1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:03,639 --> 00:00:05,440 I'm going back to sleep. 3 00:00:05,442 --> 00:00:07,209 You haven't even done the dishes. 4 00:00:08,811 --> 00:00:10,045 That one's done. 5 00:00:12,115 --> 00:00:14,282 Okay, looks like I'm going out for breakfast. 6 00:00:14,284 --> 00:00:14,899 Who's with me? 7 00:00:14,930 --> 00:00:17,185 I thought you had an early audition. 8 00:00:17,187 --> 00:00:18,520 Ah! That was yesterday. 9 00:00:18,522 --> 00:00:22,057 For the role of a pathetic, struggling actress who can't catch a break. 10 00:00:22,059 --> 00:00:24,092 That sounds supes perfect for you! 11 00:00:25,061 --> 00:00:29,131 Hmm. You would think, but the director said I was "too real" 12 00:00:29,133 --> 00:00:30,966 and it made him "too sad." 13 00:00:31,968 --> 00:00:33,135 Hey, guys! 14 00:00:34,405 --> 00:00:35,504 Come here! 15 00:00:35,506 --> 00:00:37,906 Aw, I missed you. 16 00:00:39,043 --> 00:00:41,343 So sorry! So sorry! So sorry! 17 00:00:41,345 --> 00:00:45,547 Bonnie, not now, I'm home with my kids. 18 00:00:45,549 --> 00:00:49,718 No, you're meeting the Tokyo investors in Chicago. 19 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:52,654 Okay, sayonara. 20 00:00:52,656 --> 00:00:55,657 It's Japanese, Bonnie. Get a translation app. 21 00:00:55,659 --> 00:00:56,925 All right, I brought presents! 22 00:00:58,328 --> 00:01:03,532 A country music CD for Emma, a glitter gun for Zuri, 23 00:01:03,534 --> 00:01:08,303 a model crocodile for Luke, and a basketball for Ravi! 24 00:01:09,705 --> 00:01:12,340 Guys, what do you say? 25 00:01:12,342 --> 00:01:13,508 Just what I wanted! Yay! 26 00:01:13,510 --> 00:01:15,911 You really should not have. Not re-gifting this! 27 00:01:15,913 --> 00:01:16,978 Yes! 28 00:02:15,439 --> 00:02:17,139 Mom! 29 00:02:17,141 --> 00:02:19,307 How did you get the new Tournament of Scepters book? 30 00:02:19,309 --> 00:02:20,742 Oh, it's an advance copy. 31 00:02:20,744 --> 00:02:23,979 Your dad and I are producing a movie of the first book! 32 00:02:23,981 --> 00:02:27,282 Wait! You are producing Tournament of Scepters? 33 00:02:27,284 --> 00:02:30,952 Have you met the novelist, Mr. Robert R.J. Roberts? 34 00:02:30,954 --> 00:02:32,454 Yeah, of course. 35 00:02:32,456 --> 00:02:34,789 He's directing it! He even signed the book. 36 00:02:35,859 --> 00:02:37,492 Oh, my gosh! 37 00:02:37,494 --> 00:02:39,427 He signed it in Cumykian blood! 38 00:02:41,431 --> 00:02:43,999 I must read this cover to cover at once! 39 00:02:44,001 --> 00:02:45,600 Give me that! Me first! 40 00:02:45,602 --> 00:02:46,668 You, guys! 41 00:02:47,503 --> 00:02:49,371 I have another copy. 42 00:02:49,373 --> 00:02:52,040 I mean, I don't think he signed it, but he may have sneezed on it. 43 00:02:52,042 --> 00:02:54,509 Dibs! 44 00:02:54,511 --> 00:02:58,313 Are you guys geeking out about that "Nerdfest of Scepters" garbage again? 45 00:02:58,315 --> 00:02:59,648 It involves reading. 46 00:02:59,650 --> 00:03:02,350 Therefore, you would not understand. 47 00:03:02,352 --> 00:03:06,221 I understand that every fan of those books is gonna die alone. 48 00:03:06,223 --> 00:03:07,956 And get eaten by their cats. 49 00:03:08,457 --> 00:03:09,925 Or a lizard. 50 00:03:13,029 --> 00:03:16,231 So, are you sure your science teacher's okay with you doing the same project 51 00:03:16,233 --> 00:03:18,300 for the science fair that Emma did four years ago? 52 00:03:18,302 --> 00:03:21,036 Yep, he's not big on changing things up. 53 00:03:21,038 --> 00:03:23,371 He's had the same haircut since 1985. 54 00:03:24,908 --> 00:03:27,309 Jessie, I can help Zuri with this. 55 00:03:27,311 --> 00:03:28,877 Why don't you take a break? 56 00:03:28,879 --> 00:03:30,345 Okay. Yeah, sure. 57 00:03:30,347 --> 00:03:32,714 Oof, what to do with the free time? 58 00:03:32,716 --> 00:03:35,250 Oh, I could call my agent, see if his phone still works. 