ Give me freedom, brother, brother ♪ 196 00:08:14,835 --> 00:08:16,000 [siren chirps] 197 00:08:16,002 --> 00:08:17,669 ♪ Give me freedom... ♪ 198 00:08:17,671 --> 00:08:20,055 I know what it look like. 199 00:08:20,057 --> 00:08:21,556 A black man doing what you heard black men do, 200 00:08:21,558 --> 00:08:23,141 but I live here. 201 00:08:23,143 --> 00:08:25,427 I'm Cam Calloway's uncle. Professional baller. 202 00:08:25,429 --> 00:08:27,262 A thief stole my bike. 203 00:08:27,264 --> 00:08:30,815 I'm sorry to ramble, but police make me nervous. 204 00:08:30,817 --> 00:08:32,317 It's genetic. 205 00:08:32,319 --> 00:08:33,435 You got ID? 206 00:08:33,437 --> 00:08:35,770 Oh, indeed. Can I... can I dig for it? 207 00:08:35,772 --> 00:08:38,406 Slow. 208 00:08:39,910 --> 00:08:42,026 You say someone stole your bike? 209 00:08:42,028 --> 00:08:43,778 Yeah, it's a 20-speed, man. 210 00:08:43,780 --> 00:08:46,498 I tried to catch him, but he flew off like ET. 211 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:47,749 His ID says he lives here. 212 00:08:47,751 --> 00:08:49,167 Yeah, Uncle Sam don't lie. 213 00:08:49,169 --> 00:08:51,202 - You get a good look at him? - Yeah. 214 00:08:51,204 --> 00:08:52,954 - What'd he look like? - White. 215 00:08:52,956 --> 00:08:54,756 Anything more specific? 216 00:08:54,758 --> 00:08:56,591 White. Like a privileged motherfucker. 217 00:08:56,593 --> 00:08:58,960 Like he had time to just sit around 218 00:08:58,962 --> 00:09:01,379 and do nothing but put mousse and gels in his hair. 219 00:09:01,381 --> 00:09:02,680 Was he short? Tall? 220 00:09:02,682 --> 00:09:04,048 Average-size white guy. 221 00:09:04,050 --> 00:09:05,717 I can't tell these motherfuckers apart. 222 00:09:05,719 --> 00:09:07,218 No offense. 223 00:09:07,220 --> 00:09:09,137 You wanna roll with us? See if we can find him? 224 00:09:09,139 --> 00:09:11,723 Yeah. Let's go find this Justin Bieber lookin' motherfucker. 225 00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:13,892 [doorbell rings] 226 00:09:16,363 --> 00:09:17,729 Uh, hey, man. 227 00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:18,897 How can I help you? 228 00:09:18,899 --> 00:09:20,732 Uh, I'm here to see Allison? 229 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:22,400 Who the fuck is Allison? 230 00:09:22,402 --> 00:09:24,702 - I don't know. - Mm-hmm. Like shit you don't know. 231 00:09:24,704 --> 00:09:27,322 - Is Allison your girl? - That's the hope, 232 00:09:27,324 --> 00:09:29,124 but unless you guys are her roommates, I think I got the wrong... 233 00:09:29,126 --> 00:09:31,159 You lying ass home-wrecking ass. 234 00:09:31,161 --> 00:09:32,911 I'm done with you! You dirty bitch. 235 00:09:32,913 --> 00:09:34,496 - What you talking about? - No! 236 00:09:34,498 --> 00:09:36,297 I promise you I'm not cheating on you no more, Veronica. 237 00:09:36,299 --> 00:09:37,632 Damn. 238 00:09:37,634 --> 00:09:40,168 I'm so sorry, man. I think I got the wrong apartment. 239 00:09:40,170 --> 00:09:42,086 It's all good, man. Look, just get us to the playoffs 240 00:09:42,088 --> 00:09:44,055 - and we straight, baby. - All right, then. Word. 241 00:09:44,057 --> 00:09:47,392 [Veronica continues shouting] 242 00:09:47,394 --> 00:09:50,228 Cam. [Laughs] 243 00:09:50,230 --> 00:09:52,096 I think I just broke up a relationship. 244 00:09:52,098 --> 00:09:53,982 They fight all the time, 245 00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:55,984 and then they make up... loudly. 246 00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:58,236 So, uh, I got the apartment wrong. 247 00:09:58,238 --> 00:09:59,437 Did I get the night wrong, too? 248 00:09:59,439 --> 00:10:00,939 No. 249 00:10:00,941 --> 00:10:02,357 I mean, it's just 'cause you're in scrubs. 250 00:10:02,359 --> 00:10:05,109 Which is cool. I think you look great in scrubs. 251 00:10:05,111 --> 00:10:06,778 You wanna come in for a minute? 252 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:08,613 Yeah, sure. 253 00:10:12,619 --> 00:10:13,952 It's very spartan in here. 254 00:10:13,954 --> 00:10:15,587 I'm sorry? 255 00:10:15,589 --> 00:10:19,091 Uh, Spartan. I've been reading history in my free time. 256 00:10:20,293 --> 00:10:22,293 Spartans weren't big on decorations. 257 00:10:22,295 --> 00:10:25,096 Maybe they worked 18-hour shifts like I do. 258 00:10:25,098 --> 00:10:26,514 I'm still pretty new to Atlanta. 259 00:10:26,516 --> 00:10:28,266 I was living in Athens till a while ago. 260 00:10:28,268 --> 00:10:30,134 People from Athens hated the Spartans. 261 00:10:30,136 --> 00:10:31,803 I was living in Athens, Georgia. 