1 00:00:00,014 --> 00:00:02,859 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: What's up, my peeps? Let me catch you up. 2 00:00:02,884 --> 00:00:05,476 Jane's whole love triangle blew up dramatically, 3 00:00:05,501 --> 00:00:07,821 because Michael thought Rafael went to the cops 4 00:00:07,847 --> 00:00:09,665 - and snitched on him. - You turned me in! 5 00:00:09,690 --> 00:00:11,118 - Only problem... - JANE: Stop! No! 6 00:00:11,143 --> 00:00:13,259 - Please state your name for the record. - I'm Eric Wu. 7 00:00:13,284 --> 00:00:14,728 It wasn't Rafael. 8 00:00:14,753 --> 00:00:16,431 And so Jane said good-bye 9 00:00:16,456 --> 00:00:17,456 to Michael. 10 00:00:17,481 --> 00:00:19,540 I know. Super sad. 11 00:00:19,565 --> 00:00:20,565 Also sad... 12 00:00:20,590 --> 00:00:21,997 Michael got fired. 13 00:00:22,037 --> 00:00:23,895 - And then this happened. - NADINE: Drive. 14 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:26,684 And so he was gone for six long months, 15 00:00:26,709 --> 00:00:28,184 and Jane moved on. 16 00:00:28,209 --> 00:00:29,457 So Rafael took a shot. 17 00:00:29,482 --> 00:00:30,692 Go on a date with me. 18 00:00:30,717 --> 00:00:31,717 Yes. 19 00:00:31,742 --> 00:00:33,051 Also taking a shot... 20 00:00:33,076 --> 00:00:34,660 - Rogelio. - What? 21 00:00:34,685 --> 00:00:36,316 His telenovela version of Mad Men 22 00:00:36,342 --> 00:00:38,950 was a comedic triumph. However, 23 00:00:38,975 --> 00:00:40,879 he ran into a roadblock. ROGELIO: What does, uh, 24 00:00:40,904 --> 00:00:42,629 "cease and desist" mean anyway? 25 00:00:42,654 --> 00:00:44,321 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh. And remember Petra? 26 00:00:44,347 --> 00:00:45,522 She and Jane actually had 27 00:00:45,547 --> 00:00:47,378 - a little breakthrough. - I have the lovey. 28 00:00:47,403 --> 00:00:49,864 And Jane even invited her to Thanksgiving. 29 00:00:49,889 --> 00:00:51,716 Nice, right? 30 00:00:51,740 --> 00:00:52,973 Not so nice? 31 00:00:52,998 --> 00:00:54,697 She came home to this. 32 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:56,020 It vas accident? 33 00:00:56,045 --> 00:00:57,831 Well, it is Black Friday, 34 00:00:57,856 --> 00:00:59,348 and 'tis the season 35 00:00:59,373 --> 00:01:00,547 for more drama. 36 00:01:00,572 --> 00:01:02,539 So let's dive in. 37 00:01:03,028 --> 00:01:04,441 Even when she was young, 38 00:01:04,466 --> 00:01:06,449 - Jane Gloriana Villanueva - Tyler, no! 39 00:01:06,474 --> 00:01:08,801 Knew the value of hard work. 40 00:01:08,826 --> 00:01:11,278 But her first ever babysitting job 41 00:01:11,303 --> 00:01:13,644 turned out to be really hard. 42 00:01:14,229 --> 00:01:16,472 Potentially life-threatening. 43 00:01:16,497 --> 00:01:17,379 (song playing on TV) Fine. 44 00:01:17,404 --> 00:01:18,348 Five minutes... but then 45 00:01:18,373 --> 00:01:19,817 I'm reading you A Christmas Carol. 46 00:01:19,842 --> 00:01:21,418 You'll love it. I mean, there's ghosts 47 00:01:21,443 --> 00:01:23,188 from the past and the present and... 48 00:01:23,213 --> 00:01:25,950 - (TV playing loudly) - (phone ringing) 49 00:01:25,975 --> 00:01:28,147 Hey. So, how's it going? 50 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:29,933 (groans): Oh, thank God the Villanueva women 51 00:01:29,958 --> 00:01:30,918 only have girls. 52 00:01:30,943 --> 00:01:31,723 Yeah. 53 00:01:31,748 --> 00:01:33,248 I had a feeling about that kid. 54 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:35,321 What's the inside of the house like? 55 00:01:35,346 --> 00:01:37,543 Oh, my God, Mom, it's, like, my dream house. 56 00:01:37,568 --> 00:01:39,558 - (door closes) - There's a white picket fence... 57 00:01:39,612 --> 00:01:41,878 JANE: No. 58 00:01:41,903 --> 00:01:43,703 No, I don't care how good the babysitter is. 59 00:01:43,728 --> 00:01:45,655 - It's not the same as family. - _ 60 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:48,216 Plus, I can't imagine leaving Mateo with a stranger. 61 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:50,546 Speaking of ghosts from the past... 62 00:01:50,571 --> 00:01:52,721 - _ - ♪ ♪ 63 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:54,952 I get it, but if we don't hire a sitter, 64 00:01:54,977 --> 00:01:56,108 we'll be going on our date 65 00:01:56,133 --> 00:01:57,900 sometime around Presidents' Day. 66 00:01:57,925 --> 00:01:59,835 (quietly): America's least romantic holiday. 67 00:01:59,860 --> 00:02:03,538 - What about next week, Ma? - Oh, Christmas dance recital rehearsal, remember? 68 00:02:03,563 --> 00:02:06,631 - I could do it tonight. - Nah, my grad school Christmas party's tonight. 69 00:02:06,656 --> 00:02:09,590 You really want to drink with the same people you're locked in a room with five days a week? 70 00:02:09,615 --> 00:02:11,569 You'd have so much more fun drinking with me. 71 00:02:11,594 --> 00:02:13,202 Yes. But I have to go. 72 00:02:13,227 --> 00:02:15,101 Dr. Lorraine Bolton's gonna be there. 73 00:02:15,739 --> 00:02:17,202 Seriously? 74 00:02:17,227 --> 00:02:19,748 Author of the The New York Times bestseller 75 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:21,806 12 Things Romy Did Before Dying? 76 00:02:21,831 --> 00:02:23,506 Inspirational TED Talk speaker 77 00:02:23,531 --> 00:02:25,850 - with two million hits? - Any relation to Michael Bolton? 78 00:02:25,875 --> 00:02:27,608 Ooh. I've heard of him. 79 00:02:27,633 --> 00:02:30,792 Anyway, she is the most in demand professor 80 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,917 in our department because she is brilliant. 81 00:02:32,942 --> 00:02:35,804 - And fabulous, and I need her to be my advisor. - XIOMARA: Got it. 82 00:02:35,829 --> 00:02:38,032 Did you ask your dad to babysit? 83 00:02:38,057 --> 00:02:40,460 Yeah. He said he's busy with Hombres Locos. 84 00:02:40,485 --> 00:02:42,171 He say anything else? 85 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:44,171 No. Nothing about your theme song. 86 00:02:44,899 --> 00:02:47,413 - He hates it. - JANE: He doesn't! 87 00:02:47,438 --> 00:02:49,905 He's slammed... I'm sure he hasn't even listened to it yet. 88 00:02:49,930 --> 00:02:51,596 The song is amazing. 89 00:02:51,621 --> 00:02:52,787 Seriously, 90 00:02:52,812 --> 00:02:54,577 you're our very own Michael Bolton. 91 00:02:54,602 --> 00:02:56,179 Jane, listen to me. 92 00:02:56,204 --> 00:02:58,335 Okay, two-hand grab. This is serious. 93 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:00,772 I really think that we should hire a babysitter. 94 00:03:00,797 --> 00:03:02,430 I will even background check 95 00:03:02,455 --> 00:03:04,071 the background-checking company. 96 00:03:04,915 --> 00:03:06,648 What do you think? 97 00:03:06,673 --> 00:03:09,040 It would be nice to have someone to help out 98 00:03:09,065 --> 00:03:10,872 when we're all stretched out a little thin. 99 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:14,471 Okay, I'll meet some of the candidates. 100 00:03:14,496 --> 00:03:16,694 But... I am making no promises. 101 00:03:16,719 --> 00:03:20,999 _ 102 00:03:21,233 --> 00:03:24,061 _ 103 00:03:24,086 --> 00:03:26,753 (mid-tempo Latin rock intro plays) 104 00:03:33,175 --> 00:03:35,782 ♪ ♪ 105 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:39,127 MAN: Can I help you find something? 106 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:41,278 No, thank you. Most of us are experts. 107 00:03:41,894 --> 00:03:44,761 Okay, since this is your first Black Friday, 108 00:03:44,786 --> 00:03:46,224 - let's go over some rules. - _ 109 00:03:46,248 --> 00:03:47,856 I just want to say how honored I am 110 00:03:47,881 --> 00:03:49,606 - to be included in this Villanueva... - First rule: 111 00:03:49,631 --> 00:03:51,247 - no chitchat. - Rule number two: 112 00:03:51,272 --> 00:03:53,216 never dig in the bins; the bins are for suckers. 113 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:55,116 Nobody needs a 12-pack of hand sanitizer. 114 00:03:55,141 --> 00:03:57,051 _ 115 00:03:57,076 --> 00:03:59,176 _ 116 00:03:59,201 --> 00:04:01,793 _ 117 00:04:01,818 --> 00:04:04,801 _ 118 00:04:04,826 --> 00:04:06,012 - She said... - Got it. 119 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:08,106 Don't go looking in anybody else's cart. 120 00:04:08,131 --> 00:04:11,076 Okay, then. Well, this'll be our meeting spot. 121 00:04:11,101 --> 00:04:12,403 I'll see everybody in an hour. 122 00:04:12,428 --> 00:04:13,609 Clear eyes, full carts, 123 00:04:13,634 --> 00:04:15,215 - let's shop! - Yes! 124 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:17,607 ♪ ♪ 125 00:04:31,994 --> 00:04:34,461 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, wow. There's a ghost 126 00:04:34,486 --> 00:04:36,326 Jane didn't expect to see this Christmas. 127 00:04:36,351 --> 00:04:38,197 ♪ ♪ 128 00:04:38,299 --> 00:04:41,649 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 129 00:04:41,674 --> 00:04:46,081 _ 130 00:04:49,950 --> 00:04:53,351 ♪ ♪ 131 00:05:00,445 --> 00:05:01,744 (sighs) 132 00:05:01,769 --> 00:05:03,035 (soft gasp) 133 00:05:03,839 --> 00:05:06,373 - Hi. - Oh, hey. 134 00:05:08,107 --> 00:05:10,040 So, how have you been? 135 00:05:10,065 --> 00:05:12,522 Um, pretty good, actually. I did some traveling. 