59 00:03:37,053 --> 00:03:39,254 Mom, this is so cool! 60 00:03:39,256 --> 00:03:40,889 Are you sure you have time to help? 61 00:03:40,891 --> 00:03:43,525 Of course I do, sweetie. I'm all yours. 62 00:03:43,527 --> 00:03:47,896 So, my plan is to make each ball a planet in the solar system. 63 00:03:47,898 --> 00:03:51,266 That's interesting, but I'm thinking bigger. 64 00:03:51,268 --> 00:03:53,335 One word. Lasers! 65 00:03:53,337 --> 00:03:55,770 And we get people to play the planets, and we'll set them up... 66 00:03:55,772 --> 00:03:57,205 Mom, mom! 67 00:03:57,207 --> 00:03:59,941 I don't want you to pay people to be in my project. 68 00:03:59,943 --> 00:04:02,577 Oh, honey, we don't pay them. 69 00:04:02,579 --> 00:04:03,912 They're interns. 70 00:04:05,581 --> 00:04:08,416 If you don't mind, Mom, I think I'm just gonna have Jessie help me. 71 00:04:09,385 --> 00:04:11,386 Oh, sure, sweetie. 72 00:04:11,388 --> 00:04:13,421 Whatever you want. 73 00:04:13,423 --> 00:04:16,424 It's just that you're a visionary CEO, 74 00:04:16,426 --> 00:04:18,927 and this has to look like a fifth grader did it, 75 00:04:18,929 --> 00:04:21,429 which is kinda what Jessie's good at. 76 00:04:21,431 --> 00:04:23,465 No offense. None taken. 77 00:04:23,467 --> 00:04:25,634 When I first got here, I was crafting at a kindergarten level. 78 00:04:25,636 --> 00:04:27,902 I once glued my finger to my eye. 79 00:04:27,904 --> 00:04:29,104 Ow! Oh... 80 00:04:33,075 --> 00:04:35,310 So, Christina wants quality time with the kids, 81 00:04:35,312 --> 00:04:37,379 but they keep coming to me for everything. 82 00:04:37,381 --> 00:04:38,580 It's so awkward. 83 00:04:38,582 --> 00:04:40,382 You think you've got work troubles? 84 00:04:40,384 --> 00:04:42,717 Chesterfield's got a new plan for the lobby. 85 00:04:42,719 --> 00:04:45,387 It's the two most terrifying words in the English language... 86 00:04:45,389 --> 00:04:47,022 "Reusable diapers?" 87 00:04:48,157 --> 00:04:50,659 No. "Automatic doors." 88 00:04:51,460 --> 00:04:52,389 Beats revolving doors. 89 00:04:52,420 --> 00:04:55,597 At Christmas time, those things are spinning glass coffins. 90 00:04:57,134 --> 00:04:59,067 Jessie, I need your help! 91 00:04:59,069 --> 00:05:01,303 Mom is making me a grilled cheese! 92 00:05:01,305 --> 00:05:02,437 What's wrong with that? 93 00:05:02,439 --> 00:05:05,006 She's using cheddar! 94 00:05:05,008 --> 00:05:09,344 What? But you've hated cheddar ever since the Quesadilla Catastrophe of 2012. 95 00:05:10,479 --> 00:05:13,248 I know! That's when I switched to Swiss. 96 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:14,849 I need those holes! 97 00:05:19,523 --> 00:05:21,356 Bertram? Huh! Huh! 98 00:05:21,358 --> 00:05:24,159 Napping... I mean, mopping, madam. 99 00:05:24,161 --> 00:05:26,461 I need to talk to you about the kids. 100 00:05:26,463 --> 00:05:28,463 Oh, the children! 101 00:05:28,465 --> 00:05:31,633 I take such delight in their daily antics. 102 00:05:31,635 --> 00:05:34,202 I especially love that little Roddy. 103 00:05:35,471 --> 00:05:36,805 You mean, Ravi? 104 00:05:36,807 --> 00:05:38,606 Of course. 105 00:05:38,608 --> 00:05:40,108 I have nicknames for them. 106 00:05:41,544 --> 00:05:44,979 Well, I've been trying to bond with them, but it's hard. 107 00:05:44,981 --> 00:05:46,781 They spend so much time with Jessie. 108 00:05:46,783 --> 00:05:49,317 It's like they rely on her for everything. 109 00:05:49,319 --> 00:05:52,787 Well, the only time Jessie isn't around is when she gets an acting job. 110 00:05:52,789 --> 00:05:54,589 So, she's pretty much always around. 111 00:05:55,825 --> 00:05:57,525 Really? 112 00:05:57,527 --> 00:06:01,663 I can't believe Sylvan Skyslayer was eaten by the Wolf King of Cavernia! 113 00:06:01,665 --> 00:06:04,699 What? Sylvan Skyslayer is dead? 114 00:06:04,701 --> 00:06:07,135 Then who's gonna take his seat at the Fire Council? 