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Flaherty:
This is Clay Beckwith.
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He specializes in defending rich
athletes and their felonious relatives.
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I'd insist on therapy
and community service for Mary Charles
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since she's ineligible
for a diversion program.
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- I shouldn't have come.
- You came because you wanted to.
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Cassie:
We have ties that bind.
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What if it doesn't work out?
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I mean, could you imagine how much
trouble that'll cause for everybody?
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Imagine the best,
not the worst, Cassie.
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Take a leap of faith.
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Just wink if I'm gonna be okay.
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Mr. Calloway.
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Why the hell did you tell me
I was gonna be okay?
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- Did she?
- You threw me under the bus.
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I'm a flawed person,
but I'm not irredeemable,
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- and I really want to take you out.
- My shift ends at 2:00 a.m.
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If you're here,
maybe you get my number.
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Ms. Pierce?
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Ripped By mstoll
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- You hacking into the Pentagon?
- Yep.
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Careful, they don't do WikiLeak
documentaries on brothers.
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- Brothers go straight to Gitmo.
- I got a date with Allison.
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- I'm finding out what I can about her.
- That's the point of the date.
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- You been out of the game too long.
- Are you calling me old?
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I'm calling you married and old.
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Married or young, don't stalk your way
into this girl's heart.
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I'm scouting, not stalking.
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- I ain't diggin' up the girl's geotags.
- Oh, man, come on.
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Just browsing her social media.
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Picking up the breadcrumbs
she purposely left on her life's trail.
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I'm getting to know her
before I get to know her.
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Do that in person through conversing.
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It's all about discovery, baby.
Discovery in person.
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- That shit fires the neurons.
- Man.
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And there's probably shit on there
she's outgrown and wants to forget.
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That's why I'm doing this,
to excavate her shit.
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Like Ronald Reagan said,
"Trust but verify."
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Did you just quote
Ronald fucking Reagan?
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I got a new app about history, man.
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I'm trying to become more educated
during my longer shits.
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Just go, be you, be young, black,
famous, money out the anus.
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I'm telling you,
this girl is special, okay?
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- You don't know this girl.
- And neither do you.
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- Oh, my... damn.
- What? Let me see.
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- Reg, come on.
- Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I see it, I see it.
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That is the kind of girl that you
get pregnant on purpose, man.
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- (both laugh)
- I see you. Damn!
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Man, I knew she had the goods
underneath them scrubs.
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Reggie: Yeah, you got
a real nobility of purpose.
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I meant that in the most
gentlemanly way possible.
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- Really?
- You know girls talk about
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- dicks at brunch.
- Yeah, and thank God they do.
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If not, the world would be
fuckin' M-Chucks and M-Chucks alone.
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Hey, stop talking shit.
Boys, Julz.
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- No way.
- Way.
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- Cam: You two?
- Became one last night.
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- Cam: Wow.
- Reggie: Well, congratulations.
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Thank you.
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Um, y'all mind
if I get you on the Snap?
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- Uh...
- Hey, what did I
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just say to you upstairs?
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- That I was the best you ever had.
- Is that what she said?
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- (both laughing)
- That's what she said.
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I told you that I would
bring you down to breakfast
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if you did not try to Snapchat
with my brother.
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He seemed friendly
and open to it.
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- I am friendly.
- Not open to it.
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Julz, can I speak to you inside?
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- Are you asking me to leave?
- Politely.
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Okay.
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Uh, Cam, if things don't work out
between me and your sister,
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you and I can always give it a try.
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Thanks, but I'm currently
in a relationship
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- that hasn't really started yet.
- Hey, my brother and I,
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- we got a bro code.
- Oh, well, fine.
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We'll talk business, then.
Cam, here's my business card.
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In case you ever wanna fucks with me.
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Julz, may I walk you to your car?
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I don't think this is gonna work.
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- Why are you being such a drama king?
- Come on.
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- So when did that happen?
- Not sure.
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I ain't creeping on
Chuck's geotags either.
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Look, now that you have downloaded
terabytes of Allison data,
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what's the date plan?
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I seen a picture of steak "tarter"
on her Instagram,
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so I'm thinkin' I'm gonna
take her to Rathbun's.
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Steak tartare,
it's not "tarter."
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What's steak "tarter," then?
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The shit left on your teeth
after you eat steak.
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Look, just ease up.
Let it flow tonight. Be you.
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Okay, she gonna find out
who you are eventually anyway,
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and she'll either like it or she won't.
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Thank actually makes sense.
Thanks, Reg.
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- I still got it, baby.
- Yeah, but you still married as fuck.
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Hey, you find the right woman,
it ain't a bad thing.
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You can get on with
the living and the fucking
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instead of the Googlin'
and the hopin'.
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- Ah. Okay, all right.
- Ah, yeah.
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- Let me see her picture again.
- Look.
