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This was a hallway!
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Hallway, hallway, hallway,
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my room, fireplace!
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This is where I kept my formal
crowns, my casual crowns,
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my "just for fun" crowns.
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Yes, this is definitely
where my castle was!
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Okay, are we done?
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Because I either need to find your army
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or I need to go and find another one
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so I can go and save Isabella.
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Oh, relax, chisel chin. You'll get my army.
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I just have to figure out where they went,
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and if they took my castle with them.
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Strangest thing...
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I-I know I've never seen
this village before,
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and yet somehow it seems
oddly familiar to me.
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I say, peasant, I have a question,
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and please don't get all star-struck
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because I'm speaking to you directly.
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No way! It's you!
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I know. You're flustered.
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Guys, look, it's Sir Galavant,
the famous knight!
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[All murmuring]
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Hello. Hi.
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What a thrill!
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Is there perhaps someone else
here you recognize?
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Maybe...Your king?
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Greetings, lowly ones!
It is I, King Richard!
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I have returned! Good to see you again.
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So, I have a question.
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What the hell happened to my castle?!
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Yeah, we, uh... We sort of tore it down
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to make homes and shops for everybody.
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Oh, well, that would explain
the familiarity.
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You knocked it down?!
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I demand you rebuild it immediately,
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or I will have every one of you
drawn and quartered and...
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What's going on?
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W-why are they not scurrying
to do my bidding?
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Oh, well, here's the thing.
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When you left us to go in search
of the Jewel of Valencia,
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we didn't hear anything
for a really long time.
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All right, that's fair. That's on me.
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I should've sent a pigeon or two.
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Yeah, but while you were away,
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we realized that a king is only a king
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if the people say he is.
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- [Chuckles]
- And if they don't,
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well, he's just a man with a metal hat
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who's only in charge
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because his father wore
a metal hat before him,
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which is pretty crazy
if you think about it.
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[Laughter]
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You know, he's... He's got a point.
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It is pretty crazy.
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Hmm. So, then we came together
and asked ourselves,
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"what if there was a different
way of doing things?
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A better way?
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A fairer way?"
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Oh, no. I know what's coming.
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♪ We've been trying
something new in the dominion ♪
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♪ Since you went away ♪
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♪ With no king upon the throne ♪
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♪ We've all been left alone ♪
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♪ To build a new tomorrow here today ♪
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Right.
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♪ What if every single soul
with an opinion ♪
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♪ Got to have their say? ♪
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♪ If on every point of note,
we simply took a vote ♪
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♪ We'd build a new tomorrow here today ♪
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- So, the butcher gets a vote?
- Yep!
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- The baker gets a vote?
- Yep!
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♪ And everyone who couldn't vote before ♪
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- ♪ Except, of course, the women ♪
- ♪ And we won't let him or him in ♪
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- ♪ We mean everybody else ♪
- ♪ Except the poor ♪
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- Progressive for the middle ages.
- Eh.
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♪ Then we vote on every
pressing public question ♪
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- ♪ Either ♪
- Yay!
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- ♪ Or ♪
- Nay!
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- Nice.
- ♪ Everybody gets to choose ♪
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♪ Except the you-know-whos ♪
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♪ As we build a new tomorrow here today ♪
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♪ If you'd like to make
a statement or suggestion ♪
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- ♪ Simply stand ♪
- Oh!
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- ♪ And hey! ♪
- Him?!
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♪ Every person counts the same ♪
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♪ Except, of course, the lame ♪
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- ♪ And the lepers ♪
- ♪ And the gingers ♪
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- ♪ And the witches ♪
-♪ And the Heathens ♪
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- ♪ And the bastards ♪
-♪ And the Gypsies ♪
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- ♪ And the commies ♪
-♪ And the hippies ♪
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♪ As we build a new tomorrow ♪
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♪ A fair and square tomorrow ♪
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♪ A more aware tomorrow here today ♪
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♪ So, we all will march together
towards the future ♪
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♪ Well, not all per se ♪
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♪ Just the ones who look like me ♪
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♪ It's called democracy-y-y-y-y ♪
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- ♪ The landed ♪
-♪ And the wealthy ♪
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- ♪ And the pious ♪
-♪ And the healthy ♪
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- ♪ And the straight ones ♪
- ♪ and the pales ones ♪
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♪ And we only mean the males ones ♪
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♪ If you're all of the above,
then you're ok-a-a-a-ay ♪
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♪ As we build a new tomorrow ♪
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♪ Here tod-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ay ♪
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Well, that is intriguing...
