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Every event we attend,

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we build favor equity with Flaherty.

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His reach is far beyond basketball.

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We wanna tap into that reach.

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Jupiter Blackmon wants
me to be his manager.

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Top-10 pick in the NFL
draft, and he wants me.

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My name is Isa.

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You looking for an interview?

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- We need to talk.
- You all right?

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There is no good way
to say this. I have HPV.

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I don't know what to say.

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I'm telling you, this girl is special.

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Okay, she gonna find out who
you are eventually anyway,

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and she'll either like it or she won't.

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A few weeks ago, I realized why
I started playing basketball.

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Because you were good at it.

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No. To meet you.

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Ooh, say more, baby.

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The three characteristics
of German Romanticism

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are Streben, Das Ganze,
and Eigentümlichkeit.

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Germans. Uh-uh, baby.

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Uh, Oswald could not have acted alone.

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Ooh, not a chance.

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- Delta G is equal to Delta H...
- Uh-huh.

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minus the quantity of T minus Delta X!

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Oh, shit, babe!

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Science always finishes me.

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I know. I got you all mapped out.

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Yes, you do. And I love your glasses.

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I wanna fuck you in a library.

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There are no more libraries.

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You have to fuck me in a wiki.

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Who the fuck is that?

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Oh, shit. Okay.

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- This is Reggie.
- It's the man of your dreams.

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To what do I owe?

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Don't be so fuckin' negative.

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The presence of your company is
requested at my home this evening

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for a game of guts. Are you familiar?

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Uh, yeah. I may have played once or twice.

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Good. 100K buy-in.

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We go until the first billionaire cries

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or, more likely, until
one of us takes your house,

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which we can use as a tool shed.

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7:30, having had.

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Casual but neat, which means take it easy

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on the hip-hop fashion sensibilities.

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Although you should wear a diamond necklace

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in case you need to bet it.

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It would help if the diamonds were real.

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Okay, thank you. I will be there.

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Laura will be in touch.
She'll give you a call

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with the address and the
parking protocol, okay?

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Hasta.

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Shit. Laura!

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- Huh.
- Jupiter's getting mail here now?

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Oh, yeah. It'll be checks soon enough.

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What is the Wonderlic test?

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Just a basic IQ test given to the
draft, especially the uh, quarterbacks.

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Well, why do they do that?

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Well, it used to be an excuse to make
sure white boys played quarterback.

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But the brothers caught on.

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Well, having met Jupiter, I
hope it doesn't count for much.

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Oh, it all counts, baby.

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It all counts.

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You know, I gotta get him a tutor.

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Or maybe a prep class.

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Or something.

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I could do it.

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Missy, his score is gonna
be what his score is.

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Jupiter will get drafted
on his college record

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and his intangibles.

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But if his IQ is higher than expected,

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doesn't that mean more money?

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Don't you go arousing me again. I gotta go.

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All right, you know what?
You want the gig, it's yours.

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You can start tonight. I'll
have Uncle Julius bring him over.

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This will be fun.

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I doubt it. But any case, no glasses.

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Kid's horny enough.

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I will get him to an
eighth-grade level, no problem.

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Baby, he went to Georgia Tech
on a football scholarship,

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don't be so ambitious. Hmm?

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I gotta go. I gotta go.

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Zip yourself.

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You put on some panties.

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Yeah, this is the one. Thanks.

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Don't spill on it.

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That's Purple Label right there.

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He ever borrow a tie from you before?

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Not one time.

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That's when you know a
man's in deep with his woman,

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when he starts to doubt
his own accessories.

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Putting my best foot forward.

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No, you putting my best foot forward.

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Be careful with that necktie.

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Yeah, yeah, man. Purple Label, I know.

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Why you wanna set up some
gussied-up version of yourself

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in the beginning of a relationship?

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I believe that the idea
is to capture a heart

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with the good news before
revealing the horrible news.

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Well, that's deceptive.

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I mean, the real you
gonna leak out eventually.

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And maybe when it does,

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you two can pump the brakes
on your whirlwind romance?

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Nope. We are two peas in a pod,
and you just jealous, Reggie.

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A woman don't really know a man

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until she smells his farts.

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Which she will in 2023.

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That's just medically unsafe.

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You can rip one if you want to, baby.

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No, no. I shouldn't.

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I can, and I would love
to, but I shouldn't.

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Just give me a heads up
so I can leave the room.

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- You should leave the room.
- You can rip on cue?

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I went to prep school in
Belgium. Of course I can.

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Okay, waffles, I know.

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Farting on cue, I'm unfamiliar with

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as a specifically Belgian skill.

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See, now you in a honest relationship.

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- Oh, man.
- What is it, Chinese New Year?

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Yeah, Belgium, too.

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I feel inexpressibly better.

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Yeah, and you smell inexpressibly bad.

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Hey, we got 22 rooms in this house.

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Why's everybody always in here?

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Studies have shown people
go wherever the food's at.

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It smells good in here. What is that?

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My boo.

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Oh! This family. I swear it.

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Holy shit. Did you just transfer 250K?

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You got 22 rooms in this house.

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Why's everybody always in here?

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- Keep it moving.
- Oh. Ow.

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You finally getting a real fuckin' watch?

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Nah, I'm playing guts in Flaherty's game.

