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Got a date with Allison.
I'm finding out what I can about her.
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Let it flow tonight.
Be you.
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She gonna find out
who you are eventually,
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and she'll either like it or she won't.
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You're exactly the kind of person
I should date,
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because I would try to date you
even if I was still in Dorchester
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with nothing to my name
except my name.
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You can say that,
but you can't know that.
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I represent Cam Calloway,
and he may be a pro basketball player,
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but we want him to be more
than just a basketball player.
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- Reggie Vaughn?
- Yes.
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Allow me to introduce myself.
Deshauwn May.
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- You should be my manager.
- You got a manager.
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I got a problem and you know it.
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- Do you wanna manage Jupiter?
- I wanna do right by Cam.
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I'm already working
Ira, Coke, Bao.
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This'll just be another thing
that I'm working.
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Money doesn't make you somebody.
Being somebody makes you somebody.
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God has done you,
Cam, and me pretty good.
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What we do with the rest
is up to us.
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Reg, destiny's callin'.
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- This is Reggie.
- Clayton Beckwith here.
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- I'm so sorry to wake you.
- Clayton?
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Who? What? Where?
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Jupiter Blackmon was, uh,
picked up for shoplifting.
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- Shoplifting what?
- Marshmallows.
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Oh, for fuck sake.
Why?
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Well, apparently, he had
a hankering for some s'mores.
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He's accused of
attempting to procure them
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without providing the grocer
with sufficient legal tender.
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- Did he have any drugs on him?
- No.
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Thankfully his drugs
were already inside of him.
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But he hasn't taken a piss test yet,
and, uh, nobody knows anything.
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Okay, text me where you are.
I'm on my way.
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Don't let him piss in anything
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unless you're with him
and you can see it flush.
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Oh, I shall handle his dick
as if it were my own.
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Don't take that the wrong way.
I'm a happily married man.
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Ripped By mstoll
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- So do lady cops get high?
- Jupiter, I'm a big fan,
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but there are 14 cameras
watching us right now.
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That don't answer my question.
Do cops get high?
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And that was the moment
he stopped hitting on the sergeant.
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Good morning.
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Or should I say,
"Bad middle of the night"?
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Look, Reg, this was just
a misunderstanding
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- that will soon be understood.
- Stop talking. No more talking.
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Mr. Beckwith say
he gonna make this go away.
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- Stop talking now.
- He kept his mouth shut
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when it was important.
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I told Jupiter my number in his phone
wasn't just for the bad times.
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I can't remember the last time
someone called me just to say,
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"Hello, how you doin'?"
I'd like that.
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- Hey, I'm gonna do that.
- Any time after 8:00.
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This'll all be handled very discreetly.
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- When you say "handled"...
- Yes?
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- How?
- Telling you how I handle things
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would render me indiscreet.
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- He's gonna keep us all real busy.
- Thank you, Clayton.
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Don't be alarmed
by the size of my invoice.
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- Hey.
- Hey, girl.
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Just thinking about you as usual.
Where you at?
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I was off to work
when my car broke down,
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so now I'm at my mechanic's, a man
I'm seeing much too much of lately.
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- Why didn't you call me?
- I'm focused on my car.
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- But I can help.
- What do you know about timing belts?
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- Nothing, but I could've got you.
- You're busy.
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- I'm never too busy for you.
- I'll remind you of that
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when I call you in
the middle of a game.
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- I'll come at halftime.
- What if you're out of town?
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- I'll fly out during halftime.
- Okay, what if you get suspended?
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Chivalry is expensive.
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Please.
I've got AAA and they're on it.
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- What's wrong with the car?
- It's a piece of shit.
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- It's a piece of shit?
Yes, it's a piece of shit.
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Well, you wanna borrow one of mine?
I got three.
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It's just a timing belt.
They'll fix it and I'll be good to go.
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- Well, can I take you to lunch?
- That sounds nice,
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but I'll probably have to
work through lunch.
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People should not have to
work through lunch.
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When they don't show up until lunch,
they should.
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Fine. Look,
I will bring you some lunch,
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watch you eat it while you work,
then I'll wait in the parking lot
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- and take you to dinner.
- I like your style, Calloway.
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But let me just hit you back once I get
to work and we'll see how things go.
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All right.
Call me if you need me.
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- I mean, I got the day off.
- Apparently.
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- I wish you had the day off, too.
- Some things are beyond our control.
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- Ah, I hate that.