Voting who to fight.
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If you're about to bring up
looking for an army again,
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I swear to God, I will freak out
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because I just lost my [Bleep] castle!
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Touchy.
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Galavant S02E03
Aw, Hell, The King
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sync and correction by solfieri
www.addic7ed.com
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Hello, my friend.
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Richard!
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Surprise!
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, just thought I'd pop in for a visit.
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Come here, you. Give us a hug.
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[Crown clatters] Oh. My favorite crown.
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Don't worry. I'll get it.
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What the hey, Gareth?
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Aah!
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Oh, bloody hell. Not again!
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[Door opens]
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That is the third time this week
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the king has woken me
because of his screaming!
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I think he's having bad dreams, My Queen.
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I want you to fix it.
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How do I do that?
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Not my problem.
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What is my problem is
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his screaming is interrupting
my beauty sleep,
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and do you know what happens
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when a queen loses her beauty sleep?
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She can sleep in later
because she's a queen
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and she can do whatever she wants?
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She could get a wrinkle.
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And if she gets a wrinkle...
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She'll make sure you get a wrinkle.
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On your neck!
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I'm sorry. I'm not being very clear.
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I'm really tired. What I'm trying to say is
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if you don't fix it, I'll cut your throat.
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Okay? Nighty-night.
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[Gasps]
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Jester: "No. I never loved you, Isabella."
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"But I don't understand, Galavant."
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"Too bad, sucker. I'm outie."
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Play it again.
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Oh, apologies, My Lady,
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but do you really think it's healthy
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to keep reliving this breakup
with Galavant?
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I said, play it again.
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[Sighs]
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"I'm Galavant, the jerkiest jerk
in all the land!"
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Excuse us, Jester.
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May we have a moment with our daughter?
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Oh, thank God.
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[Bells jingling]
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Sweetheart...
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As you know, we're very sorry
about Galavant ditching you.
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He dropped you like a plague rat.
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But it's been several days,
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and that biological sundial
of yours continues to grow long
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- if you know what I mean.
- You're 25!
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My mother was a great-grandmother by then!
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And while we're happy you agreed
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to be forced to marry your cousin,
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maybe it's time to start
making some decisions, hmm?
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At least meet the wedding planner.
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He's very excited to meet you.
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I don't care about any of it
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if I'm not marrying someone I love.
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[Laughing] Oh, sweetheart! [Laughs]
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Marriage isn't about love!
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[Fingers snap]
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Let me introduce you to Mr. Wormwood!
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Princess Isabella, how delightful.
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Chester Wormwood of
Wormwood Weddings and Events.
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I'm here solely to serve
your every wish and desire.
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Peasant John: This is our new Rec Center.
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We're very proud of it.
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[Chuckles]
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Oh...My...God.
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Those curtains used to be my sheets.
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I know because I had the R's embroidered
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with the plucked hairs of
all the kingdom's redheads!
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You'll find we've turned
everything from the castle
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into something for the common good.
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Are you sure you're not planning
some big surprise
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where you're gonna wheel away
some huge wagon
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to reveal you've rebuilt
my castle but only better, huh?
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[Laughs] Sorry, buddy.
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Ah! Oh!
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"Buddy!"
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Oh, great. That's what it is now.
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It's not "My King" or "Your
Worship" or "Your Highness."
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It's "buddy."
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God!
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I have a question.
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Do you still have an army?
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A citizen's army, yeah.
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Good. I'd like to use it
to invade Hortensia.
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Absolutely not.
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Really?
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Well, hang on.
I thought this was a democracy.
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Aren't you supposed
to let the people decide?
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Oh, yeah.
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Tell you what, there's
a town-hall meeting tonight
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where anybody can bring up new business.
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- Why don't you give it a shot there?
- Okay.
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Now, I can't imagine
a free people ever voting
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to send an army into an
open-ended foreign conflict
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which profits only the few.
