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[instrumental holiday music playing]

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[music continues on radio]

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Nice work, Jimmy.

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[bell rings]

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What whippoorwill will dine
in you first, my lovely?

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[Bill shouting]
Huh?

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[grunts]

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I did it!

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[gasps, growls]

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Oh, shit.

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[up-tempo song playing]

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[grunts, screams]

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<b>1x05 - "Bill Murphy's Day Off"</b>

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<i>[kids clamoring]
[boy chanting] Fight! Fight!</i>

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<i>[boy 2] Yeah, you got this!</i>

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<i>[Jimmy] Fucking coward
with your sucker punches!</i>

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What are you waiting for?
Kick his ass, Jimmy!

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- Shut up, Dad!
- Get him, Bill!

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[gasps] My asthma!

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[growling]
[Bill grunting]

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Leave my brother alone!
[Jimmy shrieks]

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That's it, that's enough!

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What a fucking pussy!

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You had to have your
little sister fight for you?

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I didn't ask her to help!

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- What a wimp!
- He's a pussy!

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<i>[chanting] Pussy! Pussy!</i>

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<i>[all] Pussy! Pussy! Pussy!</i>

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[chanting continues]

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Mr. Murphy, you have
a date with the principal.

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Oh! Bill's dating Mr. Stoger!

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- Why don't you marry him?
- Yeah, and then have a baby with him!

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[laughter]

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This isn't over.
I'm coming for you, Murphy!

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_

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[crowd cheering on TV]

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- What are you moping around for?
- Well, I...

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Did your mom say when
she was coming back?

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No. She had to deliver some
Plast-A-Ware over in Ryetown.

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Ah, Christ, TV dinners again.

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Um, Dad?
[bird of prey shrieks on TV]

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Unbelievable! It's on again.

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<i>- How...
- [man] Does Mohican have the best comfort?</i>

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<i>- How...
- [man] Has Mohican been named</i>

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<i>"Top Great Lakes Region Airline"
four years running?</i>

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<i>- How...
- No, Chief Feathercorn,</i>

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<i>the question isn't "how," but "when."</i>

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<i>When will you fly Mohican?</i>

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<i>[bird of prey shrieks]</i>

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<i>[man] Mohican Airways:
Your comfort is our "chief" concern.</i>

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<i>- Blanket?
- No!</i>

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That's disgusting.
You know how offensive that is?

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Christ, they got money
for a fancy ad, but

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none for their workers.
You know what I mean?

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What kind of signal does
that send to the union?

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- Well, uh...
- I'll tell you what kind of signal.

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It's a giant "fuck you"
to anyone who packs a lunch!

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- Uh-huh.
- And the timing couldn't be any worse

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with the contract talks starting tomorrow.

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Christ, we're looking at a strike here.

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Now goddamn Pogo will want
me to calm down the union guys

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while he shoves another fruit pie
down his fucking cake hole!

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Meanwhile, my wife is
traipsing around Ryetown

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selling that plastic shit
to pill-popping housewives

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- and I don't get supper till...
- [Sue] Hey.

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- Oh, there you are!
- Oh. [chuckles]

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[sighs] Sorry I'm late.
Vivian sent me to deal with

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that customer in Ryetown, Julie,

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for the third time this week.
Anyway... [scoffs]

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She needed two dozen butter tubs.

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<i>That's all she ever
orders is butter tubs.</i>

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<i>And she's always complaining
about the stackability.</i>

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- Like that's my fault, right?
- Oh, yeah. It's a jungle out there.

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Anyway, Mommy's home.
[chuckles]

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I'll make dinner.
Salisbury Steak or Pork Medley?

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- [mutters] Oh, not that shit again.
- What was that?

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Yummy! Yummy.
[sips]

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♪ And the Mushroom Man ♪

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♪ Wears a crown of peas
on his oxen steed ♪

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♪ In the palace of the regal troll ♪

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[applauding]

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Kevin Murphy's first original song.
One take. Nailed it.

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What's his problem?

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He got in a fight
with Jimmy Fitzsimmons.

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And I would've won
if you didn't jump in!

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You got saved by a girl?
[chuckles] You pussy.

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I am sick of everybody
calling me a pussy!

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Now I gotta tell Dad I'm suspended
and get him to sign this.

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- He's gonna kill me.
- Wait, you're gonna narc on yourself?

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Have I taught you nothing?
They never check those things.

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Just forge Dad's name
and take the day off.

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Easy for you to say,
you've never been suspended.

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I've been suspended 37 times.
The system is a joke.

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They suspend me 'cause
I'm a piece of shit,

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then they give me a paper
saying I'm said piece of shit

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and I'm supposed to get
my parents to sign it?

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Why the fuck would I do that?!
I'm a piece of shit!

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For the life of me, I don't know
why they don't just call the house.

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But until then...

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Here. Enjoy your day.

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Your mom's home from work.
Supper time.

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[sighs] What are we having?

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More free food.
What are you bitching about?

