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Anterior
in The Big Bang Theory...
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N-are rost sa insistam cu asta.
Cum spun cei de pe Vulcan,
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"Kup-fun-tor
ha'kiv na'ish Du stau."
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Stii ce inseamn asta?
Nu.
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Imi spui adevarul?
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Nersh.
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Asta e ridicol...sa fiu suparat
pe Amy tot timpul
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nu ajuta.
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Daca vreau sa rezolv problema asta,
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trebuie sa actionez.
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Ce vrei sa faci?
Ma duc s-o caut
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si s-o cer de nevasta.
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Si daca zice DA,
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Trecem mai departe si ne reluam
relatia
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Iar daca spune NU...
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ei bine, poate sa
"ponfo miran."
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N-a vrut sa spuna asta.
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Cred ca e dragut sa-i faci micul
dejul lui Sheldon.
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Bine, trece printr-o perioada
mai grea.
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Amy l-a distrus,
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DVR-ul n-a inregistrat ultimele
2 minute din Doctor Who...
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acel corb care l-a urmarit acasa.
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Si tu-ti faci griji ca fac
friganele in ziua de flugi de porumb?
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Ah, dar ce e asta?
Mai multi fulgi?
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Sau, datorita tie, ceea ce nu
voi spune ca sunt "fulgi fara gluten"
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Oh, nu vreau credit
pentru asta.
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Oh, Dr. si D-na. Hofstadter,
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o placere sa va vad in aceasta
dimineata minunata.
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Esti in toane bune.
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Da, intr-adevar sunt.
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M-am hotarat,
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in loc sa-mi inec supararea
dupa Amy,
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este timpul sa-mi gasesc
o noua partenera.
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Oh. Bravo.
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Cum te-ai hotarat?
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Am realizat ceva,
cat Amy a fost in viata mea,
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Eram foarte concetrat pe munca
mea si am ignorat-o.
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Si tu nu vrei
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sa faci aceeasi greseala
cu urmatoarea femeie.
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Nu, imi trebuie o noua femeie
in viata mea s-o ignor,
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ca sa ma concentrez pe
munca din nou.
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hey, am facut friganele sticks-uri.
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Intr-o zi de fulgi?
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Ah, dar avem si fulgi.
Ooh,
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cam multi carbohidrati pentru
un barbat la vanatoare.
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Dar stii ceva?
Mananca-le tu, esti insurat...
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nu conteaza cum arati.
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Nu lua de bun ce-ti spune unul
care arunca cu pantofi dupa corbi.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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The Big Bang Theory
Sezonul 9, Ep. 8. Misterul studiului
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corvin.predoiu
(subtitrari-noi.ro Team)
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Va multumesc ca ati venit D-lor.
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Nicio problema.
Ce e?
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Ei bine, voi doi ati gasit-o
pe Amy pentru mine.
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Acum, daca o caut pe urmatoarea
mea prietena,
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pare destul de logic sa va angajez
din nou.
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Esti pregatit pentru asta?
Te-a ranit.
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Oh, nu, este in regula.
M-am gandit la perioada cu Amy
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ca la un stick de guma Fruit Stripe:
dulce si placut la inceput,
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dar la final o bucata
anosta de tristete.
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Nu gresesti in legatura cu
Fruit Stripe.
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Eu am fost mereu tipul
Hubba Bubba. Mm.
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Hubba Bubba fata de Dubble Bubble?
Esti nebun.
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Hey, falcile vor ce vor ele.
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D-lor!
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Oh, corect, uh, prietena.
Ok.
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Dar dupa ce ne uitam?
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Ceea ce caut este
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o femeie educata si inteligenta
care sa aiba aceleasi hobby-uri
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fara sa-si exprime un
punct de vedere.
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Sa fie buna,
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rabdatoare,
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si cel mai important,
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incapabila sa-si imagineze
viata cu mine pana la 10:00 pm.
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Nu e cam nerealist?
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Bine, nu trebuie sa aiba
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propriul punct de vedere.
Acum, la treaba.
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Hai, Amy, arata-ne rochia.
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Ok.
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Dar sa stii ca ies din zona
mea de confort.
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Uh...
