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Morning, thugs.

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Morning, gangsta.

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Morning, playa.

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Aww, I love what we have.

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Uh-huh.

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Uh-huh.

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Patient.

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No, I don't think the only
reason your mother had you

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was so that she could be
a bitch to you.

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Ah, the holidays...
Stockings full of gifts,

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your mom's voice mail
full of messages

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from sobbing lunatics
who can't handle their business.

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Christmas or not,

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you just have to tell your
mother she has to respect you.

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Hey. Leggings are not pants.

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Mom, you have to respect me.

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Don't even.

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Look, I know the holidays can be lonely,

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but don't lose sight of the fact

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that you matter to a lot of people, Jill.

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Ellen. I meant Ellen.

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She hung up on me.

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What a whiner.

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I'm so sorry.

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I thought you hung up.

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Come here.

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What can hero husband do
to make it better?

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Fast-forward me
to our trip to Hawaii.

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Our couple's massage.

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And our couple's bed.

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It's just a bed, honey.

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It's a bed with a partially obstructed view

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of the hotel Parking lot
because that's how daddy rolls.

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Mom, I'm gonna need
a new bathing suit for Hawaii.

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Stuff got real this year.

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I need one, too.

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I've been tightening up the front porch.

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Hold up, are you guys under the impression

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that you're coming to Hawaii with us?

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Yeah. I mean, aren't we?

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You said you were gonna tell them.

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No! Remember?

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You said you didn't
want me to tell them

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because you thought
I'd enjoy it too much.

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No. I said, "tell them.

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Just don't sound like
you're enjoying it too much."

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Okay, I'm not
that good an actor.

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Wait. What's happening here?

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Oh, my god, I'm so sorry, you guys,

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but your dad and I really need
a vacation alone together.

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Yeah. We haven't had time away,
just the two of us,

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since your mother had
her emergency appendectomy.

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God, that was a great few days.

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It was.

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Okay, so, you would
literally rather have surgery

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than vacation with your own children?

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Did she stutter?

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All right, all right, all right.

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It was a hard decision, honey,

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and we're really gonna miss you guys.

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This is so not fair!

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I want to learn how to surf!

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And I want to see how
resentful the locals are.

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I hear it's breathtaking!

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Look, I'm sorry, guys.

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You know, I'm really torn up about this.

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Ken!

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See? I told you I'm not that good an actor.

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Really?

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Gangsta gonna play me like that?

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Synced corrected -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com.

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Hey, Clark, my Jewish friend.

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I am neither of those things,
and don't touch me.

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Hey, where would a man of my ilk
get one of those beanie things?

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They're called yarmulkes,
and why do you need one?

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Oh, well, Christmas Eve,

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I'm going to this big
singles party... the Matzo Ball.

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Yeah.

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Hoping to put my noodle
in some kugel.

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If you know what I mean.

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Yeah, I'm... I'm talking about
hosin' one of the chosen.

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Get it?

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Oh, come on.

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Your people are famous
for your sense of humor.

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The gay, Lutheran vegans?

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Yeah, that's the stuff!

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- Um, pat.
- Huh?

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I need to talk to you.

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I have to request a day off.

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Oh, sorry.

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That's not my jurisdiction,
but would you like a raise?

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Sure.

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No.

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See? I'm happy to help you with that.

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Listen, don't worry about it.

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Just talk to Damona.

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Damona decides who gets vacation days?

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Nah. It's this hard-ass Phil Stockton.

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He's the master scheduler.

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He manages the schedules
for the entire medical staff.

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Then maybe I'll just talk to him.

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Doesn't work that way.

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Yeah. Nobody in our department
talks to him except for Damona.

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She is our liaison.

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Well, that seems inefficient...

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And unnecessarily French.

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You haven't met Phil.

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You know Dr. Ken's temper?

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Picture that on a man.

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That is scary.

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One time, Dr. Miller broke protocol

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and asked Phil for the day off
for his kid's birthday.

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Not only did he not get the day,

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but he ended up
having to work on Thanksgiving.

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Then, two weeks later, his car blew up.

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Fuel-line issue, unrelated, but still!

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All right. I won't talk to him.

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Damona, would you please ask Phil

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if I could have Valentine's day off?

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I thought you and Topher broke up.