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That would be madness.
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Well, s-sure.
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But you're forgetting one thing.
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This smile.
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[Twinkle!]
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. It's nice, isn't it?
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Woman: Help, help!
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- That's my tunic!
- Get off, get off!
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Sir, have you been having
bad dreams? [Grunts]
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Who's been telling you
I'm having bad dreams?
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The queen!
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She's heard you screaming
at night and wants me to help!
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- Come here.
- [Gasps] Oh, God, this is it!
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[Whimpers] Shut up!
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I'm not gonna kill ya!
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[Sighs]
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Yes, okay.
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I've been having bad dreams
about King Richard.
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I don't know what to do.
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Well, when I was younger,
I had a recurring nightmare.
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But then my mom helped me
figure out what it meant,
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and it went away.
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No, this is more complicated than that.
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It's more of a riddle.
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I'm always holding king Richard's crown!
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He's accusing me of betraying him.
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Yeah, that's a real enigma.
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Do you think that maybe you're feeling...
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I don't know... A little...Guilty?
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What's "guilty"?
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[Laughs]
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Oh, um...
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When you feel bad about what you've done.
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That's not a thing!
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I'm wasting my time talking to you!
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[Sighs]
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[Gulps]
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Galavant: What do you think?
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How about "die for the guy
who wants his gal"?
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See, "Gal" is a play
on your name, and it rhymes.
257
00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:33,366
Yeah, I think it's good.
258
00:09:33,367 --> 00:09:35,368
I just think it's a bit dumb for me.
259
00:09:35,369 --> 00:09:37,871
Oh, oh, but it's not too dumb for me?
260
00:09:37,872 --> 00:09:40,474
Can't even write a slogan
for a stupid election.
261
00:09:40,475 --> 00:09:42,642
I'm not a writer. I'm not a castle owner.
262
00:09:42,643 --> 00:09:44,010
I'm not a king.
263
00:09:44,011 --> 00:09:45,212
[Sighs] Do we have to do this again?
264
00:09:45,213 --> 00:09:47,914
Do what? Realize I'm in
the darkest hour of my soul?!
265
00:09:47,915 --> 00:09:49,516
[Sighs]
266
00:09:49,517 --> 00:09:51,117
Just go win your stupid election.
267
00:09:52,153 --> 00:09:53,687
Okay.
268
00:09:53,688 --> 00:09:54,755
- Hello.
- Woman: Hello.
269
00:09:54,756 --> 00:09:56,189
- Galavant.
- Man: It's an honor.
270
00:09:56,190 --> 00:09:58,257
[Scoffs] Are all the stories true?
271
00:09:59,961 --> 00:10:02,996
Hi. King Richard.
272
00:10:02,997 --> 00:10:06,466
Or is it just "Richard"?
273
00:10:06,467 --> 00:10:09,002
Honestly, I have no idea what I am.
274
00:10:09,003 --> 00:10:10,604
♪
275
00:10:10,605 --> 00:10:12,338
Ooh!
276
00:10:13,775 --> 00:10:16,042
♪ If I were a jolly blacksmith ♪
277
00:10:16,043 --> 00:10:18,612
♪ What a happy guy I'd be ♪
278
00:10:18,613 --> 00:10:20,947
♪ I would do all kinds
of blacksmith stuff ♪
279
00:10:20,948 --> 00:10:23,383
♪ In my blacksmithery ♪
280
00:10:23,384 --> 00:10:26,052
♪ I would hit the thing
with the other thing ♪
281
00:10:26,053 --> 00:10:27,988
♪ Till I made a different thing ♪
282
00:10:27,989 --> 00:10:30,824
♪ If I were a jolly blacksmith ♪
283
00:10:30,825 --> 00:10:32,459
No, I'm not feeling it.
284
00:10:32,460 --> 00:10:34,427
Besides, I'd get filthy.
285
00:10:34,428 --> 00:10:36,296
There must be something better.
286
00:10:36,297 --> 00:10:37,430
Ooh!
