1 00:00:00,457 --> 00:00:04,012 Will the Magistrate's Court of London please come to order? 2 00:00:05,113 --> 00:00:07,002 Applying the queen's law to this matter, 3 00:00:07,003 --> 00:00:10,171 the jury finds Reginia Stillwell... 4 00:00:10,172 --> 00:00:12,307 guilty on two counts of public tomfoolery 5 00:00:12,308 --> 00:00:15,109 and one count of brazen harlotry. 6 00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:19,714 Barrister Cromwell, 7 00:00:19,715 --> 00:00:22,350 - very impressive work. - To you the same, sire. 8 00:00:22,351 --> 00:00:24,586 I haven't seen you around these parts. 9 00:00:24,587 --> 00:00:26,287 You must have studied 10 00:00:26,288 --> 00:00:28,022 under Mitchard Grinder at Cambridge. 11 00:00:28,023 --> 00:00:30,024 I'd recognize his tutelage anywhere. 12 00:00:30,025 --> 00:00:32,393 You have a keen eye, Barrister Heath. 13 00:00:32,394 --> 00:00:34,495 I did not study under Mitchard Grinder... 14 00:00:39,535 --> 00:00:42,070 For I am... Mitchard Grinder. 15 00:00:42,071 --> 00:00:43,404 Dear God! 16 00:00:43,405 --> 00:00:46,040 Why here? Why now? 17 00:00:46,041 --> 00:00:48,543 Because I needed to escape the shadow of myself, 18 00:00:48,544 --> 00:00:50,245 Barrister Heath. 19 00:00:50,246 --> 00:00:52,947 Because I got tired of winning on my name alone. 20 00:00:52,948 --> 00:00:55,617 Because I got tired of winning simply... 21 00:00:55,618 --> 00:00:57,652 because I am The Grinder. 22 00:00:57,653 --> 00:01:00,588 I wanted to win because justice needed me to. 23 00:01:00,589 --> 00:01:01,789 Now, if you'll 24 00:01:01,790 --> 00:01:04,125 excuse me... 25 00:01:04,126 --> 00:01:07,195 I have a lorry to catch. 26 00:01:09,765 --> 00:01:12,467 "Buckingham Malice." 27 00:01:12,468 --> 00:01:13,603 One of my favorite episodes. 28 00:01:13,604 --> 00:01:15,674 It really underscored the character's nobility. 29 00:01:15,675 --> 00:01:17,791 He slept with that guy's wife while wearing his face. 30 00:01:17,792 --> 00:01:19,626 - I think that's illegal. - Not in Europe. 31 00:01:19,627 --> 00:01:21,461 So he was just walking around with a fake face on. 32 00:01:21,462 --> 00:01:23,863 Maybe we all walk around with fake faces on, Stew. 33 00:01:23,864 --> 00:01:25,332 You should think about that. 34 00:01:25,333 --> 00:01:28,247 You know, Dean, just because you walk away 35 00:01:28,248 --> 00:01:29,441 after you say something, it doesn't mean 36 00:01:29,442 --> 00:01:30,308 you made a point. 37 00:01:30,309 --> 00:01:31,643 But it really does help. 38 00:01:31,644 --> 00:01:34,613 Maybe you should think about that, too. 39 00:01:34,614 --> 00:01:36,047 Okay, that-that's a good point. 40 00:01:36,048 --> 00:01:37,649 Yeah, thank you, Dad. You walk away, 41 00:01:37,650 --> 00:01:39,618 and I'll just think about both of those... 42 00:01:39,619 --> 00:01:41,453 both of those great points. 43 00:01:41,454 --> 00:01:45,145 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 44 00:01:45,825 --> 00:01:46,662 Uh... 45 00:01:46,663 --> 00:01:48,297 one last quick thing... I'd like to have 46 00:01:48,298 --> 00:01:50,032 all the week's business closed by Friday at noon. 47 00:01:50,033 --> 00:01:52,668 Ooh, that's a tight deadline. Can I ask why? 48 00:01:52,669 --> 00:01:54,737 He's taking Deb up to the mountains for a, uh... 49 00:01:54,738 --> 00:01:56,572 What's a delicate way to say "sex vacation"? 50 00:01:56,573 --> 00:01:58,541 - Oh, God. - And now we don't need the answer to that. 51 00:01:58,542 --> 00:02:00,510 - "Intimate getaway." Just thought of it. - Thank you, Dean. 52 00:02:00,511 --> 00:02:01,711 Uh, any other business? 53 00:02:01,712 --> 00:02:03,846 Um, who here wears socks? 54 00:02:03,847 --> 00:02:06,215 Because I have a bunch of free socks. 55 00:02:06,216 --> 00:02:08,885 - I love socks! - I wish 56 00:02:08,886 --> 00:02:10,686 I could wear socks. I got this foot thing. 57 00:02:10,687 --> 00:02:13,723 Where'd-where'd you get all the, all the socks, Dean? 58 00:02:13,724 --> 00:02:16,014 I was looking at socks at the store, and they 59 00:02:16,015 --> 00:02:17,724 - gave me a bunch, you know. - Just gave 'em to you? 60 00:02:17,725 --> 00:02:19,184 - Mm-hmm. - And that seems normal to you? 61 00:02:19,185 --> 00:02:20,886 If you blow this for me, Stew... 62 00:02:20,887 --> 00:02:23,355 I'm not gonna blow a thing, Dad. I love free socks. I... 63 00:02:23,356 --> 00:02:24,890 You know what? Never mind. 64 00:02:24,891 --> 00:02:27,507 No, I will always mind. What are you trying to say? 65 00:02:27,508 --> 00:02:29,176 It's just... 66 00:02:29,177 --> 00:02:31,545 you keep saying that you left this show 67 00:02:31,546 --> 00:02:34,047 to come back home and live a normal life. 68 00:02:34,048 --> 00:02:36,250 But your life is-is not normal. 69 00:02:36,251 --> 00:02:38,252 Is that true, guys? 70 00:02:38,253 --> 00:02:40,053 You are not even remotely normal. 71 00:02:40,054 --> 00:02:41,822 You don't want to be normal, Dean. 72 00:02:41,823 --> 00:02:43,991 Trust me, it's horrible. 73 00:02:43,992 --> 00:02:45,592 You know what? They're right, Todd. 74 00:02:45,593 --> 00:02:47,628 You know, I came here... 75 00:02:47,629 --> 00:02:51,098 to leave that all behind... 76 00:02:51,099 --> 00:02:53,100 and yet I haven't. 77 00:02:53,101 --> 00:02:54,167 From now on, 78 00:02:54,168 --> 00:02:55,402 no more free stuff. 79 00:02:55,403 --> 00:02:56,336 No more swag, 80 00:02:56,337 --> 00:02:58,005 no more velvet ropes, 81 00:02:58,006 --> 00:03:00,340 no more late-night Boggle with Paul Giamatti. 