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Let's cut to the chase.
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If you help me save my love,
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you'll be celebrated in song for 100 years,
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and that's a promise from Galavant,
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the most beloved warrior
in the five kingdoms
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and Knight Beat Magazine's
Swordsman of the Year...
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Three times running.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you've
already given us your résumé.
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So...
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What's in this deal for us?
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Perhaps I have something that might help.
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Jewel of Valencia!
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Boom!
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Where did you get that?
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I smuggled it out when
we escaped from the kingdom.
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How? We didn't have anything with us.
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I swallowed it.
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It's huge. Believe me, I know.
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I had to slather it with bacon
grease to choke it down.
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Richard, that's insane.
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No, what's insane is when it came out.
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Do you remember that day on the ship
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when I was screaming for hours?
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Well, now I know what my mother
was always complaining about.
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Enough!
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We have a deal.
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I mean, rinse it off one more time...
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And we have a deal.
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Excellent.
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Uh, can I just say,
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it is so nice to negotiate
with men of honor.
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I mean, you outnumber us 10 to 1.
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You could've just as easily murdered us
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and kept the Jewel for yourself,
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but, you, sir, are a class act.
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Roberta, we're leaving!
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Grab the horses, pup-pup!
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Right! Uh...Pup-pup?
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Well, no one's called me that since...
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Wait a minute.
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Are you Roberta Steingas?
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I am!
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Oh...My...God!
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Bobby Steingas!
Why didn't you say something?
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I didn't think you'd remember me. Duck!
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Not remember you? Are you crazy?
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We grew up together, you big dummy!
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Galavant, you're not gonna
freakin' believe this!
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Our new traveling companion
is Bobby Steingas!
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She was one of the children my parents
used to hire to play with me!
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Do you think maybe
we could catch up later?!
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Oh, sure, she was 7 and I was 13,
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but it just worked, you know?
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Yeah, we can talk about this later.
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Richard, I need you to focus.
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Yes, it's good you smuggled
the Jewel out in your...
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Bottom. Well, mouth first.
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Wait, what?
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But we can't have any more mistakes.
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This Jewel is now our key
to getting an army.
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And it's Isabella's life, her salvation.
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How she must be suffering in Hortensia.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Jester, it's slide, back, slide.
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Please get it right,
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otherwise my wedding dance
is gonna look so stupid.
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Sorry, Princess.
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I'm a prop comic, not a dancer.
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Excuse me, excuse me.
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Snacky time!
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Yay!
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Okay, everyone, let's take five.
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Milady, I hope it won't sound impertinent,
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but I can't help noticing the big change
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that's come over you lately.
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Oh. I guess I'm just happy.
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After all, I am getting married!
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Yeah, but your pupils
just spun 'round then,
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and your tiara started to glow, which...
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She said... She's happy, okay?
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Right.
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Let's all go back to one, shall we?
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Chef, no! Don't throw it away!
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Gwyndolin, bae, you know you
don't have to do that anymore.
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We are officially big-pimpin'.
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No more living on leftovers.
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We can be as wasteful as the fine folk.
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I don't know. It just doesn't feel right.
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Oh, what do you mean? It feels fantastic!
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♪
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♪ We got a snazzy, new room ♪
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♪ With two whole benches ♪
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♪ It's practically rodent-free ♪
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♪ We've got expensive perfume ♪
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♪ For all our stenches ♪
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♪ As swellegant as can be ♪
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♪ And with these pointy, new shoes ♪
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♪ To walk through mud in ♪
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♪ Fancy silk squares to cough up blood in ♪
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♪ Baby, let's face it ♪
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♪ This is as good as it gets ♪
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I suppose it is rather nice.
