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transcribed by basiadora

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Mirror, mirror,
what does our future hold?

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Show me what happens
when our stories unfold.

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<i>Welcome to my wicked world,
wicked world</i>

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Audrey's New Do? - New Don't!

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No! Gross! No. That is so last year.

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That one looks nice.

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Nice?! The saying isn't:

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"Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who's the <i>nicest</i> of them all?"

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Those BKs are getting
too much attention for my taste.

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And I have very good taste!

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I don't know, Audrey. I kinda
learnt it the hard way

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that it's not all about
what you look like.

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Everybody is so into their edgy
BK style and dark colored everything!

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I don't think they're so into
their dark colored everything.

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- They're so into their...
- Their hair-dos is.

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When Mal changed your hair,
you went from plain Jane to...

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to kind of plain Jane.

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Magic me!

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I don't have magic.

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Your mom's a fairy godmother!

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She and Maleficent are like
the most powerful people ever.

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If Mal has magic, you have it too.

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I never really thought about it
that way.

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Do you remember the spell
that Mal did?

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For me she said: "new hair,"
but for Lonnie she said: "cool hair."

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I'll take both!
I want something really out there.

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- Go ahead.
- I don't know...

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I really appreciate this.

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You're a true friend, Jane.

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Beware for swear.
Replace the old with...

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something really out there?

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Wow. Wow!

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- Do I look different?
- Definitely.

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- Is it edgy?
- It has edges.

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Yes!

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Post it!

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