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- That's baby girl from the hospital?
- She's cute, right?
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Text me that photo immediately.
Hi-res.
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- J.
- (chuckles)
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Man, I'm gonna take me a bike ride.
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Yeah, get that body nice.
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Be a better me.
And get some pussy, too.
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- Oh.
- Yeah, the same reason
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why M-Chuck goes to that head doctor.
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Mary Charles is not seeing a shrink
for her health
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or for her pussy intake.
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She's court-ordered.
She don't go, she goes to jail.
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It's not so bad.
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I mean, the breakthroughs hurt,
but it's a good hurt.
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Breakthrough? Mary Charles,
ain't nothing broken about you.
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That's what them headshrinkers
want you to think.
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That's the hustle. Only need therapy
as long as you can afford to have it.
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Nobody's telling me what to think.
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Therapy's all about listening
to my thoughts.
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And your thoughts better not be about
me 'cause I raised the shit out of you.
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- Mm-hmm, she raised you.
- Hear that?
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All right, so don't let
some voodoo doctor
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teach you how to hate your family,
you hear me?
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- I won't.
- All right.
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Hey, what'd you do with the girl
you brought home last night?
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- We finished fucking.
- Julius.
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- Hey, did she lick your belly button?
- No.
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- Cassie: Julius!
- I mean from the inside.
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- I'm talking about the tongue...
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, enough.
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A little more respect here?
Really.
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- Julius: Hey.
- Hey.
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Oh, there's my number-one son.
Look.
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Raised in the same household.
He turned out fine.
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- He didn't need no shrink.
- Hey, not yet.
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- Seize the day, y'all.
- All right, baby.
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What's with
the motivational phraseology?
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Some girl he hardly knows
got him thinking and thinking.
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- M-Chuck: Uh-oh.
- Yeah. I gotta go. I'll see y'all.
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Wait a minute, Reggie.
I'm gonna ride with you.
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Missy's gonna school me on
how to make dumplings for my Chen.
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He's ten pounds away
from being the perfect man.
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I need something to grab.
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M-Chuck: What does Missy know
about making dumplings?
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Hopefully more than me.
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Hey, when did you and Mr. Miyagi
get so serious?
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- Stop calling him that.
- Okay. Well, wax on and wax off.
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- Fuck you.
- Reggie: I gotta go, man.
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- Oh, I do, too.
- Oh, what?
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Everybody... What-what?
Everybody's leaving?
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I got the place all to myself?
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You keep your clothes on in the common
areas and don't get any ideas.
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You know I ain't got no underwear on...
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Okay, you have made it this far.
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- Don't be a creepy uncle now, please.
- All right.
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(music playing)
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Mm.
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Uh, hells yeah.
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(sighs)
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(music playing)
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♪ Come on, man ♪
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♪ Let's go, everybody,
we got the right thing ♪
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♪ But we need peace ♪
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♪ We've got to have freedom
all the time ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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♪ Give me freedom ♪
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♪ Brother, brother ♪
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♪ Give me freedom ♪
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♪ Brother, brother ♪
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♪ Give me freedom ♪
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♪ Brother, brother ♪
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♪ Give me freedom ♪
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♪ Brother, brother ♪
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♪ Come on, brother,
give me freedom ♪
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♪ Show me how to do it ♪
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♪ Don't walk down the road
and say that you ain't... ♪
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- Hey! Stop! I wanna talk!
- (door closes)
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Then I'll kick your ass!
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(music playing)
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Fuck.
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Ah.
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♪ Give me freedom,
brother, brother ♪
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- (siren chirps)
- ♪ Give me freedom... ♪
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- I know what it look like.
- (car door closes)
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A black man doing what you heard
black men do, but I live here.
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I'm Cam Calloway's uncle.
Professional baller.
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A thief stole my bike.
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I'm sorry to ramble,
but police make me nervous.
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- It's genetic.
- You got ID?
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Oh, indeed.
Can I... can I dig for it?
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Slow.
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- You say someone stole your bike?
- Yeah, it's a 20-speed, man.
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I tried to catch him,
but he flew off like E.T.
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- His ID says he lives here.
- Yeah, Uncle Sam don't lie.
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- You get a good look at him?
- Yeah.
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- What'd he look like?
- White.
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- Anything more specific?
- White.
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Like a privileged motherfucker.
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Like he had time to just
sit around and do nothing
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but put mousse and gels in his hair.
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- Was he short? Tall?
- Average-size white guy.
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I can't tell these motherfuckers apart.
No offense.
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You wanna roll with us?
See if we can find him?
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Yeah. Let's go find this
Justin Bieber-lookin' motherfucker.
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(doorbell rings)
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Uh, hey, man.
How can I help you?
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Uh, I'm here to see Allison?
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- Who the fuck is Allison?
- I don't know.
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Mm-hmm. Like sh1t you don't know.
Is Allison your girl?
