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Hi, I'm Bonnie, and I'm an alcoholic.
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Hi, Bonnie.
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Well, there's only nine
more dating days till Christmas,
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and I'm starting to lose hope.
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I mean, how is it this package has no one
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to unwrap it on Christmas morning?
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The holidays are rough
enough without drinking.
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At this point, I'd let anyone...
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Stuff my turkey...
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put it in the oven and finish decorating.
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I mean, I haven't had a boyfriend since...
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1923.
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With the year I've had,
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with the cancer and the chemo...
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The Brazilian butt-lift.
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I mean, nothing's working.
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I still don't have a guy to wake
up with on Christmas morning.
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And it's just not the same
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having your staff watch you
open your gifts, you know?
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I mean, they say "Feliz Navidad,"
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but their hearts aren't in it.
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A little sex right now would be...
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Difficult without a ladder.
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I just, I need a guy
who can drag in a tree,
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hang lights, put together
a toy for my kid...
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Okay, and maybe...
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cuddle me by the fire at his lake house,
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tell me I'm special...
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while he slowly undresses me.
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Anyway, merry freaking Christmas.
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Now you realize if we do this,
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we are officially giving up.
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Oh, don't ruin cake, it's all I have left.
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Mmm.
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Maybe we'll all meet guys at the dance.
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For the last time, we are
not spending Christmas Eve
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at a sober dance.
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Why not? It's a sober dance.
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We're gonna remember every minute of it.
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Hey, everybody.
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- Hi.
- Hey, roomie.
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Look who's here.
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Welcome back.
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How was your church conference?
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Great.
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If I got paid by the
"amen," I'd be a rich woman.
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Ooh, we're gonna need
another fork over here pronto.
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What's been going on around here?
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Well, a lot of people are very excited
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about the holiday sober dance.
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Oh, yeah, I got your E-vite. Can you come?
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Well, I got to check my schedule.
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That's a no, Wendy.
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Did you get to any meetings in Atlanta?
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No, we were really busy.
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Well, you can jump back
in now that you're home.
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Yeah, I guess.
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This cake is really delicious.
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It's the same cake I
ordered for the sober dance.
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Oh, for God's sake, let it go.
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You know, if we're gonna have a party,
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we should have one for you.
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That's right.
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You're coming on two years sober.
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- Hey.
- Great.
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Mmm, congratulations.
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Well, actually that's something
I wanted to talk to you about.
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After a lot of soul-searching and prayer,
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I, uh, decided I'm not an alcoholic.
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You're not just saying that to
get out of the dance, are you?
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If so, I'm not an alcoholic either.
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So, first night of the conference,
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a bunch of us went out to dinner,
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and Reverend Baker ordered
a bottle of Cabernet.
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The waiter filled my
glass, and I looked at it,
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and I thought, "I think I can handle this."
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And you know what?
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I was right.
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I didn't even finish my glass.
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I did that once.
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But only because the ambulance
driver insisted I put it down.
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Here's the thing.
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Alcohol was never my problem,
drugs were my problem.
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Now, if Reverend Baker
bought us an eight ball,
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I'd still be in Atlanta
looking for my panties.
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But with wine, I'm okay.
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So let me get this straight...
You're drinking now?
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It's been a week,
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and I've had, I don't
know, maybe three glasses.
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By glasses, you mean bottles.
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By bottles, you mean cases.
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No, I mean glasses.
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I hope you're okay with it.
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You girls are my family.
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I don't want this to change anything.
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It won't.
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This is a self-diagnosed disease.
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If you don't think you have a problem,
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who are we to say you do?
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I'm gonna say it.
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I was with her at her first meeting.
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She had $10,000 worth of drugs
and a full minibar in her purse.
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But no wine.
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Bonnie, not our call.
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So we're cool?
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Once in a while, if I have a
glass of wine in front of you,
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you're all okay?
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Well, I think...
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Marjorie, what do I think?
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Regina, we love you,
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and there's no judgment here.
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Matter of fact...
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Waiter, would you bring
our friend a glass of, uh...
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Cabernet.
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Cabernet.
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Is this a trick?
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Probably, she's like a Jedi.
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Is anyone else hearing saxophone music?
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Enjoy.
