1 00:00:02,826 --> 00:00:03,825 Hey, guys. 2 00:00:03,827 --> 00:00:05,026 - Turn around. - Turn around! 3 00:00:05,028 --> 00:00:06,695 - We're not eating here. - Not eating here! 4 00:00:06,697 --> 00:00:08,029 Okay, okay, clearly you're mad. 5 00:00:08,031 --> 00:00:09,464 You're doing that repeating thing. 6 00:00:09,466 --> 00:00:10,632 Last time I saw you this upset 7 00:00:10,634 --> 00:00:12,167 was when you found out they didn't make 8 00:00:12,169 --> 00:00:13,568 light-up sneakers in adult sizes. 9 00:00:13,570 --> 00:00:15,437 Uh, they have the technology. 10 00:00:15,439 --> 00:00:17,072 - But this is serious. - Very serious. 11 00:00:17,074 --> 00:00:18,607 We are never eating here again. 12 00:00:18,609 --> 00:00:19,608 Ever. 13 00:00:19,610 --> 00:00:20,675 This restaurant is racist. 14 00:00:20,677 --> 00:00:21,676 - Racist? - Ever? 15 00:00:21,678 --> 00:00:22,878 We were waiting to be seated, 16 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:24,546 and this group of four people, all white... 17 00:00:24,548 --> 00:00:25,680 And he's only saying that 18 00:00:25,682 --> 00:00:27,149 because it's relevant to the story... 19 00:00:27,151 --> 00:00:28,717 Show up and got seated immediately. 20 00:00:28,719 --> 00:00:30,185 Then another group of white people... 21 00:00:30,187 --> 00:00:31,987 - Also relevant. - Come in and get seated! 22 00:00:31,989 --> 00:00:33,588 When you're with us, that never happens. 23 00:00:33,590 --> 00:00:34,923 You're white. 24 00:00:34,925 --> 00:00:36,024 Which, I'm guessing is... 25 00:00:36,026 --> 00:00:37,492 Relevant to the story! 26 00:00:37,494 --> 00:00:38,727 Whoa. 27 00:00:38,729 --> 00:00:40,629 We only know of this place because of you guys. 28 00:00:40,631 --> 00:00:41,797 I mean, the owner should know 29 00:00:41,799 --> 00:00:43,331 what just happened in his restaurant. 30 00:00:43,333 --> 00:00:44,433 It is unacceptable. 31 00:00:44,435 --> 00:00:45,834 We're all part of a society! 32 00:00:45,836 --> 00:00:47,102 You're damn right, Mitchell. 33 00:00:47,104 --> 00:00:48,703 Yeah, we should just go somewhere else. 34 00:00:48,705 --> 00:00:50,806 Anywhere else. Let's get some ribs. 35 00:00:50,808 --> 00:00:52,374 I already had ribs today. Seriously? 36 00:00:52,376 --> 00:00:53,542 I'm not letting this go. 37 00:00:53,544 --> 00:00:54,743 I'm going back in there. 38 00:00:54,745 --> 00:00:56,778 Babe, babe, not when you're like this. 39 00:00:56,780 --> 00:00:59,014 If you go in there, even though you're right, 40 00:00:59,016 --> 00:01:01,016 you're just gonna look like the angry black man. 41 00:01:01,018 --> 00:01:02,818 Well, maybe it's just me, 42 00:01:02,820 --> 00:01:04,586 but racism makes me angry. 43 00:01:04,588 --> 00:01:06,221 Yeah, Russell, I am all over this. 44 00:01:06,223 --> 00:01:07,222 Yeah? 45 00:01:07,224 --> 00:01:08,323 Hell, yeah! 46 00:01:08,325 --> 00:01:09,791 This white guy is gonna make them wish 47 00:01:09,793 --> 00:01:10,992 they got the angry black guy. 48 00:01:10,994 --> 00:01:12,427 Tear 'em a new one, Mitch! 49 00:01:12,429 --> 00:01:15,464 I live to tear new ones, Angie. 50 00:01:15,466 --> 00:01:16,932 Excuse me, I'm here with my wife and... 51 00:01:16,934 --> 00:01:18,099 We'll seat you right away. 52 00:01:18,101 --> 00:01:19,768 Well, actually, there's four of us and... 53 00:01:19,770 --> 00:01:22,437 - Party of four? Done. - Stop trying to seat me! 54 00:01:22,439 --> 00:01:24,372 I have a problem; I need to speak to the owner. 55 00:01:24,374 --> 00:01:25,574 I'm the owner. Can I help you? 56 00:01:25,576 --> 00:01:26,875 Well, I don't know if you can, 57 00:01:26,877 --> 00:01:28,944 because something just happened in your restaurant 58 00:01:28,946 --> 00:01:30,345 that is completely unacceptable! 59 00:01:30,347 --> 00:01:31,880 Okay, sir, there's not need to yell... 60 00:01:31,882 --> 00:01:32,914 And yet, there is! 61 00:01:32,916 --> 00:01:34,316 Oh, I'm sorry, are you worried that 62 00:01:34,318 --> 00:01:35,484 everyone is going to hear me? 63 00:01:35,486 --> 00:01:36,485 Because you know what? 64 00:01:36,487 --> 00:01:37,786 Everyone should hear. 65 00:01:37,788 --> 00:01:39,521 Where do you get off... 66 00:01:42,726 --> 00:01:44,860 Making the most delicious 67 00:01:44,862 --> 00:01:47,295 fish tacos I've ever tasted? 68 00:01:47,297 --> 00:01:49,097 You, sir, are an artist. 69 00:01:49,099 --> 00:01:51,233 You paint with fish. 70 00:01:51,235 --> 00:01:52,601 You are a Picasso! 71 00:01:52,603 --> 00:01:54,336 Or that Mexican artist that escapes me, 72 00:01:54,338 --> 00:01:55,370 the unibrow lady? 73 00:01:55,372 --> 00:01:56,371 Evita? 74 00:01:56,373 --> 00:01:57,506 Get him, Mitch! 75 00:01:57,508 --> 00:01:58,707 Look at him go! 76 00:01:58,709 --> 00:02:01,276 Yeah, I could do ribs again. 77 00:02:01,278 --> 00:02:03,111 And you've done the impossible. 78 00:02:03,113 --> 00:02:04,746 You've turned me on to flan! 79 00:02:04,748 --> 00:02:06,915 Is it "flan" or "flon"? 