115 00:06:07,570 --> 00:06:08,837 Wait. 116 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:10,472 You read the books? 117 00:06:10,474 --> 00:06:11,706 You read? 118 00:06:13,175 --> 00:06:17,379 Why would you judge us for being fans, when you were secretly a fan yourself? 119 00:06:17,381 --> 00:06:18,546 Isn't it obvious? 120 00:06:18,548 --> 00:06:22,417 I don't want people to think about me the way I think about you two. 121 00:06:23,854 --> 00:06:25,754 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 122 00:06:25,756 --> 00:06:29,357 Luke, are you still making fun of them for reading the Tournament of Scepters? 123 00:06:29,359 --> 00:06:31,493 It turns out he's a Tournamaniac too! 124 00:06:31,495 --> 00:06:33,895 Really? What a dork. 125 00:06:35,865 --> 00:06:40,034 Guess what? I just got Jessie a part in the Tournament of Scepters movie! 126 00:06:40,036 --> 00:06:41,269 What? 127 00:06:41,271 --> 00:06:43,171 Hey, how did you manage that? 128 00:06:43,173 --> 00:06:45,540 I just showed the director your acting reel. 129 00:06:45,542 --> 00:06:47,041 And he liked it? 130 00:06:47,043 --> 00:06:48,343 No. Oh... 131 00:06:49,578 --> 00:06:51,579 But I'm a producer, so I insisted. 132 00:06:51,581 --> 00:06:53,381 Works for me! 133 00:06:53,383 --> 00:06:54,682 The shoot is in L.A. 134 00:06:54,684 --> 00:06:57,018 And you leave tomorrow for two weeks. 135 00:06:57,020 --> 00:06:58,453 Have fun! 136 00:06:58,455 --> 00:07:01,523 And it goes without saying, this counts as your vacation. 137 00:07:02,725 --> 00:07:04,025 Yeah, I figured. 138 00:07:07,696 --> 00:07:10,565 Uh, hi, Jessie Prescott. 139 00:07:10,567 --> 00:07:12,600 So excited to meet you, Mr. Roberts! 140 00:07:12,602 --> 00:07:15,904 Why are you making eye contact with me? 141 00:07:15,906 --> 00:07:19,607 Uh, oh, because I just have one tiny question on the script. 142 00:07:19,609 --> 00:07:24,879 How do you pronounce these three pages? 143 00:07:24,881 --> 00:07:29,617 I can't believe you don't speak the language of the Bat Warriors! 144 00:07:29,619 --> 00:07:33,888 Have you even read the pronunciation index in book one? 145 00:07:33,890 --> 00:07:36,558 Uh, actually, since this job came up so fast, 146 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:38,560 I haven't read any of the books. 147 00:07:39,763 --> 00:07:41,763 Well, I wanted to read the first book on the plane, 148 00:07:41,765 --> 00:07:43,898 but it was too big to be a carry-on. 149 00:07:46,669 --> 00:07:50,505 Hey, why is Saturn the only planet with a ring? 150 00:07:50,507 --> 00:07:52,440 Mmm, I don't know. 151 00:07:52,442 --> 00:07:55,743 Maybe the other planets' boyfriends are afraid of commitment. 152 00:07:58,582 --> 00:08:01,015 Oh... 153 00:08:01,017 --> 00:08:03,685 What now, Bonnie? 154 00:08:03,687 --> 00:08:07,422 Oh, well, I guess we can say sayonara to that deal. 155 00:08:07,424 --> 00:08:09,424 What was that about? 156 00:08:09,426 --> 00:08:11,159 Uh, it's just... 157 00:08:11,161 --> 00:08:12,660 If I'm not in Chicago tonight, 158 00:08:12,662 --> 00:08:16,898 then the deal might fall through and I could lose one or two hundred... 159 00:08:17,633 --> 00:08:19,000 Million. 160 00:08:19,969 --> 00:08:22,937 Anyway, hand me Venus. 161 00:08:22,939 --> 00:08:26,374 Mom, if you have to go, you should go. 162 00:08:26,376 --> 00:08:30,445 After all, with $200 million you could buy me a real planet. 163 00:08:30,447 --> 00:08:32,514 Really? 164 00:08:32,516 --> 00:08:33,848 Really. 165 00:08:33,850 --> 00:08:36,684 Oh, thank you, sweetie. 166 00:08:36,686 --> 00:08:38,953 And I promise I'll be back in time to help. 167 00:08:38,955 --> 00:08:41,623 Now, finish your grilled cheese. 168 00:08:41,625 --> 00:08:43,191 I made it extra cheddar-y. 169 00:08:47,630 --> 00:08:48,897 Finished it! 170 00:08:48,899 --> 00:08:50,431 Mmm, yum... 171 00:08:54,703 --> 00:08:56,671 Emma, can I talk to you? 172 00:08:56,673 --> 00:08:58,139 Not now! 173 00:08:58,141 --> 00:08:59,574 Thanks a lot. 174 00:09:06,382 --> 00:09:09,817 We're recreating the betrayal of the nocturnal order at Fang Mountain. 