136 00:05:12,547 --> 00:05:15,348 Good. Yeah. 137 00:05:15,373 --> 00:05:17,439 I heard that you lost your job. 138 00:05:17,464 --> 00:05:19,854 - I was worried. - I'm sorry, I actually can't do this. 139 00:05:19,879 --> 00:05:21,645 I'm just not interested in catching up. 140 00:05:21,670 --> 00:05:23,323 - Oh, okay. - Yeah, just, 141 00:05:23,348 --> 00:05:24,886 - you know, I've moved on, so... - Yes. 142 00:05:24,910 --> 00:05:26,510 - I'm sorry. Of course. - Yeah. 143 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:27,668 Hey, Michael. 144 00:05:27,931 --> 00:05:29,311 Take care. 145 00:05:29,336 --> 00:05:31,603 ♪ ♪ 146 00:05:35,694 --> 00:05:37,467 You okay? 147 00:05:37,492 --> 00:05:38,967 Mm-hmm. 148 00:05:45,748 --> 00:05:48,102 (long sigh) 149 00:05:53,815 --> 00:05:57,650 (soft groan) I mean, I get why Michael didn't want to talk. 150 00:05:57,675 --> 00:05:58,976 He's moved on. 151 00:05:59,756 --> 00:06:02,319 But it's just so weird. 152 00:06:04,388 --> 00:06:07,037 Okay, so what about this for the Christmas party? 153 00:06:07,062 --> 00:06:09,880 Note... the riding boots. 154 00:06:10,225 --> 00:06:12,158 Dr. Bolton is a champion equestrian, 155 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:13,388 so I'm trying to pique her interest 156 00:06:13,413 --> 00:06:15,513 without having to answer too many questions about horses. 157 00:06:15,538 --> 00:06:16,704 (laughs): You look great. 158 00:06:16,729 --> 00:06:17,687 Very advisable. 159 00:06:17,712 --> 00:06:20,199 - Mm, mm, mm. - (chuckles): Now, go get her. 160 00:06:20,224 --> 00:06:22,188 Yes, yes, yes. Hi, baby! 161 00:06:22,213 --> 00:06:23,813 You ready to go to Daddy's? 162 00:06:23,838 --> 00:06:26,009 - Huh, Mr. Mateo? - (rapid kisses) 163 00:06:26,034 --> 00:06:27,329 Who is my best boy? 164 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:28,854 (gasps) Yes, you are. 165 00:06:28,879 --> 00:06:30,579 (gasps) Yes, you are! 166 00:06:30,604 --> 00:06:32,079 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Can we stop that? 167 00:06:32,104 --> 00:06:34,227 Yes, we can. Yes, we can. 168 00:06:34,252 --> 00:06:35,344 Hey, Petra. 169 00:06:35,370 --> 00:06:38,228 Oh! Jane. Hi! 170 00:06:38,252 --> 00:06:40,805 Yeah. Still haven't gotten used to the fact 171 00:06:40,831 --> 00:06:42,009 that these two are friendly. 172 00:06:42,034 --> 00:06:43,209 Hey, uh, thanks again 173 00:06:43,234 --> 00:06:44,470 for the Thanksgiving leftovers. 174 00:06:44,495 --> 00:06:46,493 I think my babies are now 20% stuffing. 175 00:06:46,518 --> 00:06:49,407 - Then again, it's only been a day. - (chuckles): Oh... 176 00:06:49,432 --> 00:06:50,504 Of course. 177 00:06:50,529 --> 00:06:52,004 See you later. 178 00:06:52,029 --> 00:06:53,204 What's with all the ice? 179 00:06:53,229 --> 00:06:56,360 Oh. Swollen ankles. You know how pregnancy is. 180 00:06:56,385 --> 00:06:58,157 - Yeah. Here, let me help. - No, I'm good. 181 00:06:58,182 --> 00:06:59,806 - Oh, come on, I can grab one. - I'm fine. 182 00:06:59,831 --> 00:07:01,400 - Don't worry about it. - You're pregnant. I can do it. 183 00:07:01,424 --> 00:07:02,519 - Jane, I'm fine! - Oh. 184 00:07:02,544 --> 00:07:04,359 Well, that was a little cold. 185 00:07:07,192 --> 00:07:09,159 - _ - Is that enough? 186 00:07:09,184 --> 00:07:10,743 We'll find out. 187 00:07:10,768 --> 00:07:13,485 - _ - PETRA: Okay. 188 00:07:13,510 --> 00:07:15,688 (panting): Enough... enough of this. 189 00:07:15,713 --> 00:07:17,846 We need to go to the police, Mother, 190 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:18,970 tell them the truth. 191 00:07:18,995 --> 00:07:20,656 You went to slap him. 192 00:07:20,681 --> 00:07:22,212 You forgot about the... hook. 193 00:07:22,237 --> 00:07:25,367 I just got out of jail for aggravated assault. 194 00:07:25,392 --> 00:07:27,461 Do you think they're going to believe me? 195 00:07:27,486 --> 00:07:29,735 They'll lock me up, throw away the key. 196 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:32,266 I can't do this, Mother. I-I can't be an accomplice. 197 00:07:32,291 --> 00:07:34,465 You tell the police... 198 00:07:34,490 --> 00:07:37,166 and I will take you down with me. 199 00:07:37,191 --> 00:07:39,892 Don't worry. I have a plan. 200 00:07:40,644 --> 00:07:41,965 I wanted to say good-bye. 201 00:07:41,990 --> 00:07:43,790 I'm taking a quick trip to Los Angeles. 202 00:07:43,815 --> 00:07:46,166 Be sure to follow me on Periscope, Twitter and Instagram. 203 00:07:46,191 --> 00:07:50,066 Or TMZ. I'm sure they're going to be all over me at LAX. 204 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:56,071 Geez, Rogelio, if you hated my theme song that much, 205 00:07:56,096 --> 00:07:58,368 you could just tell me... you don't have to leave the state. 206 00:07:58,393 --> 00:07:59,267 What?! 207 00:07:59,292 --> 00:08:00,466 No, no. 208 00:08:00,491 --> 00:08:02,087 Xiomara... 209 00:08:02,112 --> 00:08:06,186 your theme song was like a thousand tiny angels 210 00:08:06,211 --> 00:08:07,386 tickling my eardrums. 211 00:08:07,411 --> 00:08:09,602 Really? You loved it? 212 00:08:09,627 --> 00:08:11,805 - Why didn't you say anything? - I'm sorry. 213 00:08:11,831 --> 00:08:15,065 I've been the tiniest bit focused on myself lately. 214 00:08:15,090 --> 00:08:17,189 But know that I sent your song to Telemasivo, 215 00:08:17,213 --> 00:08:20,649 because I think it would be perfect for Hombres Locos. 216 00:08:20,674 --> 00:08:23,462 Problem is, there might not be an Hombres Locos. 217 00:08:23,487 --> 00:08:25,361 Which is just plain loco. 218 00:08:25,386 --> 00:08:26,885 What? Why? 219 00:08:26,910 --> 00:08:29,063 There's a legal issue 220 00:08:29,088 --> 00:08:30,485 with the original Mad Men. 221 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,415 However, I tracked down the person 222 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:34,316 capable of untangling this mess, 223 00:08:34,341 --> 00:08:37,142 so I must fly to Hollywood to speak to him, 224 00:08:37,167 --> 00:08:39,835 bigwig to bigwig. 225 00:08:39,860 --> 00:08:42,460 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And speaking of bigwigs... 226 00:08:42,485 --> 00:08:44,712 _ 227 00:08:44,737 --> 00:08:46,054 _ 228 00:08:46,079 --> 00:08:48,379 JANE: Okay, I've done my research on Dr. Bolton, 229 00:08:48,404 --> 00:08:52,339 and I have five anecdotes to casually slip into any conversation 230 00:08:52,364 --> 00:08:56,123 in order to evoke a natural and spontaneous connection between us. 231 00:08:56,148 --> 00:08:59,902 Love it. What a fun-slash-creepy way to begin your relationship. 232 00:09:01,143 --> 00:09:04,051 - _ - Ay. You remember this poser, right? 233 00:09:04,076 --> 00:09:06,847 _ 234 00:09:06,872 --> 00:09:09,839 _ 235 00:09:09,864 --> 00:09:11,644 MAN: Hey, Wesley! 236 00:09:11,669 --> 00:09:13,847 Ugh. He makes me so mad! 237 00:09:13,872 --> 00:09:15,316 Babe, just relax, okay? 238 00:09:15,341 --> 00:09:17,345 Bolton is gonna love you. 239 00:09:17,370 --> 00:09:19,376 Okay. Here goes. 240 00:09:19,401 --> 00:09:21,085 JANE: Oh, nope, never mind. 241 00:09:21,110 --> 00:09:22,885 I'll wait till Dr. Doom has cleared out. 242 00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:25,080 _ 243 00:09:25,105 --> 00:09:26,246 The man hates me. 244 00:09:26,270 --> 00:09:27,229 He doesn't hate you. 245 00:09:27,255 --> 00:09:28,967 You haven't seen my latest evaluation. 246 00:09:28,992 --> 00:09:31,131 I'm forwarding it to you right now. 247 00:09:35,671 --> 00:09:38,238 Seriously, have another glass of wine. 248 00:09:38,263 --> 00:09:39,284 You need to chill out. 249 00:09:39,309 --> 00:09:40,884 (exhales): Yeah. 250 00:09:41,621 --> 00:09:45,590 WESLEY: That sounds like the weirdest orphans' Thanksgiving ever. 251 00:09:45,615 --> 00:09:47,589 Was Rafael's crazy sister there? 252 00:09:47,614 --> 00:09:51,388 No. Luisa was at this place in South America. 253 00:09:51,413 --> 00:09:53,188 The Osho Ashram. 254 00:09:53,213 --> 00:09:54,388 The what, now? 255 00:09:54,413 --> 00:09:58,128 Mm, mm. This place that she disappears to 256 00:09:58,153 --> 00:10:00,308 when she feels like she might fall off the wagon. 257 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,737 Ah. 258 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:04,043 JANE: Okay, he's leaving. I'm going in. 259 00:10:05,566 --> 00:10:08,206 - Jane. - Professor Chavez. 260 00:10:08,231 --> 00:10:09,920 It should be noted that Jane was armed 261 00:10:09,945 --> 00:10:11,214 with a carefully researched list 262 00:10:11,238 --> 00:10:13,261 - _ - of spontaneous and funny anecdotes. 263 00:10:13,286 --> 00:10:15,777 - _ - Also, she was kind of drunk. 264 00:10:15,802 --> 00:10:18,869 My cousin's actually the mayor of Savannah. 