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Oh, no, we did.

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But I figure I'll either
be back together with him

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or eating myself to death
in his shrubs.

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Regardless, I'm gonna need the day.

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I'll talk to Phil.

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It shouldn't be a problem
since you got it in early.

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Yeah, got to keep it timely, people.

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That's why I asked
for my days off months ago.

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Wait. Which days?

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You know, for my new
year's trip to "ha-vai-ee."

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Where?

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Oh, sweet, contiguous, landlocked Julie.

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That's the native pronunciation
of "Hawaii,"

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the island paradise where my wife and I

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will be enjoying our most relaxed time

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since her appendectomy.

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And hopefully this time,

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she won't be stingy
with the lovin', you know?

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"Oh, Ken, watch the stitches!

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Ehhhh!

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There's another patient in the room!"

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Hold up.

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Dr. Ken, you didn't tell me
to ask Phil for new year's off.

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Okay, Damona, let's leave the comedy

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to the guy who was awarded the mug

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that said "World's Funniest Doctor."

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Awarded?

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You made that yourself at color me mine.

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I'm serious, little man.

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You never put in a request.

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Yes, I did.

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I filled it out, I stuck it
in my lab-coat pocket,

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and I gave it to you.

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You obviously lost it.

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If I may?

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And not to pile on, but you
did not fill that out, either.

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Come on. Allison already
booked the flights to Hawaii.

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I thought it was pronounced
"ha-vai-ee."

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I think that's just when you're going.

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Come on, Damona, please.

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I need those days.

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Hey, hey, don't put that on me.

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It's not my responsibility
to check your damn pocket.

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It is actually mine.

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I am very sorry, sir.

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Okay.

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Hey. Trouble in not-paradise?

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So, what's the return policy
on that youth-sized snorkel set

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you were sure you'd grow into?

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Dave, tighten up those arms.

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That is your food. Protect it!

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What's going on here?

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Oh, just preparing Dave
for foster care, you know,

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because you and dad
are abandoning us.

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Okay, now there's a big kid
trying to take your corn bread.

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Quick fork in the eye!

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Stay away, Tracy!

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Nice try. You're still not coming.

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Fine. I didn't want to resort to this.

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Dave, plan "b."

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Really?

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We're supposed to take you guys to Hawaii

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because Dave's making a sad face?

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Okay, Dave, cut it out.

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Oh, baby, are you okay?

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Oh, nope. Nope.

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Not falling for it.

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We'll get there.

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Just keep working that money-maker.

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Not the fork the face.

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Hey, bae.

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Guess what I just booked for Hawaii!

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A private boat that takes us
to swim with the dolphins.

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Then it docks on a secluded beach,

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where the two of us are served
a five-star meal at sunset.

196
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They force you to eat at sunset?

197
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I mean, sounds pretty rigid.

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Really? 'Cause, to me, it sounds
like the best day of our lives.

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The excursion is literally called

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"the best day of your life."

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Al, Hawaii's great and all,
but I was thinking,

202
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maybe we should stay home.

203
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You know, I think
we're gonna miss the kids.

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You son of a bitch.
You didn't get the days off.

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No! No! No.

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I'm simply opening my heart

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about how much
I'm gonna miss our children.

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I swear to god.

209
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I planned this whole trip,
and you had one thing to do!

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Which I did!

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I mean wow.

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Oh, wow. Okay.

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Uh, this hurts, Allison.

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This really hurts.

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Ken, I really need this trip.

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Please tell me you got the days off.

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I got the days off.

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Oh, thank god!

219
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I would've been so mad.

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I know!

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I mean, I only had one thing to do!

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Come on!

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Oh, my god, this is gonna be so amazing!

224
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Okay, so, are you in
for the dolphin thing?

225
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Oh, I'm in.

226
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I'm in so deep.

227
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Confirm. Confirm.

228
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Non-refundable. Confirm.

229
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Okay, do you want the crème
brulée or the cherries jubilee?

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Dealer's choice.

231
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All right. Oh, my god.

232
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Champagne, lobster breakfast.

233
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Should we splurge?

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Ooh-hoo! Ah! Yes!

235
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Come on. Come on.

236
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Yolo. Yolo!

237
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Ugh!

238
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I'm officially screwed.

