1 00:00:00,274 --> 00:00:01,774 transcribed by basiadora 2 00:00:01,874 --> 00:00:04,502 Mirror, mirror, what does our future hold? 3 00:00:04,602 --> 00:00:07,313 Show me what happens when our stories unfold. 4 00:00:07,413 --> 00:00:13,647 Welcome to my wicked world, wicked world 5 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:16,698 ___ 1x08 PUFFED DELICIOUSNESS 6 00:00:17,301 --> 00:00:20,919 So, I seriously have to take a class called "Remedial Goodness?" 7 00:00:21,019 --> 00:00:24,267 Yup. There's a 2-hour exam about smiling. 8 00:00:24,367 --> 00:00:27,549 - No. - Smiling's super important in Auradon. 9 00:00:27,649 --> 00:00:29,449 Let's see what you've got. 10 00:00:30,609 --> 00:00:32,606 Try less teeth. 11 00:00:33,568 --> 00:00:36,793 Better. But your eyes still look... villainy. 12 00:00:36,893 --> 00:00:38,356 Try smeyesing. 13 00:00:38,456 --> 00:00:41,020 - Smising? - It's smiling with your eyes. 14 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:42,872 Apparently, it's the thing good people do. 15 00:00:43,188 --> 00:00:45,193 Oooh, smells like lunch is ready. 16 00:00:45,293 --> 00:00:48,887 It's no crusty, barley oatmeal, like the goblins used to make 17 00:00:48,987 --> 00:00:50,576 at the Slump-It-Up back home. 18 00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:53,023 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Oh! That's Ruby. 19 00:00:53,123 --> 00:00:56,629 Rapunzel's daughter. Her hair leaves 10 minutes after she does. 20 00:00:56,729 --> 00:01:00,152 That girl has got to do something about those split ends! 21 00:01:01,881 --> 00:01:03,019 Ouch! 22 00:01:03,601 --> 00:01:06,494 Well? What are you waiting for? Dive in! 23 00:01:06,594 --> 00:01:09,286 What is all this frou-frou stuff? 24 00:01:09,386 --> 00:01:12,640 I don't wanna eat glazed this or sprinkled that. 25 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:16,245 Okay, gimme some of that puffed deliciousness! 26 00:01:17,005 --> 00:01:18,826 It's so good... 27 00:01:18,926 --> 00:01:22,798 Sorry? Oh, yeah, I can't hear you over the puffed deliciousness. 28 00:01:22,898 --> 00:01:24,950 Mhm. I wish I had more mouths. 29 00:01:25,050 --> 00:01:26,444 Hey! Friendly word of advice: 30 00:01:26,544 --> 00:01:28,436 it's not cool to steal in Auradon. 31 00:01:28,536 --> 00:01:30,996 I know! It's weird, right? 32 00:01:31,096 --> 00:01:34,551 I mean, why put it out if you don't want it stolen? 33 00:01:34,651 --> 00:01:36,125 Exactly! 34 00:01:36,225 --> 00:01:39,143 Oooh! Is that cranberry sauce? 35 00:01:40,973 --> 00:01:43,074 A fountain made of chocolate? 36 00:01:44,019 --> 00:01:45,949 Fruit shaped like little animals?! 37 00:01:46,049 --> 00:01:47,937 Oh, I could get used to this place! 38 00:01:48,671 --> 00:01:51,306 So yummy! Mhm. 39 00:01:56,692 --> 00:01:58,648 Get your own buffet table! 40 00:02:03,338 --> 00:02:05,334 Were we that bad when we first got here? 41 00:02:05,434 --> 00:02:10,056 Oh, no! We were the picture of elegance. 42 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:12,929 ___ 43 00:02:13,029 --> 00:02:15,176 ___