262 00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:34,272 Right. Just making a Greek joke. 263 00:10:34,274 --> 00:10:35,857 So, uh, what's in Athens, Georgia? 264 00:10:35,859 --> 00:10:37,942 - My boyfriend. - Oh. 265 00:10:37,944 --> 00:10:39,143 He's my ex-boyfriend now. 266 00:10:39,145 --> 00:10:41,312 Right. Cool, cool, cool. 267 00:10:41,314 --> 00:10:43,031 I know this neighborhood isn't very nice. 268 00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:44,315 You must feel like you're back in Dorchester. 269 00:10:44,317 --> 00:10:45,817 How you know I was from Dorchester? 270 00:10:45,819 --> 00:10:47,035 I Googled you. 271 00:10:47,037 --> 00:10:48,953 - You Googled me? - I did. 272 00:10:48,955 --> 00:10:50,455 Oh, what came up? 273 00:10:50,457 --> 00:10:52,040 - You never Googled yourself? - It's been a while. 274 00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:53,458 My cousin does it just to keep tabs. 275 00:10:53,460 --> 00:10:55,410 You got a guy who Googles you for you? 276 00:10:55,412 --> 00:10:58,379 Only very recently. So what came up? 277 00:10:58,381 --> 00:11:02,500 A lot. Your contract. Your mother who whooped you. 278 00:11:02,502 --> 00:11:05,003 Your sister who almost punched your eye out 279 00:11:05,005 --> 00:11:06,638 and threw bibles in a church. 280 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:07,972 That was page one. 281 00:11:07,974 --> 00:11:09,173 Everybody knows the good stuff's on page two. 282 00:11:09,175 --> 00:11:12,010 Look, you seem like a good dude. 283 00:11:12,012 --> 00:11:15,179 Maybe even really good. And you're handsome. 284 00:11:15,181 --> 00:11:17,098 Maybe even really handsome. 285 00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:19,234 So far I can't see why you even let me in the house. 286 00:11:19,236 --> 00:11:21,402 But I read what I read, 287 00:11:21,404 --> 00:11:25,240 and I realized we're living on two different Earths. 288 00:11:25,242 --> 00:11:27,859 So as flattered as I am that you asked me out on the date 289 00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:30,862 and actually spent the last few weeks trying to make this happen, 290 00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:32,997 I think we just should spare ourselves 291 00:11:32,999 --> 00:11:34,782 the trouble and time and not pursue this. 292 00:11:34,784 --> 00:11:38,002 Hold up. You're bouncing me pre-date based on internet research? 293 00:11:38,004 --> 00:11:39,704 Based on reality. 294 00:11:39,706 --> 00:11:42,173 And I should have called you before you made the trip over, 295 00:11:42,175 --> 00:11:44,709 and I'm sorry, but I wanted to say this in person. 296 00:11:44,711 --> 00:11:46,678 You know, I Googled you, and I didn't have a problem with it. 297 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:50,048 You Googled me? When were you gonna tell me that? 298 00:11:50,050 --> 00:11:51,382 - [kettle whistling] - I just did. 299 00:11:51,384 --> 00:11:53,518 And, you know, from what I saw, 300 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:55,019 we ain't on two different Earths at all. 301 00:11:55,021 --> 00:11:56,304 I mean, why do you think we are? 302 00:11:56,306 --> 00:11:57,855 Because I got a little money 303 00:11:57,857 --> 00:11:59,023 and there's crazy women all over my house? 304 00:11:59,025 --> 00:12:00,525 That's every successful black man. 305 00:12:00,527 --> 00:12:01,893 You're exactly the kind of person I should date. 306 00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:03,111 You know how I know? 307 00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:04,362 Because I would try to date you 308 00:12:04,364 --> 00:12:05,897 even if I was still in Dorchester 309 00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:08,232 with nothing to my name except my name. 310 00:12:08,234 --> 00:12:10,201 Even if nothing good had ever happened to me, 311 00:12:10,203 --> 00:12:12,036 I'd still be interested in getting to know 312 00:12:12,038 --> 00:12:13,621 what appears to be a quality individual, 313 00:12:13,623 --> 00:12:15,573 and I would step up to you and I'd say my piece. 314 00:12:15,575 --> 00:12:17,959 You can say that, but you can't know that. 315 00:12:17,961 --> 00:12:19,460 I can. There's things I know. 316 00:12:19,462 --> 00:12:21,996 Oh. Did you go to page two on my Google? 317 00:12:21,998 --> 00:12:23,581 I went to page five, 318 00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:25,049 which by then, I think, was a different Allison Pierce. 319 00:12:25,051 --> 00:12:26,384 She's a mortician. 