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Nu cred ca arati nimic
din zona de confort.
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Da,
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este a 3-a intalnire...
poate ar trebui sa fii mai sexy.
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Bine, anumiti oameni cred ca
cel mai sexy organ e creierul.
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Nimeni nu mi-a cumparat vreo bautura
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pentru ca mi-am scos creierul
din tricou.
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Ai niste tocuri mai inalte
ca astea?
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E destul de inalt.
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Ooh.
Ooh, inalt!
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In sfarsit detalii despre
barbatul misterios.
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Yeah, haide,
mai spune.
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Bine, v-am dat numele lui
si ca e inalt.
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Ce vreti sa mai stiti?
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L-ai sarutat pana acum?
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Doar in fuga pe buze.
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Bine, suntem prietenele cele mai
bune, ma zi-ne...
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si-ti promitem ca te lasam
in pace.
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Bine. Um...
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este britanic.
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In regula, asta e siropoasa.
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Bine, unde te scoate
britanicul inalt Dave?
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Ceai si baschet?
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Acel local italienesc nou deschis,
Walnut.
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Oh, dragut.
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Ma duc sa ma uit dupa alti pantofi.
Succes.
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I-am arucat pe aia inalti
cand m-am maritat cu Leonard.
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Hey, vrei sa trecem
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si noi pe acolo diseara sa-l vedem
pe tipul asta?
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Dar nu stim la ce ora va fi acolo.
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Sunt la restaurant,
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ma dau Amy
si verific rezervarea.
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La naiba, esti ca un sarpe.
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Da, dar sunt mica, deci sunt
adorabila.
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Cred ca cea mai rapida cale
sa-ti gasim o prietena
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e sa te punem pe toate
portalurile pentru intalniri.
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Esti sigur?
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Am auzit ca pe anumite situri,
adesea crezi ca
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vorbesti cu cineva,
dar defapt este un program
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care pretinde a fi o
persoana adevarata.
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Si ti-e frica sa nu faca o treaba
mai buna ca tine?
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Scuza-ma.
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Nimeni nu face o treaba mai buna
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si sa pretinda ca e o persoana,
mai bine ca mine.
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Siri se apropie dar eu stiu mai
multe glume.
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Daca nu vrei sa folosesti portaluri
pentru intalniri,
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ce sugerezi?
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Daca ar fi dupa mine?
O femeie exploratoare
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inradacinata adanc in
batalia mintii
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pana cand ramane un singur
campion,
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sa apara la usa mea fluturand
drapelul victoriei,
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sa apoi sa stea linistita langa mine
in timp ce ma uit la Daredevil.
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Tu chiar crezi ca femeile vor
lupta pentru tine?
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Oamenii concureaza pentru slujbe si
trofee, de ce nu si pentru mine?
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Are dreptate, chiar stie
multe glume.
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Da....nu, este in firea omului.
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Daca il prezentam ca un premiu,
cine stie.
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Bine, e destept,
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este un respectat savant...
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si am privirea ca de vaca.
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Eu n-as spune asta...
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Oh.
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Am o idee.
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Daca postam un anunt pe
Craigslist sa spuna:
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"Fizician de talie mondiala de
la Caltech, cauta prietena.
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"Daca sunteti interesata,
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rezolvati urmatorul puzzle
pentru sansa de a-l intalni"
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Oh, vom face puzzle-ul extrem
de provocator
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sa eliminam candidatele
nedorite.
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Oh, putem organiza o vanatoare
de oameni
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si castigatorul ultimului
puzzle sa afle locatia lui Sheldon.
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Bine, asta este un experiment
social foarte interesant.
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Chiar sunt putin gelos pe oamenii
care il vor face.
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Si eu.
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Dar noi am vazut premiul.
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Nu inteleg de ce plecam
atat de devreme la film.
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Oh, am uitat sa-ti spun ca ne
vom intalni
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cu Bernadette s-o spionam
pe Amy la intalnire.
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Ce?
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Nu vreau sa fac asta.
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Ce, tu crezi ca eu vreau sa vad
un documentar despre reciclarea
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conservelor de aluminiu?
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Asta e filmul.
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Coca Cola nu vrea sa-l vezi.