82 00:03:00,341 --> 00:03:03,577 From this moment on... 83 00:03:03,578 --> 00:03:06,013 I'm a regular guy. 84 00:03:06,014 --> 00:03:06,980 I think that's good. 85 00:03:06,981 --> 00:03:08,315 I'm gonna... we're gonna... 86 00:03:08,316 --> 00:03:09,950 - Yeah. All right, thank you. - All right. 87 00:03:09,951 --> 00:03:11,051 Next. 88 00:03:11,052 --> 00:03:13,120 - Please, allow me. - Uh... 89 00:03:13,121 --> 00:03:16,390 three lattes for Dean. 90 00:03:16,391 --> 00:03:17,724 You got it. 91 00:03:17,725 --> 00:03:19,226 - Nailed it. - Yeah, you-you did great. 92 00:03:19,227 --> 00:03:21,094 And to think, I had an assistant who was doing this 93 00:03:21,095 --> 00:03:22,596 for me every morning, when I could've been 94 00:03:22,597 --> 00:03:24,264 - doing it myself. - Well, Dean, you're gonna 95 00:03:24,265 --> 00:03:25,399 love it here... there's lines everywhere. 96 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:26,522 Hey, speaking of assistants, 97 00:03:26,523 --> 00:03:28,010 my new assistant is starting today, just in time 98 00:03:28,011 --> 00:03:29,291 for our weekend getaway. 99 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,837 How long do you think this one's gonna last? 100 00:03:30,838 --> 00:03:32,239 I've had some bad luck with assistants. 101 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:33,615 Three in the last year. 102 00:03:33,616 --> 00:03:36,310 - Do you think I'm too hard on them? - No, you're not too hard on them. 103 00:03:36,311 --> 00:03:37,411 You're just, you're particular. 104 00:03:37,412 --> 00:03:38,645 For me, I think a firm leash 105 00:03:38,646 --> 00:03:39,866 and a loose grip is the way to go. 106 00:03:39,867 --> 00:03:41,474 I mean, it will look really bad if I fire 107 00:03:41,475 --> 00:03:43,831 anybody else this year, so loose leash it is, I guess. 108 00:03:43,832 --> 00:03:44,651 No, no, no. 109 00:03:44,652 --> 00:03:47,521 - Firm leash. - Firm leash. Loose grip. - Hmm. 110 00:03:47,522 --> 00:03:50,457 So, welcome. Happy first day. 111 00:03:50,458 --> 00:03:51,892 Pretty much everything you need to know 112 00:03:51,893 --> 00:03:53,994 is in that e-mail I sent this weekend. Um, 113 00:03:53,995 --> 00:03:56,296 - of course, that's just a blueprint. - Okay. 114 00:03:56,297 --> 00:03:58,332 I'm not trying to micromanage you or anything, so... 115 00:03:58,333 --> 00:04:01,802 if you think of a better way to do something, just, you know, 116 00:04:01,803 --> 00:04:04,137 - riff on it. - Uh-huh. Oh, my God, is that 117 00:04:04,138 --> 00:04:07,307 from that truck downtown? They make the best coffee. 118 00:04:07,308 --> 00:04:09,443 - Oh, my God. I know, right? - No, I'm obsessed with it. 119 00:04:09,444 --> 00:04:10,319 Yeah. 120 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:12,913 Yeah. Oh, I wish I still lived on that side of town. 121 00:04:12,914 --> 00:04:15,282 Well, I live right by this place, 122 00:04:15,283 --> 00:04:16,850 and I go there almost every day, 123 00:04:16,851 --> 00:04:19,686 so why don't I bring you a cup tomorrow? 124 00:04:19,687 --> 00:04:21,455 - No, I couldn't ask you to do that. - No, please, 125 00:04:21,456 --> 00:04:24,358 - I'd be so hap... - Wow! You are the coolest boss! 126 00:04:24,359 --> 00:04:26,360 That's kind of what I was going for, so... 127 00:04:26,361 --> 00:04:28,061 So I would love a triple machiato 128 00:04:28,062 --> 00:04:30,497 with one and a half pumps of hazelnut, not two, 129 00:04:30,498 --> 00:04:32,699 and if they could do a side cup with just the foam, 130 00:04:32,700 --> 00:04:34,334 - that would be awesome. - Is that a thing? 131 00:04:34,335 --> 00:04:35,702 Do you want to write this down? 132 00:04:35,703 --> 00:04:38,071 - Uh... - You know, actually, I'll write it down. 133 00:04:38,072 --> 00:04:39,973 I'm your assistant. I can do it. 134 00:04:39,974 --> 00:04:42,709 Okay. Thanks for that. 135 00:04:42,710 --> 00:04:44,845 Okay, last week you said it was gonna be ready 136 00:04:44,846 --> 00:04:47,581 on Tuesday, and on Tuesday, you said it was gonna be ready today, 137 00:04:47,582 --> 00:04:50,016 - so today, what are you saying? - Monday. 138 00:04:50,017 --> 00:04:51,585 Monday is not gonna work for me, Farouk. 139 00:04:51,586 --> 00:04:53,687 I'm supposed to go away with my wife this weekend. 140 00:04:53,688 --> 00:04:55,389 - Take her car. - Her car doesn't have snow tires. 141 00:04:55,390 --> 00:04:56,790 And we're going up into the mountains. 142 00:04:56,791 --> 00:04:58,692 Bring it in. I'll put snow tires on. 143 00:04:58,693 --> 00:05:00,460 I'm not gonna give you both of my cars, Farouk. 144 00:05:00,461 --> 00:05:02,195 Bro, you're screaming now. 145 00:05:02,196 --> 00:05:03,397 I'm not... 146 00:05:03,398 --> 00:05:05,165 Okay, listen... 147 00:05:05,166 --> 00:05:07,968 we haven't been away without the kids in a while, 148 00:05:07,969 --> 00:05:09,903 and I just want to take her 149 00:05:09,904 --> 00:05:11,037 on a kind of, um... 150 00:05:11,038 --> 00:05:12,839 A sex vacation. 151 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:15,675 Yeah, it... it's a sex vacation. 152 00:05:15,676 --> 00:05:18,211 Being normal has been so enlightening. 153 00:05:18,212 --> 00:05:20,147 You seem so connected, Uncle Dean. 154 00:05:20,148 --> 00:05:23,016 Your entire vibe has become much more approachable. 155 00:05:23,017 --> 00:05:25,685 At lunch, this restaurant wanted to seat me right away, 156 00:05:25,686 --> 00:05:29,222 but I said "no," and I waited 45 minutes. 157 00:05:29,223 --> 00:05:31,191 Here, I took pictures. 