80 00:02:06,917 --> 00:02:08,517 Either way, I love it! 81 00:02:08,519 --> 00:02:09,518 We all love flan. 82 00:02:10,721 --> 00:02:12,287 Are they applauding? 83 00:02:12,289 --> 00:02:13,555 He's killing it. 84 00:02:13,557 --> 00:02:16,157 Is the guy giving him flan? 85 00:02:16,159 --> 00:02:17,459 I'm not eating guilt flan. 86 00:02:17,461 --> 00:02:19,694 More for me. 87 00:02:19,696 --> 00:02:21,563 Oh, my God, you won't believe what happened. 88 00:02:21,565 --> 00:02:22,664 It was incredible. 89 00:02:22,666 --> 00:02:23,899 Baby, you were amazing. 90 00:02:23,901 --> 00:02:25,767 I mean, we couldn't hear it, but... 91 00:02:25,769 --> 00:02:26,868 we could see it. 92 00:02:26,870 --> 00:02:29,271 Yeah, the way you stood up to that guy. 93 00:02:29,273 --> 00:02:30,372 - Oh. - Oh, no... 94 00:02:30,374 --> 00:02:31,606 Oh, and how about the way he got 95 00:02:31,608 --> 00:02:33,108 right up in that man's face? 96 00:02:33,110 --> 00:02:34,910 That dude got Mitch-slapped. 97 00:02:34,912 --> 00:02:36,344 And because of what you just did, 98 00:02:36,346 --> 00:02:38,513 this black man is about to give you a white boy hug. 99 00:02:38,515 --> 00:02:40,382 Wait, but... 100 00:02:40,384 --> 00:02:42,784 Really? 101 00:02:42,786 --> 00:02:44,085 Thank you. 102 00:02:48,325 --> 00:02:49,658 Seriously. 103 00:02:49,660 --> 00:02:52,127 Yeah, you... 104 00:02:52,129 --> 00:02:55,063 Are welcome. 105 00:02:55,065 --> 00:02:56,231 Let's get the hell out of here 106 00:02:56,233 --> 00:02:58,633 before I do something I regret. 107 00:02:58,635 --> 00:03:00,902 - Oh, wait, I need a spoon. - No, no. 108 00:03:10,173 --> 00:03:13,810 Synced and Corrected by Nsiko www.Addic7ed.com 109 00:03:14,851 --> 00:03:17,919 Sadie's finally down, thanks to Dr. Seuss. 110 00:03:17,921 --> 00:03:19,721 I'm gonna say something controversial here. 111 00:03:19,723 --> 00:03:20,889 Cat in the Hat? 112 00:03:20,891 --> 00:03:22,891 Kind of a dick. 113 00:03:22,893 --> 00:03:25,360 You know, those kids, why do... 114 00:03:25,362 --> 00:03:27,662 Hello. 115 00:03:27,664 --> 00:03:29,197 I thought you didn't like that outfit? 116 00:03:29,199 --> 00:03:30,398 You said it stuck your lotion. 117 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:31,933 I don't plan on being in it long. 118 00:03:31,935 --> 00:03:34,235 Okay. 119 00:03:34,237 --> 00:03:35,370 Because you deserve it. 120 00:03:35,372 --> 00:03:36,805 Yeah. 121 00:03:36,807 --> 00:03:38,940 Yeah, I deserve it. 122 00:03:38,942 --> 00:03:40,675 Why do I deserve it? 123 00:03:40,677 --> 00:03:44,579 For what you did at the taco place. 124 00:03:44,581 --> 00:03:45,914 But I also deserve it 125 00:03:45,916 --> 00:03:48,783 for all those other times I stood up for social injustice, right? 126 00:03:48,785 --> 00:03:50,285 No, those times were annoying. 127 00:03:50,287 --> 00:03:52,387 Like, annoying that gets you hot kind of way? 128 00:03:52,389 --> 00:03:53,788 No. 129 00:03:53,790 --> 00:03:57,125 Look, I know I'm always getting on you for making a scene 130 00:03:57,127 --> 00:03:59,127 and taking on the world's problems... 131 00:03:59,129 --> 00:04:01,262 Wow, the world does have problems. 132 00:04:01,264 --> 00:04:05,467 Climate change, Iraq, trans fat... 133 00:04:05,469 --> 00:04:07,068 Read your packaging, America. 134 00:04:07,070 --> 00:04:10,905 Seeing you today take a stand just got me so... 135 00:04:10,907 --> 00:04:12,007 unbelievably turned on. 136 00:04:12,009 --> 00:04:14,075 - They're not racists. - No, they're not. 137 00:04:14,077 --> 00:04:16,945 The restaurant, it's not racist. 138 00:04:16,947 --> 00:04:18,146 There was a sign! 139 00:04:18,148 --> 00:04:20,949 "Entire party must be present to be seated." 140 00:04:20,951 --> 00:04:22,217 Not a race thing. 141 00:04:22,219 --> 00:04:24,219 Just a sensible policy that rewards punctuality. 142 00:04:24,221 --> 00:04:25,553 Then why did yell at him? 143 00:04:25,555 --> 00:04:26,621 I didn't. 144 00:04:26,623 --> 00:04:27,722 It just looked at that way. 145 00:04:27,724 --> 00:04:29,024 And I was gonna tell you... 146 00:04:29,026 --> 00:04:31,059 - But then you didn't. - But then I didn't. 147 00:04:31,061 --> 00:04:32,761 It was just Russell, the way he looked at me, 148 00:04:32,763 --> 00:04:34,029 all those nice things he said... 149 00:04:34,031 --> 00:04:35,296 About the thing you didn't do! 150 00:04:35,298 --> 00:04:36,765 Oh, it felt good to be complimented. 151 00:04:36,767 --> 00:04:37,766 On things you didn't do! 152 00:04:37,768 --> 00:04:39,100 - I know! - You're crazy. 153 00:04:39,102 --> 00:04:40,502 - I know! - You have to tell Russell. 154 00:04:40,504 --> 00:04:42,270 Of course I have to tell Russell. 155 00:04:42,272 --> 00:04:44,472 Or I could just text him. He's really big on texting. 156 00:04:44,474 --> 00:04:46,107 - In person. - Okay. 157 00:04:46,109 --> 00:04:50,612 Okay, I will tell Russell tomorrow. 158 00:04:50,614 --> 00:04:52,547 Well, I guess I killed the mood for sex. 159 00:04:52,549 --> 00:04:54,749 Are you kidding? This train doesn't go in reverse. 