- Most people do.
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- Gotta go.
- Let's make out later.
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As long as you floss.
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I am in seventh grade.
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Not gonna ask
what you were thinking, Jupiter,
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because I'm beginning to realize
that thinking for you
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- is like a hibernation mode.
- Thank you.
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- Not a compliment.
- All's good.
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- Look, don't go all angry face.
- My face is gonna do
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what my face does as long as
you keep doing what you do.
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- You stole a bag of marshmallows?
- I didn't steal 'em.
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- I just walked out with 'em.
- Wow.
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Now I'm amused.
Please, elaborate.
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I didn't get a cart
'cause I wasn't doing a big shop.
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But it takes a few things to make
a s'mores... chocolate, crackers...
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I didn't wanna juggle all that,
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so I put the marshmallows
in my hoodie pocket,
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- but then I realized I had no money.
- Elaborate quicker.
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So I made the choice
to get some money,
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but I forgot to take the marshmallows
out of my hoodie pocket.
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See, these hoodie pockets is real deep,
and next thing you know,
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I'm standing outside
with something I didn't paid for.
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Jupiter, that's called stealing.
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No... see, now, I was high as fuck.
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- It was drug-induced negligence.
- Right. That's better.
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Come on, man.
I didn't get charged with stealing.
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- I was charged with shoplifting.
- That's because what you stole
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was so fuckin' stupid to have stolen,
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they don't even dignify it
with the word "stealing."
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All right, what can I say, chewing
marshmallows makes me happy.
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My mouth gets to do this
fun little floaty thing, and it...
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- You're like a fuckin' child.
- Man, why you gotta be like this?
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Because this is
what a good manager is like.
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Like this when situations
like this go down.
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Like this when things like this
bounce me outta bed to bail you out.
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- You know, you're makin' me feel bad.
- Good!
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It is my intention
to make you feel bad right now.
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Hey, is your corner boy Deshauwn
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slangin' any common sense
growth hormone?
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Because you will need to speed up
the maturation process before the draft,
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otherwise you won't get drafted.
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Or worse,
you'll get drafted by the Raiders.
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But why you so mad?
It's not like I stole 'em from you.
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So you're admitting now
that you did, in fact, steal?
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They were marshmallows!
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- Beckwith's gonna make this go away.
- No, no, no.
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You are out of "make it go aways."
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All you have left is "control the damage
and make it hurt less."
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Jupiter, I'm taking you home, and you're
not to say anything to anybody
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until I tell you what to say,
when to say it,
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and what the sentence construction is.
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- But I got a class.
- Jupiter...
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Remember, you said it was important
to keep up appearances
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till before the draft and that if
I stay in school and get my degree,
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my endorsement money
will increase because
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"most Americans love nothing more than
an educated, nonthreatening black man"?
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Jupiter, you are
in control of your life.
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Nobody else.
You understand me?
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Class, then home.
But first, car, seat belt, and shut up.
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- Uncle J, you ever been in love?
- Say what?
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- You ever been in love?
- Don't ask me that.
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- Why?
- Don't ask me why.
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- Why not?
- Don't ask me why not.
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- How come?
- Because.
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- Because why?
- Because it's my personal business.
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- We're family.
- That's all the more reason
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- not to ask why.
- Ma, how the hell do you not know
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- if your brother's ever been in love?
- He didn't just get this way.
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He's always been this way... private.
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I like it when we don't talk about
nothin' important. Just laugh.
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It's always trouble
when we gather in the living room.
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Okay, so wait a minute, Unc.
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You're saying that love is important.
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So you were in love once.
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- I told you, don't ask me that.
- Okay, fine.
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I won't ask about love,
but is it fair to ask
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if you had a romantic past
when you were my age?
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Nephew, when I was your age,
I fucked a whole busload of bitches.
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And I ain't talking about
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that little short school bus
of bitches,
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I'm talking about that double-decker
English bus full of bitches.
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- Man, my friends loved your uncle.
- Sure did.
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Go, young Unc!
Retroactive props, man!
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Yeah.
You still fuckin' following me.
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We're not talking
notches or numbers, Unc.
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We're talking love.
Real love.
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Look, I told you
don't ask me about that.
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He really likes this Allison girl,
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and he's never been in love,
so he doesn't know if he is.
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And we can't tell him
what a man feels when he's in love,
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- so he needs a man's perspective.
- Uncle J, hypothetically...
