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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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MAN: (SINGING) Tell me, Doctor,
where are we going this time?
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Is this the '50s
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Or 1999?
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All I wanted to do
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Was play my guitar and sing
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So take me away I don't mind
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But you better promise
me I'll be back in time
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Gotta get back in time
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I'll be back in time
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Gotta get back in time
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Salutations, Science
Fans. Emmett L. Brown here,
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checking the fit of my latest invention.
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I call it the ELB Pediatric Policer.
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It operates on the same principal as a
lie detector, measuring sudden changes
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in blood pressure, skin
temperature, pulse rate.
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When a child knows he or
she is doing something wrong,
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or makes an obviously bogus statement
while wearing it, it sets off the Policer
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light and alarm.
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(ALARM BLARING) AUTOMATED VOICE:
Stealing cookies is naughty behavior.
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Stealing cookies is
naughty behavior.
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I will present this at
the annual convention
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of the home inventors and mad geniuses.
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That reminds me,
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Verne had quite an experience
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regarding one of his
show-and-tell projects.
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Whoa!
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(DOOR CREAKS)
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(SIREN BLARING)
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(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
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Huh? Clarabelle, what...
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What'd I...
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(GASPS) An intruder!
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Jumping Gigawatts! Verne!
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DOC: Young man,
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haven't I told you before
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that the DeLorean is
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not to be taken without permission?
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I don't know. I wasn't listening.
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Besides, I need something
mega-cool for show-and-tell.
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Well, perhaps I might
be able to locate an item
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of appropriate mega-coolness.
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Aha!
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An ancient arrowhead.
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Awesome! Give me!
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Thanks, Pop!
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But how am I going to pay for my lunch?
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If you got no teeth, Mikey,
how are you gonna eat lunch?
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Good point.
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If I had another quarter, I
could get a donut with sprinkles.
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Not so fast, Brown. Empty your pockets.
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Hey, Tannen, you know I
don't carry lunch money.
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Mom always packs these
full-course food pellets.
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I just add water.
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Hey, turkey!
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So I'm a turkey, am I? Let's just
see what else you're carryin'.
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(CLATTERING)
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Wow! A arrowhead!
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Hey, doofus. That's
mine for show-and-tell.
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(RINGING)
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Tough noogies, Brown!
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(BELL RINGING)
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Mr. Tannen,
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that wonderful arrowhead presentation
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will raise your history
grade to a D-plus.
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All right! My top score!
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As for you, Verne Brown,
either you provide an item
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for tomorrow's
show-and-tell,
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or you must play Prince Charming
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in the drama club's presentation
of Sleeping Beauty.
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Ugh! That means I'd have
to kiss Beatrice Spaulding!
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(GIRLS GIGGLING)
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I'd rather be dead as a dinosaur
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than kiss Beatrice Spaulding.
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Hey! Instant brainstorm!
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MARTY: Thanks for loaning me the
car, Doc. I'll be back in a flash.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(SHUSHING) (LAUGHING) Success!
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Uh, Vernie, you sure this
won't get you into trouble?
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Pop said I can't take the car.
He didn't say anything about you.
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Let's see, how many
zeros in one zillion B.C.?
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(DINOSAURS ROARING)
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Hey, hey! You're scratching
the stainless steel!
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Polly want a bent beak?
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(ROARING)
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Hurry, Marty! Let's go!
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Whoa!
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Hey, Verne, what'd you do
to make that dino so mad?
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Just took this egg.
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Do you think maybe she was planning
to scramble it for breakfast?
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You little bonehead,
that's one of her kids!
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Ha. I'll bring it back tomorrow!
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(SIGHS)
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When that geekzoid, Biff Jr. sees
this, his buzz cut'll grow a foot!
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JULES: Brother!
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Were you using my microscope
to crack walnuts again?
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You're the one that's cracked!
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Well, I'm telling Mother!
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(CRACKING)
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Oh, man!
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Jules isn't the only one who's cracked!
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(MEWLING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Mega-weird! I'm a mommy!
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(DOC READING)
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(CRACKING) (DOC GRUNTING)
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DOC: Vernie, I said virtually!
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And now, back to the future.
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VERNE: Hey, fella, you're kind of cute.
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In a baby Godzilla sort of way.
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(LAUGHS)
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CLARA: Vernie.
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Uh-oh, you gotta hide.
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I thought you might like your
after-school snack in your room.
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VERNE: Uh, no, thanks, Ma.
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It's your favorite, honey.
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Sugar frosted nut and sweet
raisin apple treat mix.
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Uh, just set it down.
I'm busy doing homework.
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Instead of playing
outside? Are you sick?
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No, I just want to make
you and Pop super proud.
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Oh, Vernie, we are super proud of you.
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But you should work with the lamp on.
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Shoot, another burnt out
light bulb. (SQUEAKING)
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And that chain is so slippery.
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My, you certainly did gobble that up.
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Oh, I declare, Verne, sometimes
you're as hungry as a horse!