158 00:05:31,192 --> 00:05:33,393 That's a guy named Ron. Huh? 159 00:05:33,394 --> 00:05:35,595 - How real is that? - It's almost too real. 160 00:05:35,596 --> 00:05:37,364 Stop sign! Stop sign! Stop sign! 161 00:05:37,365 --> 00:05:39,266 Dean, that was a stop sign! 162 00:05:39,267 --> 00:05:42,035 Oh, man. 163 00:05:48,042 --> 00:05:50,944 Sir, do you know why we pulled you over? 164 00:05:50,945 --> 00:05:53,246 I kind of rolled through that stop sign, didn't I? 165 00:05:53,247 --> 00:05:54,448 That's a generous way of putting it. 166 00:05:54,449 --> 00:05:58,084 - Get his license. - Yes, I know, Strauss. 167 00:05:58,085 --> 00:05:59,953 I'm gonna ask for his license. 168 00:05:59,954 --> 00:06:01,588 Can I see your license, please? 169 00:06:06,627 --> 00:06:08,562 Wait. Are... are you The Grinder? 170 00:06:08,563 --> 00:06:10,564 Once upon a time. 171 00:06:10,565 --> 00:06:12,132 This is really embarrassing, 172 00:06:12,133 --> 00:06:14,367 but my wife and I have this free pass thing 173 00:06:14,368 --> 00:06:16,303 where we both get to pick a celebrity. 174 00:06:16,304 --> 00:06:19,773 - Yeah, and I'm hers? - Um... yeah. 175 00:06:19,774 --> 00:06:22,442 You should, you should give him his license back now, Collins. 176 00:06:22,443 --> 00:06:24,711 - So are we free to go, Officer? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 177 00:06:24,712 --> 00:06:27,714 When someone who's not me drives through a stop sign, 178 00:06:27,715 --> 00:06:29,182 what would you do? 179 00:06:29,183 --> 00:06:30,784 Well, I would give them a ticket. 180 00:06:30,785 --> 00:06:32,285 In that case, kind sir, 181 00:06:32,286 --> 00:06:34,988 - I would like one ticket. - Dean. 182 00:06:34,989 --> 00:06:36,923 No way. I-I can't do that. 183 00:06:36,924 --> 00:06:38,658 The Grinder is my favorite sh... 184 00:06:38,659 --> 00:06:41,328 my wife's favorite show. She-she loves it. 185 00:06:41,329 --> 00:06:43,263 Yesterday, I would have just kept on driving. 186 00:06:43,264 --> 00:06:44,931 I wouldn't even have looked back. 187 00:06:44,932 --> 00:06:47,167 But now, I've made a commitment to this man, 188 00:06:47,168 --> 00:06:49,336 and my word is sacred. 189 00:06:49,337 --> 00:06:51,671 I want the ticket. 190 00:06:51,672 --> 00:06:53,340 I need the ticket. 191 00:06:53,341 --> 00:06:57,377 I respect that. Okay. 192 00:06:57,378 --> 00:06:58,903 Write it right-right there. Write "The Grinder." 193 00:06:58,904 --> 00:07:00,447 What the heck are you doing? 194 00:07:00,448 --> 00:07:02,415 Is it gonna be a huge nightmare to take care of it? 195 00:07:02,416 --> 00:07:04,150 Not if you just go online and pay it. 196 00:07:04,151 --> 00:07:05,652 A lot of people make it harder for themselves 197 00:07:05,653 --> 00:07:07,087 and try to fight it. 198 00:07:07,088 --> 00:07:08,355 Regular people do that? 199 00:07:08,356 --> 00:07:10,357 Yeah, they all of a sudden think 200 00:07:10,358 --> 00:07:12,158 they're lawyers, and want to have their day in court. 201 00:07:12,159 --> 00:07:13,326 Oh, no. 202 00:07:13,327 --> 00:07:15,128 Their day in court. 203 00:07:15,129 --> 00:07:17,964 Interesting. 204 00:07:20,112 --> 00:07:23,482 Good morning. In an effort to save time, you should know 205 00:07:23,483 --> 00:07:25,419 my husband's a cop, my dad's a cop. 206 00:07:25,420 --> 00:07:27,154 99% of the time, I'm going to take 207 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:28,755 the cop's word over yours. 208 00:07:32,627 --> 00:07:35,329 Well, hello. Mr. Sanderson. 209 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:38,131 My lucky day. So, what brings you here? 210 00:07:38,132 --> 00:07:40,100 I believe that I was given this ticket in error. 211 00:07:40,101 --> 00:07:43,136 I'm inclined to believe you, but we still have to do this. 212 00:07:43,137 --> 00:07:44,504 Is the officer here? 213 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:46,106 Yup. On my day off. 214 00:07:46,107 --> 00:07:48,775 Missing my son's championship soccer game. 215 00:07:48,776 --> 00:07:50,510 - Objection. Irrelevant. - Sustained. 216 00:07:50,511 --> 00:07:54,014 - Can we get to it? - Yeah, uh, he blew through the stop sign. 217 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:56,116 I gave him a ticket. Pretty cut and dry. 218 00:07:56,117 --> 00:07:59,753 Objection. It may have been cut, but it certainly wasn't dry. 219 00:07:59,754 --> 00:08:01,888 Your Honor, I would like to call 220 00:08:01,889 --> 00:08:04,057 eyewitness Stewart Sanderson to the stand. 221 00:08:04,058 --> 00:08:05,325 Ugh, we don't have a stand. 222 00:08:05,326 --> 00:08:06,693 You can just do it from right there. 223 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:08,495 Your Honor, I would like to call 224 00:08:08,496 --> 00:08:11,097 eyewitness Stewart Sanderson to this general area. 225 00:08:13,935 --> 00:08:15,435 Your Honor. 226 00:08:15,436 --> 00:08:16,536 Mr. Sanderson, 227 00:08:16,537 --> 00:08:17,838 could you describe for the court 228 00:08:17,839 --> 00:08:19,206 what you witnessed 229 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:20,822 - when I was given this ticket? - Sure. 230 00:08:20,823 --> 00:08:22,142 The officer pulled you over, 231 00:08:22,143 --> 00:08:24,444 and when he recognized you from The Grinder, 232 00:08:24,445 --> 00:08:25,779 he refused to give you a ticket. 233 00:08:25,780 --> 00:08:27,759 Then you begged him for one, 234 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:29,747 'cause you're on some kick about being a regular guy, 235 00:08:29,748 --> 00:08:32,052 and he ultimately obliged. 236 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:34,788 He. Ultimately. Obliged. 237 00:08:34,789 --> 00:08:36,690 Your Honor, this isn't about a ticket. 