239
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At some point during
our romantic trip to Hawaii,

240
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Allison's gonna notice
I'm not there.

241
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I'm guessing that'll be
the highlight of her trip.

242
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What is this, casual Friday?

243
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No. It's "the attire of places
Ken's not going" Friday.

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Next week, I'm dressing as heaven.

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I talked to Phil.

246
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- What did he say?
- It's still a big, fat no.

247
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‭but but I have an idea.

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Here's a list of all the doctors
that have new year's off.

249
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Just go and see if any of them
are interested in swapping.

250
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Swapping?

251
00:10:04,490 --> 00:10:07,324
Uh, how do I know
what their wives look like?

252
00:10:07,393 --> 00:10:11,393
Swapping vacation days,
not wives, you dumb bucket.

253
00:10:12,364 --> 00:10:14,264
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, of course.

254
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You know, Allison's a cool chick
and all... and it has come up...

255
00:10:16,835 --> 00:10:18,502
But that was mostly me
driving it, you know?

256
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I'm gonna go take care of this.

257
00:10:21,373 --> 00:10:24,341
Ah! Morgan's wife's not bad.

258
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Let me get this straight.

259
00:10:28,514 --> 00:10:31,348
You raised this girl, she's a grown woman,

260
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and she can't even
walk down an aisle by herself?

261
00:10:34,687 --> 00:10:36,420
You can go hike a glacier anytime.

262
00:10:36,488 --> 00:10:37,488
Trust me.

263
00:10:37,556 --> 00:10:38,855
They're gonna be around forever.

264
00:10:38,924 --> 00:10:41,058
All I'm saying is, if you schedule it,

265
00:10:41,126 --> 00:10:43,727
you could drop that thing
before the new year.

266
00:10:43,796 --> 00:10:45,462
That's a huge tax write-off.

267
00:10:47,066 --> 00:10:49,533
Your mom's being difficult.

268
00:10:51,036 --> 00:10:54,805
Congratulations.

269
00:10:57,910 --> 00:10:58,910
Oh, hey, Allison.

270
00:10:58,977 --> 00:11:00,510
What are you doing here?

271
00:11:00,579 --> 00:11:02,379
I came to surprise Ken with lunch.

272
00:11:02,448 --> 00:11:05,349
I brought Hawaiian barbecue...
You know, 'cause of our trip.

273
00:11:05,417 --> 00:11:06,417
So, you're going?

274
00:11:06,485 --> 00:11:08,485
Yeah. Wait, what are you talking about?

275
00:11:08,554 --> 00:11:12,356
Oh. I just thought that since
Ken forgot to ask for the...

276
00:11:12,424 --> 00:11:13,590
Stop talking, Julie.

277
00:11:13,659 --> 00:11:14,958
I can't. I'm too nervous.

278
00:11:15,027 --> 00:11:16,560
Well, then change the subject.

279
00:11:17,396 --> 00:11:18,595
Oh, there he is!

280
00:11:18,664 --> 00:11:21,298
Guess
who's here, Dr. Ken.

281
00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:22,966
Hey, bae. You lied to me.

282
00:11:23,035 --> 00:11:24,167
What?

283
00:11:24,236 --> 00:11:26,603
You never asked for the days off.
I knew it.

284
00:11:26,672 --> 00:11:28,071
Wait. Wait. Just let me explain!

285
00:11:30,743 --> 00:11:32,109
Wow, I did not expect you to stop.

286
00:11:32,177 --> 00:11:33,177
I got nothing.

287
00:11:37,516 --> 00:11:41,516
But you still have b-b-q.

288
00:11:52,097 --> 00:11:54,264
You know what?
I'm not gonna take this.

289
00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:56,266
I'm gonna go dance with the devil.

290
00:11:56,335 --> 00:11:57,534
What does that mean?

291
00:11:57,603 --> 00:11:59,970
Oh, that's just
Dr. Ken's dramatic way of saying

292
00:12:00,038 --> 00:12:01,772
he's gonna fix things with Allison.

293
00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:03,406
No. Allison's not the devil.

294
00:12:03,475 --> 00:12:05,442
Phil is. I'm gonna go talk to him.

295
00:12:05,511 --> 00:12:08,345
I did not get that at all.

296
00:12:08,413 --> 00:12:11,615
Just look in the directory
and find his office, please.