265 00:10:18,894 --> 00:10:21,114 I wrote my thesis on Lima. 266 00:10:21,139 --> 00:10:24,441 Lady Royal bucked me so hard 267 00:10:24,467 --> 00:10:26,378 I lost my sense of smell for a year. 268 00:10:26,403 --> 00:10:27,772 Je le fais souvent... 269 00:10:27,797 --> 00:10:29,698 WOMAN: I was traumatized. 270 00:10:29,723 --> 00:10:32,157 The nuns used to check the length of my skirt 271 00:10:32,182 --> 00:10:33,436 with a credit card. 272 00:10:33,461 --> 00:10:34,966 Well, that's not very interesting. 273 00:10:34,991 --> 00:10:36,743 Get in there, Jane! 274 00:10:36,768 --> 00:10:40,477 I actually taught at a Catholic high school last year, 275 00:10:40,502 --> 00:10:41,531 and I had... 276 00:10:41,556 --> 00:10:43,899 a pretty crazy exp... 277 00:10:43,924 --> 00:10:46,096 _ 278 00:10:46,121 --> 00:10:47,771 _ 279 00:10:47,796 --> 00:10:49,457 _ 280 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,623 _ 281 00:10:54,565 --> 00:10:56,803 I-I am so sorry. Here, let me help. 282 00:10:56,828 --> 00:10:57,710 Uh... 283 00:10:57,735 --> 00:10:58,501 Oh... 284 00:10:58,526 --> 00:10:59,959 Please stop. 285 00:10:59,984 --> 00:11:02,993 Just... stay away from me. 286 00:11:03,018 --> 00:11:05,968 Well, there's your funny anecdote. 287 00:11:10,767 --> 00:11:13,436 - (groans) - No drinking and e-mailing. 288 00:11:13,461 --> 00:11:15,713 Mom, you don't understand. 289 00:11:15,739 --> 00:11:17,203 I have to apologize. 290 00:11:17,228 --> 00:11:20,035 I... pawed at her boob. 291 00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:22,660 And then somehow I squeezed! 292 00:11:22,685 --> 00:11:25,285 Good. You finally got some action. 293 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:29,549 - Now, make your case the old-fashioned way. - (kiss) 294 00:11:29,574 --> 00:11:31,307 Also making his case, 295 00:11:31,332 --> 00:11:33,997 - _ - Rogelio... or trying, anyway. 296 00:11:34,022 --> 00:11:36,824 So as Don Juan Draper closes the cigarette account, 297 00:11:36,849 --> 00:11:39,216 Rogelito opens up a carton... to celebrate, no?... 298 00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:41,404 but instead of cigarettes, it's filled with... 299 00:11:41,429 --> 00:11:42,484 cocaine! 300 00:11:42,508 --> 00:11:44,691 Then Rogelito starts to snort 301 00:11:44,716 --> 00:11:46,669 the cocaine, when bam! 302 00:11:46,694 --> 00:11:49,070 Don Juan Draper shoots him in the head! 303 00:11:49,095 --> 00:11:52,396 Then he turns coolly to camera and says, 304 00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:55,981 "I'd like to sell the world some coke." 305 00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:58,057 Fade out. 306 00:11:58,082 --> 00:12:00,511 End of pilot. (clicks tongue) 307 00:12:02,498 --> 00:12:05,465 (sighs quietly) 308 00:12:05,490 --> 00:12:06,935 No. 309 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,460 And speaking of bad news... 310 00:12:09,485 --> 00:12:11,352 I've counseled Nadine's family 311 00:12:11,377 --> 00:12:13,309 since they joined our church... 312 00:12:13,334 --> 00:12:14,730 Yeah, I know. 313 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:16,740 I can't believe she's gone. 314 00:12:16,765 --> 00:12:18,732 ♪ ♪ 315 00:12:18,757 --> 00:12:21,239 You said you worked for Sin Rostro because she threatened 316 00:12:21,264 --> 00:12:24,527 your family... if that's true, help me catch her. Help me. 317 00:12:24,552 --> 00:12:26,254 I'm not a cop anymore. 318 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:28,173 MICHAEL (echoing): We don't have to play by the rules. 319 00:12:28,199 --> 00:12:29,265 We're also here 320 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,686 to celebrate her life. 321 00:12:31,711 --> 00:12:32,888 MINISTER: It's a tragedy... 322 00:12:32,912 --> 00:12:35,934 - Rose was supposed to be here. - (clattering) 323 00:12:36,825 --> 00:12:38,091 MICHAEL: What's going on? 324 00:12:38,203 --> 00:12:40,704 MICHAEL: Nadine, did you set me up? 325 00:12:40,729 --> 00:12:42,328 NADINE: No. No. I swear. 326 00:12:42,353 --> 00:12:44,237 - You did. You-you set me up. - I didn't! 327 00:12:44,262 --> 00:12:46,799 (footsteps) 328 00:12:47,577 --> 00:12:50,244 (distorted, echoing gunshot) 329 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:52,034 MINISTER: We're also here 330 00:12:52,059 --> 00:12:53,285 to celebrate 331 00:12:53,309 --> 00:12:55,276 her life. It's a tragedy... 332 00:12:55,301 --> 00:12:57,291 to have to mourn her death. 333 00:12:57,316 --> 00:12:59,044 ♪ ♪ 334 00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:00,173 (echoing gunshot) 335 00:13:00,198 --> 00:13:02,776 - (gunshot ricochets) - (gasps) 336 00:13:07,597 --> 00:13:10,073 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wait a minute. 337 00:13:10,098 --> 00:13:11,545 This guy looks familiar. 338 00:13:11,570 --> 00:13:14,871 - Please state your name for the record. - I'm Eric Wu, and I'm here 339 00:13:14,896 --> 00:13:16,871 to talk about my friend, Nadine Hansen. 340 00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:19,610 Oh. It's the guy who turned Michael in. 341 00:13:19,635 --> 00:13:20,868 What are you doing here, man? 342 00:13:20,893 --> 00:13:22,017 No one needs to be reminded 343 00:13:22,042 --> 00:13:23,533 - about what happened. - I'm sorry. 344 00:13:23,558 --> 00:13:25,112 I'm very sorry. 345 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:28,489 Also feeling rather sorry? Our Jane. 346 00:13:28,513 --> 00:13:29,813 Hello? 347 00:13:30,092 --> 00:13:32,149 Dr. Bolton? 348 00:13:32,174 --> 00:13:34,037 (softly): Okay. 349 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:37,118 Okay, just leave the note on her desk. 350 00:13:38,961 --> 00:13:40,603 What? 351 00:13:40,628 --> 00:13:42,848 _ 352 00:13:42,873 --> 00:13:45,449 Okay, no problem. Write another one. 353 00:13:45,474 --> 00:13:47,192 Seriously? 354 00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:49,297 What kind of writer doesn't have a pen on her desk? 355 00:13:49,322 --> 00:13:50,269 Excuse me? 356 00:13:50,294 --> 00:13:52,829 Oh. Dr. Bolton. Uh, I'm sorry. 357 00:13:52,854 --> 00:13:54,854 I-I was not digging through your desk. 358 00:13:54,879 --> 00:13:57,221 Well, I was, but only to write you an apology, 359 00:13:57,246 --> 00:13:59,346 and now that it appears I've broken into your office, 360 00:13:59,371 --> 00:14:01,285 there are two things I need to apologize for. 361 00:14:01,310 --> 00:14:03,347 Damn it! Oh, no. 362 00:14:03,372 --> 00:14:04,853 No. 363 00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:07,506 Th-Th-The cafeteria ladies in the student union will give you 364 00:14:07,531 --> 00:14:10,344 a bag of ice and a pinch so your milk doesn't go bad. 365 00:14:10,369 --> 00:14:12,551 I have the same pumping bag. 366 00:14:13,501 --> 00:14:15,705 - You're nursing? - Well, I... 367 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:18,107 I stopped two days ago, and I hadn't had a drink in forever, 368 00:14:18,132 --> 00:14:19,877 and that's why last night I was just... 369 00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:20,836 - and then I, you know... - Well, 370 00:14:20,862 --> 00:14:22,162 that's good to know. 371 00:14:22,187 --> 00:14:23,699 I'm going to New York this weekend, 372 00:14:23,724 --> 00:14:25,302 and I was planning to pump and dump. 373 00:14:25,327 --> 00:14:27,290 Yeah, don't have that second glass of wine. 374 00:14:27,316 --> 00:14:29,059 (both laugh) 375 00:14:29,084 --> 00:14:31,706 And there it was... a natural 376 00:14:31,731 --> 00:14:33,314 and spontaneous connection. 377 00:14:33,338 --> 00:14:35,230 Look, I might be pushing my luck here... 378 00:14:35,255 --> 00:14:37,617 but you're part of the reason I applied, 379 00:14:37,642 --> 00:14:40,185 and if I'm gonna be at school and not at home with my kid, 380 00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:42,297 I want to at least make it worth it. 381 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,372 She said yes! 382 00:14:45,397 --> 00:14:47,576 - To being your advisor? - No! Not yet! 383 00:14:47,601 --> 00:14:49,263 To reading my material. But it's a start. 384 00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:52,259 - (knocking) - XIOMARA: Okay, you ready? 385 00:14:52,284 --> 00:14:53,683 I'm nauseous. We won't stop looking 386 00:14:53,708 --> 00:14:55,207 until we find the perfect person. 387 00:14:55,232 --> 00:14:56,885 Plus, I bought that nanny cam. 388 00:14:56,910 --> 00:14:59,120 - We can use it... - No. If I'm gonna hire a sitter, 389 00:14:59,145 --> 00:15:01,232 then I need to be able to trust her. 390 00:15:01,257 --> 00:15:03,065 Which brings us here, now... 391 00:15:03,090 --> 00:15:05,515 to Babysitting Idol! 392 00:15:05,540 --> 00:15:07,331 How do you handle difficult situations, 393 00:15:07,356 --> 00:15:09,523 like a baby crying uncontrollably? 