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Thank you.
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You sure this is okay?
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Yes. Yes, absolutely.
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So y'all have plans for Chr...
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Just lip gloss.
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How was your run?
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Who cares?
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No man's ever gonna see me naked again.
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What do you say, after I take a shower,
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we go pick up a tree?
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I don't know.
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Maybe we should just
skip Christmas this year.
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Aw, what's wrong, Charlie Brown?
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What's the point?
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Roscoe and Violet aren't gonna be around,
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Regina's drinking again,
and I saw what you bought me.
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First of all, I saw what you bought me,
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so we're both disappointed.
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And the Regina thing is gonna be fine.
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Do you honestly think
she can drink like normal
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and nothing bad will happen?
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Absolutely not.
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She's on the bullet
train to "Booze-adelphia."
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Then why are you so calm?
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'Cause I just went through a relapse.
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First you think you can control it,
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and then you're making out with
a homeless guy in his dumpster,
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and then you're back eating
stale doughnuts at a meeting.
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Circle of life.
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Oh.
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Hey, Wendy.
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I'm sorry to call so early, but
I'm worried sick about Regina.
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See? She's upset about Regina too.
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Really? She's usually such a rock.
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My mom says hi.
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Hey, Jill, what's up?
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Hey, I can't talk loud,
Regina's in the kitchen.
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I keep hearing the blender, and
I think she's making margaritas.
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Regina's making margaritas.
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Oh, God.
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Regina's making margaritas.
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First thing in the morning?
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My bad, it's just a smoothie.
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It's just a smoothie.
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It's a smoothie.
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Oh, that sounds good. What kind?
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- What kind?
- What kind?
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- Who cares?
- Who cares?
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Strawberry.
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Oh, hang on, I'm getting another call.
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What's going on, Baxter?
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Quick Santa-related question.
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Candace and I were talking about
getting Roscoe the new Xbox,
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but we won't if you think
it might make you look bad.
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Well, actually, it will.
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Okay, we did more than talk.
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We already bought it.
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He kind of already saw it.
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And he's kind of playing with it.
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Baxter.
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I can tell him you want me to take it back,
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but that might make you look bad too.
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You think?
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- Is she upset?
- Little.
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Aw...
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Baxter, do whatever you're gonna do.
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- I've got a nightmare situation here.
- What's going on?
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A dear friend of mine has
started drinking in moderation.
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All hell is breaking loose.
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Okay, I'm back; where are we?
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Jill thinks we should have an intervention.
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Jill thinks we should have an intervention.
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- Does she know how to do one?
- Does she know how to do one?
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Do you know how to do one?
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I should, I've had 12.
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- She's had 12.
- She's had 12.
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We still need a grown-up.
I'm calling Marjorie.
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- She's calling Marjorie.
- She's calling Marjorie.
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Holiday hold music.
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Oh.
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- What's that?
- Holiday hold music.
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Oh, fun!
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I got her voice mail.
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So I thought we'd do it in
here and keep things festive.
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I don't think you quite grasp the concept.
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Interventions are supposed
to be uncomfortable.
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Oh.
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Well, then we should
have had it at your house.
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Crab puff?
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You're having a catered intervention?
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Mm-hmm, I got the same people
who did Lindsay Lohan's.
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Let's not call this an intervention.
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It's just friends telling a friend
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she might die a horrible agonizing death.
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In a festive room.
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Jill?
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Uh, second floor living room!
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Okay, here she comes.
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Should we hide?
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It's not a surprise party.
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Kind of is.
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Hey, what's with the valet parking?
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What are you guys doing here?
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Uh, Regina, maybe you should sit down.
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Okay.
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Honey, we're... concerned
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about some of the choices you're making.
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Surprise.
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Regina, I've been down this road.
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Take it from me...
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Oh, my God, you've got
to try the mushroom caps.
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Wait a minute.
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- Is this an intervention?
- Yes.
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- No.
- But yes.
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Weren't you listening to me?
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I'm doing great.
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Ever since I stopped going to meetings,
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I've had time to go to the gym,
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do volunteer work,
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and spend more time at the office,
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which has led to a pay
raise and a promotion.
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You ask me,
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I've got it more together
than any of you guys.