175 00:09:09,819 --> 00:09:11,586 Okay. 176 00:09:11,588 --> 00:09:14,289 Remind me to laugh at this later. 177 00:09:15,658 --> 00:09:18,660 But right now I need your help with my solar system. 178 00:09:18,662 --> 00:09:20,361 Oh, I did that project three years ago. 179 00:09:20,363 --> 00:09:22,597 All I remember is that there are 15 planets. 180 00:09:22,599 --> 00:09:23,698 Eight. 181 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:24,866 So she was off by five. 182 00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:26,134 Seven. 183 00:09:27,903 --> 00:09:30,905 Okay, I definitely need Jessie. 184 00:09:30,907 --> 00:09:34,008 Mom is leaving on business, and I know she means well, 185 00:09:34,010 --> 00:09:36,544 but I also know she won't be back in time. 186 00:09:36,546 --> 00:09:41,115 Meanwhile, that lucky Jessie gets to be on the set of Tournament of Scepters. 187 00:09:41,117 --> 00:09:43,084 I know, I'm supes jelly! 188 00:09:44,386 --> 00:09:47,622 Hey, are you guys thinking what I'm thinking? 189 00:09:47,624 --> 00:09:49,524 Let's fly to L.A. 190 00:09:49,526 --> 00:09:50,658 Chili cook-off! 191 00:09:52,061 --> 00:09:54,495 I mean, fly to L.A. 192 00:09:57,066 --> 00:10:01,035 Bertram, while I'm in Chicago, could you please wash all the windows? 193 00:10:01,037 --> 00:10:02,403 Yes, madam. 194 00:10:02,405 --> 00:10:03,638 And make sure you do the outsides as well. 195 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,740 The window washers always leave streaks. 196 00:10:05,742 --> 00:10:06,982 Do you still have your harness? 197 00:10:08,544 --> 00:10:10,645 Yes, madam. And one more thing. 198 00:10:10,647 --> 00:10:12,747 I can't do this anymore! 199 00:10:12,749 --> 00:10:14,882 I've been living a lie! 200 00:10:14,884 --> 00:10:16,384 The truth is... 201 00:10:18,588 --> 00:10:19,787 I'm lazy! 202 00:10:22,258 --> 00:10:24,459 Ah! It feels so good to be me again! 203 00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:30,264 Ah! Oh! Cheddar! 204 00:10:30,266 --> 00:10:32,000 Mmm... 205 00:10:33,436 --> 00:10:35,136 Don't judge me. 206 00:10:36,605 --> 00:10:40,608 Bertram, do you think I don't know that you're lazy? 207 00:10:40,610 --> 00:10:44,912 In 10 years of working here, you've only gone through one sponge. 208 00:10:44,914 --> 00:10:50,018 I can't just toss Spongey away, Moppsy would get mopey. 209 00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:55,423 Bertram, we keep you around because the kids and I love you. 210 00:10:55,425 --> 00:10:56,858 Thank you, madam. 211 00:10:56,860 --> 00:10:59,494 Or should I say, Christy? 212 00:10:59,496 --> 00:11:01,796 Don't push it. Sorry. 213 00:11:01,798 --> 00:11:04,298 Now, before you go back into hibernation, 214 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:06,801 please tell the pilot that I'm on my way to the airport. 215 00:11:06,803 --> 00:11:10,538 Yeah, about that. The kids took the jet to L.A. about an hour ago. 216 00:11:10,540 --> 00:11:12,173 What? All by themselves? 217 00:11:12,175 --> 00:11:14,008 Why? 218 00:11:14,010 --> 00:11:16,811 I think they said something about Zuri needing Jessie's help on her project, 219 00:11:16,813 --> 00:11:18,713 but I'm not sure. 220 00:11:18,715 --> 00:11:22,950 If I paid attention to everything they said, I'd never get a nap in. 221 00:11:22,952 --> 00:11:26,954 But I promised Zuri that I'd be back to help her with that. 222 00:11:26,956 --> 00:11:27,755 Um... 223 00:11:29,525 --> 00:11:31,726 Permission to speak freely? 224 00:11:31,728 --> 00:11:34,028 Why not? You're already in your jammies. 