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There you are.
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You're late.
I have a school to run.
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There are more important things.
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It's always something
with you, isn't it?
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It's always an emergency.
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It's happening.
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They're not even
at Brakebills yet.
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I know.
Get them there.
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Pray that they get a little
something under their belts
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before he finds a way to them.
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Your ability to think
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that we have the slightest
molecule of control
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over anything
never ceases to amaze me.
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It's not that.
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I have to try.
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We.
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Look, this is
your responsibility.
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You have to get them ready.
They're infants.
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They know nothing,
especially--
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especially him.
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I will do what I can,
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and you know this.
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I do know.
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Here...
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just in case.
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You do still have
an eye on our boy, don't you?
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Yes.
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Great. Great.
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Not exactly.
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Why not?
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Where is he?
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Wow.
Nice trick.
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Well, I'm sure
you're a hit at parties.
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♪ I'm feeling rough,
I'm feeling raw ♪
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♪ I'm in the prime of my life ♪
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♪ Let's make some music,
make some money ♪
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♪ Find some models for wives ♪
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♪ I'll move to Paris ♪
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♪ Shoot some heroin
and with the stars ♪
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So...
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you think you're ready.
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- I do.
- Why?
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I feel better.
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On admitting, you reported
you couldn't concentrate,
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eat, get out of bed.
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You said the feeling
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of not belonging anywhere
was overwhelming.
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It's not sleight of hand
if you're gonna use CGI.
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Well, I'm sorry.
It's just--
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That's insulting
to anyone who's ever done
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any kind
of close-up magic, so...
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And that you were
the most useless person
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who ever lived.
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And now...
you feel better?
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It's the original version,
the Danish version,
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that it's, like--it's dark.
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It's, like, 100 times better
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because the Danish people,
they're--they're, uh...
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they have a dark soul.
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I mean, I get it.
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Get...?
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You're a kid, and your
whole life's ahead of you,
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and you have these notions...
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about what life is...
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and...
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what it could be.
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But eventually
you have to let all that go.
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So that's what I'm--
that's what I'm going to do.
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That's what I'm doing.
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Um, it's a part
of growing up--
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you know, selling
the comic-book collection
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and getting serious.
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♪ I'll miss the playgrounds
and the animals ♪
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♪ And digging up worms ♪
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♪ I'll miss the comfort
of my mother ♪
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♪ And the weight of the world ♪
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♪ I'll miss my sister,
miss my father ♪
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You graduate soon.
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- And then?
- Um, I'm supposed to have
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a grad-school interview
on Tuesday--Yale.
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Quentin, I'd really recommend
further treatment.
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Look, I've never threatened
to hurt myself or anybody else.
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So you can't make me stay.
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Can you?
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♪ I'll be seeing you ♪
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The Chatwin Twins
and their older brother
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had been sent
to the countryside.
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From a young age,
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Martin Chatwin
had a gloomy nature.
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And to combat his melancholy,
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he would lose himself
in stories of wonder.
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So he knew that he
would have trouble convincing
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his brother and sister
that this was no fantasy.
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Rupert, wounded in the war
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and the first Chatwin
to put away childish things...
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And Jane, the family skeptic.
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This was Fillory.
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A land of magic.
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Rupert! Martin!
Have a look at this!
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Martin thought
they needed Fillory...
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but, no, Fillory needed them.
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It is here
that our story begins,
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but be warned--
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this adventure
is no mere children's tale.
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Where'd she go?
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The, uh--the girl
in the rainbow shorts?
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Yeah, you just missed her.
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And?
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Not my type.
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Dude, she was wearing
a unicorn T-shirt.
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She's clearly into fantasy.
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But how would you know?
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You're in here reading
obscure fantasy,
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and she's out there.
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Honestly, like, 73 of her...
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kind of waiting for you
to finish reading the books
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you've already read 800 times
and come out of your room.
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I'm about to.
It's just it's a first edition,
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and I am looking at it
one last time
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before I sell it on eBay.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Is this a serious conversation?
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Should I sit up?
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I called you...
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all weekend.
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Where were you?
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I was at my dad's.
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I got angsty
prepping for the interview,
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and I--
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I fled...
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for the magical hills of Jersey.
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Don't judge.
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I'd never.
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Oh, my God.
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My girl. My friend.
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- Have you no decency?
- Not even a little.
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Excellent.
Three-way!
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No, no, no, no!
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Okay, we have got
to pull you together.
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- This is it, Quentin. It.
- I'm still high.
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I just--
Okay, you know what? Screw it.
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- It's only the alumni interview.
- Right.
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- And it's only Yale.
- Right, lesser Ivy.
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And, honestly, they probably
take anyone conscious
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for philosophy.
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For philosophy,
"conscious" is a detriment.
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- So I'm good.
- You're great.
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- You know, you can go.
- Hey.
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I am the angel protecting
your future, Coldwater.
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Tighten your shit.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Hello?
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Um...
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It's Quentin Coldwater
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for the grad-school interview?
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I don't believe it.
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Oh, shit!
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Well...
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he's dead.
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By the look of him,
he was a big...
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- I'm sorry?
- Why? Did you kill him?
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No. Jesus.
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I was kidding.
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Um, can we go now?
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Let's go.
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Wait!
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I think he left
something for you.
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Q, come on, let's go.
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Whoa, look at that.
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"Fillory and Further,
Book Six: The Magicians."
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- Look at the date--1952.
- All right, please.
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There are five
Fillory books, Julia--five.
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Yeah, I-I know, Quentin.
Everyone knows.
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There's always been rumors of
a sixth book that disappeared.
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Yeah, and those
are just some stupid rumors
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off a super-fan message board.
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- Come on, don't be naive.
- Maybe, but maybe it's--
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What, it's a very special
art project
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that the dead guy made up?
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'Cause I don't know--
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you wrote your admissions essay
on the glory of Fillory?