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Hey, that's a big-boy table.

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I got no choice but to accept.

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True. The American ruling class
has granted you an interview.

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To say no would be a colossal blunder.

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You know, that's not a level field.

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I mean, those guys got 250K
just lost in their couch.

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Rock, meet hard place.

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Hard place, I believe you know rock.

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Ooh. Gotta take a shit.

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She's like an orchid.

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Every big career comes down

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to a few defining moments of extreme risk.

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You have to go all in
on something sometime.

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Do you ever play with Jimmy's bunch?

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If you're asking if I
have cradled his balls,

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the answer is no.

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I wasn't. But glad.

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I play my guts in Macau.

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Quarter million US won't
even get you in the door.

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Ooh, but watch out for that Tom Werner.

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He would take your underpants.

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All right, I need some quiet
and a legit fucking mirror.

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Keep your cool tonight, Reg.

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It ain't important whether
you winning or losing.

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Although if you wanna keep your
marriage, winning is better.

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Damn, don't tighten up on the boy.

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He can't think money is money.

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He's gotta play his hand right
or they gonna think he's soft.

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Your uncle is correct.

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What counts is how you handle yourself.

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Are you poised? Can you meet
with triumph and disaster

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and treat those two
imposters just the same?

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Your name will be made or
destroyed tonight, Reggie.

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Have a nice time.

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Well, I'll be damned.

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God, I fuckin' love you.
Come here. Come here.

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Excuse me.

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Hey.

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Why you make your necktie
six hours before your date?

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Dry run.

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Will you just get naked
with this girl already

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so you can see she's just
the same as any other girl?

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We'll see what she says when I
tell her about my poison dick.

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You ain't got a poison dick.

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It's just a harmless,
nuisance strain of HPV.

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- You got HPV?
- You were dumping in my bathroom?

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You got the heated toilet seat.

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It's 85 degrees outside.

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Trust me, if I'd have known you had HPV,

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- I'd have used my own bathroom.
- You can't get it that way.

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Who are you? George Washington
Carver? You don't know.

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He does, and you can't.

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Just the same, from now on,
it's my own cold-ass seat.

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I ain't getting HPV from my brother.

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Though I can't think of
anything more Southern.

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How big a house do I need
to get a little privacy?

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Hey, relax. We are family.

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Nothing pierces that veil
and nothing leaks out.

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- Thank you.
- Reggie's got a point.

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You never know a girl until
you get naked with her.

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How do you know you can trust
her with this information?

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It's called believing in people.

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Dear God.

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Baby brother Cam, you are famous.

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Thing goes bad, one tweet,

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you could be globally embarrassed.

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Well, that's a chance
that I'm willing to take.

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Dude, we are talking about your brand.

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Your brand ain't got no poison dick.

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Does it say anything about a
poison dick on your billboards?

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- No, it does not.
- You said it wasn't a poison dick.

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It was the heat of the moment.

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But when you boil it down, you do.

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I wanna be in a
relationship with this girl.

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You cannot build a relationship off a lie.

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It ain't a lie. It's a skipped
over, insignificant detail.

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Does shit like that really
sound good in your head?

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Allison is a medical professional.

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She knows every time she sleeps
with somebody in today's world,

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she's rolling the dice.

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Knowing it ain't the same as hearing it.

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Yeah, but hearing it
means you might lose her.

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If you were her, wouldn't you
want a dude to look you in your eye

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and tell you what you needed to know?

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Yes, I would, if I needed to know it.

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- But she don't.
- She do.

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Yeah, everybody deserves
that kind of respect.

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- Significant or not.
- That's a lot of talkin'.

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I wanna be with her. And
I don't want any secrets.

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Look, when 80% of the world has
something, it's not a secret.

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It's like telling her you have hair.

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I'm gonna say something to y'all that
I thought you would have realized.

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That night when your phones were off

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and you were in Denver
with that clown quarterback,

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do you know what I was thinking about?

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A life without basketball,

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because that's what I
thought I would be living.

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I had no idea what it would look like,

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and then I saw Allison's face.

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Now, I was lucky that time.

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Not only because of my knee.

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I was handed the keys to the kingdom.

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But someday down the road,
I won't be that lucky.

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It really will be the end.

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And on that day, there's
only gonna be one question.

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Where are my keys?

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Wait, 20% of the world
doesn't have hair? Just...

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I wanna be an honest man,
carry myself with honor.

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It starts tonight.

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And if she's not into me
because of what I have to say,

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I can live with that.

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Wash your hands.

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So I thought we'd begin by
taking a practice Wonderlic test

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so that we can establish a baseline,

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a kind of starting-out point,

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and we can then chart your progress, okay?

253
00:09:57,376 --> 00:09:58,926
I'm nervous. Can I smoke a bowl first?

254
00:09:58,961 --> 00:10:00,177
Uh, hear, hear.

255
00:10:00,212 --> 00:10:02,763
Uh, no, you cannot smoke a bowl.

256
00:10:02,798 --> 00:10:05,432
You need to simulate the
situation you'll be in

257
00:10:05,467 --> 00:10:07,217
when you actually take the test.

258
00:10:07,269 --> 00:10:09,303
Well, I plan on smoking
a bowl before I take it.

