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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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MAN: (SINGING) Tell me, Doctor,
where are we going this time?
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Is this the '50s
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Or 1999?
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All I wanted to do,
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Was play my guitar and sing
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So take me away, I don't mind
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But you better promise
me I'll be back in time
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Gotta get back in time
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I'll be back in time
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Gotta get back in time
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The science teacher took a
drink, but he will drink no more,
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for what he thought was H20 was H2S04.
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Ah!
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Good old H20, or water, as most call it.
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H2S04,
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on the other manual
appendage, is sulfuric acid,
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a colorless, odorless liquid that
looks just like water, but it's
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poison!
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Emmett L. Brown here, pointing out that
things are not always what they appear to be.
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My youngest son, Verne, learned that
very lesson not terribly long ago.
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He was playing ball with his
pals, strictly a guys-only game...
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JEREMY: I'll play third base.
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Course I'm shortstop,
'cause I'm the best.
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Who wants to play first? I do!
And Stephanie wants to be catcher.
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Get lost! Girls can't play ball.
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You're just scared we'll make you look
bad, which in your case wouldn't be hard.
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Why don't you go fix your hair!
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(SNICKERING) And polish your
nails and practice your clarinet!
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(MIMICKING GIRL'S VOICE) "Oh,
no, I can't practice my clarinet.
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"My nails are all wet."
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Verne's the one who's all wet.
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And his game's about to be rained out.
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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Hit the showers, punks.
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Hey, batter, batter, batter
batter, batter, batter!
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I got it!
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(FOOTSTEPS)
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(CRASHING) Whoa, nice heave!
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Man, you got a great arm!
Wanna play on my team?
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Sure!
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Come on, pal, a hit wins the game!
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(BELL TOLLING)
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Holy baloney! It's outta here!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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VERNE: Feel my omni...
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Omnipo, omnipop...
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CHRIS: Omnipotent wrath, O slimy one!
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Who're you callin' slimy?
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No, that's what it says. I can't believe
they got the first issue of Mega-Cindy!
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Hey, you kids, this ain't
the library, you know.
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And don't smudge that comic book,
it's a first edition Mega-Cindy.
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We're not buyin' somethin'
if we don't know how it ends.
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You wanna go halves on this one?
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Yeah! Can you loan me my half?
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We want to get this, please.
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My folks are always
tellin' me to read more.
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That'll be, um... How much you got?
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5 dollars and 17 cents.
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Hmm, exactly right!
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(CHEWING LOUDLY)
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VERNE: Hey, we need a bag!
This is a first edition.
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We're outta bags. Wrap it up in
this old poster and get outta here.
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Mondo cool poster!
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"The Bob Brothers All-Star
International Circus!
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"Hill Valley fairgrounds,
April 7th through the 10th.
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"Death-defying
aerialists, lions, tigers"!
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And bears!
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Twitchin!
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I wonder if they got any of
those glow-in- the-dark necklaces?
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Necklaces?
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Or maybe those souvenir swords.
Hey, mister, where do we get tickets?
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(LAUGHING) You little boobs.
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The poster's from 1933, and that flea-bitten
circus went out of business years ago.
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(GULPING AND GURGLING)
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(STOMACH RUMBLING) Oh!
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VERNE: Bummer!
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CHRIS: About the Bob Brothers
going out of business?
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That, and I stepped in some bubble gum.
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I was so stoked to see that
circus and now we can't.
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Well, maybe we can. Listen,
can you keep a secret?
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MARTY: Hey, here's one for you, Doc.
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A five-letter word describing
the collapse of the stock market.
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DOC: Wrench, Marty.
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Uh, no good, Doc.
Wrench has six letters.
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(CRASHING) Ahhh!
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Hey, (LAUGHS) that's
it, "crash." Thanks, Doc!
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DOC: Adjusting the carburetor should improve
gas mileage. All I need's a paper clip.
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Check under the back
seat, will ya, Marty?
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Remember, you gave your solemn pinky swear
not to divulge what you are about to see.
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CHRIS: You know how to work a car?
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VERNE: I've been driving
since I was eight.