160 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,554 Whoo, look who made it to carpool on time. 161 00:04:59,556 --> 00:05:01,423 I know it's my turn, but I need you to drive. 162 00:05:01,425 --> 00:05:02,791 I still need to do my hair. 163 00:05:02,793 --> 00:05:04,459 Finish my makeup, eat breakfast. 164 00:05:04,461 --> 00:05:06,027 - Floss. - One second. 165 00:05:06,029 --> 00:05:08,963 Hey, Gloria, this is Tracy Cooper, Sadie's mom. 166 00:05:08,965 --> 00:05:10,365 I got your message. 167 00:05:10,367 --> 00:05:11,700 Thanks for looking out for Sadie. 168 00:05:11,702 --> 00:05:13,702 Mitch and I will be there at 10:40 169 00:05:13,704 --> 00:05:15,537 Ange, we're gonna have to drive separately. 170 00:05:15,539 --> 00:05:17,439 Apparently, Sadie's being bullied at school. 171 00:05:17,441 --> 00:05:20,942 Who's bullying Sadie? I will end them. 172 00:05:20,944 --> 00:05:22,177 Angie, I appreciate you being 173 00:05:22,179 --> 00:05:23,745 protective of my daughter. 174 00:05:23,747 --> 00:05:25,447 Listen to me, Tracy. 175 00:05:25,449 --> 00:05:27,048 Bullying is no joke. 176 00:05:27,050 --> 00:05:28,550 I'm serious. 177 00:05:28,552 --> 00:05:32,287 It can leave scars. 178 00:05:32,289 --> 00:05:34,456 By any chance, were you bullied as a child? 179 00:05:34,458 --> 00:05:37,225 As a matter of fact, yes. 180 00:05:37,227 --> 00:05:38,760 And also a little bit in college. 181 00:05:38,762 --> 00:05:41,362 But it started in middle school. 182 00:05:41,364 --> 00:05:43,565 Tabitha Thompson... 183 00:05:43,567 --> 00:05:47,001 She was a bee-otch with a backpack. 184 00:05:47,003 --> 00:05:49,370 Must have been tough. 185 00:05:49,372 --> 00:05:51,673 - We should get going... - There was this one time, 186 00:05:51,675 --> 00:05:54,242 during a debate competition in front of the whole school, 187 00:05:54,244 --> 00:05:55,410 I was all worked up, 188 00:05:55,412 --> 00:05:57,979 and when I get emotional, my body reacts. 189 00:05:57,981 --> 00:06:01,783 And I got up to the mic, opened my mouth... 190 00:06:01,785 --> 00:06:03,785 - and I threw up. - Ew. 191 00:06:03,787 --> 00:06:04,953 In the end, I won the debate... 192 00:06:04,955 --> 00:06:08,289 Turns out they don't deduct for that, but nobody remembers that part, 193 00:06:08,291 --> 00:06:09,858 because that's when Tabitha Thompson 194 00:06:09,860 --> 00:06:11,726 gave me a nickname: 195 00:06:11,728 --> 00:06:13,461 "Chunks." 196 00:06:14,731 --> 00:06:17,165 Okay, well, joke's on them, right? Because you're over it. 197 00:06:17,167 --> 00:06:19,300 Look, you are a successful doctor. 198 00:06:19,302 --> 00:06:23,638 You have an amazing man who loves you very, very much. 199 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:25,573 They called me Chunks. 200 00:06:28,845 --> 00:06:30,678 - Hey, Russell. - Hey, 'sup, Mitch? 201 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:32,881 Hey, I need to talk to you about something. 202 00:06:35,385 --> 00:06:36,851 You're probably gonna laugh at this. 203 00:06:36,853 --> 00:06:38,453 I know I am already... 204 00:06:38,455 --> 00:06:40,522 Oh, oh! There he is! 205 00:06:40,524 --> 00:06:42,757 - 'Sup, Mitch? - Nick, Hudson. 206 00:06:42,759 --> 00:06:44,692 Heard about what you did down at the taco place. 207 00:06:44,694 --> 00:06:46,427 - Stuck it to the man. - Mm-hmm. 208 00:06:46,429 --> 00:06:49,464 Look at this, these guys actually like you now. 209 00:06:49,466 --> 00:06:51,633 Yeah. 210 00:06:51,635 --> 00:06:53,334 You guys didn't like me? 211 00:06:53,336 --> 00:06:54,469 You know what we should do? 212 00:06:54,471 --> 00:06:56,971 - We should take this to Black Twitter. - Yes! 213 00:06:56,973 --> 00:06:59,407 Little confession. Still not sure I know the difference 214 00:06:59,409 --> 00:07:01,743 - between Twitter and Black Twitter. - It's like the difference 215 00:07:01,745 --> 00:07:04,279 between a barber shop and a black barber shop. 216 00:07:04,281 --> 00:07:05,880 Uh-huh, uh-huh. 217 00:07:05,882 --> 00:07:06,948 Another little confession... 218 00:07:06,950 --> 00:07:08,283 Black Twitter is pretty much like 219 00:07:08,285 --> 00:07:11,920 an informal forum for millions of black Americans 220 00:07:11,922 --> 00:07:14,889 to discuss issues that interest them... 221 00:07:14,891 --> 00:07:16,958 mostly Drake-based. 222 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:18,493 I wish there was a White Twitter. 223 00:07:18,495 --> 00:07:19,561 There is. 224 00:07:19,563 --> 00:07:21,663 It's called Twitter. 225 00:07:21,665 --> 00:07:23,031 Guys, listen, I'm serious. 226 00:07:23,033 --> 00:07:25,867 Couple of tweets, we can take this taco bastard down. 227 00:07:25,869 --> 00:07:27,802 Oh, I'm not sure that that's something... 228 00:07:27,804 --> 00:07:29,037 Remember that white lady that tried to make 229 00:07:29,039 --> 00:07:31,039 a joke about AIDS before her trip to Africa? 