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♪ We've got the classier type
of bedbug species ♪
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♪ Between our new burlap sheets ♪
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♪ We've got a custom-made pipe ♪
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♪ That dumps our feces ♪
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♪ On one of the nicer streets ♪
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♪ And when there's something
amiss inside our breeches ♪
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♪ Our barber applies his fattest leeches ♪
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♪ Why not embrace it? ♪
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♪ This is as good as it gets ♪
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♪ We're part of the upper lower class now ♪
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♪ Sickly, yet, oh, so chic ♪
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♪ Our glass is half full ♪
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♪ We own a glass now ♪
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♪ We bathe once a week ♪
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♪ Well, "bathe," so to speak ♪
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♪ And as our station in life
keeps growing stronger ♪
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♪ We're growing in more ways, too ♪
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♪ I think my tapeworm is,
like, a whole foot longer ♪
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♪ By now I might have a few ♪
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♪ And though our breath and
our teeth may still be rotten ♪
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♪ Together, just look
how far we've gotten ♪
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♪ Baby, we made it ♪
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♪ Totally slayed it ♪
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♪ Why would we trade it? ♪
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♪ This is ♪
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♪ As good as it ge-e-e-e-e-e-ts ♪
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Go ahead.
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I know it's driving you crazy.
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♪
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Galavant - S02E04
Bewitched, Bothered and Belittled
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sync and correction by solfieri
www.addic7ed.com
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Which are better... Gold or diamonds?
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Gold? Diamonds?
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I'm going with gold.
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They're beautiful, My Queen.
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And you're sure
they don't make me look poor?
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No, because they're gold.
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Still with the earrings?
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For God's sake, just pick a pair,
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and just because you've been invited
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by a couple of old tarts to a Sunday roast
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does not mean that you can take
my manservant for days.
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Uh, I thought we agreed
on "personal assistant"?
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And the Von Falconburgh sisters
are not tarts.
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They are the most popular queens
in all the seven realms.
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I remember the first time I saw them.
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I was just a little girl, and
they passed through my village.
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I'd never seen anything like them.
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They could've bought or sold all of us
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with just one of their
spectacular earrings.
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And, to my amazement,
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they singled me out for special attention.
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Little girl, do you want a ride?
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Oops, sorry. Hop in!
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You're so poor!
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They sound awful.
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Oh, they were.
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And that's when I realized
I wanted to be just like them.
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And this invitation
to their Sunday roast proves
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that I've finally arrived.
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Hey, Gal, listen,
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I want to apologize again
for screwing up earlier.
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I was only trying to be helpful,
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but I promise, from now on,
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I'm going to do everything right.
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You're sitting on the map.
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Oh, sorry. From now on.
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Sorry. From now now on.
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Sorry.
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No need to apologize.
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Listen, I was thinking from here on out,
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maybe I'll do the hero thing...Alone.
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What?
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Why?
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Well, because you nearly got us
killed by those mercenaries
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and the mercenaries before that
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or any of the countless other times
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you've put our lives in jeopardy.
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But helping you is all I have right now.
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I mean, what else would I even do?
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I don't know. For argument's sake,
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maybe you could spend
some more time with Roberta.
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Hmm?
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I mean, you two obviously
have something going on.
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Me and her?
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Are you serious?
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No. I just said it to get out
of an awkward situation,
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but, actually, now that I think about it,
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yeah, that would be a really good way
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to get you out of my hair.
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Okay, that is officially
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the grossest thing I have ever heard.
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Me and Bobby?!
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I mean, we played together as children!
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She's like a sister!
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And not the kind of sister you marry.
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Yeah, look, I know it's hard to
see people in a different light.
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Unless someone comes up with
a ridiculous plan
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to force you together.
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Apropos of nothing,
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why don't we all go for dinner
tonight, hmm?
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Somewhere candlelit.
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Hmm.
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So...Anywhere?
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Yeah, pretty much anywhere at all.
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I've brought luncheon, Your Highness.
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Oh, just a moment.
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I'm practicing writing my married name.
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Oh.
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Although, isn't it exactly
the same as your current name?
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Yeah.
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My lady, I hate to trouble you
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with the problems of those
so far, far beneath you.