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- Come on, Q.
- Come on. What if--
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No! You have to stop!
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Stop what?
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You can't run away
hard enough, can you?
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What happened to giving up
on the Fillory crap?
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You used to like Fillory.
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Yeah, I liked it.
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- I loved it--
- You got me into it, Julia!
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I learned magic tricks
just to keep up with you.
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It was our thing.
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Yeah, it was our thing,
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and it was fun,
silly, nerdy bullshit,
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and it got us
through high school.
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I guess I'm just a silly,
bullshit nerd, then, huh?
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Hey, I'm not saying--
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Which never seemed to bother you
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until right around the second
you met James.
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I know where you were
all weekend--
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at the hospital.
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No.
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You feel exactly
like you did the last time.
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Life is raw.
Everybody medicates.
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No, life is starting...
for real.
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Look, I am just saying
that you are good
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at so much stuff.
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Pick something...
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please.
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Start living your life.
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Look, I got to go meet James.
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I love you.
Call me, okay?
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Great.
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Quentin Coldwater?
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Uh-huh.
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I'm Eliot.
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You're late.
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Follow me.
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Uh, okay.
Um, hey...
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- Di--Where am I?
- Upstate New York.
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Upstate,
but I was just--
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Hey.
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Okay, what--what
is this place?
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Brakebills University.
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You've been offered
a preliminary exam for entry
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into the graduate program.
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Am I hallucinating?
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If you were,
how would asking me help?
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Come on, or you'll miss it.
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Late!
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Be seated.
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Welcome.
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You may address me as Dean.
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I know you have questions.
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They will be answered in time.
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Now your only job
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is to pass the examination
before you.
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Begin.
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Sorry.
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I know that.
I know that.
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- I--
- Ah.
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Please report to this next room
for your final examination.
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Thank you.
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Next.
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Please report to this next room
for your final examination.
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Thank you.
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- Jules.
- Oh, my God. Q?
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Oh, my God.
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How did you get here?
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Well, I can't...
really explain that.
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No, me neither.
It was so weird.
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I-I-I went into an elevator,
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and then I got
out of the elevator.
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- Thank God. Thank God.
- Thank God what?
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00:18:06,265 --> 00:18:07,785
No, thank God that
you're confused too.
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00:18:07,850 --> 00:18:09,570
I just--I just started
these new meds today,
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and I thought maybe...
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Stop talking, please.
Stay focused.
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You've just been given
an examination
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of your magical aptitude.
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"Magical"?
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We had reason to believe
you possess certain...
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nascent abilities.
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Okay.
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I mean,
I used to think that--
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And perhaps you did at one time.
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Regrettably, you failed
the written exam.
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I'm here to prepare
you to go home.
268
00:18:37,046 --> 00:18:38,829
- What?
- It's all right.
269
00:18:38,914 --> 00:18:41,498
We'll provide an alibi
for your missing time.
270
00:18:41,584 --> 00:18:44,051
That test was crazy.
Any sane person--
271
00:18:44,170 --> 00:18:46,053
I mean, all the questions
kept changing.
272
00:18:46,172 --> 00:18:47,721
- Be that as it may--
- No!
273
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,007
Don't you want students
who make actual inquiry
274
00:18:50,092 --> 00:18:52,259
instead of just accepting
like sheep?
275
00:18:54,397 --> 00:18:57,981
I'm sorry.
Um...
276
00:18:58,067 --> 00:19:00,517
Can I start over?
277
00:19:00,653 --> 00:19:02,486
Please?
278
00:19:02,571 --> 00:19:05,823
I can't just go to Yale
if I know this place exists.
279
00:19:05,908 --> 00:19:07,991
Which is why
I'm going to make sure
280
00:19:08,077 --> 00:19:10,411
that you don't remember a thing.
281
00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:30,380
This won't hurt a bit.
282
00:19:30,466 --> 00:19:33,016
Quentin...
283
00:19:35,271 --> 00:19:37,221
Let's see some magic.
284
00:19:57,243 --> 00:19:59,743
No...
285
00:19:59,879 --> 00:20:03,413
magic, real magic.
286
00:20:03,499 --> 00:20:05,415
Please.
287
00:20:10,139 --> 00:20:12,089
Okay.
288
00:20:19,098 --> 00:20:20,931
Quentin...
289
00:20:21,016 --> 00:20:23,484
do you like this place?
290
00:20:23,602 --> 00:20:25,936
You have a gut feeling that...
291
00:20:26,071 --> 00:20:28,272
it's something special?
292
00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:31,492
You want to go back to Columbia?
293
00:20:31,610 --> 00:20:35,412
That pointless,
miasmic march to death
294
00:20:35,498 --> 00:20:36,780
you call life?
295
00:20:36,866 --> 00:20:39,616
Family that never calls
296
00:20:39,752 --> 00:20:42,286
and friends that don't
really get you
297
00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:44,838
and feeling alone and wrong
298
00:20:44,957 --> 00:20:47,925
until it crushes you?
299
00:20:48,010 --> 00:20:50,093
No.
300
00:20:50,179 --> 00:20:54,431
Then quit dicking around!
301
00:20:54,517 --> 00:20:56,133
Stop it.
302
00:20:56,268 --> 00:20:59,353
Do some goddamn magic!
303
00:20:59,471 --> 00:21:00,971
I said stop it!
304
00:21:02,474 --> 00:21:06,527
Oh! Oh!
Oh, my God. Oh.
305
00:21:15,571 --> 00:21:18,322
Holy shit.
I'm doing this.
306
00:22:00,699 --> 00:22:03,200
I wouldn't.
307
00:22:03,285 --> 00:22:06,086
Playing with time
is such difficult magic.
308
00:22:06,205 --> 00:22:07,504
You'll just make it worse.
309
00:22:07,590 --> 00:22:09,673
Jane Chatwin...