259
00:10:09,305 --> 00:10:11,889
- That's smart thinking.
- I just perform so much better when I'm high.

260
00:10:11,941 --> 00:10:13,974
I got that shit that killed
Michael Jackson. I got the...

261
00:10:15,311 --> 00:10:17,144
I just heard this thing is hard as shit.

262
00:10:17,196 --> 00:10:19,563
I thought that you would
be nervous, Jupiter,

263
00:10:19,615 --> 00:10:21,815
which is why I'm taking it, too.

264
00:10:21,817 --> 00:10:24,234
We will get through this together.

265
00:10:27,156 --> 00:10:29,790
We have three minutes and 36 seconds

266
00:10:29,825 --> 00:10:31,825
to answer 15 questions.

267
00:10:31,877 --> 00:10:33,243
You think you can do that?

268
00:10:33,295 --> 00:10:36,964
Do I, uh, say my answers out loud?

269
00:10:36,999 --> 00:10:38,882
Do you what?

270
00:10:38,918 --> 00:10:40,667
Uh, no, no.

271
00:10:40,669 --> 00:10:44,087
You... you just circle
the answer on the paper.

272
00:10:44,139 --> 00:10:47,724
Question one, circle. Question two, circle.

273
00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:49,226
Uh, I got a question.

274
00:10:49,261 --> 00:10:51,345
How do you feel about
undrafted free agency?

275
00:10:51,347 --> 00:10:53,397
Start the clock, please, Julius.

276
00:10:53,432 --> 00:10:56,567
Omaha, Omaha, hut!

277
00:11:02,107 --> 00:11:04,191
"Jenny can take either of two family cars

278
00:11:04,193 --> 00:11:07,327
from Detroit to Traverse
City, a journey of 255 miles.

279
00:11:07,363 --> 00:11:09,696
Her red car gets 19 miles to the gallon

280
00:11:09,698 --> 00:11:11,498
and her white car gets 22,

281
00:11:11,533 --> 00:11:13,500
but her white car uses one cent of oil

282
00:11:13,535 --> 00:11:15,702
for every 15 miles it's driven

283
00:11:15,754 --> 00:11:19,122
and requires premium gas,
which is 10 cents a gallon more

284
00:11:19,174 --> 00:11:21,174
than the regular gas her white car uses.

285
00:11:21,210 --> 00:11:23,126
Which car will be less
expensive for the journey?"

286
00:11:23,178 --> 00:11:25,212
What the fuck?

287
00:11:25,214 --> 00:11:26,847
Three minutes, 10 seconds!

288
00:11:26,882 --> 00:11:28,632
Thank you.

289
00:11:30,886 --> 00:11:32,386
Three minute!

290
00:11:32,438 --> 00:11:34,304
Once a minute will be fine, Julius.

291
00:11:34,356 --> 00:11:36,390
My bad. Standing down.

292
00:11:36,442 --> 00:11:38,525
Two minutes, 55 seconds.

293
00:11:52,741 --> 00:11:54,324
Welcome to the Flaherty
residence, Mr. Vaughn.

294
00:11:54,376 --> 00:11:55,826
Thank you.

295
00:11:55,878 --> 00:11:57,411
Okay if I give the Kia
a wash while you're here?

296
00:11:57,413 --> 00:11:58,996
Nah. No, no, no, it won't be necessary.

297
00:11:59,048 --> 00:12:02,132
- I'd feel better.
- Okay.

298
00:12:02,167 --> 00:12:03,717
Laura will direct you to the card room.

299
00:12:03,752 --> 00:12:04,918
Right. There you go.

300
00:12:04,970 --> 00:12:06,219
Thank you, sir. Enjoy your time.

301
00:12:06,255 --> 00:12:09,890
Okay, yeah, yeah. Just, uh... okay.

302
00:12:18,233 --> 00:12:20,233
Pencils down!

303
00:12:20,269 --> 00:12:22,769
Pencils down, bitch.

304
00:12:22,821 --> 00:12:25,105
Uh, no disrespect, but you
a cheatin' motherfucker.

305
00:12:25,157 --> 00:12:27,024
Let's see what it is and what it ain't.

306
00:12:27,076 --> 00:12:29,443
- Welcome to the Flaherty residence.
- Thank you.

307
00:12:29,495 --> 00:12:31,244
May I ask your drink of choice, Mr. Vaughn?

308
00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,413
I will take a Ciroc on the rocks, please.

309
00:12:33,449 --> 00:12:34,781
It'll meet you in the card room.

310
00:12:34,783 --> 00:12:36,083
Make a right at the samovar.

311
00:12:36,118 --> 00:12:38,452
All right. Thank you.

312
00:12:38,454 --> 00:12:40,954
What the fuck is a samovar?

313
00:12:41,076 --> 00:12:42,526
Reggie.

314
00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:44,611
Chen, what... what are you doing here?

315
00:12:44,663 --> 00:12:46,530
Cassie prevailed upon
me to watch your back,

316
00:12:46,582 --> 00:12:47,948
so I sent Jimmy a text.

317
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,199
Ah, she shouldn't have done that.

318
00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:50,700
Your aunt loves you.

319
00:12:50,702 --> 00:12:53,086
She realizes that you
are up against enemies

320
00:12:53,122 --> 00:12:55,088
with far superior war chests.