230 00:07:31,041 --> 00:07:32,574 By the time she landed, 231 00:07:32,576 --> 00:07:34,742 Black Twitter had destroyed her career. 232 00:07:34,744 --> 00:07:37,145 It was hilarious. 233 00:07:37,147 --> 00:07:38,513 Man, we're gonna fry this guy 234 00:07:38,515 --> 00:07:40,281 worse than the fish in his tacos. 235 00:07:40,283 --> 00:07:41,649 No, no, no, no, no, no! 236 00:07:41,651 --> 00:07:42,817 I mean... 237 00:07:42,819 --> 00:07:46,187 Guys, when I exchanged words with the owner, 238 00:07:46,189 --> 00:07:47,822 he seemed very apologetic. 239 00:07:47,824 --> 00:07:50,658 So we should give him an opportunity to mend his ways. 240 00:07:50,660 --> 00:07:53,494 You know, #forgiveness. 241 00:07:53,496 --> 00:07:55,530 Look at this man here... 242 00:07:55,532 --> 00:07:58,366 Bravery, humility, mercy. 243 00:07:58,368 --> 00:07:59,901 Ooh, I'm about to tweet that. 244 00:07:59,903 --> 00:08:00,969 No, no, seriously, 245 00:08:00,971 --> 00:08:02,570 phones down, phones down. 246 00:08:02,572 --> 00:08:04,105 - Okay? Okay. - Yeah. Yeah. 247 00:08:04,107 --> 00:08:05,206 So, uh, Mitch, 248 00:08:05,208 --> 00:08:06,975 what is it that you wanted to tell me? 249 00:08:11,348 --> 00:08:14,582 I think we covered a lot of it just now, so... 250 00:08:14,584 --> 00:08:16,684 I'm gonna go home and log onto Black Twitter. 251 00:08:16,686 --> 00:08:19,087 - Mitch, you don't actually... - No, no, no, don't tell him. 252 00:08:19,089 --> 00:08:23,191 It is gonna be fun to hear what he does. 253 00:08:23,193 --> 00:08:24,492 Okay. 254 00:08:25,795 --> 00:08:27,061 Oh, and another thing, Linda, 255 00:08:27,063 --> 00:08:28,897 when you're taking notes on conference calls, 256 00:08:28,899 --> 00:08:30,331 I can hear you breathing. 257 00:08:30,333 --> 00:08:31,332 I'm sorry. 258 00:08:31,334 --> 00:08:32,634 I've always been a wheezer. 259 00:08:32,636 --> 00:08:34,435 I was born premature. 260 00:08:37,574 --> 00:08:40,008 So what happened with Sadie? 261 00:08:40,010 --> 00:08:41,109 Did you confront the bully? 262 00:08:41,111 --> 00:08:43,111 Ooh, what did Mitch do? 263 00:08:43,113 --> 00:08:44,445 Well... 264 00:08:44,447 --> 00:08:46,180 At Sunny Days, we believe 265 00:08:46,182 --> 00:08:47,916 that communication is a tree, 266 00:08:47,918 --> 00:08:49,784 and the fruit of that tree is trust... 267 00:08:49,786 --> 00:08:50,852 Yeah, yeah, yeah, water the tree... 268 00:08:50,854 --> 00:08:51,853 Just tell me the name of the bully! 269 00:08:51,855 --> 00:08:53,288 Easy, easy. 270 00:08:53,290 --> 00:08:55,056 It's that boy who spits when he talks, isn't it? 271 00:08:55,058 --> 00:08:56,591 That kid is nothing but trouble. 272 00:08:56,593 --> 00:08:58,426 No, it's not Daniel. 273 00:08:58,428 --> 00:08:59,861 Who, by the way, is being treated 274 00:08:59,863 --> 00:09:02,263 for an overactive salivary gland. 275 00:09:02,265 --> 00:09:04,465 Well, I hope whoever this bully is, 276 00:09:04,467 --> 00:09:06,167 you are talking to the kid's mother. 277 00:09:06,169 --> 00:09:10,104 I am talking to her right now. 278 00:09:10,106 --> 00:09:12,040 Oh. 279 00:09:12,042 --> 00:09:13,908 She means you. 280 00:09:17,572 --> 00:09:19,921 Your daughter is a bully. What are you gonna do about it? 281 00:09:19,922 --> 00:09:21,343 I don't know! 282 00:09:21,344 --> 00:09:23,043 Poor Sadie. 283 00:09:23,045 --> 00:09:24,345 What do you mean, "Poor Sadie?" 284 00:09:24,347 --> 00:09:26,647 Don't you mean, "Poor kid who isn't Sadie"? 285 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:29,149 If you think about it, they're both kind of victims here. 286 00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:30,751 Actually, they're not. 287 00:09:30,753 --> 00:09:32,419 "Bully" and "victim" are opposites. 288 00:09:32,421 --> 00:09:34,255 Just like "stick" and "piñata." 289 00:09:34,257 --> 00:09:36,223 Okay, it's just a phase, all right? 290 00:09:36,225 --> 00:09:38,893 There's nothing wrong with a girl having a strong personality. 291 00:09:38,895 --> 00:09:40,294 I have a strong personality. 292 00:09:40,296 --> 00:09:41,862 Yes, you do. 293 00:09:41,864 --> 00:09:42,863 Jeez. 294 00:09:42,865 --> 00:09:44,031 Wait and minute, 295 00:09:44,033 --> 00:09:46,156 you're not just talking about Sadie, are you? 296 00:09:46,521 --> 00:09:47,552 What do you mean? 297 00:09:48,122 --> 00:09:50,156 You were a bully. 298 00:09:50,158 --> 00:09:51,891 You were one of them... a mean girl. 299 00:09:51,893 --> 00:09:53,526 I was not a mean girl. 300 00:09:53,528 --> 00:09:55,361 I was just... 301 00:09:55,363 --> 00:09:57,330 popular. 302 00:09:57,332 --> 00:09:59,065 The 4:00 call is being pushed to... 303 00:09:59,067 --> 00:10:01,634 I know. I pushed it! 304 00:10:01,636 --> 00:10:03,769 - Wow. - I know, right? 305 00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:09,809 What are you doing? 306 00:10:09,811 --> 00:10:12,645 We can't be seen with those tacos... get 'em out of here! 307 00:10:12,647 --> 00:10:14,280 Why? This place isn't racist. 