287
00:10:37,431 --> 00:10:40,433
♪ If I were a friendly farmer ♪
288
00:10:40,434 --> 00:10:42,869
♪ Wouldn't that be, oh, so sweet? ♪
289
00:10:42,870 --> 00:10:45,205
♪ I'd be planting greens
and lots of beans ♪
290
00:10:45,206 --> 00:10:47,641
♪ And other things to eat ♪
291
00:10:47,642 --> 00:10:50,310
♪ Then I'd plant some eggs,
then a couple pigs ♪
292
00:10:50,311 --> 00:10:52,145
♪ Then a yummy chocolate cake ♪
293
00:10:52,146 --> 00:10:53,547
No, that's not right.
294
00:10:53,548 --> 00:10:56,016
Besides, any moron can plant a cake.
295
00:10:56,017 --> 00:10:59,986
I want to be special, needed, liked.
296
00:10:59,987 --> 00:11:01,521
I've got it!
297
00:11:01,522 --> 00:11:04,658
♪ If I were a merry brewer ♪
298
00:11:04,659 --> 00:11:06,893
♪ That would be a grand career ♪
299
00:11:06,894 --> 00:11:09,362
♪ I would pick the grapes
and peel the grapes ♪
300
00:11:09,363 --> 00:11:11,565
♪ And stomp them into beer ♪
301
00:11:11,566 --> 00:11:13,433
Damn it! [Sighs]
302
00:11:13,434 --> 00:11:17,571
I don't know how to do anything
except be a king.
303
00:11:17,572 --> 00:11:20,273
No one wants me to be a king.
304
00:11:20,274 --> 00:11:24,444
♪ If I'm just a jolly nothing ♪
305
00:11:24,445 --> 00:11:27,614
♪ What am I supposed to do? ♪
306
00:11:27,615 --> 00:11:31,551
♪ I don't have a skill, no niche to fill ♪
307
00:11:31,552 --> 00:11:35,088
♪ No one to come home to ♪
308
00:11:35,089 --> 00:11:37,057
♪ Don't know where to go ♪
309
00:11:37,058 --> 00:11:38,725
♪ Don't know how to fit ♪
310
00:11:38,726 --> 00:11:43,864
♪ Don't know who to even be ♪
311
00:11:43,865 --> 00:11:46,099
♪ If I were a jolly ♪
312
00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:47,634
♪ Tailor ♪
313
00:11:47,635 --> 00:11:49,135
♪ Juggler ♪
314
00:11:49,136 --> 00:11:51,037
♪ Barber ♪
315
00:11:51,038 --> 00:11:53,106
♪ Wet nurse ♪
316
00:11:53,107 --> 00:11:56,643
♪ Cesspool worker ♪
317
00:11:56,644 --> 00:12:00,680
Ugh, what difference does it make?
318
00:12:00,681 --> 00:12:07,486
♪ I would still be me ♪
319
00:12:15,429 --> 00:12:16,696
Ah, thank you.
320
00:12:16,697 --> 00:12:18,999
Ah, Barry, the princess is on her way.
321
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,434
Now, remember, not a word about my plan.
322
00:12:21,435 --> 00:12:22,736
The wedding plan?
323
00:12:22,737 --> 00:12:24,271
I thought that's why she's coming.
324
00:12:24,272 --> 00:12:26,640
No, the evil plan, you idiot...
325
00:12:26,641 --> 00:12:29,676
The one to control her mind
with this enchanted tiara
326
00:12:29,677 --> 00:12:31,344
and take over the kingdom.
327
00:12:31,345 --> 00:12:32,279
[Chuckles evilly]
328
00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:33,380
I thought that was the scheme.
329
00:12:33,381 --> 00:12:36,416
No, the scheme is the colors.
330
00:12:36,417 --> 00:12:37,350
I'm confused.
331
00:12:37,351 --> 00:12:39,219
[Scoffs, inhales deeply]
332
00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:41,087
Barry, I swear to God...
333
00:12:41,088 --> 00:12:42,956
Okay, for Clarity's sake, from now on,
334
00:12:42,957 --> 00:12:44,391
we'll call it "The Wedding Plan,"
335
00:12:44,392 --> 00:12:46,493
"The Evil Plot," and "The Color Scheme."
336
00:12:46,494 --> 00:12:48,261
Got it? Good.
337
00:12:48,262 --> 00:12:49,462
Oh, she's here. Be cool.
338
00:12:49,463 --> 00:12:51,665
Princess Isabella!