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That's the hope, but unless
you guys are her roommates,
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- I think I got the wrong...
- You lying ass, home-wrecking ass.
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I'm done with you.
You dirty bitch.
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- What you talking about?
- No!
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I promise you I'm not cheating
on you no more, Veronica.
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- Damn.
- I'm so sorry, man.
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- I think I got the wrong apartment.
- It's all good, man.
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Look, just get us to the playoffs
and we straight, baby.
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- All right, then. Word.
- (Veronica continues shouting)
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- Cam.
- (laughs)
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I think I just broke up a relationship.
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They fight all the time,
and then they make up... loudly.
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So, uh, I got the apartment wrong.
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- Did I get the night wrong, too?
- No.
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I mean, it's just 'cause
you're in scrubs, which is cool.
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- I think you look great in scrubs.
- You wanna come in for a minute?
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Yeah, sure.
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It's very Spartan in here.
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- I'm sorry?
- Uh, Spartan.
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I've been reading history
in my... free time.
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Spartans weren't big on decorations.
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Maybe they worked
18-hour shifts like I do.
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I'm still pretty new to Atlanta.
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I was living in Athens
till a while ago.
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Oh, people from Athens
hated the Spartans.
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- I was living in Athens, Georgia.
- Right. Just making a Greek joke.
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00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:33,427
- So, uh, what's in Athens, Georgia?
- My boyfriend.
235
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,696
- Oh.
- He's my ex-boyfriend now.
236
00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:37,760
Right. Cool, cool, cool.
237
00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,498
I know this neighborhood
isn't very nice.
238
00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:41,403
You must feel like
you're back in Dorchester.
239
00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,601
- How you know I'm from Dorchester?
- I Googled you.
240
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,543
- You Googled me?
- I did.
241
00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:47,705
- Oh, what came up?
- You never Googled yourself?
242
00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:50,079
It's been a while.
My cousin does it just to keep tabs.
243
00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:51,947
You got a guy who Googles you for you?
244
00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,281
Only very recently.
245
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:56,015
- So what came up?
- A lot.
246
00:10:56,055 --> 00:10:58,387
Your contract.
Your mother who whupped you.
247
00:10:58,424 --> 00:11:01,154
Your sister who almost
punched your eye out
248
00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:04,094
and threw bibles in a church...
that was page one.
249
00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:05,620
Everybody knows
the good stuff's on page two.
250
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:09,897
Look, you seem like a good dude.
Maybe even really good.
251
00:11:09,935 --> 00:11:13,564
And you're handsome.
Maybe even really handsome.
252
00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:15,733
So far I can't see why
you even let me in the house.
253
00:11:15,775 --> 00:11:17,902
But I read what I read,
254
00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:21,743
and I realized we're living on
two different Earths.
255
00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:24,545
So as flattered as I am that
you asked me out on the date
256
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:26,915
and actually spent the last few weeks
trying to make this happen,
257
00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:29,944
I think we just should
spare ourselves the trouble
258
00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:32,082
- and time and not pursue this.
- Hold up.
259
00:11:32,124 --> 00:11:34,592
You're bouncing me pre-date
based on Internet research?
260
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,185
Based on reality.
261
00:11:36,228 --> 00:11:38,458
And I should've called you
before you made the trip over,
262
00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:41,125
and I'm sorry, but I wanted
to say this in person.
263
00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:43,260
You know, I Googled you,
and I didn't have a problem with it.
264
00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:45,532
You Googled me?
265
00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:46,629
- When were you gonna tell me that?
- (kettle whistling)
266
00:11:46,672 --> 00:11:48,333
I just did.
267
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:51,775
And, you know, from what I saw,
we ain't on two different Earths at all.
268
00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:52,835
I mean, why do you think we are?
269
00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:55,278
Because I got a little money and there's
crazy women all over my house?
270
00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:56,906
That's every successful black man.
271
00:11:56,949 --> 00:11:59,474
You're exactly the kind of person
I should date. You know how I know?
272
00:11:59,518 --> 00:12:02,681
Because I would try to date you
even if I was still in Dorchester
273
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,747
with nothing to my name
except my name.
274
00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:06,621
Even if nothing good
had ever happened to me,
275
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:08,217
I'd still be interested
in getting to know
276
00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:10,387
what appears to be
a quality individual,
277
00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:12,192
and I would step up to you
and I'd say my piece.
278
00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:14,495
You can say that,
but you can't know that.
279
00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:16,899
- I can. There's things I know.
- Oh.
280
00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:18,631
Did you go to page two
on my Google?
281
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:22,266
I went to page five, which by then,
I think, was a different Allison Pierce.
282
00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:25,209
- She's a mortician.
- So did you see my bathing suit photo?
283
00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:27,804
See it every time I close my eyes.
What is your point?
284
00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:30,213
I just hate that it's on there.
