1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:03,339 --> 00:00:06,375 Hey, Linds. What are you doing out here? 3 00:00:06,377 --> 00:00:08,944 I am waiting for Colin from the rescue place. 4 00:00:08,946 --> 00:00:10,379 He's bringing me my next foster dog. 5 00:00:10,381 --> 00:00:12,180 Another dog? 6 00:00:12,182 --> 00:00:13,648 I was hoping you'd get something different this time. 7 00:00:13,650 --> 00:00:16,151 Like a llama. 8 00:00:16,153 --> 00:00:18,353 A llama. 9 00:00:18,355 --> 00:00:22,891 A unicorn would also be awesome, but I know they're not real. 10 00:00:22,893 --> 00:00:24,226 Right? 11 00:00:24,228 --> 00:00:26,228 Right. 12 00:00:26,230 --> 00:00:29,564 What about those horses with wings? 13 00:00:29,566 --> 00:00:33,802 Why don't you make a list of all the animals you're not sure about, 14 00:00:33,804 --> 00:00:35,570 and we'll go over them later. 15 00:00:35,572 --> 00:00:37,506 Great. 16 00:00:37,508 --> 00:00:39,374 Hey, Logan, hey, Lindy. 17 00:00:39,376 --> 00:00:43,345 Hi. Hi, you guys. 18 00:00:43,347 --> 00:00:45,047 So which one is for me? 19 00:00:45,049 --> 00:00:48,016 How about... all of 'em? 20 00:00:48,018 --> 00:00:50,652 Whoa, okay, I can't take four dogs. 21 00:00:50,654 --> 00:00:53,188 Are you sure? It's four times the love. 22 00:00:53,190 --> 00:00:55,991 It's also four times the work, and four times the poop. 23 00:00:55,993 --> 00:00:57,993 (Snickers) 24 00:00:57,995 --> 00:01:00,128 She said poop. 25 00:01:00,130 --> 00:01:04,332 Sit down, work on your list. 26 00:01:07,103 --> 00:01:09,604 Okay, wait, so why do you need me to take four dogs? 27 00:01:09,606 --> 00:01:12,607 Because unless I can raise $5,000 by the end of the month, 28 00:01:12,609 --> 00:01:15,277 - I'm gonna lose the rescue space. - What? 29 00:01:15,279 --> 00:01:18,713 I'm trying to get as many dogs into foster homes in case that happens. 30 00:01:18,715 --> 00:01:21,516 Is there anything I can do besides take four dogs? 31 00:01:21,518 --> 00:01:22,918 You have $5,000? 32 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:24,986 I was thinking more like a hug. 33 00:01:26,122 --> 00:01:27,255 Quick question. 34 00:01:27,257 --> 00:01:29,391 How do you spell aardvark? 35 00:01:29,393 --> 00:01:31,393 A-a-r... 36 00:01:31,395 --> 00:01:33,261 Wait. Two A's? 37 00:01:33,263 --> 00:01:35,163 Don't mess with me. 38 00:01:38,401 --> 00:01:43,438 ♪ You're nothing but trouble but trouble's what I like ♪ 39 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:48,076 ♪ Got a whole life to figure it out so why start tonight ♪ 40 00:01:48,078 --> 00:01:52,447 ♪ Just take a picture of me taking a picture of you ♪ 41 00:01:52,449 --> 00:01:54,916 ♪ Making the face that makes me laugh ♪ 42 00:01:54,918 --> 00:01:57,052 ♪ And you start laughing too ♪ 43 00:01:57,054 --> 00:02:02,124 ♪ And when the world looks upside down ♪ 44 00:02:02,126 --> 00:02:06,962 ♪ Just flip the camera the other way around ♪ 45 00:02:06,964 --> 00:02:09,965 ♪ 'Cause this will be the time of our, time of our lives ♪ 46 00:02:09,967 --> 00:02:12,334 ♪ We're taking the world by surprise ♪ 47 00:02:12,336 --> 00:02:16,638 ♪ Hang on it's a crazy ride ♪ 48 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:19,474 ♪ Yeah, this will be the time of our, time of our lives ♪ 49 00:02:19,476 --> 00:02:22,177 ♪ And even when it don't feel right ♪ 50 00:02:22,179 --> 00:02:24,479 ♪ Know that you're doing just fine ♪ 51 00:02:24,481 --> 00:02:27,249 ♪ 'Cause this is the time of our lives ♪ 52 00:02:33,823 --> 00:02:37,459 Okay, so we need to raise $5,000 for Lakeside Dog Rescue. 53 00:02:37,461 --> 00:02:38,760 Any ideas? 54 00:02:38,762 --> 00:02:40,929 We could do a bake sale; we did one for the math club. 55 00:02:40,931 --> 00:02:43,431 But we only raised, like, $50. 