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Such a dick.

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[door opens, closes]

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You're in trouble.

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You better not tell
Mom and Dad about this.

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Give me a dollar.

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[giggles]

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Ah. Goddamn it, that's good.
That is delicious steak.

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- It's pork.
- Pork, even better!

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I'll tell you, that would cost
you ten bucks in a restaurant.

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Look at us, eating off a
silver platter like astronauts.

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Wasn't this good, kids? Huh?

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[indistinct muttering]

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- Frozen in the middle.
- Hey, hey, hey!

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Your mother worked hard all day.
This was a good meal, all right?

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Christ, there's starving kids in
Africa fighting off wildebeests

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who would kill for a medley of pork.

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I mean, those kids would eat each other.

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[whispers] Thank you.

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All right, take your plates...
trays to the trash.

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And don't throw away your forks.

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Bill, would you be so kind as
to remove my tray from the table?

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What's going on with those two?

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His sister's got him
doing housework for her.

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I swear to God, that boy's
balls need to drop. Don't smirk.

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I wasn't smirking!
This is how I always look.

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I got band practice at Bolo's.

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<i>Gonna escape to a mystical
realm far from here.</i>

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Hey, tonight's the night we both agreed

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you'd start being nicer to him.

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I know, I know, but it's
just so hard, I swear to God.

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Remember the test you took?
"Are You An Abusive Parent?"

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Ah, you know what?
These fucking hippies...

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Christ, they're running around
naked, soiling each other.

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You're gonna tell me
how to be a good parent?

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Jesus Christ. Why don't you
put some goddamn clothes on?

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Wha... Frank, focus.

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When Kevin comes back, we are
trying our new approach, OK?

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- I need you to back me up on this.
- Right, right. OK. Yes.

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- Kevin...
- I didn't do anything.

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Kevin, we know you've
been working extra hard in school

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and it paid off.
Son, you got a "C" in History!

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Yes! I knew I could excel.

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Um... It's very good.
We're proud of you.

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And to reward you, we
are getting you tickets

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to see your favorite band this weekend.

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Shire of Frodo?!
Yes! What?

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How'd you get tickets for that?
It's been sold out for weeks.

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Oh, it is? Frank, you have
some friends in your union

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that might have some
connections, don't you?

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Yeah, I do, but, uh, there's
a lot of tension between

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- both sides right now...
- They'd do anything for you.

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Kevin, consider it done.

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Your father is taking
you to that concert.

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Uh, yeah. I will.

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- Wow, thanks. That's really cool.
- Good job.

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Well, get used to it. There's more
brilliance where that came from.

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[clattering]

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That was the garage.

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[sighs]

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Oh, wow, a whole day off
to do whatever you want!

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- [gasping] What are you gonna do?
- I don't know.

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I got seven hours to kill.

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I can't go home
and I don't have any money.

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I guess eat my lunch,
poop at the bowling alley,

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- and then wait.
- I'm so jealous! [bell rings]

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Enjoy your day!

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- Give me your sandwich.
- No!

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Ooh, this is fun.

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[gasps]

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I hereby convene the first bargaining
session between Mohican Airways

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and the International
Brotherhood of Baggage Handlers,

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Skycaps, Roadies and...
Circus Roustabouts.

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Are we ready to proceed?

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Frank Murphy, representing Mohican,

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- along with Senior Vice President Bob...
- Get this fucking show going!

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I think we're ready.

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The opening statement will be
given by the union's president,

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Louis "Snub-Nosed Louie" Gagliardi.

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Thank you for agreeing to
meet on the neutral territory

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of Captain Chucklecrust's
Family Fun Time Pizza Palace.

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Which, as of 3:30 a.m.,
the union happens to be the new

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owner of, and which,
I am pleased to announce,

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will become the finest adult cabaret
in the general airport district.

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<i>The Robot Bear Band will remain,</i>

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<i>but now they'll be doing
sex stuff with each other.</i>

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- I now cede the floor to my shop steward.
- Thank you.

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We have four days to reach a contract,

192
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and our union will
bargain in good faith.

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But we will not be pushed around.
We will fight for our dignity!

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- Like Dr. King, we too have a dream!
- Well said.

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You've asked for an
increase in your wage.

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Our CEO, Mr. Dunbarton, has
instructed me to make this offer,

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which I hope you'll seriously consider.

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_

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Here's your counter.

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_

201
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Great work, Sue. Just great.

202
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Hey, thanks. Thank you.
It was a tough week, but it's...

203
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Yeah, I still need you
to run some butter tubs

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out to Ryetown for Julie today.

205
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Oh, no, no, no,
I just saw her yesterday.

206
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I know. She's a pack rat.
Good for business.

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Can you do that for me?
Is it convenient for you? Thanks.

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No, it's not convenient for me.

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But you don't care, do you?
You bossy bitch!

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[slow guitar music plays]

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[bowling pins clattering nearby]

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It's true we've proposed eliminating

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a small number of baggage
handler jobs, but that's

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because automation is coming
whether we like it or not.