308 00:10:14,282 --> 00:10:15,581 But Russell still thinks it is. 309 00:10:15,583 --> 00:10:16,849 You didn't tell him? 310 00:10:16,851 --> 00:10:18,584 - It's very complicated. - It really isn't. 311 00:10:18,586 --> 00:10:21,187 I wanted to tell him, but there's just never been the right time. 312 00:10:21,189 --> 00:10:22,788 Hey, hey, Mitch. 313 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:23,956 Damn it, it's Russell! 314 00:10:23,958 --> 00:10:25,324 What "damn it"? 315 00:10:25,326 --> 00:10:27,026 He's here; that's good; you can tell him. 316 00:10:27,028 --> 00:10:28,327 Not while our place smells like 317 00:10:28,329 --> 00:10:31,530 what I'm guessing are four fish and two shrimp tacos. 318 00:10:36,304 --> 00:10:37,303 - Russell. - Hey. 319 00:10:37,305 --> 00:10:38,504 Hey, are you and Tracy hungry? 320 00:10:38,506 --> 00:10:40,873 - No, absolutely not. - Ah, you're not. 321 00:10:40,875 --> 00:10:42,808 Okay, 'cause Angie was picking up Chinese food... 322 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,009 Chinese food, yes! 323 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:45,978 - Love it, let's go. - What about Tracy? 324 00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:46,979 Tracy. 325 00:10:46,981 --> 00:10:48,547 Trace? No? 326 00:10:48,549 --> 00:10:49,818 Okay, let's go. 327 00:10:51,853 --> 00:10:53,152 So listen, I need to talk to you 328 00:10:53,154 --> 00:10:55,321 about the restaurant, and please don't interrupt me... 329 00:10:55,323 --> 00:10:58,457 Shut up! 330 00:10:58,459 --> 00:11:00,226 - Don't go in there. - Why not? 331 00:11:00,228 --> 00:11:02,628 Uh, 'cause Angie is feeling freaky. 332 00:11:02,630 --> 00:11:03,796 Really? 333 00:11:03,798 --> 00:11:04,864 Yeah, yeah, she got her ski mask out. 334 00:11:04,866 --> 00:11:06,265 That means she wants to do our whole 335 00:11:06,267 --> 00:11:07,299 home invasion role-play. 336 00:11:07,301 --> 00:11:09,001 Wow, wow. Okay, but before all that... 337 00:11:09,003 --> 00:11:10,436 Wait... w... I don't have time for this. 338 00:11:10,438 --> 00:11:12,204 She put the mask on; she tripped the alarm. 339 00:11:12,206 --> 00:11:14,473 Man, the cops gonna be here in eight minutes. 340 00:11:14,475 --> 00:11:16,442 Wait, she's the burglar? 341 00:11:16,444 --> 00:11:18,310 The less you know about this, the better. 342 00:11:21,282 --> 00:11:23,082 Put those down! 343 00:11:23,084 --> 00:11:24,750 Those tacos are racist! 344 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:26,519 Turns out, they're not. 345 00:11:26,521 --> 00:11:27,720 Here's a funny story, 346 00:11:27,722 --> 00:11:29,588 I went to go pick up the Chinese food, 347 00:11:29,590 --> 00:11:31,924 but you know how parking is always such a mess there. 348 00:11:31,926 --> 00:11:34,493 - No, it's not. - Well, today it was. 349 00:11:34,495 --> 00:11:37,830 So I ended up parking at the fish taco place. 350 00:11:37,832 --> 00:11:40,599 It's, like, six blocka away. Now, parking there is a nightmare. 351 00:11:40,601 --> 00:11:43,135 Not if you valet. 352 00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:46,605 Anyway, one thing led to another, and... 353 00:12:02,490 --> 00:12:03,522 Hold up. 354 00:12:03,524 --> 00:12:05,357 You know they're not racist now, 355 00:12:05,359 --> 00:12:08,260 but when you took your first bite, they still were. 356 00:12:08,262 --> 00:12:09,595 No, no. 357 00:12:09,597 --> 00:12:12,331 No, I just... 358 00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:14,133 All right, I cracked! 359 00:12:14,135 --> 00:12:15,501 Is that what you want to hear? 360 00:12:15,503 --> 00:12:18,971 - I cracked like... - A cheap taco shell! 361 00:12:18,973 --> 00:12:22,107 In the face of racism, my wife cracked. 362 00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:23,642 Rosa Parks would've cracked! 363 00:12:23,644 --> 00:12:25,044 If there'd been a bag of these tacos 364 00:12:25,046 --> 00:12:26,879 on the back of that bus, she would have been singing 365 00:12:26,881 --> 00:12:29,849 "We Shall Overcome" with a mouth full of taco. 366 00:12:29,851 --> 00:12:30,850 Oh, man. 367 00:12:30,852 --> 00:12:33,018 - Do you know what this means? - The tacos aren't racist. 368 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,019 Dig in, I got you... 369 00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:35,087 Well, I guess just this one. 370 00:12:35,089 --> 00:12:36,655 You want to split it? 371 00:12:36,657 --> 00:12:37,990 If the tacos aren't racist, 372 00:12:37,992 --> 00:12:40,993 that means my best friend accused an innocent man. 373 00:12:40,995 --> 00:12:43,028 Last call. 374 00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:50,069 - I'm not gonna! - Yes, you are. 375 00:12:50,071 --> 00:12:51,504 You're gonna apologize to Jordan 376 00:12:51,506 --> 00:12:52,772 first thing Monday morning. 377 00:12:56,477 --> 00:12:58,344 I know she did not just roll her eyes. 378 00:12:58,346 --> 00:13:00,679 Did she just roll her eyes? 379 00:13:00,681 --> 00:13:01,947 You know, Tracy, 380 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,049 bullying is a learned behavior. 