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CHRIS: Won't your dad
be mad we took his car?
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He lets me do it all the time.
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Ahhh! I'm sorry, Pop!
I'll never do it again!
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Please don't ground
me! Chris made me do it!
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Oh, hi, Marty. Whatcha doin'?
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Uh, a crossword puzzle. But I should know
better than to do one in a moving car.
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CHRIS: What happened?
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We just traveled through time.
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We're in 1933.
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Yeah, right.
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Man, where's the junior high?
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Vernie told you, we're in 1933.
Hey, Vernie, why are we in 1933?
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'Cause we're lookin' for the circus.
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(TIRES SQUEALING) (ALL SCREAMING)
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(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING) MARTY:
I think it just found us!
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DOC: Back to the Facts.
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(DOC READING)
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DOC: And now, back to the future!
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(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING) Arnold, put that
down! You don't know where it's been.
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(CRASHING)
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Look!
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Step right up and get your tickets
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for the Bob Brothers
All-Star International Circus!
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Death-defying acts, thrills, chills...
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Whoa! ...and spills!
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Hmm, popular show.
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(BAND PLAYING OUT OF TUNE)
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That band's missin' only
one thing. Musicians!
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(GROANING) Too bad I
didn't bring my guitar.
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I play a pretty mean flute.
You play anything, Verne?
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Uh, video games.
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Ladies... ...and...
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...gentlemen! Boys...
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...and... ...girls!
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Well, I guess that covers everybody.
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I'm Robert. And I'm Brother Bob.
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(IN UNISON) And this is the Bob
Brothers All-Star International Circus!
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These guys are the stinkin' worst!
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Back, back! (SNORING)
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Wake up, wake up!
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(TEETH CHATTERING)
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(ALL YAWNING)
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That lion must've seen this act.
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You guys are gonna love this bit. The kooky
car door opens and dozens of clowns pile out.
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(CHUCKLES) It's a laugh riot!
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I was fibbing when I said those
ringmasters were the stinkin' worst.
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Yeah, I can't believe we
traveled 60 years for this.
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Unfortunately, we must
cancel our final act.
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Due to a slight occupational hazard,
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our human cannonball will
not be able to perform.
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Unless we can find a volunteer from the
crowd. Someone who's willing to travel.
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Peanuts! Get your peanuts!
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Hey, over here, buddy!
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We have our cannonball!
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Uh, shouldn't we check
the weather report?
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(METALLIC CLANK)
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(STUTTERING) They may
have grounded all flights.
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BOB: Happy... ROBERT:...landing!
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At least they didn't say "break a leg"!
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(SCREAMING)
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How convenient. Now all I have to
do is drive myself to the hospital.
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Well, I've got good news and bad news.
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Give us the bad news first.
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(COUGHING)
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When I crashed into the
car, the carburetor cracked.
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What's the good news?
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This crack isn't nearly
as bad as that circus.
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So, just fix the
car-burger-eater.
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It's "carburetor."
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MARTY: I'm tryin' to fix it.
If only I had a paper clip.
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Hey, I think I might have a bobby pin.
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Bobby pin?
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Yeah, they're good for
fixin' all sorts of stuff.
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You are one smart dude!
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Here you go, Marty.
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CLOWN: (LAUGHS) Show time!
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(SQUEAKING)
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This car needs more work than I thought.
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VERNE: (COUGHING) Come on,
Chris, let's take a powder.
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VERNE: Hey, look, a hole in the tent.
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CHRIS: They'd better fix that,
or somebody could sneak in.
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You mean sneak out.
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MAN: I've got new
rules, you twin twerps.
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If you want to keep using my
farmland for your little circus show,
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you gotta pay me double, Bob.
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My name's Robert!
Besides, we had a deal!
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Well, I'm shufflin' the deck,
and it's comin' up aces for me.
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Another Tannen? That
clown belongs in a circus.
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Let's get a better look,
in case there's a fight.
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MAC: Listen, I don't wanna
get rough with you, Robert.
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No! I'm Bob!
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Whoever, I want my cashola by tomorrow!