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But I can't help noticing,
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after several weeks
of constant escape attempts,
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you've settled in here pretty fast.
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My Gwynne is having a hard time adjusting.
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Is there anything I can do to help her?
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You just need to let Gwynne know
how special she is.
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Buy her something expensive.
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Every woman wants to be treated
like a princess.
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Have you been sleeping in that thing?
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Allow me to straighten it for you.
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Mine!
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A million pardons, my lady.
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I'll go get you a lozenge for that throat.
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[Sighs
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May I present to you our guest of honor,
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all the way from Valencia...
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Queen Madalena!
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Thank you so much.
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It is such a thrill to be
invited to share Sunday roast
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with such esteemed company.
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So, what are we roasting...
Wild boar, stag, heretics?
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Oh, no, Madalena, you've got it all wrong.
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We're roasting you.
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What?
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Welcome, gentle lords and ladies
and especially you, friars.
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Thank you for letting us use your club.
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Today, we roast Queen Madalena,
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a target so easy,
it almost doesn't seem fair.
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I know.
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Now, we all know how she got her title...
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By killing or beheading all her exes,
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which just goes to show
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that even when
she throws them in a dungeon,
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she still can't keep her man!
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But this isn't all about
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what an absolutely
massive hussy Madalena is.
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Yeah, she is very regal.
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We always knew
she would end up in a castle.
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Yeah, we just thought she'd be cleaning it.
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- Okay, let's get real for a moment.
- Mm.
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Madalena, you have done so well.
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You have come from nothing,
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- and we are really, really proud of you.
- Mm-hmm.
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We think that you've turned yourself
into the queen who has everything.
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Except love, respect, friends...
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00:11:24,272 --> 00:11:25,438
And a decent pair of earrings!
262
00:11:25,439 --> 00:11:26,439
Oh, yes.
263
00:11:27,875 --> 00:11:28,975
See?
264
00:11:28,976 --> 00:11:30,776
I see.
265
00:11:38,397 --> 00:11:41,164
That was so much fun for us.
266
00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:43,033
Yeah, thank you for being
so easy to make fun of.
267
00:11:43,034 --> 00:11:44,768
I-I loved it. I just loved it.
268
00:11:44,769 --> 00:11:46,303
We should definitely do this again.
269
00:11:55,580 --> 00:11:57,715
Of course.
270
00:12:06,024 --> 00:12:07,757
Gwynne?
271
00:12:09,094 --> 00:12:10,127
Gwyndolin?
272
00:12:10,128 --> 00:12:11,294
In here!
273
00:12:22,207 --> 00:12:23,707
What are you doing in there?
274
00:12:23,708 --> 00:12:25,609
You have a bed to sleep in now.
275
00:12:25,610 --> 00:12:28,145
Like I'm gonna sleep
in the thing people use
276
00:12:28,146 --> 00:12:32,283
to give birth and die in...
Sometimes simultaneously.
277
00:12:32,284 --> 00:12:34,151
Wow. Grim.
278
00:12:34,152 --> 00:12:36,720
I can't live like the fancy folk.
279
00:12:36,721 --> 00:12:38,455
It just isn't me.
280
00:12:38,456 --> 00:12:40,124
I'm never on edge anymore.
281
00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:41,959
I haven't had a disease for weeks.
282
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,294
But isn't that a good thing?
283
00:12:43,295 --> 00:12:46,096
Maybe for some people... For you.
284
00:12:46,097 --> 00:12:49,033
But the thought that we're drifting apart
285
00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:53,037
has gotten me so down, I can
barely get out of drawer.
286
00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:55,305
So I think it's best if I just leave.
287
00:12:56,474 --> 00:12:58,542
Wait.
288
00:12:58,543 --> 00:13:00,109
I'll pack our things.
289
00:13:04,215 --> 00:13:05,215
Done.
290
00:13:05,216 --> 00:13:06,650
What? No.
291
00:13:06,651 --> 00:13:07,785
Unpack right now.