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And we must embrace innovation.

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Take this pizza, for instance.

217
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Why does the cheese stop at
the crust? I like the crust.

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But it's so much fun
getting to the crust.

219
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Why does the fun have to stop?

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If there was some way
to inject cheese...

221
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What the fuck are you talking about?

222
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Damn it, there's real issues
that need to be addressed here!

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Overtime, vacation pay.

224
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Parade Day should be
counted as a working day!

225
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Uh, that's a circus thing.
OK, how about this for a compromise?

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We increase the wage by a dollar an hour

227
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in exchange for you accepting
one less paid sick day.

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- Over my dead body.
- Over his dead body.

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- Shut up, Frank.
- I'm just trying to do my job.

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Your job was to make sure
these donkeys never even got

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- to the bargaining table!
- Who you calling "donkey," honkey?

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- All these guys are saying...
- You don't speak for us, you traitor!

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- I'm just trying to help here!
- We are not playing games, Bob.

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We will walk out on Christmas Day.

235
00:12:33,945 --> 00:12:36,906
You do that and we're all out of a job!
[band music playing]

236
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:40,369
Let's all have a pizza party,
boys and girls!

237
00:12:40,452 --> 00:12:43,539
♪ There's chuckles and giggles galore
And pizza and soda... ♪

238
00:12:43,622 --> 00:12:46,417
Will somebody shut that
motherfucking thing up?

239
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:49,461
We were told the robot
bears would be turned off!

240
00:12:49,545 --> 00:12:52,214
OK, everybody, calm down!
Calm down!

241
00:12:52,297 --> 00:12:55,925
- Why the fuck are we in here?!
- # It's your birthday today #

242
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:58,596
[gunshots]
[song slowly dies]

243
00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:03,350
You saw nothing.
[gun clatters]

244
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:07,562
OK. Well, I think that's
a good place to stop for the day.

245
00:13:10,608 --> 00:13:13,819
- What happened in there?
- I didn't see anything!

246
00:13:13,903 --> 00:13:15,987
[line ringing]

247
00:13:18,616 --> 00:13:20,950
- Sue.
- Oh. Hey, honey. You all right?

248
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:24,663
No. I'm not all right.
Contract talks are a disaster.

249
00:13:24,747 --> 00:13:28,166
- They're falling apart on me.
- Oh, that's terrible.

250
00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:29,959
Were you able to get
the tickets for Kevin?

251
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:33,193
What? No!
Jesus Christ, I can't ask the union

252
00:13:33,194 --> 00:13:34,757
guys for them now. They hate me.

253
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:38,218
- But we made a promise to Kevin.
- Look, I can't get 'em! All right?

254
00:13:38,302 --> 00:13:41,680
What the hell kind of shit band
has only sold out shows anyway?

255
00:13:41,764 --> 00:13:42,890
Honey, I swear to you,

256
00:13:42,891 --> 00:13:45,142
if there was any other way to
get them, I would, all right?

257
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:49,104
[sighs] All right, I guess we'll have to
tell Kevin we couldn't get the tickets.

258
00:13:49,187 --> 00:13:52,524
Oh, he's gonna be crushed.
[car approaching]

259
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,111
[rock music playing]

260
00:13:58,155 --> 00:13:59,448
<i>[Frank] Ah, shit.</i>

261
00:13:59,531 --> 00:14:01,575
[vocalizing]

262
00:14:02,451 --> 00:14:05,203
Hey, Frank. Look at you, living it up,

263
00:14:05,287 --> 00:14:08,123
having a pizza party in
the middle of the day!

264
00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:11,251
Honey, I think I have an idea.

265
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:16,924
Vic, uh...
do you still work at the radio station?

266
00:14:17,006 --> 00:14:20,302
I wouldn't call it "work,"
but they pay me a lot of money.

267
00:14:20,385 --> 00:14:21,386
[snorting]

268
00:14:21,470 --> 00:14:23,430
Oh, boy.

269
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:28,401
Vic, uh... I'm gonna need
to ask you for a favor.

270
00:14:28,978 --> 00:14:32,230
Come on, Mom.
Can't you just leave?

271
00:14:32,314 --> 00:14:33,858
[Mr. Holtenwasser humming]

272
00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:39,571
[engine starts]

273
00:14:42,324 --> 00:14:43,158
[sighs]

274
00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:45,828
Food!

275
00:14:49,039 --> 00:14:50,415
[gargling]

276
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,293
[engine humming]
[rock music plays on radio]

277
00:14:54,670 --> 00:14:55,880
[tires squeal]

278
00:14:55,963 --> 00:15:00,759
- Aren't you cold, Vic?
- Nah, man, I got a good buzz going.

279
00:15:01,426 --> 00:15:02,845
[tires screech]

280
00:15:02,928 --> 00:15:04,054
<i>[Vic] Here we are.</i>

281
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,849
<i>My little slice of rock 'n' roll heaven.</i>

282
00:15:06,932 --> 00:15:09,226
Ever tell you how I got the job?
Quite the tale.