320 00:12:26,386 --> 00:12:28,553 So did you see my bathing-suit photo? 321 00:12:28,555 --> 00:12:30,838 See it every time I close my eyes. 322 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:32,090 What is your point? 323 00:12:32,092 --> 00:12:33,341 I just hate that it's on there. 324 00:12:33,343 --> 00:12:35,259 I'll get Reggie to take it off. 325 00:12:35,261 --> 00:12:37,145 See, that's what I mean. 326 00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:39,514 On your Earth, you are stronger than Google. 327 00:12:39,516 --> 00:12:41,432 I been looking forward to this date for a week. 328 00:12:41,434 --> 00:12:42,767 I changed my shirt three times. 329 00:12:42,769 --> 00:12:44,102 My uncle's still laughing. 330 00:12:44,104 --> 00:12:46,237 - And that's what you went with? - What? 331 00:12:46,239 --> 00:12:47,739 - What is that? - A feather? A wave? 332 00:12:47,741 --> 00:12:48,906 It's a fuckin' dope-ass shirt. 333 00:12:48,908 --> 00:12:50,158 I'm just messing with you. 334 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,276 Let's be sensible, shake hands, 335 00:12:52,278 --> 00:12:54,329 and part friends, okay? 336 00:12:54,331 --> 00:12:56,581 I'm not gonna try to lawyer you on this. 337 00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:58,783 I was raised a woman says no, it's no, 338 00:12:58,785 --> 00:13:00,752 even if it was a yes originally. 339 00:13:00,754 --> 00:13:02,036 I said no originally. 340 00:13:02,038 --> 00:13:03,955 About 11 times, as I recall. 341 00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:06,007 And then you lawyered me into a yes, 342 00:13:06,009 --> 00:13:07,258 which was against my better judgment, 343 00:13:07,260 --> 00:13:09,510 which is back now. 344 00:13:09,512 --> 00:13:11,379 Okay, Allison. I will be on my way, 345 00:13:11,381 --> 00:13:13,297 and I'm sorry it didn't work out. 346 00:13:22,776 --> 00:13:25,643 I just gotta say, when I saw you, I understood the Trojan War. 347 00:13:25,645 --> 00:13:27,979 - What? - Some more Greek shit that I been reading about. 348 00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:29,530 The King of Sparta, something with an "A," 349 00:13:29,532 --> 00:13:31,733 was in love with Helen, who ran away with a Trojan. 350 00:13:31,735 --> 00:13:33,651 Not a condom, a guy from Troy. I understand. 351 00:13:33,653 --> 00:13:35,486 And this guy was willing to send his whole navy, 352 00:13:35,488 --> 00:13:37,655 a thousand ships, just to get her back, 353 00:13:37,657 --> 00:13:39,741 because he had an instinct that they were supposed to be together, 354 00:13:39,743 --> 00:13:41,909 even though in the face of it it didn't make sense. 355 00:13:41,911 --> 00:13:43,995 - So what happened? - I don't know. I haven't gotten that far. 356 00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:46,297 But I have an instinct, and I'm willing to send all my ships. 357 00:13:46,299 --> 00:13:47,965 Look me in the eye and tell me 358 00:13:47,967 --> 00:13:49,500 that you don't have an instinct, too. 359 00:13:49,502 --> 00:13:51,969 - I'm a practical person. - That's not what I asked you. 360 00:13:51,971 --> 00:13:54,172 Hey, Cam, it was really nice to meet you. 361 00:13:54,174 --> 00:13:56,090 And I wish you well. I really do. 362 00:13:56,092 --> 00:13:58,342 And take care of your knee, okay? 363 00:14:00,647 --> 00:14:02,980 Okay. 364 00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:12,273 A few weeks ago, I realized why I started playing basketball. 365 00:14:12,275 --> 00:14:14,158 - Because you were good at it? - No. 366 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,860 - Because you love it? - No. 367 00:14:15,862 --> 00:14:17,078 - To make money? - No. 368 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,946 - To get out of Dorchester. - No. 369 00:14:18,948 --> 00:14:21,699 - To be famous. - No. To meet you. 370 00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:34,545 ♪ 371 00:14:41,554 --> 00:14:43,723 Google says you like food trucks. That true? 372 00:14:45,725 --> 00:14:48,526 That last one got you, huh? 373 00:14:48,528 --> 00:14:52,280 Yeah. It was pretty good. 374 00:15:04,410 --> 00:15:06,043 How about that bike there? 375 00:15:06,045 --> 00:15:07,912 No, that bike's a piece of shit. 376 00:15:07,914 --> 00:15:10,748 My bike's expensive. My nephew bought it for me. 377 00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:12,166 Well, keep your eyes open 378 00:15:12,168 --> 00:15:14,719 and try to err on the side of prosecution. 379 00:15:14,721 --> 00:15:15,803 [both laugh] 380 00:15:15,805 --> 00:15:17,755 Hey, how you holding up back there, Julius? 