225 00:11:35,898 --> 00:11:37,565 Well, it's just... 226 00:11:37,567 --> 00:11:40,368 It wouldn't be the first time you promised the kids you'd be there, 227 00:11:40,370 --> 00:11:41,703 and then you weren't. 228 00:11:42,738 --> 00:11:45,707 Okay, look, I know that I work a lot, 229 00:11:45,709 --> 00:11:47,875 but I want the kids to have everything they want. 230 00:11:47,877 --> 00:11:51,713 The penthouse, the jet, the ice-skating rink upstairs... 231 00:11:51,715 --> 00:11:54,949 Yeah. Thanks for that. Now I have to learn how to drive a Zamboni. 232 00:11:56,852 --> 00:12:01,689 Look, as much as the kids appreciate all those things, 233 00:12:01,691 --> 00:12:04,392 I think the thing they want most of all is their mother. 234 00:12:05,761 --> 00:12:09,030 Well, maybe you're right. 235 00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:11,999 Bertram, why didn't you tell me the kids were gone sooner? 236 00:12:12,001 --> 00:12:14,402 I was going to, but then I fell asleep in a closet. 237 00:12:17,847 --> 00:12:20,608 I really hope he yells action before all the blood rushes to our heads 238 00:12:20,610 --> 00:12:22,643 and we pass out, am I right, Lenny? 239 00:12:23,345 --> 00:12:24,612 Lenny? 240 00:12:26,014 --> 00:12:26,881 Action! 241 00:12:26,883 --> 00:12:29,417 Today, we bring their empire down! 242 00:12:31,354 --> 00:12:32,520 Cut! 243 00:12:34,390 --> 00:12:37,291 Whoa, Jessie's dressed as a Bat Warrior! 244 00:12:37,293 --> 00:12:39,861 I had a dream just like this! 245 00:12:40,896 --> 00:12:43,064 Creep on your own time. 246 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:45,299 We can't go in there, it's a closed set. 247 00:12:46,568 --> 00:12:51,939 If we wish to see anything, we need to find a place with a better view. 248 00:12:51,941 --> 00:12:53,541 How about up there? 249 00:12:55,477 --> 00:12:59,147 I was thinking more like standing on your shoulders, but that would work. 250 00:13:01,216 --> 00:13:03,651 That was a challenging hike. 251 00:13:03,653 --> 00:13:07,488 I've developed three unique rashes from the poisonous vegetation. 252 00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:10,658 And that curly fence bit me! 253 00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:12,326 Oh, that was razor wire. 254 00:13:14,096 --> 00:13:15,797 Awesome! 255 00:13:16,932 --> 00:13:20,968 I can't believe we're about to witness the Battle of Fang Mountain! 256 00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:25,072 Um, uh, Luke, may I borrow your field glasses for a moment? 257 00:13:25,074 --> 00:13:27,608 No. I'm scoping a cute Machete Maiden. 258 00:13:27,610 --> 00:13:30,978 Um, I did not climb this cursed consonant for nothing! 259 00:13:30,980 --> 00:13:32,246 Give me those! 260 00:13:32,248 --> 00:13:33,347 Whoa! Hey! 261 00:13:33,349 --> 00:13:34,649 Give that back! No! 262 00:13:36,286 --> 00:13:38,319 Oh, my God! 263 00:13:40,622 --> 00:13:42,924 On the bright side, if we tumble down the jagged mountain, 264 00:13:42,926 --> 00:13:46,194 we might get to meet Robert R.J. Roberts. 265 00:13:46,196 --> 00:13:50,731 Yes. Maybe he can tell us how the final book will end before we bleed out. 266 00:13:56,271 --> 00:13:58,105 Help! 267 00:13:58,107 --> 00:14:00,308 See you at the wrap party, Lenny. 268 00:14:00,310 --> 00:14:04,545 Miss Prescott, I did not abstain from sunlight, 269 00:14:04,547 --> 00:14:08,382 and shield myself from all human touch for five years 270 00:14:08,384 --> 00:14:11,319 writing this book, just so you could pronounce 271 00:14:11,321 --> 00:14:15,356 "Cumykian" as if it had no umlauts whatsoever! 276 00:14:28,137 --> 00:14:30,304 They must be in trouble. I need to find them! 278 00:14:35,144 --> 00:14:37,912 Look, sir, this job means everything to me. 282 00:14:49,858 --> 00:14:53,094 Then I guess I'm fired. 283 00:14:53,096 --> 00:14:54,996 Jessie, where are my children? 289 00:15:07,610 --> 00:15:09,110 Someone help them! 290 00:15:09,112 --> 00:15:12,046 I've got it! A blue dragon swoops in, 295 00:15:23,358 --> 00:15:25,593 Jessie's going to save us! 296 00:15:28,263 --> 00:15:31,032 Or she's really mad at us for interrupting her scene. 