283
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,770
[slap] Hey, who touched my ass?
Was that you, Sasha, sugar?

284
00:15:11,854 --> 00:15:14,064
[beeps]
I was listening to the station

285
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:17,150
and I thought,
"Man, I want to be a radio man."

286
00:15:17,234 --> 00:15:21,572
So I walk in and I go,
"I like the way you sound."

287
00:15:21,655 --> 00:15:23,114
And they go, "I like the way you look."

288
00:15:23,198 --> 00:15:26,391
Been here ever since.
Isn't that how it works, Frank-o?

289
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,037
It's like a... Ah...

290
00:15:28,119 --> 00:15:29,788
What do you call that
yoga-karate thing?

291
00:15:29,872 --> 00:15:31,874
It's like that kind of feeling you get

292
00:15:31,957 --> 00:15:35,355
when you have a dragon on your
shirt, you know what I mean?

293
00:15:35,544 --> 00:15:36,712
Not now, babe.

294
00:15:37,421 --> 00:15:39,506
OK. The station's promoting the show,

295
00:15:39,507 --> 00:15:43,427
so I know the tickets are here
somewhere. Tickets, tickets...

296
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:46,346
Don't you hate it when things
get lost in your money drawer?

297
00:15:46,430 --> 00:15:49,349
Looks like I need to buy another boat,
you know what I'm saying, Frank?

298
00:15:49,433 --> 00:15:51,142
I never know what you're saying, Vic.

299
00:15:51,226 --> 00:15:53,499
You checking that out?
That's Dick Van Dyke,

300
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,773
Dick Van Patten,
and that's my big ol' dick.

301
00:15:55,856 --> 00:15:57,232
Crazy.

302
00:15:57,315 --> 00:16:00,069
We raised a lot of money for
Jerry's Kids at that picnic.

303
00:16:00,151 --> 00:16:02,613
Blama-jama! Look at that.

304
00:16:02,696 --> 00:16:03,864
There's five of 'em.

305
00:16:03,948 --> 00:16:08,077
That way, you can take Kevin's
pals and you and Suzy Q.

306
00:16:08,159 --> 00:16:10,370
That's a name I just
made up for your wife.

307
00:16:10,454 --> 00:16:13,040
- Enjoy the show, buddy.
- Thank you, Vic.

308
00:16:13,123 --> 00:16:17,544
- What's that?
- [shouts] I said thank you, Vic!

309
00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:20,171
You gotta work on that
modulation, brother.

310
00:16:20,255 --> 00:16:23,968
Listen, you rock on tonight.
And I mean rock on.

311
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:26,386
[rock music playing]
[vocalizing]

312
00:16:26,470 --> 00:16:28,138
[tires squealing]

313
00:16:31,433 --> 00:16:37,355
<i>Total retail price of your
grand-prize package: $314.16!</i>

314
00:16:37,439 --> 00:16:40,567
[woman shrieking, laughing]

315
00:16:42,111 --> 00:16:44,321
One more hour and I'm in the clear.

316
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:50,869
Bill Murphy with the puck.

317
00:16:50,953 --> 00:16:53,371
He shoots, he scores!

318
00:16:58,168 --> 00:17:01,254
[grunting, chuckles]
[car pulls up outside]

319
00:17:02,506 --> 00:17:04,591
Oh! Oh... [gasps]
[front door opens, closes]

320
00:17:05,926 --> 00:17:07,678
[footsteps approaching]

321
00:17:08,929 --> 00:17:11,431
[door opens]
[car pulls up outside]

322
00:17:11,515 --> 00:17:14,225
<i>[car door slams]
[Sue sighs] Of course.</i>

323
00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:16,979
<i>Why would I ever get a moment to myself?
[door opens, closes downstairs]</i>

324
00:17:17,062 --> 00:17:19,523
[sighs] Hey, Frank, up here!

325
00:17:21,025 --> 00:17:24,444
I need to brush my teeth.
I just had to eat a shit sandwich.

326
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:28,372
- Ah, you got the tickets!
- Yep.

327
00:17:28,407 --> 00:17:29,658
The concert's tonight,
by the way. Did you know that?

328
00:17:29,741 --> 00:17:32,494
- I guess. What's the big deal?
- It's Colt Luger night!

329
00:17:32,577 --> 00:17:35,164
This is the big one.
It might be the end for Colt!

330
00:17:35,246 --> 00:17:37,958
Oh, for God's sake,
Frank, it's just a TV show.

331
00:17:38,042 --> 00:17:40,356
It may just be a show, it's
the only thing in my life

332
00:17:40,357 --> 00:17:42,671
- that doesn't disappoint.
- Don't start in on me, Frank.

333
00:17:42,754 --> 00:17:44,464
<i>I have had a hard enough day as it is.</i>

334
00:17:44,548 --> 00:17:47,509
Oh, well, welcome to the
working world, "Ms." Murphy.