381 00:15:17,757 --> 00:15:21,676 Oh, fine. The seat ain't that bad without handcuffs on. 382 00:15:21,678 --> 00:15:23,344 [all laugh] 383 00:15:23,346 --> 00:15:24,846 You new to the neighborhood? 384 00:15:24,848 --> 00:15:27,181 I'm new to the neighborhood, new to the South. 385 00:15:27,183 --> 00:15:28,816 I'm from Boston. 386 00:15:28,818 --> 00:15:30,985 - Boston? - Yeah, Boston, man. 387 00:15:30,987 --> 00:15:33,771 Oh, fuck the Celtics. Fuck the Red Sox while you're at it. 388 00:15:33,773 --> 00:15:35,072 I would say fuck you, 389 00:15:35,074 --> 00:15:37,275 but I'm in the back seat behind a cage. 390 00:15:37,277 --> 00:15:39,610 - Uh-huh. And we can still cuff you. - Yeah. 391 00:15:39,612 --> 00:15:42,246 There's only one thing I wish I could do, man. 392 00:15:42,248 --> 00:15:44,699 - What's that? - Fuck a cop's wife. 393 00:15:44,701 --> 00:15:47,034 - Is this the right street we on, man? - [Both laugh] 394 00:15:47,036 --> 00:15:49,337 Say, fellas, look. I gotta take a dump. 395 00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:50,838 We need to make a pit stop. 396 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,456 We call that a shit stop. 397 00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:55,209 Whatever you call it, the shit is calling me. 398 00:15:55,211 --> 00:15:56,544 I need a bathroom now. 399 00:15:56,546 --> 00:15:59,130 All right. We call that an emergency. 400 00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:02,633 [siren wails, tires screech] 401 00:16:09,392 --> 00:16:11,809 How do you know Chen even likes dumplings? 402 00:16:11,811 --> 00:16:14,729 - The man is Chinese. - That doesn't mean that he li... 403 00:16:14,731 --> 00:16:16,364 Oh, what the fuck am I supposed to make him? 404 00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:18,316 Fondue? Bratwurst? 405 00:16:18,318 --> 00:16:20,151 The man is Chinese. I'm making him Chinese food. 406 00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:21,702 You see his eyes and his hair. 407 00:16:21,704 --> 00:16:23,905 What you trying to say, the dude ain't Chinese? 408 00:16:23,907 --> 00:16:25,907 I... I'm not. You not. 409 00:16:25,909 --> 00:16:28,242 [doorbell rings] 410 00:16:28,244 --> 00:16:31,495 - Nobody get up. - Not my house. 411 00:16:31,497 --> 00:16:33,214 I guess what I'm trying to say 412 00:16:33,216 --> 00:16:37,001 is how would you feel if Chen tried to woo you with fried chicken? 413 00:16:37,003 --> 00:16:39,637 I would only be offended if the chicken wasn't on point. 414 00:16:39,639 --> 00:16:42,491 That's why my dumpling game has got to be tight. 415 00:16:43,893 --> 00:16:47,429 Oh, there she is. Fresh off the gossip session. 416 00:16:48,431 --> 00:16:50,681 I love you, Mother. 417 00:16:50,683 --> 00:16:52,183 Chuck, you look really happy. 418 00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:53,601 It's nice. 419 00:16:53,603 --> 00:16:56,020 I'm so used to see you smile at disturbing shit. 420 00:16:56,022 --> 00:16:57,605 Well, thank you, Missy. 421 00:16:57,607 --> 00:16:59,190 It is nice to finally be able to have a platform 422 00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:01,025 to express the nuances of my soul. 423 00:17:01,027 --> 00:17:03,494 And to think it only took the real threat of jail. 424 00:17:03,496 --> 00:17:05,029 Well, as my therapist says, 425 00:17:05,031 --> 00:17:06,197 it's not how I got here, 426 00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,165 it's how I get now. 427 00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:09,584 That really means something to you? 428 00:17:09,586 --> 00:17:11,452 Man, these people are thieves, 429 00:17:11,454 --> 00:17:14,590 charging you money to spew bullshit like that. 430 00:17:15,592 --> 00:17:17,508 What else y'all talk about? 431 00:17:17,510 --> 00:17:19,844 I'd like to keep that between me and my therapist. 432 00:17:19,846 --> 00:17:22,129 The discoveries that build me up in the process 433 00:17:22,131 --> 00:17:24,432 might sometimes tear others down, 434 00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:26,550 so I have to, uh, tread lightly. 435 00:17:26,552 --> 00:17:29,553 - That's smart. - Yeah, I mean, you just quoted your therapist. 436 00:17:29,555 --> 00:17:32,390 That was between you and everybody in the kitchen. 437 00:17:32,392 --> 00:17:33,891 Therapy is good. 438 00:17:33,893 --> 00:17:35,226 There was a point in my life 439 00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:36,811 when I was in therapy twice a week. 440 00:17:36,813 --> 00:17:38,196 Twice a week? 441 00:17:38,198 --> 00:17:40,564 So you basically spend your sessions shitting on me, don't you? 442 00:17:40,566 --> 00:17:43,150 I could read between the fuckin' lines. 