321
00:12:55,124 --> 00:12:58,041
In this company, you are a tomato can.

322
00:12:58,043 --> 00:13:00,710
A veal boy, feet dangling from the floor,

323
00:13:00,712 --> 00:13:03,430
sucking down a fatty diet
and awaiting slaughter.

324
00:13:03,465 --> 00:13:05,432
I'll be all right.

325
00:13:05,467 --> 00:13:06,716
Do you want to be in league?

326
00:13:06,769 --> 00:13:08,051
You mean cheat?

327
00:13:08,053 --> 00:13:10,520
I mean protect yourself.

328
00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:12,272
From remorseless hoarders of wealth

329
00:13:12,307 --> 00:13:13,774
who will crush you between their fingers

330
00:13:13,809 --> 00:13:15,725
like a grain of puffed rice.

331
00:13:15,727 --> 00:13:17,694
Do you ever just answer a
question with a yes or a no?

332
00:13:17,729 --> 00:13:19,446
- Seldom.
- For fuck's sake.

333
00:13:19,481 --> 00:13:22,232
I'm not a child. I don't
need anybody looking after me.

334
00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:24,484
I like this phrase, "For
fuck's sake." What does it mean?

335
00:13:24,536 --> 00:13:26,403
It means that I shouldn't
have to say some shit,

336
00:13:26,405 --> 00:13:30,240
that you and any human being above
the age of seven should just know.

337
00:13:30,292 --> 00:13:31,708
I'm not cheating. I'll be fine.

338
00:13:31,743 --> 00:13:33,577
It will remain our secret, for fuck's sake.

339
00:13:33,629 --> 00:13:37,080
Chen, I appreciate you. I do. But no.

340
00:13:37,132 --> 00:13:38,748
We should have carpooled, for fuck's sake.

341
00:13:38,801 --> 00:13:40,333
Okay, you're overusing it now.

342
00:13:40,385 --> 00:13:41,918
Copy you.

343
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:44,671
Hey, there he is. Boys, greet the new meat.

344
00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:46,423
Jimmy.

345
00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:48,892
Reggie Vaughn, this is Tom
Werner, rich from baseball and TV.

346
00:13:48,927 --> 00:13:50,594
- Hey, how you doing?
- And rich from playing cards.

347
00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:52,429
Hey, I'm from Dorchester. Big Red Sox fan.

348
00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:53,730
Smart man.

349
00:13:53,765 --> 00:13:55,015
And you may have heard of LeBron James.

350
00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:56,766
No idea who this guy is.

351
00:13:56,768 --> 00:13:58,351
- Reggie, what's up, man?
- What's up, man?

352
00:13:58,403 --> 00:13:59,936
I didn't know you was gonna be here.

353
00:13:59,938 --> 00:14:01,655
Yeah, you know, I just been
concentrating on my day job.

354
00:14:01,690 --> 00:14:03,073
See, that is exactly why you
are the best player in the world.

355
00:14:03,188 --> 00:14:05,021
Best player in the world. I like that.

356
00:14:05,023 --> 00:14:06,856
You like that? I'm gonna use that.

357
00:14:06,858 --> 00:14:08,858
Careful. Shit like that
can bite you in the ass.

358
00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:11,528
See, that's the difference
between me and you, Jimmy.

359
00:14:11,580 --> 00:14:13,196
You know, I got faith in people.

360
00:14:13,248 --> 00:14:15,365
Fuck people and fuck their other people.

361
00:14:15,367 --> 00:14:17,200
Don't mind him. He's
been drinking since noon.

362
00:14:17,252 --> 00:14:19,252
Welcome to the big time, shit box.

363
00:14:19,288 --> 00:14:20,754
Ah, thank you, fucko.

364
00:14:20,789 --> 00:14:22,756
That's pronounced fuck-ee.
You taught me that.

365
00:14:22,791 --> 00:14:24,040
Only three easy lessons.

366
00:14:24,092 --> 00:14:25,425
Blow me, cocksucker.

367
00:14:25,460 --> 00:14:27,344
Now you see, that's just redundant.

368
00:14:27,379 --> 00:14:29,129
Reggie's very particular about
language, for fuck's sake.

369
00:14:30,549 --> 00:14:31,848
I've marked you for 100,000 to start off.

370
00:14:31,883 --> 00:14:33,300
Wonderful. Thank you.

371
00:14:33,352 --> 00:14:35,719
All right, gentlemen. Plumb your assholes.

372
00:14:35,721 --> 00:14:38,021
I got an extra stack of
chips up there right now.

373
00:14:43,028 --> 00:14:46,229
All right, Jupiter, you got
nine out of 15 right, Jack.

374
00:14:46,281 --> 00:14:48,231
That is very good.

375
00:14:48,233 --> 00:14:50,400
- Same score as Eli Manning.
- Who's that?

376
00:14:50,402 --> 00:14:52,035
The Jewish Manning brother.

377
00:14:52,070 --> 00:14:54,070
- How did I do?
- You'd be a good football player,

378
00:14:54,072 --> 00:14:55,405
'cause you dumb as hell.

379
00:14:55,407 --> 00:14:57,407
- Julius.
- You got four out of 15 right,

380
00:14:57,459 --> 00:15:01,211
which means you got 11 out of 15 wrong.