335
00:17:47,592 --> 00:17:50,428
Oh, here it comes.
Here it comes, everybody!

336
00:17:50,512 --> 00:17:52,681
Here comes what? Here
comes what? What, the truth?

337
00:17:52,764 --> 00:17:54,599
Oh, I knew you wouldn't support me.

338
00:17:54,683 --> 00:17:56,185
I'm getting a hernia supporting you,

339
00:17:56,267 --> 00:17:58,520
but this part-time
job is outta control.

340
00:17:58,603 --> 00:18:00,397
You're not paying enough
attention to your family.

341
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,857
Well, at least I'm not screaming at it.

342
00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:05,861
Ah, it's called having emotions, Susan!
All right? Christ, you're ice cold!

343
00:18:05,944 --> 00:18:08,279
Like those fucking TV dinners
we've been eating every night!

344
00:18:08,363 --> 00:18:10,657
I haven't had a decent
meal in weeks, OK?

345
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:12,367
Today was probably the
worst day of my life,

346
00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:13,785
we're probably gonna have a strike,

347
00:18:13,869 --> 00:18:15,871
which means the whole company
goes down at Christmas!

348
00:18:15,954 --> 00:18:18,874
And I had to kiss Vic's ass,
that fucking gigolo,

349
00:18:18,957 --> 00:18:21,209
to get tickets for our son
who we now have to treat

350
00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:22,711
like a fucking dainty snowflake!

351
00:18:22,794 --> 00:18:25,797
You know why we do that.
You know why.

352
00:18:25,881 --> 00:18:28,717
Oh, God, are you really
gonna bring that up again?

353
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,469
Kevin was only down
there for two minutes!

354
00:18:31,553 --> 00:18:36,225
Two minutes, Frank, at the
bottom of a motel swimming pool!

355
00:18:36,307 --> 00:18:38,936
OK, agreed, two minutes
without oxygen is not ideal!

356
00:18:39,019 --> 00:18:41,230
But you gotta understand,
toddlers are resilient!

357
00:18:41,312 --> 00:18:43,398
Christ, they lose an arm in the womb,
it grows right back!

358
00:18:43,481 --> 00:18:46,193
- What the hell are you talking about?!
- I'm talking ab...

359
00:18:46,276 --> 00:18:48,591
Look, just because you drown
a little bit doesn't give you

360
00:18:48,592 --> 00:18:50,906
an excuse to be an asshole for
the rest of your fucking life!

361
00:18:50,989 --> 00:18:53,575
<i>[Sue] He's trying! He's really trying!</i>

362
00:18:53,658 --> 00:18:55,994
And you wouldn't notice 'cause
you're too busy riding him!

363
00:18:56,078 --> 00:19:00,665
And you never discipline Bill, do you?
It's never Bill!

364
00:19:00,749 --> 00:19:02,771
- It's always Kevin!
- That's because Bill's a little pussy!

365
00:19:02,806 --> 00:19:04,711
<i>Christ, he falls apart if you
just look at him, all right?</i>

366
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:07,338
He's got no spine! You gotta
rub his back during war movies!

367
00:19:07,422 --> 00:19:10,467
He's scared of everything! Gee, I
wonder where he got that from, Susan!

368
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,052
What do you mean?
He gets it from me?!

369
00:19:12,136 --> 00:19:14,387
<i>[Frank] You coddle him too much
and you know it. You know it!</i>

370
00:19:14,471 --> 00:19:16,265
<i>[Sue] I work hard to
keep this family happy!</i>

371
00:19:16,347 --> 00:19:19,601
I keep everyone, everyone
from killing each other!

372
00:19:19,684 --> 00:19:22,187
<i>[Frank] Well, today
I would actually welcome it!</i>

373
00:19:22,271 --> 00:19:27,901
<i>[Sue sighs, crying] You are a horrible,
rotten human being.</i>

374
00:19:28,944 --> 00:19:30,862
<i>And you're losing your hair.</i>

375
00:19:32,114 --> 00:19:33,865
<i>[Frank] OK. OK, OK.</i>

376
00:19:33,949 --> 00:19:36,493
<i>- Relax, I-I pushed you too far.
- [Sue] I'm sorry.</i>

377
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,536
<i>[Frank] I-I shouldn't have said that, OK?</i>

378
00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:40,664
Just sit down. Come on. Sit down.