310
00:22:09,758 --> 00:22:12,759
from the books.
311
00:22:12,878 --> 00:22:14,678
Make what worse?
312
00:22:14,763 --> 00:22:17,547
And it won't stop him coming.
313
00:22:19,518 --> 00:22:22,302
- Who?
- The Beast.
314
00:22:22,388 --> 00:22:24,304
You're in the school.
315
00:22:24,390 --> 00:22:26,273
He's going to find you.
316
00:22:26,392 --> 00:22:28,191
You're the one he wants.
317
00:22:28,277 --> 00:22:30,060
You have to learn.
318
00:22:30,145 --> 00:22:31,478
Learn what?
What are you--
319
00:22:31,563 --> 00:22:33,647
Look down.
320
00:22:33,732 --> 00:22:36,066
You're on the garden path.
321
00:22:36,151 --> 00:22:37,784
Stay on,
the Beast will kill you,
322
00:22:37,903 --> 00:22:39,953
kill everyone.
323
00:22:40,072 --> 00:22:43,240
Step off the path or...
324
00:23:28,454 --> 00:23:31,421
Magic is real.
325
00:23:31,507 --> 00:23:33,924
But you've gathered that,
haven't you?
326
00:23:34,009 --> 00:23:35,292
Have I?
327
00:23:35,377 --> 00:23:37,210
Three-year program,
graduate-level studies,
328
00:23:37,296 --> 00:23:38,545
program begins immediately.
329
00:23:38,630 --> 00:23:40,130
How did you find me?
330
00:23:40,215 --> 00:23:42,382
Mm. Globes.
331
00:23:42,468 --> 00:23:45,302
Sense magic--
it's not always right,
332
00:23:45,387 --> 00:23:47,187
so we test it.
333
00:23:47,306 --> 00:23:49,189
How--how did
my friend do--Julia?
334
00:23:49,308 --> 00:23:50,748
I'm afraid
she didn't make the cut.
335
00:23:50,809 --> 00:23:53,226
And my apologies
for the rocky road.
336
00:23:53,312 --> 00:23:55,729
We certainly didn't intend
for Bob to die on you.
337
00:23:55,814 --> 00:23:57,564
- The alumni guy?
- Mm-hmm.
338
00:23:57,649 --> 00:23:59,282
- He works for you?
- Mm-hmm.
339
00:23:59,368 --> 00:24:02,619
- Was he murdered?
- Snuck a box of Oreos.
340
00:24:02,705 --> 00:24:04,955
Magicians can't eat Oreos?
341
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,657
Diabetics can't have Oreos.
342
00:24:07,743 --> 00:24:10,994
And the paramedic who...
343
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,296
gave me "Fillory: Book Six"?
344
00:24:13,382 --> 00:24:16,967
Right.
A scout--freelance, sort of.
345
00:24:17,052 --> 00:24:18,468
Any more questions?
346
00:24:18,554 --> 00:24:21,555
I've got another...
24 of you today.
347
00:24:21,673 --> 00:24:26,309
Um...okay...
348
00:24:26,395 --> 00:24:28,845
So "be a magician"?
349
00:24:28,931 --> 00:24:31,098
Is that illegal or...?
350
00:24:31,183 --> 00:24:33,183
Are you guys trying to
take over the world or...?
351
00:24:33,268 --> 00:24:35,986
This school exists for
a single and timeless purpose--
352
00:24:36,071 --> 00:24:37,821
to reveal your innate abilities
353
00:24:37,906 --> 00:24:39,573
and hone them
to the highest degree.
354
00:24:39,691 --> 00:24:41,775
Now, what you do with it after
that is entirely up to you.
355
00:24:41,860 --> 00:24:44,077
If you want
to take over the world,
356
00:24:44,196 --> 00:24:47,164
we don't teach that,
but give it a go.
357
00:24:47,249 --> 00:24:50,534
Quentin, I need an answer.
358
00:24:57,793 --> 00:24:59,626
Friends and family
will be given the exciting news
359
00:24:59,711 --> 00:25:02,295
of your early acceptance to
a prestigious master's program,
360
00:25:02,381 --> 00:25:04,464
and with a little illusion work,
361
00:25:04,550 --> 00:25:07,634
all their questions
will be answered.
362
00:25:07,719 --> 00:25:10,720
Good.
Now, your meds.
363
00:25:12,307 --> 00:25:15,525
Quentin, you haven't
been depressed.
364
00:25:15,611 --> 00:25:18,361
You've been alone.
365
00:25:18,447 --> 00:25:20,280
And you are not crazy.
366
00:25:20,399 --> 00:25:22,199
You're angry.
367
00:25:22,284 --> 00:25:23,900
And you are correct.
368
00:25:23,986 --> 00:25:26,069
Everyone--
369
00:25:26,155 --> 00:25:28,038
everyone medicates...
370
00:25:28,123 --> 00:25:30,290
out there.
371
00:25:30,409 --> 00:25:34,161
Here, we hope you won't need to.
372
00:25:46,975 --> 00:25:49,259
Um...
373
00:25:49,311 --> 00:25:51,311
are you my, uh...
374
00:25:55,434 --> 00:25:57,434
What up, roomie?
375
00:26:00,823 --> 00:26:04,107
Uh, hey, I had a--
Okay, um, I had a...
376
00:26:04,109 --> 00:26:06,026
notebook right here.
"Fillory and Further: Book Six."
377
00:26:06,078 --> 00:26:07,444
- Did--
- And you what?
378
00:26:07,446 --> 00:26:09,112
You think I stole it?
379
00:26:09,164 --> 00:26:12,115
Some dumb-ass kid's book?
380
00:26:12,117 --> 00:26:13,783
Why do you have
all that nerd-boy dragon
381
00:26:13,785 --> 00:26:15,335
porn shit, anyway--
are you 12?