394 00:15:09,548 --> 00:15:11,541 Coddling babies is creating a generation 395 00:15:11,566 --> 00:15:12,830 that refuses to grow up. 396 00:15:12,855 --> 00:15:13,906 At some point, they've just got 397 00:15:13,931 --> 00:15:15,587 to toughen up and face real life. 398 00:15:16,389 --> 00:15:18,929 If you want something, ask me for it. 399 00:15:18,954 --> 00:15:20,790 Don't just sit there crying like a baby. 400 00:15:20,815 --> 00:15:21,859 Next. 401 00:15:21,884 --> 00:15:23,940 So, we usually follow an eat, sleep, 402 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,193 play, change routine. 403 00:15:25,218 --> 00:15:27,873 - Oh, babies don't need diapers. - Hmm? 404 00:15:27,898 --> 00:15:29,951 Have you heard of Elimination Communication? 405 00:15:29,976 --> 00:15:32,341 I learn the baby's cues, 406 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:36,668 he learns my cues, and then we hold them over the potty, and... 407 00:15:38,212 --> 00:15:39,993 Psh, psh, psh, psh, psh. 408 00:15:40,018 --> 00:15:42,328 - Next. - psh, psh, psh... 409 00:15:43,519 --> 00:15:46,321 So, you've done this before? 410 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:49,080 (breathing heavily) 411 00:15:50,536 --> 00:15:52,466 (gasping breaths) 412 00:15:52,491 --> 00:15:54,034 Next! 413 00:15:54,059 --> 00:15:54,905 How long have you been 414 00:15:54,931 --> 00:15:56,090 caring for children, Chepa? 415 00:15:56,115 --> 00:15:57,729 40 years. 416 00:15:57,754 --> 00:15:59,306 First two of my own, 417 00:15:59,331 --> 00:16:02,217 then I spent 18 years as a pediatric nurse. 418 00:16:02,242 --> 00:16:04,389 When I retired, I missed being with the little ones, 419 00:16:04,414 --> 00:16:05,720 so I started babysitting. 420 00:16:05,745 --> 00:16:07,328 _ 421 00:16:07,352 --> 00:16:10,078 What's your favorite age to care for, and why? 422 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,268 Each age 423 00:16:11,293 --> 00:16:13,497 brings its own joys and challenges. 424 00:16:13,522 --> 00:16:15,116 _ 425 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,641 Where are you from? 426 00:16:16,666 --> 00:16:18,340 Frutillar, Chile. 427 00:16:18,364 --> 00:16:19,837 _ 428 00:16:20,206 --> 00:16:21,703 How do you feel about speaking 429 00:16:21,728 --> 00:16:23,322 both Spanish and English to the baby? 430 00:16:23,347 --> 00:16:24,831 I prefer Spanish. 431 00:16:24,856 --> 00:16:26,604 - _ - Only because Mateo 432 00:16:26,629 --> 00:16:29,058 will be hearing English the majority of the time. 433 00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:32,225 But, of course, it's your choice. 434 00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:33,556 _ 435 00:16:33,581 --> 00:16:34,285 _ 436 00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:35,914 _ 437 00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:45,011 I'll admit, I'm impressed. 438 00:16:45,036 --> 00:16:46,962 And? 439 00:16:46,987 --> 00:16:48,747 And if each and every one 440 00:16:48,772 --> 00:16:50,187 of her references check out... 441 00:16:50,704 --> 00:16:52,421 then we may 442 00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:55,180 possibly have a part-time, 443 00:16:55,205 --> 00:16:57,372 very occasional... 444 00:16:57,396 --> 00:16:58,668 sitter. 445 00:17:00,258 --> 00:17:02,452 _ 446 00:17:02,477 --> 00:17:04,044 I can't. I'm too upset! 447 00:17:04,069 --> 00:17:05,579 Wh-What's going on? 448 00:17:05,783 --> 00:17:07,634 _ 449 00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:09,024 ROGELIO: The project is over. 450 00:17:09,049 --> 00:17:10,657 Done. Dead. 451 00:17:10,682 --> 00:17:13,416 - Aw, I'm sorry, Dad. - Just like that, no? 452 00:17:13,441 --> 00:17:14,970 And my private investor, 453 00:17:14,995 --> 00:17:17,732 he sank everything he had into it! 454 00:17:17,757 --> 00:17:20,179 XIOMARA: Well, that guy's an idiot. Who sinks everything 455 00:17:20,204 --> 00:17:23,014 into a TV pilot? (laughs) 456 00:17:23,039 --> 00:17:25,180 Dad? 457 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,579 No. 458 00:17:27,604 --> 00:17:28,570 You were the investor? 459 00:17:28,595 --> 00:17:29,928 How much did you invest? 460 00:17:29,953 --> 00:17:31,476 Everything I had in cash. 461 00:17:31,501 --> 00:17:32,649 I tried to invest 462 00:17:32,674 --> 00:17:33,638 my SAG retirement, 463 00:17:33,663 --> 00:17:35,717 but my financial advisor wouldn't let me. 464 00:17:35,742 --> 00:17:37,675 And now I feel bad for calling her 465 00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:39,417 a "narrow-minded idiot." 466 00:17:39,442 --> 00:17:40,817 She did me a real solid. 467 00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:43,369 - When I'm 65, I'll thank her again. - Okay, 468 00:17:43,394 --> 00:17:45,961 you'll-you'll sell your house, sell your cars. 469 00:17:46,068 --> 00:17:48,602 They're all leased. Like Tyga. 470 00:17:48,627 --> 00:17:50,048 JANE: Everything? 471 00:17:50,073 --> 00:17:51,294 Yes. 472 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,831 I live paycheck to paycheck. 473 00:17:54,194 --> 00:17:55,193 Granted, 474 00:17:55,218 --> 00:17:56,846 $50,000 paycheck 475 00:17:56,871 --> 00:17:59,879 to $50,000 paycheck, but until I start getting 476 00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,577 more $50,000 paychecks... 477 00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:02,526 You're... 478 00:18:02,551 --> 00:18:03,767 broke? 479 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,172 Yes. 480 00:18:05,197 --> 00:18:07,975 And now I am mad at my advisor, again! 481 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,670 I mean, she does this for a living. 482 00:18:09,695 --> 00:18:11,925 How could she have let me invest everything?! 483 00:18:15,587 --> 00:18:18,786 You spend $10,000 on something called "smile maintenance"? 484 00:18:18,811 --> 00:18:20,214 It's worth every penny, no? 485 00:18:20,239 --> 00:18:23,544 And why do you own 40 Hermès scarves? 486 00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:25,120 I get cold. 487 00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:27,276 No. You clearly need to go on a budget. 488 00:18:27,301 --> 00:18:28,504 No more of that. 489 00:18:28,529 --> 00:18:30,668 But I love New Pants Wednesday. 490 00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:31,960 It's a perfect antidote 491 00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:33,403 to the mid-week blahs. 492 00:18:33,428 --> 00:18:34,488 Dad, big picture... 493 00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:35,927 you need to tighten your belt. 494 00:18:35,952 --> 00:18:37,502 Don't cut out my trainer. 495 00:18:38,698 --> 00:18:42,033 If you rent a small place, get a cheaper car, 496 00:18:42,058 --> 00:18:43,757 you can ride out unemployment 497 00:18:43,782 --> 00:18:46,049 for about six months until you find your next passion project. 498 00:18:46,074 --> 00:18:47,207 And check this out. 499 00:18:47,232 --> 00:18:48,698 One search... 500 00:18:48,723 --> 00:18:50,982 an adorable one-bedroom condo 501 00:18:51,007 --> 00:18:52,182 totally in your new price range. 502 00:18:52,207 --> 00:18:54,090 No, no, no, no. Forget it. 503 00:18:54,116 --> 00:18:55,088 Rogelio de la Vega 504 00:18:55,113 --> 00:18:56,095 doesn't do adorable. 505 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:58,087 He goes big or he goes home... 506 00:18:58,112 --> 00:18:59,845 to his mansion on the beach. 507 00:18:59,870 --> 00:19:00,927 XIOMARA: That doesn't seem 508 00:19:00,952 --> 00:19:02,418 like an option right now. 509 00:19:02,443 --> 00:19:04,956 It is if I go to Telemasivo. 510 00:19:04,981 --> 00:19:07,415 I will swallow my pride, and they will put me 511 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,412 in one of the projects I passed on. 512 00:19:09,437 --> 00:19:11,188 - (ringtone plays) - (groans) 513 00:19:11,213 --> 00:19:12,349 Hello? 514 00:19:12,374 --> 00:19:15,357 Jane. Hi. It's Petra. 515 00:19:15,381 --> 00:19:16,797 Hey, Petra. 516 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:19,623 I, um... I wanted to apologize 517 00:19:19,648 --> 00:19:20,552 for yesterday. 518 00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,550 I wasn't... feeling great. 519 00:19:22,574 --> 00:19:23,289 Oh. 520 00:19:23,315 --> 00:19:24,178 That's okay. 521 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:27,064 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, poor Petra. 522 00:19:27,089 --> 00:19:30,799 She doesn't have much experience with friends. 523 00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:33,799 Petra? 524 00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:35,614 Yes. Sorry. I, um... 525 00:19:35,639 --> 00:19:36,997 (smacks lips) 526 00:19:37,022 --> 00:19:38,725 I was also wondering if... 527 00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:40,341 maybe you, uh... 528 00:19:40,365 --> 00:19:43,516 you wanted to... have lunch sometime? 529 00:19:43,541 --> 00:19:44,467 What? 530 00:19:44,492 --> 00:19:45,457 Well, I had fun 531 00:19:45,482 --> 00:19:47,243 on Thanksgiving, and-and... 532 00:19:47,268 --> 00:19:49,506 wondering if, um... 533 00:19:49,531 --> 00:19:51,097 maybe... 