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Nu, e filmul pe care sotia
ta nu vrea sa-l vada.
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Deci esti chiar de acord
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cu invadarea intimitatii
prietenei tale?
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Nu esti curios sa afli
cu cine iese?
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Nu neaparat.
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Dar esti curios despre conservele
de aluminiu.
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Esti un omulet ciudat.
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Asta este. Concursul pentru
prietena lui Sheldon Cooper
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este oficial in derulare.
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Felicitari.
Este emotionant.
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Chiar in acest moment,
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undeva, o femeie
imparte greutatea atomilor
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celor mai nobile gaze la
numarul de culori
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al celui mai vechi steag in folosinta,
apoi foloseste
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acest numar ca viteza medie
sa calculeze timpul necesar
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din Mordor pana in Shire.
Si...
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sa faca astfel primul pas
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de voiosie si dragoste
din cate regului au existat vreo data.
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Sper ca n-am facut puzzle-ul
prea dificil.
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Bine...daca il poate rezolva dovedeste
ca este inteligenta,
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tenace si...
ciudata dpv social
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sa n-aiba nimic altceva de facut
intr-o sambata seara.
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Mama, suna prea frumos sa
fie adevarat.
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Este placut.
N-am mai iesit atat de mult
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de la divort.
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Si eu ma simt bine,
deasemenea.
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Daca nu te superi ca te intreb
de ce te-ai despartit de sotia ta?
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Oh, stii cum este....
vroiam lucruri diferite.
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Eu vroiam copii,
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si ea vroia un chef care
se numeste Jean-Philippe.
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Oh, imi...imi pare rau
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Nu...este ok. Asta e motivul
pentru care am plecat din Anglia.
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Imi amintea prea mult
despre ea.
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Rece, sumbra si accesul prea rapid
la tunelul unui cetatean francez.
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Hey, si unde sunt?
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Dincolo de strada,
fereastra din stanga.
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Oh, la naiba,
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trebuia sa aducem binocluri.
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Uite aici.
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Se intampla sa-l ai in masina?
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Cam asa. Inca dinainte de Howie,
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mi-a placut sa stiu ce fac prietenii.
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Urmarindu-i?
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Nu. Urmaritorii sunt
ciudati.
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Eu sunt o fetita inofensiva
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cu echipament de spionaj
militar.
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Oh, uite-i.
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E dragut, nu?
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Da!
Pot sa vad si eu?
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Ce, acum esti interesat?
Nici macar n-ai vrut sa vii.
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Stiu, dar voi faceti din asta o
distractie.
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Bine.
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Da, bine, il vad.
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Pare ca se simt bine.
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As vrea sa aud ce spun.
227
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Da, trebuia sa aduc
228
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microfonul parabolic.
229
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Ce? Nimic.
Nimic important.
230
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N-ai fost maritata niciodata?
231
00:10:01,964 --> 00:10:05,098
Nu. Adica, sa fiu cistita
cu tine, am...
232
00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:07,467
fost implicata intr-o singura
relatie mai lunga.
233
00:10:07,469 --> 00:10:08,802
Oh. Si ce s-a intamplat?
234
00:10:08,804 --> 00:10:10,370
Este o intrebare buna.
235
00:10:15,290 --> 00:10:16,557
Dupa 5 ani,
236
00:10:16,559 --> 00:10:19,293
parea ca ma straduiesc
mai mult decat trebuie.
237
00:10:19,295 --> 00:10:20,427
Oh, asta nu suna bine.
238
00:10:20,429 --> 00:10:22,029
A fost un neurobiologist
ca tine?
239
00:10:22,031 --> 00:10:24,365
Nu. Este un fizician teoretician
240
00:10:24,367 --> 00:10:27,301
la Caltech.
241
00:10:27,303 --> 00:10:30,237
Imi place sa predau matematica,
dar asta ar putea fi jobul de vis.
242
00:10:30,239 --> 00:10:31,505
Ce studiaza?
243
00:10:31,507 --> 00:10:34,842
Um... pe vremuri erau sirurile
de numere, acum este materia neagra.
244
00:10:34,844 --> 00:10:36,910
Dar...hai sa nu discutam
despre Sheldon.