238 00:08:36,691 --> 00:08:38,825 It's even less about running a stop sign. 239 00:08:38,826 --> 00:08:41,228 What this is about is justice. 240 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:43,063 For all people. 241 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:45,031 And wouldn't you agree, Mr. Sanderson, 242 00:08:45,032 --> 00:08:48,235 that people are what make this country great? 243 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:50,837 - It would be hard not to. - So for the record, that's a "yes"? 244 00:08:50,838 --> 00:08:52,939 Yes. People make this country great. 245 00:08:52,940 --> 00:08:55,008 Well, I think Officer Collins would fight you on that. 246 00:08:55,009 --> 00:08:58,178 Apparently, he thinks people with TV shows 247 00:08:58,179 --> 00:09:01,114 are more great than those who tragically don't have them. 248 00:09:01,115 --> 00:09:02,616 - Hmm? - Your Honor, 249 00:09:02,617 --> 00:09:03,784 I move to have 250 00:09:03,785 --> 00:09:05,118 every single ticket 251 00:09:05,119 --> 00:09:06,186 ever written by Officer Collins 252 00:09:06,187 --> 00:09:07,654 thrown into the garbage. 253 00:09:07,655 --> 00:09:09,656 - Garbage? - Okay, well, I can't really do all that. 254 00:09:09,657 --> 00:09:12,392 - But how about if I just throw out yours? - What? 255 00:09:12,393 --> 00:09:13,860 Great. That's perfect. 256 00:09:13,861 --> 00:09:15,161 For-for a start. 257 00:09:17,498 --> 00:09:19,032 You said Friday, remember? 258 00:09:19,033 --> 00:09:20,100 Farouk? 259 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:21,334 - Farouk? - Hey. 260 00:09:21,335 --> 00:09:22,769 That Armenian mechanic 261 00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:24,171 still jerking you around? 262 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:26,273 Well, we don't know if he's Armenian, Dad, 263 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:28,041 but yes, he's still jerking me around. 264 00:09:28,042 --> 00:09:29,843 - Ask your brother to help. - No. 265 00:09:29,844 --> 00:09:32,112 No way, Dad. That's a... that's a non-starter for me. 266 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,346 Besides, Dean's still on this... 267 00:09:33,347 --> 00:09:34,948 whatever it is, proving that he's normal. 268 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,917 You're the one who pushed him into that position. 269 00:09:36,918 --> 00:09:39,519 - I did. Yeah. - Deano! Your brother needs a favor. 270 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:40,762 You know what? I don't, actually. 271 00:09:40,763 --> 00:09:41,555 I'm-I'm fine. 272 00:09:41,556 --> 00:09:42,923 Stop acting like a baby. 273 00:09:42,924 --> 00:09:44,524 Just ask the favor. 274 00:09:45,393 --> 00:09:47,060 Dean... 275 00:09:47,061 --> 00:09:48,829 Let me stop you right there. 276 00:09:48,830 --> 00:09:50,897 Does this favor, in any way, 277 00:09:50,898 --> 00:09:52,632 involve me using my celebrity for personal gain? 278 00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:53,349 Yes, but... 279 00:09:53,350 --> 00:09:55,469 If the answer is yes, I'm afraid my answer is no. 280 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:56,770 I'd like to help. 281 00:09:56,771 --> 00:09:58,972 But I've left that life behind, 282 00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:02,943 and I cannot imagine going back. 283 00:10:02,944 --> 00:10:04,845 It's been two days, Dean. 284 00:10:04,846 --> 00:10:06,079 The man has made a commitment. 285 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:08,214 Now you're gonna fault him for it? 286 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,651 I'm gonna miss my trip. 287 00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:13,019 I'm gonna miss it. 288 00:10:13,020 --> 00:10:14,821 Why don't you just trick him? 289 00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:17,090 Trick him? 290 00:10:17,091 --> 00:10:19,092 How am I gonna trick him into helping me with the mechanic? 291 00:10:19,093 --> 00:10:20,450 I don't know. 292 00:10:20,451 --> 00:10:22,128 How do I trick my dog into going to the vet? 293 00:10:22,129 --> 00:10:23,596 It's easy. 294 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,401 Huh. 295 00:10:28,402 --> 00:10:29,669 - Morning, Deb. - Oh, morning. 296 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:30,871 Hey, listen, so I'm gonna kind of 297 00:10:30,872 --> 00:10:32,506 throw you into the fire today. 298 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:34,341 There's 80 contacts in a shared folder on your desktop 299 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:36,142 called "Vendors." I'm gonna need you to call them... 300 00:10:36,143 --> 00:10:38,044 Sorry, I'm just having a really hard time focusing 301 00:10:38,045 --> 00:10:40,146 'cause I haven't had a coffee. Is that mine? 302 00:10:40,147 --> 00:10:41,681 Oh. Yeah, it is. 303 00:10:41,682 --> 00:10:43,016 Here's your... 304 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:44,851 - hazelnut... - Yes. 305 00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:46,152 ...and the side of foam. 306 00:10:46,153 --> 00:10:47,071 Sorry about that. 307 00:10:47,072 --> 00:10:48,435 No, it's totally fine. 308 00:10:48,436 --> 00:10:50,590 So, I'm gonna need the spreadsheets to reflect the... 309 00:10:50,591 --> 00:10:52,325 Ooh! 310 00:10:52,326 --> 00:10:54,127 This kind of tastes like two full pumps of hazelnut. 311 00:10:54,128 --> 00:10:56,196 Remember, I said pump and a half? 312 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,531 Yeah, I do remember. 