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I mean, if was gonna know
I was in love,
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how would I go about finding
the answer to that question?
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Like, the true answer?
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Have you ever
put your face in her ass?
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- 'Cause that's a good indicator.
- No, I mean, I like her ass.
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I'm talking about
the whole girl, man.
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If you a man over the age of 12
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and you asking another man
over the age of 12
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if he's been in love,
then you in love.
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I'm getting up. Don't follow me.
Good-bye.
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Coffee?
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Jupiter got picked up
for shoplifting, Missy.
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- Beckwith take care of it?
- This time.
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But there will be a next time.
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Hell, next time could be
very well happening right now.
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Well, most professional athletes
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- are spoiled, emotional degenerates.
- Not Cam.
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The reason Cam isn't is you.
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Your involvement in his life,
your counsel to him.
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You, Reggie Vaughn, are the exception
to the pro athlete degenerate rule.
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Jupiter is a rolling state
of emergency, Missy.
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- He just needs more of you...
- No, Missy.
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...to make sure
his tinderbox stays bare.
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It may be beyond my power.
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Now, now.
Buck up, son.
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The phrase "putting out fires"
was not created in a vacuum.
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It comes from good guys like you
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rolling behind the states of emergency
with your fire truck.
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Jupiter ain't no tinderbox.
He is a fuckin' inferno.
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Like those flames that come out of
the smokestacks in New Jersey.
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An inferno with an endless,
renewable supply
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of kindling and gasoline
that makes the drive
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from Manhattan to Newark Airport
smell like the colon
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of the asshole of the Earth.
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And it convinces you that God is dead
and that the devil is in charge.
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Doughnut?
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I should have never taken him on.
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- You're making an impact.
- Mm-mm. It's the other way around.
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He crash-landed on me,
and now I gotta fix it.
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Excuse me.
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I heard you girls were so hot,
you need to be hosed down.
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My eyes! It's in my eyes!
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- Get that motherfucker!
- Oh, shit!
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Go, go, go!
Get the... oh, fuck!
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No, I don't.
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We haven't skinny-dipped.
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Yo.
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Yo, Reggie, I'm at the dean's office.
228
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I was, um...
229
00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:43,198
I was wondering if you could...
if you'd come talk to her with me.
230
00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:45,506
- You make the honor roll?
- I did not.
231
00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:48,741
- But can you come down?
- Text me the details.
232
00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:52,547
All right.
233
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:55,213
Dean Sanborn,
that is a lovely color on your skin.
234
00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:57,415
Don't let nobody
tell you no different.
235
00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:10,700
Beckwith says he spoke to the grocer.
236
00:11:10,736 --> 00:11:13,204
Grocer's gonna say
it's a misunderstanding.
237
00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:16,402
- It's going away.
- How much Beckwith pay the grocer?
238
00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:19,036
Put it this way... he ain't gotta
groce too hard from now on.
239
00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:21,672
- Fuck.
- And I just left the dean's office
240
00:11:21,714 --> 00:11:23,409
because he got in trouble again.
241
00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:25,610
But I got it under control.
242
00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:27,619
- You sure?
- Nope.
243
00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:34,753
- Well, why you saying it?
- Because I promised you that I would.
244
00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:37,695
And I have to and I will.
I just gotta...
245
00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,254
gotta make sure
this guy's fuck-ups
246
00:11:39,298 --> 00:11:41,630
don't blend your name
with the stupid shit he does.
247
00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:42,895
My name can handle it.
248
00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:44,926
My name's handled
plenty of bad press all year.
249
00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:46,403
Don't worry about that.
250
00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,100
It's the only thing
I'm worried about right now.
251
00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:52,236
I mean, you know, honestly, dude,
I think I overstepped.
252
00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:55,247
You know, I... I picked the wrong guy
for us to represent, man.
253
00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:58,307
I-I drug you into a situation that...
that I shouldn't have.
254
00:11:58,350 --> 00:12:00,750
- I mean... Fuck.
- Wait.
255
00:12:00,786 --> 00:12:03,152
"Drug" is a word?
Like, a real word?
256
00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:06,420
- Like, the past tense of "drag"?
- I'm not really sure...
257
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,484
M-Chuck was lighting me up about that,
saying that it wasn't.
258
00:12:08,527 --> 00:12:11,018
If a person uses a word
and you get what the word meant,
259
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,758
- it's a word.
- Amen.