443 00:17:43,152 --> 00:17:44,535 Hostility is not worth engaging. 444 00:17:44,537 --> 00:17:45,870 That is a lesson I learned. 445 00:17:45,872 --> 00:17:48,155 Well, you walk in here all smug and shit, 446 00:17:48,157 --> 00:17:50,207 talking like you a fuckin' shaman 447 00:17:50,209 --> 00:17:52,326 after court-ordered therapy, 448 00:17:52,328 --> 00:17:53,995 and I'm calling bullshit. 449 00:17:53,997 --> 00:17:57,248 And I understand now that my happiness upsets you. 450 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,417 - The fuck you sayin' to me. - You fuckin' heard me. 451 00:17:59,419 --> 00:18:01,941 I am your shoulder when you need someone to lean on, 452 00:18:01,942 --> 00:18:04,655 and I am your punching bag when you need someone to beat up. 453 00:18:04,774 --> 00:18:06,757 You know, I think you hit your head 454 00:18:06,759 --> 00:18:08,392 on that fuckin' therapist couch, 455 00:18:08,394 --> 00:18:10,811 'cause obviously you don't realize 456 00:18:10,813 --> 00:18:13,230 and have forgotten who has supported you 457 00:18:13,232 --> 00:18:15,316 through the thickest and the thinnest. 458 00:18:15,318 --> 00:18:17,318 Who fuckin' changed your Pampers, 459 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,769 who wiped your fuckin' ass. 460 00:18:18,771 --> 00:18:22,073 Who worked 20 fuckin' hours for you and your bother. 461 00:18:22,075 --> 00:18:23,658 Who the fuck are you talking to? 462 00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:25,109 I... I... I would like a dumpling. 463 00:18:25,111 --> 00:18:26,494 M-CHUCK: Is that how you remember it? 464 00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:28,195 Because what I remember is you hitting me 465 00:18:28,197 --> 00:18:29,697 over petty bullshit one minute, 466 00:18:29,699 --> 00:18:31,866 and then the next minute you crying to me 467 00:18:31,868 --> 00:18:33,617 over the fucked-up state of your life, 468 00:18:33,619 --> 00:18:36,454 and I was a part of that state you were crying over. 469 00:18:36,456 --> 00:18:38,873 And I remember raising Cam while you were working. 470 00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:40,291 I was working. 471 00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:41,509 That don't change the fact I had to act 472 00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:43,544 like I was 26 when I was 13, 473 00:18:43,546 --> 00:18:45,046 and not even so much as a "thank you" 474 00:18:45,048 --> 00:18:46,630 for being a good daughter. 475 00:18:46,632 --> 00:18:48,215 Mary-Charles, the fact that you standing here 476 00:18:48,217 --> 00:18:50,134 in my fuckin' face as a grown-ass woman alive 477 00:18:50,136 --> 00:18:52,186 is my fuckin' thank you. 478 00:18:52,188 --> 00:18:53,888 This is some bullshit. 479 00:18:53,890 --> 00:18:57,224 You know what? Maybe, but you need to know this. 480 00:18:57,226 --> 00:19:01,145 For a lot of years, the thing that you were best at as a mother 481 00:19:01,147 --> 00:19:03,030 was making me feel worthless, 482 00:19:03,032 --> 00:19:04,482 and there ain't no do-overs. 483 00:19:04,484 --> 00:19:07,118 Just admitting it and moving on. 484 00:19:14,711 --> 00:19:16,327 What were you in therapy for? 485 00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:19,046 Not you. 486 00:19:23,219 --> 00:19:25,503 A thief matching you and your buddy's description 487 00:19:25,505 --> 00:19:27,471 stole a bike and is still in the area. 488 00:19:27,473 --> 00:19:31,342 My description? What? Handsome and buff? 489 00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:32,593 You kids have a choice. 490 00:19:32,595 --> 00:19:33,928 You can stop talking shit, 491 00:19:33,930 --> 00:19:36,013 or you can find yourself face down in handcuffs. 492 00:19:36,015 --> 00:19:37,848 Who's talking shit? You're talking shit. 493 00:19:37,850 --> 00:19:39,350 I'm just listening to your shit. 494 00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:40,985 Why would any of us steal a dusty-ass bike? 495 00:19:40,987 --> 00:19:43,821 'Cause that's what you boys do. Ain't it, boy? 496 00:19:43,823 --> 00:19:45,906 - Boy? - Boys? What's that supposed to mean? 497 00:19:45,908 --> 00:19:48,576 Look, the blond guy who took the bike ain't here. 498 00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:50,578 This guy's got frosted tips. Look. 499 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,079 They're highlights. 