Mirror, mirror, what does our future hold?
Show me what happens when our stories unfold.
Welcome to my wicked world, wicked world
___ 1x02 Mal's Digi-Image Problem
transcribed by basiadora
Hey, Mal. You busy?
Yeah. I'm in the zone.
- Can you de-zone? - Not a word,
but I will forgive you, 'cause you're cute.
But not cute enough to make me lose my focus.
There's been a bit of uh... 'incident.'
- Oh, yeah. Your digi-image. - That's definitely not a word.
- Your digital image? Digi-image. - Still not a word.
This.
Mal's a princess in waiting, alright.
A princess in waiting to mess up? Hashtag - Princess-aster?
- That's trending, by the way. - Okay. My people may be evil,
but what you, Auradon kids, are doing to the English language is cruel.
Not to worry. I will make it up to Audrey
by posting this wicked portrait of her as her favorite heroine.
Her mom. Maleficent's daughter painting Sleeping Beauty's daughter
as Sleeping Beauty is supposed to help your digi-image?
Do you remember Family Day?
Family Day. Okay, so what? I should just do some 'un-Sleeping-Beautying'?
- That's not a word. - I'm learning how to be Auradonian.
Come on. It's not like I gave her Captain Hook's coat.
Beware for swear, Captain Cook's coat she will wear!
Okay. Funny, but stop.
Beware for swear, Cruella's stole might give her scare.
Mal! Enough of the magic!
Beware for swear! Sprout my mother's horns from Audrey's hair!
Okay, but change it back before someone...
...sees it.
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I... have a digi-image problem.