534 00:19:51,122 --> 00:19:53,122 we could get together... 535 00:19:53,147 --> 00:19:54,075 and eat. 536 00:19:54,099 --> 00:19:55,031 Oh. 537 00:19:55,056 --> 00:19:56,722 You know what? Forget it. 538 00:19:56,747 --> 00:19:58,250 No. How about tomorrow? 539 00:19:58,276 --> 00:19:59,010 At noon. 540 00:19:59,035 --> 00:20:01,002 Yes. Perfect. 541 00:20:01,027 --> 00:20:03,987 (chuckles): I'll, um... pencil that in. 542 00:20:04,012 --> 00:20:06,570 So long, Jane. 543 00:20:07,196 --> 00:20:10,206 I think Petra just... asked me on a date. 544 00:20:10,231 --> 00:20:12,186 She said yes. 545 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:13,512 (laughs softly) 546 00:20:13,537 --> 00:20:15,482 Oh, I got to go. Wish me luck. 547 00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:17,458 _ 548 00:20:17,769 --> 00:20:20,257 _ 549 00:20:20,282 --> 00:20:21,350 _ 550 00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:23,489 _ 551 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:26,830 _ 552 00:20:26,855 --> 00:20:29,033 _ 553 00:20:30,961 --> 00:20:32,850 _ 554 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,003 Excuse me. 555 00:20:35,028 --> 00:20:37,561 This is the alcoholic support group, right? 556 00:20:37,586 --> 00:20:38,514 Sure is. 557 00:20:38,539 --> 00:20:42,656 Sorry. Are those mala beads from the Osho Ashram? 558 00:20:42,681 --> 00:20:44,515 Yeah. That place changed my life. 559 00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:45,850 Oh, my God, me, too. 560 00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:47,547 Rafael's sister? 561 00:20:47,572 --> 00:20:49,320 She's the one who impregnated you? 562 00:20:49,345 --> 00:20:52,874 I think the word that you're looking for is... "What?" 563 00:20:52,899 --> 00:20:56,851 Well, that's just the craziest story I have ever heard. 564 00:20:56,876 --> 00:20:59,577 Yeah. And definitely your first novel. 565 00:20:59,602 --> 00:21:02,675 I know a publisher who would love it. 566 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:04,107 Uh, wow. 567 00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:06,253 - Are you serious? - I know, I know, 568 00:21:06,278 --> 00:21:07,786 - getting ahead of my self. - No, 569 00:21:07,811 --> 00:21:10,044 - get ahead of yourself. - (laughs): Okay. 570 00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:12,519 - Let's focus on why you're here. - Mm-hmm. 571 00:21:12,544 --> 00:21:14,223 Your story. Great news... 572 00:21:14,248 --> 00:21:16,733 I think your writing shows real promise. 573 00:21:16,758 --> 00:21:19,140 I just loved the big reveal. 574 00:21:19,165 --> 00:21:22,172 So your stepmother was the crime lord Sin Rostro? 575 00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:25,107 Rose? Sin Rose-tro? You get it? 576 00:21:25,132 --> 00:21:28,171 (sighs) She always did love a good play on words. 577 00:21:28,196 --> 00:21:29,559 So, what was she like? 578 00:21:29,584 --> 00:21:31,660 Oh, God, I don't even know where to begin. 579 00:21:32,891 --> 00:21:35,364 Well... I guess with the way that she made love. 580 00:21:35,389 --> 00:21:36,980 NADINE: Loved, loved, 581 00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,504 loved that character. 582 00:21:38,529 --> 00:21:40,260 But here's my advice. 583 00:21:40,285 --> 00:21:42,763 Take everything that you have written and... 584 00:21:42,788 --> 00:21:44,988 (whispers): turn the volume up. 585 00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:46,713 WESLEY: Sorry, I, uh, couldn't hear you. 586 00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:49,288 - Can you speak up? - Oh, happy to. Where was I? 587 00:21:49,313 --> 00:21:51,613 You and your brother are half-siblings from different moms. 588 00:21:51,638 --> 00:21:53,905 Right. But both moms are messed up. 589 00:21:53,930 --> 00:21:55,530 I mean, his mom took off... 590 00:21:55,555 --> 00:21:56,697 NADINE: I really want you 591 00:21:56,722 --> 00:21:57,697 to make me gasp. 592 00:21:57,721 --> 00:21:59,179 Gasp. 593 00:21:59,493 --> 00:22:00,909 Okay. 594 00:22:00,934 --> 00:22:03,275 (gasps) Your mom committed suicide? 595 00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:05,400 Yup. She jumped off a bridge. 596 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:06,890 And my dad didn't want a scandal, 597 00:22:06,915 --> 00:22:08,782 so he paid off the coroner, bought a death certificate 598 00:22:08,807 --> 00:22:10,811 and told the press that she died of cancer. 599 00:22:10,836 --> 00:22:13,012 - No. - Closed casket, obviously. 600 00:22:13,038 --> 00:22:15,492 Wait, so you never... you never saw a body. 601 00:22:15,517 --> 00:22:16,783 No. 602 00:22:16,808 --> 00:22:18,941 Why? Do you think that's weird? 603 00:22:18,966 --> 00:22:20,421 - Do you? - Do you? 604 00:22:20,446 --> 00:22:22,688 So is there anything specific that you can give me 605 00:22:22,713 --> 00:22:24,663 in terms of direction as I attack this rewrite? 606 00:22:24,688 --> 00:22:25,737 Just... 607 00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:28,073 figure out how to make it all... 608 00:22:28,099 --> 00:22:30,152 more sparkly. 609 00:22:30,815 --> 00:22:32,782 WOMAN: Yes, yes, 610 00:22:32,807 --> 00:22:34,807 of course we want you back. 611 00:22:34,832 --> 00:22:36,600 _ 612 00:22:36,625 --> 00:22:38,823 _ 613 00:22:38,992 --> 00:22:41,902 And of course we want to put you in our next big hit. 614 00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:44,092 Great. Because I am ready! 615 00:22:44,117 --> 00:22:46,608 Ready to bring back New Pants Wednesday! 616 00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:47,918 So, what's the show? 617 00:22:47,943 --> 00:22:51,335 Audiences will love to see Rogelio de la Vega 618 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:52,199 as... 619 00:22:52,224 --> 00:22:55,993 the roguish cowboy El Ranchero 620 00:22:56,018 --> 00:22:58,518 in... El Rancho 621 00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:00,501 de Mi Corazon. 622 00:23:01,001 --> 00:23:04,636 That's the exact hat I wore when playing Frederico 623 00:23:04,661 --> 00:23:07,143 in Llanuras de Traicion. 624 00:23:07,168 --> 00:23:09,401 (echoing gunshots) 625 00:23:09,426 --> 00:23:12,607 Come on, it's not the hat that makes the cowboy, 626 00:23:12,632 --> 00:23:15,032 it's the cowboy that makes the hat. 627 00:23:15,056 --> 00:23:16,359 It's up to you 628 00:23:16,384 --> 00:23:19,567 to add the pizzazz! 629 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:22,923 _ 630 00:23:22,948 --> 00:23:24,867 _ 631 00:23:26,441 --> 00:23:29,838 _ 632 00:23:29,863 --> 00:23:32,336 _ 633 00:23:32,361 --> 00:23:34,830 _ 634 00:23:35,144 --> 00:23:36,381 _ 635 00:23:36,406 --> 00:23:39,001 _ 636 00:23:39,026 --> 00:23:42,492 _ 637 00:23:42,517 --> 00:23:44,554 _ 638 00:23:44,579 --> 00:23:46,461 (imitates gunfire): Psh, psh, psh. 639 00:23:46,486 --> 00:23:48,213 (sighs): I don't know, Dad. 640 00:23:48,238 --> 00:23:50,824 - You just don't seem like your heart is in it. - Oh, no, no, no, 641 00:23:50,849 --> 00:23:52,308 I am making an acting choice. 642 00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:54,267 To make the role more challenging, 643 00:23:54,292 --> 00:23:58,514 I have decided to play it like I'm suffering from Lyme disease. 644 00:23:58,539 --> 00:24:00,788 Mm. Well, you do sound very tired. 645 00:24:00,813 --> 00:24:03,779 I am tired. I'm tired of this part. 646 00:24:03,803 --> 00:24:07,090 You know, after Hombres Locos, doing El Rancho de mi Corazon 647 00:24:07,116 --> 00:24:09,731 feels like a... creative step backward. 648 00:24:09,755 --> 00:24:11,414 Are you sure you just don't want to go on a budget? 649 00:24:11,439 --> 00:24:13,153 - I can't. I just can't. - Why? Why? 650 00:24:13,179 --> 00:24:14,345 - You can't just say you can't. - Jane, stop. 651 00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:16,436 I lived like that once, okay? 652 00:24:16,730 --> 00:24:18,124 Sitting alone 653 00:24:18,149 --> 00:24:21,114 in my one-bedroom apartment, eating ramen noodles, 654 00:24:21,139 --> 00:24:22,677 broke and miserable. 655 00:24:22,702 --> 00:24:26,138 I've worked too hard... I can't go back there. 656 00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:31,266 You're not gonna believe this. 657 00:24:31,291 --> 00:24:35,874 Telemasivo wants to use the song that I wrote for Hombres Locos 658 00:24:35,899 --> 00:24:37,400 in another show. 659 00:24:37,426 --> 00:24:40,043 - What?! - That's wonderful, Xiomara! 660 00:24:40,068 --> 00:24:41,635 No, but it's... 661 00:24:41,725 --> 00:24:43,590 it's for Esteban's show. 662 00:24:43,615 --> 00:24:45,532 - _ - Rogelio. 663 00:24:45,557 --> 00:24:47,030 Hello. 664 00:24:47,055 --> 00:24:48,795 _ 665 00:24:49,225 --> 00:24:52,175 How do you feel about that? Me? 666 00:24:52,614 --> 00:24:54,357 I feel... great, 667 00:24:54,382 --> 00:24:55,039 of course. 668 00:24:55,064 --> 00:24:56,614 It's not a problem. 669 00:24:56,639 --> 00:24:58,303 Kind of a problem? 670 00:24:58,328 --> 00:24:59,713 Dr. Bolton's notes. 