56 00:02:43,433 --> 00:02:44,699 And why was that? 57 00:02:44,701 --> 00:02:48,470 Could it be because someone insisted that we only sell square pies 58 00:02:48,472 --> 00:02:51,640 The theme was "our pies are square." 59 00:02:51,642 --> 00:02:54,376 Get it? Pi r squared. 60 00:02:54,378 --> 00:02:56,344 It's math-y. 61 00:02:56,346 --> 00:02:59,347 Yeah. Any other ideas? 62 00:03:00,983 --> 00:03:04,519 I know one way we could raise a bunch of money. 63 00:03:04,521 --> 00:03:08,623 Garrett could sell all his Star Exploders collectibles. 64 00:03:08,625 --> 00:03:11,026 Or... 65 00:03:12,395 --> 00:03:14,829 How about just selling the lunch boxes? 66 00:03:14,831 --> 00:03:17,365 Those are going to my grandchildren. 67 00:03:17,367 --> 00:03:21,703 Okay, the first step to grandchildren is a girlfriend, 68 00:03:21,705 --> 00:03:25,273 and the whole lunch box collection kinda cancels that out. 69 00:03:26,976 --> 00:03:29,544 How about a car wash? 70 00:03:29,546 --> 00:03:31,813 That's a lot of work. 71 00:03:31,815 --> 00:03:34,716 What about a cat wash? 72 00:03:35,918 --> 00:03:37,352 A cat wash? 73 00:03:37,354 --> 00:03:40,822 Yeah. Washing cats to save dogs. 74 00:03:42,558 --> 00:03:45,393 I like the irony. 75 00:03:45,395 --> 00:03:47,395 Okay, you guys, come on. 76 00:03:47,397 --> 00:03:49,097 We gotta think big. 77 00:03:49,099 --> 00:03:52,934 Hey, remember that band I played with on our birthday, the Weasels? 78 00:03:52,936 --> 00:03:54,836 Maybe they could do, like, a benefit concert for us. 79 00:03:54,838 --> 00:03:56,338 The Weasels? I've never heard of 'em. 80 00:03:56,340 --> 00:03:58,106 They've been around forever. 81 00:03:58,108 --> 00:04:00,508 They're really popular with old people. 82 00:04:00,510 --> 00:04:03,912 And old people have a lot of money. 83 00:04:03,914 --> 00:04:06,581 I can't wait to be old people. 84 00:04:07,883 --> 00:04:10,018 Do you really think they'll help us? 85 00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:12,621 Yeah. Keith and I have gotten pretty close. 86 00:04:12,623 --> 00:04:17,259 He's been giving me drum lessons, and I help him find his glasses. 87 00:04:18,561 --> 00:04:20,295 Now we just need to find a venue. 88 00:04:20,297 --> 00:04:22,464 And a place to do it. 89 00:04:24,033 --> 00:04:26,601 I can talk to Betty about having it at Rumblejuice. 90 00:04:26,603 --> 00:04:28,536 We've gotten pretty tight. 91 00:04:28,538 --> 00:04:30,605 She hasn't called me a disappointment in two days. 92 00:04:37,613 --> 00:04:40,482 (Phone rings) 93 00:04:42,652 --> 00:04:44,486 - Who was that? - Owen. 94 00:04:44,488 --> 00:04:46,821 Not taking a call from your boyfriend? 95 00:04:46,823 --> 00:04:48,156 Is there trouble in paradise? 96 00:04:48,158 --> 00:04:49,891 No, we're fine. 97 00:04:49,893 --> 00:04:51,760 - It's just... - What 98 00:04:51,762 --> 00:04:53,962 - Nothing. - Oh, please. 99 00:04:53,964 --> 00:04:55,263 "It's just" is never nothing. 100 00:04:55,265 --> 00:04:58,066 This time it really is nothing. 101 00:04:58,068 --> 00:04:59,501 It's just... 102 00:04:59,503 --> 00:05:02,270 Oh, no. 103 00:05:02,272 --> 00:05:05,340 - Jazz, what's going on? - Yeah. Spill it. 104 00:05:05,342 --> 00:05:09,511 Remember those feelings I used to have for Logan? 105 00:05:09,513 --> 00:05:11,313 I've kinda been having 'em again. 106 00:05:11,315 --> 00:05:12,847 - What? - What happened to Owen? 107 00:05:12,849 --> 00:05:14,349 Nothing. 108 00:05:14,351 --> 00:05:15,917 I still have feelings for him, too. 109 00:05:15,919 --> 00:05:17,419 I don't know what to do. 110 00:05:17,421 --> 00:05:19,354 Break up with Owen is what you do. 111 00:05:19,356 --> 00:05:21,289 Drop him like a bad habit. 