313 00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:58,528 Uh, and I watched, 314 00:10:58,529 --> 00:11:00,267 and it's definitely a pump and a half. 315 00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:02,802 This is definitely two. Maybe even two-plus. 316 00:11:02,803 --> 00:11:04,704 Well, now I feel bad. 317 00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:06,039 It happens. 318 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,041 How 'bout I... 319 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,743 bring you another cup tomorrow, 320 00:11:09,744 --> 00:11:11,545 to make up for my... 321 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,513 - horrendous mistake? - That's really sweet. 322 00:11:13,514 --> 00:11:15,148 I'm just, like, trying to figure out 323 00:11:15,149 --> 00:11:16,683 how I'm gonna make it through today. 324 00:11:16,684 --> 00:11:18,051 'Cause of the coffee. 325 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,719 Exactly. You get it. 326 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,021 I do. 327 00:11:21,022 --> 00:11:22,389 And then I ended up 328 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:23,657 updating all the spreadsheets. 329 00:11:23,658 --> 00:11:25,926 Well, hon, you should've gotten her the right amount of pumps. 330 00:11:25,927 --> 00:11:27,027 I mean, she was pretty clear about it. 331 00:11:27,028 --> 00:11:28,728 She's making my life so much harder. 332 00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:30,063 Now I'm getting her coffee every morning 333 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,856 and I'm doing her work for her. 334 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,700 - And you're stressing about it. - Yeah, I'm stressing about it. 335 00:11:33,701 --> 00:11:35,068 I'm trying to get all this work done 336 00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:36,136 before we leave for the weekend 337 00:11:36,137 --> 00:11:38,305 but I can't do my work because 338 00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:40,774 I'm trying to do a good job for her? 339 00:11:40,775 --> 00:11:42,943 I... She flipped it on me somehow. 340 00:11:42,944 --> 00:11:44,444 - You gotta flip it back. - How? 341 00:11:44,445 --> 00:11:46,479 You have to inject a little fear into the equation. 342 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:47,781 - Okay, I like this. - She's getting a little 343 00:11:47,782 --> 00:11:48,677 - too comfortable. - Yeah. 344 00:11:48,678 --> 00:11:49,740 Right? So she's got to know 345 00:11:49,741 --> 00:11:52,217 that the rug can be pulled out from her at any minute. 346 00:11:52,218 --> 00:11:53,954 And that you're the one who's gonna be 347 00:11:53,955 --> 00:11:55,488 you know, doing the... the pulling. 348 00:11:55,489 --> 00:11:57,490 Except I can't, because I already pulled two rugs, 349 00:11:57,491 --> 00:11:59,025 and I'm afraid that Dandro's gonna think 350 00:11:59,026 --> 00:12:00,760 that I'm the problem. 351 00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:02,095 You just let her know that you can pull the rug. 352 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,835 - So, my hand's on the rug... - Your hand's on the rug. 353 00:12:03,836 --> 00:12:06,466 - And I'm looking at her, yeah. - That's way scarier than a rug pull. 354 00:12:06,467 --> 00:12:07,968 It's the potential, 'cause you don't know 355 00:12:07,969 --> 00:12:09,102 - when that's coming. - Mm, yeah. 356 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,136 Then you never get comfortable. 357 00:12:10,137 --> 00:12:11,404 Yeah, run, go get my coffee. 358 00:12:11,405 --> 00:12:12,706 You can do this, Deb. 359 00:12:12,707 --> 00:12:13,907 You just got to flip it on her. 360 00:12:13,908 --> 00:12:15,308 Just like I'm gonna flip it 361 00:12:15,309 --> 00:12:17,277 - on Farouk. - Yeah, you are. 362 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,145 Who's Farouk? 363 00:12:19,146 --> 00:12:20,947 So, you sure it's not ready? 364 00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:23,216 I told you very clearly on the phone, ready next week. 365 00:12:23,217 --> 00:12:25,418 Wow, our-our wires must've gotten crossed, Farouk. 366 00:12:25,419 --> 00:12:27,420 Because my brother, he gave me a ride. 367 00:12:27,421 --> 00:12:29,055 He came all the way down here. He's in the car 368 00:12:29,056 --> 00:12:30,724 over there, have a look, in the car right there. 369 00:12:30,725 --> 00:12:33,093 That's my brother and he gave me a ride to the shop, 370 00:12:33,094 --> 00:12:34,473 because that's what normal people do. 371 00:12:34,474 --> 00:12:36,663 They give each other rides when the cars are ready. 372 00:12:36,664 --> 00:12:37,864 Why didn't you tell me 373 00:12:37,865 --> 00:12:38,965 The Grinder was your brother? 374 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:40,033 Because I would never exploit my 375 00:12:40,034 --> 00:12:41,134 brother's celebrity in that way. 376 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:42,002 How dare you suggest that! 377 00:12:42,003 --> 00:12:43,803 I see what's happening here. 378 00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:46,172 For the brother of The Grinder, ready tomorrow. 379 00:12:46,173 --> 00:12:47,974 Free of charge! 380 00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:50,043 Farouk, that's very nice. 381 00:12:50,044 --> 00:12:51,811 I really appreciate it. 382 00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:53,680 Boy, that is just so easy. 383 00:12:57,852 --> 00:12:59,786 No, Bridget is out of control. 