292
00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:09,586
You can't leave. You love it here.
293
00:13:09,587 --> 00:13:12,323
Gwyndolin, don't you understand?
294
00:13:12,324 --> 00:13:14,725
Sure, it's nice not going hungry,
295
00:13:14,726 --> 00:13:16,593
and my bones don't bend anymore,
296
00:13:16,594 --> 00:13:19,663
and my teeth don't wiggle in their sockets.
297
00:13:19,664 --> 00:13:22,766
I could be the king of a castle.
298
00:13:22,767 --> 00:13:24,802
But without you,
299
00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:27,171
I'd be the lowliest man in the world.
300
00:13:27,984 --> 00:13:30,451
Oh, Vincenzo.
301
00:13:31,309 --> 00:13:33,277
We leave the castle together.
302
00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:40,417
So, as soon as we're all seated,
you come and send for me.
303
00:13:40,418 --> 00:13:41,952
That looks romantic, doesn't it?
304
00:13:41,953 --> 00:13:44,588
Oh, Roberta! Ooh, you look smashing!
305
00:13:44,589 --> 00:13:46,890
Please excuse the dress.
306
00:13:46,891 --> 00:13:49,193
The blouse I usually wear under
it has completely disappeared.
307
00:13:49,194 --> 00:13:50,627
Wha... mine, too!
308
00:13:50,628 --> 00:13:52,396
Must be fairies. Big problem around here.
309
00:13:52,397 --> 00:13:53,197
Shall we sit?
310
00:13:53,198 --> 00:13:54,498
Oh.
311
00:13:54,499 --> 00:13:56,032
- You're over there.
- Okay.
312
00:13:56,935 --> 00:13:58,068
Uh!
313
00:13:58,069 --> 00:14:00,003
You're across from her.
314
00:14:00,004 --> 00:14:01,305
All right.
315
00:14:01,306 --> 00:14:03,273
- Isn't this nice?
- Mm.
316
00:14:03,274 --> 00:14:05,743
An urgent crow for you, sir.
317
00:14:05,744 --> 00:14:06,844
Oh, thank you.
318
00:14:06,845 --> 00:14:09,380
Unexpected.
319
00:14:09,381 --> 00:14:12,316
Oh. I've got to take this.
320
00:14:12,317 --> 00:14:13,484
Uh, you carry on without me.
321
00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:15,185
Here.
322
00:14:15,186 --> 00:14:17,154
Oh, thank you.
323
00:14:19,257 --> 00:14:20,524
Oh.
324
00:14:20,525 --> 00:14:22,893
Thank you.
325
00:14:22,894 --> 00:14:24,795
He's... He's a bit odd.
326
00:14:26,431 --> 00:14:28,699
I'm sorry. This is crazy.
327
00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:30,300
If you had told me a week ago
328
00:14:30,301 --> 00:14:32,336
that I would be sitting here
with my old pal Bobby,
329
00:14:32,337 --> 00:14:33,837
I'd say you've got a goblin in your head.
330
00:14:33,838 --> 00:14:35,239
Oh, guess what!
331
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:38,108
I can still fit my entire fist in my mouth.
Do you want to see?
332
00:14:38,109 --> 00:14:39,810
Oh.
333
00:14:39,811 --> 00:14:43,447
Oh, Richard, honestly, do I
have to do everything myself?
334
00:14:43,448 --> 00:14:46,049
Lutes.
335
00:14:46,050 --> 00:14:48,051
Viols.
336
00:14:48,052 --> 00:14:50,087
Irritating little crumhorns.