112 00:05:21,291 --> 00:05:25,026 Dump him like the stinkin' bag of trash he is. 113 00:05:25,028 --> 00:05:27,362 Deels, how are things with you and Brandon? 114 00:05:27,364 --> 00:05:30,498 Not so great. 115 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:33,501 I'm having issues with my new foster dog. 116 00:05:33,503 --> 00:05:35,837 It's just a bad time for all of us. 117 00:05:37,139 --> 00:05:40,542 I just don't know what to do. 118 00:05:40,544 --> 00:05:41,710 Owen's a great guy. 119 00:05:41,712 --> 00:05:43,378 Logan's a great guy, too. 120 00:05:43,380 --> 00:05:45,714 Owen's really smart. 121 00:05:45,716 --> 00:05:49,784 Logan's a great guy, too. 122 00:05:49,786 --> 00:05:53,655 And the thing is, I don't even know if Logan could ever like me 123 00:05:53,657 --> 00:05:55,156 in the girlfriend way. 124 00:05:55,158 --> 00:05:59,728 Maybe he'll always think of me as just a super-cute friend. 125 00:05:59,730 --> 00:06:05,700 So if you did know how Logan felt, would that make your decision any easier? 126 00:06:05,702 --> 00:06:08,336 I don't know. Maybe. 127 00:06:08,338 --> 00:06:12,040 Well, if you break up with Owen, then I'm breaking up with Brandon. 128 00:06:12,042 --> 00:06:13,641 Things are really that bad? 129 00:06:13,643 --> 00:06:16,644 We've been disagreeing about a lot of stuff lately. 130 00:06:16,646 --> 00:06:18,813 Like, Brandon sees a future 131 00:06:18,815 --> 00:06:22,584 where humans and cyborgs will live together in harmony. 132 00:06:22,586 --> 00:06:26,755 And I see a future where I don't have to look at Brandon's stupid face. 133 00:06:30,593 --> 00:06:32,527 Hey, Betty, I wanted to ask you... 134 00:06:32,529 --> 00:06:33,762 No. 135 00:06:33,764 --> 00:06:36,698 - You didn't even let me... - No. 136 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:38,566 - Can I even... - No. 137 00:06:40,236 --> 00:06:42,570 (Rapidly) Betty, can we not have a benefit concert here? 138 00:06:42,572 --> 00:06:44,105 - No. - Thank you. 139 00:06:45,441 --> 00:06:47,542 Wait a minute. What just happened? 140 00:06:47,544 --> 00:06:48,943 I said can we not have a benefit concert here, 141 00:06:48,945 --> 00:06:50,945 and you said no, so that means yes. 142 00:06:50,947 --> 00:06:52,914 It's called a double negative. 143 00:06:52,916 --> 00:06:55,784 You used math to confuse Betty? 144 00:06:55,786 --> 00:06:58,720 And words. 145 00:06:58,722 --> 00:07:01,389 We're trying to raise money to help dogs. 146 00:07:01,391 --> 00:07:02,424 We even found a band to play and everything. 147 00:07:02,426 --> 00:07:08,596 Okay. You can have it here, if Betty gets to be in the show. 148 00:07:08,598 --> 00:07:10,698 Uh, it's not a talent show. 149 00:07:10,700 --> 00:07:12,534 It will be when Betty's in it. 150 00:07:13,803 --> 00:07:15,804 - So who's the band? - The Weasels. 151 00:07:15,806 --> 00:07:17,272 Ooh, I love the Weasels. 152 00:07:17,274 --> 00:07:19,641 - I had them on eight track. - What? 153 00:07:19,643 --> 00:07:21,943 - It's what we had before cassettes. - What? 154 00:07:23,712 --> 00:07:25,547 It's what we had before CD's. 155 00:07:25,549 --> 00:07:28,082 What? 156 00:07:28,084 --> 00:07:29,918 It's how we listened to our music. 157 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:32,720 Oh. Well, everything's digital now. 158 00:07:32,722 --> 00:07:34,155 What? 159 00:07:34,157 --> 00:07:36,791 These days, music is downloaded. 160 00:07:36,793 --> 00:07:38,526 What? 161 00:07:45,901 --> 00:07:48,803 Hey, Garrett, let me ask you something. 162 00:07:48,805 --> 00:07:50,672 What do you think of my boyfriend? 163 00:07:50,674 --> 00:07:53,808 - Brandon? - I know! Isn't he annoying? 