382
00:26:15,370 --> 00:26:17,037
Quentin!
383
00:26:17,089 --> 00:26:18,955
This is the interruption
you've been waiting for.
384
00:26:19,007 --> 00:26:22,292
Hi. I'm Margo.
385
00:26:22,294 --> 00:26:25,962
This is him.
Hmm.
386
00:26:26,014 --> 00:26:28,715
He's not that cute.
387
00:26:28,767 --> 00:26:32,969
So first years
live in these dorms.
388
00:26:32,971 --> 00:26:35,355
Then, depending on your talent,
389
00:26:35,390 --> 00:26:37,140
you go to the house
with your emphasis.
390
00:26:37,192 --> 00:26:39,643
Or you flunk out,
in which case, bye-bye.
391
00:26:39,695 --> 00:26:41,978
But you wouldn't care
'cause you won't remember.
392
00:26:43,649 --> 00:26:47,150
Good morning, professors.
393
00:26:47,202 --> 00:26:50,070
Physical kids, telekinesis,
394
00:26:50,122 --> 00:26:53,874
move shit, lift shit,
most can fly.
395
00:26:53,909 --> 00:26:56,493
Also, magnificent partiers.
396
00:26:56,495 --> 00:26:58,828
Do not come by our house
if you have anything important
397
00:26:58,830 --> 00:27:00,463
to do the next morning.
398
00:27:02,467 --> 00:27:05,752
Then there's illusions,
healing...
399
00:27:05,804 --> 00:27:07,504
nature.
400
00:27:07,506 --> 00:27:09,973
Hmm?
Knowledge.
401
00:27:16,765 --> 00:27:19,849
Psychics--
you know what they are?
402
00:27:19,851 --> 00:27:20,850
Losers.
403
00:27:20,852 --> 00:27:23,403
Okay, we heard that.
404
00:27:23,438 --> 00:27:25,188
Eat shit, Eliot.
405
00:27:25,190 --> 00:27:27,157
Like I said.
406
00:27:30,829 --> 00:27:33,446
- What? Who are they?
- Don't.
407
00:27:33,532 --> 00:27:36,583
- You'll scare the child.
- Maybe he should be scared.
408
00:27:36,702 --> 00:27:39,369
You're so dramatic.
409
00:27:39,454 --> 00:27:42,255
That is what's left
of the third-year class.
410
00:27:42,374 --> 00:27:45,875
Were 20, now 4.
No one knows why.
411
00:27:45,961 --> 00:27:48,428
They're just gone?
412
00:27:48,547 --> 00:27:52,132
- Mm, rumor has it, killed.
- Or flunked or got bored
413
00:27:52,217 --> 00:27:55,051
or died 16 perfectly
natural deaths. Whatever.
414
00:27:55,137 --> 00:27:57,270
We all signed this waiver.
I hope you read yours.
415
00:27:57,389 --> 00:28:00,056
It says, "Spellwork is not
unlikely to murder you,
416
00:28:00,142 --> 00:28:03,143
and, if so, oh, well."
417
00:28:03,228 --> 00:28:04,811
So stay on the garden path, kid.
418
00:28:04,896 --> 00:28:07,113
Yeah.
419
00:28:07,232 --> 00:28:08,815
Wait, did you say
"the garden path"?
420
00:28:08,900 --> 00:28:11,284
Yeah, enough maudlin blah.
421
00:28:11,403 --> 00:28:13,069
Let's go find something magic
to smoke.
422
00:28:13,155 --> 00:28:15,038
Mm-hmm.
423
00:28:17,409 --> 00:28:19,826
At the exam,
424
00:28:19,911 --> 00:28:24,080
each of you did magic.
425
00:28:24,166 --> 00:28:28,168
What was inside you was coaxed.
426
00:28:28,253 --> 00:28:32,505
The question is,
who can grow this magic...
427
00:28:32,591 --> 00:28:35,392
into something more?
428
00:28:35,477 --> 00:28:37,427
Who can be a magician?"
429
00:28:40,432 --> 00:28:42,265
Alice, please.
430
00:28:56,448 --> 00:28:57,947
Ooh, looks serious.
431
00:28:58,033 --> 00:28:59,332
Please...
432
00:28:59,451 --> 00:29:01,368
an artist is at work.
433
00:29:54,139 --> 00:29:56,339
The answer is yes.
434
00:29:56,425 --> 00:29:59,726
Until you pass out, and then
again when you wake up.
435
00:29:59,845 --> 00:30:03,930
- Did you just read my--
- Nah, it's just a guess.
436
00:30:28,957 --> 00:30:31,791
Ah, one of those every year.
437
00:30:31,877 --> 00:30:34,177
- One of what?
- Overachiever.
438
00:30:34,262 --> 00:30:37,213
Shy, yet knows they're smarter
than everyone,
439
00:30:37,299 --> 00:30:39,632
therefore everyone hates them.
440
00:30:39,718 --> 00:30:42,218
Yeah, Alice is, like...
441
00:30:42,304 --> 00:30:43,770
I don't know how she does it.
442
00:30:43,889 --> 00:30:45,522
That's Alice Quinn?
443
00:30:45,607 --> 00:30:48,475
Yeah, don't bother
trying to compare yourself.
444
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:51,778
I heard she comes from
a whole family of magicians.
445
00:30:51,897 --> 00:30:54,898
It's good to be aware
the world is inherently unfair.
446
00:30:54,983 --> 00:30:56,816
Act accordingly.
447
00:30:56,902 --> 00:31:00,737
Hey, Alice, come join us.
448
00:31:00,822 --> 00:31:03,239
Make some friends.
Take a load off.
449
00:31:05,577 --> 00:31:08,328
Poor, little magic girl.
450
00:31:25,063 --> 00:31:27,680
Hey, Alice.
451
00:31:27,766 --> 00:31:29,849
Look, my friends...