337
00:14:50,088 --> 00:14:52,054
♪
338
00:14:55,226 --> 00:15:01,331
♪ Gaze at the person across from you now ♪
339
00:15:01,332 --> 00:15:06,169
♪ Feel the sweet spark of connection ♪
340
00:15:07,238 --> 00:15:13,243
♪ If you don't screw up
this moment somehow ♪
341
00:15:13,244 --> 00:15:18,482
♪ Maybe you won't die alone ♪
342
00:15:18,483 --> 00:15:21,552
♪ Don't be too needy ♪
343
00:15:21,553 --> 00:15:24,755
♪ Or bring up your ex ♪
344
00:15:24,756 --> 00:15:28,025
♪ Don't say the words ♪
345
00:15:28,026 --> 00:15:30,527
♪ "Herpes simplex" ♪
346
00:15:30,528 --> 00:15:33,163
♪ Don't ever mention ♪
347
00:15:33,164 --> 00:15:36,533
♪ You've never had sex ♪
348
00:15:36,534 --> 00:15:38,168
♪ Trust me ♪
349
00:15:38,169 --> 00:15:39,703
♪ I promise ♪
350
00:15:39,704 --> 00:15:41,604
♪ She knows ♪
351
00:15:42,774 --> 00:15:48,545
♪ And now her defenses
are starting to fall ♪
352
00:15:48,546 --> 00:15:53,149
♪ Smile and return her affection ♪
353
00:15:54,285 --> 00:16:00,524
♪ If you don't manage to ruin it all ♪
354
00:16:00,525 --> 00:16:05,929
♪ Maybe you won't die alone ♪
355
00:16:05,930 --> 00:16:09,466
It is the damnedest thing, but...
356
00:16:09,467 --> 00:16:11,435
Looking at you right now...
357
00:16:11,436 --> 00:16:12,636
Yeah.
358
00:16:12,637 --> 00:16:15,539
I mean, it's almost as if...
359
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:17,341
You're on fire.
360
00:16:17,342 --> 00:16:19,910
I mean, I don't know that
I'd say I'm on "fire," but...
361
00:16:19,911 --> 00:16:21,645
No, no, you're on fire!
362
00:16:21,646 --> 00:16:23,514
Oh! Oh, oh, God!
363
00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:25,315
Agh! Ow!
364
00:16:25,316 --> 00:16:27,050
Oh, God!
365
00:16:27,051 --> 00:16:29,219
- ♪ Don't begin screaming ♪
- Oh, oh! Oh!
366
00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:32,155
- ♪ You'll blow the whole mood ♪
- Oh, no! Ow! Ow!
367
00:16:32,156 --> 00:16:36,860
- ♪ Maybe you won't die alone ♪
- Oh, God!
368
00:16:36,861 --> 00:16:38,328
Ow!
369
00:16:38,329 --> 00:16:43,599
♪ Maybe you won't die alone ♪
370
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,160
What's all this?
371
00:16:53,161 --> 00:16:55,463
I just packed up all your gear
like a good sidekick.
372
00:16:55,464 --> 00:16:59,545
By the way, I know
what you were up to last night.
373
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:02,503
Oh, yeah. I guess it was pretty obvious.
374
00:17:02,504 --> 00:17:04,438
Because I sang it out loud.
375
00:17:04,439 --> 00:17:06,366
Hey, Bobby, I was right!
376
00:17:06,575 --> 00:17:08,142
Galavant was trying to set us up.
377
00:17:08,143 --> 00:17:09,344
Hilarious!
378
00:17:09,345 --> 00:17:11,245
- Creepy, right?
- Disgusting!
379
00:17:11,246 --> 00:17:12,980
- The worst!
- Yeah, all right.
380
00:17:12,981 --> 00:17:14,549
But, hey, at least we got that
all figured out.
381
00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:16,383
We know that we are just good friends.
382
00:17:17,853 --> 00:17:19,020
Right.
383
00:17:19,021 --> 00:17:21,756
Mm. So, what's next?
384
00:17:21,757 --> 00:17:23,825
We head to the forest.
385
00:17:23,826 --> 00:17:26,027
I hear there are Giants
in the Southern Reach.
386
00:17:26,028 --> 00:17:27,328
Perhaps we can convince them
387
00:17:27,329 --> 00:17:28,863
to join us in attacking Hortensia.