164 00:07:55,978 --> 00:07:57,312 What's goin' on, Deels? 165 00:07:57,314 --> 00:07:59,414 I wanna break up with him, 166 00:07:59,416 --> 00:08:01,816 but he's still a sweet guy, and I don't wanna hurt him. 167 00:08:01,818 --> 00:08:04,319 I just hate giving people bad news. 168 00:08:04,321 --> 00:08:05,753 Yeah, me, too. 169 00:08:05,755 --> 00:08:09,257 Don't you wish you could just get someone to deliver bad news for you? 170 00:08:09,259 --> 00:08:10,925 That would make life so much easier. 171 00:08:12,595 --> 00:08:14,762 That's a great idea. You're hired. 172 00:08:14,764 --> 00:08:18,166 - Break up with Brandon for me. - I can't do that. 173 00:08:18,168 --> 00:08:20,001 - I'll pay you 20 bucks. - I can do that. 174 00:08:23,472 --> 00:08:26,474 There you are. I've got big news. 175 00:08:26,476 --> 00:08:29,544 They found a unicorn? 176 00:08:29,546 --> 00:08:32,113 No. Jasmine likes you. 177 00:08:32,115 --> 00:08:34,816 - Are you serious? - Yes. 178 00:08:34,818 --> 00:08:36,618 Wait a minute. Tell me exactly what she said. 179 00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:38,219 She says she has feelings for you. 180 00:08:38,221 --> 00:08:41,523 I thought you said that she likes me. 181 00:08:41,525 --> 00:08:43,458 It's the same thing. 182 00:08:43,460 --> 00:08:44,692 Wow, this... 183 00:08:44,694 --> 00:08:46,694 This is amazing. 184 00:08:46,696 --> 00:08:49,364 Wait, what about Owen? 185 00:08:49,366 --> 00:08:51,332 They're still together, but Jazz is really confused, 186 00:08:51,334 --> 00:08:53,034 and doesn't know what to do. 187 00:08:53,036 --> 00:08:54,869 Oh, great. 188 00:08:54,871 --> 00:08:56,971 Now I'm gonna have to challenge Owen to a duel. 189 00:09:00,843 --> 00:09:02,377 A duel? 190 00:09:02,379 --> 00:09:04,846 Yeah, that's not how it works. 191 00:09:04,848 --> 00:09:07,115 For the last 200 years. 192 00:09:08,817 --> 00:09:13,221 Well, that's a relief, 'cause I don't know where my slapping glove is. 193 00:09:13,223 --> 00:09:16,357 You have to talk to Jazz. 194 00:09:16,359 --> 00:09:19,994 I think if she knew that you liked her, it might help her make up her mind. 195 00:09:19,996 --> 00:09:24,933 Boy, for someone who's been such a loser in the love game, 196 00:09:25,935 --> 00:09:29,203 you sure know how to play it. 197 00:09:29,205 --> 00:09:33,808 Now I wish I had my slapping glove. 198 00:09:40,950 --> 00:09:42,383 Hey, Garrett, have you seen Delia? 199 00:09:42,385 --> 00:09:44,118 We were supposed to meet here. 200 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:46,921 Yeah, she's not coming. Have a seat. 201 00:09:49,191 --> 00:09:51,559 Okay, how do I put this? 202 00:09:51,561 --> 00:09:55,129 You know when a girl thinks your face looks stupid? 203 00:09:55,131 --> 00:09:56,931 What? 204 00:09:56,933 --> 00:09:58,933 I'm sorry. 205 00:09:58,935 --> 00:10:00,301 This is my first time doing this. 206 00:10:00,303 --> 00:10:01,736 Let me start over. 207 00:10:01,738 --> 00:10:05,373 Uh, you know how humans and cyborgs will get along in the future? 208 00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:06,441 Yes. Of course. 209 00:10:06,443 --> 00:10:08,776 Delia's dumping you. 210 00:10:08,778 --> 00:10:10,745 What? 211 00:10:10,747 --> 00:10:13,448 Look, you and Delia had a lot of nice times together. 212 00:10:13,450 --> 00:10:15,651 - She wouldn't trade that for anything. - She said that? 213 00:10:15,652 --> 00:10:19,554 No, but I'm sure she would if she were here. 214 00:10:19,556 --> 00:10:21,589 And she was a different person. 215 00:10:21,591 --> 00:10:24,792 So she's breaking up with me? 216 00:10:24,794 --> 00:10:26,995 Why didn't she tell me herself? 