381
00:15:01,246 --> 00:15:04,581
Okay. That's why we take practice tests

382
00:15:04,633 --> 00:15:07,050
so we can shake the rust off.

383
00:15:07,085 --> 00:15:09,552
It's been a while since I
felt the pressures of an exam.

384
00:15:09,588 --> 00:15:12,138
Jupiter, it also suggests a profession.

385
00:15:12,174 --> 00:15:15,892
- For you, an attorney.
- Oh, that's what's up. I like that.

386
00:15:15,927 --> 00:15:18,728
- And it suggests for you...
- Oh, uh, I don't need to know.

387
00:15:18,764 --> 00:15:20,730
a janitor or a night watchman.

388
00:15:20,766 --> 00:15:22,148
Thank you.

389
00:15:22,184 --> 00:15:25,268
Night watchman is a... a noble profession.

390
00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:26,653
You keep the block safe.

391
00:15:26,688 --> 00:15:28,321
And janitors deal with toilets.

392
00:15:28,357 --> 00:15:31,408
Everybody needs toilets.
Matter of fact, I need one now.

393
00:15:31,443 --> 00:15:32,609
Did I get that first one wrong?

394
00:15:32,661 --> 00:15:33,827
Oh, yeah.

395
00:15:33,862 --> 00:15:35,578
Aw, man, that one was easy.

396
00:15:35,614 --> 00:15:37,781
See, you just subtract
this shit from that shit.

397
00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,616
Then you divide it by the other shit.

398
00:15:39,668 --> 00:15:41,117
You ain't even gotta
finish all the division

399
00:15:41,119 --> 00:15:42,452
once you see the first number is a two.

400
00:15:42,454 --> 00:15:44,704
Yeah, that's true.

401
00:15:44,756 --> 00:15:47,090
Very good, Jupiter. You
got a knack for this.

402
00:15:47,125 --> 00:15:48,375
Plus I... I got a little trick.

403
00:15:48,427 --> 00:15:49,876
See, I just take all the questions

404
00:15:49,928 --> 00:15:51,711
and replace the nouns with pills.

405
00:15:51,763 --> 00:15:53,880
Like this one. This one would be

406
00:15:53,932 --> 00:15:57,217
"Two-Tone got Percocets
at $22 each and Oxys at 19.

407
00:15:57,269 --> 00:16:00,970
If he owe 255 by Friday, how
he gonna prime his stash?"

408
00:16:00,972 --> 00:16:02,188
Show... show me on paper.

409
00:16:02,224 --> 00:16:04,224
I can't. You got a medicine cabinet?

410
00:16:04,276 --> 00:16:06,309
Not filled with Oxys and Percocets.

411
00:16:06,361 --> 00:16:08,812
You know what? Let's try it again.

412
00:16:08,814 --> 00:16:11,448
Yeah, rack up another one
of these gentle bitches.

413
00:16:27,716 --> 00:16:29,499
- Hi.
- Hi.

414
00:16:33,255 --> 00:16:35,588
Dope dress. Dope tie.

415
00:16:54,192 --> 00:16:55,325
I'll take one of those.

416
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,026
Appreciate your time.

417
00:16:57,028 --> 00:16:58,862
Say it.

418
00:16:58,864 --> 00:17:00,697
I don't need to.

419
00:17:00,699 --> 00:17:02,449
Tom, just say it, man.
We know you think it.

420
00:17:02,501 --> 00:17:04,451
Say it.

421
00:17:04,503 --> 00:17:06,419
I'm the best poker player in the world.

422
00:17:11,042 --> 00:17:13,376
Man, I love that Jewish trash talk.

423
00:17:13,378 --> 00:17:15,762
Randy, get Jeffrey Shinestein on line one.

424
00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:23,019
So, Jimmy, nail any Russian
models recently, for fuck's sake?

425
00:17:23,054 --> 00:17:24,387
I can't help it. It's herring in a barrel.

426
00:17:24,389 --> 00:17:25,939
They're incredibly hot,

427
00:17:25,974 --> 00:17:27,524
and they're attracted to private aviation.

428
00:17:27,559 --> 00:17:29,442
Plus American men are very appealing

429
00:17:29,478 --> 00:17:31,194
in comparison to the men of their homeland.

430
00:17:31,229 --> 00:17:32,896
Slavic men have flat skulls in the back.

431
00:17:32,898 --> 00:17:34,531
Less brain, I assume.

432
00:17:34,566 --> 00:17:36,366
Can't be saying shit
like that out loud, man.

433
00:17:36,401 --> 00:17:38,067
Who's listening but us?

434
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:40,703
Can't be much fun to date
behind the Iron Curtain.

435
00:17:40,739 --> 00:17:42,789
The Iron Curtain is what I call my prenup.

436
00:17:42,824 --> 00:17:45,542
Ugh, I already feel
sorry for your next wife.