285
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:33,582
- I'll get Reggie to take it off.
- See, that's what I mean.
286
00:12:33,619 --> 00:12:36,053
On your Earth,
you are stronger than Google.
287
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:38,079
I been looking forward
to this date for a week.
288
00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:40,558
I changed my shirt three times.
My uncle's still laughing.
289
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,288
- And that's what you went with?
- What?
290
00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:44,023
What is that?
A feather? A wave?
291
00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:46,657
- It's a fuckin' dope-ass shirt.
- I'm just messing with you.
292
00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:50,157
Let's be sensible, shake hands,
and part friends, okay?
293
00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:53,232
I'm not gonna try to
lawyer you on this.
294
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:56,708
I was raised a woman says no, it's no,
even if it was a yes originally.
295
00:12:56,742 --> 00:13:00,371
I said no originally.
About 11 times, as I recall.
296
00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:02,403
And then you lawyered me into a yes,
297
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,882
which was against my better judgment,
which is back now.
298
00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:09,646
Okay, Allison. I will be on my way,
and I'm sorry it didn't work out.
299
00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:19,391
(door closes, opens)
300
00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:20,989
I just gotta say,
when I saw you,
301
00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:22,830
- I understood the Trojan War.
- What?
302
00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:24,495
Some more Greek shit
that I've been reading about.
303
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,061
The King of Sparta,
something with an "A,"
304
00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:28,437
was in love with Helen,
who ran away with a Trojan.
305
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,408
- Not a condom, a guy from Troy.
- I understand.
306
00:13:30,442 --> 00:13:33,411
And this guy was willing to send
his whole navy, 1,000 ships,
307
00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:35,413
just to get her back,
because he had an instinct
308
00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:37,574
that they were supposed to be together,
even though in the face of it
309
00:13:37,616 --> 00:13:39,413
- it didn't make sense.
- So what happened?
310
00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:40,713
I don't know.
I haven't gotten that far.
311
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:43,278
But I have an instinct,
and I'm willing to send all my ships.
312
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:46,052
Look me in the eye and tell me
that you don't have an instinct, too.
313
00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:48,355
- I'm a practical person.
- That's not what I asked you.
314
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,760
Hey, Cam, it was
really nice to meet you.
315
00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:52,423
And I wish you well.
I really do.
316
00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:55,695
- And take care of your knee, okay?
- (sighs)
317
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,361
Okay.
318
00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:05,576
(door closes)
319
00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:08,774
A few weeks ago, I realized
why I started playing basketball.
320
00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:10,475
- Because you were good at it?
- No.
321
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,279
- Because you love it?
- No.
322
00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:13,683
- To make money?
- Nope.
323
00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,277
- To get out of Dorchester.
- No.
324
00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:18,085
- To be famous.
- No. To meet you.
325
00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:19,988
(music playing)
326
00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:40,335
Google says you like food trucks.
That true?
327
00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:44,877
That last one got you, huh?
328
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:47,784
Yeah.
It was pretty good.
329
00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:04,227
- How about that bike there?
- That bike's a piece of shit.
330
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:07,068
My bike's expensive.
My nephew bought it for me.
331
00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:10,564
Well, keep your eyes open and try to
err on the side of prosecution.
332
00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:12,702
(both laugh)
333
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,144
Hey, how you holding up
back there, Julius?
334
00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:15,441
Oh, fine.
335
00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:17,779
This seat ain't that bad
without handcuffs on.
336
00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:19,545
(all laugh)
337
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,917
You new to the neighborhood?
338
00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:24,149
I'm new to the neighborhood,
new to the South.
339
00:15:24,189 --> 00:15:26,214
- I'm from Boston.
- Boston?
340
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,419
- Yeah, Boston, man.
- Oh, fuck the Celtics.
341
00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:30,087
Fuck the Red Sox while you're at it.
342
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,926
I would say fuck you,
343
00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:33,795
but I'm in the back seat behind a cage.
344
00:15:33,832 --> 00:15:36,198
- Uh-huh, and we can still cuff you.
- Yeah.
345
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:38,703
There's only one thing
I wish I could do, man.
346
00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:41,228
- What's that?
- Fuck a cop's wife.
347
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,241
- Is this the right street we on, man?
- (both laugh)
348
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,709
Say, fellas, look.
I gotta take a dump.
349
00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:49,009
- We need to make a pit stop.
- We call that a shit stop.
350
00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:51,539
Whatever you call it,
the shit is calling me.
351
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:54,211
- I need a bathroom now.
- All right.
352
00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:58,053
- We call that an emergency.
- (siren wails, tires screech)
353
00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:08,493
How do you know Chen
even likes dumplings?
354
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:11,560
- The man is Chinese.
- That doesn't mean that he li...
355
00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:12,900
Whoa, what the fuck am I
supposed to make him?
356
00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:15,406
Fondue? Bratwurst?