452
00:31:29,935 --> 00:31:31,017
earlier, they were--
they were just--
453
00:31:31,102 --> 00:31:34,854
Cruel? Unoriginal?
454
00:31:34,940 --> 00:31:37,740
Yeah. Sorry.
455
00:31:37,826 --> 00:31:39,576
Just--um...
456
00:31:39,661 --> 00:31:42,779
Look, honestly,
um, it's--it's my fault
457
00:31:42,864 --> 00:31:44,664
that they said that.
458
00:31:44,783 --> 00:31:46,699
They saw how jealous I am,
459
00:31:46,785 --> 00:31:48,785
and...you're the best.
460
00:31:48,870 --> 00:31:50,036
It's easy for you.
461
00:31:50,121 --> 00:31:52,121
- No, I study.
- Then you get it.
462
00:31:52,207 --> 00:31:53,540
I barely--
463
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:57,293
I'm terrified
I'm gonna get kicked out.
464
00:31:57,379 --> 00:31:59,345
I need this place,
465
00:31:59,464 --> 00:32:02,015
and I never had friends
or parents who under--
466
00:32:02,133 --> 00:32:05,602
Look, my parents
are useless, crazy people
467
00:32:05,687 --> 00:32:07,687
who never taught me
a drop of magic, okay?
468
00:32:07,806 --> 00:32:09,305
So, if you think that my family
469
00:32:09,391 --> 00:32:12,275
is some sort of advantage,
you've been misinformed.
470
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,027
There, is there
anything else I can do
471
00:32:14,145 --> 00:32:15,746
to make you feel better,
or are you good?
472
00:32:17,616 --> 00:32:19,649
Sorry.
I just got your email.
473
00:32:19,734 --> 00:32:21,284
Cell phone's aren't working
up here.
474
00:32:21,369 --> 00:32:24,571
- My fifth email.
- Sorry. I was working.
475
00:32:24,656 --> 00:32:26,155
You just tell me
what you meant by--
476
00:32:26,241 --> 00:32:27,373
I mean not herself.
477
00:32:27,492 --> 00:32:30,660
I mean barely talks to me,
not eating.
478
00:32:30,745 --> 00:32:32,912
She looks like a goddamn ghost.
479
00:32:32,998 --> 00:32:35,048
She's not Julia.
480
00:32:35,166 --> 00:32:36,416
Why?
What happened?
481
00:32:36,501 --> 00:32:38,751
If I knew,
would I need high and mighty
482
00:32:38,837 --> 00:32:40,553
mega-genius you back here?
483
00:32:40,672 --> 00:32:42,889
It's her birthday.
I'm sure you forgot that too.
484
00:32:43,008 --> 00:32:44,724
I'm throwing a party.
485
00:32:44,843 --> 00:32:47,227
- Okay. Party. Good.
- Oh, party?
486
00:32:47,345 --> 00:32:50,346
- Oh, we're coming.
- No, it's not--
487
00:32:50,432 --> 00:32:52,792
Yeah, you go back out there
to the great, big, boring world,
488
00:32:52,851 --> 00:32:54,734
you'll never find
your way back without us.
489
00:32:54,853 --> 00:32:56,352
Trust.
490
00:32:56,438 --> 00:32:58,187
So is it black-tie or...
491
00:33:04,863 --> 00:33:06,329
This is super risqué.
492
00:33:06,414 --> 00:33:08,364
- That's better.
- Super risqué.
493
00:33:08,450 --> 00:33:11,451
All right. Okay.
What is this?
494
00:33:11,536 --> 00:33:14,587
It is a...
"Screwnacorn."
495
00:33:14,706 --> 00:33:16,589
Q! Holy shit!
496
00:33:16,708 --> 00:33:18,758
- Back from the wars.
- Hey.
497
00:33:18,877 --> 00:33:22,595
Hey. Hey.
498
00:33:22,714 --> 00:33:24,430
- Hey.
- Hey.
499
00:33:24,549 --> 00:33:29,269
- It's really good to see you.
- You too.
500
00:33:29,387 --> 00:33:31,804
♪ We'll head into the city,
well, I guess it can't hurt ♪
501
00:33:31,890 --> 00:33:34,440
♪ Nothing's on the television
on the networks ♪
502
00:33:34,559 --> 00:33:36,442
Yeah.
503
00:33:36,561 --> 00:33:37,977
♪ Put the windows down
really tune it out ♪
504
00:33:38,063 --> 00:33:40,563
♪ There's something going on ♪
505
00:33:40,649 --> 00:33:43,032
Scotch, neat.
506
00:33:43,118 --> 00:33:46,119
Saw the balloons over there.
507
00:33:46,237 --> 00:33:48,988
Happy birthday.
508
00:33:49,074 --> 00:33:51,457
Or not.
509
00:33:51,576 --> 00:33:54,294
Yep.
So go jump off a cliff.
510
00:33:54,412 --> 00:33:55,912
Thanks.
511
00:34:18,603 --> 00:34:21,821
I need you to tell them
they were wrong about me.
512
00:34:21,940 --> 00:34:24,273
- Who?
- Brakebills.
513
00:34:24,359 --> 00:34:26,859
Say "What's Brakebills?"
And I will stab you.
514
00:34:26,945 --> 00:34:30,997
Tell them to test me again.
515
00:34:31,116 --> 00:34:34,450
- H-how did you--
- Remember?
516
00:34:34,536 --> 00:34:37,086
I don't know.
517
00:34:37,172 --> 00:34:39,122
Maybe I'm a mutant.
518
00:34:41,459 --> 00:34:43,426
Or maybe...
519
00:34:43,511 --> 00:34:45,962
I wouldn't let myself forget.
520
00:35:03,898 --> 00:35:06,366
They'll just wipe
your memory again.
521
00:35:06,484 --> 00:35:08,067
I should be there.