388
00:17:28,864 --> 00:17:30,631
So, we're right back where we started.
389
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:33,701
Yep! Nothing has changed.
390
00:17:33,702 --> 00:17:35,102
Nothing.
391
00:17:37,573 --> 00:17:39,272
Nothing at all.
392
00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:45,847
Your turn.
393
00:17:45,848 --> 00:17:48,815
Am I...King Arthur?
394
00:17:50,185 --> 00:17:52,286
Yeah.
395
00:17:52,287 --> 00:17:55,790
So, this is what you two
half-wits do when I'm gone?
396
00:17:55,791 --> 00:17:57,658
Just get sloshed?
397
00:17:57,659 --> 00:18:00,161
Steady on, queenie.
398
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:03,096
I'm completely sober,
and he's only had one.
399
00:18:06,658 --> 00:18:08,090
What happened to you?
400
00:18:10,205 --> 00:18:11,973
Nothing.
401
00:18:11,974 --> 00:18:13,641
It was a great party... Danced all night.
402
00:18:13,642 --> 00:18:16,711
You'd understand if you'd
ever been anywhere nice.
403
00:18:16,712 --> 00:18:18,512
♪
404
00:18:27,723 --> 00:18:29,122
What's happening to me?
405
00:18:31,427 --> 00:18:34,462
♪ What am I feeling? ♪
406
00:18:34,463 --> 00:18:37,432
♪ Is it a feeling? ♪
407
00:18:37,433 --> 00:18:42,169
♪ Could I be feeling somehow? ♪
408
00:18:43,472 --> 00:18:49,644
♪ All this time, I've never truly had one ♪
409
00:18:49,645 --> 00:18:54,849
♪ Why would I be starting now? ♪
410
00:18:54,850 --> 00:18:58,553
♪ If it's a feeling ♪
411
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,556
♪ Truly a feeling ♪
412
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:07,595
♪ Why is it hurting me so? ♪
413
00:19:07,596 --> 00:19:13,901
♪ Could it be my first one is a bad one? ♪
414
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:17,405
♪ How am I supposed to know? ♪
415
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:25,346
♪ Is it meant to make your insides ache? ♪
416
00:19:25,347 --> 00:19:29,850
♪ Meant to make your chest go tight? ♪
417
00:19:31,553 --> 00:19:34,856
♪ Meant to make you sweat and shake? ♪
418
00:19:36,225 --> 00:19:42,028
♪ How could anything like that be right? ♪
419
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:46,467
♪ If I am feeling ♪
420
00:19:46,468 --> 00:19:49,537
♪ Some stupid feeling ♪
421
00:19:49,538 --> 00:19:54,074
♪ Why can't it just go away? ♪
422
00:19:55,477 --> 00:20:00,548
♪ Why did all these feelings
have to start? ♪
423
00:20:00,549 --> 00:20:01,682
Galavant?
424
00:20:01,683 --> 00:20:06,587
♪ Tearing at my armor-plated heart ♪
425
00:20:06,588 --> 00:20:07,922
Isabella?
426
00:20:07,923 --> 00:20:14,762
♪ What if, God forbid,
they're here to stay? ♪
427
00:20:14,763 --> 00:20:17,798
♪ How can I unfeel ♪
428
00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:27,141
♪ The way I feel toda-a-a-a-a-y? ♪
429
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:28,709
What's this?
430
00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:30,310
A present.
431
00:20:31,547 --> 00:20:34,147
I got you the same exact
earrings those queens had.
432
00:20:37,686 --> 00:20:39,554
Oh, I forgot to take the ears off.
433
00:20:39,555 --> 00:20:41,022
No.
434
00:20:41,023 --> 00:20:42,789
I like them this way.
435
00:20:47,863 --> 00:20:49,429
Thank you.
436
00:20:58,473 --> 00:21:01,976
♪ What is this feeling? ♪
437
00:21:01,977 --> 00:21:05,712
♪ Is it a feeling? ♪