245
00:10:36,912 --> 00:10:38,812
Sa ne intoarcem la tine.
246
00:10:38,814 --> 00:10:42,282
Stai, doar nu vorbesti despre
Dr. Sheldon Cooper?
247
00:10:43,551 --> 00:10:46,887
Incerc sa nu fac asta.
248
00:10:47,722 --> 00:10:48,789
Il cunosti?
249
00:10:48,791 --> 00:10:51,225
Nu, dar i-am urmarit munca
timp de cativa ani.
250
00:10:51,227 --> 00:10:52,393
Este ca un star rock.
251
00:10:52,395 --> 00:10:54,194
Trebuie sa-mi povestesti
despre el.
252
00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:55,996
Cum este?
253
00:10:58,333 --> 00:11:01,135
Pare interesat pe ea.
254
00:11:02,604 --> 00:11:04,405
Am un video.
255
00:11:04,407 --> 00:11:07,274
Am uitat cat e de distractiv.
256
00:11:07,276 --> 00:11:08,575
Bine, i-am vazut.
257
00:11:08,577 --> 00:11:10,277
Putem merge la film?
258
00:11:10,279 --> 00:11:12,346
De ce l-ai adus?
259
00:11:12,348 --> 00:11:14,948
Trebuia; suntem insurati.
260
00:11:14,950 --> 00:11:17,017
Ugh, am auzit.
261
00:11:25,755 --> 00:11:28,123
Imi pare rau, doar inca o intrebare
despre Sheldon.
262
00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:30,225
Sigur, de ce nu?
263
00:11:30,227 --> 00:11:32,828
Este mai degraba o intrebare
de disgestiv, totusi.
264
00:11:34,263 --> 00:11:36,798
Cand a scris lucrarea despre
numerele prime supersingulare,
265
00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:38,367
cat timp i-a luat?
266
00:11:39,202 --> 00:11:41,169
Um... cam o ora jumate.
267
00:11:41,171 --> 00:11:42,504
Wow!
268
00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,607
Adica, wow!
269
00:11:45,609 --> 00:11:47,609
Si ai fost acolo cand a
prezentat-o?
270
00:11:47,611 --> 00:11:50,812
Da. Da. Eram la intalnire.
271
00:11:52,048 --> 00:11:55,083
Cam la fel cu asta.
Mm.
272
00:11:55,085 --> 00:11:56,818
Ma indoiesc ca era ca asta.
273
00:11:56,820 --> 00:11:59,554
Adica e un geniu, iar eu n-am
fost atat de destept
274
00:11:59,556 --> 00:12:03,125
sa-mi dau seama de ce sotia mea
miroase tot timpul a croissante.
275
00:12:03,127 --> 00:12:05,761
Care era ultima parte a intrebarii?
276
00:12:05,763 --> 00:12:06,938
Crezi ca ai putea sa ma prezinti?
277
00:12:06,962 --> 00:12:08,331
Serios?
278
00:12:08,332 --> 00:12:11,133
Vrei sa te prezint fostului
meu iubit?
279
00:12:11,135 --> 00:12:13,068
Ai dreptate,
este...ciudat.
280
00:12:13,070 --> 00:12:15,003
Nu, stai. Fa-o.
281
00:12:16,472 --> 00:12:17,906
Nu. M-am razgandit.
282
00:12:17,908 --> 00:12:19,708
As fi prea emotionat.
283
00:12:19,710 --> 00:12:22,277
Oh! Nu stiu ce sa fac.
284
00:12:23,279 --> 00:12:24,613
Mai stam?
285
00:12:24,615 --> 00:12:26,648
Chiar trebuie sa ma usurez.
286
00:12:26,650 --> 00:12:28,850
Uite aici.
287
00:12:31,721 --> 00:12:35,590
37 minute pana la termenul limita.
288
00:12:35,592 --> 00:12:37,793
Va aparea cineva.
289
00:12:37,795 --> 00:12:41,163
Si nu conteaza cum se termina,
este un experiment interesant.
290
00:12:41,165 --> 00:12:44,733
Nu la fel de distractiv cand
am pus struguri la microunde.