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(SCREAMING IN UNISON) (THUDDING)
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
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(CRANKING) (TIRES SCREECHING)
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(CLATTERING) (SEALS BARKING)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(MAC GRUNTING)
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Phew, I'm beat.
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VERNE: Look out!
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(RIPPING)
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(CRUNCHING)
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(YELPING IN PAIN)
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Watch out for that fence!
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(BRAKES SCREECHING) (BOTH SCREAMING)
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Man, you drive like a girl.
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You take that back!
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Cleopatra! Poor little baby-waby!
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Did the baddy-waddy widdle boys
frighten Daddy's itty-bitty piggy-wiggy?
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This guy makes me want
to blow my chowy-wowy.
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That does it.
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Now, thanks to your little circus
punks, I want triple money plus damages.
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How much more damage
does this goon want?
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And I want it by tomorrow night.
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(OINKING)
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Hmm, good idea, Cleo.
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Or we're takin' over your circus!
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Maureen, these boys'll be
helping out for a few days!
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Till they pay for the damage
they caused to Mr. Tannen's farm!
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We didn't do nothin'!
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We didn't do "anything."
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That's what I said!
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Uh, excuse me, sir, uh, buddy. Could you
hand me the phillips-head screwdriver?
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Whoa!
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Who are you calling buddy?
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Hey, if you don't know what a phillips-head
screwdriver looks like, just say so!
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I just made up my mind. I'm never
running away to join the circus.
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We could pay the Bob Brothers back
quicker if you'd pitch in and help.
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(SLURPIN AND TRUMPETING)
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CHRIS: See? Even Arnold agrees.
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Hey, I got an idea how we
can really pay 'em back fast!
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(LIGHT SNORING)
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(CROWD CLAMORING) VERNE: Circus!
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VERNE: Tickets! Get your free tickets!
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CHRIS: It's free!
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But you can't quit!
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Your high-wire act is
our biggest attraction!
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Sorry, Mr. Brothers, but this job as telephone
line women is just too good to pass up.
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That does it! Looks like we turn
over the circus to Old Mac Tannen!
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Nobody's gonna show up for
tonight's performance, anyway!
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(CROWD CLAMORING)
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(IN UNISON) What in Pike's Peaches?
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We gave away free tickets.
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You what?
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Yeah, we figure you'll make lots
of moolah selling snow cones,
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caramel apples and tacky souvenirs.
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(BOTH SOBBING)
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Our first sell-out in months!
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And our trapeze act just quit!
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Where are we gonna get another act...
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...like the Funicello Sisters?
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(BOTH SOBBING)
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Hey, Bob Brothers, chill!
Chris and I are like brothers.
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We can do anything any old girls can do.
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That's stupendous!
You're on in 10 minutes!
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(MIMICKING) "We can do
anything any old girls can do."
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(NORMAL VOICE) Thank you very little!
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DOC: Back to the Facts.
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(DOC READING)
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DOC: And now, back to the future!
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MARTY: You two are nuts.
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Doc invented these booster belts to wax
the roof of his car without a ladder.
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Yeah, but this is an emergency.
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How do we look?
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(CHUCKLES) Pretty silly.
Especially with those dopey hats.
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Aren't you taking yours off?
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Uh, no. It brings me luck.
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(ENGINE FALTERING)
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Whoa!
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(LAUGHS) Would that be
good luck or bad luck?
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Come on, Chris. We can't
let the Bob Brothers down!
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(SPUTTERING)
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MARTY: You better hope Doc's
belts don't let you down.
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Good evening, ladies and
gentlemen! Boys and girls!
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Hey! What about my pig?
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BOB: And pigs!
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We begin tonight's show with
an act of amazing altitude.
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(IN UNISON) The
Stupendous Chris and Verne!
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(CROWD APPLAUDING)
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(CROWD GASPING)
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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(LAUGHING) They're great, huh, pal?
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(WHACK) (SCREAMING)
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A masterpiece of construction,
if I do say so myself.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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(CHEERING CONTINUES)
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Once I take over this circus,
I'm gonna make you the star.