260
00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:15,494
Look, anyway, I drug you
into a management business
261
00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:17,695
reppin' a kid you should not
have your name associated with.
262
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,672
I have a part to play
in your life, Cam,
263
00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:23,004
and with this shit,
I didn't play this part well.
264
00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:26,405
I'm sorry.
265
00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:29,312
I fucked up.
266
00:12:29,348 --> 00:12:32,875
- I've never heard you say that.
- It's been a goal of mine.
267
00:12:36,622 --> 00:12:40,080
Dude, our bond is strong.
268
00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:43,618
The whole of what we do together
is greater than the sum of the parts.
269
00:12:43,662 --> 00:12:46,722
This part, maybe not so good,
but it wasn't disastrous.
270
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,825
- Could've been.
- It coulda, woulda, shoulda.
271
00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:50,893
Shouldn'ta.
Could still be.
272
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:55,672
Let's cut the bait on Jupiter,
send him back to Deshauwn.
273
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,472
- You serious?
- We'll regroup.
274
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:01,002
Do better with the next thing
that you fuck up.
275
00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:03,139
- Come on.
- Hey, man, I had to.
276
00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:06,549
But we're not giving up
on this management business.
277
00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:08,485
Just our first client.
278
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:11,217
It was a good idea.
A great one.
279
00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:16,559
Ooh.
280
00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:18,563
My boy.
281
00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:23,362
All right, it is your shot.
Don't fuck it up.
282
00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:25,996
You know what? How 'bout
I fuck you up with this cue stick?
283
00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:27,699
And I'ma use this end.
284
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:28,832
Fucker.
285
00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:33,802
We need a big-ass bow.
286
00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:36,872
- You got a purple one?
- We can look.
287
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:39,851
- At this price, you will find.
- Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
288
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:42,149
Damn.
I mean, come on, man.
289
00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:44,088
- You think we stole the money?
- No, sir.
290
00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:47,217
Yeah, 'cause I can't believe
my nephew got all this money, either.
291
00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:51,252
We didn't steal it.
We did it the right way.
292
00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:54,357
- We sold drugs for it.
- All right, Unc, ease up on him.
293
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,493
Yes, we sold drugs all the time.
294
00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:01,069
- And I know a cokehead when I see one.
- Oh, my...
295
00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:03,336
- And you are one.
- No.
296
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:04,774
- Yes, yes, yes.
- No, no, no.
297
00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:07,210
Listen, does this look
real familiar to you?
298
00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:08,873
Bow...
299
00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:12,816
- bow-bow-bow... bow.
- Unc!
300
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,616
Don't run the car
until you get the purple bow.
301
00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:23,994
Keep your eyes closed.
302
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,429
- Okay.
- All right, I got you something.
303
00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:29,298
- You couldn't give it to me inside?
- Uh, no.
304
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:32,133
- It wouldn't fit through the door.
- What? What is it?
305
00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:35,368
Hang on, you'll see.
All right, open 'em.
306
00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:38,171
Yeah, girl!
How 'bout it?
307
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:42,169
- You bought me a Jeep Cherokee?
- That is a Cadillac Escalade!
308
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,739
- You bought me a Cadillac Escalade?
- Yes!
309
00:14:44,783 --> 00:14:49,049
- No more timing belt problems now.
- Wow! Oh, my God.
310
00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:51,249
- Do you like it?
- How could I not?
311
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,019
- Do you love it?
- It's amazing.
312
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,719
Look, I know I can't
park it here, all right.
313
00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,557
There's probably an ambulance
gonna come through here
314
00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:57,926
with some guy who's got
like 90 seconds to live,
315
00:14:57,963 --> 00:14:59,396
- so I'ma pull it right over here, okay?
- All right.
316
00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:01,626
Well, I'll tell everyone that I'll be
a minute, and then I'll meet you.
317
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:03,134
- Okay.
- Okay.
318
00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:08,963
Cam, this is very sweet.
319
00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:10,908
And very tricked out.
It's fully-loaded.
320
00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:12,467
Check out the interior.
321
00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:15,605
Cam, this car is worth more
than I make in a year.
322
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,809
Yeah.
It's pretty dope, ain't it?
323
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,681
You don't need to spend
your money on me.
324
00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:23,017
No, that's what the money is for... to
make the people that I care about happy.
325
00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:25,853
And... yeah, you don't look happy.
326
00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:28,519
I am happy, and I'm so thankful.
327
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,653
And this is such a nice gift.