437
00:17:45,577 --> 00:17:47,377
Me, too. She'll be an
accidentally beautiful girl

438
00:17:47,412 --> 00:17:49,245
from some inbred village in the Ukraine

439
00:17:49,247 --> 00:17:51,748
who was born the day I was
kicked out of grad school,

440
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:54,417
she'll marry me for my money,
tolerate my gray, sagging balls

441
00:17:54,469 --> 00:17:57,720
and my unconvincing erections
like some kind of sexual saint,

442
00:17:57,756 --> 00:17:59,672
and then five years
later I'll throw her back

443
00:17:59,724 --> 00:18:02,008
with nothing but a
prenegotiated monthly stipend

444
00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:04,427
and the awful memory of the
noises I make when I cum.

445
00:18:04,429 --> 00:18:06,095
Whoa, man.

446
00:18:06,148 --> 00:18:07,263
Five years is optimistic.

447
00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:10,099
Reg, you married, right?

448
00:18:10,152 --> 00:18:11,518
Yeah, happily. Why you ask?

449
00:18:11,570 --> 00:18:12,936
I'm trying to get Jimmy
to shut the hell up.

450
00:18:15,774 --> 00:18:17,106
I fold.

451
00:18:17,159 --> 00:18:18,658
Jimmy, card.

452
00:18:18,693 --> 00:18:20,109
Yeah, since this pinhead folded,

453
00:18:20,162 --> 00:18:21,611
I gotta play whether
I got something or not.

454
00:18:21,613 --> 00:18:23,446
Which I may or may not. We'll see.

455
00:18:23,448 --> 00:18:25,915
Reggie?

456
00:18:25,951 --> 00:18:29,335
Ah, five-foot nothing,
a hundred and nothing,

457
00:18:29,371 --> 00:18:31,955
which is a shame, because
I think I'm sitting next

458
00:18:32,007 --> 00:18:34,007
to rich bluffer number one
and rich bluffer number two.

459
00:18:34,042 --> 00:18:35,792
- I fold.
- I fold.

460
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,263
Dealer's in. Let's see 'em.

461
00:18:40,298 --> 00:18:42,966
- Oh!
- He got bullets.

462
00:18:43,018 --> 00:18:44,634
Both of y'all match that pot.

463
00:18:44,636 --> 00:18:47,637
Oh, Tom Werner, silent assassin.

464
00:18:47,639 --> 00:18:49,138
I know, you never see it coming.

465
00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:50,773
There goes my underpants.

466
00:18:52,644 --> 00:18:54,477
- Boxers or briefs?
- Oh.

467
00:18:54,529 --> 00:18:55,945
What the fuck did you just ask him?

468
00:18:55,981 --> 00:18:57,730
It's a perfectly legitimate question.

469
00:18:57,782 --> 00:18:59,449
Michael Jordan wears tighty blackies.

470
00:18:59,484 --> 00:19:01,317
What the... Oh, my...

471
00:19:02,871 --> 00:19:04,821
Reg, I told you to bring Cam to Nike.

472
00:19:04,873 --> 00:19:07,323
Oh...

473
00:19:18,136 --> 00:19:19,802
What is it already?

474
00:19:21,389 --> 00:19:24,557
Jupe, you got 10 out of 15 correct.

475
00:19:24,593 --> 00:19:25,725
Yes.

476
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:27,677
And your comparable is Steve Young.

477
00:19:27,729 --> 00:19:30,063
Consider a career as a chemical engineer.

478
00:19:32,851 --> 00:19:35,518
Missy, you got five out of 15.

479
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:36,736
Damn it!

480
00:19:36,771 --> 00:19:38,354
You Cuba Gooding, Jr.'s comparable.

481
00:19:38,356 --> 00:19:40,406
- Really?
- Excuse me. I mean Radio.

482
00:19:40,442 --> 00:19:42,492
You kidding me?

483
00:19:42,527 --> 00:19:45,745
You're telling me I'm so dumb,
I'm not even a real person?

484
00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:47,580
I'm a fictional idiot?

485
00:19:47,616 --> 00:19:50,033
Well, "Radio" was based on a true story.

486
00:19:54,539 --> 00:19:56,089
I like this place.

487
00:19:56,124 --> 00:19:57,874
Food's delicious. Company's all right.

488
00:19:57,926 --> 00:19:59,709
I actually can't taste the food.

489
00:19:59,711 --> 00:20:01,878
- Why not?
- I don't taste anything when I'm out with you.

490
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,463
I don't see anything but you,

491
00:20:03,515 --> 00:20:05,214
don't hear anything
except your voice, don't...

492
00:20:05,216 --> 00:20:07,383
Look, you gotta stop
saying stuff like that.

493
00:20:07,385 --> 00:20:09,969
- Why?
- 'Cause at some point I'm gonna start to believe it.

494
00:20:10,021 --> 00:20:11,521
- And that's bad?
- Awful.

495
00:20:11,556 --> 00:20:13,022
The road to ruin.

496
00:20:15,277 --> 00:20:17,610
I've been exposed to HPV.

497
00:20:18,863 --> 00:20:21,147
It's a noncancerous strain.

498
00:20:21,199 --> 00:20:26,152
Um, I don't have symptoms,
but, um, I could still have it.

499
00:20:26,204 --> 00:20:28,154
And I've read everything
that I could about it,

500
00:20:28,206 --> 00:20:31,991
most of which is vague and confusing.

501
00:20:32,043 --> 00:20:33,910
But, you know, the bottom line is,

502
00:20:33,962 --> 00:20:36,579
even if we do use protection,

503
00:20:36,581 --> 00:20:38,965
there's a small chance
I could give it to you.