384 00:12:59,787 --> 00:13:00,920 No, she honestly needs 385 00:13:00,921 --> 00:13:02,589 to take a look in the mirror 386 00:13:02,590 --> 00:13:03,890 and take a step back 387 00:13:03,891 --> 00:13:05,925 and get back to reality. 388 00:13:05,926 --> 00:13:07,460 Yeah, bye. Hey, Deb. 389 00:13:07,461 --> 00:13:09,095 Why are you in here? 390 00:13:09,096 --> 00:13:10,296 Why are you in my office right now? 391 00:13:10,297 --> 00:13:12,666 It is just so loud out there. 392 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,249 And these calls are so important. 393 00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:16,102 I just don't want the vendors thinking that they're 394 00:13:16,103 --> 00:13:18,705 anything less than our first priority. 395 00:13:18,706 --> 00:13:20,807 Mm, wow, okay, well, first of all, 396 00:13:20,808 --> 00:13:23,143 please don't talk to the vendors about your friend Bridget. 397 00:13:23,144 --> 00:13:24,377 - Noted. - And secondly, 398 00:13:24,378 --> 00:13:27,347 I'm here now, so... 399 00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,149 Got it. Yeah, no, I literally have five more calls 400 00:13:29,150 --> 00:13:30,950 to make and then it's all yours. 401 00:13:30,951 --> 00:13:33,286 I feel like we need to have a conversation about boundaries. 402 00:13:33,287 --> 00:13:35,822 - 'Okay, here's the deal. I'm the boss. - Mm-hmm. 403 00:13:35,823 --> 00:13:37,490 - You're the assistant. - Mm-hmm. 404 00:13:37,491 --> 00:13:38,992 And if you have a problem with that, 405 00:13:38,993 --> 00:13:40,994 maybe this just isn't the right fit. 406 00:13:40,995 --> 00:13:45,031 Hmm. But you can't fire me, right? 407 00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:47,934 Well... why? 408 00:13:47,935 --> 00:13:49,816 You've gone through, like, three assistants in the past 409 00:13:49,817 --> 00:13:52,639 six months. I mean, that'd almost look bad on you, no? 410 00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:56,776 Dean, I'm sorry. 411 00:13:56,777 --> 00:13:57,911 I don't know what else to say. 412 00:13:57,912 --> 00:13:59,245 You tricked me, Stewart, 413 00:13:59,246 --> 00:14:01,948 like you would trick a dog into going to the vet. 414 00:14:01,949 --> 00:14:03,883 Well, that-that seems... 415 00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:05,952 The deception you perpetrated on me 416 00:14:05,953 --> 00:14:07,187 is unforgivable. 417 00:14:07,188 --> 00:14:09,022 So you can at least promise me one thing. 418 00:14:09,023 --> 00:14:09,748 Okay. 419 00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:11,891 When you're with Deb at the cabin this weekend, 420 00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:13,626 you make it about her. 421 00:14:13,627 --> 00:14:15,995 - I plan to. - 'Cause if you don't, 422 00:14:15,996 --> 00:14:17,931 I will go ape on you. 423 00:14:17,932 --> 00:14:19,566 Car's all set. 424 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:20,900 Oh, great, thank you. 425 00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:22,602 Where's, uh, where's Farouk? 426 00:14:22,603 --> 00:14:24,437 His appendix burst last night. He's in the hospital. 427 00:14:24,438 --> 00:14:26,005 Oh, my gosh. 428 00:14:26,006 --> 00:14:27,941 Well, please pass on our... 429 00:14:27,942 --> 00:14:29,716 Not condolences. That's... that's not right. 430 00:14:29,717 --> 00:14:30,343 No. 431 00:14:30,344 --> 00:14:32,212 - Nobody died. - That would be too much, it's too much. 432 00:14:32,213 --> 00:14:35,348 Um, well, we trust you to strike the right tone. 433 00:14:40,354 --> 00:14:42,088 Hey! 434 00:14:43,958 --> 00:14:45,024 What did I do? 435 00:14:45,025 --> 00:14:46,205 Are you getting pulled over by this guy? 436 00:14:46,206 --> 00:14:48,130 - No, I don't know, this is unbelievable. - You didn't do anything wrong. 437 00:14:48,131 --> 00:14:50,163 - What'd I do? - Huh. 438 00:14:50,164 --> 00:14:51,097 Look who it is. 439 00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:52,932 Hey, Officer Collins. 440 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,400 Uh, did your son win his game? 441 00:14:54,401 --> 00:14:56,503 Yeah, he did actually. Scored the winning goal. 442 00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:57,771 - Great. - I wasn't there. 443 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:58,838 But at least 444 00:14:58,839 --> 00:15:00,173 his stepdad got to see it. 445 00:15:00,174 --> 00:15:02,175 So, not a total loss. 446 00:15:02,176 --> 00:15:05,378 Hmm. I just got a report that you sped off 447 00:15:05,379 --> 00:15:08,014 from a car repair establishment without paying. 448 00:15:08,015 --> 00:15:09,115 Officer, we can explain. 449 00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,450 We had his go-ahead. 450 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,018 - Farouk said it was okay. - Had the okay. 451 00:15:12,019 --> 00:15:13,253 The car was supposed to be ready on Tuesday. 452 00:15:13,254 --> 00:15:14,420 And then he... 453 00:15:14,421 --> 00:15:15,922 - Free. - Did it fast for us. 454 00:15:15,923 --> 00:15:17,857 He said "Free," you know, "you can take it." 455 00:15:17,858 --> 00:15:19,626 Step out of the car, both of you. 456 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,060 But first, you have to promise 457 00:15:21,061 --> 00:15:22,262 that what I said about you in court 458 00:15:22,263 --> 00:15:23,663 won't influence how you treat us today. 459 00:15:23,664 --> 00:15:24,664 Out of the car. 460 00:15:24,665 --> 00:15:25,865 He's not promising. 