297
00:12:11,683 --> 00:12:13,517
Uh, he is on the 14th floor,

298
00:12:13,585 --> 00:12:16,086
but I think that this is a terrible idea.

299
00:12:16,155 --> 00:12:18,395
I mean, you're talking about
the man who made Dr. O'Brien

300
00:12:18,423 --> 00:12:20,223
work the day after
his own funeral.

301
00:12:21,627 --> 00:12:25,627
Okay. That may have been
an urban legend, but still.

302
00:12:26,632 --> 00:12:29,065
Look, I refuse to live in fear of this guy.

303
00:12:29,134 --> 00:12:30,867
I'm gonna go demand my days,

304
00:12:30,936 --> 00:12:33,336
and I'm not gonna take "no"
for an answer.

305
00:12:33,405 --> 00:12:35,605
I'm not even gonna take "maybe"
for an answer.

306
00:12:35,674 --> 00:12:38,275
Other answers I won't accept
include "I'll think about it"

307
00:12:38,343 --> 00:12:39,709
or "I'll get back to you."

308
00:12:39,778 --> 00:12:40,944
So, just to recap,

309
00:12:41,013 --> 00:12:43,680
I'm looking for "yes,"
"sure," or "definitely."

310
00:12:43,749 --> 00:12:47,684
Or, if need be, I'll even take
a "10-4, good buddy. Gi-Gi-Gi!"

311
00:12:50,889 --> 00:12:52,189
Good luck, pal.

312
00:12:52,257 --> 00:12:54,324
I will not be rooting for you.

313
00:13:02,901 --> 00:13:04,367
Too much?

314
00:13:06,004 --> 00:13:07,938
Yeah, it's too much.

315
00:13:12,044 --> 00:13:13,276
Hey, anybody seen Dr. Ken?

316
00:13:13,345 --> 00:13:14,377
His 12:00 canceled.

317
00:13:14,446 --> 00:13:16,246
He went upstairs to talk to Phil.

318
00:13:16,315 --> 00:13:17,247
Phil Stockton?

319
00:13:17,316 --> 00:13:19,616
H-he went to talk to Phil Stockton?

320
00:13:19,685 --> 00:13:20,917
I know.

321
00:13:20,986 --> 00:13:22,819
I tried to warn him,
but he seemed very determined.

322
00:13:22,888 --> 00:13:24,588
There's like five or six things

323
00:13:24,656 --> 00:13:26,790
that he is not gonna take
for an answer.

324
00:13:26,859 --> 00:13:28,291
Oh, god, I knew it!

325
00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:29,360
I knew it!

326
00:13:29,428 --> 00:13:30,627
Oh, god! You knew what?!

327
00:13:30,696 --> 00:13:32,929
You knew what?!

328
00:13:32,998 --> 00:13:36,666
Phil Stockton isn't
the master scheduler, okay?

329
00:13:36,735 --> 00:13:38,435
What? Who is?

330
00:13:38,503 --> 00:13:39,536
I am.

331
00:13:41,673 --> 00:13:43,607
Le twist!

332
00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:46,743
But wait.

333
00:13:46,812 --> 00:13:49,079
If you're the master scheduler,
then who's Phil Stockton?

334
00:13:49,147 --> 00:13:50,814
I picked him out of the directory.

335
00:13:50,883 --> 00:13:53,350
He's just some random guy
from environmental services

336
00:13:53,418 --> 00:13:55,819
who's about to be all kinds of confused.

337
00:13:55,888 --> 00:13:58,188
- Phil Stockton?
- Yes?

338
00:13:58,257 --> 00:14:02,257
I'm Dr. Ken Park, and I'm taking
the week of new year's off.

339
00:14:03,962 --> 00:14:06,263
Okay.

340
00:14:06,331 --> 00:14:07,331
Really?

341
00:14:07,399 --> 00:14:08,639
You're... You're okay with that?

342
00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:10,367
Sure.

343
00:14:10,435 --> 00:14:12,936
Oh, my god.

344
00:14:14,339 --> 00:14:15,839
I'm gonna...

345
00:14:15,908 --> 00:14:18,008
You have no idea what you've done for me.

346
00:14:18,076 --> 00:14:20,510
Not a clue.