504
00:20:41,169 --> 00:20:43,002
I don't mean to presume.

505
00:20:43,054 --> 00:20:46,673
I mean, it seems like we're
headed towards being together.

506
00:20:46,725 --> 00:20:50,476
I hope so, anyways, so, you
know, I want you to know.

507
00:20:56,101 --> 00:20:57,767
I'm sorry.

508
00:21:00,772 --> 00:21:03,239
It was a stupid thing to bring up.

509
00:21:03,274 --> 00:21:04,907
Or too soon. Or something.

510
00:21:06,945 --> 00:21:09,746
That's what you call a
bell you can't un-ring.

511
00:21:09,781 --> 00:21:12,031
I'm... should I get the
check? I'm gonna get the check.

512
00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:13,449
I'm sorry that happened to you.

513
00:21:13,451 --> 00:21:15,451
- Yeah, me, too.
- You know what it makes you?

514
00:21:15,503 --> 00:21:18,037
An outcast. A stained person.

515
00:21:18,089 --> 00:21:20,423
Not the HPV.

516
00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:23,126
The HPV I really don't care for.

517
00:21:23,178 --> 00:21:25,962
That I admit.

518
00:21:26,014 --> 00:21:28,965
But the fact that you told me,

519
00:21:28,967 --> 00:21:30,216
you know what that makes you?

520
00:21:30,268 --> 00:21:31,884
A loser?

521
00:21:31,936 --> 00:21:34,437
It makes you a man I could love.

522
00:21:42,981 --> 00:21:44,781
Eat your dinner.

523
00:21:44,816 --> 00:21:47,617
Try to taste it.

524
00:21:47,652 --> 00:21:51,154
Who knows, maybe life is good.

525
00:21:59,497 --> 00:22:01,164
I'm over here thinking,

526
00:22:01,216 --> 00:22:03,166
and I want you guys to
ponder it a little bit.

527
00:22:03,218 --> 00:22:04,884
Has nothing to do with the game,

528
00:22:04,919 --> 00:22:06,502
but, now, y'all know those big trees,

529
00:22:06,504 --> 00:22:10,139
like, those redwood
trees, those giant trees?

530
00:22:10,175 --> 00:22:12,308
How could they not have consciousness?

531
00:22:16,014 --> 00:22:17,346
Thanks a lot, LeBron.

532
00:22:17,348 --> 00:22:19,482
I got, like, 12 fireplaces in this place.

533
00:22:19,517 --> 00:22:20,516
You gotta go green, Jimmy.

534
00:22:22,987 --> 00:22:24,854
Tom?

535
00:22:24,906 --> 00:22:26,773
I got 15 fireplaces.

536
00:22:29,744 --> 00:22:31,527
No, no, actually, uh, it's on you.

537
00:22:31,579 --> 00:22:33,780
Big pot to match if I'm wrong.

538
00:22:33,832 --> 00:22:36,032
- You're never wrong.
- It's true.

539
00:22:36,034 --> 00:22:37,116
Guts.

540
00:22:38,336 --> 00:22:39,502
I knew it.

541
00:22:39,537 --> 00:22:40,870
I knew it.

542
00:22:40,872 --> 00:22:43,172
Chen?

543
00:22:43,208 --> 00:22:44,507
No guts, no glory.

544
00:22:44,542 --> 00:22:46,876
Ah, I got bupkis, for fuck's sake.

545
00:22:46,928 --> 00:22:48,544
- He's overusing that.
- I know.

546
00:22:48,546 --> 00:22:51,180
Best player in the world?

547
00:22:51,216 --> 00:22:53,966
Oh, I got a good hand.

548
00:22:54,018 --> 00:22:57,437
What do you have over there?

549
00:22:57,472 --> 00:23:00,223
This is a big pot right here.

550
00:23:00,275 --> 00:23:02,942
That's why the cards got backs on 'em, huh?

551
00:23:07,982 --> 00:23:10,199
I got guts. I'm gonna call.

552
00:23:10,235 --> 00:23:11,400
Look, I'm gonna stay.

553
00:23:11,453 --> 00:23:13,703
Reminds me of another number 23

554
00:23:13,738 --> 00:23:15,571
who once sat at this table.

555
00:23:15,573 --> 00:23:17,790
I got Hornets floor seats for life.

556
00:23:19,744 --> 00:23:20,710
Jimmy?

557
00:23:20,745 --> 00:23:24,997
Ah, fuck it. I'm folding.

558
00:23:25,049 --> 00:23:27,333
It's on you, big man.

559
00:23:35,977 --> 00:23:40,263
Come on. It's only a
fifth of a million dollars.

560
00:23:40,265 --> 00:23:43,266
- I got a chance.
- I think we all can see that you do.

561
00:23:43,318 --> 00:23:46,185
Maybe, or maybe you see
what I want you to see.

562
00:23:46,237 --> 00:23:47,937
Oh!

563
00:23:47,989 --> 00:23:49,739
He's good, this guy.

564
00:23:49,774 --> 00:23:52,074
I love this game. Can I just
say that I love this game?

565
00:23:52,110 --> 00:23:53,743
I will pay you to stop saying it.