328
00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:33,927
But I don't know how to say this
without sounding ungrateful...
329
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:36,491
but I can't accept this car.
330
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,901
Did you just say no to a car?
331
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,067
You said you needed a car, right?
332
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,871
Well, here it is,
bought and paid for.
333
00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:47,208
You said it yourself,
you can't control everything.
334
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:50,977
- You cannot control what I buy you.
- Cam, it's very sweet.
335
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:53,507
Then get in the car
and you'll see how sweet it is.
336
00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:56,521
Allison, okay,
I know it's a big statement.
337
00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:59,080
And I-I hear you about
the... the salary thing.
338
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:00,682
I'm not trying to big-time you here.
339
00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,956
I'm just trying to make you
a part of the big-time.
340
00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:06,260
Because it's fun, you know,
I can, and I like you.
341
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:09,665
Like, I really like you.
342
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,102
I like you, too.
343
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,798
Gifts come to people, and you gotta
accept that you're worthy of a gift.
344
00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:18,571
You're not in charge of
how God answers prayers.
345
00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:21,477
- I'm just answering a prayer.
- Oh, so you're a messenger from God?
346
00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:23,845
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Hi, I'm Cam.
347
00:16:23,882 --> 00:16:27,283
- Not to be confused with Gabriel.
- I can't.
348
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:29,014
Come on, dude!
349
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,817
What am I supposed to do with this?
350
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,983
I already drove it off the lot.
It's already depreciated.
351
00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:35,220
- Isn't there a lemon law?
- For lemons.
352
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:37,956
This isn't a lemon.
It's very clearly not a lemon.
353
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:46,966
Cam, I know you don't understand,
354
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,066
but I'm sorry.
355
00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:52,202
I'll tell you what I do understand.
356
00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:54,906
That not completely understanding
is a part of the spell.
357
00:16:57,816 --> 00:17:00,182
I can't believe
you turned down a car.
358
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:02,619
No one in America
has ever turned down a car.
359
00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:04,315
Can I buy you a horse?
360
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,347
Let's save a horse
before it goes to the glue factory.
361
00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:08,053
We'll talk about it.
362
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:10,357
So she turned down a free car?
363
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:13,126
- A free Escalade.
- That means she fuckin' someone else.
364
00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:16,328
- No, I just blew this one.
- Wait. She's a she-male?
365
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:19,030
Not blown as in "blown,"
blown as in "I messed up."
366
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:22,268
I misevaluated, misgauged.
It was a mistake.
367
00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:26,971
- I'm telling you, this girl's different.
- By "different," you mean stupid?
368
00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:29,947
No, just not comfortable
with big gifts.
369
00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:31,847
Yeah, well, I am.
This here's mine.
370
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,284
How many trucks you need,
greedy-ass motherfucker?
371
00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:35,650
Yeah, we're sharing this.
372
00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:37,587
You know, I think I just
came on too strong.
373
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:40,148
Look, I told you, man,
love'll fuck you up.
374
00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:42,956
A woman don't know what to do
with a man when he loves her full-on.
375
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:46,362
- Well, you didn't tell me that.
- I did... in between the lines.
376
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,831
How you gonna know
what her reaction would be?
377
00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:50,801
Most bitches would be humping you in
the back seat, hoping you knock 'em up.
378
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:53,464
- Well, she didn't.
- 'Cause she's humpin' somebody else.
379
00:17:53,505 --> 00:17:55,132
Well, you did a nice thing, baby.
380
00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:57,165
And you don't have to
feel bad about it.
381
00:17:57,209 --> 00:18:00,804
I don't feel bad.
I just... you know, I like her.
382
00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:03,679
Well, you don't have to say it
with a car, just say it.
383
00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:06,081
Marry her
and the cars will come.
384
00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:08,052
And trust me,
she will not be turning 'em down.
385
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:11,056
She'll be like, "Cameron,
when is the lease up on the Maybach?
386
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,524
It's far too long
and it barely fits in the garage."
387
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:14,890
Right?
388
00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:18,556
Oh, there she is.
Don't tell her I said that.
389
00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:24,559
- Hi.
- Hey, Allison.
390
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,332
I wanna thank you
for turning down that car.
391
00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:29,807
- I know, it seems ungrateful.
- Seems principled.
392
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,572
- You're a principled girl.
- Ma, she's driving a death trap.
393
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,374
- Mary Charles!
- It's the truth.
394
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:36,540
- Come on, everybody knows it.