500 00:19:52,081 --> 00:19:53,664 Take your asses home. 501 00:19:53,666 --> 00:19:56,200 Yeah. And read a book while you're there. 502 00:19:56,202 --> 00:19:57,918 A long one. 503 00:20:01,791 --> 00:20:04,091 You know what, guys? I don't need no bike. 504 00:20:04,093 --> 00:20:05,209 I'm thinking about getting a moped 505 00:20:05,211 --> 00:20:06,377 or a skateboard or something. 506 00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:07,628 Let's just let it go. 507 00:20:07,630 --> 00:20:09,547 What, and let the thieves win? 508 00:20:09,549 --> 00:20:10,881 Just for tonight. 509 00:20:10,883 --> 00:20:12,550 - All right. If you say so. - All right. 510 00:20:12,552 --> 00:20:13,601 You wanna get something to eat first? 511 00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,052 Yeah, let's go on in there. 512 00:20:15,054 --> 00:20:16,887 I gotta, you know, pay homage to this business, 513 00:20:16,889 --> 00:20:18,889 'cause I just blew they toilet up. 514 00:20:18,891 --> 00:20:20,858 [laughs] 515 00:20:20,860 --> 00:20:23,027 ♪ 516 00:20:28,234 --> 00:20:29,400 [phone vibrating] 517 00:20:29,502 --> 00:20:32,119 Oh, whoa, whoa. Sometimes that is a beautiful noise. 518 00:20:32,121 --> 00:20:34,455 This is Reggie. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Go ahead. 519 00:20:34,457 --> 00:20:36,957 Uh-huh. Yeah. 520 00:20:36,959 --> 00:20:38,492 Don't beat yourself up. 521 00:20:38,494 --> 00:20:41,962 We all get upset and say things that we didn't mean. 522 00:20:41,964 --> 00:20:45,749 When Mary-Charles gets upset, she says exactly what she means. 523 00:20:45,751 --> 00:20:48,419 That child always did enjoy drawing blood. 524 00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:49,720 Therapists are often wrong. 525 00:20:49,722 --> 00:20:52,306 Mine said I had an Electra complex. 526 00:20:52,308 --> 00:20:54,091 Fuck is that? 527 00:20:54,093 --> 00:20:56,594 It's where you wanna fuck your father and pussy-block your mother. 528 00:20:56,596 --> 00:20:58,312 Well, was it true? 529 00:20:59,765 --> 00:21:01,015 I mean, it was close, though. 530 00:21:01,017 --> 00:21:02,399 I wanted to pussy-block my father 531 00:21:02,401 --> 00:21:04,435 and get my mother laid. 532 00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:07,905 I just don't like being found guilty by a judge who should know. 533 00:21:07,907 --> 00:21:09,273 None of us do. 534 00:21:09,275 --> 00:21:11,609 All right, set down your breakables. 535 00:21:11,611 --> 00:21:13,110 Why? What happened now? 536 00:21:13,112 --> 00:21:15,196 That was Clay Beckwith. He got a call from the DA. 537 00:21:15,198 --> 00:21:18,782 Mary-Charles has not shown up for one single therapy appointment. 538 00:21:18,784 --> 00:21:20,751 - What? - Therapist couldn't pick her out of a lineup. 539 00:21:20,753 --> 00:21:22,670 Which is ironic, because if she doesn't start going, 540 00:21:22,672 --> 00:21:24,088 she's gonna be in a lineup. 541 00:21:24,090 --> 00:21:26,173 When did the state of Georgia become so passionate 542 00:21:26,175 --> 00:21:27,675 about black girls' mental health? 543 00:21:27,677 --> 00:21:29,793 It's a violation of her agreement with the DA, 544 00:21:29,795 --> 00:21:32,096 and if she keeps this up, they're gonna send her to Reidsville. 545 00:21:32,098 --> 00:21:33,297 - Jeez. - I know. 546 00:21:33,299 --> 00:21:35,716 I mean, she just went on and on. 547 00:21:35,718 --> 00:21:37,718 Stood right there where you are. 548 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,803 One of the best liars you'll ever meet. Always has been. 549 00:21:39,805 --> 00:21:42,806 Now obviously she has some issues with professional help. 550 00:21:42,808 --> 00:21:44,942 I don't know what they are. Right now, I don't care. 551 00:21:44,944 --> 00:21:47,945 Our job is to tag-team this shit. Get her on the couch. 552 00:21:47,947 --> 00:21:50,197 And she ain't gotta say a word to that doctor if she don't want to. 553 00:21:50,199 --> 00:21:51,866 Hell, she can sing karaoke, 554 00:21:51,868 --> 00:21:54,318 but one way or another, she will punch the clock of well-being. 555 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:55,953 Aunt Cass, are you hearing me? 556 00:21:55,955 --> 00:21:59,456 Oh, I knew she wasn't my fault. 557 00:21:59,458 --> 00:22:02,376 She always did have a great imagination. 558 00:22:02,378 --> 00:22:06,130 [sighs] 559 00:22:06,132 --> 00:22:09,968 I swear, root beer be fuckin' me up like the real beer. 560 00:22:10,670 --> 00:22:14,338 Sugar's the sweetest drug. 561 00:22:14,340 --> 00:22:16,557 Shit. There he is. 562 00:22:16,559 --> 00:22:18,726 Stop! Freeze! 