347
00:14:20,579 --> 00:14:22,879
See, I lied to my wife,
but then she found out,

348
00:14:22,948 --> 00:14:25,382
and Damona said you
would never... you know what?

349
00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:27,050
I'm gonna do something for you.

350
00:14:27,119 --> 00:14:28,485
Mm-hmm. Here.

351
00:14:28,553 --> 00:14:31,354
This is like a couple hundred bucks.

352
00:14:31,423 --> 00:14:33,957
And this is my saddle burger giddy up card.

353
00:14:34,026 --> 00:14:36,893
Seven barn burgers away
from a free barn burger.

354
00:14:36,962 --> 00:14:38,094
No, I can't take your money.

355
00:14:38,163 --> 00:14:39,496
Oh, no, I insist.

356
00:14:39,564 --> 00:14:41,798
You take it 'cause you are a Saint.

357
00:14:41,867 --> 00:14:43,133
What are you doing?

358
00:14:44,469 --> 00:14:46,603
Ohh. We don't have to do this.

359
00:14:46,672 --> 00:14:47,871
I love you, man.

360
00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:49,806
Thanks.

361
00:14:57,816 --> 00:15:01,451
Well, I just had an interesting
conversation with Phil,

362
00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,086
the master scheduler.

363
00:15:03,155 --> 00:15:04,921
Uh, um, what did... what did he say?

364
00:15:04,990 --> 00:15:07,290
He said...

365
00:15:07,359 --> 00:15:08,658
Whoa. Hang on.

366
00:15:08,727 --> 00:15:10,662
Hey, Al, I got the days!

367
00:15:10,663 --> 00:15:12,296
Dr. Ken! No! No!

368
00:15:12,364 --> 00:15:13,764
No! No! No, I'm serious. I talked
to the master scheduler.

369
00:15:13,833 --> 00:15:15,065
Dr. Ken, I... Ah, ah, ah, ah!

370
00:15:16,469 --> 00:15:17,801
Oh, I know.

371
00:15:17,870 --> 00:15:19,910
I-I am so sorry about the lying
and the up and back,

372
00:15:19,972 --> 00:15:22,606
but you can relax now
'cause we're going to Hawaii!

373
00:15:22,675 --> 00:15:24,908
I know!
I feel the same way!

374
00:15:24,977 --> 00:15:26,243
And you know what, Al?

375
00:15:26,312 --> 00:15:28,011
Screw it. Let's bring the kids.

376
00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:29,580
I don't even... wait. Wait.

377
00:15:29,648 --> 00:15:30,914
Oh, wait. Another call.

378
00:15:30,983 --> 00:15:32,182
"Chello"?

379
00:15:32,251 --> 00:15:34,051
Hang up the damn phone!

380
00:15:35,488 --> 00:15:36,987
I'm the master scheduler.

381
00:15:37,056 --> 00:15:38,555
You don't have the days!

382
00:15:39,925 --> 00:15:41,758
Oh, honey, I-I-I got to go.

383
00:15:41,827 --> 00:15:44,361
It's an emergency. It's a code maroon... 5.

384
00:15:46,665 --> 00:15:48,365
What the hell is going on?

385
00:15:48,434 --> 00:15:50,200
You're the master scheduler?

386
00:15:50,269 --> 00:15:52,703
Why would you even mess with me like that?

387
00:15:52,771 --> 00:15:55,038
Okay, look, four years ago, when
they made me office manager,

388
00:15:55,107 --> 00:15:57,841
they dumped the scheduling job
on me, and...

389
00:15:57,910 --> 00:16:00,444
I liked it 'cause I was helping people.

390
00:16:00,513 --> 00:16:02,479
You like helping people?

391
00:16:02,548 --> 00:16:05,082
I like helping people.

392
00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:08,452
I just don't like people to know
I like helping people

393
00:16:08,521 --> 00:16:10,487
'cause then people
want you to help them.

394
00:16:11,757 --> 00:16:15,025
So... I made up an alter ego.

395
00:16:15,094 --> 00:16:17,294
Like Bruce Wayne has Batman.

396
00:16:18,464 --> 00:16:22,464
So, in this scenario, she's a
rich dude with a leather fetish?

397
00:16:24,203 --> 00:16:26,169
Because that's intriguing.