217 00:10:26,997 --> 00:10:30,431 She thought it would be easier if I did it. 218 00:10:30,433 --> 00:10:32,166 And it seems to be going pretty well. 219 00:10:32,168 --> 00:10:35,837 - (Sobbing) - Until now. 220 00:10:40,309 --> 00:10:41,609 There, there. 221 00:10:41,611 --> 00:10:43,144 (Sobbing and sniffing loudly) 222 00:10:43,146 --> 00:10:45,880 Okay, you're getting snot on my jacket. 223 00:10:49,918 --> 00:10:52,220 (Dog barking) 224 00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:59,293 Hey, Lindy, you remember Keith Edwards, the drummer for the Weasels. 225 00:10:59,295 --> 00:11:01,029 Of course. Nice to see you. 226 00:11:01,031 --> 00:11:03,665 Sorry to get your pup all worked up. 227 00:11:03,667 --> 00:11:06,000 My fault for carrying beef jerky in me boot. 228 00:11:06,002 --> 00:11:07,602 You carry beef jerky in your boot? 229 00:11:07,604 --> 00:11:11,005 I don't understand the question. 230 00:11:11,007 --> 00:11:13,875 Anyway, thank you so much for doing the benefit for us. 231 00:11:13,877 --> 00:11:17,045 This is really gonna make a difference for a lot of dogs. 232 00:11:17,047 --> 00:11:19,047 Actually, I just popped round to tell you 233 00:11:19,049 --> 00:11:21,883 that me mates had a bit of an argy-bargy evening last. 234 00:11:21,885 --> 00:11:25,186 Jimmy bounced Robbie for hittin' on his toddy. 235 00:11:27,990 --> 00:11:30,191 I have no idea what you just said. 236 00:11:30,193 --> 00:11:33,961 He said he stopped by to tell us that his friends had a fight last night. 237 00:11:33,963 --> 00:11:37,198 Jimmy accused Robbie of flirting with his girlfriend. 238 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,634 - How do you know that? - Hello. 239 00:11:39,636 --> 00:11:41,769 English is my second language. 240 00:11:43,872 --> 00:11:47,375 Long story short, the band broke up. 241 00:11:47,377 --> 00:11:49,477 - What about the benefit? - Give us a few weeks. 242 00:11:49,479 --> 00:11:51,012 We'll be back together again. 243 00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:52,647 We don't have a few weeks. 244 00:11:52,649 --> 00:11:53,881 Where are we gonna find a band by Friday? 245 00:11:53,883 --> 00:11:56,350 Come on, Logan, what about your band? 246 00:11:56,352 --> 00:11:58,186 I'm not in a band. 247 00:11:58,188 --> 00:11:59,654 You should be. 248 00:11:59,656 --> 00:12:04,025 When I was your age, the Weasels had already broken up ten times. 249 00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:06,994 Well, gotta run. 250 00:12:06,996 --> 00:12:09,063 Sorry, kids. 251 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,668 What are we gonna do? 252 00:12:13,670 --> 00:12:15,236 I don't know. 253 00:12:15,238 --> 00:12:17,171 I wish I was in a band. 254 00:12:17,173 --> 00:12:18,806 That'd be an easy solution. 255 00:12:20,542 --> 00:12:22,043 Hey, maybe you are in a band. 256 00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:24,245 I am? 257 00:12:24,247 --> 00:12:25,913 Are we any good? 258 00:12:25,915 --> 00:12:28,015 I guess we'll find out. 259 00:12:28,017 --> 00:12:29,117 What are you talking about? 260 00:12:29,119 --> 00:12:33,888 I can sing, Jazz plays a little bass, Garrett plays guitar. 261 00:12:33,890 --> 00:12:36,691 And Delia took piano lessons. 262 00:12:36,693 --> 00:12:39,093 All we need is a drummer. 263 00:12:39,095 --> 00:12:41,129 I'll wait. 264 00:12:43,098 --> 00:12:44,932 Oh! 265 00:12:44,934 --> 00:12:46,367 Yeah. 266 00:12:46,369 --> 00:12:48,236 Great news! 267 00:12:48,238 --> 00:12:49,771 Band's back together. 268 00:12:49,773 --> 00:12:51,372 (Text alert chimes) 269 00:12:51,374 --> 00:12:52,974 Scratch that. 270 00:12:52,976 --> 00:12:55,009 Just broke up again. Cheerio. 271 00:13:11,994 --> 00:13:14,162 Owen, thanks for being so understanding. 