379
00:19:41,539 --> 00:19:43,625
[kissing]

380
00:19:44,709 --> 00:19:46,170
[Sue moans]

381
00:19:46,295 --> 00:19:48,088
<i>[Sue] Do that again.
[pants unzipping]</i>

382
00:19:50,674 --> 00:19:53,760
<i>- [Sue] I hate you.
- [Frank whispers] I know.</i>

383
00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:56,429
<i>[Sue moans]
[Frank whispers] Come here. Yeah.</i>

384
00:19:56,513 --> 00:19:58,223
<i>[Frank moans]
[Sue] Oh, baby.</i>

385
00:19:59,557 --> 00:20:01,101
<i>- [Frank] Oh, Susan.
- [Sue] Yeah?</i>

386
00:20:01,185 --> 00:20:02,435
<i>[Frank] Yeah, let's do this.</i>

387
00:20:03,353 --> 00:20:04,646
<i>Yeah, come on, get that off.</i>

388
00:20:04,729 --> 00:20:07,774
<i>- [Sue] Can you take my socks off?
- [Frank] Yeah, come on.</i>

389
00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:09,400
<i>Leave one on. Leave one on.</i>

390
00:20:09,484 --> 00:20:10,861
<i>- [Sue] Yeah?
- [Frank] Yeah, I like that.</i>

391
00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:12,196
<i>[moans]
[Sue] Oh, Frank.</i>

392
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:13,780
<i>[Frank moans]
[Sue] Oh, yeah, touch it!</i>

393
00:20:13,864 --> 00:20:15,699
<i>- [Frank] Yeah, you like that?
- [Sue] Yeah!</i>

394
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,159
<i>- [Frank] You like that?
- [Sue] Yeah!</i>

395
00:20:17,242 --> 00:20:18,827
<i>[Frank] Oh, yeah!
[Sue moans loudly]</i>

396
00:20:18,910 --> 00:20:20,495
<i>- [Frank] Oh, here we go, baby!
- [Sue] Frank!</i>

397
00:20:20,578 --> 00:20:23,540
<i>- [Frank] Yeah!
- [Sue] Frank! Oh, God!</i>

398
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:26,417
[loud moaning]

399
00:20:29,004 --> 00:20:31,173
<i>[Frank] Oh, Sue!
[Sue moaning]</i>

400
00:20:31,256 --> 00:20:35,052
<i>- [Frank] Oh, Sue! Oh, Sue! Yeah!
- [Sue moaning] Oh, baby!</i>

401
00:20:35,135 --> 00:20:37,721
[loud moaning]

402
00:20:40,849 --> 00:20:44,435
From thy bounty through
Christ our Lord, amen.

403
00:20:44,519 --> 00:20:45,645
<i>Amen.</i>

404
00:20:45,729 --> 00:20:48,398
Wow. Somebody's hungry tonight.

405
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:51,526
Oh, yeah. I had a hell of
a workout before supper.

406
00:20:51,609 --> 00:20:52,443
[retches]

407
00:20:52,527 --> 00:20:54,738
- Shit! Jesus!
- Oh, my God! - Ew!

408
00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:58,992
Oh, so nice to see you, Craig, Lawrence.

409
00:20:59,076 --> 00:21:01,119
- You, too.
- Hey, Mrs. Murphy.

410
00:21:01,203 --> 00:21:05,665
We're gonna go in just a sec.
Hey, Kevin, the Frodo bus is leaving!

411
00:21:05,749 --> 00:21:08,335
<i>[boys chuckling]
[Kevin shouts] Mom! So embarrassing!</i>

412
00:21:08,418 --> 00:21:09,920
[laughing]

413
00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:12,047
Hey, little man. You up
for being in charge tonight?

414
00:21:12,130 --> 00:21:13,506
- Yes.
- Damn right.

415
00:21:13,590 --> 00:21:16,593
I know you'll do good,
'cause you're a Murphy man.

416
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:20,648
- You're tough as nails.
- Whatever you say.

417
00:21:21,973 --> 00:21:25,476
- [Frank chortles] Who are you?
- I'm the Queen's Alchemist

418
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,687
from the Journey Down The
River Faedra album cover.

419
00:21:27,771 --> 00:21:29,647
[chuckles] Whatever
you say, Count Chocula.

420
00:21:29,731 --> 00:21:31,308
All right, let's hit the road!

421
00:21:33,026 --> 00:21:34,403
Get that, Bill, will ya?

422
00:21:34,485 --> 00:21:35,570
[car doors slam]
[engine starts]

423
00:21:35,653 --> 00:21:38,656
Oh, and watch Colt Luger for me!
I want to know what happens!

424
00:21:39,824 --> 00:21:42,827
['70s rock music plays]

425
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,459
<i>[man on TV] Well, well, well.</i>

426
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:54,589
<i>The great Colt Luger
is in my little church.</i>

427
00:21:54,672 --> 00:21:58,093
<i>I never would've thought the kindly
preacher of Harlem Hill Heights</i>

428
00:21:58,176 --> 00:22:00,137
<i>was an international drug dealer.</i>

429
00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:04,891
<i>The Lord works in
mysterious ways, but I don't.</i>

430
00:22:04,975 --> 00:22:06,726
- Lick these batteries.
- No.

431
00:22:06,810 --> 00:22:08,378
Billy, you better do what I say

432
00:22:08,379 --> 00:22:10,730
or I tell Mom and Dad
about your suspension.

433
00:22:10,814 --> 00:22:12,565
Tell 'em. See if I care.