563 00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:20,177 ♪ 564 00:22:26,068 --> 00:22:28,686 [siren wails] 565 00:22:28,688 --> 00:22:29,853 Put your hands in the air. 566 00:22:29,855 --> 00:22:31,322 You done made the wrong turn, 567 00:22:31,324 --> 00:22:32,690 and now we done caught you, Pac-Man. 568 00:22:32,692 --> 00:22:35,075 I said put your hands in the air. 569 00:22:35,077 --> 00:22:36,360 Higher. 570 00:22:36,362 --> 00:22:37,695 I literally can't raise them any higher. 571 00:22:37,697 --> 00:22:39,079 I didn't do anything wrong. 572 00:22:39,081 --> 00:22:41,749 - Why were you running? - Because you were chasing. 573 00:22:41,751 --> 00:22:43,334 Innocent people don't run. 574 00:22:43,336 --> 00:22:44,668 Man, you ain't gotta steal my shit. 575 00:22:44,670 --> 00:22:46,503 You blond. You don't need my shit. 576 00:22:46,505 --> 00:22:47,922 I didn't do anything to you. 577 00:22:47,924 --> 00:22:51,175 You should handle this one, for obvious reasons. 578 00:22:51,177 --> 00:22:52,876 - [groans] - Huh. Nice. 579 00:22:52,878 --> 00:22:55,629 [grunts] Nicely handled. 580 00:22:55,631 --> 00:22:57,047 Oh, come on, man. We cool. 581 00:22:57,049 --> 00:22:58,549 He wasn't running from the three of us. 582 00:22:58,551 --> 00:23:00,884 He's not running now, is he? 583 00:23:00,886 --> 00:23:02,720 Oh, shit. That ain't even my bike. 584 00:23:02,722 --> 00:23:05,105 That's the wrong bike. The kid is innocent, man. 585 00:23:05,107 --> 00:23:07,725 No, no, no, no. He's guilty of something. 586 00:23:07,727 --> 00:23:09,276 Yeah, kid looking like that, 587 00:23:09,278 --> 00:23:10,894 riding around here all by himself. 588 00:23:10,896 --> 00:23:13,230 He's bound to shoot up a school or something eventually. 589 00:23:13,232 --> 00:23:15,282 We just saved a bunch of other little kids. 590 00:23:15,284 --> 00:23:17,901 Yeah, some teachers. And a custodian or two. 591 00:23:17,903 --> 00:23:19,320 Lunch lady. 592 00:23:19,322 --> 00:23:21,488 - Oh, yeah? - You're lucky, kid. 593 00:23:21,490 --> 00:23:23,874 Real lucky. 594 00:23:23,876 --> 00:23:25,376 We should probably get rolling. 595 00:23:25,378 --> 00:23:27,161 Julius, you coming with us, right? 596 00:23:27,163 --> 00:23:29,463 No, I think I dropped a cell phone back here. 597 00:23:29,465 --> 00:23:31,081 Thanks, though. 598 00:23:31,083 --> 00:23:32,049 Be cool. 599 00:23:35,471 --> 00:23:37,254 Be cool too, kid. 600 00:23:37,256 --> 00:23:39,173 Take about four Advil. You'll be fine in the morning. 601 00:23:39,175 --> 00:23:41,925 - [groans] - [chuckles] 602 00:24:02,698 --> 00:24:04,365 Kid, come on. Come on. Get up. 603 00:24:04,367 --> 00:24:06,784 Kid, get up. Come on. Get up. 604 00:24:06,786 --> 00:24:08,669 You get any video of that? 605 00:24:08,671 --> 00:24:10,120 Nah, I ain't get no video. 606 00:24:10,122 --> 00:24:12,589 I try to stay hands-free around the police. 607 00:24:12,591 --> 00:24:13,627 They fucked you up, man. 608 00:24:16,629 --> 00:24:18,595 Excuse the barbecue sauce. 609 00:24:18,597 --> 00:24:20,764 Did you get their badge numbers? 610 00:24:20,766 --> 00:24:22,683 No, I didn't. 611 00:24:22,685 --> 00:24:24,268 Oh, God. I didn't steal anything. 612 00:24:24,270 --> 00:24:26,103 Ever? 613 00:24:26,105 --> 00:24:28,806 A York Peppermint Pattie when I was, like, six-years-old, 614 00:24:28,808 --> 00:24:31,525 but that... that doesn't make me, like, a bad kid. 615 00:24:31,527 --> 00:24:33,394 Like, in life. 616 00:24:33,396 --> 00:24:35,529 Oh, God. They broke my nose. 617 00:24:35,531 --> 00:24:36,814 I can't even breathe. 618 00:24:36,816 --> 00:24:39,201 Look, if you walking and you talking, 619 00:24:41,203 --> 00:24:44,321 then you can breathe. 620 00:24:44,323 --> 00:24:46,874 God, that was so fucked up. 621 00:24:46,876 --> 00:24:49,126 Sometimes that's how things go. 622 00:24:49,128 --> 00:24:50,794 Just grin and bear it, young'un. 623 00:24:50,796 --> 00:24:54,465 Just grin and bear it. You like gelato? 624 00:24:54,467 --> 00:24:56,550 What's that? 625 00:24:56,552 --> 00:24:58,302 Italian ice cream. 626 00:24:58,304 --> 00:24:59,503 I never had it. 627 00:24:59,505 --> 00:25:02,040 Do you like black girls? 628 00:25:02,842 --> 00:25:05,259 I know where the black girls and the gelato is. 629 00:25:05,261 --> 00:25:06,727 Okay. 630 00:25:06,729 --> 00:25:08,595 Okay? Motherfucker, what you mean "okay"? 631 00:25:08,597 --> 00:25:10,064 Okay. 632 00:25:10,066 --> 00:25:11,849 Come on. 633 00:25:11,851 --> 00:25:14,151 ♪ 634 00:25:16,856 --> 00:25:19,523 - What do you say? - Thank you, Mr. Calloway. 