339
00:12:51,666 --> 00:12:54,334
How delightful. Welcome.
340
00:12:54,335 --> 00:12:56,002
Let's just get this over with.
341
00:12:56,003 --> 00:12:58,371
I don't care, I don't care,
and I don't care.
342
00:12:58,372 --> 00:12:59,839
Decisions made. Let's go.
343
00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:00,907
Isabella.
344
00:13:00,908 --> 00:13:02,943
Mother, I may have agreed to get married,
345
00:13:02,944 --> 00:13:04,878
but I'm not going to be happy about it.
346
00:13:04,879 --> 00:13:08,181
Oh, but, my dear,
I have so much planned for you.
347
00:13:08,182 --> 00:13:10,684
Trust me, this is going to be fun.
348
00:13:10,685 --> 00:13:13,486
♪ First, we get to choose invitations ♪
349
00:13:13,487 --> 00:13:16,389
♪ Make a list of distant relations ♪
350
00:13:16,390 --> 00:13:18,291
♪ Then we can decide on bridesmaids ♪
351
00:13:18,292 --> 00:13:19,759
♪ You need about 20 ♪
352
00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,328
You're joking? Tell me he's joking. Please?
353
00:13:21,329 --> 00:13:24,764
♪ Next, we'll try on dozens of dresses ♪
354
00:13:24,765 --> 00:13:26,967
♪ Settle on a 'do for your tresses ♪
355
00:13:26,968 --> 00:13:28,301
♪ And we're well on our way ♪
356
00:13:28,302 --> 00:13:30,904
♪ To the happiest day of your life ♪
357
00:13:30,905 --> 00:13:32,439
Right, so, if we're just... Yeah.
358
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:34,741
- ♪ We'll pick your florist ♪
- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
359
00:13:34,742 --> 00:13:36,209
♪ And then select a manicurist ♪
360
00:13:36,210 --> 00:13:37,510
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
361
00:13:37,511 --> 00:13:39,579
♪ You'll want to register
at all the top stalls ♪
362
00:13:39,580 --> 00:13:41,047
♪ Within the town walls ♪
363
00:13:41,048 --> 00:13:43,383
- ♪ No doubt ♪
- Kill me now.
364
00:13:43,384 --> 00:13:45,618
♪ Next on the checklist ♪
365
00:13:45,619 --> 00:13:48,521
♪ We'll get you braceletted and necklaced ♪
366
00:13:48,522 --> 00:13:50,890
♪ Just wait and see
it's gonna be like the wedding ♪
367
00:13:50,891 --> 00:13:53,593
♪ We've always dreamed about ♪
368
00:13:53,594 --> 00:13:55,662
Please, God, make it stop.
369
00:13:55,663 --> 00:13:57,964
♪ Then we'll have to spruce up the venue ♪
370
00:13:57,965 --> 00:14:01,167
- ♪ Figure out a 30-course menu ♪
- This is insane.
371
00:14:01,168 --> 00:14:02,802
♪ Find a guy to draw some pictures ♪
372
00:14:02,803 --> 00:14:04,304
♪ You're going to want plenty ♪
373
00:14:04,305 --> 00:14:06,172
♪ La, la, la, la la, la-la-la ♪
374
00:14:06,173 --> 00:14:08,975
♪ Plus, we must audition some bands, too ♪
375
00:14:08,976 --> 00:14:10,944
♪ Choose the song you'll do
your first dance to ♪
376
00:14:10,945 --> 00:14:12,812
♪ The whole stupid cliché ♪
377
00:14:12,813 --> 00:14:15,081
♪ On the happiest day of your life ♪
378
00:14:15,082 --> 00:14:16,883
Ugh. Can't believe this.
379
00:14:16,884 --> 00:14:18,051
♪ And up on your head ♪
380
00:14:18,052 --> 00:14:19,252
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
381
00:14:19,253 --> 00:14:20,754
♪ Glowing right above your forehead ♪
382
00:14:20,755 --> 00:14:22,188
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
383
00:14:22,189 --> 00:14:24,124
♪ You will wear
this little present from me ♪
384
00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:26,693
♪ Enchanted to steal your soul ♪
385
00:14:26,694 --> 00:14:27,894
Unh!