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Or a dinosaur. (EINSTEIN BARKS)
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JULES: Here, Einie, let's
play fetch! (EINSTEIN BARKS)
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You almost got me into mondo-trouble.
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Hey! Careful up there! Don't
you know how dangerous that is?
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No wonder all you guys are extinct.
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(BARKS AND GROWLS)
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(WHIMPERS)
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Splendid catch, Ein... Yowzer!
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Holy bovine!
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(THUD)
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Oh, Franny, Franny, Franny...
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(LAUGHS) I knew it.
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(SINGSONG) Jules
likes Franny Philips!
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Verne, are you responsible
for this juvenile Apatosaurus?
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Don't change the subject.
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Admit it.
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(SINGSONG) You
like Franny Philips
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Poppycock. You wish.
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But I know it's true.
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DOC: Jules!
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It's Father.
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Jules, you gotta help me
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or I'm taking a one-way
trip to Restriction City!
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I'll help, as long as you never
mention Franny Philips again!
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DOC: Jules, what's wrong with Einie?
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He acts like he's seen a ghost
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or a monster or an alien.
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Uh, no, Pop. We're just
playing Martians at the Beach.
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(STUTTERING) Yes, our friend
Elroy has painted himself green.
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He's the Martian.
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While I don't approve of the
notion that life exists on Mars,
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I suppose there's no harm
in a little childish fun.
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You three carry on while
I take Einie to the vet.
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Nice to meet you, Elroy.
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And take care of that nasty chest cold.
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Now, sibling, explain this dinosaur.
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Well, I needed somethin'
for show-and-tell...
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I suggest that you neither
show nor tell anyone!
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Rather, we must return him
to his own time post-haste.
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VERNE: Aw, can't I
keep him? He's real fun.
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Mother and Father would surely find out.
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Grown-ups are easy to fool.
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Hey, let's give him a name.
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Bootsy? Puddin'? Sox?
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Gag me.
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I meant something twitchin'
like Butch or Killer.
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How about Tiny?
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Cute, yet ironic.
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Obviously Earth's present day
atmospheric conditions are affecting
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his growth rate.
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Hey, Tiny, how about a
scissors lock to the tail?
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Yee-haw! Ride 'em, cowboy!
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(YELLS)
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(GRUNTING)
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Apparently he knows the counter
move to your scissors lock.
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(THUD)
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Hey, where'd he go?
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Bad news, indeed.
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VERNE: You mean, good news!
Less veggies for us to eat.
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Gracious! The gophers
must be huge this year.
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Yeah, and green.
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They ate all the okra.
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And I was going to boil some for supper.
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Yahoo!
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Okra-ma-no-kra!
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Well, at least there's
some rhubarb left.
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It's your father's favorite.
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Where is Emmett, anyway?
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Uh, he took the vet to the pet.
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Uh, the pet to the vet. Ta-ta, Mother!
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Dr. Brown, I can't seem to find
anything wrong with Einstein.
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You say he was exhibiting
symptoms of shock?
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Shivers, cold sweats, hot nose...
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Or was it hot sweats, cold nose?
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(YELPS)
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No, it was definitely
cold sweats, hot nose.
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(MEWLING)
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Mom, can I ride the real live dinosaur?
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It's not real, Terry. Those
things are just cheap tricks for
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stealing my quarters.
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Face it, Verne, Tiny's lost!
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We could put up some flyers.
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Missing, immature Apatosaurus
of the Saurischia order,
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Jurassic Period. Closely
resembles Camarasaurus...
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Hold it, hold it. How
do you spell "missing"?
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M-I-S...
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Oh, just write, "Lost,
one dinosaur named Tiny."
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Or maybe I better just tell Pop.
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But you'll be grounded
for the next 20 years!
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I don't care what happens to me.
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Tiny could be in trouble!
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Hey, Junior, I thought I told you
to pick the weeds in the side yard.
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Pipe down, will you?
I'm trying to watch TV.
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Besides, I already
picked 'em last month.
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And remember, Whiz kids,
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I'll pay $50,000
for any live alien,
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Bigfoot or dinosaur that
you bring to my TVstudio.
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Fifty thousand smackers!
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You know, Uncle Tim's awful hairy.
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Maybe we could pass
him off as a Bigfoot.
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(STUTTERING) A dinosaur!
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No, he looks more like a bigfoot.
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Look outside, sir!
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Hey, when did you pick those weeds?
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(STUTTERING) A dinosaur!
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That doesn't even make me mad,
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because I'm about to
become $50,000 richer!
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(LAUGHING)
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VERNE: I'm sorry, Pop.
I know I did wrong.
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But I wanted to show up
that stink-head, Biff Jr.
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It's partly my fault, too, Doc.
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I mean, I drove the little goofball.
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The important thing, Verne,
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is that you came forward
and told the truth.
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Even more important, you've
hopefully learned a lesson.