- Do you have to say every fuckin' thing
395
00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:38,379
- that comes to your lips?
- She says principled, I say stupid.
396
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:40,510
- Shut up!
- Guys! Guys!
397
00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:42,417
I am sorry about them.
398
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,581
Being with me means
being with them sometimes.
399
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:47,114
I can handle it.
400
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:49,059
But look, I thought about it,
401
00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:51,119
and I understand
why you don't want the car as a gift,
402
00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:53,154
you know, given how little time
we've known each other.
403
00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:55,666
That was a little overeager on my part,
and I apologize.
404
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:58,864
I mean, I apologize for giving you
a world-class vehicle.
405
00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:00,997
You don't have to apologize.
406
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:04,031
Yeah, but I want you to know
that, um, knowing you...
407
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:07,375
well, getting to know you has been the
best thing that's ever happened to me.
408
00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:08,936
There it is.
409
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,949
Didn't you just become
a multimillionaire,
410
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,473
like, six months ago?
411
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:15,510
- Look at this place.
- I mean, I repeat that statement.
412
00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:17,283
Money don't buy happiness.
413
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,688
Apparently, it can't even drive
the happiness to work.
414
00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:21,590
I mean, the happiness
is the happiness.
415
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:22,787
I don't even know what I'm saying.
416
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,558
I just like you for you,
and I want you to like me for me.
417
00:19:25,597 --> 00:19:27,565
But that's all I'm gonna say.
I'ma shut up.
418
00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:29,294
You are liked for you.
419
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,802
You wanna go get
something to eat?
420
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,237
I'm paying.
You can't not let me pay.
421
00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:37,401
Sure, but can you follow me
to my mechanic's first?
422
00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:38,500
He's gonna try to fix it
423
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,034
- by the morning.
- Okay.
424
00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:41,807
Hey, you sure you don't want this car?
425
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,008
Just a ride to my mechanic's garage.
426
00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:46,813
With all due respect,
take the car, bitch.
427
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,444
My nephew's rich!
428
00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:50,955
Yeah, a car for a rich guy is like
a nice dinner for a normal guy.
429
00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:52,889
All right, all,
we gonna get some barbecue.
430
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,586
First, we gotta drop off Allison's car.
431
00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:56,958
Are you sure you don't wanna drive
the Escalade just once?
432
00:19:56,995 --> 00:19:59,828
- No, I'll take my car.
- No, me and Uncle J will take your car.
433
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:03,596
- You drive the gift not taken.
- Okay.
434
00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:07,405
Mm-mm-mm!
435
00:20:07,439 --> 00:20:09,930
Don't you let her outta your sight.
436
00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:11,567
- All right, Unc.
- Yeah.
437
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:14,670
Have you hit that yet?
438
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,314
Go for it! Go for it!
439
00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:22,013
Hey, don't let him
put that move on you!
440
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:27,691
- There we go.
- Deshauwn?
441
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:30,160
Hey, stand down,
background dancers.
442
00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:32,493
- Fuck you doin'?
- Hands up, N-word!
443
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:35,591
- Did you just say, "Hands up, N-word"?
- Yeah.
444
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:37,465
- Yeah, yeah, I did.
- Why?
445
00:20:37,502 --> 00:20:39,766
I mean, not-not the "hands up" part,
but the "N-word" thing.
446
00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:41,898
Man, I'm tryin' to improve my language.
447
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:43,737
N-word's a divisive word.
448
00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:46,471
- Read yourself some Ta-Nehisi Coates.
- Right on.
449
00:20:46,511 --> 00:20:48,809
N-word, the fuck you doin'?!
450
00:20:48,847 --> 00:20:51,543
- It just don't feel the same.
- Oh-oh, you strapped, motherfucker?
451
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,949
No, no, no, no, no.
It's a contract.
452
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:57,547
A contract between me and Jupiter.
I am ripping it up.
453
00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:59,955
- Keep the gun on him, Cho Cho.
- Yeah.
454
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,926
- Okay, Cho... is it Cho Cho?
- Cho Cho, that's right.
455
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,325
Okay, please, Cho Cho,
lower your weapon.
456
00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:05,387
I come with respect
and apology in hand.
457
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:08,991
I don't see no apology.
458
00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:12,561
- What, you write it down?
- No, but I ain't strapped.
459
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:15,368
How we know
you ain't got no snipers?
460
00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:17,398
I'm a one-man operation, okay?
