transcribed by basiadora
Mirror, mirror, what does our future hold?
Show me what happens when our stories unfold.
Welcome to my wicked world, wicked world
___ 1x08 PUFFED DELICIOUSNESS
So, I seriously have to take a class called "Remedial Goodness?"
Yup. There's a 2-hour exam about smiling.
- No. - Smiling's super important in Auradon.
Let's see what you've got.
Try less teeth.
Better. But your eyes still look... villainy.
Try smeyesing.
- Smising? - It's smiling with your eyes.
Apparently, it's the thing good people do.
Oooh, smells like lunch is ready.
It's no crusty, barley oatmeal, like the goblins used to make
at the Slump-It-Up back home.
- Oh, I'm sorry. - Oh! That's Ruby.
Rapunzel's daughter. Her hair leaves 10 minutes after she does.
That girl has got to do something about those split ends!
Ouch!
Well? What are you waiting for? Dive in!
What is all this frou-frou stuff?
I don't wanna eat glazed this or sprinkled that.
Okay, gimme some of that puffed deliciousness!
It's so good...
Sorry? Oh, yeah, I can't hear you over the puffed deliciousness.
Mhm. I wish I had more mouths.
Hey! Friendly word of advice:
it's not cool to steal in Auradon.
I know! It's weird, right?
I mean, why put it out if you don't want it stolen?
Exactly!
Oooh! Is that cranberry sauce?
A fountain made of chocolate?
Fruit shaped like little animals?!
Oh, I could get used to this place!
So yummy! Mhm.
Get your own buffet table!
Were we that bad when we first got here?
Oh, no! We were the picture of elegance.
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