522
00:35:08,153 --> 00:35:09,786
What happened
to should be at Yale?
523
00:35:09,871 --> 00:35:11,454
That was before I knew
there was something else.
524
00:35:11,539 --> 00:35:14,290
Who cares about business school?
Would you?
525
00:35:14,376 --> 00:35:17,210
You have to be able
to do certain things.
526
00:35:17,328 --> 00:35:20,129
God, were you always this smug?
527
00:35:22,584 --> 00:35:24,250
Watch.
528
00:35:44,355 --> 00:35:47,690
You have no idea
how long it took me.
529
00:35:47,776 --> 00:35:49,692
To find a spell that was real.
530
00:35:51,696 --> 00:35:53,996
- Yeah, it's real.
- Yeah, because I'm a magician.
531
00:35:54,082 --> 00:35:55,782
Not necessarily.
532
00:35:55,867 --> 00:35:57,667
There's a--
there's just stuff out there.
533
00:35:57,752 --> 00:35:59,335
There's a lot of nothing spells
534
00:35:59,421 --> 00:36:01,061
that people don't even know
they're doing.
535
00:36:01,122 --> 00:36:02,505
You go online, and there's
a video of George Bush
536
00:36:02,590 --> 00:36:04,340
they keep taking down,
and he's drunk,
537
00:36:04,426 --> 00:36:06,346
and he's laughing,
he's making magic air ripples.
538
00:36:06,377 --> 00:36:08,177
And your point is?
539
00:36:08,263 --> 00:36:10,763
It doesn't mean
you have potential.
540
00:36:10,882 --> 00:36:14,016
Ouch.
541
00:36:14,102 --> 00:36:16,602
I'm sorry, but they would know.
542
00:36:16,721 --> 00:36:19,272
No, they missed it.
I know that I--
543
00:36:19,390 --> 00:36:21,808
No, you know that
you don't want to fail.
544
00:36:21,893 --> 00:36:24,227
What?
545
00:36:24,312 --> 00:36:26,112
- It's not about that.
- Are you sure, Jules?
546
00:36:26,231 --> 00:36:28,147
Because you can do
everything else.
547
00:36:32,036 --> 00:36:34,237
It's really okay
if this is not your thing.
548
00:36:38,243 --> 00:36:39,909
You're hurting yourself,
549
00:36:39,994 --> 00:36:43,246
and you're not okay.
550
00:36:43,331 --> 00:36:46,215
They cut off my life.
551
00:36:47,752 --> 00:36:49,752
Your life is here.
552
00:37:00,849 --> 00:37:03,649
- We got to go.
- How's my hair?
553
00:37:03,768 --> 00:37:05,268
Good.
554
00:37:29,010 --> 00:37:31,961
Aah!
555
00:37:49,948 --> 00:37:51,147
Hi.
556
00:38:00,959 --> 00:38:03,926
How does it feel to know that...
557
00:38:04,012 --> 00:38:05,962
I can do whatever I want to you?
558
00:38:15,807 --> 00:38:18,524
Awesome.
559
00:38:22,981 --> 00:38:24,897
I knew it.
560
00:38:24,983 --> 00:38:27,483
What the hell was that?
What--
561
00:38:27,569 --> 00:38:30,536
what are you, some kind
of crazy, psycho rapist?
562
00:38:30,655 --> 00:38:32,488
Hey, no.
563
00:38:32,574 --> 00:38:35,374
No.
I would never.
564
00:38:35,493 --> 00:38:37,660
I swear. I--
565
00:38:37,745 --> 00:38:41,247
I just needed to see
if I was right.
566
00:38:41,332 --> 00:38:43,883
Oh, you thought the school
567
00:38:44,002 --> 00:38:46,218
was the only place
to track the gift?
568
00:38:46,337 --> 00:38:50,139
We've been watching you
for quite a while now.
569
00:38:55,013 --> 00:38:57,146
Who's "we"?
570
00:39:12,780 --> 00:39:14,497
Um...
571
00:39:14,582 --> 00:39:16,749
Hello? Do you need--
572
00:39:16,868 --> 00:39:18,167
Do you need help?
573
00:39:22,540 --> 00:39:24,457
What the...?
574
00:39:37,555 --> 00:39:39,605
Funny thing about Fillory--
575
00:39:39,724 --> 00:39:41,524
you don't really decide
when to go.
576
00:39:41,609 --> 00:39:44,810
It decides...
if you deserve to.
577
00:39:44,896 --> 00:39:46,896
You haven't listened, Quentin.
578
00:39:46,981 --> 00:39:49,231
You stuck firm to that path.
579
00:39:49,317 --> 00:39:51,734
It's going to kill you.
Do you understand?
580
00:39:51,819 --> 00:39:53,152
No, I don't understand.
581
00:39:53,237 --> 00:39:55,871
Stop talking, you child.
582
00:39:57,241 --> 00:40:00,242
Look, I know you like
Brakebills.
583
00:40:00,328 --> 00:40:02,244
I know you feel
you finally belong,
584
00:40:02,330 --> 00:40:04,213
but that place isn't the point.
585
00:40:04,298 --> 00:40:05,631
You won't be there long.
586
00:40:05,750 --> 00:40:06,916
Shut up.
This is a dream,
587
00:40:07,001 --> 00:40:09,385
and you are a fictional,
English schoolgirl
588
00:40:09,470 --> 00:40:10,753
stuck in my head from a book.
589
00:40:10,838 --> 00:40:12,421
You know I'm not.
590
00:40:12,507 --> 00:40:15,224
Look, Brakebills is the first
place that feels right to me
591
00:40:15,309 --> 00:40:18,010
that is not literally
a fairy tale.
592
00:40:18,096 --> 00:40:19,929
Brakebills is a tool.
593
00:40:20,014 --> 00:40:22,148
You feel right because you're
starting toward your destiny.