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(SQUEALS)
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And now, a stunt so daring
the squeamish among you
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may not want to watch. Young Chris
will be the first person in the world
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to attempt a double
mega-octuple somersault!
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BOB: Without a net!
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(CROWD GASPING)
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(LAUGHING) Hoo-wee! If he falls,
this'll be spectacular! (SNORTING)
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(SINGING) Then Old Mac Tannen'll
have a circus, ee-ai-ee-ai-oo.
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Chris, you're a girl!
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(CROWD GASPING)
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Don't worry Verne, I gotcha!
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(WOMAN SCREAMING)
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(CROWD CHEERING) (LIVELY TUNE PLAYING)
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(SQUEALING)
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Boo! Lucky catch!
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Verne, are you okay?
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Yeah, thanks for nothin'.
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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Oh, great show! I am
coming back tomorrow night.
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Here you go, Mr. Tannen,
every cent we owe ya!
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ROBERT: To the last penny!
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Well, I reckon a deal's a deal.
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But I'd be a heap sight happier
if I coulda put ya outta business.
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Come on, Cleopatra.
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(OINKING)
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VERNE: This stinks!
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I loaned her my gloves. We went
halvsies on a comic book. We shared gum!
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So what?
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Marty, I'm talkin' major cooties here!
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Vernie, not to brag but, uh, some
of my best friends are females.
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Yeah, but girls are different.
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Whattya mean? She's still the
same person you liked before.
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Nuh-uh! I thought she was a Christopher
and she turned out to be a Christine.
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You better lighten up, Verne, or
your friendship with Chris'll be like
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my repair work on the DeLorean.
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Finished.
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Hey, Chris, we're all set. Let's jet!
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I'm comin'.
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Hey, Verne, I said I was
sorry. (ENGINE REVVING)
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Cry about it, why dontcha?
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Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter!
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Ken Griffey Jr. goes
back for the catch...
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Here, Verne. Throw 'em out.
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You're out!
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Thanks. Um, wanna play?
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Without my cap?
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Sure, and you can borrow my glove.
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Well, what are we waitin' for?
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Play ball!
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Yes siree, Robert!
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Appearances may be deceiving.
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Now, this may appear to be a
complicated chemistry experiment.
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It is actually my E.L.B. aqua-amomatic,
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producing the first
scientifically-perfected water balloon.
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Verne and I are preparing for
our semi-annual water fight,
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and since Chris will team with him
this year, I needed an equalizer.
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I found these babies could
be thrown more accurately,
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at greater distances, and with a
better burst ratio if they are heated to
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82 degrees and expanded
to a pressure of 1.2 psi.
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That's 1.2 pounds per square inch.
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DOC: To learn more
about pressure,
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access video encyclopedia,
Section P for "pressure."
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DOC: You can use air pressure to
power your very own hovercraft.
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You'll need a large balloon,
some general purpose cement,
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a bottle cap, and the
lid of a mayonnaise jar.
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Get an adult to help
you pierce a small hole
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through the lid of the
jar and the bottle cap,
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using either a drill
or a small nail.
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Using the cement, attach the bottle
cap to the underside of the jar lid.
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Blow up the balloon,
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twist the neck,
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and place it over the bottle cap.
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Set it down on a smooth, flat
surface, and watch it go.
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You've made your own hovercraft.
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As air shoots out of the
balloon, it forms a cushion,
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which lifts the lid
off the countertop.
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Of course, with the right materials, you
can make a slightly larger hovercraft.
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It sure beats walkin' to school.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Emmett 'Bomber' Brown here.
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Uh, yes, Clara.
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(STUTTERING) I remember I promised
to run those errands today.
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But first the kids and I...
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(STUTTERING) Uh, but yeah, no, but...
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All right, all right, I will
attend to them immediately.
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(EXHALES) Argh!
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Verne! Chris! You'll have
to play between yourselves!
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The type of pressure one spouse
applies to another is far greater
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than any physical force imaginable!
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But you'll learn that soon enough.
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(THUDDING)
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DOC: See you in the future.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)