381 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,084 Okay? 382 00:13:05,086 --> 00:13:07,586 And it starts with the example you set. 383 00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:11,056 Did you just roll your eyes? 384 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:13,392 No, because I'm not a bully. 385 00:13:13,394 --> 00:13:15,995 Oh, you don't even know when you're doing it, do you? 386 00:13:15,997 --> 00:13:17,696 Think about Linda. 387 00:13:17,698 --> 00:13:21,033 You treat her without any care or respect. 388 00:13:21,035 --> 00:13:22,268 Who's Linda? 389 00:13:22,270 --> 00:13:24,670 My assistant, Linda? 390 00:13:24,672 --> 00:13:25,805 You're crazy. 391 00:13:25,807 --> 00:13:27,306 Sadie's never even seen us together. 392 00:13:27,308 --> 00:13:28,374 Really? 393 00:13:28,376 --> 00:13:29,508 Well, how about Sadie's birthday party? 394 00:13:30,511 --> 00:13:32,511 So we need root beer? 395 00:13:32,513 --> 00:13:33,646 For root beer floats? 396 00:13:33,648 --> 00:13:35,648 Yes, Linda, I need root beer! 397 00:13:35,650 --> 00:13:37,116 Now! 398 00:13:37,118 --> 00:13:39,318 Oppression wore a party hat that day. 399 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:40,386 Oh, my God. 400 00:13:40,388 --> 00:13:41,921 I've polluted my daughter. 401 00:13:41,923 --> 00:13:44,723 Well, you're on top of things with Sadie. 402 00:13:44,725 --> 00:13:47,393 Now all you need to do is apologize to Linda. 403 00:13:47,395 --> 00:13:48,394 What? 404 00:13:48,396 --> 00:13:49,795 Listen, as someone who has been on 405 00:13:49,797 --> 00:13:51,797 the other side of the bullying thing, 406 00:13:51,799 --> 00:13:55,468 I would imagine an apology would be appreciated. 407 00:13:55,470 --> 00:13:57,236 You never got one from Tabitha Thompson. 408 00:13:57,238 --> 00:13:58,304 Nope. 409 00:13:58,306 --> 00:14:00,072 Diabetes took her last year. 410 00:14:00,074 --> 00:14:01,474 She wins again. 411 00:14:04,145 --> 00:14:05,778 Hey, hey, good call. 412 00:14:05,780 --> 00:14:07,480 It'll be fun for us to squeeze in a workout. 413 00:14:07,482 --> 00:14:08,714 - Yeah. - Yeah. 414 00:14:08,716 --> 00:14:11,217 Which... which, by the way, you don't need. 415 00:14:11,219 --> 00:14:12,718 You, sir, look great. 416 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,687 Well, you, sir, look great. 417 00:14:15,857 --> 00:14:16,856 Thanks. 418 00:14:16,858 --> 00:14:17,857 I wasn't fishing. 419 00:14:17,859 --> 00:14:20,159 All right, maybe I was. 420 00:14:20,161 --> 00:14:21,594 I just thought it was good for us 421 00:14:21,596 --> 00:14:24,363 to have some time, just you and me. 422 00:14:24,365 --> 00:14:25,965 Yeah, yeah. 423 00:14:25,967 --> 00:14:28,934 - 'Cause we should talk... - Totally. 424 00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,669 - Listen... - The tacos aren't racist. 425 00:14:30,671 --> 00:14:32,872 - What? - The tacos aren't racist. 426 00:14:32,874 --> 00:14:34,373 Neither is the guy. 427 00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:35,374 I know it's a shocker! 428 00:14:35,376 --> 00:14:36,575 And the worst part is, 429 00:14:36,577 --> 00:14:38,177 you accused an innocent man of racism. 430 00:14:38,179 --> 00:14:39,712 Wait, wait, did you talk to the owner? 431 00:14:39,714 --> 00:14:41,747 No, no, I haven't. I haven't. But you know what? 432 00:14:41,749 --> 00:14:43,315 We should... we should do that right now. 433 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:44,984 - Right now? - Yeah, let's clear the air. 434 00:14:44,986 --> 00:14:47,119 No, no, I don't think we should. 435 00:14:47,121 --> 00:14:48,721 Mitch, I get it. It's gonna be awkward. 436 00:14:48,723 --> 00:14:50,189 You have no idea. 437 00:14:51,859 --> 00:14:54,126 Okay, first of all, 438 00:14:54,128 --> 00:14:55,261 I want to thank both of you 439 00:14:55,263 --> 00:14:57,429 for coming in on such short notice. 440 00:14:57,431 --> 00:15:00,866 Please enjoy a taco. 441 00:15:00,868 --> 00:15:03,369 No? Okay. 442 00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:07,039 Thanks, Linda, for coming in on a Saturday. 443 00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:08,073 No problem. 444 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:11,577 I was able to reschedule the procedure. 445 00:15:11,579 --> 00:15:13,145 Okay, well, I just wanted to 446 00:15:13,147 --> 00:15:14,880 talk about our working relationship, 447 00:15:14,882 --> 00:15:18,517 which, I understand, can be a little... 448 00:15:18,519 --> 00:15:19,552 stressful. 449 00:15:19,554 --> 00:15:20,553 I like stress. 450 00:15:20,555 --> 00:15:21,787 And I like my job. 451 00:15:21,789 --> 00:15:23,389 I don't want to do anything to jeopardize 452 00:15:23,391 --> 00:15:26,258 my job or my stress level. 