461 00:15:28,555 --> 00:15:30,682 Yeah. Great. Thank you. 462 00:15:31,885 --> 00:15:32,930 Couldn't get in touch with Dad. 463 00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:34,449 But I left a message with our assistant. 464 00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:35,296 Well, while you were wasting 465 00:15:35,297 --> 00:15:36,954 your time with that, I got it solved. 466 00:15:36,955 --> 00:15:39,003 - You got in touch with Farouk? - Not exactly, but Todd's 467 00:15:39,004 --> 00:15:40,003 on his way to hospital. 468 00:15:40,004 --> 00:15:41,170 Todd? 469 00:15:41,171 --> 00:15:42,205 Of everyone in the office, 470 00:15:42,206 --> 00:15:43,373 you got in touch with Todd? 471 00:15:43,374 --> 00:15:44,507 Who would you have me call? 472 00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:45,775 I don't know... Dad, Claire, 473 00:15:45,776 --> 00:15:47,243 the receptionist, Ethan? 474 00:15:47,244 --> 00:15:48,678 Do you want results? 475 00:15:48,679 --> 00:15:49,946 Because I don't know anyone 476 00:15:49,947 --> 00:15:51,581 who's more due for a win than Todd. 477 00:15:51,582 --> 00:15:52,682 Hello. 478 00:15:52,683 --> 00:15:53,950 I'm Todd Volcheck 479 00:15:53,951 --> 00:15:55,885 from Sanderson & Yao. 480 00:15:55,886 --> 00:15:57,554 And is this the room of, uh, 481 00:15:57,555 --> 00:16:00,723 Farouk... oh, uh, God, I'm gonna butcher this... 482 00:16:00,724 --> 00:16:02,759 uh, Ma-ha... 483 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:06,496 Da... Na-danian? 484 00:16:06,497 --> 00:16:10,967 Farouk Manda... danian? 485 00:16:13,070 --> 00:16:16,072 I can't believe that guy just defecated in front of us. 486 00:16:16,073 --> 00:16:17,674 It's a power play, 487 00:16:17,675 --> 00:16:19,842 plain and simple, and it worked. 488 00:16:19,843 --> 00:16:21,611 You know, we wouldn't be in this position 489 00:16:21,612 --> 00:16:23,112 had you not deceived me. 490 00:16:23,113 --> 00:16:24,380 That cop would've let us go 491 00:16:24,381 --> 00:16:25,882 if you hadn't humiliated him in court. 492 00:16:25,883 --> 00:16:28,351 You know we're gonna be here all night now? My trip is ruined. 493 00:16:28,352 --> 00:16:29,619 Maybe I'm just not built 494 00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:30,753 for regular life. 495 00:16:30,754 --> 00:16:32,088 No, Dean. 496 00:16:32,089 --> 00:16:33,723 Maybe I was too hard on you. 497 00:16:33,724 --> 00:16:35,725 Maybe you should just accept who you are. 498 00:16:35,726 --> 00:16:38,427 God, you teach me so much. 499 00:16:40,297 --> 00:16:42,732 You know what? 500 00:16:42,733 --> 00:16:46,102 I think you taught me a few things, too. 501 00:16:46,103 --> 00:16:47,904 Excuse me? 502 00:16:47,905 --> 00:16:48,905 Hello? 503 00:16:48,906 --> 00:16:49,772 Yes, Officer? 504 00:16:49,773 --> 00:16:51,341 Do you recognize this man? 505 00:16:51,342 --> 00:16:52,675 Sure, he's The Grinder. 506 00:16:52,676 --> 00:16:55,278 - My celebrity free pass! - Thank you. 507 00:16:55,279 --> 00:16:56,980 So you're aware that when he gets out tomorrow, 508 00:16:56,981 --> 00:16:59,048 this place is gonna be crawling with reporters. 509 00:16:59,049 --> 00:17:00,065 Yeah? 510 00:17:00,066 --> 00:17:01,091 But you're not gonna be the guard 511 00:17:01,092 --> 00:17:03,403 standing next to him in those photos, are you? 512 00:17:03,404 --> 00:17:04,554 It'd be the morning shift guy. 513 00:17:04,555 --> 00:17:06,222 It'll be the morning shift guy. 514 00:17:06,223 --> 00:17:07,724 Officer, 515 00:17:07,725 --> 00:17:10,393 do you really want the morning shift guy 516 00:17:10,394 --> 00:17:13,730 to be the one on the news taking the cuffs off of The Grinder? 517 00:17:13,731 --> 00:17:15,398 Or do you want a story that you can tell people 518 00:17:15,399 --> 00:17:18,034 for the rest of your life? 519 00:17:21,805 --> 00:17:23,172 Grinder, over here! Grinder! 520 00:17:23,173 --> 00:17:24,841 What was it like in the big house? 521 00:17:24,842 --> 00:17:25,808 Over here, Grinder! 522 00:17:33,817 --> 00:17:36,452 Stop. 523 00:17:36,453 --> 00:17:38,888 This just doesn't feel right. 524 00:17:38,889 --> 00:17:40,289 Dean, trust me, this is right. 525 00:17:40,290 --> 00:17:42,492 When this used to happen to me on the show, 526 00:17:42,493 --> 00:17:44,227 I would gather the creative team, 527 00:17:44,228 --> 00:17:45,862 and I would sit them down and tell them, 528 00:17:45,863 --> 00:17:47,897 "We have lost the thread. 529 00:17:47,898 --> 00:17:49,465 "We need to get back 530 00:17:49,466 --> 00:17:51,300 to The Grinder's one core principle." 531 00:17:51,301 --> 00:17:52,669 And what was that exactly? 532 00:17:52,670 --> 00:17:54,837 What makes The Grinder The Grinder 533 00:17:54,838 --> 00:17:58,307 is that he never gets by on just being The Grinder. 534 00:17:58,308 --> 00:17:59,942 He proves it. 535 00:17:59,943 --> 00:18:02,111 Every second of every day 536 00:18:02,112 --> 00:18:04,247 with every decision. 537 00:18:04,248 --> 00:18:05,682 Absolute integrity. 538 00:18:05,683 --> 00:18:08,017 - Well, that's a lot of pressure. - I know. 539 00:18:08,018 --> 00:18:09,886 That's why he did heroin that one time. 540 00:18:09,887 --> 00:18:11,688 I thought he didn't know he was doing heroin. 541 00:18:11,689 --> 00:18:13,289 - I think he knew. - What are you saying? 542 00:18:13,290 --> 00:18:15,224 I'm going back in there. 543 00:18:15,225 --> 00:18:16,359 Wha...? Why? 544 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,494 Because, Stew, I gave our cellmates 545 00:18:18,495 --> 00:18:20,663 a story that they will tell for the rest of their lives 546 00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:22,131 about an actor 547 00:18:22,132 --> 00:18:23,866 who defends the law on television, 548 00:18:23,867 --> 00:18:27,036 but thinks he's above it in real life. 549 00:18:27,037 --> 00:18:28,504 I'm gonna rewrite that story. 