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Marjorie, say something.
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This wasn't my idea.
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I knew this was gonna happen.
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You just can't accept that
there might be another way.
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Come on Regina, it's only a matter of time
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before a couple drinks leads
to a line of blow and boom...
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You're showing up to your kid's PTA meeting
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in ass-less chaps and a sombrero.
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Or your version of that.
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You know what, if this is
what it's gonna be like,
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I'm out of here.
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But where you going?
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I'm moving out of this house
and getting new friends.
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We can still stay and eat, right?
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Thank you.
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Is he cute, or am I just
wearing horny goggles?
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Goggles.
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RSVPs are coming in.
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♪ There'll be lots of
guys at the sober dance. ♪
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♪ It doesn't help when you sing it. ♪
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Look who's here.
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Hey, Regina.
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Oh, my goodness!
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What a coincidence.
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No it isn't.
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Ladies?
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This is my friend Marcus Manigault-Dupree.
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Marcus?
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This is Bonnie, Wendy, Jill,
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Christy, Marjorie.
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Nice to meet you all.
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Nice to meet you.
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If you'll excuse us, we're just gonna grab
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a quick bite before we
head back to my place.
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For dessert.
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Happy holidays.
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Happy holidays.
281
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Now she has a boyfriend?
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You promised me she'd be
kissing a bum in a dumpster.
283
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But she's having afternoon sex
with Marcus Manigault-Dupree.
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Give her time. She's going down.
285
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Oh, please, the only person going down
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is Marcus Manigault-Dupree!
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Unbelievable.
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I leave this by the mailboxes
289
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to make it easy for the tenants
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to give me a holiday tip, and all I got
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was an Arby's coupon and a Polaroid
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of a penis in a Santa hat.
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- Give me that.
- No, I want to do it.
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Whee!
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Merry Christmas!
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Hey, Mom, look, it's the
people from the catalog.
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Come on in.
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I'm sorry we're early, but
it started to snow in Tahoe
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and you know there's
nothing like fresh powder.
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Oh, you don't have to tell us that.
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Merry Christmas, Mom.
302
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Aw, thank you, honey.
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I got you a perfume that's
a little less obvious.
304
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Oh, where does he get it?
305
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And these are for you and Christy.
306
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Oh, wow, how unexpected.
307
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Oh, please, don't feel bad if
you didn't get anything for us.
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We don't.
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Don't be silly, Mom.
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Of course we got them something.
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Ah...
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Here you go.
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Merry Christmas from the Plunketts.
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Arby's?
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Yes!
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Roscoe, your gifts are under the tree.
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Can I talk to you for a sec?
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Sure.
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Here you go.
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Santa didn't forget about you.
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We need to make this quick.
322
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Candace wants to hit the road.
323
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She's really got you on a short leash.
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You need to man up.
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Look at me, Christy. That ship has sailed.
326
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What's going on?
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I just want to ask your
opinion about something.
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Okay.
329
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You were around
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towards the end of my drinking.
331
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A lot of people were.
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Paramedics, county sheriff, animal control.
333
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
334
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But with the benefit of hindsight,
335
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don't you think it's possible I
was just going through a phase?
336
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A phase?
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You were on a first-name basis
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with the guy who pumped your stomach.
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Oh, yeah... Phil.
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Ironic name.
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Where's this going?
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Are you thinking of drinking again?
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Well, maybe.
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My friend's drinking again,
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and she's doing great.
346
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And look at you, you used
to smoke weed every day
347
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and now you only do it once in a while.
348
00:15:46,143 --> 00:15:48,467
Yep, just nights and weekends.
349
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That's every day, but moving on.
350
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You still put a tie on every morning,
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you sell cars, you're a great dad.
352
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You're thriving.
353
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Those are the exact words
that my pot dealer used.
354
00:16:03,690 --> 00:16:04,950
The thing is,
355
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I think I could do that, too.
356
00:16:07,526 --> 00:16:08,921
Oh, my God, no, Christy.
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When you were drinking,
your life was a tire fire.
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You'd disappear for days at a time.
359
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And then to make things
worse, you'd come home.
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I know, but I thi...
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Look.
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You can do whatever you want.