594
00:40:22,266 --> 00:40:23,649
That's all.
595
00:40:23,768 --> 00:40:26,485
Quit clinging.
Start questioning.
596
00:40:26,604 --> 00:40:28,738
Seek real answers
that will help you fight!
597
00:40:28,823 --> 00:40:30,773
All right, back off.
598
00:40:34,412 --> 00:40:37,613
I know that symbol.
What is it?
599
00:40:37,699 --> 00:40:40,116
Find out, won't you?
600
00:40:57,135 --> 00:40:58,968
- Hey, uh--
- I'm late.
601
00:40:59,053 --> 00:41:00,352
You were looking for something
in the cafe the other day.
602
00:41:00,471 --> 00:41:01,971
- There was a page with a symbol.
- Go away.
603
00:41:02,056 --> 00:41:05,307
Wait.
604
00:41:05,393 --> 00:41:07,226
What does that mean?
605
00:41:08,813 --> 00:41:09,979
How did you get this?
606
00:41:11,399 --> 00:41:12,815
I'll tell you if you tell me.
607
00:41:19,991 --> 00:41:21,457
Okay, fine.
608
00:41:21,542 --> 00:41:24,710
Tonight, 10:00 p.m.,
meet me at the Admin Building.
609
00:41:24,829 --> 00:41:26,712
And bring
an Estonian-English dictionary.
610
00:41:26,831 --> 00:41:28,464
What does it mean?
611
00:41:31,169 --> 00:41:33,419
"Contact the other side."
612
00:41:33,504 --> 00:41:36,222
The other side?
What, like séance shit?
613
00:41:36,340 --> 00:41:37,620
Summoning, technically,
but, yes.
614
00:41:37,675 --> 00:41:39,091
Right.
Summoning, of course.
615
00:41:39,177 --> 00:41:40,593
Yeah, when I'm trying to
contact the dead,
616
00:41:40,678 --> 00:41:42,428
I like to summon them
whenever possible.
617
00:41:42,513 --> 00:41:43,979
Yeah, that's the plan.
618
00:41:44,065 --> 00:41:45,264
As soon as we get
the book that I need
619
00:41:45,349 --> 00:41:46,682
that apparently got
pulled off the shelves
620
00:41:46,768 --> 00:41:48,684
- two years ago.
- Pulled as in locked up?
621
00:41:48,770 --> 00:41:50,102
It's in the Dean's
private collection.
622
00:41:50,188 --> 00:41:51,789
Which means it needs
to be stolen, right?
623
00:41:51,856 --> 00:41:54,073
Okay. Uh...
624
00:41:54,192 --> 00:41:57,159
Look, I-I really--
I don't want to get kicked out.
625
00:41:57,245 --> 00:41:58,778
And I really don't want
to be the guy
626
00:41:58,863 --> 00:42:00,496
who dies in the first
ten minutes of the movie
627
00:42:00,581 --> 00:42:01,902
because he's like,
"You know what?
628
00:42:01,916 --> 00:42:03,196
"Let's take out the Ouija board.
629
00:42:03,201 --> 00:42:04,617
What could possibly
go wrong?"
630
00:42:04,702 --> 00:42:06,335
Do you want
to cheat off my labs, huh?
631
00:42:06,420 --> 00:42:07,670
Do you want a tutor?
Do you want to get straight As?
632
00:42:07,755 --> 00:42:09,371
I can do that for you.
633
00:42:09,457 --> 00:42:11,423
So just help me with this.
634
00:42:11,542 --> 00:42:12,792
Okay, for some reason,
you're involved,
635
00:42:12,877 --> 00:42:14,460
so be involved!
636
00:42:23,721 --> 00:42:28,140
♪ Couldn't give you
everything that you wanted ♪
637
00:42:30,394 --> 00:42:35,114
♪ But lately
I've been seeing things ♪
638
00:42:35,233 --> 00:42:38,534
Hey, Etude number 8--
left or right hand?
639
00:42:38,619 --> 00:42:42,371
♪ Then again the ghost of love ♪
640
00:42:42,456 --> 00:42:43,873
Yo, pacey, what's your deal?
641
00:42:43,958 --> 00:42:46,659
♪ Will never, never, never ♪
642
00:42:46,744 --> 00:42:49,795
Nothing. I--
643
00:42:49,914 --> 00:42:51,580
♪ I'm haunted ♪
644
00:42:51,666 --> 00:42:53,048
♪ I'm haunted by you ♪
645
00:42:53,134 --> 00:42:55,885
Look, hold that thought, okay?
646
00:42:55,970 --> 00:42:57,553
- I got to--
- Got to what?
647
00:42:57,638 --> 00:42:59,004
Hey, I'm all ears.
648
00:42:59,090 --> 00:43:01,340
Penny, don't be a douche.
What?
649
00:43:01,425 --> 00:43:02,758
I can--
650
00:43:02,844 --> 00:43:04,426
♪ I'm haunted by you ♪
651
00:43:04,512 --> 00:43:07,012
- Look, I hear voices.
- What, psychic?
652
00:43:07,098 --> 00:43:08,731
No, God, I hate that word.
653
00:43:08,816 --> 00:43:11,183
Okay, mind slut?
654
00:43:13,271 --> 00:43:16,522
Come on, Penny,
you're not the first I've met.
655
00:43:16,607 --> 00:43:18,858
I mean, you're not even
the first to get in my pants,
656
00:43:18,943 --> 00:43:20,492
so...
657
00:43:20,611 --> 00:43:22,661
Look, so, I got to go
somewhere, all right?
658
00:43:22,780 --> 00:43:24,530
I'm obviously coming with you.
659
00:43:34,876 --> 00:43:38,961
God.
660
00:43:39,046 --> 00:43:42,965
Great, well, that makes me feel
a whole lot less nervous.