434
00:22:12,649 --> 00:22:14,359
<i>I'm not afraid of you, Sickle.</i>

435
00:22:14,443 --> 00:22:16,861
Come on. Do what I say, you pussy!

436
00:22:16,945 --> 00:22:19,156
I am not a pussy!

437
00:22:19,239 --> 00:22:22,033
I hate you! I hate this whole family!

438
00:22:22,117 --> 00:22:23,910
<i>[Major whines]
Shut up!</i>

439
00:22:23,994 --> 00:22:25,912
[door slams]
Where are you going?

440
00:22:28,123 --> 00:22:31,117
Heya, Billy. Filled
with rage at something?

441
00:22:32,461 --> 00:22:35,255
Come back here, you're going crazy!
[barking]

442
00:22:39,217 --> 00:22:41,178
[Colt Luger continues playing on TV]

443
00:22:41,261 --> 00:22:42,511
[gunshots on TV]

444
00:22:44,097 --> 00:22:48,810
<i>[male announcer] Are you ready for the
best rock and roll band in the world?</i>

445
00:22:48,893 --> 00:22:52,605
<i>[crowd cheering]
Yeah! Yeah!</i>

446
00:22:53,982 --> 00:22:59,654
<i>I said, are you ready for the best
rock and roll band in the world?</i>

447
00:22:59,737 --> 00:23:00,822
[louder cheering]

448
00:23:00,905 --> 00:23:04,784
Me, too!
But first, Shire of Frodo.

449
00:23:05,827 --> 00:23:08,621
S.O.F. rules!

450
00:23:08,705 --> 00:23:13,835
Long ago, in a mystical
realm known as Forest-veld,

451
00:23:13,918 --> 00:23:17,922
lived a tribe of gnomes
known as the Wonderfolk.

452
00:23:18,006 --> 00:23:20,217
[crowd booing]

453
00:23:21,550 --> 00:23:25,763
Chief among them was the
Elfin King Beladri... [grunts]

454
00:23:25,847 --> 00:23:29,100
Who the fuck threw that?!
[booing continues]

455
00:23:29,184 --> 00:23:32,020
What are you doing?
You're not even giving them a chance!

456
00:23:32,103 --> 00:23:34,356
No more throwing shite. Right?

457
00:23:34,439 --> 00:23:38,776
The next one of you Yankee cunts
who throws a feckin... [shouts]

458
00:23:38,860 --> 00:23:39,777
[Major barking]

459
00:23:39,861 --> 00:23:42,197
<i>[Maureen] Billy, I'm sorry!
Just come home!</i>

460
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:43,698
<i>[Bill] Leave me alone!</i>

461
00:23:43,781 --> 00:23:47,160
[loud booing]

462
00:23:48,078 --> 00:23:51,915
This is pure bullshit!
They didn't even start the song!

463
00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:56,211
Now, are you ready to rock?!
[crowd cheering]

464
00:23:56,294 --> 00:24:00,424
Ladies and gentlemen, from
West Hamptonton England,

465
00:24:00,507 --> 00:24:04,553
please welcome Lifted Riffs!
[cheering]

466
00:24:05,554 --> 00:24:11,101
Does anyone here know
how to lick my pickle?

467
00:24:11,184 --> 00:24:14,062
[crowd cheering]
[screaming]

468
00:24:14,145 --> 00:24:15,939
[rock music playing]
[shrieking]

469
00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:18,607
♪ Squeeze my pickle ♪

470
00:24:18,691 --> 00:24:21,528
♪ While you pull it ram the jar ♪

471
00:24:23,488 --> 00:24:26,074
<i>♪ Lick that pickle, baby ♪</i>

472
00:24:27,616 --> 00:24:30,995
♪ Till it stands up nice and hard ♪

473
00:24:31,079 --> 00:24:35,041
♪ When you lick that pickle, baby ♪

474
00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:38,587
♪ Yeah, it stands up nice and hard ♪

475
00:24:40,505 --> 00:24:42,382
[screams]

476
00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:45,718
♪ I wonder if you know
what I'm talkin' about ♪

477
00:24:45,802 --> 00:24:49,722
♪ Yeah I'm talkin' about my penis ♪

478
00:24:49,806 --> 00:24:51,266
I knew it!

479
00:24:51,349 --> 00:24:54,144
<i>♪ Never run and hide... ♪</i>

480
00:24:54,978 --> 00:24:57,314
Come out and fight me, Jimmy!

481
00:24:57,397 --> 00:24:58,982
- Let's go!
- Billy?

482
00:24:59,065 --> 00:25:00,984
Get outta here.
I don't need your help!

483
00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:02,569
Are you in there?

484
00:25:06,490 --> 00:25:09,658
Come and get me, Jimmy!
Where are you?

485
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:13,455
I shall call you "Peppino."

486
00:25:13,538 --> 00:25:17,001
I'm right here, Jimmy!
[rock song continues]

487
00:25:19,752 --> 00:25:21,712
[screaming vocalizations]

488
00:25:23,423 --> 00:25:25,925
Let's finish this, Jimmy!
Once and for all!