550 00:18:28,505 --> 00:18:29,872 Show that we're all the same. 551 00:18:29,873 --> 00:18:32,175 It's actually pretty noble. 552 00:18:32,176 --> 00:18:33,976 Yeah, I know. 553 00:18:33,977 --> 00:18:36,179 Well, I'll be here for you when you get out. 554 00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:37,714 Actually, I won't. I'll still be at the cabin. 555 00:18:37,715 --> 00:18:39,482 But, um, like, Monday. 556 00:18:41,585 --> 00:18:43,302 Write to me. 557 00:18:43,303 --> 00:18:45,703 Dean, you're gonna be out way before a letter gets here. 558 00:18:46,757 --> 00:18:48,725 It's, like, overnight, Dean. 559 00:18:48,726 --> 00:18:51,094 We're good? 560 00:18:51,095 --> 00:18:53,096 A smuggled cell phone could be helpful. 561 00:18:53,097 --> 00:18:55,932 I-I don't know how I would smuggle a cell phone in to you. 562 00:18:58,635 --> 00:19:00,002 Never stop fighting! 563 00:19:02,573 --> 00:19:03,706 Stop fighting what? 564 00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:05,141 I have no idea. 565 00:19:06,758 --> 00:19:08,835 - Hey. - You all set? I got the car. 566 00:19:08,836 --> 00:19:10,036 So you flipped it on Farouk? 567 00:19:10,037 --> 00:19:11,337 Yeah, totally flipped it. How about you? 568 00:19:11,338 --> 00:19:13,081 How was your flip thing with, uh, what's her name? 569 00:19:13,082 --> 00:19:14,807 Yeah, yeah, great. I flipped her good. 570 00:19:14,808 --> 00:19:16,976 - Nice. - And then she flipped it right back. 571 00:19:16,977 --> 00:19:18,811 - What, Deb? - I know, honey, I'm sorry. 572 00:19:18,812 --> 00:19:20,413 But, look, we're gonna make it, I promise. 573 00:19:20,414 --> 00:19:23,082 - Why are you so late? - You didn't get my message? 574 00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:25,051 - From jail? I was in jail. - What? Who was in jail? 575 00:19:25,052 --> 00:19:27,654 - I was. I called you. - Are you taking off right now? 576 00:19:27,655 --> 00:19:28,988 'Cause if you're taking off, I think I'm gonna take off, too. 577 00:19:28,989 --> 00:19:30,556 Laura? 578 00:19:30,557 --> 00:19:32,425 Did my husband call by any chance? 579 00:19:32,426 --> 00:19:33,993 From jail? 580 00:19:33,994 --> 00:19:36,095 Oh, yes. 581 00:19:36,096 --> 00:19:39,098 Deb, your husband called from jail. 582 00:19:39,099 --> 00:19:41,601 So, my husband called from jail, 583 00:19:41,602 --> 00:19:43,102 and you forgot to tell me? 584 00:19:43,103 --> 00:19:44,637 Ooh, sorry about that. 585 00:19:44,638 --> 00:19:46,105 It won't happen again. 586 00:19:49,009 --> 00:19:51,477 You know what? I think I am gonna take off. 587 00:19:51,478 --> 00:19:53,346 Great, 'cause I think I'm actually gonna take off, too. 588 00:19:53,347 --> 00:19:55,014 Oh, my God, you totally should. 589 00:19:55,015 --> 00:19:56,762 But before you do that, you should grab all the crap 590 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,107 out of your desk and take it with you. 591 00:19:58,108 --> 00:19:59,975 And then on Monday when you wake up and you think, 592 00:19:59,976 --> 00:20:01,196 "Oh, my God, I should go to work," 593 00:20:01,197 --> 00:20:02,230 you shouldn't come. 594 00:20:02,231 --> 00:20:03,431 Wait, what? 595 00:20:03,432 --> 00:20:04,866 I'm pulling the rug, Laura, 596 00:20:04,867 --> 00:20:06,201 right out from under you. 597 00:20:06,202 --> 00:20:08,336 You got rug-pulled. 598 00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:09,604 I'm Stewart, by the way. 599 00:20:09,605 --> 00:20:10,672 I'm Deb's husband. 600 00:20:10,673 --> 00:20:11,740 Oh, hey, Laura, nice to meet you. 601 00:20:11,741 --> 00:20:13,408 Yeah, we spoke on the phone. 602 00:20:13,409 --> 00:20:15,543 That's right. Right. 603 00:20:22,636 --> 00:20:23,753 Uncle Dean! 604 00:20:24,921 --> 00:20:26,288 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 605 00:20:26,289 --> 00:20:27,589 You all right? 606 00:20:27,590 --> 00:20:28,623 Yeah. 607 00:20:28,624 --> 00:20:30,158 I'm fine. 608 00:20:30,159 --> 00:20:32,294 In spite of having to do things I never thought 609 00:20:32,295 --> 00:20:33,662 I'd have to do to survive in there. 610 00:20:33,663 --> 00:20:35,630 - Uh-oh. - Like eat processed food. 611 00:20:35,631 --> 00:20:36,731 - Oh. - So, 612 00:20:36,732 --> 00:20:38,066 I say we go to a nice restaurant, 613 00:20:38,067 --> 00:20:39,901 and in all likelihood, get a free meal. 614 00:20:39,902 --> 00:20:41,469 - I love it! - Yeah! 615 00:20:41,470 --> 00:20:42,904 I thought you weren't taking any more freebies. 616 00:20:42,905 --> 00:20:43,905 You know, Lizzie, 617 00:20:43,906 --> 00:20:45,240 I learned some things in there. 618 00:20:45,241 --> 00:20:47,075 Much like Martin Luther King 619 00:20:47,076 --> 00:20:48,610 when he was jailed. 620 00:20:48,611 --> 00:20:50,645 I learned that fame is not just a privilege. 621 00:20:50,646 --> 00:20:52,013 It's a responsibility. 622 00:20:52,014 --> 00:20:53,248 And I owe it to the people 623 00:20:53,249 --> 00:20:54,716 who made me famous 624 00:20:54,717 --> 00:20:56,318 to remain famous. 625 00:20:56,319 --> 00:20:57,485 Wow. 626 00:20:57,486 --> 00:20:59,087 I'm even more proud of you now 627 00:20:59,088 --> 00:21:02,157 than when you made that opposite choice yesterday. 628 00:21:02,158 --> 00:21:06,961 Yeah, me, too, Ethan. Me, too. 629 00:21:07,343 --> 00:21:13,798 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com.