635 00:25:19,525 --> 00:25:21,909 All good. Now go to bed, all right? 636 00:25:21,911 --> 00:25:23,527 Can't stay in school if you're late to school. 637 00:25:23,529 --> 00:25:25,829 Yes, you can. You just stay late. 638 00:25:25,831 --> 00:25:27,414 You know, you're a pretty smart kid. 639 00:25:27,416 --> 00:25:31,034 - Thank you. - Bye. 640 00:25:31,036 --> 00:25:32,753 On the house, Mr. Calloway. 641 00:25:32,755 --> 00:25:34,538 You sure? 'Cause, I mean, I'd rather just... 642 00:25:34,540 --> 00:25:37,374 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. 643 00:25:37,376 --> 00:25:38,842 [shutter clicks] 644 00:25:38,844 --> 00:25:41,211 Ah, there you go. Paid in full. 645 00:25:41,213 --> 00:25:42,429 All right. 646 00:25:42,431 --> 00:25:43,630 Take care, Mr. Calloway. 647 00:25:43,632 --> 00:25:46,467 Yeah. You, too. 648 00:25:46,469 --> 00:25:48,218 Do you wanna be invisible ever? 649 00:25:48,220 --> 00:25:51,688 I've been invisible. I'm happy being visible. 650 00:25:51,690 --> 00:25:54,358 When I'm unhappy, I just stay home. 651 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:57,311 You know, most people just want an excuse to smile. 652 00:25:57,313 --> 00:25:59,196 I'm happy to give 'em one. 653 00:25:59,198 --> 00:26:01,732 It ain't gonna be that way forever. 654 00:26:01,734 --> 00:26:05,652 You at peace with that? With it ending someday? 655 00:26:05,654 --> 00:26:09,206 Tonight I am. 656 00:26:14,296 --> 00:26:15,879 Ooh. 657 00:26:15,881 --> 00:26:17,581 WOMAN: Ow! 658 00:26:17,583 --> 00:26:20,467 Ooh, shit. 659 00:26:20,469 --> 00:26:23,587 - You okay, ma'am? - Oh, I never saw him. 660 00:26:23,589 --> 00:26:25,172 Here, I got you. 661 00:26:25,174 --> 00:26:26,390 - Ready? - Uh-huh. 662 00:26:26,392 --> 00:26:29,393 One, two, three. 663 00:26:33,849 --> 00:26:35,182 Can you... yeah. 664 00:26:35,184 --> 00:26:37,670 Oh, thank you. You are quite strong. 665 00:26:39,572 --> 00:26:41,355 Thanks. 666 00:26:41,357 --> 00:26:42,656 I think it's a fracture. 667 00:26:42,658 --> 00:26:44,858 Are you in the medical arts, 668 00:26:44,860 --> 00:26:46,493 or do you just like wearing the clothes? 669 00:26:46,495 --> 00:26:48,245 The first one. 670 00:26:48,247 --> 00:26:49,580 Imagine being so lucky 671 00:26:49,582 --> 00:26:51,334 and so unlucky at the same time. 672 00:26:54,336 --> 00:26:55,919 Hey, I saw the whole thing. 673 00:26:55,921 --> 00:26:56,920 I'm gonna go to my car, call it in, 674 00:26:56,922 --> 00:26:58,172 get you an ambulance. 675 00:26:58,174 --> 00:26:59,706 And we'll stay with her until they come. 676 00:26:59,708 --> 00:27:02,176 Hey. How you doing, man? 677 00:27:02,178 --> 00:27:04,595 Just fine. Hi, nice to meet you. 678 00:27:04,597 --> 00:27:06,513 Yeah. All right. 679 00:27:09,018 --> 00:27:10,717 Keep it elevated, right? 680 00:27:10,719 --> 00:27:11,935 That's right. 681 00:27:11,937 --> 00:27:14,438 Should I know you, young man? 682 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,640 Um, no, ma'am. I'm Cameron. 683 00:27:16,642 --> 00:27:17,858 Barbara. 684 00:27:17,860 --> 00:27:19,610 This is Allison. 685 00:27:19,612 --> 00:27:23,447 How long you two been married? 686 00:27:23,449 --> 00:27:25,315 We... we're not married. 687 00:27:25,317 --> 00:27:27,484 Really? That's amazing. 688 00:27:27,486 --> 00:27:28,819 It is? 689 00:27:28,821 --> 00:27:30,787 Don't you know how you are together? 690 00:27:30,789 --> 00:27:34,157 ♪ 691 00:27:38,714 --> 00:27:41,365 ♪ Boy, you're in a hot spot ♪ 692 00:27:41,367 --> 00:27:43,233 ♪ Can't you see ♪ 693 00:27:43,235 --> 00:27:45,302 ♪ 'Cause you're in love with me ♪ 694 00:27:45,304 --> 00:27:49,406 ♪ Oh, boy, we're in a hot spot, baby ♪ 695 00:27:49,408 --> 00:27:53,877 ♪ Someone's gonna burn their fingers ♪ 696 00:27:53,879 --> 00:27:57,981 ♪ I bet you're wondering if I'm all alone ♪ 697 00:27:57,983 --> 00:28:01,151 ♪ Are you planning to take me home? ♪ 698 00:28:01,153 --> 00:28:05,155 ♪ So come on, boy, if you wanna play ♪ 699 00:28:05,157 --> 00:28:08,859 ♪ Look over here, remember what I say, yeah ♪ 700 00:28:08,861 --> 00:28:11,695 ♪ Boy, you're in a hot spot ♪ 701 00:28:11,697 --> 00:28:13,397 ♪ Can't you see ♪ 702 00:28:13,399 --> 00:28:15,532 ♪ 'Cause you're in love with me ♪ 703 00:28:15,534 --> 00:28:20,037 ♪ Oh, boy, we're in a hot spot, baby ♪ 704 00:28:20,039 --> 00:28:24,074 ♪ Someone's gonna burn their fingers ♪ 705 00:28:24,076 --> 00:28:27,544 ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 706 00:28:27,546 --> 00:28:30,246 ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 707 00:28:30,247 --> 00:28:35,247 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -