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Here it is.
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Here it is, Ralph.
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Super Fun Guy vs. Dr. Power Pants:
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When Khakis Attacki.
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It's a little bit beat up,
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but it's perfect for your time capsule.
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Thanks, Sylvester.
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Don't thank him.
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Everyone in 2065 will think we're dorks.
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Here we go!
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Stick this in your memory box, buddy.
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- What's that?
- It's me, graduation day.
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Wow, elementary school?
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High school, valedictorian.
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This photo represents excellence
in the field of superiority.
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Suck on that, future people!
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You were cute. What happened?
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Okay, put this in.
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Nuts have held the world together
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since the Industrial Revolution.
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And in 100 years, it
will be the only thing
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left inside this box
that is worth anything.
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Morning, guys.
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What do we have... here?
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Time capsule project for school.
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It's due Friday.
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Want to contribute?
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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Should be called waste-of-time capsule.
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That's clever.
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Oh, Mrs. Goldberg.
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Give me a kiss. Mwah.
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Okay, have a great day.
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He has to do all his
assignments, you know.
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Not just math and science.
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They are teaching children
that there is value
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to revisiting the past when it
is the future that is important.
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You don't think there's value
in looking back once in a while?
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Do you know why sharks are the
most efficient ocean predator?
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Because they always move forward.
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Happy, it's perfect.
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Titanium steel, unbreakable glass.
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Take it for a spin.
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Amazing work...
I love the hearts.
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Only thing I hate more than hearts
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is anything frilly or pink.
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But for Megan, I made an exception.
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How you holding up, Sly?
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I miss her every day.
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But it's been six weeks,
so I'm pushing forward.
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Hey, hey, Walter?
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You know, I have a lovely picture
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of you and Megan for you.
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No, thanks. I know
what we both look like.
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My pal in evidence says you're lucky
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the city doesn't clean
out their storage.
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Oh, perfect!
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What the hell is that?
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It's liquid glycerin.
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Once it hardens, any air leakage
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from the tank would
create a bubble pattern,
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showing Ray's partner's
tank was defective
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and his death was not Ray's fault.
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But forensics already
tested that tank, Walt.
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Twice.
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Testing's progressed a great
deal in the last ten years.
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Plus I'm smarter than they were.
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Is it now when
the psychiatrist says
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it's not a good idea to dig
into someone else's tragedy?
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Ray blames himself for
his partner's death,
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and it's affected his life negatively.
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It's inefficient to live in the past
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and compromise present productivity.
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Is that why, in a month and a half,
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you've barely mentioned Megan?
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Barely had any reaction at all?
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I'm out of here.
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I need a coffee.
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I was, very put-off
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by my sister's passing.
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You're put-off by a parking ticket.
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You grieve when your sister dies.
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This has nothing to do with me.
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This is about Ray.
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He has barely left the camper lately.
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And I think it's because the anniversary
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of his partner's death
is coming up soon.
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I can help him.
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And I'm thrilled that you're noticing
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other people's feelings.
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I... I just worry
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that you're focusing
on someone else's pain
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to avoid your own.
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Well, I can't avoid what isn't there.
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Walt, Cooper's here!
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She's got a hot one.
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Let's go.
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Last week, the
Department of the Interior
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was infiltrated by
sophisticated ransomware,
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which resulted in a
complete system shutdown
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we could not undo until we met
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the demands of the unknown hacker.
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Why didn't you call us?
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Demand was only 20
grand. Deadline was tight.
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Possibility of PR fallout. We paid it.
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- Morons.
- That's unfair.
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Yeah, to morons.
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They demanded a small amount
'cause it was a test run.
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Would the ransomware work?
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Yep, would you fold like a lawn chair?
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- Yep.
- So there's another ransom?
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As of yesterday, except
now they're threatening
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to shut down the Federal Reserve
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if they don't receive a quarter
billion dollars in bitcoin
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within the next 72 hours.
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They even sent their own countdown.
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- Not good.
- Whoever did this doesn't grasp
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the implications of a
Federal Reserve shutdown.
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If they did, they'd know they'd
be as screwed as the rest of us.
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What exactly are the implications?
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The Fed is where the banks
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keep their reserves.
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A shutdown would set off
a toxic chain reaction.
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Every bank, from conglomerates
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to small S and L's would
need to shut down, too.
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Then foreign economies lose confidence
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and refuse to lend to us.
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That means a huge
devaluation of the dollar.
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Driving investors to other currencies.
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U.S. would have no more credit
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and be unable to afford imports.
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Which leaves us with a high
demand for and a low supply
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of goods like food and gas
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and other necessities.
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Global panic sets in within days.
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Our economy reverts to one
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where food growers barter for services.
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I hate computers.
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That's why I need you to
get into the Fed's server
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and kill this ransomware.
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I'm already in and
it's-it's not happening.
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Every time I try and
break the code, it changes.
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It's as if it's adapting.
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Walter can't get in.
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Can I start hoarding
cans of food now, please?
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You don't have any other leads?
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The NSA picked up
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some suspicious encrypted e-mails,
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which they ran through
linguistics software.
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There was one match to the
blog posts of Terence Cooley,
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an Oceanside University
computer science professor.
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Agents discovered him shot dead
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in his apartment three hours ago.
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Tech ran his laptop.
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Nothing related to the ransomware.
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But what we do have is a
starting point... the campus.
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And if you look
carefully enough... bingo!
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I found a ghosted entry
path to the Fed's server
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uploaded from a computer
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at the school student activity center.
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How does that help?
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The dead prof could've done the upload.
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Checking that possibility now,
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and at the time of the upload,
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Professor Cooley was teaching a class.
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There is a video online of the lecture.
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So someone who was at the
activities center at the time
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uploaded the ransomware
to the Federal Reserve.
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According to the center's register,
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the space was reserved that day
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by a psych department meeting,
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a drama club gathering,
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the wrestling team's luncheon
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and an assembly of the
Sisters of Pi Upsilon.
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Oh, I was in Pi Up.
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What? I-I was.
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Campus security's offices
are also in the basement,
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which means anyone from
any one of those groups
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could've uploaded the ransomware.
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I bet Walt and I could design a DFS
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that could sniff out the
device used to send it.
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It's a digital fingerprint scanner.
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Each brand of electronics emits
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its own unique electromagnetic field.
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I can tell from the upload pattern
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that a Toshoki-brand device was used.
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Okay, so we build the DFSes.
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You give them to Homeland agents,
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who go undercover on campus.
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And they will get a ping
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when they get close to
someone with a Toshoki product.
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And then we detain just that person
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and then confiscate that device.
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And if it's the device
we're looking for,
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it'll have the original
ransomware code on it.
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Walter will reverse-engineer
it and shut it down.
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Solid plan, except agents won't know
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how to handle technical snafus.
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Oh, no!
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I am not going back to college!
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College was the worst
six months of my life.
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I'm in and I'm gonna
do it right this time.
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College sucked hard for
14-year-old Tobias Curtis.
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Guys, college is fun.
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College is a continued
adolescence factory,
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where parents subsidize
years of nonsense,
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instead of serious academic rigor.
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Yeah, fun.
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All right, look, we got a ticking clock.
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All right? So suck it up.
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We're gonna infiltrate
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each one of those campus groups
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and find the device
that uploaded the code,
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period.
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Let's get ready for school.
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Have you ever wrestled?
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- With my emotions.
- Down on all fours.
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Nothing good has ever
started with that sentence.
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Okay, so this is the Pi Up spirit song.
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♪ Oh, sisters are we ♪
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♪ We're loyal to thee ♪
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♪ And together we'll always be: Pi Up ♪
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♪ With pink, white and
gold, our colors so bold ♪
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♪ With all weather, we'll always be ♪
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♪ Pi Up. ♪
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Wrestlers wear singlets.
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On what, their wrists?!
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Happy, don't fight me on this.
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It's what they wear.
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I didn't go to college
for this very reason.
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Don't forget the sweater.
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Oh, I didn't.
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What's your first move?
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With the help of the FBI,
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we've arranged for Cabe
to fill a trainee slot
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with campus security.
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Walter, you're gonna
be a guest instructor
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for the drama club, visiting
from Baker Lake University
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in Canada.
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And, Doc,
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you are going to be applying for a job
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as a professor in the psych department.
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The hardest thing will be for
me to not actually get hired.
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No, no, no, no way!
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Quincy Berkstead? I won't do this!
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- Uh-oh.
- What's the problem?
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Well, it seems Toby has
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to apply for a job from his old nemesis.
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Quincy Berkstead stole my fiancée!
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I can't ask Wimpy Jerkhead for a job.
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What do you care? You like Happy.
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It's a matter of pride.
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Then swallow it.
If I got to be a rent-a-cop
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and Sylvester's got to get
the crap beat out of him...
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What?!
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...then you can man up
and get the job done.
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Now,
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inspection in 15 minutes.
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Susie Lee, hopeful rushee
of the Pi Upsilon sorority.
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Present.
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Drama instructor Vern Portnoy?
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Here.
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Walk-on wrestler Sam Paley?
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I'm against this.
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Security Officer Galbreath?
266
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Accounted for.
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And Dr. Tobias M. Curtis,
applicant for position
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in Professor Quincy Berkstead's
Psychology Department.
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So, Paige, what do you think?
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Now I know why you guys had
such a hard time in college.
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Lovely.
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Wow.
274
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You know, would it kill Homeland
275
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to get us a nice hotel room for once?
276
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Okay, everyone grab a scanner.
277
00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:43,920
They're temperamental. You
might get a hit a few feet
278
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from someone or you might have
to be right on top of them.
279
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Software is running.
280
00:09:47,526 --> 00:09:49,426
Now, if we get near the
electromagnetic field
281
00:09:49,428 --> 00:09:51,395
of a Toshoki device, you will get
282
00:09:51,397 --> 00:09:54,331
a visual and audio response like this.
283
00:09:56,268 --> 00:09:57,934
And you'll let us know
when we strike oil?
284
00:09:57,936 --> 00:09:59,803
Got it. Everyone got their comms in?
285
00:09:59,805 --> 00:10:01,204
I got more than my comms.
286
00:10:01,206 --> 00:10:02,439
I got my bucket list.
287
00:10:02,441 --> 00:10:03,673
I'm making college count this time.
288
00:10:03,675 --> 00:10:05,509
I checked the event calendar.
289
00:10:05,511 --> 00:10:06,743
There's a Hacky-Sack-a-thon in the quad,
290
00:10:06,745 --> 00:10:08,412
naked fountain run in a few hours,
291
00:10:08,414 --> 00:10:10,080
and there's a winter
dance at Adelphi Hall.
292
00:10:10,082 --> 00:10:11,648
I saw the astrophysics lab
293
00:10:11,650 --> 00:10:13,550
has an exhibit on vintage spacesuits.
294
00:10:13,552 --> 00:10:15,352
I'd love to check that out.
295
00:10:15,354 --> 00:10:16,586
Nerd.
296
00:10:16,588 --> 00:10:18,021
Put your plans on hold because Sly
297
00:10:18,023 --> 00:10:19,289
has to get to the wrestling fraternity,
298
00:10:19,291 --> 00:10:21,057
Happy has to go rush Pi Up,
299
00:10:21,059 --> 00:10:22,492
Cabe's meeting his
supervisor in 20 minutes,
300
00:10:22,494 --> 00:10:24,227
Walter's got a class to teach,
301
00:10:24,229 --> 00:10:26,530
and, Toby, you've got a
job interview coming up.
302
00:10:27,765 --> 00:10:29,733
You heard her. Let's get to it.
303
00:10:32,538 --> 00:10:33,737
I'm here.
304
00:10:33,739 --> 00:10:35,005
These are the guys who ruined
305
00:10:35,007 --> 00:10:37,040
the elastic in my underwear growing up.
306
00:10:37,042 --> 00:10:39,409
Play the part and go find that device.
307
00:10:42,713 --> 00:10:45,215
Hello.
308
00:10:45,217 --> 00:10:46,450
My name is Sam Paley.
309
00:10:46,452 --> 00:10:48,652
I am a transfer student looking to
310
00:10:48,654 --> 00:10:50,287
try out for the wrestling team.
311
00:10:50,289 --> 00:10:51,688
My JC coach should've called you
312
00:10:51,690 --> 00:10:53,089
to let you know that I'd be coming by.
313
00:10:53,091 --> 00:10:54,391
Yeah, he totally did, bro.
314
00:10:54,393 --> 00:10:56,760
I'm Craig. My house name's Toad.
315
00:10:56,762 --> 00:10:59,796
This is Skid Mark, Muskrat,
Stinky and the Gooch.
316
00:10:59,798 --> 00:11:01,765
Nice to meet you, the Gooch.
317
00:11:01,767 --> 00:11:03,033
Your timing's perfect...
today's team photo day.
318
00:11:03,035 --> 00:11:05,068
You can say cheese with the rest of us.
319
00:11:05,070 --> 00:11:06,970
Well, thank you for
making me feel so welcome.
320
00:11:06,972 --> 00:11:09,005
Hey, wrestlers for life.
321
00:11:09,007 --> 00:11:10,340
Right, Tyrannosaurus Sex?
322
00:11:10,342 --> 00:11:12,709
That'll be your house name
'cause you're big and sexy.
323
00:11:14,246 --> 00:11:15,812
All right, let's get this party started.
324
00:11:15,814 --> 00:11:16,980
Yeah, yeah.
325
00:11:16,982 --> 00:11:18,281
This is awesome... you
can get near every member
326
00:11:18,283 --> 00:11:19,249
of the team at once,
327
00:11:19,251 --> 00:11:20,650
and if they have a phone or device
328
00:11:20,652 --> 00:11:22,085
that matches what we're looking
for, we'll know right away.
329
00:11:22,087 --> 00:11:23,720
Let's get Sam right in the middle there,
330
00:11:23,722 --> 00:11:25,422
make him feel real welcome.
331
00:11:25,424 --> 00:11:28,325
Okeydokey, Toad.
332
00:11:28,327 --> 00:11:31,027
Okay, tradition is
we link arms together
333
00:11:31,029 --> 00:11:33,069
- in a wrestling lock.
- Oh, okay, whatever you say.
334
00:11:34,233 --> 00:11:35,699
And... now!
335
00:11:44,343 --> 00:11:46,343
Freshly worn jocks, bro.
336
00:11:47,679 --> 00:11:49,012
We don't take transfers.
337
00:11:49,014 --> 00:11:50,180
Now beat it.
338
00:11:50,182 --> 00:11:51,281
That sounds bad.
339
00:11:51,283 --> 00:11:52,949
Worse, your scanner didn't catch a ping.
340
00:11:52,951 --> 00:11:55,185
Well, I think I just caught hepatitis.
341
00:11:55,187 --> 00:11:57,854
My college experience has not changed.
342
00:11:57,856 --> 00:11:59,189
Walter, how are things with you?
343
00:11:59,191 --> 00:12:00,991
Your frequency strength's shaky.
344
00:12:00,993 --> 00:12:03,360
So we're getting nothing.
345
00:12:03,362 --> 00:12:04,694
We're so sorry.
346
00:12:04,696 --> 00:12:06,429
We'll dig deeper.
347
00:12:06,431 --> 00:12:08,064
Oh, no, you're confused, I...
348
00:12:08,066 --> 00:12:09,533
We're missing the scene's meaning?
349
00:12:09,535 --> 00:12:12,102
No, I was talking to
myself, not you guys.
350
00:12:13,638 --> 00:12:16,039
What?
351
00:12:16,041 --> 00:12:17,941
You referred to us as "guys."
352
00:12:17,943 --> 00:12:19,242
I'm a woman.
353
00:12:19,244 --> 00:12:21,945
It's just a mistake your
generation sometimes makes,
354
00:12:21,947 --> 00:12:24,047
defining with gender-dominant labels.
355
00:12:24,049 --> 00:12:25,982
I made a mistake?
356
00:12:25,984 --> 00:12:27,050
Walter, these are drama students.
357
00:12:27,052 --> 00:12:29,519
They are nothing but EQ,
358
00:12:29,521 --> 00:12:30,887
and their PC is all about sensitivity,
359
00:12:30,889 --> 00:12:32,822
so just be patient with them.
360
00:12:32,824 --> 00:12:34,090
No, I wasn't mistaken.
361
00:12:34,092 --> 00:12:35,392
Webster's Dictionary states
362
00:12:35,394 --> 00:12:36,760
that "guys" may be used in plural
363
00:12:36,762 --> 00:12:39,162
to refer to members of a
group regardless of sex.
364
00:12:39,164 --> 00:12:40,964
More than two is a group.
365
00:12:40,966 --> 00:12:42,432
Stop debating, get near them,
366
00:12:42,434 --> 00:12:43,767
and let your scanner do its thing.
367
00:12:43,769 --> 00:12:45,702
Your term choice is a microaggression.
368
00:12:45,704 --> 00:12:47,437
Well, if it's "micro,"
why is it a problem?
369
00:12:47,439 --> 00:12:49,673
Walter, there's nothing
coming over your scanner.
370
00:12:49,675 --> 00:12:50,874
The device isn't there.
371
00:12:50,876 --> 00:12:52,442
You can stop fighting with
the students and leave.
372
00:12:52,444 --> 00:12:53,810
Okay, time for me to go.
373
00:12:53,812 --> 00:12:56,479
Good, and take your
trigger words with you.
374
00:12:56,481 --> 00:12:57,847
You know what, as your teacher,
375
00:12:57,849 --> 00:13:00,584
let me leave you with some guidance.
376
00:13:00,586 --> 00:13:02,852
You're spoiled, coddled
and wasting your time.
377
00:13:02,854 --> 00:13:04,154
Study science, math,
go to vocational school,
378
00:13:04,156 --> 00:13:06,156
or learn a trade, because
statistically you have
379
00:13:06,158 --> 00:13:08,858
less than a .01 chance
of making it as an actor,
380
00:13:08,860 --> 00:13:10,226
and based on what I've seen today,
381
00:13:10,228 --> 00:13:11,928
it's even less than that.
382
00:13:13,965 --> 00:13:15,432
Okay, have a good day.
383
00:13:15,434 --> 00:13:18,435
♪ Oh, sisters are we,
we're loyal to thee ♪
384
00:13:18,437 --> 00:13:20,770
♪ And together we'll always be: Pi Up ♪
385
00:13:20,772 --> 00:13:23,106
♪ In pink, white and
gold, our colors so bold ♪
386
00:13:23,108 --> 00:13:25,609
♪ In hot weather we'll always be: Pi Up. ♪
387
00:13:25,611 --> 00:13:27,010
Pi Up.
388
00:13:27,012 --> 00:13:29,145
Yeah, that was awesome.
389
00:13:29,147 --> 00:13:31,815
So I speak on behalf of all Pi Ups
390
00:13:31,817 --> 00:13:33,917
when I say you guys
would make great sisters.
391
00:13:33,919 --> 00:13:36,219
But space is limited.
392
00:13:36,221 --> 00:13:37,887
So we're gonna start the
rush speed-date circuit,
393
00:13:37,889 --> 00:13:39,923
where you guys get to know
us and we get to know you.
394
00:13:39,925 --> 00:13:43,326
Now, some of the questions
might be wacky, so look out.
395
00:13:43,328 --> 00:13:45,662
Okay, groups of two,
move about the house,
396
00:13:45,664 --> 00:13:47,064
and meet the sisters of Pi Upsilon.
397
00:13:50,936 --> 00:13:52,569
Happy, this is your shot.
398
00:13:52,571 --> 00:13:54,137
You can get through most
399
00:13:54,139 --> 00:13:55,705
of the sorority house within the hour.
400
00:13:55,707 --> 00:13:57,240
Peachy.
401
00:13:58,542 --> 00:14:00,677
Why do you want to go Pi Up?
402
00:14:00,679 --> 00:14:03,947
School spirit, to help with
your great charitable work,
403
00:14:03,949 --> 00:14:05,949
and, of course, sisterhood.
404
00:14:05,951 --> 00:14:09,452
I need a place to live, and this
house has decent craftsmanship.
405
00:14:09,454 --> 00:14:10,587
Happy, no.
406
00:14:10,589 --> 00:14:12,856
If you could have dinner
with any celebrity,
407
00:14:12,858 --> 00:14:13,823
who would it be?
408
00:14:13,825 --> 00:14:15,492
Elon Musk.
409
00:14:15,494 --> 00:14:16,960
Ryan Gosling.
410
00:14:16,962 --> 00:14:18,561
Who's that?
411
00:14:18,563 --> 00:14:20,430
What superpower do you wish you had?
412
00:14:20,432 --> 00:14:21,765
To talk to animals.
413
00:14:21,767 --> 00:14:23,366
I love pets.
414
00:14:23,368 --> 00:14:26,636
At this very moment... teleportation.
415
00:14:26,638 --> 00:14:28,705
Okay, I'm-I'm still getting
squat on the software.
416
00:14:28,707 --> 00:14:30,607
Keep it up. I'm gonna check with Toby.
417
00:14:31,442 --> 00:14:33,977
Hi, Susie.
418
00:14:33,979 --> 00:14:36,346
I was wondering, can
I ask you something?
419
00:14:36,348 --> 00:14:37,614
More questions.
420
00:14:37,616 --> 00:14:39,616
Great, what would you
like to know, Mavis?
421
00:14:39,618 --> 00:14:40,617
Okay.
422
00:14:40,619 --> 00:14:43,720
Um... why are you here?
423
00:14:45,222 --> 00:14:47,957
Lots of us are away from
home for the first time.
424
00:14:47,959 --> 00:14:49,626
I am.
425
00:14:49,628 --> 00:14:51,561
And I miss my real sisters.
426
00:14:51,563 --> 00:14:54,230
And I think this place
might be good for me.
427
00:14:54,232 --> 00:14:58,234
And everyone here is
so nice... except you.
428
00:14:58,236 --> 00:15:01,438
You're kind of mean and sarcastic.
429
00:15:05,609 --> 00:15:07,544
Have you ever gotten homesick?
430
00:15:07,546 --> 00:15:10,246
Wouldn't it be nice to
have a surrogate family?
431
00:15:12,216 --> 00:15:15,285
I've thought about it from time to time.
432
00:15:15,287 --> 00:15:17,921
Well, you can't truly have one
433
00:15:17,923 --> 00:15:20,623
until you lower that shield of yours.
434
00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:22,492
That's all.
435
00:15:25,963 --> 00:15:27,964
It's demeaning.
436
00:15:27,966 --> 00:15:29,966
Plus I didn't get to Hacky my Sack,
437
00:15:29,968 --> 00:15:31,600
and I'm presently missing
the naked fountain run.
438
00:15:31,601 --> 00:15:32,055
Too bad.
439
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:34,337
Now walk into the interview,
meet with the psych department,
440
00:15:34,339 --> 00:15:37,073
and hopefully we can get
a hit and end this madness.
441
00:15:37,075 --> 00:15:39,409
I want the record to note
that I would never, in reality,
442
00:15:39,411 --> 00:15:41,044
apply for a job from Quincy Berkstead.
443
00:15:41,046 --> 00:15:44,781
Okay, I'm... noting it on your file.
444
00:15:44,783 --> 00:15:46,649
Don't patronize me.
445
00:15:52,623 --> 00:15:54,624
Sorry you had to hear that.
446
00:15:54,626 --> 00:15:57,494
I am just having a stressful day.
447
00:15:57,496 --> 00:15:59,162
You work in the psych department?
448
00:15:59,164 --> 00:16:01,164
Not really, just
helping them with a study
449
00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:04,534
of how a positive attitude
affects athletic performance.
450
00:16:04,536 --> 00:16:07,871
Oh, man, you're Willie
McGinest from the Patriots.
451
00:16:07,873 --> 00:16:10,173
That's right, and if
you don't mind me saying,
452
00:16:10,175 --> 00:16:12,642
your negativity could
use a little adjustment.
453
00:16:12,644 --> 00:16:14,244
I'm normally not that cranky.
454
00:16:14,246 --> 00:16:16,112
I-I just have a stupid job interview.
455
00:16:16,114 --> 00:16:18,114
Never gonna get the
position with that mindset.
456
00:16:18,116 --> 00:16:20,950
You know how I got the NFL
record for postseason sacks?
457
00:16:20,952 --> 00:16:23,586
I have to assume, that
expanded playoff schedule.
458
00:16:23,588 --> 00:16:25,588
I mean, a team plays
that many extra games,
459
00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:26,823
statistically speaking,
460
00:16:26,825 --> 00:16:28,925
eventually someone's
gonna break that record.
461
00:16:28,927 --> 00:16:31,161
Anyone.
462
00:16:32,630 --> 00:16:35,532
You were gonna say "positive
attitude," weren't you?
463
00:16:35,534 --> 00:16:37,934
You're never getting that job.
464
00:16:37,936 --> 00:16:40,537
Mr. Curtis, you can come in now.
465
00:16:48,946 --> 00:16:50,180
Toby.
466
00:16:50,182 --> 00:16:54,017
Wim... Quincy, where's the board?
467
00:16:54,019 --> 00:16:55,652
Told them not to come.
468
00:16:55,654 --> 00:16:59,689
You applying for this
job is passive-aggressive.
469
00:16:59,691 --> 00:17:01,558
I don't know what point
you're trying to make,
470
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,259
but we're both doctors.
471
00:17:03,261 --> 00:17:05,328
I'm a doctor, you're a psychologist.
472
00:17:05,330 --> 00:17:06,796
Take it easy.
473
00:17:06,798 --> 00:17:09,632
You must be here for a
reason, taking up my time.
474
00:17:09,634 --> 00:17:11,568
T-Taking your time?
475
00:17:11,570 --> 00:17:14,470
- You took my wife.
- Fiancée.
476
00:17:14,472 --> 00:17:16,606
Why can't any of you people
get along with anyone else?
477
00:17:16,608 --> 00:17:20,076
Now cut the crap, get close to
him, and scan for the signal.
478
00:17:22,046 --> 00:17:23,713
You're right.
479
00:17:23,715 --> 00:17:25,348
I'm sorry.
480
00:17:25,350 --> 00:17:28,218
I-I came here to humiliate you.
481
00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:30,019
Looks like I'm only
doing that to myself.
482
00:17:30,021 --> 00:17:31,421
And I-I guess I just...
483
00:17:31,423 --> 00:17:33,056
I never got over being bested by you,
484
00:17:33,058 --> 00:17:36,259
and it's hard, when you're used
to being right all the time,
485
00:17:36,261 --> 00:17:37,827
to admit you're wrong.
486
00:17:37,829 --> 00:17:39,596
I am sorry about all this.
487
00:17:44,235 --> 00:17:45,401
I have a small ping.
488
00:17:45,403 --> 00:17:46,336
Get closer.
489
00:17:46,338 --> 00:17:48,137
Oh, come on, let's do this right.
490
00:17:48,139 --> 00:17:49,272
Toby, we got him.
491
00:17:49,274 --> 00:17:50,874
Stall him, I got to tell Cabe.
492
00:17:50,876 --> 00:17:54,878
So, Griggs, any chance I'm
meeting the rest of the squad
493
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,946
before the afternoon debriefing?
494
00:17:56,948 --> 00:17:58,982
Excited about the job.
495
00:17:58,984 --> 00:18:00,950
That makes one of us.
496
00:18:00,952 --> 00:18:03,620
How so?
497
00:18:03,622 --> 00:18:06,289
I just always wanted
to be a cop like my dad.
498
00:18:06,291 --> 00:18:09,626
You know, slapping on
cuffs, making collars.
499
00:18:09,628 --> 00:18:12,028
But I got a weak ticker,
so I can't be on the force,
500
00:18:12,030 --> 00:18:13,463
so I work here.
501
00:18:13,465 --> 00:18:16,900
Damn kids put dog turds
on my Segway wheels.
502
00:18:16,902 --> 00:18:18,468
Cabe, Toby might have our guy.
503
00:18:18,470 --> 00:18:19,836
You've got to get to the psych building.
504
00:18:19,838 --> 00:18:20,937
I've got to hit the head.
505
00:18:20,939 --> 00:18:21,971
I'll be back in a few.
506
00:18:21,973 --> 00:18:24,107
Go ahead.
507
00:18:24,109 --> 00:18:25,675
There's nothing happening here.
508
00:18:25,677 --> 00:18:27,677
I have to say, asking for counseling,
509
00:18:27,679 --> 00:18:30,113
especially from me, is a big first step.
510
00:18:30,115 --> 00:18:31,595
You were always the better therapist.
511
00:18:36,453 --> 00:18:38,388
If you were really smarter than me,
512
00:18:38,390 --> 00:18:40,156
I'd be the one unconscious right now.
513
00:18:40,158 --> 00:18:42,825
Okay, everyone stay in your
persona until Toby confirms
514
00:18:42,827 --> 00:18:45,630
the ransomware is actually
on Quincy's device.
515
00:18:45,997 --> 00:18:47,830
Okay, just hurry up so I can leave.
516
00:18:47,832 --> 00:18:49,032
I don't like it here.
517
00:18:53,104 --> 00:18:56,072
Lots of pretentious apps
on your cell phone, Quincy.
518
00:18:56,074 --> 00:19:00,443
But I still haven't found
what we're looking for. Yet.
519
00:19:00,445 --> 00:19:01,811
Who are you working with?
520
00:19:01,813 --> 00:19:03,346
The psych department.
Is this about my wife?
521
00:19:03,348 --> 00:19:05,081
You mean my former fiancée?
522
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:09,285
I swear, I don't know anything
about any ransom software.
523
00:19:09,287 --> 00:19:11,254
I have federal permission from Homeland
524
00:19:11,256 --> 00:19:13,356
to do whatever is necessary
to get you to talk.
525
00:19:13,358 --> 00:19:15,191
This is sulfuric acid.
526
00:19:15,193 --> 00:19:16,459
Tell us what you know,
527
00:19:16,461 --> 00:19:17,827
or you'll never need a
Halloween costume again.
528
00:19:17,829 --> 00:19:19,295
- I know nothing.
- Easy. Easy, Doc!
529
00:19:21,466 --> 00:19:23,066
It's just water.
530
00:19:23,068 --> 00:19:24,934
You scream like a girl, by the way.
531
00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:29,005
FYI, his phone's clean.
532
00:19:29,007 --> 00:19:30,640
I just hate him.
533
00:19:30,642 --> 00:19:32,475
Great.
534
00:19:32,477 --> 00:19:35,011
Now we're back to where we started.
535
00:19:42,587 --> 00:19:45,421
Why can't you be normal?
536
00:19:48,592 --> 00:19:51,528
Guys, your comms are linked.
We struck out on Quincy.
537
00:19:51,529 --> 00:19:53,025
- Dorie, we're in serious trouble.
- So you have to keep it up a while longer.
538
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,417
- Shh!
- Professor Cooley is dead.
539
00:19:54,418 --> 00:19:55,665
There's an argument next door.
540
00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:57,400
I think I just heard
someone say "Cooley."
541
00:19:57,402 --> 00:19:59,235
That's the name of the
dead professor, right?
542
00:19:59,237 --> 00:20:00,503
Yes, what-what are they saying?
543
00:20:00,505 --> 00:20:02,638
Whoa. Whoa, I just got a big ping here.
544
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,707
Happy, is there a hair dryer in there?
545
00:20:04,709 --> 00:20:07,377
If so, crack the casing and
then take out the heating coil.
546
00:20:07,379 --> 00:20:08,378
Yeah, I know how to make
547
00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:10,346
a listening device from a hair dryer.
548
00:20:12,316 --> 00:20:14,317
We need to call the cops.
549
00:20:14,319 --> 00:20:16,019
We can't, Alberto,
we'll go to prison.
550
00:20:16,021 --> 00:20:18,287
The news is saying that
Professor Cooley was murdered.
551
00:20:18,289 --> 00:20:19,255
We could be next.
552
00:20:19,257 --> 00:20:20,523
It-it wasn't supposed to be like this.
553
00:20:20,525 --> 00:20:22,158
We have some money... we
can just get out of here.
554
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:23,493
We can't just...
555
00:20:23,495 --> 00:20:24,861
Who the hell are you?
556
00:20:24,863 --> 00:20:26,195
You both need to come with me now.
557
00:20:26,197 --> 00:20:28,164
Not now, just go back to the mixer.
558
00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:29,866
Okay, I'm not a college
student, I'm with Homeland.
559
00:20:29,868 --> 00:20:31,534
And you are both
clearly over your heads.