291
00:12:45,468 --> 00:12:48,036
Chiar ne-am trait viata.
292
00:12:48,871 --> 00:12:50,172
O sa apara cineva.
293
00:12:50,174 --> 00:12:51,640
Poate nu vrei
294
00:12:51,642 --> 00:12:52,808
pe cineva exact ca tine.
295
00:12:52,810 --> 00:12:54,709
Stii cum se spune:
opusurile se atrag.
296
00:12:54,711 --> 00:12:56,645
Bina, dupa logica asta,
297
00:12:56,647 --> 00:13:00,115
ar trebui sa fiu cu cineva pitica,
plictisitoare si nevoiasa, nu?
298
00:13:00,117 --> 00:13:01,516
Nu ca vreau sa cobesc,
299
00:13:01,518 --> 00:13:05,821
dar nu vreau sa ma invart pe aici
si sa ma lovesc de ea.
300
00:13:09,659 --> 00:13:12,294
Stii, o data am condus
500 mile
301
00:13:12,296 --> 00:13:15,263
sa-l aud cum vorbeste la Stanford.
302
00:13:15,265 --> 00:13:18,266
Am un DVD cu asta.
303
00:13:18,268 --> 00:13:20,268
Serios? Nu e minunat?
304
00:13:20,270 --> 00:13:23,905
Nu daca vorbim de un cadou de
Valentine, nu.
305
00:13:23,907 --> 00:13:25,640
Bine, data viitoare cand te uiti la el,
306
00:13:25,642 --> 00:13:27,409
eu sunt tipul care a intrebat
307
00:13:27,411 --> 00:13:30,412
ceea ce el a spus ca e stupid
si evident.
308
00:13:30,414 --> 00:13:33,715
A fost cel ma dragut lucru spus
cuiva de acolo.
309
00:13:33,717 --> 00:13:35,550
Este...senzational.
310
00:13:35,552 --> 00:13:38,420
Asculta, sunt cam obosita.
Putem sa mergem?
311
00:13:38,422 --> 00:13:40,822
Oh, gosh. Scuze,
am petrecut toata seara
312
00:13:40,824 --> 00:13:42,791
vorbind despre fostul tau
prieten.
313
00:13:42,793 --> 00:13:44,192
Sunt atat de tampit.
314
00:13:44,194 --> 00:13:46,128
Nu, nu esti.
315
00:13:46,130 --> 00:13:49,064
Bine, poate nu atat de idiot,
dar cu siguranta nu atat de destept...,
316
00:13:49,066 --> 00:13:50,832
ca cel pe care nu-l vom mentiona.
317
00:13:50,834 --> 00:13:52,834
Multumesc,
dar ai spus
318
00:13:52,836 --> 00:13:55,070
ca ai putea sa ma prezinti.
Sunt liber joi.
319
00:13:56,639 --> 00:13:58,206
Hey, hey,
pleaca.
320
00:13:58,208 --> 00:14:01,042
Ce? Tine,
da-mi, da-mi.
321
00:14:01,044 --> 00:14:03,645
Oh, Doamne. Oh, Doamne,
vin direct spre noi.
322
00:14:03,647 --> 00:14:06,715
Trebuie sa plecam.
Okay. Bine, stai. Ce facem cu Leonard?
323
00:14:06,717 --> 00:14:09,751
El cu vezica lui mica pot
lua autobuzul!
324
00:14:13,957 --> 00:14:15,157
Oh, nu!
325
00:14:19,595 --> 00:14:21,930
Mi-a lovit masina!
326
00:14:21,932 --> 00:14:23,999
Ca cautati aici?
327
00:14:24,001 --> 00:14:27,969
Oh! Hey, Amy!
Ce faci tu aici?
328
00:14:28,871 --> 00:14:30,205
Ce s-a intamplat?
329
00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:32,274
OMG!
330
00:14:32,276 --> 00:14:34,209
Nu esti
Leonard Hofstadter?
331
00:14:34,211 --> 00:14:35,710
Da.
332
00:14:35,712 --> 00:14:38,446
Te-am vazut vorbind la Stanford
cu Sheldon Cooper!
333
00:14:38,448 --> 00:14:41,116
Amy, iti vine sa crezi?