272 00:13:14,164 --> 00:13:16,164 It just didn't feel right for us to be together 273 00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:18,099 if I'm having feelings for Logan. 274 00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:21,969 I get it. No one likes getting dumped, but I get it. 275 00:13:21,971 --> 00:13:23,437 You're such a great guy. 276 00:13:23,439 --> 00:13:26,874 And you're... right about that. 277 00:13:28,310 --> 00:13:31,579 So I guess this is good-bye. 278 00:13:31,581 --> 00:13:35,183 I know this might not make you feel any better right now, 279 00:13:35,185 --> 00:13:39,053 but I'm sure another girl will come along who's just right for you. 280 00:13:42,791 --> 00:13:44,926 Whoa. 281 00:13:44,928 --> 00:13:47,195 Didn't think it'd happen that fast. 282 00:13:50,098 --> 00:13:51,632 There's my hero. 283 00:13:51,634 --> 00:13:55,102 Thanks to you, I haven't heard from Brandon since we broke his heart. 284 00:13:55,104 --> 00:13:57,338 You know why you haven't heard from him? 285 00:13:57,340 --> 00:13:58,606 Because he won't leave my side. 286 00:13:58,608 --> 00:14:00,107 He's not by your side right now. 287 00:14:00,109 --> 00:14:04,011 Only because he went to the bathroom, and I made a break for it. 288 00:14:04,013 --> 00:14:08,216 Up to then, it's been all whimpering, whining, and cyborg talk. 289 00:14:08,218 --> 00:14:09,784 I can't take it anymore. 290 00:14:09,786 --> 00:14:13,020 Wow, did I dodge a bullet. 291 00:14:13,022 --> 00:14:15,556 Now you have to break up with him for me. 292 00:14:15,558 --> 00:14:17,225 Dude, that's not how these things work. 293 00:14:17,227 --> 00:14:19,293 - What things? - The things I don't wanna do. 294 00:14:19,295 --> 00:14:21,629 I can't break his heart again. 295 00:14:21,631 --> 00:14:24,298 Then you're gonna have to find someone to do it for you, 296 00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:26,234 someone who doesn't care about other people's feelings. 297 00:14:26,236 --> 00:14:28,569 You're telling me it's too smooth? 298 00:14:28,571 --> 00:14:30,204 It's called a smoothie. 299 00:14:30,206 --> 00:14:34,642 When you go out for breakfast, you don't say the pancakes are too cake-y. 300 00:14:34,644 --> 00:14:37,111 You know what? Get outta my store. 301 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:40,548 Found her. 302 00:14:42,351 --> 00:14:45,219 - Garrett's breaking up with you. - What? 303 00:14:45,221 --> 00:14:47,021 You and Garrett are no longer friends. 304 00:14:47,023 --> 00:14:48,489 He's moving on with his life. 305 00:14:48,491 --> 00:14:52,159 No more sleeping at the foot of his bed, no more snottin' up his jacket. 306 00:14:52,161 --> 00:14:55,563 So I don't have Delia or Garrett? 307 00:14:55,565 --> 00:14:57,565 Or me. 308 00:14:57,567 --> 00:15:00,935 I don't think I should be alone right now. 309 00:15:00,937 --> 00:15:03,437 Lucky for you, the world is filled with people. 310 00:15:03,439 --> 00:15:04,805 Next. 311 00:15:22,592 --> 00:15:24,659 Welcome, everyone, and thanks for coming out 312 00:15:24,661 --> 00:15:27,095 to support the Lakeside Dog Rescue. 313 00:15:30,933 --> 00:15:34,436 My name's Delia, and I'll be your emcee tonight. 314 00:15:34,438 --> 00:15:37,606 So dogs are man's best friend. 315 00:15:37,608 --> 00:15:39,407 Woman's best friend? 316 00:15:39,409 --> 00:15:42,410 A charge card. 317 00:15:42,412 --> 00:15:45,614 (Forced laughter) 318 00:15:45,616 --> 00:15:47,616 Okay. 319 00:15:47,618 --> 00:15:50,785 Maybe I shouldn't have used a joke book from the 1950's. 320 00:15:52,755 --> 00:15:56,191 Now please welcome The Amazing Betty. 