The man is Chinese.
357
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:18,205
I'm making him Chinese food.
You see his eyes and his hair.
358
00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:20,040
What you trying to say,
the dude ain't Chinese?
359
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:22,013
- I-I'm not.
- You're not.
360
00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:24,572
(doorbell rings)
361
00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:27,016
- Nobody get up.
- Not my house.
362
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:31,016
I guess what I'm trying to say
is how would you feel
363
00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:33,616
if Chen tried to woo you
with fried chicken?
364
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,093
I would only be offended
if the chicken wasn't on point.
365
00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:38,596
That's why my dumpling game
has got to be tight.
366
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:42,191
- (Reggie laughing)
- Oh, there she is.
367
00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:44,964
Fresh off the gossip session.
368
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,268
I love you, Mother.
369
00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:50,298
Chuck, you look really happy.
It's nice.
370
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,537
I'm so used to see you smile
at disturbing shit.
371
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:53,670
Well, thank you, Missy.
372
00:16:53,712 --> 00:16:55,612
It is nice to finally
be able to have a platform
373
00:16:55,647 --> 00:16:57,581
to express the nuances of my soul.
374
00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,982
And to think it only took
the real threat of jail.
375
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,613
Well, as my therapist says,
it's not how I got here,
376
00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:04,588
it's how I get now.
377
00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:06,113
That really means something to you?
378
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:07,955
Man, these people are thieves,
379
00:17:07,993 --> 00:17:10,621
charging you money
to spew bullshit like that.
380
00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:14,762
What else y'all talk about?
381
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,597
I'd like to keep that
between me and my therapist.
382
00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:18,603
The discoveries that build me up
in the process
383
00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:21,037
might sometimes tear others down.
384
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:23,769
- So I have to, uh, tread lightly.
- That's smart.
385
00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:26,004
Yeah, I mean,
you just quoted your therapist.
386
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,912
That was between
you and everybody in the kitchen.
387
00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:30,437
Missy:
Therapy is good.
388
00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:33,144
There was a point in my life
when I was in therapy twice a week.
389
00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:34,777
- Twice a week?
- Cassie: So you basically
390
00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:37,516
spend your sessions
shitting on me, don't you?
391
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,581
I could read between
the fuckin' lines.
392
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:42,321
Hostility is not worth engaging.
That is a lesson I learned.
393
00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:44,693
Well, you walk in here
all smug and shit,
394
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,493
talking like you a fuckin' shaman
395
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:50,662
after court-ordered therapy,
and I'm calling bullshit.
396
00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:53,762
And I understand now
that my happiness upsets you.
397
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,967
- The fuck you say to me?
- You fuckin' heard me.
398
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:58,374
I am your shoulder when you
need someone to lean on,
399
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:01,174
and I am your punching bag
when you need someone to beat up.
400
00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:04,876
You know, I think you hit your head
on that fuckin' therapist couch,
401
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,385
'cause obviously you don't realize
402
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,546
and have forgotten
who has supported you
403
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,749
through the thickest and the thinnest.
404
00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:15,191
Who fuckin' changed your Pampers?
Who wiped your fuckin' ass?
405
00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:18,492
Who worked 20 fuckin' hours
for you and your brother?
406
00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:20,225
Who the fuck are you talking to?
407
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:21,698
I-I-I would like a dumpling.
408
00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:23,030
M-Chuck:
Is that how you remember it?
409
00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:26,196
Because what I remember is you hitting
me over petty bullshit one minute,
410
00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:28,433
and then the next minute,
you crying to me
411
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,374
over the fucked-up state of your life.
412
00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:33,003
And I was a part of that state
you were crying over.
413
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:34,808
And I remember raising Cam
414
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,644
- while you were working.
- I was working.
415
00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:39,583
That don't change the fact I had to
act like I was 26 when I was 13.
416
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:42,815
And not even so much as a "thank you"
for being a good daughter.
417
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,221
Mary Charles, the fact that
you standing here in my fuckin' face
418
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:48,658
as a grown-ass woman alive
is my fuckin' thank you.
419
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:51,720
- This is some bullshit.
- You know what?
420
00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:53,958
Maybe, but you need to know this.
421
00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:55,626
For a lot of years,
422
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,567
the thing that you were
best at as a mother
423
00:18:57,603 --> 00:19:00,936
was making me feel worthless,
and there ain't no do-overs.
424
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,601
Just admitting it and moving on.
425
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,667
(music playing)
426
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,850
What were you in therapy for?
427
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:15,547
Not you.
428
00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:22,059
A thief matching
you and your buddy's description
429
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:24,028
stole a bike and is still in the area.
430
00:19:24,062 --> 00:19:25,723
My description?
431
00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:27,857
What? Handsome and buff?
432
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,265
You kids have a choice.
433
00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:32,498
You can stop talking shit, or you can
find yourself facedown in handcuffs.