297 00:15:34,202 --> 00:15:35,269 I got it. 298 00:15:38,707 --> 00:15:39,774 Hurry! 299 00:15:41,710 --> 00:15:44,445 Um, does this sort of thing happen a lot when I'm not around? 300 00:15:44,447 --> 00:15:45,947 Oh, hardly at all. 301 00:15:45,949 --> 00:15:47,615 Maybe once, twice a week. 302 00:15:54,423 --> 00:15:56,290 Jessie, thank the gods! 303 00:15:57,759 --> 00:15:59,994 You're all gonna be okay. Nobody move. 304 00:16:02,966 --> 00:16:04,632 Scratch that, we have to move fast! 305 00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:07,101 What do we do? 306 00:16:07,103 --> 00:16:09,170 I don't want to die! 307 00:16:10,605 --> 00:16:12,306 Nobody's gonna die. 308 00:16:12,308 --> 00:16:15,242 We're all just going to take a fun ride down this zip line. 309 00:16:15,244 --> 00:16:18,079 Now, you need something to hold onto so you don't burn your hands. 310 00:16:18,081 --> 00:16:19,981 Everyone take off your socks. 311 00:16:19,983 --> 00:16:21,816 Not you, Luke. 312 00:16:21,818 --> 00:16:24,818 Yeah, if he takes his socks off, we'll all be dead before we hit the ground. 313 00:16:25,287 --> 00:16:26,721 Okay, Zuri, you're first. 314 00:16:27,456 --> 00:16:29,590 Come here. Got you. 315 00:16:31,026 --> 00:16:33,694 Jessie, I'm really scared. 316 00:16:33,696 --> 00:16:37,431 You're okay. Just close your eyes, and pretend you're holding onto Blake Shelton. 317 00:16:37,433 --> 00:16:38,599 Okay? 318 00:16:40,435 --> 00:16:43,037 I've got you, Blake! 319 00:16:43,039 --> 00:16:46,073 Too fast, too fast, too fast. Much too fast! 320 00:16:47,609 --> 00:16:50,111 Oh! My babies are safe! 321 00:16:59,121 --> 00:17:03,024 Jessie, how can I ever thank you? 322 00:17:03,026 --> 00:17:05,059 Make this a paid vacation? 323 00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:12,468 Congratulations, guys. You broke Hollywood. 324 00:17:14,071 --> 00:17:16,906 Miss Prescott, that was breathtaking! 325 00:17:16,908 --> 00:17:19,709 You are exactly what I'm looking for. 326 00:17:19,711 --> 00:17:21,611 Maternal, yet fierce. 327 00:17:21,613 --> 00:17:24,147 An earth mother who can also kick butt. 328 00:17:24,149 --> 00:17:25,782 Okay. 329 00:17:25,784 --> 00:17:28,051 Men in Los Angeles have oddly specific taste in women. 330 00:17:29,053 --> 00:17:36,225 No, I mean I'm about to shoot a new TV show out here about a nanny by day, 331 00:17:36,227 --> 00:17:37,927 superhero by night. 332 00:17:37,929 --> 00:17:43,166 And I'm plucking you from obscurity to play the starring role! 333 00:17:43,168 --> 00:17:44,834 What? 334 00:17:44,836 --> 00:17:46,169 Are you serious? 335 00:17:46,171 --> 00:17:49,272 Does a Wolf Walker hallucinate when it rains? 336 00:17:49,274 --> 00:17:50,406 I... 337 00:17:50,408 --> 00:17:51,808 Yes. Oh, yeah! 338 00:17:53,310 --> 00:17:55,011 I can't believe this is happening! 339 00:17:55,013 --> 00:17:57,213 Jessie, we're so happy for you! 340 00:17:59,016 --> 00:18:00,984 Wait. 341 00:18:00,986 --> 00:18:03,319 But that means I wouldn't be able to be your nanny anymore. 342 00:18:05,089 --> 00:18:08,791 We know, and we'll really miss you. 343 00:18:08,793 --> 00:18:10,927 But this is your dream. 344 00:18:10,929 --> 00:18:15,198 And we don't want to get in the way of it coming true. 345 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,833 After everything you have done for us, 346 00:18:16,835 --> 00:18:19,068 this is our chance to do something for you. 347 00:18:21,271 --> 00:18:22,872 Christina? 348 00:18:22,874 --> 00:18:25,208 I've been doing a lot of thinking. 349 00:18:26,377 --> 00:18:29,278 And I really want to be there for you guys. 350 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:33,216 So, from now on, I'm going to be a stay-at-home mom. 351 00:18:33,218 --> 00:18:35,051 You are? Really? 352 00:18:35,053 --> 00:18:37,620 Yeah. I'll be there every morning when you wake up, 353 00:18:37,622 --> 00:18:40,023 and every afternoon after school. 