321 00:16:06,235 --> 00:16:10,438 I will now cut my nephew Kevin in half. 322 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,307 Cut me in half? 323 00:16:12,309 --> 00:16:14,476 We didn't talk about this. 324 00:16:14,478 --> 00:16:21,449 This is something I've wanted to do to many, many, many members of my family. 325 00:16:21,451 --> 00:16:23,652 Get me outta here. 326 00:16:43,639 --> 00:16:47,108 I'm The Amazing Betty. 327 00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:48,910 Wait. You have to put me back together. 328 00:16:48,912 --> 00:16:50,745 I haven't learned that part yet. 329 00:16:54,784 --> 00:16:57,252 Hey, I need new shoes. 330 00:16:58,688 --> 00:17:01,356 Thank you, The Amazing Betty. 331 00:17:01,358 --> 00:17:02,957 And now, ladies and gentlemen, 332 00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:06,494 the Weasels... 333 00:17:06,496 --> 00:17:09,431 could not be here tonight. 334 00:17:09,433 --> 00:17:10,498 (Groaning) 335 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:15,770 But we have a brand-new band making their performing debut. 336 00:17:15,772 --> 00:17:18,373 Please welcome... 337 00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:21,109 Oh, my gosh. We forgot to name ourselves. 338 00:17:21,111 --> 00:17:22,344 Keep going. We'll do it later. 339 00:17:22,346 --> 00:17:25,947 Introducing Keep Going, We'll Do It Later. 340 00:17:33,622 --> 00:17:37,726 I just want to say thank you so much to everyone for your generous donations. 341 00:17:37,728 --> 00:17:41,396 We've almost reached our goal. 342 00:17:41,398 --> 00:17:44,566 And now, we're gonna play a song called "Count On Me." 343 00:17:51,874 --> 00:17:56,544 ♪ If you ever find yourself stuck in the middle of the sea ♪ 344 00:17:56,546 --> 00:18:02,250 ♪ I'll sail the world to find you ♪ 345 00:18:02,252 --> 00:18:04,552 ♪ If you ever find yourself lost in the dark ♪ 346 00:18:04,554 --> 00:18:06,821 ♪ And you can't see ♪ 347 00:18:06,823 --> 00:18:09,557 ♪ I'll be the light ♪ 348 00:18:09,559 --> 00:18:12,694 ♪ To guide you ♪ 349 00:18:12,696 --> 00:18:16,498 ♪ Find out what we're made of ♪ 350 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:21,403 ♪ When we are called to help our friends in need ♪ 351 00:18:21,405 --> 00:18:25,006 ♪ You can count on me ♪ 352 00:18:25,008 --> 00:18:27,242 ♪ Like one, two, three ♪ 353 00:18:27,244 --> 00:18:29,010 ♪ I'll be there ♪ 354 00:18:29,012 --> 00:18:32,247 ♪ And I know when I need you ♪ 355 00:18:32,249 --> 00:18:34,682 ♪ I can count on you ♪ 356 00:18:34,684 --> 00:18:36,951 ♪ Like four, three, two ♪ 357 00:18:36,953 --> 00:18:40,188 ♪ You'll be there ♪ 358 00:18:40,190 --> 00:18:41,956 ♪ 'Cause that's what friends are supposed to do ♪ 359 00:18:41,958 --> 00:18:43,925 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 360 00:18:43,927 --> 00:18:45,960 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 361 00:18:45,962 --> 00:18:49,798 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 362 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,634 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 363 00:18:52,636 --> 00:18:56,271 ♪ You'll always have my shoulder ♪ 364 00:18:56,273 --> 00:19:02,577 ♪ When you cry ♪ 365 00:19:02,579 --> 00:19:04,913 ♪ I'll never let go ♪ 366 00:19:04,915 --> 00:19:09,984 ♪ Never say good-bye ♪ 367 00:19:09,986 --> 00:19:13,888 ♪ You can count on me 'cause I can count on you ♪ 368 00:19:29,738 --> 00:19:31,439 Need any help? 369 00:19:31,441 --> 00:19:34,309 Oh, no, thanks. I got it. 370 00:19:34,311 --> 00:19:35,777 You were great tonight. 371 00:19:35,779 --> 00:19:37,745 Thanks. So were you. 372 00:19:39,281 --> 00:19:41,649 Hey, I didn't see Owen out there. 373 00:19:41,651 --> 00:19:44,686 Yeah, he didn't come. 374 00:19:44,688 --> 00:19:48,756 Why not? It seems like your boyfriend would wanna come see you perform. 