386
00:14:27,895 --> 00:14:29,095
♪ And once it's on you ♪
387
00:14:29,096 --> 00:14:30,597
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
388
00:14:30,598 --> 00:14:31,898
♪ It will cast a spell upon you ♪
389
00:14:31,899 --> 00:14:33,166
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
390
00:14:33,167 --> 00:14:35,402
♪ You'll do everything I tell you to do ♪
391
00:14:35,403 --> 00:14:36,770
♪ And ruling through you ♪
392
00:14:36,771 --> 00:14:38,271
♪ I'll seize full command ♪
393
00:14:38,272 --> 00:14:39,706
♪ Get rid of the prince ♪
394
00:14:39,707 --> 00:14:40,907
♪ Install my own men ♪
395
00:14:40,908 --> 00:14:42,475
♪ Take over the throne ♪
396
00:14:42,476 --> 00:14:44,611
♪ Till I'm in complete... ♪
397
00:14:44,612 --> 00:14:46,078
Nothing to see here. Move along.
398
00:14:49,617 --> 00:14:52,252
♪ What are you all standing around for? ♪
399
00:14:52,253 --> 00:14:55,255
♪ We've got an affair to break ground for ♪
400
00:14:55,256 --> 00:14:56,456
♪ There's so much to do ♪
401
00:14:56,457 --> 00:14:59,859
♪ Guess who is becoming a wife ♪
402
00:14:59,860 --> 00:15:01,428
[Cheers]
403
00:15:01,429 --> 00:15:03,830
♪ True, my husband's only 11 ♪
404
00:15:03,831 --> 00:15:06,332
♪ Still, the wedding's gonna be heaven ♪
405
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:08,134
♪ Go and get my bouquet ♪
406
00:15:08,135 --> 00:15:11,036
♪ It's the happiest day of my life ♪
407
00:15:12,373 --> 00:15:13,973
♪ Cousin Harry will pay ♪
408
00:15:13,974 --> 00:15:15,941
♪ It's the happiest day of my life ♪
409
00:15:18,112 --> 00:15:19,579
♪ Now you're under my sway ♪
410
00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:22,015
♪ It's the happiest day of my life ♪
411
00:15:22,016 --> 00:15:23,348
- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
- Unh!
412
00:15:25,417 --> 00:15:27,816
All those in favorous
of moving the drinking well
413
00:15:27,818 --> 00:15:30,485
away from the graveyard say, "yea."
414
00:15:30,487 --> 00:15:31,987
Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea!
415
00:15:31,988 --> 00:15:35,691
So, they would prefer to decide
their fate by majority opinion
416
00:15:35,692 --> 00:15:37,243
rather than being ruled by me,
417
00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:40,229
whose right to kingship
was passed down from ancestors
418
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:43,165
said to be a god and a mermaid.
419
00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:44,466
Fools.
420
00:15:44,467 --> 00:15:46,235
What are you? The town drunk?
421
00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:47,503
I wish.
422
00:15:47,504 --> 00:15:49,672
At least then I'd know
what I was supposed to be.
423
00:15:49,673 --> 00:15:51,339
That position was already taken.
424
00:15:53,143 --> 00:15:54,643
- [Vomiting]
- Lucky bastard.
425
00:15:54,644 --> 00:15:57,246
Right, that concludes all old business,
426
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:59,882
uh, but I do believe we have
one bit of new business.
427
00:15:59,883 --> 00:16:02,618
Galavant, the floor is yours.
428
00:16:02,619 --> 00:16:04,687
[All murmuring]
429
00:16:04,688 --> 00:16:07,022
Hello. Galavant.
430
00:16:07,023 --> 00:16:10,159
I've come to ask
to take your army to Hortensia
431
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,595
to rescue my one true love.
432
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:14,496
Who? Madalena?
433
00:16:14,497 --> 00:16:16,031
No. Isabella.
434
00:16:16,032 --> 00:16:17,600
Didn't you already do this?
435
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,768
I don't think I'm quite
explaining this properly.
436
00:16:19,769 --> 00:16:21,937
You see, Isabella is actually
being held hostage.
437
00:16:21,938 --> 00:16:24,006
We know. In Valencia.