398
00:16:29,942 --> 00:16:33,577
Hey, did I not give him the long
weekend for his dad's birthday?

399
00:16:33,646 --> 00:16:35,913
And you're gonna be kissing
or stalking your boyfriend

400
00:16:35,981 --> 00:16:37,447
on Valentine's Day 'cause of me.

401
00:16:37,516 --> 00:16:40,317
Thanks, either way.

402
00:16:40,386 --> 00:16:42,586
And what about when you needed
those three days

403
00:16:42,655 --> 00:16:43,655
to mourn Joan Rivers?

404
00:16:43,722 --> 00:16:44,888
Three days?

405
00:16:44,957 --> 00:16:46,924
Hey, she paved the way
for so many comediennes!

406
00:16:46,992 --> 00:16:48,191
I mean, without her,

407
00:16:48,260 --> 00:16:50,460
there's no rudner,
there's no poundstone.

408
00:16:50,529 --> 00:16:52,563
You know what? I'm sorry.
Please go on.

409
00:16:52,631 --> 00:16:56,366
It doesn't even matter
because every once in a while,

410
00:16:56,435 --> 00:17:00,435
I can't help somebody I really
want to help, and it sucks.

411
00:17:00,573 --> 00:17:03,240
Look, Damona, it's not your fault.

412
00:17:03,309 --> 00:17:05,609
I mean, am I gonna
blame you publicly for it?

413
00:17:05,678 --> 00:17:06,710
Absolutely.

414
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:10,380
My wife's gonna hate me.
My kids are gonna hate me.

415
00:17:10,449 --> 00:17:12,349
I mean, the only one
who doesn't hate me

416
00:17:12,418 --> 00:17:14,151
is some boob in environmental services

417
00:17:14,219 --> 00:17:17,688
who I just gave 200 bucks to...
And my giddyup card!

418
00:17:19,258 --> 00:17:22,259
Environmental services!
That's it!

419
00:17:22,328 --> 00:17:23,560
Wait for me.

420
00:17:23,629 --> 00:17:27,629
Not a lot of patients got seen today.

421
00:17:30,336 --> 00:17:31,535
Hey, Phil.

422
00:17:31,604 --> 00:17:33,537
Damona Watkins,
fifth-floor office manager.

423
00:17:33,606 --> 00:17:34,938
Ken Park.

424
00:17:35,007 --> 00:17:37,541
We hugged recently,
and there may have been a kiss.

425
00:17:37,610 --> 00:17:40,043
Oh, I'm certain there was.

426
00:17:40,412 --> 00:17:44,412
You took my money,
my giddyup card, and my heart.

427
00:17:46,617 --> 00:17:49,051
- You done?
- Yep.

428
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:53,421
So, Phil, your department's
closing the building

429
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:54,489
for four days in march
to fumigate.

430
00:17:54,558 --> 00:17:55,490
Am I right?

431
00:17:55,459 --> 00:17:56,459
Oh, yeah.

432
00:17:55,793 --> 00:17:57,693
We call it
the "Pestic-ides of March."

433
00:17:57,762 --> 00:18:01,530
We like to have fun up here.

434
00:18:01,599 --> 00:18:03,766
Well, look,
my friend is in a bind.

435
00:18:03,835 --> 00:18:05,534
I really want to help him.

436
00:18:05,603 --> 00:18:08,304
So, why don't you move it
to New Year's week?

437
00:18:08,373 --> 00:18:10,740
Oof. That's a lot of departments
to coordinate.

438
00:18:10,808 --> 00:18:12,742
Well, you best get
to coordinatin', son!

439
00:18:12,810 --> 00:18:13,943
My bad. You got this.

440
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,014
I'm sorry. I-I-I don't think
I can swing it.

441
00:18:18,082 --> 00:18:19,348
Let me ask you a question.

442
00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:21,183
Doesn't Jeff Scarborough
schedule your vacation days?

443
00:18:21,252 --> 00:18:22,618
That's right.

444
00:18:22,687 --> 00:18:24,587
Well, I just talked
to my good friend Jeff,

445
00:18:24,656 --> 00:18:26,789
and he told me you like
to take a week off in July

446
00:18:26,858 --> 00:18:28,324
to go fishing with your family.

