transcribed by basiadora
Mirror, mirror, what does our future hold?
Show me what happens when our stories unfold.
Welcome to my wicked world, wicked world
___ 1x05 VOODOO? YOU DO
Uh! What is this hideous place?
- My home. - We're on The Isle of the Lost?
Eww! Ben! Save me!
Now I know why they say: 'Be careful what you wish for.'
I have forgotten how bad the city's drainage system is.
These seriously need better catch-basins.
Really?
I'm taking Sustainable Urban Planning this semester.
- Does it say where we are? - Thanks to my dad...
...there's no service on The Isle of the Lost.
So we can't even find a way out of here?!
Can we even selfie?
Okay, this place needs so many filters.
Uh, excuse me, ma'am. You dropped...
- my wallet... - We should find a place to hide.
Uh, yeah. Before anybody sees we're here.
There!
How are we supposed to get there? There's mud everywhere!
I'll just throw my jacket over the...
Why would you cover up such a perfect puddle of mud?
Liking mud is not a VK thing. It's a Mal thing.
Wait. Is this place even open?
'Store hours: Whenever we feel like it.'
Look at all of this junk!
Oh! Dictatorship for Beginners!
It's so beautiful.
Don't get shally.
Figures! The only remotely interesting item here
would be on the must-go rack.
What's this?! It's beautiful.
- Are you stealing that? - It was hanging with the dress.
I would never steal.
I mean, why are you stealing that when you could be stealing this.
It's way cuter. Go ahead! Take it.
No, I can't. That's wrong.
That's the whole point. It's what we do here. Go on, take it.
- Oh, no. - Oh, no what?
It's Freddie.
Freddie? Short for Frederique?
Short for 'Let's blow this voodoo stand.'
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