453 00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:27,560 We all agree 454 00:15:27,562 --> 00:15:29,061 no one likes to be pushed around. 455 00:15:29,063 --> 00:15:31,597 So it's important to clear the air. 456 00:15:31,599 --> 00:15:33,766 Tracy bullies you, doesn't she? 457 00:15:33,768 --> 00:15:35,768 Tracy, my direct supervisor? 458 00:15:36,771 --> 00:15:38,337 No! 459 00:15:38,339 --> 00:15:41,340 I appreciate being told what to do every day. 460 00:15:41,342 --> 00:15:43,042 - See? - Oh, come off it. 461 00:15:43,044 --> 00:15:44,276 It's painful. 462 00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:47,413 It's a hurt you live with 24/7. 463 00:15:47,415 --> 00:15:48,581 You're a bully, Tracy. 464 00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:49,815 Admit it. 465 00:15:49,817 --> 00:15:51,617 I lean towards bossy. 466 00:15:51,619 --> 00:15:54,053 And I want to thank you for pushing me toward excellence. 467 00:15:54,055 --> 00:15:55,487 Oh, stop that! 468 00:15:55,489 --> 00:15:56,922 Bitch, Tracy drives you crazy. 469 00:15:56,924 --> 00:15:57,923 Tell her how you feel! 470 00:15:57,925 --> 00:15:58,991 Oh, my God. 471 00:15:58,993 --> 00:16:00,960 You're just using Linda as your puppet! 472 00:16:00,962 --> 00:16:02,061 I like being a puppet. 473 00:16:02,063 --> 00:16:03,195 Grow a pair, girl! 474 00:16:03,197 --> 00:16:04,363 Tell her what you think. 475 00:16:04,365 --> 00:16:05,798 I don't... 476 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,300 - I just... - Say it! 477 00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:12,738 Sometimes Tracy could be a little more, um... 478 00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:14,006 not awful? 479 00:16:14,008 --> 00:16:16,809 To her face! 480 00:16:16,811 --> 00:16:18,711 Sometimes you could be a little more not awful! 481 00:16:18,713 --> 00:16:20,613 Yes! 482 00:16:20,615 --> 00:16:23,148 God, that feels good! 483 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,817 Mm. 484 00:16:25,953 --> 00:16:29,455 I mean, doesn't that feel good, Linda? 485 00:16:29,457 --> 00:16:32,257 Tracy, your response? 486 00:16:35,863 --> 00:16:37,863 I just want to say to you 487 00:16:37,865 --> 00:16:41,166 and to you, on behalf of myself 488 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:45,204 and Tabitha Thompson, rest her soul... 489 00:16:45,206 --> 00:16:46,572 I'm sorry. 490 00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:49,975 Angie? 491 00:16:51,812 --> 00:16:53,579 Oh, God. 492 00:17:02,156 --> 00:17:03,155 So you'll clean that up? 493 00:17:03,157 --> 00:17:04,223 - Of course. - Great. 494 00:17:06,027 --> 00:17:07,760 - Let's do this. - Yeah, Russell, wait. 495 00:17:07,762 --> 00:17:09,261 Wait, wait, wait. 496 00:17:09,263 --> 00:17:10,562 That's it! 497 00:17:10,564 --> 00:17:11,964 Instead of us both going in there, 498 00:17:11,966 --> 00:17:13,999 which, in my mind, would result in no good, 499 00:17:14,001 --> 00:17:16,001 I should go in there myself. 500 00:17:16,003 --> 00:17:17,036 - No! - Yeah, yeah. 501 00:17:17,038 --> 00:17:18,504 Yeah, yup, that's the best plan. 502 00:17:18,506 --> 00:17:19,905 I go in there, fess up to what I did. 503 00:17:19,907 --> 00:17:21,073 No need to drag you into this. 504 00:17:21,075 --> 00:17:23,776 And, you know, if you want, 505 00:17:23,778 --> 00:17:25,678 you can watch me apologize through the window. 506 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,112 No, no, Mitch, I've got your back. 507 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,113 No, and-and-and... 508 00:17:29,183 --> 00:17:30,215 I love that about you. 509 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,618 But my back is fine, so you just, 510 00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:34,987 you wait here, and before you know it, 511 00:17:34,989 --> 00:17:37,356 fish tacos will be back in the rotation. 512 00:17:37,358 --> 00:17:38,891 Well, look who it is. 513 00:17:38,893 --> 00:17:40,159 My number one fan! 514 00:17:40,161 --> 00:17:41,193 Hi. 515 00:17:44,865 --> 00:17:47,166 See? Problem solved. 516 00:17:50,931 --> 00:17:52,598 I cannot believe you, Mitch! 517 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:53,866 You lied to me for almost a week. 518 00:17:53,868 --> 00:17:55,968 It wasn't a whole week. It was more like four days. 519 00:17:55,970 --> 00:17:57,436 And it happened at dinner that night, 520 00:17:57,438 --> 00:17:59,204 and now it's early in the day, so if you round down... 521 00:17:59,206 --> 00:18:00,606 That's not the point. 522 00:18:00,608 --> 00:18:02,308 You let me go on thinking you stood up for me. 523 00:18:02,310 --> 00:18:04,076 But I tried to tell you... 524 00:18:04,078 --> 00:18:05,678 sort of... Not very hard. 525 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,413 I barely saw you that one day. 526 00:18:07,415 --> 00:18:09,048 That man is not a racist. 