354 00:18:40,025 --> 00:18:42,025 Or, in Luke's case, detention. 355 00:18:42,027 --> 00:18:43,359 I'm a real handful. 356 00:18:45,329 --> 00:18:47,930 Don't worry, Jessie. We'll be okay. 357 00:18:50,134 --> 00:18:52,368 I love you guys so much. 358 00:18:52,370 --> 00:18:54,871 Okay, I'll do it. 359 00:18:54,873 --> 00:18:56,139 "Ollywood," here I come! 360 00:18:57,307 --> 00:19:02,145 Uh, Mr. Robert R.J. Roberts, sir, since we are here, 361 00:19:02,147 --> 00:19:05,314 will you please tell us how the final book will end? 362 00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:08,151 Forgive me, my devoted disciples, 363 00:19:08,153 --> 00:19:11,687 but that would be a betrayal not only of my other fans, 364 00:19:11,689 --> 00:19:13,623 but of literature itself. 365 00:19:15,192 --> 00:19:16,926 We're cool with that. 366 00:19:16,928 --> 00:19:18,394 Here's what should happen... 367 00:19:18,396 --> 00:19:22,031 Moira Machete defeats the Walkers and claims the scepter! 368 00:19:22,033 --> 00:19:24,033 Then again, I'm a huge Machete-head. 369 00:19:24,035 --> 00:19:25,535 No! 370 00:19:25,537 --> 00:19:29,906 Sylvan should rise from the dead, mate with the Empress of the Wolf Walkers, 371 00:19:29,908 --> 00:19:33,042 and father a new race of Sky-wolves. 372 00:19:33,044 --> 00:19:35,578 Their mutant offspring would be invincible! 373 00:19:36,948 --> 00:19:39,282 Wow, this stuff sounds great! 374 00:19:39,284 --> 00:19:42,118 I was just going to say it was all a dream. 375 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:46,189 Uh, hey, while you're taking requests, can I make one? 376 00:19:46,191 --> 00:19:50,059 Could your new nanny show be called "Jessie?" 377 00:19:50,061 --> 00:19:51,828 Not a chance. Worth a shot. 378 00:19:56,066 --> 00:19:58,067 Zuri, the science fair was three days ago. 379 00:19:58,069 --> 00:19:59,235 You can put that down now. 380 00:19:59,237 --> 00:20:00,369 I don't want to. 381 00:20:00,371 --> 00:20:04,373 It smells like victory. 382 00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:07,043 I am so proud of you, sweetheart. 383 00:20:07,045 --> 00:20:09,145 I couldn't have done it without you, Mom. 384 00:20:09,147 --> 00:20:12,281 You know, I have to admit, doing something with my own two hands 385 00:20:12,283 --> 00:20:13,716 was kind of thrilling. 386 00:20:13,718 --> 00:20:15,151 I think I have a callus! 387 00:20:17,087 --> 00:20:20,089 Uh, Bertram? Any chance you could help me take this to the limo? 388 00:20:20,091 --> 00:20:21,924 Oh, I would love to, but... 389 00:20:21,926 --> 00:20:23,993 It's so far. 390 00:20:32,169 --> 00:20:34,737 This has been the most amazing four years of my life. 391 00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:40,209 Christina, thank you so much for taking a chance on me. 392 00:20:42,312 --> 00:20:44,313 I'm really going to miss your kids. 393 00:20:44,315 --> 00:20:45,248 Our kids. 394 00:20:52,789 --> 00:20:55,324 Bertram Winkle. 395 00:20:55,326 --> 00:20:59,529 You may not be the best butler, but you are the best friend I've ever had. 396 00:21:00,097 --> 00:21:01,330 Ditto. 397 00:21:01,332 --> 00:21:02,932 We made a pretty good team. 398 00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:05,334 The best. 399 00:21:07,504 --> 00:21:13,042 When you get famous enough to need a butler, and you will, give me a call. 400 00:21:13,044 --> 00:21:16,479 I will. And I will have a couch ready for you to nap on, 401 00:21:16,481 --> 00:21:18,447 pre-stocked with plenty of cheese sandwiches. 402 00:21:22,019 --> 00:21:25,054 Zuri, thanks for taking me in off the street. 403 00:21:26,957 --> 00:21:29,625 I can't believe you've grown from that adorable little girl 404 00:21:29,627 --> 00:21:31,827 into such a confident, amazing young woman. 405 00:21:31,829 --> 00:21:33,329 I can. 406 00:21:33,331 --> 00:21:35,398 After all, I had a great role model. 