671 00:24:59,738 --> 00:25:00,969 _ 672 00:25:00,994 --> 00:25:03,214 _ 673 00:25:03,239 --> 00:25:05,748 _ 674 00:25:05,773 --> 00:25:08,525 _ 675 00:25:11,367 --> 00:25:12,667 (gasps) 676 00:25:12,692 --> 00:25:14,325 Make me gasp. 677 00:25:14,350 --> 00:25:16,418 (quiet groan) 678 00:25:17,407 --> 00:25:20,084 _ 679 00:25:20,109 --> 00:25:24,097 _ 680 00:25:24,123 --> 00:25:25,998 Turn up the volume! 681 00:25:27,277 --> 00:25:31,015 _ 682 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:33,535 Just make it all... more sparkly. 683 00:25:36,954 --> 00:25:40,153 _ 684 00:25:40,178 --> 00:25:42,958 _ 685 00:25:42,983 --> 00:25:45,943 (Mateo crying) 686 00:25:45,968 --> 00:25:48,527 I know how you feel, Mr. Sweet Face. 687 00:25:48,552 --> 00:25:50,271 I want to cry, too. 688 00:25:50,296 --> 00:25:53,339 - (Mateo continues crying) - (sighs) 689 00:25:55,521 --> 00:25:59,085 (to "Frère Jacques"): ♪ Where is Petra? Where is Petra? ♪ 690 00:25:59,110 --> 00:26:00,823 ♪ I don't know ♪ 691 00:26:00,848 --> 00:26:02,316 ♪ I don't know... ♪ 692 00:26:02,342 --> 00:26:03,909 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: ♪ Oh, there she is ♪ 693 00:26:03,934 --> 00:26:06,273 ♪ I see her, there she is, I see her... ♪ 694 00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:09,816 MAGDA: Get out of the way, get out of the way. 695 00:26:09,841 --> 00:26:12,051 What are you doing? 696 00:26:12,076 --> 00:26:13,440 I told you, I have plan. 697 00:26:13,465 --> 00:26:14,243 _ 698 00:26:14,268 --> 00:26:14,965 _ 699 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:16,345 _ 700 00:26:16,866 --> 00:26:19,971 But I don't care about your plan... you're supposed to be upstairs with Ivan. 701 00:26:19,996 --> 00:26:21,853 The cleaning crew is going to be on our floor any minute. 702 00:26:21,878 --> 00:26:22,877 Mother, get back up there! 703 00:26:22,902 --> 00:26:25,262 I cannot. I have an emergency. 704 00:26:25,287 --> 00:26:28,354 I cannot go with him looking at me. 705 00:26:28,379 --> 00:26:31,114 Well, how long will you be? Your guess is as good as mine. 706 00:26:31,139 --> 00:26:33,199 Mother? Mother! 707 00:26:33,224 --> 00:26:35,270 (sighs) 708 00:26:35,851 --> 00:26:37,895 (sighs) 709 00:26:38,234 --> 00:26:39,602 _ 710 00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:43,392 - (fussing) - "Something came up"? 711 00:26:43,417 --> 00:26:45,617 Seriously, Mateo? "Something came up"? 712 00:26:45,636 --> 00:26:47,393 (sighs) 713 00:26:47,418 --> 00:26:50,041 ARMSTRONG: All right, what am I looking at? 714 00:26:50,066 --> 00:26:51,572 It's the back room of Bar Lunara. 715 00:26:51,597 --> 00:26:53,171 I got the coordinates on Nadine's phone, 716 00:26:53,196 --> 00:26:55,496 went in as an electrician, set up a camera. 717 00:26:55,521 --> 00:26:58,991 Okay, I should let you in on a little secret. Remember this? 718 00:26:59,016 --> 00:27:00,816 ARMSTRONG: Give me your badge and your gun. 719 00:27:00,841 --> 00:27:02,429 Come on. 720 00:27:02,461 --> 00:27:03,774 _ 721 00:27:05,419 --> 00:27:08,019 Well, here's what happened the moment before. 722 00:27:08,044 --> 00:27:10,565 ARMSTRONG: Give me one reason why I shouldn't fire you. 723 00:27:10,590 --> 00:27:14,327 Here's one. Cordero's got something no one else has. 724 00:27:14,352 --> 00:27:16,477 A direct line to Nadine, 725 00:27:16,503 --> 00:27:17,754 who's got a direct line 726 00:27:17,778 --> 00:27:18,951 to Sin Rostro. 727 00:27:18,977 --> 00:27:21,664 Let's fire him, make a big show of it, 728 00:27:21,689 --> 00:27:25,290 then he can embed himself with Nadine, see where it leads. 729 00:27:25,765 --> 00:27:27,835 Yup, you guessed it. 730 00:27:27,860 --> 00:27:29,560 Michael's been undercover. 731 00:27:29,585 --> 00:27:30,686 Well, you didn't guess it... 732 00:27:30,711 --> 00:27:32,342 I just told you. Anyway... 733 00:27:32,367 --> 00:27:34,447 Look at this. Cash transactions. 734 00:27:34,472 --> 00:27:36,705 And that's way more than a crappy club on Collins pulls in. 735 00:27:36,730 --> 00:27:38,764 I did some research. The bar was purchased 736 00:27:38,789 --> 00:27:41,773 by The Maracay Group in 1983. 737 00:27:41,797 --> 00:27:45,253 _ 738 00:27:45,278 --> 00:27:46,278 _ 739 00:27:46,324 --> 00:27:47,795 _ 740 00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:49,957 We're thinking Rose inherited it from Emilio 741 00:27:49,982 --> 00:27:51,883 and is using it as a money laundering front. 742 00:27:51,908 --> 00:27:55,308 No laundry required, but if you do have time, baby detergent only. 743 00:27:55,333 --> 00:27:59,319 _ 744 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:02,778 20 minutes, cold wash, gentle cycle. 745 00:28:02,802 --> 00:28:04,871 Am I going too fast? Just let me know if you need me to slow down. 746 00:28:04,896 --> 00:28:06,563 No. This is perfect. 747 00:28:06,588 --> 00:28:07,819 RAFAEL: Okay, that is enough. 748 00:28:07,844 --> 00:28:09,048 Time for our date. 749 00:28:09,073 --> 00:28:10,023 Chepa's good. Right, Chepa? 750 00:28:10,048 --> 00:28:11,270 - I'm very good. - Great. 751 00:28:11,295 --> 00:28:12,932 I would like to get to know Mateo. 752 00:28:12,957 --> 00:28:15,340 - Go out, have fun. - Yeah, okay. 753 00:28:15,365 --> 00:28:17,764 I just want to say good-bye to him. (chuckles) 754 00:28:17,788 --> 00:28:20,007 Okay. Uh, bye, Chepa. 755 00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:21,262 I'm gonna go get the car. 756 00:28:21,287 --> 00:28:23,207 Okay. Good-bye, sweetie. 757 00:28:23,232 --> 00:28:26,552 Mommy loves you. Mommy loves you so much. 758 00:28:26,577 --> 00:28:31,289 _ 759 00:28:31,314 --> 00:28:35,703 _ 760 00:28:35,728 --> 00:28:36,955 De España! 761 00:28:37,791 --> 00:28:40,492 I think I should be stabbing someone as I say this. 762 00:28:40,517 --> 00:28:42,117 Bring me an extra to stab. 763 00:28:42,296 --> 00:28:44,224 How dare you! 764 00:28:44,249 --> 00:28:46,016 What are you doing here? 765 00:28:46,041 --> 00:28:48,064 This is a closed set. 766 00:28:48,089 --> 00:28:50,255 Guards! Seize him! 767 00:28:50,990 --> 00:28:52,169 I know we've been 768 00:28:52,193 --> 00:28:54,345 fiercest rivals both on screen and off, 769 00:28:54,370 --> 00:28:56,853 but there are certain things that even the fiercest rivals 770 00:28:56,878 --> 00:28:58,656 do not do to one another! 771 00:28:58,950 --> 00:29:01,560 Is this about me sleeping with Luciana? 772 00:29:01,585 --> 00:29:03,881 Because that was just a publicity stunt. 773 00:29:03,906 --> 00:29:05,768 I loathe that woman. 774 00:29:05,794 --> 00:29:07,732 She calls me "el flacido." 775 00:29:07,757 --> 00:29:09,711 - _ - No! 776 00:29:09,736 --> 00:29:12,586 This is about you using my girlfriend to get to me. 777 00:29:12,611 --> 00:29:14,115 You have crossed the line, Esteban. 778 00:29:14,139 --> 00:29:16,183 - I have no idea what you're talking about. - Don't play innocent. 779 00:29:16,208 --> 00:29:17,774 Okay? I know your plan. 780 00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:19,421 You chose Xiomara's theme song, 781 00:29:19,446 --> 00:29:20,836 and then you're planning to pull the plug 782 00:29:20,861 --> 00:29:22,755 at the last moment to humiliate her. 783 00:29:22,779 --> 00:29:24,588 We chose Xiomara's song? 784 00:29:24,927 --> 00:29:27,003 - Wait, what? - What? 785 00:29:27,028 --> 00:29:28,936 - Nothing. Why? - Enough! 786 00:29:28,961 --> 00:29:30,126 (chuckles) 787 00:29:30,151 --> 00:29:31,763 Now I know the truth. 788 00:29:31,788 --> 00:29:33,595 And I am pulling the offer. 789 00:29:33,620 --> 00:29:35,171 El erecto! 790 00:29:35,196 --> 00:29:36,476 CHEPA: Shh... 791 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:37,996 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Luckily, 792 00:29:38,021 --> 00:29:39,677 things seem to be going well here. 793 00:29:39,702 --> 00:29:42,935 I have one tiny thought for your bedtime ritual. 794 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:46,313 Oh, no. That's it. I'm done. 795 00:29:46,338 --> 00:29:47,585 What?! 796 00:29:47,609 --> 00:29:49,934 I have worked with people like you before. 797 00:29:49,959 --> 00:29:53,608 It never ends. No one can do it as well as Mommy. 798 00:29:53,633 --> 00:29:54,664 No, no, no. 799 00:29:54,689 --> 00:29:55,999 Th-That's not it! 800 00:29:56,023 --> 00:29:57,576 - Chepa! - (door closes) 801 00:29:57,601 --> 00:29:58,811 (bawling) 802 00:29:58,836 --> 00:30:01,195 You went to Esteban behind my back?! 803 00:30:01,228 --> 00:30:03,491 - I was angry... I thought he was messing with me. - Yeah, yeah, of course. 804 00:30:03,516 --> 00:30:06,023 Because it's all about you! All the time, everything! 805 00:30:06,048 --> 00:30:08,087 Finally, there is one thing in our life 806 00:30:08,112 --> 00:30:09,928 that is about me, and you ruin it! 807 00:30:09,953 --> 00:30:12,287 Xiomara... 808 00:30:13,101 --> 00:30:15,168 - Hey. - Hey. 809 00:30:15,193 --> 00:30:17,880 XIOMARA: Uh, I thought you had your date. 810 00:30:18,651 --> 00:30:22,663 Long story. And I don't end up looking too good in it. 811 00:30:22,688 --> 00:30:23,832 I'm gonna put him down, 812 00:30:23,857 --> 00:30:26,124 and get some writing done. 813 00:30:26,149 --> 00:30:28,235 - _ - Oh, no, not this sentence again. 