Este Dr. Leonard Hofstadter!
334
00:14:43,119 --> 00:14:45,287
Nu. Ciupeste-ma.
335
00:14:45,289 --> 00:14:48,023
Este o placere totala sa te cunosc.
Pot sa-ti strang mana?
336
00:14:48,025 --> 00:14:50,025
Nu stiu daca ar trebui sa faci asta...
Tocmai am...
337
00:14:50,027 --> 00:14:51,593
In regula, nu conteza.
338
00:14:52,428 --> 00:14:54,496
Amy, n-o sa ma mai spal vreodata.
339
00:14:54,498 --> 00:14:57,165
Chiar ar trebui.
340
00:14:58,334 --> 00:15:01,002
60 secunde.
341
00:15:01,004 --> 00:15:02,270
Nu arata prea bine.
342
00:15:02,272 --> 00:15:04,239
1 minut e destul timp.
343
00:15:04,241 --> 00:15:07,275
Spun asta femeilor de 20 ani.
344
00:15:09,946 --> 00:15:12,681
45.
45 de secunde
345
00:15:12,683 --> 00:15:15,016
este suficient timp ca o femeie
sa paseasca pe usa aia
346
00:15:15,018 --> 00:15:16,384
si sa se indragosteasca de mine.
347
00:15:16,386 --> 00:15:19,487
Sau chiar jumate din asta daca
bag faza cu ochii de vaca.
348
00:15:20,323 --> 00:15:21,790
30 secunde.
349
00:15:21,792 --> 00:15:23,258
Uh-oh.
350
00:15:23,260 --> 00:15:25,860
Dar daca este Jennifer Lawrence?
351
00:15:25,862 --> 00:15:27,128
Ce?
352
00:15:27,130 --> 00:15:29,431
Oh, ultima din Hunger Games
n-a fost in ceaiul meu.
353
00:15:29,433 --> 00:15:32,334
Dar ai crezut ca era in X-Men.
354
00:15:32,336 --> 00:15:33,768
Oh, bine...n-o sa-mi blochez inima
355
00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:35,370
pentru dragostea lui Jennifer Lawrence.
356
00:15:36,606 --> 00:15:39,653
Baieti, 15 secunde.
Poate asteapta sa apara
357
00:15:39,654 --> 00:15:41,444
in chiar ultimul moment.
358
00:15:41,445 --> 00:15:42,811
Ca o regina dramatica.
359
00:15:42,813 --> 00:15:46,681
Oh, nu.
Chiar este Jennifer Lawrence.
360
00:15:47,416 --> 00:15:48,216
5...
361
00:15:48,218 --> 00:15:49,584
4...
362
00:15:49,586 --> 00:15:51,186
3...
363
00:15:51,188 --> 00:15:53,021
2...
364
00:15:53,023 --> 00:15:54,422
1.
365
00:15:58,828 --> 00:16:00,729
Ce pacat.
366
00:16:00,731 --> 00:16:03,231
Poate am facut testul
prea dificil.
367
00:16:03,233 --> 00:16:05,033
Nu cred ca mai conteaza.
Uite, Sheldon,
368
00:16:05,035 --> 00:16:07,969
Cred ca atunci cand va veni
momentul sa cunosti pe cineva,
369
00:16:07,971 --> 00:16:09,304
se va intampla pur si simplu.
370
00:16:09,306 --> 00:16:11,973
Ok? Nu pentru un test sau
un portal,
371
00:16:11,975 --> 00:16:14,175
ci pentru ...
372
00:16:14,177 --> 00:16:17,412
Ne traim visul!
373
00:16:23,152 --> 00:16:25,720
Este o fata si e chiar
foarte draguta.
374
00:16:25,722 --> 00:16:27,555
Raspunde!
375
00:16:27,557 --> 00:16:29,024
In regula.
376
00:16:35,231 --> 00:16:36,564
Te pot ajuta cu ceva?
377
00:16:36,566 --> 00:16:39,834
Um, esti fizicianul cu anunt
pe Craigslist?
378
00:16:39,836 --> 00:16:40,969
Da.
379
00:16:40,971 --> 00:16:43,071
Buna, sunt Vanessa Bennett.