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But mostest important is that
we find Tiny before he gets hurt.
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(EINSTEIN WHIMPERS)
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(BARKS)
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VERNE: It's Tiny!
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He's huge!
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And I'll be unveiling him live
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on my Superduper Network Special!
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You'll also meet Biff Tannen,
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dinosaur hunter and lucky
recipient of $50,000!
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Coming up after the news on Channel 93.
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Cut!
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Man, those lights are hot!
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Excuse me, Mr. Wisdom, could
I get a fifty cent advance
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for the coffee machine?
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You'll get your money
on the air, Tannen,
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and not a moment before!
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Now, go sit in the waiting room.
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They got stale donuts left over from
the He-Boy Gladiator Show.
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BIFF: Dibs on any with sprinkles!
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(GROANING)
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Don't bat your baby blues
at me, you overgrown lizard.
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I would expectorate better
manners from a guest,
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but you won't be my problem for long.
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After tonight's show, I'm selling you
to research labs all over the country,
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piece by piece.
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I'll make millions!
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(EVIL LAUGHTER)
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Halt!
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We're from the Big City
First National Bank.
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Yes, we have the
$50,000 for Biff Tannen.
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Wow, I've never seen
that much money before.
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And you never will.
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Oh!
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Okay, go ahead.
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Hey, Vernie, there's your pal.
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VERNE: Tiny!
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We best hurry before we're found out.
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(SINGING) I'm a rich guy...
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Oh, look at that
expensive dental work
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Because I'm rich I
could afford big teeth
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(BANGING ON DOOR)
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MAN: One minute, Mr. Wisdom.
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Now remember, boys and
girls, when you hear my name,
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I need lots and lots of applause.
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Or the Mr. Wisdom Lab Rats
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will visit you when you're sleeping.
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(AUDIENCE GASPS) My kind of guy.
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Hold still, will you?
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And now it's time
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for Mr. Wisdom's Live
Superduper Dinosaur Special!
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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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Hey, Whiz kids! I got a live
dinosaur behind these curtains.
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Cool enough, neighbors?
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ALL: Cool enough, Mr. Wisdom!
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And here to receive
his check for $50,000,
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Biff Tannen,
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and his snot-nosed
son, Biff Tannen Jr.!
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Thank... We've heard
enough out of you, Tannen.
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Now, the moment you've
all been waiting for...
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I give you, uh,
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Dinosaurus Humungus!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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(ALL BOOING)
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(AUDIENCE CLAMORING)
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Do we still get the money?
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No, but you get the lab rats!
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(WHISTLES)
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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I like a television
show with a happy ending.
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Everybody on board?
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MARTY: All people and
dinosaurs accounted for.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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The utility box car is attached.
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Can't I just keep him until
after show-and-tell time tomorrow?
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Vernie...
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I know. But there's nothing worse
than having to play Prince Charming...
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And kiss Beatrice Spaulding!
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Except that!
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What a lugie!
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Rather, it appears to be a third
incisor from the apex of the dental arch.
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(CHUCKLES) There's
where you're wrong, Doc.
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That's a tooth. Mega-cool!
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Land-sakes, Tiny's baby tooth will
be the perfect item for show-and-tell.
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Saved from total humiliation.
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Thanks, Tiny!
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Now, let's blast you, back to the past!
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Amazing how one single ovum
could hatch so much egg-citement.
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When the ovum is inside a
shell of calcium like this,
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we call it an egg.
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(ALARM RINGING)
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Uh-oh!
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According to my watch
alarm, it's lunch time!
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When fertilized baby birds grow
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from inside these protective shells,
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they hatch much later,
when fully developed.
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But the eggs that we
eat are unfertilized,
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meaning they could never,
ever hatch into chicks.
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Well,
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if you'll excuse me, I'm hungry.
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Zoological Zygotes!
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I mixed up the raw egg with the
hard boiled egg for my lunch!
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DOC: Access Video Encyclopedia,
section E for egg.
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There's a simple way to tell
a raw egg from a cooked one,
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without cracking them open.
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The secret is the
property of inertia.
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Inertia means that when
something is moving,
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it tends to keep moving.
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While if something is still,
it tends to keep still.
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How does that help us
with our egg problem?
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We can find out by
spinning them both.
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See, this egg stopped
spinning much sooner.
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It must be the raw one. Why?
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The cooked egg is solid inside,
while the raw egg is liquid.
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The liquid inside the raw egg has much
more inertia and wants to remain still,
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so it makes the raw
egg harder to spin
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and makes it stop much sooner.
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Once again, science has
made life a little easier.
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This is the hard-boiled egg.
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Or was it this one?
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No,
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it was definitely this one.
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(CRACKS)
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(SPUTTERS)
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This one, exactly as I indicated.
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(COUGHING) I knew it all the time.
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(ALARM BLARING) AUTOMATED VOICE:
Bogus statement. Bogus statement.
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Let's keep this little incident
just between you and me,
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and I'll see you in the future!