434
00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:33,596
Who's talking shit?
435
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:35,698
You're talking shit.
I'm just listening to your shit.
436
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,606
Why would any of us steal
a dusty-ass bike?
437
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:40,407
'Cause that's what you boys do.
Ain't it, boy?
438
00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:42,538
Boy? Boys?
What's that supposed to mean?
439
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:44,947
Look, the blond guy
who took the bike ain't here.
440
00:19:44,983 --> 00:19:48,475
- This guy's got frosted tips. Look.
- They're highlights.
441
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,011
- Take your asses home.
- Yeah.
442
00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:53,149
And read a book while you're there.
A long one.
443
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,217
(police radio chatter)
444
00:19:57,796 --> 00:20:00,424
You know what, guys?
I don't need no bike.
445
00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:03,025
I'm thinking about getting a moped
or a skateboard or something.
446
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:05,935
- Let's just let it go.
- What, and let the thieves win?
447
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:08,838
- Just for tonight.
- All right. If you say so.
448
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,171
- All right.
- You wanna get something to eat first?
449
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,301
Yeah, let's go on in there.
450
00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:13,334
I gotta, you know,
pay homage to this business,
451
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:17,178
- 'cause I just blew they toilet up.
- (laughing)
452
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,480
(music playing)
453
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:26,282
- (cell phone vibrating)
- Oh, whoa, whoa.
454
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:29,726
Sometimes that is a beautiful noise.
This is Reggie.
455
00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:31,956
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Go ahead. Uh-huh.
456
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:34,761
- Yeah.
- Missy: Don't beat yourself up.
457
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,769
We all get upset and say things
that we didn't mean.
458
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:40,237
When Mary Charles gets upset,
459
00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:42,502
she says exactly what she means.
460
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:44,941
That child always did
enjoy drawing blood.
461
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:46,706
Therapists are often wrong.
462
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:50,146
- Mine said I had an Electra complex.
- Fuck is that?
463
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:53,117
It's where you wanna fuck your father
and pussy-block your mother.
464
00:20:53,151 --> 00:20:55,847
- Well, was it true?
- No.
465
00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:57,411
I mean, it was close, though.
466
00:20:57,456 --> 00:21:00,687
I wanted to pussy-block my father
and get my mother laid.
467
00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:04,492
I just don't like being found guilty
by a judge who should know.
468
00:21:04,529 --> 00:21:08,090
- None of us do.
- All right, set down your breakables.
469
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:10,658
- Why? What happened now?
- That was Clay Beckwith.
470
00:21:10,702 --> 00:21:11,760
He got a call from the D.A.
471
00:21:11,803 --> 00:21:13,270
Mary Charles has not shown up
472
00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:16,035
- for one single therapy appointment.
- What?
473
00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:17,336
Therapist couldn't pick her
out of a lineup.
474
00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:19,503
Which is ironic,
because if she doesn't start going,
475
00:21:19,544 --> 00:21:21,910
- she's gonna be in a lineup.
- When did the state of Georgia
476
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,313
become so passionate about
black girls' mental health?
477
00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:26,544
It's a violation of her agreement
with the D.A.,
478
00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:28,519
and if she keeps this up,
they're gonna send her to Reidsville.
479
00:21:28,553 --> 00:21:30,020
- Jeez.
- I know.
480
00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:33,582
I-I mean, she just went on and on.
Stood right there where you are.
481
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,219
Yeah, one of the best liars
you'll ever meet, always has been.
482
00:21:36,261 --> 00:21:39,230
Now, obviously, she has some issues
with professional help.
483
00:21:39,264 --> 00:21:41,061
I don't know what they are.
Right now, I don't care.
484
00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:44,432
Our job is to tag-team this shit,
get her on the couch.
485
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:46,596
And she ain't gotta say a word
to that doctor if she don't want to.
486
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:49,038
Hell, she can sing karaoke,
but one way or another,
487
00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:50,803
she will punch the clock of well-being.
488
00:21:50,842 --> 00:21:52,571
Aunt Cass, are you hearing me?
489
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,239
Oh, I knew she wasn't my fault.
490
00:21:56,281 --> 00:21:58,806
She always did have
a great imagination.
491
00:21:58,850 --> 00:22:01,512
(music playing)
492
00:22:02,788 --> 00:22:06,781
I swear, root beer be fuckin' me up
like the real beer.
493
00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:09,726
Sugar's the sweetest drug.
494
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:12,262
Shit. There he is.
495
00:22:12,297 --> 00:22:14,629
- Stop!
- Freeze!
496
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,691
(music playing)
497
00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:23,833
(tires screech, siren wails)
498
00:22:25,243 --> 00:22:27,677
- Put your hands in the air.
- You done made the wrong turn.
499
00:22:27,713 --> 00:22:29,237
And now we done caught you, Pac-Man.