560
00:20:31,536 --> 00:20:32,835
We know about the ransomware,
561
00:20:32,837 --> 00:20:34,537
so just give me the laptop
and do what I tell you.
562
00:20:34,539 --> 00:20:35,938
Look, we don't even know who you are.
563
00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:38,307
Oh, my God!
564
00:20:38,309 --> 00:20:39,675
The next one is gonna
be 24 inches lower,
565
00:20:39,677 --> 00:20:41,277
and it's gonna hurt a lot more.
566
00:20:41,279 --> 00:20:43,212
What the...? Are you okay?
567
00:20:43,214 --> 00:20:45,148
Your professor was murdered
to tie up loose ends.
568
00:20:45,150 --> 00:20:46,682
I bet you're both next.
569
00:20:46,684 --> 00:20:50,853
So I suggest you come with
me now if you want to survive.
570
00:20:56,828 --> 00:20:57,927
Okay.
571
00:20:57,929 --> 00:21:00,363
Not good. Follow me.
572
00:21:28,058 --> 00:21:29,759
Go there.
573
00:21:33,297 --> 00:21:34,831
Get inside.
574
00:21:36,366 --> 00:21:38,034
What-what do we do now?
575
00:21:38,036 --> 00:21:39,235
Okay, for starters, shut up.
576
00:21:39,237 --> 00:21:40,736
Oh, my God, is he gonna kill us?
577
00:21:42,439 --> 00:21:44,640
Just let me think.
578
00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:53,812
Okay. Come on. Okay.
579
00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:55,980
Shh.
580
00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,718
Hey.
581
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:06,857
What are you doing?
582
00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:10,861
It all comes down to nuts.
583
00:22:20,138 --> 00:22:21,238
Come on, let's go!
584
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,174
Come on. Come on.
585
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:32,216
We're not computer students,
but we know how to code.
586
00:22:32,218 --> 00:22:33,250
Really well.
587
00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:35,152
Professor Cooley saw our skills,
588
00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:36,988
asked if we wanted to
make some quick cash.
589
00:22:36,990 --> 00:22:38,990
Cooley said he had a friend named Ryder.
590
00:22:38,992 --> 00:22:40,658
They studied programming
together, back in the day.
591
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:42,893
Ryder wanted to hire someone
to write code for him.
592
00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:45,529
So Ryder was the guy who was chasing us.
593
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:46,797
Probably. We never met him.
594
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,866
He just gave instructions
and money to Cooley,
595
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,267
who passed them along to us.
596
00:22:50,269 --> 00:22:52,570
We cranked out the code, Cooley
uploaded it to the quantum.
597
00:22:52,572 --> 00:22:54,438
We figured that was the end of
it until Cooley wound up dead.
598
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,574
Did... did you just say "quantum"?
599
00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:58,909
It's in the basement of
the comp sci building.
600
00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:00,177
Top secret. Only Professor Cooley
601
00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:01,879
and maybe two other school
officials knew about it.
602
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:05,149
Okay, so the anti-code to the
ransomware that I just scripted
603
00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:07,151
cannot be uploaded to the Fed
604
00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:08,986
if we are going up against a quantum.
605
00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:11,989
- What's a quantum?
- Quantum computers are extremely rare.
606
00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:16,060
At any time, maybe three or
four of them exist on the planet
607
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:18,062
at top government research
labs or universities.
608
00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,030
Totally hush-hush.
609
00:23:19,032 --> 00:23:20,698
Unlike standard binary computers,
610
00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:24,001
quantums transmit data
using precision lasers.
611
00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:27,038
Billions of times faster than
even today's top processors.
612
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,439
That's why the ransomware kept adapting
613
00:23:28,441 --> 00:23:29,740
when I was trying to hack it.
614
00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:31,776
No human can outthink
a quantum, not even me.
615
00:23:31,778 --> 00:23:34,779
But these lasers are as
unstable as they are fast.
616
00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:37,515
Some last a few days,
at most, a couple weeks.
617
00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:40,184
So Ryder paid to have
the ransomware built,
618
00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:42,520
and his pal Cooley had
access to a supercomputer,
619
00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:44,402
and he could pull it off
without getting caught.
620
00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:47,892
Yeah, Cooper.
621
00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:49,226
Okay.
622
00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:50,594
I'll check it out. Thanks.
623
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:53,297
Homeland just got
another e-mail from Ryder.
624
00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:55,232
"You now have one hour."
625
00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:56,400
Now that he knows we're on to him,
626
00:23:56,402 --> 00:23:57,702
he's trying to shorten the time frame.
627
00:23:57,704 --> 00:24:00,504
Okay, so, Paige, you stay
here with Dorie and Alberto.
628
00:24:00,506 --> 00:24:02,373
We're gonna go to the one place
that we can stop this hack.
629
00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:03,340
Where's that?
630
00:24:03,342 --> 00:24:04,275
The quantum.
631
00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:05,676
Now, if I can upload my anti-code
632
00:24:05,678 --> 00:24:07,011
directly into the quantum,
633
00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:09,447
then it can run as fast
as the ransomware itself
634
00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:10,381
and unravel it.
635
00:24:10,383 --> 00:24:13,117
Hey, Doc, you forget someone?
636
00:24:14,086 --> 00:24:16,554
Wh-Why's Professor Berkstead tied up?
637
00:24:16,556 --> 00:24:18,522
We brought this
guy here for no reason.
638
00:24:18,524 --> 00:24:20,725
- Now what are we gonna do with him?
- Nothing's done for no reason.
639
00:24:20,727 --> 00:24:22,226
Ooh, stand back, Cabe.
640
00:24:22,228 --> 00:24:24,929
Here comes some dime-store
analysis you don't want to miss.
641
00:24:24,931 --> 00:24:26,097
You want analysis?
642
00:24:26,099 --> 00:24:29,400
You're the reason Amy left you.
643
00:24:29,402 --> 00:24:31,769
You spent most nights at card tables.
644
00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:33,804
You missed her birthday
'cause you were at the track.
645
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:36,474
You blew through both your savings.
646
00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:39,210
You're an egomaniac and a narcissist.
647
00:24:39,212 --> 00:24:41,245
And after all these years,
648
00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:44,815
the only person you blame is me.
649
00:24:52,758 --> 00:24:55,726
Keep your mouth shut about all this.
650
00:24:58,697 --> 00:25:00,364
The quantum computer.
651
00:25:00,366 --> 00:25:02,066
It's like meeting Elvis.
652
00:25:02,068 --> 00:25:03,734
If that's what sent the ransomware,
653
00:25:03,736 --> 00:25:05,302
let's just smash it and end this.
654
00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:06,637
No, if we do, the ransomware
655
00:25:06,639 --> 00:25:08,672
will stay embedded in the Fed's server.
656
00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:09,940
It'll keep running,
657
00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:11,675
and before we know it,
our economy collapses.
658
00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:14,979
Our only hope is to
slow the quantum down
659
00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:17,014
so that I can upload my anti-code
660
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,315
to shut down the ransomware.
661
00:25:18,317 --> 00:25:20,551
Now, to do that, we
need to insert a mirror
662
00:25:20,553 --> 00:25:23,554
to reflect back one of
those lasers on itself,
663
00:25:23,556 --> 00:25:26,323
so that we can reduce
the quantum's power
664
00:25:26,325 --> 00:25:27,825
from four qubits to two.
665
00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:29,860
We'll have to drill
through the Plexiglas
666
00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:32,730
while maintaining the vacuum
seal, 'cause if the seal breaks,
667
00:25:32,732 --> 00:25:35,399
the computer collapses and
the ransomware survives.
668
00:25:35,401 --> 00:25:36,934
How do you do that?
669
00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:38,669
You pour butane over the drill.
670
00:25:38,671 --> 00:25:40,905
It should seal the cracks
between the drill and the glass
671
00:25:40,907 --> 00:25:42,206
and maintain the vacuum.
672
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:43,307
Easier said than done.
673
00:25:43,309 --> 00:25:44,942
That room is kept at
the only temperature
674
00:25:44,944 --> 00:25:46,510
at which a quantum
computer can function:
675
00:25:46,512 --> 00:25:48,646
negative 100 degrees Celsius.
676
00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:51,148
If your drill gets too hot,
and the temperature increases
677
00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:54,318
by more than .3 degrees,
it'll kill the computer.
678
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,654
I'll wrap it in insulation
I pull from the wall.
679
00:25:56,656 --> 00:25:58,022
Insulation won't work on your body.
680
00:25:58,024 --> 00:26:00,991
At negative 100 degrees
Celsius, you'll die in seconds.
681
00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:04,094
Speaking of death,
if I drill too fast,
682
00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:05,696
we get a friction spark,
683
00:26:05,698 --> 00:26:08,766
exploding the gases in
the cube, and we die.
684
00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:11,168
Not to mention if
there's too much vibration
685
00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:12,469
or a large sound wave,
686
00:26:12,471 --> 00:26:15,506
then the quantum's lasers
will jostle and explode,
687
00:26:15,508 --> 00:26:16,841
and we die.
688
00:26:16,843 --> 00:26:18,509
You guys have fun.
689
00:26:18,511 --> 00:26:20,344
I'll be up here in the observation room.
690
00:26:20,346 --> 00:26:22,746
22 minutes until economic meltdown.
691
00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:24,048
We need to get in there.
692
00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:27,284
How... when it's 100 degrees below zero?
693
00:26:28,954 --> 00:26:30,688
Remember when you
called me a nerd before?
694
00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:33,157
Get ready to apologize.
695
00:27:14,766 --> 00:27:17,334
Doing well.
696
00:27:17,336 --> 00:27:19,503
Heart rates are normal but...
697
00:27:19,505 --> 00:27:22,473
you only have 12 minutes to do
a job that should take 12 hours,
698
00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:24,708
so be very careful,
but hurry the hell up.
699
00:27:25,844 --> 00:27:28,579
Don't so much as breathe on it.
700
00:27:54,205 --> 00:27:56,440
Adding butane now.
701
00:28:02,881 --> 00:28:04,915
Happy, drill at that precise angle.
702
00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:06,517
Any variation will increase friction.
703
00:28:06,519 --> 00:28:10,090
Creating a blast so intense it
would rip off your space suits,
704
00:28:10,091 --> 00:28:12,055
and you'd be dead before
you made it to the door.
705
00:28:32,229 --> 00:28:33,953
Nice steady hand, Happy.
706
00:28:33,954 --> 00:28:35,462
Oh, no high fives yet, guys.
707
00:28:35,463 --> 00:28:37,884
Lots to do; only six
minutes left to do it.
708
00:28:38,629 --> 00:28:40,529
Okay, Sly, you're up.
709
00:28:43,566 --> 00:28:45,684
O... kay.
710
00:28:45,736 --> 00:28:49,371
Now, angle the mirror
at precisely 78 degrees,
711
00:28:49,373 --> 00:28:51,306
to reflect the laser back to the cube
712
00:28:51,308 --> 00:28:53,942
and reduce the quantum's power.
713
00:28:55,946 --> 00:28:57,179
Easy, big fella.
714
00:28:57,181 --> 00:28:58,914
Your adrenaline and
cortisol are spiking.
715
00:28:58,916 --> 00:29:00,382
Just take a breath.
716
00:29:00,384 --> 00:29:01,416
You're doing great.
717
00:29:01,418 --> 00:29:03,318
He is not doing great.
718
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,320
His vitals are all over the place.
719
00:29:05,322 --> 00:29:06,655
His core temperature goes up,
720
00:29:06,657 --> 00:29:08,757
it affects the overall temp in
that room even by a fraction,
721
00:29:08,759 --> 00:29:10,692
the quantum fails and we blow up.
722
00:29:10,694 --> 00:29:13,795
Not to mention if he bounces
that laser around, we blow up.
723
00:29:13,797 --> 00:29:15,077
There's lots of ways to blow up.
724
00:29:20,604 --> 00:29:22,237
It's an earthquake!
725
00:29:22,239 --> 00:29:23,472
Hold it steady, Sly.
726
00:29:23,474 --> 00:29:24,873
If that foil falls, we
can't pick it back up again.
727
00:29:24,875 --> 00:29:27,109
The laser shakes out of position,
728
00:29:27,111 --> 00:29:28,210
this whole place is a fireball.
729
00:29:28,212 --> 00:29:29,811
Okay, it's not a quake, it's...
730
00:29:29,813 --> 00:29:33,849
I feel like... it's a
frequency at about 41.2 hertz.
731
00:29:33,851 --> 00:29:35,617
It's a damn bass amp.
732
00:29:35,619 --> 00:29:37,653
And it's coming from above us.
733
00:29:38,722 --> 00:29:39,922
I'm on it!
734
00:29:45,930 --> 00:29:48,664
Two minutes to go,
Cabe, what do you got?
735
00:29:48,666 --> 00:29:50,432
A major problem.
736
00:29:59,710 --> 00:30:02,477
All right, the show's over!
Everybody back to their dorms!
737
00:30:02,479 --> 00:30:03,879
Suck it, old man!
738
00:30:03,881 --> 00:30:06,448
Undercover DEA.
739
00:30:06,450 --> 00:30:10,485
I want to see the contents
of your knapsacks right now.
740
00:30:10,487 --> 00:30:13,422
Let's go! Go!
741
00:30:13,424 --> 00:30:15,157
Take that, ya punks.
742
00:30:15,159 --> 00:30:16,625
Threat cleared.
743
00:30:16,627 --> 00:30:18,193
Go, Sylvester.
744
00:30:18,195 --> 00:30:19,561
Sly, your heart
rate is increasing,
745
00:30:19,563 --> 00:30:20,729
increasing the temp in that suit,
746
00:30:20,731 --> 00:30:22,631
which is increasing
the temp in the room.
747
00:30:22,633 --> 00:30:24,199
I can't help it, I'm terrified.
748
00:30:24,201 --> 00:30:26,568
Plus I drank a Double Dr. Shaz
before we left the apartment,
749
00:30:26,570 --> 00:30:27,603
and I really have to pee.
750
00:30:29,473 --> 00:30:30,839
One-tenth of a degree,
and we're all toast.
751
00:30:30,841 --> 00:30:32,708
- Time check?
- 70 seconds.
752
00:30:32,710 --> 00:30:34,810
We have to do something to calm him now.
753
00:30:34,812 --> 00:30:36,578
Sylvester, it's Paige,
listen to me, pal.
754
00:30:36,580 --> 00:30:38,080
Paige, if you're going to tell me
755
00:30:38,082 --> 00:30:41,216
to imagine a calm, safe
place, now is not the time.
756
00:30:41,218 --> 00:30:42,818
I wouldn't do that.
757
00:30:42,820 --> 00:30:45,787
I want you to imagine
a calm, safe person.
758
00:30:45,789 --> 00:30:48,390
Who made you feel calm
and safe, Sylvester?
759
00:30:48,392 --> 00:30:50,425
Megan.
760
00:30:50,427 --> 00:30:51,627
That's right.
761
00:30:51,629 --> 00:30:53,095
She believed in you, didn't she?
762
00:30:53,097 --> 00:30:54,296
In all of us?
763
00:30:54,298 --> 00:30:55,964
Not the time to discuss my sister.
764
00:30:55,966 --> 00:30:58,634
You never want to discuss
her, and this is not about you.
765
00:30:58,636 --> 00:31:00,302
Zip it, Walt, it's working.
766
00:31:03,006 --> 00:31:05,007
Think of how proud she
would be of you right now.
767
00:31:05,009 --> 00:31:06,975
Your confidence, your bravery.
768
00:31:06,977 --> 00:31:09,978
The strength she gave you.
769
00:31:09,980 --> 00:31:11,747
Be strong for her.
770
00:31:11,749 --> 00:31:13,582
Know she's with you now.
771
00:31:20,291 --> 00:31:21,556
15 seconds!
772
00:31:22,925 --> 00:31:24,459
The quantum's slowing.
773
00:31:24,461 --> 00:31:27,262
Now we just need to plug in
the drive and upload the code.
774
00:31:28,031 --> 00:31:29,731
Five seconds, Walt.
775
00:31:29,733 --> 00:31:34,403
Eight, seven, six!
776
00:31:34,405 --> 00:31:37,973
Five... four...
777
00:31:37,975 --> 00:31:40,809
three... two...
778
00:31:43,614 --> 00:31:45,113
Ransomware is down.