814 00:30:28,260 --> 00:30:30,606 - Let it go. - BOLTON: Just make it all... 815 00:30:30,631 --> 00:30:32,588 more sparkly. Turn up the volume. 816 00:30:32,613 --> 00:30:34,373 Make me gasp. 817 00:30:37,244 --> 00:30:39,210 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Huh. 818 00:30:39,235 --> 00:30:41,534 She's going back to Professor Chavez's comments. 819 00:30:41,559 --> 00:30:43,327 Losing point of view here. 820 00:30:43,352 --> 00:30:46,186 The sentence structure works. 821 00:30:46,211 --> 00:30:49,638 The problem is the tonal shift is too jarring. 822 00:30:49,663 --> 00:30:52,974 He's right... that's just clumsy storytelling. 823 00:30:52,999 --> 00:30:54,254 Now... 824 00:30:54,279 --> 00:30:55,686 to the police station! 825 00:30:55,711 --> 00:30:57,342 Watch when we zoom in. 826 00:30:58,795 --> 00:31:00,403 _ 827 00:31:01,305 --> 00:31:03,026 Oh, my God. 828 00:31:03,051 --> 00:31:05,635 You know who used blue silk ties? A drug lord 829 00:31:05,660 --> 00:31:07,031 that ran Miami back in the '80s. 830 00:31:07,056 --> 00:31:08,245 Went by the name Mutter. 831 00:31:08,271 --> 00:31:10,225 This bar isn't a Sin Rostro front. 832 00:31:10,250 --> 00:31:13,385 It's a Mutter front. Exactly. 833 00:31:13,410 --> 00:31:15,137 MICHAEL: We know Mutter kidnapped Luisa 834 00:31:15,162 --> 00:31:16,575 to send a message to Rose. 835 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,809 I think Rose was planning to send a message back, 836 00:31:18,833 --> 00:31:20,568 and this bar was her target. 837 00:31:20,593 --> 00:31:23,232 Also focused on her target... 838 00:31:23,257 --> 00:31:24,736 Come in. 839 00:31:24,761 --> 00:31:27,318 So, I was trying to write last night, 840 00:31:27,343 --> 00:31:30,679 and I found your notes incredibly clear and so helpful. 841 00:31:30,704 --> 00:31:32,895 And I don't know why it took me so long to realize 842 00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:34,553 how incredibly clear and helpful they are, 843 00:31:34,578 --> 00:31:38,457 but now that I know, I wanted to ask you, um... 844 00:31:38,482 --> 00:31:41,400 (clears throat softly) would you consider being my advisor? 845 00:31:41,425 --> 00:31:42,840 I appreciate the thought, Jane. 846 00:31:42,865 --> 00:31:45,923 But the Emperor of Smug Condescension 847 00:31:45,948 --> 00:31:48,434 doesn't have room for any more advisees. 848 00:31:48,459 --> 00:31:50,167 You haven't seen my latest evaluation. 849 00:31:50,192 --> 00:31:52,087 I'm forwarding it to you right now. 850 00:31:52,112 --> 00:31:53,112 _ 851 00:31:53,137 --> 00:31:53,995 _ 852 00:31:54,020 --> 00:31:54,820 _ 853 00:31:54,845 --> 00:31:56,229 WHISPERED ECHO: Chavez... 854 00:31:56,253 --> 00:31:58,086 Now, if you'll excuse me... 855 00:31:58,111 --> 00:31:59,727 I have a class to teach. 856 00:32:00,611 --> 00:32:03,900 (pants, exhales) 857 00:32:05,341 --> 00:32:07,389 - No! - I told you I have plan. 858 00:32:07,414 --> 00:32:08,780 This is plan. 859 00:32:08,805 --> 00:32:11,072 This is not plan... this is... 860 00:32:11,097 --> 00:32:12,925 Weekend at Bernie's. 861 00:32:12,950 --> 00:32:15,117 Oh. What's that smell? 862 00:32:15,142 --> 00:32:16,534 Vodka and lemons, 863 00:32:16,559 --> 00:32:18,622 to cover dead man stench. 864 00:32:18,647 --> 00:32:21,390 _ 865 00:32:21,415 --> 00:32:23,394 - What was the tuna for? - Me. 866 00:32:23,419 --> 00:32:24,759 I got hungry. 867 00:32:24,784 --> 00:32:26,915 Just help me get him out of here. 868 00:32:27,929 --> 00:32:30,296 ♪ ♪ 869 00:32:34,251 --> 00:32:37,108 No, get back in there! Not yet. 870 00:32:40,613 --> 00:32:42,220 JANE: Petra? 871 00:32:42,245 --> 00:32:43,486 Oh. Jane. Hi. 872 00:32:43,511 --> 00:32:45,607 Hi. What happened to you the other day? 873 00:32:45,632 --> 00:32:46,783 You just kind of cancelled last minute. 874 00:32:46,808 --> 00:32:48,475 Yeah. I, uh... 875 00:32:48,996 --> 00:32:50,522 Petra, what's going on? 876 00:32:50,546 --> 00:32:52,426 What... I... I just... 877 00:32:52,451 --> 00:32:54,769 don't need us to be friends, okay? 878 00:32:54,794 --> 00:32:56,690 Uh, what? 879 00:32:56,716 --> 00:32:58,951 I felt guilty, because you invited me to Thanksgiving 880 00:32:58,976 --> 00:33:00,679 and... I tried, 881 00:33:00,704 --> 00:33:01,868 but it's not worth it. 882 00:33:03,773 --> 00:33:05,806 Okay. 883 00:33:05,831 --> 00:33:07,782 Got it. 884 00:33:07,807 --> 00:33:09,317 Yeah. 885 00:33:12,056 --> 00:33:14,251 I'm officially done with Petra. 886 00:33:14,277 --> 00:33:15,749 _ 887 00:33:15,774 --> 00:33:17,086 Amen! 888 00:33:17,111 --> 00:33:18,610 Rogelio. 889 00:33:18,635 --> 00:33:20,411 - What are you all doing here? - We're here to show 890 00:33:20,436 --> 00:33:22,363 our #Rogelilove for your first day of shooting. 891 00:33:22,388 --> 00:33:24,431 Aren't you still mad at me? 892 00:33:24,456 --> 00:33:26,156 'Course I am... but even when I'm pissed off, 893 00:33:26,181 --> 00:33:27,335 I'm still gonna show up. 894 00:33:27,361 --> 00:33:29,695 We got your back, Dad, no matter that. 895 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:30,895 You know that. 896 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,165 _ 897 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,729 DIRECTOR: Okay, people, the first scene 898 00:33:34,754 --> 00:33:36,547 for El Rancho de mi Corazon is up. 899 00:33:36,571 --> 00:33:39,007 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And in that moment, Rogelio realized 900 00:33:39,032 --> 00:33:41,608 he would never have to worry about being poor again, 901 00:33:41,633 --> 00:33:44,036 - ♪ ♪ - because he was rich in love. 902 00:33:44,060 --> 00:33:46,035 And... action! 903 00:33:46,060 --> 00:33:48,202 And so he did what heroes do. 904 00:33:48,227 --> 00:33:49,660 DIRECTOR: Where is he going? 905 00:33:49,685 --> 00:33:51,515 He rode off into the sunset. 906 00:33:51,540 --> 00:33:56,163 And seeing her father make such a courageous and crazy choice 907 00:33:56,188 --> 00:33:58,649 gave Jane the courage to make her own. 908 00:33:58,674 --> 00:34:00,274 CHAVEZ: Why did you register 909 00:34:00,299 --> 00:34:01,670 to take my class again? 910 00:34:01,695 --> 00:34:04,374 You won't receive any academic credit. 911 00:34:04,619 --> 00:34:06,853 But since you won't take me on as an advisee, 912 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:08,878 I will take your class for no credit, 913 00:34:08,903 --> 00:34:10,868 because you're gonna make me a better writer, 914 00:34:10,893 --> 00:34:14,290 and that's why I'm here, away from my kid so much. 915 00:34:14,316 --> 00:34:16,109 So... 916 00:34:16,134 --> 00:34:19,405 I'll see you in January. 917 00:34:20,221 --> 00:34:21,885 Okay... 918 00:34:21,910 --> 00:34:23,230 wait. 919 00:34:23,664 --> 00:34:25,831 Frankly, I'd rather see you once a week 920 00:34:25,856 --> 00:34:28,524 as an advisor than three times a week in my class. 921 00:34:28,549 --> 00:34:30,694 (laughing): Give me... 922 00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:33,338 Uh, right, right. No problem. 923 00:34:34,300 --> 00:34:36,522 I'm leaving now. 924 00:34:37,687 --> 00:34:39,621 CHEPA: You're really leaving? 925 00:34:39,646 --> 00:34:41,579 Yes. We are really... 926 00:34:41,604 --> 00:34:42,313 leaving. 927 00:34:42,338 --> 00:34:43,954 Ah. Date night. 928 00:34:43,979 --> 00:34:46,528 - Take two. - One hour, a trial run. 929 00:34:46,553 --> 00:34:48,163 You can do this. 930 00:34:48,188 --> 00:34:51,072 One hour, we will pay you for three. 931 00:34:51,097 --> 00:34:52,463 You can do this. 932 00:34:52,803 --> 00:34:54,856 Okay. (claps hands) 933 00:34:54,881 --> 00:34:57,440 Give her the baby. 934 00:34:57,465 --> 00:34:59,723 - (drumroll) - What is that? 935 00:34:59,748 --> 00:35:02,265 - (drumroll stops) - Sorry. New ringtone. 936 00:35:02,503 --> 00:35:05,934 ♪ ♪ 937 00:35:06,392 --> 00:35:08,091 Come on. 938 00:35:08,123 --> 00:35:11,327 - JANE: Whoa! - RAFAEL: So since this is our first date, 939 00:35:11,352 --> 00:35:12,889 if you're gonna be one of those girls that's 940 00:35:12,914 --> 00:35:15,273 always on her cell phone, this is not gonna work out. 941 00:35:15,298 --> 00:35:17,786 Oh. I was actually just lining up my next date. 942 00:35:17,811 --> 00:35:20,207 - I think this car's pretty douche-y, so... - (laughs) 943 00:35:21,087 --> 00:35:23,465 Where are we going, anyway? 944 00:35:23,490 --> 00:35:25,785 Well, since we only have an hour... 945 00:35:25,811 --> 00:35:28,626 I wanted to show you something. 946 00:35:28,651 --> 00:35:31,618 ♪ ♪ 947 00:35:32,786 --> 00:35:36,106 I'm thinking about making an offer. 948 00:35:39,072 --> 00:35:40,838 I don't understand. 949 00:35:40,863 --> 00:35:43,546 It doesn't seem like your kind of house. 950 00:35:43,571 --> 00:35:45,002 When I was younger, 951 00:35:45,027 --> 00:35:48,107 sometimes I'd drive by houses like this... 952 00:35:48,131 --> 00:35:50,961 just imagine everything perfect inside. 