375 00:19:48,758 --> 00:19:52,594 Well, he's not my boyfriend anymore. 376 00:19:56,866 --> 00:19:59,300 I'm sorry. What? 377 00:19:59,302 --> 00:20:00,835 We broke up. 378 00:20:00,837 --> 00:20:04,639 But yesterday, I saw you guys hugging in the hallway. 379 00:20:04,641 --> 00:20:05,874 We were saying good-bye. 380 00:20:05,876 --> 00:20:07,709 Oh. 381 00:20:07,711 --> 00:20:11,513 Would you like to know why we broke up? 382 00:20:11,515 --> 00:20:15,350 Yeah. 383 00:20:16,986 --> 00:20:20,288 I told him I couldn't stop thinking about someone else. 384 00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:21,723 Oh. 385 00:20:24,693 --> 00:20:26,861 That someone else is you. 386 00:20:26,863 --> 00:20:28,263 Oh! 387 00:20:29,899 --> 00:20:34,869 Then I guess I should tell you what I was gonna tell you yesterday. 388 00:20:34,871 --> 00:20:37,305 Do you wanna hear it? 389 00:20:39,208 --> 00:20:41,843 I, uh... 390 00:20:41,845 --> 00:20:44,279 I can't stop thinking about you either. 391 00:20:45,681 --> 00:20:47,815 Jazz... 392 00:20:47,817 --> 00:20:49,984 I think I'm in love with you. 393 00:20:49,986 --> 00:20:52,253 Then I think you should put down that snare drum. 394 00:21:12,775 --> 00:21:16,077 Looks like they approve. 395 00:21:20,916 --> 00:21:24,919 So now that you guys are a couple, I guess that means Lindy and I 396 00:21:24,921 --> 00:21:26,921 have to battle it out for Garrett. 397 00:21:26,923 --> 00:21:30,091 - Really? - (Both) No. 398 00:21:30,093 --> 00:21:32,927 Well, it was a good couple of seconds. 399 00:21:34,463 --> 00:21:37,565 - (Text alert chimes) - Oh, my gosh. 400 00:21:37,567 --> 00:21:39,901 We raised enough money to save the Rescue! 401 00:21:39,903 --> 00:21:41,569 - Yay! - Awesome! 402 00:21:41,571 --> 00:21:43,871 I'm not surprised. You kids were really good tonight. 403 00:21:43,873 --> 00:21:45,940 You should keep going with that band. 404 00:21:45,942 --> 00:21:47,976 Betty, I don't know if we've ever said this to you, 405 00:21:47,978 --> 00:21:51,312 but we're really glad you took over this place. 406 00:21:51,314 --> 00:21:53,982 I like having you around, too. 407 00:21:53,984 --> 00:21:55,817 Especially since you buy so many smoothies. 408 00:21:58,087 --> 00:22:01,389 I'm shopping for a boat. 409 00:22:03,592 --> 00:22:05,960 Hey, how'd you finally get Kevin out of that box? 410 00:22:05,962 --> 00:22:07,862 Kevin! 411 00:22:11,133 --> 00:22:14,335 I think Betty's right. We should keep the band going. 412 00:22:14,337 --> 00:22:16,804 - We'd have to learn another song. - And come up with a name. 413 00:22:16,806 --> 00:22:22,243 How about the Delia Delfano Experience? 414 00:22:22,245 --> 00:22:24,178 Garrett and Friends? 415 00:22:24,180 --> 00:22:26,147 Jasmine Loves Logan. 416 00:22:26,149 --> 00:22:27,815 Logan Loves Jasmine. 417 00:22:27,817 --> 00:22:31,419 Aww. And no. 418 00:22:33,522 --> 00:22:34,822 Hey, how about the Rescuers? 419 00:22:34,824 --> 00:22:37,458 Because we rescued the dogs. 420 00:22:37,460 --> 00:22:38,626 Works for me. 421 00:22:38,628 --> 00:22:40,428 The Rescuers. 422 00:22:40,430 --> 00:22:41,796 - I like it. - Me, too. 423 00:22:41,798 --> 00:22:44,432 Okay, Rescuers. Group hug. 424 00:22:48,871 --> 00:22:51,939 And thank you so much for being my friends. 425 00:22:51,941 --> 00:22:53,808 I love you guys. 426 00:22:53,810 --> 00:22:55,777 We love you, too, Linds. 427 00:22:55,779 --> 00:22:57,545 All right, let's get outta here. 428 00:23:00,816 --> 00:23:05,453 The Rescuers featuring Delia Delfano. 429 00:23:05,455 --> 00:23:07,855 Huh? 430 00:23:07,857 --> 00:23:10,191 There's one in every band. 431 00:23:14,396 --> 00:23:16,030 Dad.