447
00:18:28,393 --> 00:18:31,894
Man, I'd sure hate to see that go away.

448
00:18:31,963 --> 00:18:34,096
Yeah, boy-ee!

449
00:18:35,366 --> 00:18:38,167
You mean his trip, not his family, right?

450
00:18:38,236 --> 00:18:42,104
I, uh... I guess I...
Could move some things around.

451
00:18:42,173 --> 00:18:45,775
Yeah. You do that, Phil,
or say goodbye to your family.

452
00:18:46,911 --> 00:18:48,210
Could... could you just go...

453
00:18:48,279 --> 00:18:49,712
Okay. It wasn't clear.
No, I didn't... I didn't know...

454
00:18:49,781 --> 00:18:51,547
I mean, I didn't know if
it was the trip or his family...

455
00:18:51,616 --> 00:18:52,648
Phil.

456
00:18:52,717 --> 00:18:54,016
It was the trip, right?

457
00:18:55,219 --> 00:18:57,219
Thank you so much.
You saved my ass.

458
00:18:57,288 --> 00:18:59,221
Oh, it's all good.

459
00:18:59,290 --> 00:19:00,923
- So, how do you know Jeff Scarborough?
- I don't.

460
00:19:00,992 --> 00:19:04,560
Aw, you stone-cold!

461
00:19:09,033 --> 00:19:10,366
How did it go?

462
00:19:10,435 --> 00:19:11,435
Mnh...

463
00:19:11,502 --> 00:19:13,436
Trip's back on.

464
00:19:13,504 --> 00:19:14,704
Aah!

465
00:19:14,772 --> 00:19:17,273
And Christmas came early
to Welltopia that year.

466
00:19:19,243 --> 00:19:21,010
Poi, anyone? Ken, come on.

467
00:19:21,079 --> 00:19:23,379
This might be as close as you get.

468
00:19:23,448 --> 00:19:24,448
Relax, pat.

469
00:19:24,482 --> 00:19:26,348
I'm going to "ha-vai-ee" after all.

470
00:19:26,417 --> 00:19:27,650
Damn it!

471
00:19:27,719 --> 00:19:29,952
I got three gallons
of prank poi in my office

472
00:19:30,021 --> 00:19:32,722
and the entire first season
of "Magnum, P.I."

473
00:19:33,958 --> 00:19:36,225
I was gonna slip it into your car.

474
00:19:36,294 --> 00:19:39,228
Well, the poi, that is,
not the "Magnum, P.I."

475
00:19:39,297 --> 00:19:40,696
No, the "Magnum, P.I."

476
00:19:40,765 --> 00:19:44,266
I was gonna broadcast
on the side of your house.

477
00:19:46,471 --> 00:19:49,972
Okay, look, we're the only ones
who know Damona's secret,

478
00:19:50,041 --> 00:19:51,540
and we're gonna keep that way,
I mean,

479
00:19:51,609 --> 00:19:53,876
'cause she's always taken care of us,

480
00:19:53,945 --> 00:19:56,078
and we're gonna take care of her.

481
00:19:56,147 --> 00:19:57,813
Absolutely. She's Batman.

482
00:19:57,882 --> 00:20:00,349
Damn straight I'm Batman.

483
00:20:00,418 --> 00:20:03,819
I guess that makes me the Joker, huh?

484
00:20:03,888 --> 00:20:05,755
Huh? The...

485
00:20:12,872 --> 00:20:15,806
Oh, my god, this was so worth it.

486
00:20:15,875 --> 00:20:17,307
Ahh, I know.

487
00:20:18,544 --> 00:20:21,211
Sorry. I'm a little ticklish.

488
00:20:22,415 --> 00:20:24,214
I really needed this.

489
00:20:24,283 --> 00:20:27,151
Gregory, your fingers are magic.

490
00:20:27,219 --> 00:20:29,953
Dave, can you please be quiet?

491
00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:32,557
Sorry. I didn't mean to ruin
our couple's massage.

492
00:20:32,626 --> 00:20:33,626
It's four people.

493
00:20:33,827 --> 00:20:36,394
It is not a couple's massage.

494
00:20:36,863 --> 00:20:40,428
I know, but Gregory's hands
are making me stupid.

495
00:20:44,251 --> 00:20:48,251
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