438
00:16:24,007 --> 00:16:26,775
Uh, no. Again, that's Madalena.
439
00:16:26,776 --> 00:16:28,611
Isabella is in Hortensia.
440
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:31,046
I don't think he knows
what he's talking about.
441
00:16:31,047 --> 00:16:32,414
- [All murmuring]
- No, I do.
442
00:16:32,415 --> 00:16:33,782
You're just not listening.
443
00:16:33,783 --> 00:16:37,052
It's true love, people.
I just need your vote. Please?
444
00:16:37,053 --> 00:16:39,822
[All murmuring]
445
00:16:39,823 --> 00:16:43,359
Uh, die for the guy who loves his gal?
446
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:44,627
Boo!
447
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:45,894
[All booing]
448
00:16:45,895 --> 00:16:47,463
Can you hear yourself?
449
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:50,332
- Look, hey, listen...
- Hero?! More like zero!
450
00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:51,867
Woman: You suck!
451
00:16:51,868 --> 00:16:53,434
I can't believe what I'm hearing!
452
00:16:55,805 --> 00:16:59,074
Standing before you
is a man of noble intention,
453
00:16:59,075 --> 00:17:01,343
a man who knows what his purpose is...
454
00:17:01,344 --> 00:17:02,978
To be a hero!
455
00:17:02,979 --> 00:17:04,913
And I admire that.
456
00:17:04,914 --> 00:17:07,583
While I am no longer your king...
457
00:17:07,584 --> 00:17:10,686
Unless, of course, you'd like
to put it to a quick vote?
458
00:17:10,687 --> 00:17:12,388
All in favor? Yes?
459
00:17:12,389 --> 00:17:14,690
Anyone? Hmm? No?
460
00:17:14,691 --> 00:17:15,824
Fine. [Clears throat]
461
00:17:15,825 --> 00:17:17,993
But if I were still your king,
462
00:17:17,994 --> 00:17:20,996
I would force every one of you
to join this man's army,
463
00:17:20,997 --> 00:17:22,865
not because I was a tyrant
and a terrible leader
464
00:17:22,866 --> 00:17:24,166
who hosted baby fights,
465
00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:25,701
which I now realize is weird
and not that entertaining,
466
00:17:25,702 --> 00:17:27,102
even after the addition of the cobra,
467
00:17:27,103 --> 00:17:30,606
but because true love is rare
and worth fighting for.
468
00:17:30,607 --> 00:17:33,575
It is life's greatest purpose.
469
00:17:33,576 --> 00:17:35,477
So...
470
00:17:35,478 --> 00:17:39,515
As someone who is "not" your king...
471
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:41,283
I ask...
472
00:17:41,284 --> 00:17:44,285
Who will join this fight for true love?
473
00:17:45,855 --> 00:17:48,724
[All murmuring]
474
00:17:48,725 --> 00:17:50,525
I will join, King Richard!
475
00:17:53,897 --> 00:17:55,998
Well, there we go. That's a good start.
476
00:17:55,999 --> 00:17:58,801
Right. Who's next?
477
00:17:58,802 --> 00:18:00,302
[Man coughing]
478
00:18:00,303 --> 00:18:02,738
Anyone at all?
479
00:18:02,739 --> 00:18:04,973
[Coughing continues] [Murmuring]
480
00:18:04,974 --> 00:18:07,042
Well, this is certainly uncomfortable.
481
00:18:07,043 --> 00:18:08,309
Pbht.
482
00:18:14,584 --> 00:18:15,584
Aah!
483
00:18:15,585 --> 00:18:16,985
[Blows]
484
00:18:16,986 --> 00:18:18,554
You did this to me!
485
00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:20,756
- Aah!
- [Door opens]
486
00:18:20,757 --> 00:18:23,158
Shh! Are you trying to get me killed?!
487
00:18:23,159 --> 00:18:25,694
I saw his head! It was right there!
488
00:18:25,695 --> 00:18:27,329
And it was giving me that look.
489
00:18:27,330 --> 00:18:31,266
My King, I think I know what's going on.
490
00:18:31,267 --> 00:18:32,968
Richard was your friend.