500
00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:31,977
- I said put your hands in the air.
- Higher.
501
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:35,680
I literally can't raise them any higher.
I didn't do anything wrong.
502
00:22:35,721 --> 00:22:38,281
- Then why were you running?
- Because you were chasing.
503
00:22:38,323 --> 00:22:41,258
- Innocent people don't run.
- Man, you ain't gotta steal my shit.
504
00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:43,056
You blond.
You don't need my shit.
505
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:44,494
I didn't do anything to you.
506
00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:46,724
You should handle this one,
for obvious reasons.
507
00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:49,530
- (groaning)
- Huh, nice stuff.
508
00:22:51,236 --> 00:22:53,329
- Nicely handled.
- Oh, come on, man. We cool.
509
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,067
He wasn't running from the three of us.
510
00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:59,168
- He's not running now, is he?
- Oh, shit. That ain't even my bike.
511
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,771
That's the wrong bike.
The kid is innocent, man.
512
00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:04,008
No, no, no, no.
He's guilty of something.
513
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:06,040
- Yeah, kid looking like that...
- Oh, man.
514
00:23:06,084 --> 00:23:07,517
...riding around here all by himself.
515
00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:10,180
He's bound to shoot up
a school or something eventually.
516
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,985
We just saved
a bunch of other little kids.
517
00:23:12,023 --> 00:23:14,287
Yeah, some teachers.
And a custodian or two.
518
00:23:14,326 --> 00:23:16,954
- Lunch lady.
- Oh, yeah?
519
00:23:16,995 --> 00:23:18,622
- You're lucky, kid.
- (groaning continues)
520
00:23:18,663 --> 00:23:20,494
- Yeah.
- Real lucky.
521
00:23:20,532 --> 00:23:23,968
- We should probably get rolling.
- Julius, you coming with us, right?
522
00:23:24,002 --> 00:23:26,766
No, I think I dropped
a cell phone back here.
523
00:23:26,805 --> 00:23:28,534
- Thanks, though.
- Be cool.
524
00:23:31,877 --> 00:23:33,469
Be cool, too, kid.
525
00:23:33,512 --> 00:23:35,605
Take about four Advil,
you'll be fine in the morning.
526
00:23:35,647 --> 00:23:39,378
(chuckles)
527
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,818
- (police radio chatter)
- (car doors open, close)
528
00:23:41,853 --> 00:23:43,878
- (groaning continues)
- (car starts)
529
00:23:59,404 --> 00:24:02,066
Kid, come on. Come on.
Get up. Kid, get up.
530
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,734
Come on. Get up.
531
00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:06,903
- Did you get any video of that?
- Nah, I ain't get no video.
532
00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:09,072
I try to stay hands-free
around the police.
533
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:11,582
They fucked you up, man.
534
00:24:13,084 --> 00:24:15,416
Excuse the barbecue sauce.
535
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:18,912
- Did you get their badge numbers?
- No, I didn't.
536
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:21,755
- Oh, God. I didn't steal anything.
- Ever?
537
00:24:23,094 --> 00:24:25,426
A York Peppermint Pattie
when I was like six years old,
538
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:28,092
but that... that doesn't make me,
like, a bad kid.
539
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:31,864
Like, in life. Oh, God.
They broke my nose.
540
00:24:31,903 --> 00:24:33,393
I can't even breathe.
541
00:24:33,438 --> 00:24:36,669
Look, if you walking and you talking,
542
00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:38,903
then you can breathe.
543
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:43,470
God, that was so fucked up.
544
00:24:43,515 --> 00:24:45,676
Sometimes that's how things go.
545
00:24:45,717 --> 00:24:49,016
Just grin and bear it, young'un,
just grin and bear it.
546
00:24:49,054 --> 00:24:50,919
You like gelato?
547
00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:54,653
- What's that?
- Italian ice cream.
548
00:24:54,693 --> 00:24:57,423
- I never had it.
- Do you like black girls?
549
00:24:57,462 --> 00:24:59,362
Mm.
550
00:24:59,397 --> 00:25:01,661
I know where the black girls
and the gelato is.
551
00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:04,100
- Okay.
- Okay?
552
00:25:04,135 --> 00:25:05,500
Motherfucker, what you mean "okay"?
553
00:25:05,537 --> 00:25:07,368
- Okay.
- Come on.
554
00:25:07,405 --> 00:25:10,101
(music playing)
555
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:16,238
- What do you say?
- Thank you, Mr. Calloway.
556
00:25:16,281 --> 00:25:18,374
All good.
Now go to bed, all right?
557
00:25:18,416 --> 00:25:20,043
You can't stay in school
if you're late to school.
558
00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:23,953
- Yes, you can. You just stay late.
- You know, you're a pretty smart kid.
559
00:25:23,989 --> 00:25:27,356
- Thank you.