566
00:23:53,778 --> 00:23:55,278
Yeah, the pachinko
machines are down the hall.

567
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:56,445
Japanese, for fuck's sake.

568
00:23:56,447 --> 00:23:59,198
Reg, destiny's calling.

569
00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:01,450
And common sense is trying
not to answer the phone.

570
00:24:03,338 --> 00:24:04,754
Guts.

571
00:24:06,508 --> 00:24:08,124
Oh, man. Three in.

572
00:24:08,176 --> 00:24:09,926
Tom.

573
00:24:11,346 --> 00:24:12,795
Pair of kings.

574
00:24:12,847 --> 00:24:14,797
Oh, that's a great hand.

575
00:24:14,849 --> 00:24:18,301
But I got you. I got a
queen high to the flush.

576
00:24:20,638 --> 00:24:22,305
Ah, no, no, no.

577
00:24:27,645 --> 00:24:29,061
Ace high to the flush.

578
00:24:32,984 --> 00:24:35,117
Man!

579
00:24:35,153 --> 00:24:37,987
Feels like you just took the greatest
shit of your life. Am I right?

580
00:24:37,989 --> 00:24:39,655
Yeah.

581
00:24:39,707 --> 00:24:42,124
Man, now you got... huh... you
got Werner's underpants now,

582
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,743
and that... that never happens.

583
00:24:44,879 --> 00:24:46,162
Yeah, check the label.

584
00:24:46,164 --> 00:24:47,914
If it says "Flaherty," I want 'em back.

585
00:24:47,966 --> 00:24:49,582
Way to go, Reg. That was a great call.

586
00:24:49,634 --> 00:24:51,167
- Man.
- Way to go.

587
00:24:51,169 --> 00:24:53,169
Thank you. That's me? That's me?

588
00:24:53,171 --> 00:24:54,503
- Get that.
- Okay.

589
00:24:54,556 --> 00:24:56,088
Congrats.

590
00:24:56,140 --> 00:24:58,341
- Thank you.
- Not bad, my man.

591
00:24:58,393 --> 00:25:00,927
- Not bad.
- Thank you.

592
00:25:00,979 --> 00:25:02,812
- Yeah.
- Good night, rich bluffers.

593
00:25:02,847 --> 00:25:04,313
Hey, fuck you, Jimmy.

594
00:25:04,349 --> 00:25:07,016
Next time. Next time.

595
00:25:24,586 --> 00:25:25,868
Don't worry, sir.

596
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,753
Oh...

597
00:25:27,789 --> 00:25:29,455
I'll hit it again.

598
00:25:30,959 --> 00:25:32,375
Thank you.

599
00:25:32,427 --> 00:25:34,877
And can we keep this between us?

600
00:25:34,879 --> 00:25:37,263
You have any idea how many people
have thrown up in this driveway?

601
00:25:55,733 --> 00:25:57,733
Shit.

602
00:26:00,705 --> 00:26:03,239
I'm not having a baby.

603
00:26:03,241 --> 00:26:06,242
I don't want to bring a
moron child into this world.

604
00:26:06,294 --> 00:26:07,910
I won't know what to do, Reggie.

605
00:26:07,912 --> 00:26:10,212
I'll try to breast-feed him with my ass.

606
00:26:10,248 --> 00:26:12,381
I think the baby would know
the difference in smell.

607
00:26:12,417 --> 00:26:14,250
Mine won't.

608
00:26:14,252 --> 00:26:16,085
Baby, you're the smartest person I know.

609
00:26:16,137 --> 00:26:18,254
You need to meet more people.

610
00:26:18,306 --> 00:26:20,473
You know the difference
between your life and Jupiter's?

611
00:26:20,508 --> 00:26:23,592
You got time to think. You
don't need no Wonderlic.

612
00:26:23,594 --> 00:26:25,761
Oh, fuck me, Reggie.

613
00:26:25,763 --> 00:26:28,764
Ah! Fuck me like a janitor!

614
00:26:30,151 --> 00:26:32,101
Make me clean the floor!

615
00:26:32,153 --> 00:26:35,905
Ah! Fuck my retarded brains out!

616
00:26:38,776 --> 00:26:39,981
Babe, you can't say "retarded."
That's like, it's not cool.

617
00:26:40,778 --> 00:26:43,446
- It's not cool.
- You really mad right now?

618
00:26:43,448 --> 00:26:45,247
No, I'm just saying, I'm now
thinking about this kid...

619
00:26:45,283 --> 00:26:46,749
Reggie, fuck me! Shut up.

620
00:26:46,784 --> 00:26:48,951
Give me a minute. I'm gonna get it back.

621
00:26:48,953 --> 00:26:50,536
Now I'm thinking about this fucking
kid I went to school with, named Joseph

622
00:26:50,588 --> 00:26:52,538
- Jesus. Give me a second.
- Oh, God.

623
00:26:52,590 --> 00:26:56,208
Why would you say "retarded"? God damn it.

624
00:26:56,260 --> 00:26:58,094
Okay, all right. Here we go. I'm back.

625
00:26:58,129 --> 00:27:00,046
Oh, fuck my brains out!

626
00:27:00,098 --> 00:27:01,530
That shouldn't take long.

627
00:27:01,566 --> 00:27:06,566
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