779
00:31:45,115 --> 00:31:46,348
Federal Reserve is safe!
780
00:31:46,350 --> 00:31:48,450
We did it. We did it, we did it.
781
00:31:49,986 --> 00:31:51,620
Great work, team!
782
00:31:51,622 --> 00:31:53,555
Now you can get out
of that suit and pee, buddy.
783
00:31:53,557 --> 00:31:56,325
Actually, I don't have to anymore.
784
00:31:56,327 --> 00:31:57,759
Ew.
785
00:31:57,761 --> 00:32:00,462
Paige, I'm sorry I snapped at you.
786
00:32:00,464 --> 00:32:02,030
That was great work with Sly.
787
00:32:02,032 --> 00:32:04,966
Thanks, but we've got a problem.
788
00:32:06,169 --> 00:32:08,503
You stopped my ransomware.
789
00:32:08,505 --> 00:32:09,838
But I still want my money.
790
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,907
Or your friend dies.
791
00:32:11,909 --> 00:32:15,577
Bring the bitcoin wallet
to the founder's fountain.
792
00:32:15,579 --> 00:32:18,447
You give me the money,
I give you your friend.
793
00:32:19,582 --> 00:32:23,485
Now... where the hell are those kids?
794
00:32:23,487 --> 00:32:27,255
They hit Happy after they got
back from the shed and got away.
795
00:32:27,257 --> 00:32:29,224
I don't believe you.
796
00:32:29,226 --> 00:32:30,559
You think I'd lie
about some spoiled kids?
797
00:32:30,561 --> 00:32:33,128
If you don't believe
me, search the apartment.
798
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:46,975
The founder's fountain in 20 minutes.
799
00:32:46,977 --> 00:32:50,579
You try anything and she's dead.
800
00:32:55,083 --> 00:32:56,862
How did Ryder even find Paige?
801
00:32:56,863 --> 00:32:58,164
Ryder must've asked the professor
802
00:32:58,166 --> 00:33:00,766
for Dorie's laptop, under the guise
of checking her code,
803
00:33:00,768 --> 00:33:03,529
and then slipped GPS
software into her hard drive.
804
00:33:03,530 --> 00:33:04,610
Who cares how he found her?
805
00:33:04,697 --> 00:33:06,063
He has her. And even if
we give him the money,
806
00:33:06,065 --> 00:33:07,831
he'd still keep Paige
with him as insurance.
807
00:33:07,833 --> 00:33:10,100
Strategically placing that
ransom drop by the fountain?
808
00:33:10,102 --> 00:33:11,602
That was brilliant.
809
00:33:11,604 --> 00:33:13,370
It's circular, so he has
a good shot at seeing us
810
00:33:13,372 --> 00:33:15,339
come from any angle. A sneak attack
811
00:33:15,341 --> 00:33:16,807
without knowing his exact location?
812
00:33:16,809 --> 00:33:17,908
That would be nearly impossible
813
00:33:17,910 --> 00:33:19,076
without threatening Paige's life.
814
00:33:19,078 --> 00:33:20,377
Exact location, that's it.
815
00:33:20,379 --> 00:33:22,379
But we got to hurry. Come on!
816
00:33:24,415 --> 00:33:26,183
Your friends better hurry.
817
00:33:26,185 --> 00:33:28,285
One second late, and
you and Professor Cooley
818
00:33:28,287 --> 00:33:31,054
are gonna be spending
a lot of time together.
819
00:33:33,024 --> 00:33:35,726
Hey! Evening, folks!
820
00:33:35,728 --> 00:33:36,827
Whoa, wh-what happened to your face?
821
00:33:36,829 --> 00:33:39,296
Nothing, just fell down some stairs.
822
00:33:39,298 --> 00:33:41,131
Oh, okay, well, hey, if
you're heading to the concert,
823
00:33:41,133 --> 00:33:42,766
it got busted up.
824
00:33:42,768 --> 00:33:44,201
Not here for music.
825
00:33:44,203 --> 00:33:47,270
Me and the Mrs. are just taking
a walk around our Alma mater.
826
00:33:47,272 --> 00:33:48,605
Oh, well!
827
00:33:48,607 --> 00:33:50,741
How nice!
828
00:33:50,743 --> 00:33:52,009
You know, I always wonder
which young couples around here
829
00:33:52,011 --> 00:33:53,343
are gonna make it to the long haul.
830
00:33:53,345 --> 00:33:55,746
Actually, pal, today's our anniversary,
831
00:33:55,748 --> 00:33:58,715
so if you'd be so kind, a
little privacy would be nice?
832
00:33:58,717 --> 00:34:00,651
Anniversary, that's,
that's fantastic!
833
00:34:00,653 --> 00:34:03,286
- Hey, let me get a picture of you...
- No, thank you.
834
00:34:03,288 --> 00:34:05,255
I insist! I'll e-mail you the shot.
835
00:34:05,257 --> 00:34:07,858
All right, just bear with me here.
836
00:34:07,860 --> 00:34:10,727
They're at the southwest
side of the fountain.
837
00:34:10,729 --> 00:34:12,529
If you come in on his
left, he'll never see you.
838
00:34:12,531 --> 00:34:14,731
Copy that.
839
00:34:16,734 --> 00:34:20,704
One, two, three, cheese!
840
00:34:27,745 --> 00:34:29,613
Nice job, Griggs.
841
00:34:29,615 --> 00:34:33,150
Slap the cuffs on him.
842
00:34:33,152 --> 00:34:35,218
This is your collar.
843
00:34:38,690 --> 00:34:40,290
- This one?
- Yeah.
844
00:34:40,292 --> 00:34:41,858
Put my knee right here?
845
00:34:41,860 --> 00:34:45,495
You messed... you messed
with the wrong guys, buddy.
846
00:34:49,468 --> 00:34:51,234
All right, the Federal Reserve
system's still running fine,
847
00:34:51,236 --> 00:34:53,637
so we don't have to worry about
living in a Mad Max sequel.
848
00:34:53,639 --> 00:34:55,739
Albert and Dorrie will
be getting their degree
849
00:34:55,741 --> 00:34:59,042
from a state institution, just
not the kind they planned on.
850
00:34:59,044 --> 00:35:01,778
Well, it looks our time
here at college is up.
851
00:35:01,780 --> 00:35:04,047
Oh, my God, no Hacky Sack,
no naked fountain run,
852
00:35:04,049 --> 00:35:05,482
and I missed the winter dance.
853
00:35:05,484 --> 00:35:06,850
College still sucks.
854
00:35:06,852 --> 00:35:08,185
Well, who cares?
855
00:35:08,187 --> 00:35:09,786
So what, college wasn't great for us.
856
00:35:09,788 --> 00:35:11,054
I bet those guys
857
00:35:11,056 --> 00:35:12,456
who dumped all those
jock straps on my head...
858
00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:13,757
They did what now?
859
00:35:13,759 --> 00:35:15,225
I bet those guys, in ten years,
860
00:35:15,227 --> 00:35:17,661
won't even be in a fraternity
as good as the one I'm in.
861
00:35:18,696 --> 00:35:20,163
Scorpion House.
862
00:35:20,165 --> 00:35:21,665
Oh, that's sweet, Sylvester.
863
00:35:21,667 --> 00:35:22,666
Yeah, nice speech.
864
00:35:22,668 --> 00:35:23,967
I still wanted to go to a dance.
865
00:35:23,969 --> 00:35:25,235
Oh, come on, mopey.
866
00:35:25,237 --> 00:35:26,369
I'll give you a lift.
867
00:35:26,371 --> 00:35:27,971
You want to come ride with me?
868
00:35:27,973 --> 00:35:29,139
Sure.
869
00:35:29,141 --> 00:35:31,274
I'll give Sly a ride home.
870
00:35:31,276 --> 00:35:33,276
Great work, Scorpion House!
871
00:35:35,179 --> 00:35:36,813
If you asked me when I was in college
872
00:35:36,815 --> 00:35:39,049
if I'd be working with
people like Scorpion one day,
873
00:35:39,051 --> 00:35:40,851
I never would've imagined it.
874
00:35:40,853 --> 00:35:43,053
Well, I'd hope you'd
imagine for something better.
875
00:35:44,123 --> 00:35:46,389
Walter, you just made a joke.
876
00:35:46,391 --> 00:35:48,492
More of that in the future, please.
877
00:35:48,494 --> 00:35:50,927
Oh, noted... I will work on humor.
878
00:35:50,929 --> 00:35:54,064
Well, if it isn't our
brilliant acting teacher.
879
00:35:54,066 --> 00:35:55,799
So sorry to see you go.
880
00:35:55,801 --> 00:35:57,968
Those who can't, teach.
881
00:35:57,970 --> 00:36:00,504
I'm not sure I agree with that theory.
882
00:36:00,506 --> 00:36:02,038
Do you mind if I test it?
883
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,407
Thank you.
884
00:36:12,183 --> 00:36:13,717
Oh, dear Juliet.
885
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:17,420
Why art thou yet so fair?
886
00:36:17,422 --> 00:36:19,523
Shall I believe
887
00:36:19,525 --> 00:36:21,858
that unsubstantial death
888
00:36:21,860 --> 00:36:25,028
is amorous,
889
00:36:25,030 --> 00:36:30,167
and that the lean, abhorred monster
890
00:36:30,169 --> 00:36:32,035
keeps thee here,
891
00:36:32,037 --> 00:36:34,037
in dark,
892
00:36:34,039 --> 00:36:36,339
to be his paramour?
893
00:36:38,643 --> 00:36:40,911
For fear of that,
894
00:36:40,913 --> 00:36:44,815
I will stay with thee;
895
00:36:44,817 --> 00:36:46,950
And never...
896
00:36:46,952 --> 00:36:49,953
from this palace of din
897
00:36:49,955 --> 00:36:52,756
might depart
898
00:36:52,758 --> 00:36:55,592
again.
899
00:37:00,998 --> 00:37:03,133
I have no idea why you
find this so difficult.
900
00:37:03,135 --> 00:37:05,902
Excuse me.
901
00:37:05,904 --> 00:37:08,104
Walter O'Brien!
902
00:37:08,106 --> 00:37:09,840
- Uh-huh.
- That was amazing.
903
00:37:09,842 --> 00:37:12,576
The emotion you just
demonstrated back there?
904
00:37:12,578 --> 00:37:14,110
Well, I was acting. I was faking it.
905
00:37:14,112 --> 00:37:16,246
Then, why not fake it all the time?
906
00:37:16,248 --> 00:37:17,781
Why do you need me on the team?
907
00:37:17,783 --> 00:37:20,016
Okay, so I watched Shakespeare videos
908
00:37:20,018 --> 00:37:22,219
prior to leaving the garage,
909
00:37:22,221 --> 00:37:24,321
to pass as a drama teacher.
910
00:37:24,323 --> 00:37:26,323
But I don't have enough time,
911
00:37:26,325 --> 00:37:28,458
to study all the scenarios in my life,
912
00:37:28,460 --> 00:37:31,161
hence, you being here.
913
00:37:31,163 --> 00:37:32,863
- You're my Cliff Notes.
- No, no.
914
00:37:32,865 --> 00:37:34,631
You just did a scene
about pain and loss,
915
00:37:34,633 --> 00:37:35,966
and it was real.
916
00:37:35,968 --> 00:37:37,300
Pain and loss, oh, my God...
917
00:37:37,302 --> 00:37:38,668
I-I forgot Ray's experiment.
918
00:37:38,670 --> 00:37:39,970
We gotta go!
919
00:37:40,872 --> 00:37:42,105
The worst part about tonight
920
00:37:42,107 --> 00:37:44,641
is Wimpy Jerkhead was right about me.
921
00:37:44,643 --> 00:37:47,644
I just want to go home.
922
00:37:49,213 --> 00:37:50,447
Wait there.
923
00:37:55,721 --> 00:37:57,087
What are you doing?
924
00:37:57,089 --> 00:37:59,022
I thought you could check one thing
925
00:37:59,024 --> 00:38:00,390
off your college bucket list.
926
00:38:00,392 --> 00:38:01,758
We're going streaking?
927
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,494
The dance, dummy.
928
00:38:25,784 --> 00:38:27,717
What are you doing?
929
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:29,719
Letting down my shield.
930
00:38:29,721 --> 00:38:31,922
Okay.
931
00:38:50,375 --> 00:38:52,842
Ray... what are you doing?
932
00:38:54,913 --> 00:38:56,579
The alarm went off,
933
00:38:56,581 --> 00:39:00,250
so I opened up the curtains and...
934
00:39:02,553 --> 00:39:05,689
Why is Tuggle's oxygen tank in here?
935
00:39:06,791 --> 00:39:08,758
I was running a
slow feed of air through it.
936
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:12,128
I had a theory that
maybe it was defective,
937
00:39:12,130 --> 00:39:14,364
and your partner's
death wasn't your fault.
938
00:39:17,635 --> 00:39:19,269
Why would you do that?
939
00:39:19,271 --> 00:39:20,537
'Cause I was worried about you.
940
00:39:20,539 --> 00:39:24,307
How long you been sitting here?
941
00:39:24,309 --> 00:39:26,876
Three minutes.
942
00:39:26,878 --> 00:39:29,245
Maybe 30...
943
00:39:32,650 --> 00:39:35,652
So, what would happen
if it was defective?
944
00:39:42,327 --> 00:39:45,762
Bubble trails would form
in that gelatinous mixture.
945
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,367
No bubbles.
946
00:40:00,044 --> 00:40:01,611
Ray?
947
00:40:01,613 --> 00:40:04,481
Look.
948
00:40:14,592 --> 00:40:15,792
Is that...?
949
00:40:15,794 --> 00:40:17,927
That is what I was hoping for.
950
00:40:17,929 --> 00:40:20,663
So it isn't my fault Danny died?
951
00:40:20,665 --> 00:40:22,399
Well, science says it's not.
952
00:40:27,039 --> 00:40:30,040
I never thought I'd have
another friend like Danny.
953
00:40:41,186 --> 00:40:43,386
You know, I've,
954
00:40:43,388 --> 00:40:47,657
been hiding out in that Gremlin
for, like, ten years now...
955
00:40:47,659 --> 00:40:52,062
from something, turns
out, I didn't even do.
956
00:40:52,064 --> 00:40:55,565
So I think it's time that I go
and say hi to the world again.
957
00:40:55,567 --> 00:40:56,766
You know what I mean?
958
00:40:56,768 --> 00:41:00,003
Hey, you can't keep Ray all to yourself.
959
00:41:00,005 --> 00:41:01,371
You're leaving us?
960
00:41:01,373 --> 00:41:03,139
Don't worry about it, brother.
961
00:41:03,141 --> 00:41:04,340
I'm like a cold sore.
962
00:41:04,342 --> 00:41:06,042
You never know when I'll be back.
963
00:41:11,450 --> 00:41:13,116
You know how he feels about you.
964
00:41:13,118 --> 00:41:15,585
You need to go to him.
965
00:41:15,587 --> 00:41:18,054
He's not able to do it on his own.
966
00:41:19,090 --> 00:41:21,858
I am really gonna miss you, Pam.
967
00:41:23,528 --> 00:41:25,562
Tell the fellas I said...
968
00:41:25,564 --> 00:41:27,397
A-Ray-Vederci!
969
00:41:36,141 --> 00:41:37,807
I was just getting used to that weirdo.
970
00:41:37,809 --> 00:41:40,176
You hugged him back.
971
00:41:40,178 --> 00:41:41,945
You weren't faking it there.
972
00:41:44,716 --> 00:41:46,983
Well, I got to go pick
up Ralph from the sitter.
973
00:41:46,985 --> 00:41:48,451
I'll see you tomorrow.
974
00:41:48,453 --> 00:41:50,720
Oh, and I-I promise
to get the time capsule
975
00:41:50,722 --> 00:41:52,255
out of here by Friday.
976
00:41:52,257 --> 00:41:54,124
Oh, yeah, the time capsule.
977
00:41:54,126 --> 00:41:57,093
I know you think it's
cheap sentimentality,
978
00:41:57,095 --> 00:41:58,862
but I think
979
00:41:58,864 --> 00:42:01,564
it's where you put things that matter.
980
00:42:01,566 --> 00:42:05,535
I know there are things that
matter to you, Walter O'Brien.
981
00:42:33,592 --> 00:42:38,592
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