363
00:16:21,568 --> 00:16:23,846
But I'd really hate for Roscoe
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to ever see his mom drunk again.
365
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Low blow.
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Christy, maybe you haven't noticed,
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00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:35,034
but you're doing pretty great, too.
368
00:16:36,511 --> 00:16:37,547
Thanks.
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00:16:37,612 --> 00:16:38,831
Baxter?
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Short leash.
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00:16:40,147 --> 00:16:42,707
Sorry.
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00:16:54,261 --> 00:16:57,588
I just don't get why we're
apologizing to Regina.
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I mean, we tried to help her
and she told us to go to hell.
374
00:16:59,995 --> 00:17:03,263
Well, maybe we should've left her alone.
375
00:17:03,265 --> 00:17:04,798
She certainly didn't ask for help.
376
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,600
But if she ever does,
we'll be there for her.
377
00:17:07,602 --> 00:17:10,470
Hey, Ghost of Christmas
Past, give it a rest.
378
00:17:11,839 --> 00:17:13,473
Isn't it a little weird just showing up
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00:17:13,475 --> 00:17:15,375
at her new place without a gift?
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00:17:15,377 --> 00:17:17,443
Should we stop and get
her a bottle of hooch?
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I'm not stopping anywhere on Christmas Eve.
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Jill, those earrings are nice.
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00:17:24,676 --> 00:17:26,159
Thank you!
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Oh, my God!
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These are the most beautiful
earrings I've ever seen.
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00:17:32,727 --> 00:17:35,161
I picked them out.
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00:17:35,163 --> 00:17:38,174
Happy housewarming/ Merry Christmas.
388
00:17:38,504 --> 00:17:40,170
You really shouldn't have done this.
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They look so expensive.
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00:17:42,058 --> 00:17:43,627
They are.
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00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:46,939
We just wanted to say we're sorry.
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00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:50,565
We were way out of line to think
we knew what was best for you.
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Even though we do.
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00:17:52,514 --> 00:17:55,596
Ah, well, we should get going.
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00:17:56,073 --> 00:17:57,183
Christmas Eve.
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00:17:57,185 --> 00:17:59,854
You probably have plans with your fella.
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00:18:00,021 --> 00:18:02,888
Actually, Marcus is out
of town visiting his folks.
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00:18:03,323 --> 00:18:05,057
Why don't we order in Chinese food,
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00:18:05,059 --> 00:18:06,859
and watch some sappy Christmas movie?
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00:18:06,861 --> 00:18:08,409
As much good as that sounds,
401
00:18:08,434 --> 00:18:09,928
we're going to Wendy's loser dance.
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00:18:11,831 --> 00:18:13,199
Sober dance.
403
00:18:13,201 --> 00:18:14,500
That's what I said.
404
00:18:16,511 --> 00:18:18,245
You wouldn't want to...
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00:18:18,584 --> 00:18:19,712
I wouldn't.
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00:18:20,588 --> 00:18:22,862
But, hey, let's have coffee next week.
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00:18:22,887 --> 00:18:23,635
Okay.
408
00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:24,926
Merry Christmas.
409
00:18:25,088 --> 00:18:26,651
Merry Christmas.
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00:18:29,582 --> 00:18:33,221
Well, she seems like she's in a good place.
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00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:35,012
Yeah, I'm glad we did that.
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00:18:35,037 --> 00:18:36,010
Me, too.
413
00:18:36,794 --> 00:18:39,695
My ears are cold.
414
00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:38,876
This is so much worse
than I thought it would be.
415
00:19:40,357 --> 00:19:43,214
Yeah, whose genius idea was this?
416
00:19:44,598 --> 00:19:46,299
On the bright side, three different people
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00:19:46,324 --> 00:19:47,824
brought Jell-O salad.
418
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,321
One person brought three different kinds
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00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:53,544
of Jell-O salad, thank you very much.
420
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:56,591
There are no cute guys here.
421
00:19:56,849 --> 00:19:58,996
And they're ignoring us.
422
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:01,666
You know what, forget the guys.
423
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:04,235
I'm just happy to spend here
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00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,470
at Christmas Eve with people I love.
425
00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:09,740
I'll not drink to that.
426
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,142
Does anybody want to dance?
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