489
00:25:26,009 --> 00:25:27,927
[vocalizing]

490
00:25:31,014 --> 00:25:32,950
Where are you?!

491
00:25:33,850 --> 00:25:35,726
[shrieking]

492
00:25:36,060 --> 00:25:40,023
- Ugh! These guys are dildos!
- Yeah, but the chicks seem to dig them.

493
00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:44,027
- Oh, come on. We're going.
- Uh, we'll catch up with you.

494
00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:45,069
Come and get me!

495
00:25:45,070 --> 00:25:47,070
[rock music playing]

496
00:25:48,406 --> 00:25:49,824
Ow!

497
00:25:51,201 --> 00:25:52,035
Uh-oh.

498
00:25:53,370 --> 00:25:56,540
- Could we go, please?
- Just a minute.

499
00:25:56,623 --> 00:25:57,957
Has everyone gone insane?!

500
00:25:58,041 --> 00:26:02,962
- # You know my temperature is rising #
- Oh, shit!

501
00:26:03,046 --> 00:26:05,549
[fireworks crackling]

502
00:26:10,261 --> 00:26:12,430
My fortress! [gasps]
[clattering]

503
00:26:12,514 --> 00:26:16,893
[sobbing] Peppino!

504
00:26:18,478 --> 00:26:19,770
Thanks for the tickets.

505
00:26:19,854 --> 00:26:22,524
Even if they only played the
intro to the interlude to one song,

506
00:26:22,607 --> 00:26:24,359
it was still pretty
cool of you to take me.

507
00:26:24,442 --> 00:26:26,528
Eh, we're not assholes all the time.

508
00:26:26,611 --> 00:26:28,154
What got into you guys tonight?

509
00:26:28,238 --> 00:26:30,574
You're all, like, happy.
It's freaking me out.

510
00:26:32,576 --> 00:26:34,619
Oh, that's one of ours, Kevin.

511
00:26:34,703 --> 00:26:36,538
Did I ever tell you
I wanted to be a pilot?

512
00:26:36,621 --> 00:26:38,582
I even got accepted to flight school.

513
00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:41,710
- He did.
- Cool. Why didn't you go?

514
00:26:41,792 --> 00:26:44,921
I met your mom, and then, uh...
you came along.

515
00:26:45,004 --> 00:26:47,756
Plans changed and we
started a family instead.

516
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,967
We've had our ups and
downs, sometimes we

517
00:26:49,968 --> 00:26:52,095
haven't gotten along,
but it's moments like this

518
00:26:52,096 --> 00:26:55,515
when I know I wouldn't trade
what I have right now...

519
00:26:55,599 --> 00:26:56,891
Fuck!

520
00:26:56,974 --> 00:26:58,685
[sirens wailing]

521
00:26:58,767 --> 00:27:00,144
Oh, my God.

522
00:27:04,941 --> 00:27:07,426
[voice wavering] Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

523
00:27:09,153 --> 00:27:11,072
I need you to sign this.

524
00:27:11,073 --> 00:27:12,307
_

525
00:27:13,617 --> 00:27:19,038
And then Luger man shot the Africa
man with the hook. He got killed-ed.

526
00:27:19,122 --> 00:27:21,978
<i>Then Luger man, he made
a baby with the lady</i>

527
00:27:21,979 --> 00:27:24,835
- who looks like my mom.
- Thanks, sport.

528
00:27:26,296 --> 00:27:28,631
And then he laid down on top of her,

529
00:27:28,632 --> 00:27:30,967
and they wrassled. I think he won.

530
00:27:31,050 --> 00:27:33,928
But he was making noises
like he was losing.

531
00:27:34,011 --> 00:27:36,576
And then a man on a surfboard asked me

532
00:27:36,577 --> 00:27:39,142
<i>if I was tired of the
same old toothpaste.</i>

533
00:27:39,225 --> 00:27:45,398
<i>[sniffs] Then a talking dog told me
to help stomp out childhood rickets,</i>

534
00:27:45,482 --> 00:27:48,485
<i>and then Luger man
came back and he said,</i>

535
00:27:48,568 --> 00:27:51,446
<i>"Here's scenes from next week."</i>

536
00:27:51,529 --> 00:27:55,199
<i>They showed them scenes.
They's pretty good.</i>

537
00:27:55,283 --> 00:27:58,536
<i>[sniffs] In one of 'em,
he was punching a lady-man.</i>

538
00:27:58,620 --> 00:28:01,331
<i>Then a suit-wearing man came on to say</i>

539
00:28:01,414 --> 00:28:04,917
<i>there's some big fire
in the woods somewheres</i>

540
00:28:05,001 --> 00:28:07,962
<i>and that there'd be film of it at 11.</i>

541
00:28:08,045 --> 00:28:09,814
<i>That film was pretty good.</i>

542
00:28:09,715 --> 00:28:12,815
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