- Bye.
560
00:25:27,392 --> 00:25:30,190
- On the house, Mr. Calloway.
- You sure?
561
00:25:30,228 --> 00:25:32,958
- 'Cause, I mean, I'd rather just...
- Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
562
00:25:32,998 --> 00:25:36,593
- (shutter clicks)
- Ah, there you go.
563
00:25:36,635 --> 00:25:38,660
- Paid in full.
- All right.
564
00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:41,297
- Take care, Mr. Calloway.
- Yeah. You, too.
565
00:25:42,807 --> 00:25:46,470
- You wanna be invisible ever?
- I've been invisible.
566
00:25:46,511 --> 00:25:48,206
I'm happy being visible.
567
00:25:48,246 --> 00:25:50,271
When I'm unhappy,
I just stay home.
568
00:25:50,315 --> 00:25:53,751
Yo, most people
just want an excuse to smile.
569
00:25:53,785 --> 00:25:55,912
I'm happy to give 'em one.
570
00:25:55,954 --> 00:25:58,047
It ain't gonna be that way forever.
571
00:25:58,089 --> 00:26:01,547
You at peace with that?
With it ending someday?
572
00:26:03,328 --> 00:26:05,353
Tonight I am.
573
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:13,060
Ooh.
574
00:26:13,104 --> 00:26:15,402
- Woman: Ow!
- Ooh, shit.
575
00:26:16,975 --> 00:26:20,138
- You okay, ma'am?
- Oh, I never saw him.
576
00:26:20,178 --> 00:26:22,806
- Here, I got you. Ready?
- Uh-huh.
577
00:26:22,847 --> 00:26:25,111
One, two, three.
578
00:26:30,121 --> 00:26:33,522
- Can you... yeah.
- Oh, thank you.
579
00:26:33,558 --> 00:26:37,858
- You are quite strong.
- Thanks.
580
00:26:37,896 --> 00:26:41,354
- I think it's a fracture.
- Are you in the medical arts,
581
00:26:41,399 --> 00:26:43,026
or do you just like
wearing the clothes?
582
00:26:43,068 --> 00:26:46,060
- The first one.
- Imagine being so lucky
583
00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:48,334
and so unlucky at the same time.
584
00:26:50,475 --> 00:26:52,568
Hey, I saw the whole thing.
585
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,841
I'm gonna go to my car, call it in,
get you an ambulance.
586
00:26:54,879 --> 00:26:56,244
And we'll stay with her until they come.
587
00:26:56,281 --> 00:27:00,183
- Hey. How you doing, man?
- Just fine.
588
00:27:00,218 --> 00:27:01,515
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Yeah.
589
00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:03,919
All right.
590
00:27:05,590 --> 00:27:08,525
- Keep it elevated, right?
- That's right.
591
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,926
Should I know you, young man?
592
00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:14,398
- Um, no, ma'am. I'm Cameron.
- Barbara.
593
00:27:14,432 --> 00:27:16,161
This is Allison.
594
00:27:16,201 --> 00:27:18,362
How long you two been married?
595
00:27:19,971 --> 00:27:23,998
- We... we're not married.
- Really? That's amazing.
596
00:27:24,042 --> 00:27:27,341
- It is?
- Don't you know how you are together?
597
00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:29,404
(music playing)
598
00:27:35,286 --> 00:27:37,914
♪ Boy, you're in a hot spot ♪
599
00:27:37,956 --> 00:27:39,947
♪ Can't you see ♪
600
00:27:39,991 --> 00:27:42,084
♪ That you're in love with me? ♪
601
00:27:42,127 --> 00:27:46,257
♪ Oh, boy, we're in a hot spot, baby ♪
602
00:27:46,297 --> 00:27:50,495
♪ Someone's gonna burn their fingers ♪
603
00:27:50,535 --> 00:27:53,902
♪ I bet you're wondering
if I'm all alone ♪
604
00:27:53,938 --> 00:27:58,034
♪ Are you planning to take me home? ♪
605
00:27:58,076 --> 00:28:01,637
♪ So come on, boy,
if you wanna play ♪
606
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:05,411
♪ Come over here,
remember what I say, yeah ♪
607
00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:08,112
♪ Boy, you're in a hot spot ♪
608
00:28:08,153 --> 00:28:09,882
♪ Can't you see ♪
609
00:28:09,921 --> 00:28:12,253
♪ That you're in love with me? ♪
610
00:28:12,290 --> 00:28:16,522
♪ Oh, boy, we're in a hot spot, baby ♪
611
00:28:16,561 --> 00:28:20,691
♪ Someone's gonna burn their fingers ♪
612
00:28:20,732 --> 00:28:23,326
♪ Na, na, na, na, na,
na, na, na, na, na ♪
613
00:28:24,402 --> 00:28:26,962
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na,
na, na, na, na, na ♪
614
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:36,000
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