407 00:21:47,244 --> 00:21:51,847 Luke, somehow when I wasn't looking, you grew up, and you are incredible. 408 00:21:51,849 --> 00:21:54,383 Now, still gonna work hard at school, 409 00:21:54,385 --> 00:21:56,385 even when I'm not here to bug you every day? 410 00:21:56,387 --> 00:21:58,321 Of course, Jessie. 411 00:21:58,822 --> 00:22:00,156 Don't worry. 412 00:22:00,158 --> 00:22:01,991 I'll make you proud. 413 00:22:01,993 --> 00:22:03,459 I know you will. 414 00:22:07,364 --> 00:22:09,232 I'll never wash this face again! 415 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,134 Like you ever have. 416 00:22:14,338 --> 00:22:16,372 Now, Ravi, you have to promise me something, too. 417 00:22:16,374 --> 00:22:18,040 I know, I know. 418 00:22:18,042 --> 00:22:21,444 I vow to find some friends and develop a modicum of athletic prowess. 419 00:22:23,347 --> 00:22:28,751 No, actually, I was going to say that you are the kindest, 420 00:22:28,753 --> 00:22:32,755 smartest, most unique person I've ever met. 421 00:22:32,757 --> 00:22:35,291 You have to promise me you're not going to change for anyone. 422 00:22:35,293 --> 00:22:36,525 I promise. 423 00:22:40,063 --> 00:22:42,465 Oh, um, Mrs. Kipling has something for you. 424 00:22:42,467 --> 00:22:43,699 Oh. 425 00:22:45,769 --> 00:22:47,270 Thank you, Mrs. Kipling. 426 00:22:48,406 --> 00:22:50,306 And thank you for not eating me. 427 00:22:56,213 --> 00:22:57,513 Emma, are you okay? 428 00:22:58,749 --> 00:23:01,717 It's just that you'll be so far away. 429 00:23:02,953 --> 00:23:04,687 I'm afraid you'll forget about us. 430 00:23:05,555 --> 00:23:07,156 Hey. 431 00:23:07,158 --> 00:23:09,759 Remember what I told you during your science project? 432 00:23:09,761 --> 00:23:12,395 About how family members are like planets? 433 00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:16,832 You said, "Even when they're far apart, 434 00:23:16,834 --> 00:23:18,901 "the force of love keeps them together. 435 00:23:19,770 --> 00:23:21,337 "No matter what." 436 00:23:22,272 --> 00:23:23,472 Right. 437 00:23:23,474 --> 00:23:27,710 It stretches over any distance, and it's too strong to be broken. 438 00:23:29,112 --> 00:23:31,013 And I will never forget you. 439 00:23:36,820 --> 00:23:37,887 Come here. 440 00:23:43,593 --> 00:23:45,328 Jessie? 441 00:23:45,330 --> 00:23:46,562 I think it's time. 442 00:24:04,515 --> 00:24:06,115 Hey, Jessie... 443 00:24:06,117 --> 00:24:08,351 Any advice for me before you go? 444 00:24:11,455 --> 00:24:13,989 Just enjoy it. 445 00:24:13,991 --> 00:24:15,725 It feels like a party every day. 446 00:24:40,984 --> 00:24:42,051 Hi, Jessie! 447 00:24:42,652 --> 00:24:44,019 Tony? 448 00:24:44,021 --> 00:24:46,021 What are you doing here? 449 00:24:46,023 --> 00:24:47,656 I work here. 450 00:24:47,658 --> 00:24:49,191 I had to drop out of the Fire Academy. 451 00:24:49,193 --> 00:24:51,360 Turns out, I'm allergic to smoke. 452 00:24:51,362 --> 00:24:52,595 Isn't everybody? 453 00:24:52,597 --> 00:24:56,365 Yeah, but I actually puked on the Dalmatian. 454 00:24:56,367 --> 00:25:00,536 Anywho, I heard they had a lot of big doors in L.A., so here I am. 455 00:25:00,538 --> 00:25:02,338 I'm so glad! 456 00:25:02,672 --> 00:25:07,843 Well, good luck on the first day of the rest of your life, you big star! 457 00:25:07,845 --> 00:25:09,445 Thanks, Tony. 458 00:25:11,548 --> 00:25:13,082 Jessie! 459 00:25:13,084 --> 00:25:15,017 Surprise! We came to wish you luck! 460 00:25:15,019 --> 00:25:16,919 Although, if you miss me, I can stay! 461 00:25:18,221 --> 00:25:19,955 How do you stop this thing? 462 00:25:19,957 --> 00:25:21,624 That is the accelerator! 463 00:25:26,863 --> 00:25:28,364 Oh, my gosh! Jessie! 464 00:25:28,366 --> 00:25:29,432 Are you okay? 465 00:25:34,471 --> 00:25:37,640 You're supposed to tell me to break a leg, not actually do it. 466 00:25:39,309 --> 00:25:40,643 A little help? 467 00:25:40,645 --> 00:25:41,644 Always.