527 00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:10,649 Not at all. He's actually pretty nice. 528 00:18:10,651 --> 00:18:13,385 He's so nice! 529 00:18:13,387 --> 00:18:15,154 Give me one reason why you had to lie. 530 00:18:15,156 --> 00:18:16,789 Well, I... 531 00:18:18,392 --> 00:18:20,459 I liked the way you looked at me. 532 00:18:20,461 --> 00:18:21,827 What? 533 00:18:21,829 --> 00:18:23,495 I liked the white-boy hug. 534 00:18:23,497 --> 00:18:25,097 I liked how your friends treated me 535 00:18:25,099 --> 00:18:26,699 and how they told me about Black Twitter. 536 00:18:26,701 --> 00:18:30,069 By the way, I went to the website... nothing. 537 00:18:30,071 --> 00:18:32,204 I guess the real thing is... 538 00:18:32,206 --> 00:18:34,006 I liked being your hero. 539 00:18:34,008 --> 00:18:35,964 And I know I shouldn't have said that. 540 00:18:36,138 --> 00:18:37,004 It is so offensive. 541 00:18:37,004 --> 00:18:38,617 I mean, you're a capable black man. 542 00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,638 - You don't need a hero. - Whoa, whoa, Mitch, slow down. 543 00:18:40,638 --> 00:18:41,731 No, I can't slow down. 544 00:18:41,731 --> 00:18:43,005 I've been thinking about this for the last four days... 545 00:18:43,157 --> 00:18:45,117 Actually for the last 38 years, Russell. 546 00:18:45,119 --> 00:18:46,685 Do you know that I feel responsible for 547 00:18:46,687 --> 00:18:50,222 all bad things white people have ever done to black people? 548 00:18:50,224 --> 00:18:52,891 Police shootings, security following a brother in a store... 549 00:18:52,893 --> 00:18:54,326 The fact that I just said "brother." 550 00:18:54,328 --> 00:18:56,528 That's not a word I should be saying. 551 00:18:56,530 --> 00:18:58,330 Do you know that when I hold the door open 552 00:18:58,332 --> 00:19:00,566 for an older black man, and he says "thank you," 553 00:19:00,568 --> 00:19:02,267 in my mind I hear, "Thank you, 554 00:19:02,269 --> 00:19:03,902 but slavery still happened"? 555 00:19:03,904 --> 00:19:06,372 I have so much white guilt. 556 00:19:06,374 --> 00:19:09,008 That's why I stood up for you at the taco place. 557 00:19:12,079 --> 00:19:15,014 Wow. 558 00:19:16,417 --> 00:19:19,151 I was gonna yell at you, 559 00:19:19,153 --> 00:19:21,320 but you kinda just yelled at yourself. 560 00:19:21,322 --> 00:19:24,857 Listen, I feel horrible about everything... 561 00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,759 Everything. 562 00:19:26,761 --> 00:19:28,961 And I'm sorry. 563 00:19:31,065 --> 00:19:32,164 Thank you. 564 00:19:37,505 --> 00:19:39,238 But slavery still happened. 565 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,406 Uh... 566 00:19:40,408 --> 00:19:42,207 I've been standing here for like four minutes 567 00:19:42,209 --> 00:19:44,343 with these tacos for you and your friend. 568 00:19:44,345 --> 00:19:45,411 They're on the house. 569 00:19:45,413 --> 00:19:46,412 - Thank you. - You're the best. 570 00:19:46,414 --> 00:19:47,780 Yeah. 571 00:19:47,782 --> 00:19:51,283 Is it pushing it to ask for extra guac? 572 00:19:51,285 --> 00:19:53,052 It was a rat! 573 00:19:54,055 --> 00:19:57,423 Here we go again. 574 00:19:57,425 --> 00:19:59,358 - Forget the guac. - Forget everything. 575 00:20:01,662 --> 00:20:03,128 Let's grab Sadie and get out of here. 576 00:20:03,130 --> 00:20:06,165 I don't need Gloria chewing my ass out about how I've been a crappy role model. 577 00:20:06,167 --> 00:20:08,133 - Okay, potty - mouth. 578 00:20:08,135 --> 00:20:10,102 Just because your child's not within earshot. 579 00:20:10,104 --> 00:20:12,171 We're all part of a society. 580 00:20:12,173 --> 00:20:13,305 Tracy, Mitch. 581 00:20:13,307 --> 00:20:15,307 School's not over for another five minutes. 582 00:20:15,309 --> 00:20:18,610 Sometimes being early is worse than being late. 583 00:20:18,612 --> 00:20:20,179 Actually, Gloria, we're here because 584 00:20:20,181 --> 00:20:22,181 we wanted to see how it went with Sadie today. 585 00:20:22,183 --> 00:20:23,849 Well, she apologized to Jordan, 586 00:20:23,851 --> 00:20:26,518 so Sadie's on the right track with her behavioral skills... 587 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,754 as long as we make an effort 588 00:20:28,756 --> 00:20:30,923 to set a positive example at home. 589 00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:33,459 We're hearing everything you're saying. 590 00:20:33,461 --> 00:20:36,261 And implying. 591 00:20:36,263 --> 00:20:38,697 Jordan, if you borrow crayons, 592 00:20:38,699 --> 00:20:40,365 you have to give them back! 593 00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:41,867 It's unacceptable. 594 00:20:41,869 --> 00:20:45,637 We're all part of a society! 595 00:20:45,639 --> 00:20:47,673 - Hi, Mom. - Hi, sweetie. 596 00:20:47,675 --> 00:20:48,974 Well, ethics professor, 597 00:20:48,976 --> 00:20:51,043 where do you think she got that from? 598 00:20:51,045 --> 00:20:53,712 Black Twitter? 599 00:20:53,714 --> 00:20:55,114 I still don't know what that is. 600 00:20:58,385 --> 00:20:59,752 That's my boy.