461
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:19,808
Deshauwn, I am out of
the Jupiter game.
462
00:21:19,845 --> 00:21:22,313
I fucked up, never should've
came between two old friends.
463
00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:24,611
You deserve every percentage
of everything.
464
00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:27,744
I offer you my deepest apologies
and my sincerest regrets.
465
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,777
Your client, once again your client.
466
00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:31,118
- And with, uh...
- Cho Cho.
467
00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:33,021
...Cho Cho's blessing,
I go in peace.
468
00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:36,391
If there's ever anything I can do for
you in the future, just let me know.
469
00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:41,661
Well, we can settle for a simple
"You're better than me, Deshauwn."
470
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:43,998
If you can't decipher that
that's essentially what I'm saying,
471
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:45,435
- you ain't better than me.
- Do me a favor.
472
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:48,166
- Lose my number.
- Never had your number, Deshauwn.
473
00:21:48,206 --> 00:21:50,367
- Well, don't try to get it later!
- Respect.
474
00:21:50,409 --> 00:21:52,969
Gentlemen.
475
00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:59,574
- Want me to pop him one?
- Yeah, put one in the air.
476
00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:03,051
- Oh!
- I said air, not ear!
477
00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:05,056
N-word!
478
00:22:11,863 --> 00:22:14,491
- This is Reggie.
- Hey, Reggie, it's Tom Werner.
479
00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:17,468
- Hey, Tom.
- Listen, I really liked the way
480
00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:19,402
you handled yourself
during that card game.
481
00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:21,463
- Thanks, Tom.
- Fenway Sports Group
482
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,201
is thinking about
buying a hockey team.
483
00:22:23,241 --> 00:22:25,539
- What do you know about hockey?
- Nothing.
484
00:22:25,577 --> 00:22:26,771
That's perfect.
485
00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:29,872
When we bought Liverpool, most people
thought I didn't know much about soccer.
486
00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:31,712
Some people think I still don't.
487
00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:33,684
Listen, I'm coming down
to Atlanta next week.
488
00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:35,243
I think we should have lunch
and we can talk about
489
00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:37,949
- getting into business together.
- Sure thing, Tom.
490
00:22:37,989 --> 00:22:41,481
- Let me know.
- All right, see ya, Reggie.
491
00:22:57,242 --> 00:23:00,609
Hey, Allison, you see your Romeo Cam
on the cover of "Slam"?
492
00:23:00,645 --> 00:23:02,203
You know, I was gonna name him
493
00:23:02,247 --> 00:23:05,273
- Romeo, and now he is one.
- Well, he is handsome.
494
00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:06,784
He takes a good picture.
495
00:23:06,818 --> 00:23:08,445
Well, you look like you take
a good picture.
496
00:23:08,487 --> 00:23:10,079
- You're hot.
- Chuck! Don't even.
497
00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:11,987
What, a girl can't
tell the truth anymore?
498
00:23:12,023 --> 00:23:13,854
Look, she's my kinda hot.
She's not your kinda hot.
499
00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:15,757
What does that mean,
"your kinda hot, not my kinda hot"?
500
00:23:15,794 --> 00:23:18,058
- It means she's my girl.
- But she's universally hot.
501
00:23:18,096 --> 00:23:20,030
Okay, and you should
universally shut the fuck up.
502
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:23,831
Damn.
503
00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:07,311
- Uncle J!
- That shit hurts.
504
00:24:07,345 --> 00:24:09,370
- Julius... Julius...
- Hello?
505
00:24:09,414 --> 00:24:11,905
- There's been an accident...
- There's my sis right there.
506
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:13,884
Mm-hmm.
507
00:24:13,919 --> 00:24:16,615
Who that tasty bitch?
508
00:24:16,655 --> 00:24:19,089
That's Allison, Unc.
You met her.
509
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:22,389
She gonna take the Cadillac now.
510
00:24:22,427 --> 00:24:25,794
Julius, listen.
Listen to me, baby.
511
00:24:25,831 --> 00:24:28,732
Hold my hand, okay?
Hold my... hold my hand.
512
00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:31,964
I did a lot of stupid shit in my life.
513
00:24:32,003 --> 00:24:34,733
Hang in there, man.
Help is coming.
514
00:24:34,773 --> 00:24:38,368
- No, it ain't.
- It's coming, baby.
515
00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:41,902
I wish I believed in God.
516
00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:47,008
No...
517
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:08,000
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