380
00:16:43,073 --> 00:16:44,939
Scuze ca mi-a luat ceva sa
ajung aici.
381
00:16:44,941 --> 00:16:46,441
M-am blocat cu acel simpozion
plictisitor
382
00:16:46,443 --> 00:16:49,044
despre spectoscropia atomica
care a intrat peste anuntul tau,
383
00:16:49,046 --> 00:16:50,545
si mi-a salvat seara.
384
00:16:50,547 --> 00:16:52,347
Puzzle-ul a fost.....
chiar dragut.
385
00:16:52,349 --> 00:16:54,449
N-am apucat sa traduc niciodata
din Klingoniana
386
00:16:54,451 --> 00:16:57,652
in Sanskrita veche pana acum.
387
00:16:57,654 --> 00:16:59,354
Bine...
388
00:16:59,356 --> 00:17:02,557
atentie...te prinde.
389
00:17:02,559 --> 00:17:06,561
Chija''e'vlKub je.
390
00:17:08,698 --> 00:17:10,965
Sau, cum spun in Sanskrita..
391
00:17:11,867 --> 00:17:14,836
Ahm asman matey-bee
ta-teyva.
392
00:17:14,838 --> 00:17:18,807
Si uite cum ajungi un rahat
Klingonian-Sanskrit.
393
00:17:18,809 --> 00:17:21,776
In fine, trebuia sa intalnesc persoana
394
00:17:21,778 --> 00:17:23,945
responsabila pentru o idee
atat de grozava.
395
00:17:23,947 --> 00:17:26,481
Si nu trebuie sa-ti spun ca nu
sunt prea multi barbati
396
00:17:26,483 --> 00:17:30,285
sa iubeasca fizica, dialectele
arhaice si steagurile lumii.
397
00:17:30,287 --> 00:17:32,954
Sunt putin unicorn.
398
00:17:32,956 --> 00:17:34,923
Bine, poate ca esti o
domnisoara
399
00:17:34,925 --> 00:17:37,459
chiar speciala,
dar dupa cum stii,
400
00:17:37,461 --> 00:17:40,128
ai ratat termenul limita,
dar iti multumesc ca ai participat.
401
00:17:47,403 --> 00:17:49,604
Cum ai putut s-o alungi?!
402
00:17:49,606 --> 00:17:51,773
A intarziat.
403
00:17:51,775 --> 00:17:52,807
Si...
404
00:17:52,809 --> 00:17:54,976
a gasit spectroscopia atomica
plictisitoare.
405
00:17:54,978 --> 00:17:58,680
Si n-as face sex cu ea folosind
organele tale.
406
00:18:07,589 --> 00:18:09,956
Multumesc ca ma duci acasa.
407
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,424
Nicio problema.
408
00:18:11,426 --> 00:18:13,026
Chiar imi pare rau de masina ta.
409
00:18:13,028 --> 00:18:14,327
Oh, este ok.
410
00:18:14,329 --> 00:18:17,063
Daca esti libera week/end-ul urmator
as dori sa mai iesim o data.
411
00:18:17,065 --> 00:18:19,999
Um... asculta,
esti un tip dragut,
412
00:18:20,001 --> 00:18:23,269
dar nu cred c-o sa mearga.
413
00:18:24,138 --> 00:18:25,438
Oh. Ok.
414
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:26,572
Chi...
415
00:18:26,574 --> 00:18:28,074
Chiar imi pare rau.
416
00:18:28,076 --> 00:18:30,243
Nu, macar...
aceeasi femeie
417
00:18:30,245 --> 00:18:33,613
care l-a respins pe Sheldon Cooper
m-a respins si pe mine.
418
00:18:35,049 --> 00:18:38,618
Uite vezi.
419
00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:41,354
Daca va fi sa-l intalnesc,
macar avem ceva in comun.
420
00:18:41,356 --> 00:18:42,689
Sigur. Heh.
421
00:18:42,691 --> 00:18:44,657
Si daca el te-a sarutat,
si eu te voi saruta,
422
00:18:44,659 --> 00:18:46,997
ca sa ai la ce te gandi...
Ok, iesi.
423
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:56,106
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