491
00:18:32,969 --> 00:18:36,839
And, yes, you took his throne
and his queen and his kingdom
492
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:38,640
and his favorite shirts
and his weekly bridge game...
493
00:18:38,641 --> 00:18:39,842
Oh, get on with it!
494
00:18:39,843 --> 00:18:43,979
But the fact you feel bad
about it is a good thing.
495
00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:47,916
It means you're actually,
surprisingly, human.
496
00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:50,218
Maybe I do feel guilty.
497
00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:54,256
I do miss the old bastard.
498
00:18:54,257 --> 00:18:57,393
Look, there was one other thing
499
00:18:57,394 --> 00:18:58,993
my mother used to do for my dreams.
500
00:19:02,699 --> 00:19:05,200
♪ Good dreams only ♪
501
00:19:05,201 --> 00:19:07,603
♪ Good dreams only ♪
502
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:11,039
♪ Bad dreams out of his head ♪
503
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:13,675
♪ It's time tonight ♪
504
00:19:13,676 --> 00:19:16,211
♪ For dreams of fright ♪
505
00:19:16,212 --> 00:19:20,381
♪ To leave this little boy's bed ♪
506
00:19:24,521 --> 00:19:26,321
There's one more in there.
507
00:19:26,322 --> 00:19:28,022
Oh.
508
00:19:34,964 --> 00:19:37,199
So, what now?
509
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,802
I'm off to Hortensia to rescue Isabella,
510
00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:42,070
recruit some soldiers along the way,
511
00:19:42,071 --> 00:19:45,073
and after that, march to
Valencia to reclaim her kingdom.
512
00:19:45,074 --> 00:19:47,743
Well, I have a surprise.
513
00:19:47,744 --> 00:19:50,379
Your old pal Rick's gonna join you!
514
00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:52,080
What? No. No, no, no, no.
515
00:19:52,081 --> 00:19:54,550
You said you were gonna stay
here and figure out who you are.
516
00:19:54,551 --> 00:19:56,518
And I did. I realized I'm the guy
517
00:19:56,519 --> 00:19:58,020
who's going to help you rescue Isabella.
518
00:19:58,021 --> 00:19:59,655
Even though, technically,
519
00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:01,390
I'm the guy who started the whole disaster.
520
00:20:01,391 --> 00:20:03,025
So, what do you say?
521
00:20:03,026 --> 00:20:04,660
Why not?
522
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:06,995
Awesome! You, me, Roberta.
523
00:20:06,996 --> 00:20:08,330
Oh, this is Roberta, by the way.
524
00:20:08,331 --> 00:20:10,332
Do you remember her
from... from the election?
525
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:11,667
She stood up, pledged to join me.
526
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:12,901
Watch this.
527
00:20:12,902 --> 00:20:15,103
Oh, Roberta?
528
00:20:15,104 --> 00:20:16,872
Yes, My King?
529
00:20:16,873 --> 00:20:18,173
She calls me "king."
530
00:20:18,174 --> 00:20:19,174
Oh, my God.
531
00:20:19,175 --> 00:20:21,009
Oh, this is gonna be so much fun!
532
00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:21,944
No, it's not.
533
00:20:21,945 --> 00:20:23,378
Well, we should probably go.
534
00:20:23,379 --> 00:20:25,581
I stole these horses and just
set fire to the Rec Center.
535
00:20:25,582 --> 00:20:28,049
Dismantle my castle, will you?
536
00:20:28,918 --> 00:20:30,952
[Cheers and applause]
537
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:36,892
Princess Isabella,
538
00:20:36,893 --> 00:20:39,795
isn't there something
you might want to say?
539
00:20:39,796 --> 00:20:42,331
[Sighs] Good news, everyone!
540
00:20:42,332 --> 00:20:44,299
I've set a date for my wedding.
541
00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:48,470
It's in six weeks, and you're all invited!
542
00:20:48,471 --> 00:20:51,306
[Cheers and applause]
543
00:20:51,307 --> 00:20:53,475
[Fanfare]
544
00:20:53,476 --> 00:20:55,711
Does something seem different
about Princess Isabella?
545
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:59,248
Who cares? She's getting married!
546
00:20:59,249 --> 00:21:00,716
Boom! Boom!
547
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:03,518
[Cheers and applause continue]