953 00:35:50,987 --> 00:35:53,516 Yeah, me, too. 954 00:35:53,541 --> 00:35:56,036 - Yeah? - Yeah. 955 00:35:56,331 --> 00:35:58,456 Anyways, it's kind of halfway 956 00:35:58,481 --> 00:36:01,086 between your house and the Marbella. 957 00:36:01,111 --> 00:36:03,935 I'm not asking you to live here with me, 'cause I know that 958 00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:05,347 this is just our first date 959 00:36:05,372 --> 00:36:06,980 and you think I drive a douche-y car, but... 960 00:36:07,006 --> 00:36:08,743 - (laughs) - But I do want 961 00:36:08,768 --> 00:36:09,965 your opinion. 962 00:36:09,990 --> 00:36:11,647 I love it. 963 00:36:11,672 --> 00:36:13,439 So much. 964 00:36:13,464 --> 00:36:15,545 ♪ ♪ 965 00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:20,353 _ 966 00:36:20,378 --> 00:36:23,061 It's Lina, and she says it's important. 967 00:36:27,771 --> 00:36:30,414 So, what's the rest of your story, Jane Gloriana? 968 00:36:30,439 --> 00:36:32,178 Was Rafael's crazy sister there? 969 00:36:32,203 --> 00:36:33,674 I mean, after everything you've told me 970 00:36:33,699 --> 00:36:35,227 about his insane family... 971 00:36:35,252 --> 00:36:37,610 I know. It's, like, the curse of the Solanos. 972 00:36:37,635 --> 00:36:42,427 Oh, no. (exhales) 973 00:36:44,866 --> 00:36:47,251 Absolutely... I want you to bury this guy. 974 00:36:47,521 --> 00:36:50,066 Of course. The piece is littered with quotes from my sister. 975 00:36:50,091 --> 00:36:51,924 I'm sure she had no idea. 976 00:36:51,949 --> 00:36:53,854 Okay, call me back. 977 00:36:54,593 --> 00:36:57,367 Wesley is looking at a multimillion-dollar defamation lawsuit. 978 00:36:57,392 --> 00:36:59,347 My lawyers say when we are done with him, 979 00:36:59,372 --> 00:37:01,420 he's going to be broke and unemployable. 980 00:37:01,444 --> 00:37:03,706 Raf, I'm so sorry. 981 00:37:05,111 --> 00:37:07,514 It's okay. It's not your fault. 982 00:37:07,539 --> 00:37:08,432 You didn't know. 983 00:37:08,457 --> 00:37:11,082 - (phone rings) - Hello? 984 00:37:11,107 --> 00:37:14,224 Okay, so what kind of statement should we put out? 985 00:37:15,612 --> 00:37:18,220 This is a work thing. Sorry. 986 00:37:18,246 --> 00:37:19,911 How'd it go? How was he? 987 00:37:19,936 --> 00:37:22,203 Perfect. And he waved. 988 00:37:22,228 --> 00:37:24,159 - Really?! - I swear. 989 00:37:24,184 --> 00:37:26,177 You should have seen that little boy... 990 00:37:26,202 --> 00:37:27,913 he was so proud of himself. 991 00:37:27,938 --> 00:37:29,257 Oh... 992 00:37:29,282 --> 00:37:31,449 Thank you. 993 00:37:31,474 --> 00:37:35,160 Are you available next Thursday at my house? 994 00:37:39,217 --> 00:37:43,346 Turns out you don't actually need to spend $5,000 995 00:37:43,371 --> 00:37:45,222 on a fresh pine tree after all. 996 00:37:45,247 --> 00:37:46,874 _ 997 00:37:46,899 --> 00:37:47,918 And that's the tour, you know? 998 00:37:47,943 --> 00:37:51,130 I live, eat, cook all in the same room. 999 00:37:51,155 --> 00:37:53,375 It's actually quite convenient. 1000 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,719 You're doing the right thing, Rogelio. 1001 00:37:55,744 --> 00:37:57,196 Betting on yourself. 1002 00:37:57,221 --> 00:37:59,423 I agree. Who better to bet on? 1003 00:37:59,448 --> 00:38:01,148 I will wait for the perfect script 1004 00:38:01,173 --> 00:38:04,099 - (ringtone playing) - to come along... 1005 00:38:05,516 --> 00:38:08,217 It's Telemasivo. Hang on. 1006 00:38:08,386 --> 00:38:10,445 Hello? 1007 00:38:10,625 --> 00:38:12,848 Y-Yes, this is Xiomara. 1008 00:38:14,028 --> 00:38:15,768 What? 1009 00:38:16,002 --> 00:38:17,434 (soft gasp) 1010 00:38:17,459 --> 00:38:19,559 They're gonna use my song! 1011 00:38:19,584 --> 00:38:22,393 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And look how surprised Rogelio is. 1012 00:38:22,418 --> 00:38:24,993 Then again, he is a wonderful actor. 1013 00:38:25,018 --> 00:38:27,168 _ 1014 00:38:27,184 --> 00:38:28,866 _ 1015 00:38:28,891 --> 00:38:30,245 (laughing) 1016 00:38:30,270 --> 00:38:33,013 Cut! Okay, 1017 00:38:33,038 --> 00:38:34,453 let's do the scene again, 1018 00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:35,965 only this time we're going to have him 1019 00:38:35,990 --> 00:38:37,390 slip and fall into the mud 1020 00:38:37,415 --> 00:38:38,696 at the end. 1021 00:38:38,721 --> 00:38:40,675 - Esteban... - Unless you don't want Xiomara 1022 00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:42,897 to have her song on our show. 1023 00:38:42,922 --> 00:38:45,322 (sighs): Let's go again. 1024 00:38:45,347 --> 00:38:46,614 Take 14. 1025 00:38:46,639 --> 00:38:48,692 I'm going in the mud! (stammers) 1026 00:38:49,003 --> 00:38:51,572 Did you do something? 1027 00:38:51,597 --> 00:38:52,892 No. 1028 00:38:52,917 --> 00:38:56,474 Aw. These two are in such a sweet place. 1029 00:38:56,499 --> 00:38:59,452 - Not in such a sweet place? - MAGDA: Petra. 1030 00:38:59,477 --> 00:39:01,644 What is going on with you? 1031 00:39:01,669 --> 00:39:03,370 Oh, you know, Mother. 1032 00:39:03,394 --> 00:39:05,837 We're burying a body. 1033 00:39:06,164 --> 00:39:08,542 He was not a good man. 1034 00:39:10,870 --> 00:39:14,341 Mateo, are you sad that Mommy missed your first wave? 1035 00:39:14,366 --> 00:39:17,173 Well... I have a secret. 1036 00:39:17,198 --> 00:39:20,359 I installed a nanny cam. 1037 00:39:20,384 --> 00:39:24,167 Hey, don't judge me. Daddy's the one that bought it. 1038 00:39:31,204 --> 00:39:33,998 ERIC: What the hell? No, you paid me to lie 1039 00:39:34,023 --> 00:39:36,647 to the cops about Cordero, and now Nadine's dead 1040 00:39:36,672 --> 00:39:38,101 and he's showing up at her funeral and staring at me. 1041 00:39:38,126 --> 00:39:39,992 - Hey, calm down. Calm down. - No! No. 1042 00:39:40,017 --> 00:39:42,075 - You said nobody would ever find out. - Okay. Shh. Look, 1043 00:39:42,100 --> 00:39:43,596 we can't talk about this here, okay? 1044 00:39:43,621 --> 00:39:45,958 RAFAEL: I will give you whatever you want, but you have to go. 1045 00:39:45,983 --> 00:39:47,911 Jane. 1046 00:39:47,936 --> 00:39:51,004 It's not what you think. 1047 00:39:54,923 --> 00:39:59,006 I think... you hired someone to go to the police and lie. 1048 00:39:59,031 --> 00:40:01,782 What he was saying was the truth. 1049 00:40:02,257 --> 00:40:04,616 I heard Michael on the monitor. 1050 00:40:04,641 --> 00:40:07,438 - He let Nadine go. - You got him fired. 1051 00:40:07,463 --> 00:40:08,775 He should have been fired. 1052 00:40:08,801 --> 00:40:10,636 Because of what he did, Mateo was kidnapped, 1053 00:40:10,661 --> 00:40:12,668 and you couldn't see it. No, no. Don't turn this around. 1054 00:40:12,693 --> 00:40:15,797 Hey, no, you told me to fight for you, you told me to fight for our family, and I was. 1055 00:40:15,821 --> 00:40:17,593 - I was fighting for us. - Just stop it! 1056 00:40:17,618 --> 00:40:21,154 - Jane, w... - Let me by. 1057 00:40:25,988 --> 00:40:28,122 (door closes) 1058 00:40:29,512 --> 00:40:31,748 Did you read this article on the Solanos? 1059 00:40:31,773 --> 00:40:34,007 No, I haven't gotten around to that yet. 1060 00:40:34,032 --> 00:40:37,124 You're gonna want to hear this. "As for Luisa's mother, 1061 00:40:37,149 --> 00:40:39,689 "she supposedly committed suicide by jumping off a bridge 1062 00:40:39,729 --> 00:40:40,995 "in 1983. 1063 00:40:41,020 --> 00:40:42,922 "But it was a closed-casket funeral. 1064 00:40:42,947 --> 00:40:45,049 Could she still be alive?" 1065 00:40:45,074 --> 00:40:47,682 Yes. Just do it. Open it. 1066 00:40:48,941 --> 00:40:52,370 No, no, no! I'm not ready. Stop. 1067 00:40:52,395 --> 00:40:54,618 So what are you saying? Come on, Cordero, 1068 00:40:54,642 --> 00:40:56,297 this can't just be a coincidence. 1069 00:40:56,322 --> 00:40:58,663 She dies in 1983, 1070 00:40:58,688 --> 00:41:01,617 the same year The Maracay Group bought Bar Lunara? 1071 00:41:01,642 --> 00:41:03,505 Osho Ashram breath in... 1072 00:41:03,529 --> 00:41:06,073 Osho Ashram breath out... 1073 00:41:07,731 --> 00:41:09,776 Okay... 1074 00:41:10,021 --> 00:41:12,155 I'm ready. 1075 00:41:13,732 --> 00:41:15,736 No, don't open it! 1076 00:41:15,761 --> 00:41:18,328 What if she set up the money laundering front 1077 00:41:18,353 --> 00:41:19,753 and then... 1078 00:41:19,778 --> 00:41:21,164 faked her own death 1079 00:41:21,189 --> 00:41:22,752 so she could operate underground? 1080 00:41:22,777 --> 00:41:25,928 ♪ ♪ 1081 00:41:27,638 --> 00:41:29,046 Oh my God. 1082 00:41:29,071 --> 00:41:30,939 She's not in there! 1083 00:41:30,964 --> 00:41:32,106 That means... 1084 00:41:32,131 --> 00:41:33,306 that means... (exhales) 1085 00:41:33,331 --> 00:41:36,101 Mutter is Luisa's mother. 1086 00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:38,751 I can't believe it! I'm gonna find my mom! 1087 00:41:41,834 --> 00:41:45,911 _ 1088 00:41:45,936 --> 00:41:50,497 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com -