661
00:43:44,302 --> 00:43:45,718
Nut up, will you?
662
00:43:45,803 --> 00:43:47,303
There's no such thing
as safe magic.
663
00:43:47,388 --> 00:43:48,588
You should know that, Quentin.
664
00:43:48,639 --> 00:43:50,306
Might as well take a risk.
665
00:43:50,391 --> 00:43:53,559
Great, well,
if put it like that...
666
00:43:53,644 --> 00:43:55,978
Who are we trying to contact?
It says we--we need a name.
667
00:43:56,063 --> 00:43:58,197
Charlie.
668
00:43:58,316 --> 00:44:01,283
- And who's Charlie?
- My brother.
669
00:44:01,369 --> 00:44:04,153
He died.
It'd be nice to say hi.
670
00:44:06,958 --> 00:44:09,625
What?
671
00:44:09,710 --> 00:44:12,745
- H-h-how did he die?
- Horribly, I assume...
672
00:44:12,830 --> 00:44:15,748
since no one will tell me
what happened.
673
00:44:18,970 --> 00:44:21,253
All I know is that
it happened here at Brakebills
674
00:44:21,339 --> 00:44:23,472
five years ago.
675
00:44:23,574 --> 00:44:25,591
Did you think that I came here
676
00:44:25,676 --> 00:44:28,928
because I just love magic
so much?
677
00:44:30,314 --> 00:44:32,431
No.
678
00:44:32,516 --> 00:44:35,150
I need an answer.
679
00:44:35,236 --> 00:44:36,485
He deserves that.
680
00:44:36,570 --> 00:44:38,070
So can we just concentrate?
681
00:44:38,189 --> 00:44:40,489
We need to get this done
by exactly midnight, okay? So...
682
00:44:40,574 --> 00:44:43,075
Sorry.
I mean...
683
00:44:43,194 --> 00:44:45,361
to hear that.
I mean, I--
684
00:44:45,446 --> 00:44:48,197
Shit.
No.
685
00:44:48,282 --> 00:44:50,165
What?
No, this is good.
686
00:44:50,251 --> 00:44:51,784
This is all making sense.
687
00:44:51,869 --> 00:44:53,869
Yeah. No, it is.
688
00:44:53,955 --> 00:44:56,372
It's just we can do this.
It's just we can't do this.
689
00:44:56,457 --> 00:44:58,624
We need--
690
00:45:01,462 --> 00:45:03,095
Oh.
691
00:45:03,214 --> 00:45:05,881
Hi.
692
00:45:07,184 --> 00:45:09,852
- So...
- You got to be kidding me.
693
00:45:09,937 --> 00:45:11,720
We were sent here
to help these losers?
694
00:45:11,806 --> 00:45:13,355
Sent?
695
00:45:13,441 --> 00:45:15,190
- Wait. Who sent you?
- No one!
696
00:45:15,276 --> 00:45:18,560
Look, I got that you guys need
some extra hands or something.
697
00:45:18,646 --> 00:45:22,031
Yes, I can.
Yes, I have.
698
00:45:22,116 --> 00:45:24,149
Yes, everything you think
is so boring,
699
00:45:24,235 --> 00:45:25,617
I replace it with dubstep.
700
00:45:25,736 --> 00:45:27,569
What's dubstep?
701
00:45:27,655 --> 00:45:29,655
It says we need four people.
702
00:45:29,740 --> 00:45:32,791
"Each one a Magical Adept."
703
00:45:32,910 --> 00:45:36,295
And here they are.
704
00:45:36,414 --> 00:45:37,963
Please, come sit down.
705
00:45:38,082 --> 00:45:40,049
This is perfect timing.
706
00:46:14,452 --> 00:46:16,535
Well...
707
00:46:16,620 --> 00:46:20,122
I'm hungry.
708
00:46:21,792 --> 00:46:23,792
What? I am.
709
00:46:27,798 --> 00:46:30,299
Let us know
if shit gets exciting.
710
00:46:41,896 --> 00:46:44,313
I guess I'll start cleaning up.
711
00:47:27,007 --> 00:47:28,390
A few helpful rules--
712
00:47:28,476 --> 00:47:29,808
Don't demand, ask.
713
00:47:29,927 --> 00:47:32,344
Safety first.
Be patient--
714
00:47:32,430 --> 00:47:33,846
nobody levels up
in a day--
715
00:47:33,931 --> 00:47:36,064
and don't leave
your purse lying around.
716
00:47:37,852 --> 00:47:41,069
And this what exactly?
717
00:47:41,155 --> 00:47:43,439
This is the real world, babe.
718
00:47:55,453 --> 00:47:58,454
Always pay close attention
to the alloys.
719
00:47:58,539 --> 00:48:01,039
Um, iron has a--
has a neutral quality,
720
00:48:01,125 --> 00:48:03,375
whereas silver and gold
have the effect
721
00:48:03,461 --> 00:48:07,045
of, uh, magnifying the effects
of other components of the alloy
722
00:48:07,131 --> 00:48:08,931
and I would caution you
to test for this
723
00:48:09,016 --> 00:48:11,099
each time before, uh--
before using a knife
724
00:48:11,185 --> 00:48:14,019
for, uh, ritual work
because, um--
725
00:48:14,138 --> 00:48:18,140
a spell can alter
the metal at, uh--
726
00:48:18,225 --> 00:48:20,359
at a quantum level.
727
00:48:34,124 --> 00:48:36,658
From the, uh...
728
00:48:36,744 --> 00:48:40,496
famous German poet
and, um--and wizard...
729
00:48:56,931 --> 00:48:58,597
So, for instance, um,
730
00:48:58,682 --> 00:49:00,566
this first device--
731
00:51:26,964 --> 00:51:29,331
Quentin Coldwater...
732
00:51:30,668 --> 00:51:33,635
There you are.
733
00:51:34,114 --> 00:51:37,423
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